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[Anonymous No.8591936]

Post coffee and coffee accessories in this ITT!
Old thread: >>8578308

Bonus question:
If your autism level is a function of the cost of your current coffee setup and the number of individual moving parts you have to wash after making coffee, how far down the usagi hole have you gone?

[Anonymous No.8591968]

>>8591936
>If your autism level is a function of the cost of your current coffee setup and the number of individual moving parts you have to wash after making coffee, how far down the usagi hole have you gone?
That's why instant coffee is the way to go.
It's the new reincarnated retro way to enjoy quality cup of coffee
and not to introduce massive amounts of coffee beans packaging to our landfills.

[Anonymous No.8591991]

>>8591936
>Mom gave me her old coffee maker
>clean the grounds catch if I don't happen to use a filter and rinse pot once in awhile

I don't think I can even see the rabbit hole

[Anonymous No.8591992]

>>8591936
>in this ITT

[Anonymous No.8591994]

>>8591992
kek

[Anonymous No.8591996]

>tired of plastic melitta cone
>don't want a chemex because i can't find filters in my grocery store
>still want nicer pourover gear

So I bought pic related as a nice middle ground.

>every so often ordering filters with my coffee is somehow too inconvenient

[Anonymous No.8592036]

>>8591996
How the fuck do you drink coffee from this narrow spout that is band down so much.
Isn't the coffee runs all over your chin.

[Anonymous No.8592068]

>>8592036
That's the handle, jackass. There are holes on the bottom you drink from.

[Anonymous No.8592090]

>>8592068
>There are holes on the bottom you drink from.
Ok this is some retarded design from Japan.
How do you put your lips into that opening on the bottom to drink from and how is the coffee not flowing from it if there is an opening on the bottom.
This crazy shit makes me cringe people always have to complicate things.
What's wrong with good old mug design.What's the advantage of drinking from this crazy design. WTF people are crazy

[Anonymous No.8592104]

>>8592090
If you put the grounds in a regular mug, they'd get in your mouth, but this way they don't come through the holes so you just get the coffee.

And how does it look like your lips fit? It's pretty freaking straightforward.

[Anonymous No.8592118]

I prefer gween tea

[Anonymous No.8592141]

>>8592104
ok man,whatever. it looks stupid to drink from this.
looks like you have to tilt your head or something.
I admire Japanese people for their innovative designs but maybe they should stick to designing cars and electronics.
this is just pure stupid and those who buy it just because is novelty are stupid also.
as I said good old mug works just fine

[Anonymous No.8592146]

>>8592118
Have you considered cawfee?

[Anonymous No.8592152]

>>8592146
No thanks I'd rather enjoy my 22 benefits

[Anonymous No.8592160]

>>8592141
>I don't understand it, so it's stupid

Enjoy being left in the past

[Anonymous No.8592169]

I'm recovering from a shoulder injury and grinding with my hario is a bit painful at the moment. With dark roasts it's ok but my preferred roasts are like grinding rocks

Is an OE Lido significantly easier to grind than a hario? I hate the idea of going electric, but I'll get a baratza if the Lido isn't fairly low-effort

[Anonymous No.8592229]

>>8591936
Is this the tea thread?

[Anonymous No.8592233]

>>8592169
>I hate the idea of going electric,
wow, you are such a dedicated purist that it hurts my shoulder just reading this nonsense that electric grinder will ruin your coffee.
some of you people are rally mentally unstable freaks pretending to be able to tell the difference if the coffee grounds are few microns larger or smaller.

get a life buddy

[Anonymous No.8592240]

>>8592233
It's not the coffee I'm worried about, if I was worried why would I be using a shitty $30 ceramic burr grinder? I just don't want yet ANOTHER electrical thing cluttering up my limited kitchen counter space if I can avoid it. Also the electrical interfetterence will cause backflow eddy currents in my silver litz braided speaker cables.

Anyway do you have an answer or are you just here to be angry?

[Anonymous No.8592268]

>>8592240
>Also the electrical interfetterence will cause backflow eddy currents in my silver litz braided speaker cables.

>Anyway do you have an answer or are you just here to be angry?
no, at this point I'm here to call authorities to direct them to your house to come and get you with straight jacket and chains.

[Anonymous No.8592280]

>>8592268
>he can't hear the interfetterence
m8 you must have some non-reference-quality audio gear, let me guess, you're still using the factory clock in your DAC?

[Anonymous No.8592304]

>>8592280
>m8 you must have some non-reference-quality audio gear,
if your super expensive silver litz braided speaker cables can get interference from electric coffee grinder
then I strongly suggest the following (absolutely picture related)

[Anonymous No.8592317]

>>8592304
this kind of interfetterence can be mitigated by installing shakti stones over your fuse box but my fuse box is already covered in ERS paper which was discontinued by the manufacturer, I'd have to rip it in order to get the stones in place

[Anonymous No.8592319]

>>8592280
BTW, I bet you that my fancy toilet costs more than your stereo system.

[Anonymous No.8592336]

>>8592319
oh don't tell me you have a Toto. first of all no, it does not. second when I was a child we lived in Japan for a while and had one of those. it was kind of horrifying

I don't approve of "flush" toilets due to their unpleasant sonic signature, the fourth and fifth order harmonics are not found in nature and bad for your mental health

I fill a bucket with water from the tap and that's how I flush. you should try it, it's not as hard as it sounds

[Anonymous No.8592348]

>>8592317
I strongly suggest that you take your super expensive silver litz braided speaker cables and tie one end
to a tree branch and the other end wrapped around your neck have a last cup of coffee (from Starbucks, dark roast of course)
and kick the chair from under your feet.

[Anonymous No.8592361]

>>8592348
are you ok, anon?

anyway, back to the topic. OE grinders, anyone? besides the mentally ill person arguing with me.

[Anonymous No.8592363]

>>8592152
>22 benefits
Alright nigger let's hear them.

[Anonymous No.8592373]

>>8592336
I'm manly enough (especially after I had double espresso) to flash even the hardest poop with the stream of my piss.
That way I don't waste water the way you do it. You ecologically insensitive water waster.

[Anonymous No.8592386]

>>8592361
>OE grinders
what's OE

[Anonymous No.8592399]

>>8592152
is this dark roast

[Anonymous No.8592437]

>>8592361
As far as I'm concerned you are the mentally ill here.
First you didn't made clear in your post why you don't wan't to use electric grinder,you just posted some cryptic text
>>8592169
>I hate the idea of going electric,
then you posting nonsense about electric grinder interfering with your expensive speaker cables.
Maybe if you learn how to properly and intelligently express yourself then you could get perhaps some respect.
Otherwise you are considered unfit to interact with intelligent people.

here this is for you genius

[Anonymous No.8592461]

>>8592437
Here is your attention

[Anonymous No.8592856]

I'm fairly new to coffee making and I would like to know what is the best water moisture level to brew best possible coffee.
I hand grind and use french press.

[Anonymous No.8592868]

Why do manual coffee grinders cost much more than automatic ones?

[Anonymous No.8592887]

Are there any electric coffee grinders with a remote control?
I like to start grinding fresh coffee just as soon as I wake up but I like to stay in bed for like 15 to 30 minutes
and having remote controlled unit would make my life much easier.

[Anonymous No.8592888]

>>8592887
It takes like 15 seconds, you stupid lazy shit.

[Anonymous No.8592892]

>>8592888
Obvious shitpost m8

[Anonymous No.8592922]

>>8592888
>It takes like 15 seconds
maybe if you have triple eight speed on your grinder, but not on mine

[Anonymous No.8592928]

>>8592887
It's called a skereton with a live in maid, pleb

[Anonymous No.8592935]

>>8592928
problem is that my maid in the morning at that time is busy polishing my shoes for me

[Anonymous No.8592938]

>>8592922
my grinder cost like $10 and has 1 setting, ON or OFF.

i get french press grind in exactly 15 seconds

[Anonymous No.8592945]

How strong is the coffee made by a moka pot? Is it espresso tier? Most of the time I drink 'normal' coffee black, but once in a while I like to drink strong coffee with a splash of milk.

[Anonymous No.8592984]

>>8592938
LOOK AT YOU you again got 38
similar like in previous post you got 888
>>8592888
what's the matter with you anon :)
must be drinking very special coffee I guess you lucky bustard

[Anonymous No.8593524]

>>8592945
It's stronger and a bit bitter
It's not esprssso

[Anonymous No.8593931]

>>8592887
Get one of those wifi controlled plugs

[Anonymous No.8594393]

>>8591936
Is this show about coffee in any way, or is it like new game where it's a generic high school slice of life in a different setting?

[Anonymous No.8594608]

>>8594393
it's new game in a coffee shop

[None !YuNGOonYtU No.8594620]

>>8592104
Baka

[Anonymous No.8594628]

>>8594608
is "new game" another anime? sorry I don't speak weeb

[Anonymous No.8594629]

>tfw you like coffee
>tfw coffee makes you very sick
It's a cruel world out there anons

[Anonymous No.8594665]

>>8594628
yeah it's a anime about cute girls making cute video games

[Anonymous No.8594812]

I wouldn't drink coffee even if you pay me

[Anonymous No.8594966]

Hi guys, I like to ask your opinion about this coffee.
I just discovered this new coffee and would like to know what would be the best brewing technique for it.

