/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8563880]

Beer snobs literally can't refute this.

[Anonymous No.8563886]

>>8563880
forced autism is still autism.

[Anonymous No.8563890]

>>8563880
I feel this way about all alcohols, they taste like shit to me.
I only vape heirloom cannabis.

[Anonymous No.8563894]

if you're not drinking Olde English, you're a pussy and not a true beer connoisseur

[Anonymous No.8563918]

Sure, I'll bite.

[Anonymous No.8563925]

Flyover: The Post

[Anonymous No.8563929]

>>8563925
Sup San Francisco

[Anonymous No.8563934]

(((Belgians))) will literally defend this shit.

[Anonymous No.8563935]

>>8563925
neck urself ACELA fag

[Anonymous No.8563936]

>>8563880
ITT Poor fags who can't appreciate craft beer

[Anonymous No.8563939]

>>8563918
Does Steel Reserve 211 have no taste?

[Anonymous No.8563948]

>>8563935
Trump make you rich yet, shitkicker?

[Anonymous No.8563958]

>>8563894
True shit my brotha

[Anonymous No.8563978]

what $1 beer has weird taste?

[Anonymous No.8563982]

>>8563948
He's making America not rich in diversity, and thats a good thing.

[Anonymous No.8563986]

>>8563978
Budweiser

[Anonymous No.8563992]

>>8563890
Solid bait. 6/10.

[Anonymous No.8564002]

>>8563982

[Anonymous No.8564005]

>>8563986
How come?

[Anonymous No.8564007]

Pinoys/SEAers. Defend this.

[Anonymous No.8564011]

>>8564002

[Anonymous No.8564013]

>>8564002
All the things you could spice with that much salt

[Anonymous No.8564016]

>>8564002

[Anonymous No.8564159]

This is a food board.

[Anonymous No.8564200]

As an alcoholic neckbeard I can firmly say that there is nothing wrong with being """"snobbish"""" with your beers.

[Anonymous No.8564206]

>>8564200
Forgot to add, I'm drunk right now, due to being alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.8564218]

>>8564002
Saved

[Anonymous No.8564222]

>>8564218
No one cares you sjw homo

[Anonymous No.8564226]

>>8564200
This, I've drank steel reserve almost as much as water this year so far and can still tell when a beer is good and shit. Why do people flaunt their ignorance and shame those who try to take an interest in shit

[Anonymous No.8564230]

While there certainly are people who do this and they are definitely cunts;
>weird taste

Alright, let's stop being so broad. Which kind is it;

>wow, this tastes weird, as in it tastes like I'm drinking a saturated solution of water and yeast
>wow, this tastes weird, as in it tastes like someone watered it down before bottling it
>wow, this tastes weird, as in the fermentation got funky and my beer tastes kinda like blue cheese

Or is it;

>wow, this tastes weird, I didn't expect an Imperial Stout to have a definite fruity taste
>wow, this tastes weird, you can definitely feel a lot of alcohol yet it goes down mellow, and you can really taste the barley in this
>wow, this tastes weird, I've never had something with such a ridiculous amount of hops in it, yet the taste is still pleasant

One consists of unique and arguably positive traits of different variations on different styles of different types of beer, which can certainly be enjoyable to experience. The others are just bad flavors but you're not going to suddenly stand up at the bar, spit out your beer and loudly proclaim "WOW, THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT", so when your friends ask you what it tastes like you say "It's... weird."

[Anonymous No.8564231]

>>8564222
You seem triggered, serf. Go enjoy the other three circle jerk responses it may make you feel better

[Anonymous No.8564257]

>>8564226
Same poster.
Exactly. I can tell just through relevance whether something is better or not. I will acknowledge good beers because they simply are closer to what I deem as perfection like any other connoisseur.

[Anonymous No.8564265]

>>8564231

>I'm going to save this image so when people disagree with my political beliefs I can use it to imply they're a nazi

We don't care. We just elected the guy you faggots spent a year calling the next Hitler.

[OP No.8564269]

>>8564231
God shut your dumb mouth the fuck up

[Anonymous No.8564271]

>>8564265
You're assuming a lot. I'm glad Trump won because it means both parties will have to try a lot harder to make sure our nation doesn't reach this level of failure ever again. I can't think of a better way to improve bipartisanship over the next four years than to have this fuck around.
Again, stay mad serf.

[Anonymous No.8564274]

>>8564269
>actually wanting to be known as the op of this shit thread
Wew lad.

[Anonymous No.8564276]

>>8564159
God damn the velma look gets my dick rock hard

[Anonymous No.8564281]

>>8564271

I'm not mad. I just find your cringeworthy posts annoying. I bet even reddit told you to fuck off. Also you should prepare for 8 years of Trump. It's happening.

[Anonymous No.8564283]

>>8564226
Truly the Champagne of malt liquor. A great sour ale at a good price followed by steel reserve(s) is all I need.

[Anonymous No.8564294]

>>8564281
Save this post, I'll be around. If it does happen I'll fuck myself with a baguette on live stream. I bet you'd like that you faggot serf.

