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Protip: You can't

>> No.8566381

>Tfw sometimes I buy a box of the brownie ones and eat it all at once so I can have massive farts all night

Room will literally smell like feces by the end

>> No.8566390

j e w s

>> No.8566414
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Warning, you may shit yourself if you drink sugar-free aloe juice.

>> No.8566419

Milk drunk by a lactose-intolerant POC

>> No.8566464

a shitload of sugar free gummy bears

>> No.8566501

>>8566338
Duuuuuuude.
We took 3 boxes of that exact same bar on a cross country trip. Let's just if we could have funneled our gas into converted fuel, we'd never have had to stop for gas, except to take MASSIVE shits.

>> No.8566605

Homebrew beer if you drink it before fermentation is complete. Every fart feels like it's literally hot and wet and that you've shat yourself.

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>>8566414
This stuff is pretty good but I cant get past the weird fluffy things in it. Am I doing something wrong?

>> No.8566689

op here, I've tried most of the other fiber one bar variations, and this one seems to have the most potency. shit never fails

>> No.8566697

>>8566605
>drink homebrew beer before it's completed.

Just why, why would you do that? All the work that went into brewing and you drink it when it's undrinkable. Please explain.

>> No.8567604

Whenever I drink milk and water at the same time, I get tons of gas and it smells quite foul.

I've looked this up and this isn't something people complain about so maybe I'm just weird.

>> No.8568160

>>8566464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE

Yep

>> No.8568182

Everything that I eat turns into poop. Am I doing something wrong?

>> No.8568334
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These things never fail to give me the nastiest farts.

>> No.8568336

>>8566338
apples

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>>8566338
Banned in the EU and Canada. All but banned in the US.

Warning: May cause anal leakage.

>> No.8569190

>>8568348
>banned in the EU and Canada

Those countries don't know what they're missing out on.

>> No.8569209

>>8569190
What? A lot of shitting?

>> No.8569362

>>8566338

Onion rings.

Bell Peppers.

>> No.8569372

>be me have a redeye flight to jfk
>didn't eat anything all day so have a few fiber one bsrs
>shits delicious
>board plane find seat plane takes off
>cabin is pressurized can feel it pushing on my gut and the farts building up
>spread butt cheeks so that butt hole is close to seat and just be farting endlessly in to seat
>land in jfk and wait till whole plane left
>stand up and leave seat, can smell all those farts wafting from the seat
>quickly rush off the plane muttering to the pilot nice landing

>> No.8569773

>>8569372
>be me
>create pocket dimensions of stored plane seat farts