[Anonymous No.8594996]

>>8594812
gb2 drinking dr.pepper and strawberry chocolate milk you fat fuck

[Anonymous No.8595012]

>Been getting lazy with my coffee production
>Been drinking some powdered energy drink all week instead, due to convenience
>Have a day off for the first time in a week
>Decide to make some coffee
>Drink it
>Immediately take a fiery 2 pound shit after being constipated for days

I need to quit being a lazy fuck and make some god damned coffee in the mornings.

[Anonymous No.8596525]

>>8594966
isn't that fake coffee from when coffee was a rich people import crop?

[Anonymous No.8597100]

Posted this earlier but the psycho mod banned me over an unrelated grudge and deleted all my posts so I have to post it again

Any opinions on OE hand grinders vs. Hario as far as effort level? I've got a shoulder injury and grinding light roasts on the Hario is uncomfortable. If an OE is a big improvement I'll get that, otherwise I'll contaminate my kitchen with another electric powered appliance.

[Anonymous No.8597411]

>>8597100
they're definitely easier due to the larger burr size, the pharos being the easiest of all. but if your shoulder is fucked just buy a fucking vario preciso or sette already

[Anonymous No.8597441]

This entire thread so far is nothing but shitposting.

Why is coffee so decisive?

[Anonymous No.8597453]

>>8592363
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.8597518]

How much sugar/creamer should I add to my coffee? Thanks for the answer /ck/.

[Anonymous No.8597640]

>>8597518
None

[Anonymous No.8597684]

>>8597518
As much as you want, I have friends who drink only black and other who drown their coffee in cream and sugar. I like a little bit of cream to add some thickeness and cool it down a bit

[Anonymous No.8597840]

>>8597518
no sugar
half and half lets you cover up the mistakes of the brewer and makes shit coffee taste ok

if you can't go without sugar, wean yourself off it

[Anonymous No.8597868]

>>8597518
I just don't add any coffee to my sugar and cream.

[Anonymous No.8597930]

>>8597411
Is one-handed grinding realistic with the Pharos? With the Lido I have to assume no

It's only one shoulder and if I'm spending more than $150 or so I want it to be a lifetime purchase

[Anonymous No.8597939]

I'm thinking of buying a moka pot to use on the weekend. Should I just get the standard 3 cup or the 2 cup brikka?
Based on the reviews the brikka seems to be a bit finicky.

[Anonymous No.8597978]

>>8597939
just switch to instant coffee and all your troubles will be gone
there is nothing finicky when brewing instant coffee and you will get quality cup every single time

[Anonymous No.8597984]

>>8597978
sorry for bad lighting

[Anonymous No.8598279]

>>8597930
sure, just sit down and hold it between your knees. it's pretty big so grip shouldn't be an issue

[Anonymous No.8598406]

Should I stop cleaning my grinder?
It's so annoying to do it every day.

[Anonymous No.8598414]

>>8598406
I just put it into dishwasher after each grinding session and I have clean grinder ready for me.

[Anonymous No.8598419]

>>8597939
those things are aluminum, right? Aluminum is bad for you.

[Anonymous No.8598430]

>>8598414
I stopped using water and just wipe it down with a paper towel and let the oils build up into a nice patina that makes it easier to clean the next time.

I still don't like doing it.

[Anonymous No.8598448]

>>8598406
ever since my grinder clogged up and i had to rma it i've stopped storing beans in my hopper. now i just measure a dose and dump it in the hopper. still find i have to pick up and shake/firmly slam down the grinder to dislodge loose grinds, however i can now get away with only cleaning the machine once every other week and doesn't take nearly as long as it used to (just poke a bamboo stick to dislodge compacted/grounds stuck in the dispenser, and use a stuff brush to clean the top and bottom burrs)

[Anonymous No.8599374]

>>8591936
>Not snorting instant off a mirror

LOL get with the times gramps!

[Anonymous No.8599482]

>>8591936
OP what's with using bones to stir coffee in your picture

[Anonymous No.8599503]

>>8597100
>Not putting the beans on cutting board and smashing your forehead against them to grind them

L O L
O
L

P L E B
L
E
B

[Anonymous No.8599532]

>>8597100
>I'll contaminate my kitchen with another electric powered appliance.
why don't you get just bigger kitchen

[Anonymous No.8599560]

I was given a keurig k-cup maker today, what do I do with it? Are k-cups some kind of superior coffee, or is it a complicated waste?

[Anonymous No.8599586]

>>8599560

K-Cups are scientific master race coffee. Convenient and delicious. Just make sure to buy Keurig DRM compliant coffee pods from an authorized dealer near you, and you too can enjoy the delicious and convenient taste of K-Cup coffee!

[Anonymous No.8599611]

>>8594629
>like coffee
>always shit after every cup
they doubles as constipation med for me.

[Anonymous No.8599676]

I come to conclusion that drinking coffee is waste of time money and health.
Also coffee makes your teeth yellow and that looks very gross.

Coffee belongs in coffin.

[Anonymous No.8599844]

So I added half/half in my coffee and it just smelled spoiled,does it do that cause it's cold?
Should I have just bought the little serving cups?

[Anonymous No.8599890]

>>8599844
just use this next time and you will be glad you did

[Anonymous No.8600618]

>>8594393
It's literally about cowfee. It's called Gochuumon.

[Anonymous No.8600711]

>be me 5 years ago
>work in Starbucks
>sells overpriced shit coffee
>every customer is a fucking coffee dilettante who can't tell the difference
>every store has a token homosexual aside from me
>manager is a faghag
>coworkers treat me like a fucking anomaly just because I lift and take care of myself
>was "let go" for stealing stacks of free drink coupons that I share with my friends
Never fucking again

[Anonymous No.8600720]

>>8600711
never fucking again will you steal, or what?

[Anonymous No.8601208]

>Drinking brown hot bean water

G R O S S
R
O
S
S

[Anonymous No.8601218]

Made a great shot of a Costa Rica San Luis this morning. Strietman CT1 and Lyn Weber EG-1.

Very sweet, very fruity shot. Incredibly clean for a full natural. Absolutely no "funky" notes like what came along with the frutiness of the Ethiopia Adola I had before this one. Also probably the single least amount of "bite" I've had from a coffee with this heavy of fruit notes. I actually quite like bitey shots, but it's fascinating to have a shot that can be this intense and this fruit forward without it.

Makes for an amazing brew too. Probably my favorite brew in a year at least, and it's up against some stiff competition.
Anyway, technical shit if you care:

15g in the basket, 18.9g in the cup.

About 30 second preinfusion then a 35 second pull.

Water temp 201f.

TDS of 14.17% for an extraction yield of 18.5%

[Anonymous No.8601278]

>>8601218

Nobody cares, nerd.

[Anonymous No.8601589]

>>8599374
Honestly, if you're going to snort it, you'd be better off with pure caffeine. Or other stimulants obviously. But for coffee/caffeine, all the impurities make snorting it a hellish pain.
I'm sorry for knowing this personally.

[Anonymous No.8601634]

>>8601278
exactly, sounds like a total loser and insecure underachiever.
who cares

[Anonymous No.8601997]

>>8601634
Mate, it's a fucking coffee thread. The fuck else I gonna post about?

[Anonymous No.8602054]

>>8601218
>35 seconds
little bit much there buddy, should probably loosen that puck

[Anonymous No.8602061]

>>8602054
Nah, for a normale 1:2 shot I'd agree 100%, but a short shot is usually pulled for a longer time to still hit a proper extraction range. And that goes doubly so for very light roasts like I use. It's almost difficult to overextract one at these ratios. Sometimes I'll even shoot for 45sec if it's a very difficult to extract coffee.

Actually just pulled another one, like two minutes ago. Same parameters. 18.55%exty this time.

[Anonymous No.8602108]

Have you fags ever made an undertow before? It was the hot meme drink to get back in highschool, but now that I've been making me own, they're actually pretty good for a quick caffeine boost.

[Anonymous No.8602138]

>>8599560
They brew at 175f if I remember right, which is well below "optimum" brewing temp of 201f to avoid melting the plastic cups.

[Anonymous No.8602139]

>>8601997
o sorry..I was thinking you were giving some chemical formula like for making drugs or something.
sorry this code got me confused
>Strietman CT1 and Lyn Weber EG-1.

[Anonymous No.8602178]

>>8602139
Kay why ess

[Anonymous No.8602190]

Student here.
I'm looking for brewing technique that will allow me to brew the same coffee grounds twice in order to save money
but still get me a decent cup of coffee.

[Anonymous No.8602195]

>>8602190
Use twice as much water and see if you like the taste.

[Anonymous No.8602198]

>>8602178
whaaat ?????????????
speak English faggot

[Anonymous No.8602206]

>>8602195
no I like to brew it first time in the morning and then re-use the same coffee grounds in the evening so I don't have to buy so much coffee

[Anonymous No.8602207]

>>8602190
that's not how coffee extraction works

[Anonymous No.8602221]

>>8594629
>>8599611
>like coffee
>explosive diarrhea if I drink more than 1 cup at once
toilets fucking hate me

[Anonymous No.8602252]

>>8602221
I hope you are not using coffee paper filters to wipe your ass

[Anonymous No.8602271]

>>8602139
Ha! Nah, that's my espresso machine and grinder.

>>8602190
Not a good plan. The first brewing takes out everything worth taking. The second will be weak and terribly bitter.

[Anonymous No.8602306]

>>8602252
>not wiping your ass with coarse 40 sandpaper
It's like you don't want your ass clean or something

[Anonymous No.8602318]

>>8591936
i was thinking of getting this for my birthday, what do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.8602326]

>>8602318
French presses are nice, fairly convenient, but if you ever pick up a moka pot, aeropress, espresso machine, or make some turkish / proper cowboy coffee you'll never be able to go back to one apart from utilizing it as a filter / milk frother.

They are very nice if you are starting to get into coffee though.

[Anonymous No.8602415]

>>8591968
But anon instant coffee tastes like butthole.

[Anonymous No.8603267]

>>8602318
don't use metal spoons in a french press, it'll shatter

[Anonymous No.8603353]

AeroPress™ Master Race checking in

[Anonymous No.8603382]

>>8597939
go with the three cup, you can always refrigerate what you don't drink.

[Anonymous No.8603398]

>>8602326
Literally not true. I always go back to my french press.

[Anonymous No.8603463]

>>8603398
Ditto.
Easier to clean, cheap to replace if need be. Even works for cold brews. Teas as well, though I keep separate presses for those.
>>8603267
Only if you scratch it. You can stir without touching any glass. But personally I always use glass stir sticks. You know, all science like.

[Anonymous No.8603565]

>>8602415
I din't know how butthole tastes anon.
Tell me more about it.

[Anonymous No.8603626]

>>8597411
I got impatient with all the reading so I just ordered an encore. I don't make espresso so it doesn't really matter that much.

On that note, how far out on a limb do you go to support your local brick and mortar? I was prepared to pay sales tax but when I went to my neighborhood shop they wanted $150 for a goddamm Encore, before tax. I turned 360 degrees and ordered it online.

[Anonymous No.8603695]

>>8603626
Dude. Wouldn't it be like really, REALLY rude to spin around in place and order something online within a store?

[Anonymous No.8603714]

>>8603626
It's never acceptable to buy local.

[Anonymous No.8603757]

>>8603626
>>8603714
oddly a vario preciso and sette are cheaper at my local italian import store than they are at amazon (fulfilled by amazon), and most every other online retailer.

[Anonymous No.8604059]

The coffee I drink upsets my stomach. Am I a weak little faggot or is it just that the coffee is cheap? I drink it just with a tiny bit of sugar btw

[Anonymous No.8604129]

Feels so good not drinking coffee anymore, it's so liberating.
And my teeth are not yellow anymore.

[Anonymous No.8604772]

i've been using a bodum french press for a while, and i love the taste of a french press, but im planning on taking a trip, and i dont want my press to break, but i want to take one with me. is there a good metal alternative?

[Anonymous No.8604817]

>>8604772
My dad is a retired elderly travel bum and just carries an aeropress everywhere because they're unbreakable and compact. It seems to work well for him.

[Anonymous No.8604997]

>>8597100
>psycho mod banned me over an unrelated grudge
Elaborate pls

[Anonymous No.8605016]

>>8604997
I tripfagged for a few weeks last winter as an experiment. Apparently this enrages people. Apparently this included a mod. So I got banned a few times for Global #3. Ok no big deal, it was fun while it lasted.

Went back to anon, then decided to revive the tripcode a bit later that year, result was pretty similar except this time I got a bogus "ban evasion" ban.

Appealed it, got denied. Appealed it again, got it lifted. Nice. Tripped, and within a day I got ban evasion again. So I left for like 3 months to let the psycho mod cool off.

Now I don't even use the trip but the psycho mod just keeps giving me a "ban evasion" ban over the most trivial stuff like thinking it's ok to wash a cast iron pan.

[Anonymous No.8605019]

>>8605016
>>8604997
I should add, at this point I've evaded like 6 or 7 bans since I realized what was going on, I don't even bother to appeal anymore because I know the mod has a throbbing boner for abusing his authority and I figured out an easy way to reset my IP.

[Anonymous No.8605106]

Is Jose's a good brand of beans?

[Anonymous No.8605226]

>>8605016
>ban evades
>why am I getting banned for "ban evasion"?

once a tripfag always a tripfag

[Anonymous No.8605232]

>>8605106
when does joses do their costco "roadshow" thing where they set up a booth and offer samples and have 12 different joses coffee to pick from and not just two?

[Anonymous No.8605235]

>>8605226
Well I figured if they're not even going to respect their own rules by finding a legit reason to ban, why should I not evade? Ban evasion should be applied to actual ban evasion, not just "I don't like you and this option in the dropdown menu gives the longest ban period"

[Anonymous No.8605241]

>>8605235
your first mistake was taking this website seriously
>OMG MODS WONT LET ME BE A MINOR CELEBRITY ON A COOKING BOARD OF AN ANIME WEBSITE

[Anonymous No.8605242]

>>8605241
>using an existing feature of the website is wrong
If they don't want people tripping, they should remove the feature.

[Anonymous No.8605246]

>>8605242
they don't want YOU tripping

and it takes a lot to set off an autistic mod, so you probably deserve it

[Anonymous No.8605262]

>>8605246
Well, I stopped, for quite a while, and that wasn't enough.

In any case this place is losing money fast, it's only a matter of time before hiromoot bails and sells this place to some russian porn spam gang.

[Anonymous No.8605648]

>>8605262
>In any case this place is losing money fast,
how do you know this, do you have inside into 4chan's bank account

[Anonymous No.8605714]

>>8605648
4chan is doing fine, hiro is just a scumbag

remember how he threw a fuss about running out of money and then quietly stopped because people called him out on his lies?

[Anonymous No.8605793]

>>8605714
>people called him out on his lies
how did people knew that he was lying

[Anonymous No.8605821]

>>8605793
They found the google analytics page where he was getting his bandwidth usage data from and he was conveniently omitting some axes.
Either he's a literal retard, or he was trying to pretend that the unused bandwidth was 4chan's actual bandwidth usage in order to make it seem like 4chan is some kind of unsustainable monster.

[Anonymous No.8605845]

>>8605714
>>8605016
I'm glad I'm at the point in my life where I can enjoy your victim delusion.

>>8605246 said it best. I may actually have to go full dicksuck and praise a mod's efforts.

[Anonymous No.8606486]

>>8605845
I think that fucker got banned again! ha ha ha

[Anonymous No.8606598]

>>8606486
What a shame, I already reset my ip

[Anonymous No.8606605]

>>8591936
>tfw the morning cook at a trendy cafe and getting all the cortados i want for free everyday

[Anonymous No.8607072]

>>8604817
hmm, only 1-3 cups tho
ive been feeling my six ounce is pretty small, and thats even smaller. im a p heavy coffee drinker, so i dont think that would suit me too well.

[Anonymous No.8607274]

>>8606598
I soon before will you be banned again moron?

[Anonymous No.8607284]

>>8607274
Guess it depends on how soon someone reports me. Want to test it? I'm going to bed soon, just look for broken links in some of the other threads. When you see them, I've been banned again.

Probably won't be back for another 24 hours, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.8607294]

Cofftea is superior

[Anonymous No.8607301]

>>8607072
My man, cortado or cold brew are my go tos

[Anonymous No.8607334]

>>8607301
>cold brew
that sounds p good, but what grind is best to use with it?

[Anonymous No.8607446]

>>8607284
but what are your threads how do we know that they are yours
give us a hint

[Anonymous No.8607779]

>>8591968
Is this a meme? To keep claiming instant coffee is good? Or is it actually good?

[Anonymous No.8607873]

>>8607779
of course is good, even many baristas are fooled in blind coffee tests in Europe picking instant coffees as their favs
only thing is as with all coffees there are higher and lower qualities of instant coffees, best instant coffee is made by freeze dried method
picture related

[Anonymous No.8607943]

[Anonymous No.8607951]

>>8607943
Just finished my morning capp.
I keep putting too much air in the milk and making it more foamy then silky and its killing me.

[Anonymous No.8607962]

>>8607951
Thanks for letting me know anon

[Anonymous No.8607966]

>>8607943
>>8607962
I want to marry Natsume

[Anonymous No.8607978]

>>8607966
Great taste

[Anonymous No.8608017]

>>8607334
Coarse ground bb

[Anonymous No.8608023]

>>8607966
your dick is to short for her

[Anonymous No.8608529]

>>8607966
What's the name of that character? Searching for Natsume shows some blode haired male character.

[Anonymous No.8608581]

>>8607943
>>8607962
>>8607966
she's so beautiful...

[Anonymous No.8608596]

>>8607978
i agree! thank you!

[Anonymous No.8608888]

>>8607873
>grades of instant coffee
that makes a lot of sense, the last instant coffee I had tasted like a mouthful of acid, must've had the lower end of the spectrum

[Anonymous No.8608894]

>>8608017
i figured as much, and its what ive got
having my first cup, its super strong
am i supposed to dilute it at all?

[Anonymous No.8609030]

Is there something more disgusting than black coffee with sugar?

[Anonymous No.8609054]

Yeah add cream into it

[Anonymous No.8609073]

>>8609030
Premixed, presweetened, instant, hazelnut flavored, value brand 'coffee'. With mostly warm microwaved water.

[Anonymous No.8609104]

>>8608581
she is a slut and cum eater.

[Anonymous No.8609106]

>>8609030
black coffee without sugar

[Anonymous No.8609117]

What's the best Ethiopian coffee beans out there? Only tried Starbucks'.

[Anonymous No.8609127]

>>8609104
SHUT THE FUCK UP

she is NOT

natsume is PURE

[Anonymous No.8609129]

>>8609127
5% PURE, 70% Sae, 20% jealousy, 5% other schoolgirl things.

[Anonymous No.8609132]

>>8609127
>natsume is PURE
she is PURE WHORE

[Anonymous No.8609139]

>>8609104

I must not understand Chinese cartoon girl obsessions, because to me "she is a slut and a cum eater" would make me more rather than less interested...

[Anonymous No.8609140]

>>8609132
no

[Anonymous No.8609144]

>>8609139
jump off a bridge you degenerate

[Anonymous No.8609152]

>>8609129
100% reason to remember the name

[Anonymous No.8609162]

>>8609139
yes but what if she was your daughter or your sister, would you like that

[Anonymous No.8609167]

>>8591936
>If your autism level is a function of the cost of your current coffee setup and the number of individual moving parts you have to wash after making coffee, how far down the usagi hole have you gone?

uhh.. not sure what you mean.. but I'm bored and just had my morning cup so I've got a buzz going that makes me want to answer this.

French press: on sale for ~$20 (came with 2 little cups and stirring spoons)
no "moving" parts, but I rinse off the filter deal and lid.. so I guess thats 5 parts together including the pot

Moka pot: got it with a coupon for ~$18
5 parts again

how do i figure out my autism score? is it just 48?

[Anonymous No.8609465]

>>8609167
I think it's the price of your setup multiplied by the number of parts you have to clean regularly.
For me, that would be 45 * 7 = 315.

[Anonymous No.8609478]

>>8609167
>>8609465
brewing instant coffee eliminates all this complicated confusion
make life simpler
>>8607873

[Anonymous No.8609488]

>>8609478
I bought some instant coffee and it tastes like diner burnt shit coffee, the kind of swill you have to drown out with milk because it's so fucking awful.

Stop posting.

[Anonymous No.8609493]

>>8609488
maybe you bought shitty cheap quality

[Anonymous No.8609495]

>>8609488
>Implying your $780 hot bean juice set-up that takes 12 years to use is any better

Delusional hot bean juice drinkers, I swear.

[Anonymous No.8609496]

>>8609493
there's NO SUCH THING as upscale instant coffee

[Anonymous No.8609507]

>>8609496
of course there is,
look at this for example and there are others as well
>>8607873
millions of people drink instant coffee every day and they are happy, for some reason only you are not pleased with it.
go for best quality and you will never go back to brewing regular coffee

[Anonymous No.8609912]

>>8609507
>never go back
dont say that, theres nothing that beats a freshly brewed cup. sure, instant can be good, but sometimes the wait makes the coffee better.

[Anonymous No.8609973]

>>8592868
Because idiots.

[Anonymous No.8610322]

>>8592868
Because they don't

[Anonymous No.8610556]

>>8607446
still here

[Anonymous No.8610841]

>>8591936
>Cowfee

do americans actually drink this?

[Anonymous No.8610844]

>>8610841
Amerifag here. EVery fucking morning, and many an afternoon I will have a nice fucking cuppa col' Brew with my cat.

[Anonymous No.8610863]

>>8610844
>cat

post pics

[Anonymous No.8610871]

>>8610863
Cant because i live in a big fuck of a city where this BIG kitty has his own fucking instagram page (mostly tourists take pics with him)

[Anonymous No.8610879]

>>8610871
show me the fucking Instagram page then I just wanna see your fucking cat jesus christ

[Anonymous No.8610885]

>>8610879
ANONYMOUS MESSAEGE BOARD BECAUSE ANONYMOUS

[Anonymous No.8610902]

>>8610885
YOU SAID IT WAS THE FUCKING CAT'S INSTAGRAM NOT YOURS YOU FAGGOT RRREEEEEE LET ME SEE YOUR CUTE FUCKONG CAT NIGGER

IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA DHOW ME YOUR CAT THEN WHY DID YOU MENTION HIM THANK YOU FOR RUINING MY DAY

[Anonymous No.8610909]

>>8610902
you're serious aren't you?

[Anonymous No.8610914]

>>8610909
I JUST SHOWED UP HERE AND I WANT TO SEE THIS CAT TOO

[Anonymous No.8610916]

>>8610909
I just wanna see your fucking cat if everyone wants to take pictures with it it must be special

[Anonymous No.8610932]

>>8610902
LOL
ANON, HERE LOOK AT THIS CAT
FUCK RELAX, THE OTHER ANON HAS NO FUCKING CAT HE IS JUST BRAGGING TO SOUND HIP
I BET HE DRINKS SHITTY COFFEE AS WELL, FROM A PLASTIC FUCKING CUP

[Anonymous No.8610938]

Why does coffee make my testicles hurt?

Anyone else get this?

My scrotum tightens up and my balls start to ache after drinking it.

For me coffee has to be pretty good to justify having sore balls for 4 hours....so I go to those hipster places where they make it right.

I'm a guy by the way.

[Anonymous No.8610959]

>>8610938
Fuck you anon, your post made me lough (great picture,btw)

Maybe tray this (see pic related)

[Anonymous No.8610981]

>>8610973
kill yourself newfag

[Anonymous No.8610982]

>>8610938

Fuck you anon, your post made me lough (great picture,btw).

MAYBE TRY THIS (see pic related)

[Anonymous No.8611000]

>buy whole bean
>figure out what grind size and water temp i like
>grind fresh coffee every single day for a week
>literally can't taste or appreciate preground anymore

i used to make instant in milk and enjoy it, i didn't need to spoil myself

[Anonymous No.8611001]

SUCK ON MY AEROPRESS,FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.8611006]

>>8610982
>>8610973
I find if I sit in a warm bath for 20 minutes it helps, but fuck that's alot of effort to enjoy a cup of coffee....maybe I should go see a urologist...but then I'd be paying medical bills out my ass for a doctor to tell me just to avoid coffee.

[Anonymous No.8611017]

>>8611006
is it decaf or instant?
maybe you're having a reaction to one of the added chemicals
they literally soak beans in methylene chloride to remove the caffeine

or maybe your water supply is bad

[Anonymous No.8611023]

>>8611017
Tbh I think is the caffeine....but I'll be danged if I'm drinking decaff

[Anonymous No.8611043]

>>8591936
>have a cat
>cat knocks coffee off counters constantly staining my floor
>gotten to the point of not caring any more

[Anonymous No.8611089]

>>8611043
>have a cat

please show me unlike this faggot >>8610909

[Anonymous No.8611130]

>>8611017
>they literally soak beans in methylene chloride to remove the caffeine
as far as I'm aware they stopped doing that way many many years ago, now they use methods (I think there is two methods used now)
and no bad chemicals are involved.
I read about it few years ago when I was drinking sometimes decaf at evening time.

>>8611006
if you really have such strong reaction good idea is to stop coffee and google research what it is.
Just as an example many people get pancreatic cancer from drinking coffee and they don't know that is from coffee,
coffee could very sneaky thing and cause more health problems than benefits.
Do coffee is beneficial as well, but some people react negatively to coffee and better for them to quit.At least till you find out
for sure that is from coffee.

Coffee drinking and pancreatic cancer risk: A meta-analysis of cohort studies.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3063915/

STUDY LINKS COFFEE USE TO PANCREAS CANCER.
http://www.nytimes.com/1981/03/12/us/study-links-coffee-use-to-pancreas-cancer.html

Coffee consumption and cancers of the digestive tract.
http://coffeeandhealth.org/topic-overview/coffee-consumption-and-cancers-of-the-digestive-tract/

A meta-analysis of coffee consumption and pancreatic cancer.
https://academic.oup.com/annonc/article/23/2/311/210754/A-meta-analysis-of-coffee-consumption-and

anon your symptoms absolutely don't suggest you have that, I'm just posting this as a warning to people not to fell in love with coffee
and think that they can drink ton of it, (especially the shitty commercial quality grown with the use of lots of toxic chemicals, and dark roasted)
and not suffer health problems.
coffee is great but you must learn about it and open your mind to potential health hazards so you can enjoy without risking health problems

[Anonymous No.8611185]

>>8611130
there is nothing wrong with dark roasted coffee

[Anonymous No.8611206]

>>8611185

Many people do like the dark roast but they are not aware that dark roast coffee presents very serious health issues.
Roasts like Italian and French (picture related) should be avoided in order to avoid getting cancer.
Here is why, this is very serious issue but not many coffee drinkers are aware of it.

CARCINOGENS in Burnt Coffee,
(and for those who are not aware carcinogens are cancer causing elements) you can read about it in this article:

http://camanoislandcoffee.com/the-5-dangers-to-avoid-when-purchasing-coffee-5/

Research has shown that if food is burnt or heated excessively then a certain group of carcinogenic substances are released which are known as polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs).
Once these substances have been consumed by the individual via the burnt food then they also travel into the intestines and other organs of the human body via the process of blood circulation.
In such cases, these polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons not only cause cancer but also tend to increase toxicity of bone marrow, suppression of the immune system, reproductive toxicity,
liver toxicity as well as cardiovascular toxicity.

I like my dark roasted coffee and I don’t want to hear another ‘coffee guy’ tell me to stop drinking it.
The truth is, you can enjoy a well roasted Dark Roast Coffee without ingesting cancerous substances into your body.
Dark doesn’t have to mean burnt.
Nor do you have to sacrifice the health benefits of coffee when enjoying dark roast done correctly.

COFFEE is known AS ONE OF THE HIGHEST SOURCES OF CARCINOGENS AROUND,
yet something as simple as NOT purchasing burnt coffee beans can drastically reduce this factor.
Coffee, roasted to a dark profile, can actually be extremely enjoyable (even for light roast drinkers such as myself) and still keep that dark nuance that so many people really enjoy.

[Anonymous No.8611214]

CARCINOGENS in DARK Burnt Coffee are the same as carcinogens (cancer causing particles) found on burned meat/steaks.
With horror I watch people grilling their meat to achieve those burned charred "grill marks", but those burned grill marks are nothing less than cancer powerhouse.
Funny thing is that those people would never feed those burned charred meat parts to their precious dogs or cats, but they gladly eat themselves.
So with dark roasted coffee there is a very serious WARNING that if we do care not to get cancer we should definitely avoid drinking any coffee brewed with dark roast beans.

The 5 Ways Your Coffee Kills You.
All in all, you can drink coffee and significantly hurt your body or you can drink coffee and actually enjoy a beverage that adds healthful antioxidants and tastes amazing.
I choose healthy coffee.

Coffee is one of the most heavily pesticide sprayed crops.
Much of our coffee comes from South America, and specifically Colombia, and uses pesticides such as heptachlor, chlordane and deiedrin. These pesticides are toxic to our body!

Also toxic molds Mycotoxins growing on coffee beans present health issue, so taking all those hazardous things into consideration don't add to damaging your health
by purchasing & consuming dark roasted coffee beans.

Coffee is one of those things that we don't really need to consume to stay alive.
We need to eat food, we need to drink water but we don't need to drink coffee in order to live.

Coffee is a treat, so educate yourselves & don't unknowingly add this tempting addictive treat to the already abounded number of cancer & other health problems causing products in our diets.
Coffee has some health benefits, but it needs to be consumed with wise approach to it because if you consume coffee grown with tons of toxic chemicals or coffee infested with toxic molds or dark roasted coffee watch out.

The world of coffee is HUGE. Make sure you’re educated before you make your next coffee purchase.

[Anonymous No.8611227]

>>8611214
that's not real right?
that's literally charcoal

[Anonymous No.8611256]

>>8611206
>>8611214
Stopped reading when you mentioned burnt coffee.
Dark roasted != Burnt

[Anonymous No.8611281]

>>8609030

black coffee with stevia

[Anonymous No.8611319]

>>8611256
>Stopped reading
why you telling me this, do you think I give a shit if you read it or not.

those who have brain will read it and make informed decisions, idiots will be ignorant as usually.
if there is millions of people each day who eat commercially sold burgers like at Mc'Donald's for example
so there will be millions of people who drink dark roasted coffee that is absolutely not healthy for them.
some people are genuinely not aware of it, others are aware but to stupid to comprehend, and you are one of those people.

[Anonymous No.8611368]

>>8611319
youre not in any place to call people stupid when you believe dark roasted means burnt

moron

[Anonymous No.8611420]

>>8611368
of course I'm and I'm calling you stupid if you are arguing this point.
there is plenty scientific data that states that eating burned charred food is carcinogenic, like burned charred bread toast or meat or potatoes
any type of food, and dark roast coffee is in that category as well.

There is a very good reason why roasting houses roast coffee beans to a dark roast level.
Lowest quality beans are roasted to dark roast level, because they taste like shit if roasted to medium roast level.
So to deal with it and still sell the low quality coffee beans at the same price as the much better quality beans that are roasted to blond or medium roast level,
the "coffee geniuses" come up with this cleaver trick to roast the hell out of the beans (making them poisonous at the same time, giving you cancer)
but that dark roast level gives the "uniformity" in taste, because at that dark roast level all coffee beans taste the same - they all taste like tar.
And the nice complexity of flavors and all the oils and the sugars all that is good in coffee is burned is charred in dark roasts.

Coffee is the only product that you can take lowest quality of it that normally should be sold at much lower price per pound
and by dark roasting process you trick customers to pay the same price per pound as the higher quality product.
And as a bonus you are getting charred coffee beans that were proven by scientist to cause cancer.

So there you go next time when you forking out your money on dark roast coffee beans think about what you just read.
It's a little dirty secret that coffee industry hates to talk about.

anon, you must be from Starbucks know for serving burned charred dark roasted overpriced shitty coffee

[Anonymous No.8611428]

>>8611420 correction:
>Starbucks know for
* Starbucks known for

[Anonymous No.8611462]

>>8611420
You realize you've been contradicting yourself this entire time, right?

>>8611206
>The truth is, you can enjoy a well roasted Dark Roast Coffee without ingesting cancerous substances into your body.
>Dark doesn’t have to mean burnt.
>Nor do you have to sacrifice the health benefits of coffee when enjoying dark roast done correctly.
>Coffee, roasted to a dark profile, can actually be extremely enjoyable (even for light roast drinkers such as myself) and still keep that dark nuance that so many people really enjoy.

And now you're literally saying dark means burnt.
Sounds like you haven't even read your own garbage, hypocrite. You don't even know what you're saying.

Take your cancerous copypasta and fuck off autist.

[Anonymous No.8611568]

>>8611206
>I like my dark roasted coffee and I don’t want to hear another ‘coffee guy’ tell me to stop drinking it.
>The truth is, you can enjoy a well roasted Dark Roast Coffee without ingesting cancerous substances into your body.
>Dark doesn’t have to mean burnt.
>Nor do you have to sacrifice the health benefits of coffee when enjoying dark roast done correctly.
>>8611462
you omitted the first line from this little block of text, I think you did on purpose because that first line sets the ironic scenario
of this perception that plebs like yourself have and argue that dark roast is not burned.
And the other 3 lines in that block of text are just being sarcastic making fun of idiots who deny this scientific fact.

At this stage (dark roast stage) according to scientific analysis food and coffee in this case is burned charred, sugars proteins and
all other beneficial elements like delicious coffee oils are heated to the point that their molecular structure is totally destroyed and
is changed to the point that it becomes cancer causing when digested by humans or by animals.

you can google this topic "is burned charred food healthy for humans" and I'm sure you will get plenty results to show it to you
black and white that this is the case, science will do it for you, you don't have to trust my words.

I suggest you stop barking like a little dog and educate yourself on this topic by reading scientific studies.

[Anonymous No.8611588]

>>8611568
nah, it's already obvious to me and everyone else in this thread that burnt foods are carcinogenic

it's a good thing dark roast coffee doesn't fall under that category

[Anonymous No.8611624]

>>8611588
DARK ROAST coffee absolutely falls under burned charred food category and is very carcinogenic and should not be consumed by humans, unless you like to get pancreatic cancer.
see this post >>8611130

pancreatic cancer is one of the worst cancers, very painful and almost not treatable, you just waste away like an vegetable.
Ask yourself is it wort it?, just because Starbucks and others are selling at outrages prices and not telling you about the potential health danger.

DARK ROAST COFFEE = CANCER

[Anonymous No.8612280]

fuck I'm so mad. bought coffee beans from local roaster,very well respected, it was labeled medium roast
but it was more like dark roast. not only by looks of it but also that harsh bitter taste of coffee.
fucking assholes I think they do it to trick people just to push this burned shit out of their store.

[Anonymous No.8612300]

>>8612280
I'm taking this shit back and if I don't get my money back or exchange for real medium roast I will throw the whole bag on the fucking floor

[Anonymous No.8612470]

>>8611001

Mmmmm tastes like plastic and silicone rubber! Much better than a glass or metal brewing vessel!

Faggot.

[Anonymous No.8612478]

>>8612470
t.faggot who uses a soma filter because MUH GLASS

[Anonymous No.8612483]

>>8612478
>Pretending their is no difference between room temperature water and near boiling

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.8612490]

>>8612483
>pretending there is no difference between 120 seconds and 2 days

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.8612552]

>>8612490
>Pretending compounds in plastic and silicone don't become soluble only at high temperatures

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.8613203]

>>8612470
That's why instant coffee rules supreme.

[Anonymous No.8613239]

>>8613203
>mfw I uniroincally like certain brands of instant coffee

[Anonymous No.8613243]

>>8611206
kek, not even the shittiest brazilian coffee is black llike this. Do americans really pay for the waste generated by a lazy roaster who forgot to stop the oven?

[Anonymous No.8613249]

>>8611206
>coffee is known as one of the highest sources of carcinogens


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3897347
>no causal relantionship was found between coffee intake and pancreatic cancer. Stop reading doctor mercola.

[Anonymous No.8613338]

>>8613249
>no causal relantionship was found between coffee intake and pancreatic cancer. Stop reading doctor mercola.
anon you are presenting bit of FALSE NEWS here.
I'm talking about DARK ROAST COFFEE not MEDIUM roast or lighter roast coffee beans.
There is a big difference, so stop spewing unrelated quotes.

Dark roasted coffee beans are heated to such degree that it turns everything inside the bean into piece of charred coal.
You don't even need scientific facts to understand that.
Do you eat charred blacken burned bread toast,or piece of meat or any other food? If you are smart you don't of course.
Because you can see that there is nothing of nutritional value in that bread toast, so why would you consume dark roast burned charred coffee beans.
One reason could be that piece of bread toast is easier to see the effects of excessive burning but coffee bean being so small & we can not
really see inside of it, but the same destructive processes that destroyed nutritional values inside of piece of bread & turned that bread into cancer causing poison are doing exactly the same thing inside of the coffee bean.

People are you that fucking thick that you can not comprehend this very simple chemistry, this very simple fact of what is good for you and what is toxic for you.
Coffee industry is hiding this fact from you because it bring coffee industry very huge profits.
Read it in this post >>8611420 why they are roasting some coffee beans to dark roast level.
It is great evil solution how to sell shitty quality coffee beans at the same price as higher quality coffee beans.
It's a dishonest trick by greedy coffee suppliers by greedy coffee roasters.
And you are not only overpaying for substandard product with your money but also with your health.

I'm not telling you to stop drinking coffee at all.I'm just telling you stop drinking this poison DARK ROAST coffee.
Medium or lower roast coffee it totally fine,only the dark roast is very dangerous to your health

[Anonymous No.8613404]

>>8613243
Yes, micro roasters literally learn their trade as they go along, they buy up an old roasting oven, and they trial and error the shit out of their coffee, selling you all the mistakes they made.
They just have to make up some bullshit "flavor notes" on their label and make sure they're virtue signaling to their intended customer base.

[Anonymous No.8613429]

Hey you Global Village idiot, read this and ask somebody to explain it to you if you are brain dead

>>8613249
>>no causal relantionship was found between coffee intake and pancreatic cancer. Stop reading doctor mercola.
Research has shown that if food is burnt or heated excessively then a certain group of carcinogenic substances are released which are known as polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs).
Once these substances have been consumed by the individual via the burnt food then they also travel into the intestines and other organs of the human body via the process of blood circulation.
In such cases, these polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons not only cause cancer but also tend to increase toxicity of bone marrow, suppression of the immune system, reproductive toxicity,
liver toxicity as well as cardiovascular toxicity.

[Anonymous No.8613470]

>>8613404
It's true, all those micro roasters are just scam artists selling shit beans with random roasting and made up tasting notes and suckers just lap it up.

That's why I stick to scientifically engineered instant coffee, with none of these uncomfortable hipster overtones.

[Anonymous No.8613511]

>>8613429
>he states something about coffee
>you continue to spew your irrelevant drivel about burnt food

kek

[Anonymous No.8613519]

>>8613239
me too anon, even worse, i prefer it to nicely filtered and blended coffee from beans

[Anonymous No.8613526]

>>8613511
and you comment like an village idiot number two.

[Anonymous No.8613532]

>>8613526
actually it would be #3, since you were the first

idiot

[Anonymous No.8613535]

>>8613519
spoiler: instant coffee is made with real actual coffee made with coffee beans

[Anonymous No.8613539]

>>8613532
Absolutely #REKT.

[Anonymous No.8613540]

>>8613532
No I'm the smart intelligent honest poster here.
Bunch of you dishonest coffee merchants actually shitting now because your dirty secret is out.

[Anonymous No.8613546]

>>8613540
no, you aren't

[Anonymous No.8613559]

coffee makes my teeth yellow
I hate coffee for that
fuck you coffee

[Anonymous No.8613562]

>>8613559
they're just teeth, who cares. as long as you have no cavities.

[Anonymous No.8613572]

>>8613559
who literally cares if they're straight
straight teeth look fine yellow or not

also perfect white teeth look retarded as fuck and unnatural imo

[Anonymous No.8613593]

>>8613572
yes coffee is so fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.8613621]

>>8613593
wrong
choose your next words wisely

[Anonymous No.8613652]

>>8613559

"white teeth" are meme. Thanks 2000's advertising

[Anonymous No.8613730]

>>8613621

Hot bean juice is gross, fag.

[Anonymous No.8613777]

>>8613730
WRONG CHOICE, FOOL

[Anonymous No.8613824]

>>8613777

Yes, please do share more of your impotent rage induced revenge fantasies, hot bean juice autismo.

[Anonymous No.8613860]

>>8601218
I'd call you a nigger, but a nigger wouldn't work this hard to make something that tastes like a Colombian tranny's asshole who wipes his(?) ass with fruit rollups

[Anonymous No.8613890]

>>8613652
why is coffee so much hated
there must be good reason for it
maybe because of dishonest marketing practices

[Anonymous No.8613909]

Help me pick an electric grinder that doesn't cost $100 dollars.

[Anonymous No.8613914]

>>8613909
doesnt exist
just get a hand grinder

[Anonymous No.8613941]

>>8613860
>doesn't like coffee
>comes to the coffee thread

moron

[Anonymous No.8613942]

>>8613909
Walmart has few models to chose from under $100

[Anonymous No.8613987]

>>8613941
I like coffee my dude. Just wasn't a fan of the hipster description that was given, nigger.

[Anonymous No.8613993]

>>8613987
>I like coffee
but you just said it tasted like a Colombian tranny's asshole...

[Anonymous No.8614035]

>>8613909

Just smash them with a hammer, faggot

[Anonymous No.8614085]

>>8614035
or use instant coffee. no need for grinders. simple and sophisticated modern style not that primitive grinding complicated grind size measurements.

[Anonymous No.8614104]

>>8614085
shut the fuck up retard

god I hate this thread

[Anonymous No.8614108]

>>8591936
GWEENTEA

[Anonymous No.8614153]

I bought a busted Gaggia Classic for basically nothing. Gonna fix it up and upgrade some of it.

[Anonymous No.8614157]

>>8614104
why are you pissing in your panties. instant coffee is legit coffee.
millions of people are drinking instant coffee every day and they are happy with it.
seems like only you have problem with it.
whats wrong with you?

Almost half of the world actually prefers instant coffee.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2014/07/14/almost-half-of-the-world-actually-prefers-instant-coffee/

Americans’ taste in coffee might be getting more high-end—with a growing fixation on perfectly roasted beans, pricier caffeinated concoctions,
and artisan coffee brewers—but it turns out a surprisingly big part of the world is going in the opposite direction: towards instant coffee.
Sales of instant coffee—the kind that dissolves in hot water and has been popularized by brands like Nescafe—have nearly tripled since 2000,
according to data from market research firm Euromonitor.
The world consumed nearly $31 billion-worth last year, and is expected to drink more than $35 billion-worth by 2018.
Instant coffee accounts for more than 34 percent of all the retail brewed coffee consumed around the world.
The rise has been as steady as it has been substantial.

so there you go, now you are educated!
STOP WHINING LIKE A GIRL

[Anonymous No.8614180]

Can I use instant coffee in my espresso machine to pull consistent results since there is no variations with the grounds size

[Anonymous No.8614185]

>>8614157
I thought I told you to shut the fuck up? Get out and kill yourself, please

[Anonymous No.8614199]

>>8614185
>feeding trolls
>2008+9

[Anonymous No.8614211]

>>8614185
you starting to act like some sick dictator denying people free choice of type of coffee they prefer to drink,
why is your opposition to instant coffee so aggressive, maybe you never had cup of high quality instant coffee
or maybe you have blinders on your brain and refusing to see the technological progress taking over antiquated
methods of making coffee and all those complications with grinders you morons constantly struggling with.

[Anonymous No.8614220]

>cancer and instant coffee shitposter

WOW JUST SHUT UP

[Anonymous No.8614230]

>>8614220

Lol nice rustled jimmies fgt.

[Anonymous No.8614306]

Why are coffee drinkers such fucking autists jesus christ. I mean, I'm one of them but still. This thread is fucking off the charts with the autism levels.

[Anonymous No.8614314]

>>8614306
Because people still don't understand how to walk away from bait.

[Anonymous No.8614315]

>>8614220
but both of those things are real and factual scientifically supported
nothing is made up stories. pure facts. pure sophisticated knowledge, unless some of you guys
are here to sell dark roasted coffee that is understandable that you feel threatened by the massive amount of solid evidence
presented by me.

your greedy desires to sell unhealthy product and profit from and active campaign to suppress the truth is unacceptable
and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
I'm not telling people to stop drinking coffee, I'm just presenting factual evidence how to choose healthy type of coffee to drink, like medium or lower roasted coffee beans, or in case of instant coffee how to enjoy hassle free cup of delicious coffee.

you guys must represent Starbucks since you are so opposed to facts about dark roast coffee. because Starbucks is leading
dark roast coffee dealer in the World.
Shame on you. I'm 99% sure you yourselves don'y drink this shitty quality dark roast coffee but high quality medium roast coffee, probably Organic 100%Arabica
that was not sprayed with toxic chemicals and has no toxic molds growing on coffee beans during storage time, but you are selling all that toxic low quality Robusta dark roast crap
to unsuspecting customers.

Arabica vs. Robusta
http://www.barkingdogroasters.com/our-coffee/arabica-vs-robusta/

It’s a fact that all the best tasting coffee is made from Arabica beans which are naturally mild and aromatic, with a rich round pallet and imbued with subtle and varied flavors.
Robusta beans yield a harsher, bitter tasting cup with significantly more caffeine.
Robusta is used by some coffee producers because the plants, being hardier and easier to grow and harvest produce a cheaper, though less desirable bean.

STOP SUPPRESSING COFFEE TRUTH !

[Anonymous No.8614318]

>>8614314
>Because people still don't understand how to walk away from bait.
>>8614315
>but both of those things are real and factual scientifically supported
>nothing is made up stories. pure facts. pure sophisticated knowledge, unless some of you guys
>are here to sell dark roasted coffee that is understandable that you feel threatened by the massive amount of solid evidence
>presented by me.

[Anonymous No.8614319]

>>8614306
>never seen a beer thread
>never seen a knife thread
>never seen a whisky thread
>never seen a japanese food thread
>never seen a tipping thread
>never seen a "do white people really ____?" thread
>never seen a flyovers vs coasties thread

Welcome to /ck/, I hope you enjoy your stay

[Anonymous No.8614326]

>>8614319
GREAT STUFF ANON. LOL

[Anonymous No.8614337]

>>8614319
I've been coming to /ck/ since 2011 and the only thing I've seen that rivals these threads were the
>2011
>still keeping your x in the fridge
threads that got posted 50000 times a day

[Anonymous No.8614338]

>>8614315
>>8614318
Shut your god damn mouth before I cut your fucking tongue out you stupid insufferable motherfucker. Nobody is reading your shit.

[Anonymous No.8614349]

>>8614338
>Nobody is reading your shit.
WELL you just obviously read it, so I'm glad that you are educated now my coffee friend.

[Anonymous No.8614354]

>>8614337
provide links please sounds very interesting

[Anonymous No.8614361]

>>8614306

Are you stupid? There is actually virtually zero coffee autism in these threads. The whole problem is that there aren't ENOUGH coffee autists to not have the threads dominated by the shitposters.

To have a general like this work you would need a core of a few coffee autists who know their shit and can talk to each other and ignore the shitposting. Unfortunately there just aren't enough coffee autists to have that here, so there is no point in wasting the effort to actually try and talk about coffee here.

[Anonymous No.8614399]

>>8614361
>a core of a few coffee autists who know their shit
or maybe they are here but they also know that their little dirty secret about dark roasted coffee finally is getting massively exposed
and they know that they have ZERO chance to debate that because facts are so strong and supported by science that they just sit quiet
and are weeping in their medium roast coffee that people are getting smarter and are not going to pay outrages prices for lowest quality coffee
that can also as a bonus give them deadly cancer.

JUST WAIT TILL /pol/ STARTS POSTING THIS STUFF and exposes the whole coffee industry for dishonest deceivers that they are.

[Anonymous No.8614403]

>>8614338
Stop replying, your reaction is the goal of their posting.

[Anonymous No.8614415]

>>8614337
>2011
Newfag, you missed the days of angie, those were days of high drama, with the entire board freaking out.

This coffee stuff is small time, only a tiny fraction of posters even look in these threads.

[Anonymous No.8614421]

>>8614403
COFFEE TRUTH HURTS
I UNDERSTAND YOUR BUTTHURT, anon

[Anonymous No.8614423]

>>8614415
link please

[Anonymous No.8614428]

>>8614423
>link
I don't think you know how this 4chan stuff works, maybe lurk another 6 years and pay attention

[Anonymous No.8614431]

>>8614428
snob.

[Anonymous No.8614463]

Going back to coffee, after learning all that nasty stuff about dark roast I will never buy it again in my life.
Not wort it risking getting cancer.
I'm only buying medium roast now and will try some lighter roasts as well in next two weeks.

[Anonymous No.8614506]

>>8611130
your https://academic.oup.com/annonc/article/23/2/311/210754/A-meta-analysis-of-coffee-consumption-and
link literally says

>In conclusion, this systematic meta-analysis of case–control and cohort studies provides quantitative evidence that coffee consumption is not appreciably related to pancreatic cancer risk, even at high doses.

[Anonymous No.8614648]

>>8592169
>>8597411
>>8597100
>>8607284
>>8607274

so anyway I'm still here for some reason, and my encore arrived. it says I need to grind like a cup of beans before using it. my question is what's going to happen if I don't. am I going to die? I don't want to waste beans because I only have enough to last until like Wednesday which is the soonest my next bean shipment arrives

[Anonymous No.8614691]

>>8614648

Uh, why don't you buy some cheap grocery store beans tomorrow to use for that?

[Anonymous No.8614724]

>>8614691
because then I have to go to the grocery store before breakfast, which defeats the purpose of saturday morning breakfast

[Anonymous No.8614741]

>>8614724
no it doesnt

[Anonymous No.8614750]

>>8591968
I used to use a french press, now I use instant coffee every day. I like the instant better, plus it's faster and cheaper.

[Anonymous No.8614768]

>>8614741
thank you for telling me how to ruin my saturday

anyone else?

[Anonymous No.8614789]

>>8614768
how autistic are you that going to the grocery store for 1 item ruins your Saturday

[Anonymous No.8614803]

>>8614789
I plan on going to the grocery store for many items on saturday

just not before having coffee, some full fat plain yogurt, making bacon and eggs, making my autistic little grapefruit supremes, eating those, then another cup of coffee before cleaning up and getting dressed

fuck I don't even know if the grocery store is open when I get up. probably not til 9. don't you tell me to google it shitter. you're just trying to ruin saturday morning

[Anonymous No.8614821]

>>8614803
welp guess you're not having any coffee faggot oh what's that? that would ruin your Saturday too? well too bad nigger go fuck yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.8614832]

>>8614821
or I could just drink the first batch of grounds that come out. that's what I was asking before. what's the bad part there. is it just a bad grind? I could live with that. or is it going to be full of polonium or something. in which case I'll just go to the coffee shop and have a galette and a latte or something, it's a harsh way to start the day but I refuse to go to the grocery store hungry. last time I did that I spent $79 on a half a bag of groceries.

[Anonymous No.8614843]

>>8614832

Why don't you just drink bleach instead, you massive faggot?

[Anonymous No.8614844]

>>8614832
Holy fuck how little self control do you lack

[Anonymous No.8614845]

>>8614843
it's not a very effective way to whiten teeth and the taste is not good. I use hydrogen peroxide instead. yes it causes receding gums when overused but I don't use it that much. also it is very effective at fighting coffee breath.

[Anonymous No.8614849]

>>8614844
Have*

I swear to fucking god if you make some smart ass comment about my typo you fucking faggot nigger

[Anonymous No.8614850]

>>8614844
obviously not very much or else I'd be planning to go to the grocery store hungry, hmm? it's called self-awareness, something certain people around here seem to lack. not pointing any fingers, just saying.

[Anonymous No.8614857]

>>8614849
enough with the racial and homophobic slurs, can anyone answer why baratza says to discard the first batch of grounds? I need to know, it hurts to use my hand grinder, and my neighborhood shop uses substandard beans grown in brazil

[Anonymous No.8614859]

>>8614648
>I only have enough to last until like Wednesday which is the soonest my next bean shipment arrives
can't you buy like from underground dealers you know from guys who deal in illegal stuff maybe they have coffee for sale as well

[Anonymous No.8614869]

>>8614857

CHOKE ON 10,000 COCKS YOU ENCORE FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.8614870]

>>8614857
It's probably got cancer chemicals in it you fucking faggot nigger shit piss kike polesmoking coon

You god damn motherfucking happy merchant jigaboo shitskin

Go suck some dick you stupid fairy faggot bug chaser degenerate

[Anonymous No.8614871]

>>8614859
I dislike most of the reasonably priced beans sold locally, except for this one place but it's near work and I don't want to go near the office this weekend because I like to give my mind a break from thinking about work. I should have gotten a bag today but I didn't know about the "throw out the first cup of beans" thing, this is a disaster

[Anonymous No.8614878]

>>8614180
please help me guys with this question, please

[Anonymous No.8614879]

>>8614869
>>8614870
rude

[Anonymous No.8615002]

>>8614857
>>8614869
>>8614870
>>8614879
guys please stop it, stop arguing,
if you can not find common ground when it comes to type of grinders to use
or what is the best coffee brewing technique or what type of coffee beans are the best or what brewing equipment to use
maybe its time you graduate in your coffee consumption world and switch to brewing instant coffee.
you will eliminate all that nonsense and will enjoy same high quality of high quality coffee every single time escaping this
paradox of confusion and deception or you can go high tech and join the BIG BOYS of instant coffee trend
and buy instant Coffee Brewing Station like you can see in the picture,
Smart Instant Coffee Machine.

[Anonymous No.8615835]

>>8614180
yes it works great I just pulled great espresso using instant nothing wrong with this idea

[Anonymous No.8616913]

anyone ever try this?

https://youtu.be/st571DYYTR8

[Anonymous No.8617048]

>>8616913
>9 min brew time
Just fuck my shit up, Hoffmann.

[Anonymous No.8617061]

>>8616913

LOL fucking clueless dumbfucks advocating overextracting the shit out of coffee instead of just using a pour over like a sensible person who wanted a clean cup.

[Anonymous No.8617069]

>>8616913
Alternatively, let the silt settle in my cup.
I fail to see the benefit.

[Anonymous No.8617073]

>>8616913
I don't even brew at 190F so my coffee is cold tepid shit after 20 minutes.
This guy should just buy a drip machine.

[Anonymous No.8617075]

After having made Turkish coffee, my French press tastes like underextracted, watery bullshit.

Even my moka cups feel weak compared to the flavors brought out from an extremely fine grind + proper attention over a flame.

If you don't have an ibrik / cezve, you can just do it in a pot cowboy style, but you just ignore the crema.

[Anonymous No.8617112]

>>8613338
First charred onions tastee better than uncooked onions.

Also I know people who worked for coffee industry and grounded coffee is toasted as hell becausse the size of the batch. It is easier to control the roasting process for 2 kg of coffee and much harder for 500 kg of coffee. In the industry the do everything big batch and don't invest in machinery to achieve a more controled process, ending with a overroasted product.
It is just lazyness and cut on costs not some cancer conspiracy.

[Anonymous No.8617135]

>>8614648
update: I just drank the first batch of grounds that came out. it was fine. also this is much easier than a hario skerton, it's too bad about the electromagnetic interfetterance with my silver litz wire braided speaker cables

[Anonymous No.8617150]

>>8617135

K Y S
Y
S

[Anonymous No.8617154]

>>8617048
>>8617061
>>8617069
>>8617073

Did some searching on the subject and found this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Coffee/comments/55jysa/the_best_sludgefree_french_press_technique/

Yeah yeah it's reddit shut the fuck up.
He claims once you stir and the grounds fall to the bottom, the extraction rate slows significantly. Everyone in the thread who's tried it says it's good, so I'm gonna give it a try once my coffee comes.

[Anonymous No.8617158]

>>8617135
Shut up, faggot.

[Anonymous No.8617162]

>>8617154
>plebbit

[Anonymous No.8617170]

>>8617154

[Anonymous No.8617180]

>>8617162
>>8617170

Pathetic. I found it on Google you morons.
If this turns out to be the best cup of French press I've ever had, I'm coming back and laughing in your retarded faces.
And you still won't try it because you refuse to acknowledge anything reddit likes.

[Anonymous No.8617184]

>>8617180
why don't you go back there if you like it so much?

[Anonymous No.8617186]

>>8617180
please go away dude
everyone will be happier including you

[Anonymous No.8617188]

If your chosen brewing method doesn't utilize a fine grind, you aren't actually tasting your coffee.

[Anonymous No.8617190]

>>8617075
My shitty coil stove isn't good for Turkish, the heat transfer is nearly nonexistent.
I'm thinking about getting one of those fondue burners instead, and just squirt a bit of that blue gel when I want Turkish.

[Anonymous No.8617197]

>>8617190
>Blue gel
You lost me.

I wonder if sand would solve your problem. Many people in the middle east use sand in a pot / pan to force the heat into consistency. It's literally as simple as putting sand into a pot and putting it on the stove, completely reusable.

Here is a video of an example.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii_W18ntwpg

[Anonymous No.8617205]

>>8617197

[Anonymous No.8617208]

>>8617188
>I'm totally unfamiliar with the concept of solubility: The Post

[Anonymous No.8617213]

>>8617205
Ah, it's just a fluid fuel I see.

You'd be better off just buying a small propane burner, like for camping. Not to mention if you find a quality one, you can use it for more than just this purpose.

Having a burner with a real flame around can really come in handy if you're limited to electric stovetops.

[Anonymous No.8617219]

>>8617184
>>8617186
No. Why are you still assuming I browse Reddit? Do you have zero reading comprehension?

[Anonymous No.8617221]

>>8617208
The science behind brewing is pretty specific, but that doesn't stop French press from being incapable of pulling out as much as possible from the grinds before beginning to extract undesirable compounds. Press begins to extract bitter flavors before it ever fully extracts the "good" flavors, because of its immersion method, lacking continuous heat / pressure.

[Anonymous No.8617274]

How does a pourover differ from a drip brew?

What makes a chemex different from a no name brand filter holder?

These are real questions.

[Anonymous No.8617288]

>>8617274
>Pour over vs drip
Pour over provides precise control over the heat of the water, the blooming stage, and the flow rate. While drip just leaves all these factors to the machine, which more often than not is poorly calibrated / can't be changed for different beans / roasts.

>Chemex vs other filters
Chemex has two specific benefits:
1. A large hole in its carafe / filter holder, changing the way the grounds act at the bottom of the filter.
2. Name brand, very thing filters. (You can buy these filters and use them in any pour over cone)

One thing to bring up, would be another cone, like the Hario v60. Cones of this style have introduced plastic steps to the side of the cone, usually in particular directions (diagonal), to ensure the grinds extract evenly throughout the filter instead of all filtering through the bottom.

[Anonymous No.8617292]

>>8617288
*very thin filters.

[Anonymous No.8617315]

>>8617288
>Pour over vs drip
This sounds similar to the difference between a real espresso machine vs a shitty one that doesn't technically even make espresso. Is that right?

>Chemex vs other filters
What's the benefit to thin filters? The rest makes sense.

[Anonymous No.8617325]

>>8617315
That's not a terrible comparison actually, the pump vs steam espresso thing. But the espresso machine comparison is to an even more intense degree of difference.

Thin filters allow more of flavor compounds through. For example, a standard thickness filter will filter out nearly all oil based compounds from a bean, whilst a Chemex filter allows through some of the oils.

[Anonymous No.8617402]

>>8614153

How you gonna fix it? Want details, am intrigued.

[Anonymous No.8617427]

>>8617402
I bought it on eBay "for parts" because it was leaky. My initial thought was a fucked up hose or gasket, seeing the cracked boiler was a bummer.

I got the replacement in the mail yesterday, and ordered all new gaskets just to be safe. The thing is, the new boiler is a bit different from the old. On the original boiler, the steam thermostat screwed in vertically. However on the new one, it screws in horizontally and I don't know if that will cause any issues down the road.

I plan on installing a PID and upgrading away from the bimetal thermostats anyway, so maybe it won't be a big deal.

[Anonymous No.8617431]

>>8614463

All that only applies to burned coffee. Dark roast =/= burned by default, just lots of people sell you burned and call it "dark roast". The color on a bean comes from the maillard reaction, which if I recall correctly happens between 325 and 360 degrees farenheit. This is why so many recipes for the oven call for "350 f for x hours", it exposes the skin of a food to the right temperature range and browns without having to sear.

The chemicals released during maillard are not harmfil, in fact many are beneficial to you. Most of the flavor extracts we use also come from taking the byproduct of maillard on different foods and playing with it in labs.

A true dark roast might be hard to find for the simple fact that it is expensive. To get one, you need to hold coffee at the right temp for a long time, and the bean gets gradually more brown until it is "dark", which is subjective but usually means 3/4 of the way from brown to black. This will release very deep and actually very mild flavors, and the caffeine will be the least of any blend (maillarding breaks down caffeine, the strongest coffee would be the bitter raw green bean).

Pic related is a lovely true dark roast, do recommend for drip, press, pourover, or brew. It literally does almost taste like chocolate.

[Anonymous No.8617439]

>>8617427

So then how much will you have e saved over buying new (new minus (cost of donor plus boiler)) ?

[Anonymous No.8617480]

>>8617439
New Gaggia's go for $300-400 (2015+ models are plastic garbage), and $250 is roughly as cheap as they get on eBay unless you luck out.

I got this one for $100, new boiler was $70, and all new gaskets are under $5. Adding on shipping I saved maybe $50, but my goal wasn't to get a Gaggia Classic for cheap it was to make a $1k machine for under $500 (and to have a project)

I've also replaced the Panarello wand with a Rancilio V3, and have a fancy shower screen and brass group head on order. Naked portafilter should be here Monday. At some point I'm replacing the vibration pump with a nice rotary pump for more consistent pressure.

I have a Raspberry Pi kicking around I'll use to regulate temperature, and I'm thinking about incorporating a filter into an external water tank.

When it's all done I should have a pretty damn good machine for at or around $500.

[Anonymous No.8617491]

>>8617150
you first
>>8617158
no u

[Anonymous No.8618166]

NEW THREAD!

>>8618162

[Anonymous No.8618223]

>>8618166
No. The line has to be drawn somewhere.