[Anonymous No.8564298]

>>8564294

>save this post

Nigger I'm not even going to remember you in the morning...

[Anonymous No.8564300]

>>8564283
I love you Kyary poster

[Anonymous No.8564304]

>>8564298
Trumpanzees backtracking on their confidence yet again. Sad.
Don't worry, his failure will actually make America great again, I bet it's just a part of the eight dimensional chess

[Anonymous No.8564308]

>>8564304

Do you own a monocle? You seem like the type of guy who would own a monocle...

[Anonymous No.8564320]

>>8564300

[Anonymous No.8564391]

Angry orchard is literally the only good tasting beer.

[Anonymous No.8564394]

>>8563992
a 6/10 is solid?
I'd say thats passable at best, like a tranny with good tits and voice but a giant adams apple.

[Anonymous No.8564404]

>>8564394
Fuck you, my bait was at least 8/10.

[Anonymous No.8564863]

I don't even like beer, but the ass pain ITT is delicious.

[Anonymous No.8564913]

>>8563934
That's a nice beer you have there.

[Anonymous No.8564929]

[Anonymous No.8564931]

>>8563880
I mean I think it depends, I do prefer milk stouts for what they are. Probably one of my favorites

I also like a good Blue Moon.

IPA's are a fucking meme though

[Anonymous No.8564945]

>>8563880
I drink everything, from Natty light at around 50 cents a can, to very limited seasonal releases. You get what you pay for generally speaking, outside of the IPAs. A good well flavored stout is going to cost some money, and in general, the price and quality tend to line up fairly well. Same with porters. Other styles are hit or miss.

IPAs are where the cost to quality comparison breaks down. Too many shitty breweries have discovered that if you can't brew a decent beer, throw an assload of hops in it, slap on a snobby label, and sell it for 5 bucks a bottle. Really, there are very few IPAs even worth drinking. Bell's Hopslam is my favorite. It's actually got some flavor past the hops.

OP is still a faggot.

[Anonymous No.8564961]

>>8564945
you might have an intolerance to eggs

that's kind of how it starts

try not eating eggs for a few days and see if it clears up

[Anonymous No.8564975]

>>8564961
You need a life mate. How many threads are you posting this in? Go cook something.

[Anonymous No.8565020]

>>8564975
Oh piss off mate

[Anonymous No.8565039]

>>8563934

Love me some Duvel. Also Tremens. Also, Duvel TrippleHopped

[Anonymous No.8565044]

>>8564931

I livelike 5 minutes from this brewery. Its pretty gud.

[Anonymous No.8565194]

>>8564230

This, A beer i rather enjoy is Old Peculier, by Theakston Brewery, I like it because it has a nice hint of banana in it. I found it odd but I love it

[Anonymous No.8565200]

>>8564945

Is brewdog any good or is it a meme?

[Anonymous No.8565217]

>>8564007
that's a trashy drink consumed by trash. Literally just fuck my liver up.

[Anonymous No.8565242]

>>8565200
Yes. They like to meme on a personal level but they do actually make good beers with rich taste intensity. But all of course depends on what you like. If you're a pussy who likes his beers to not taste of much you might disagree.

[Anonymous No.8565250]

Houston has Saint Arnold's :3

I like their beer on draft

[Anonymous No.8565280]

>>8563880

[Anonymous No.8565322]

This is the good shit.
Have this with a steak or some nice red meat lads.

[Anonymous No.8565323]

>youre at the bar, enjoying a nice evening of banter with the boys when suddenly youre interrupted by-
*DOOR SLAM*
AYO
*runs hand through hitler youth fade*
HOL UP
*adjusts flannel collar*
U TELLIN ME
*pushes glass up*
YALL WUZ
*snorts a line of hops and cocoa powder*
SELLIN SUM BEER N SHIET

>what do you do?

[Anonymous No.8565338]

>>8563880
This is true to some extent. Beer snobs will defend any garbage beer as long as it's expensive and comes from some shitty backwater microbrewery even if it tastes like piss and dishwater. But give them the same beer and say it's a super market beer and they'll tell you how fucking disgusting it is.

[Anonymous No.8565353]

>>8565323
Order him some nasty double IPA and tell him to sit as far from me as possible

[Anonymous No.8565460]

>>8563880
Heres your (you) autismo

[Anonymous No.8565490]

>>8564200
If I don't like the way a beer tastes, am I considered snobbish?

I'm not a fan of dark beers with coffee.

[Anonymous No.8565593]

>>8564013
salt isn't a spice you silly billy

[Anonymous No.8565613]

>Drinking the garbage parts of fermentation

Only untermensch contaminate their precious bodily fluids with undistilled alcohol.

[Anonymous No.8565633]

>>8565353

More like, give him the triple and quadruple hoppsecutioner bullshit that no one else wants to drink and ask him to take it out to his car.

>call cops and report drunk driving in your parking lot
I took my father in law to a car once he ordered something that the waitress described as "our most hoppy beer ever."

He took a sip and literally said "Whew lads."

hops are, objectively, shitty tasting - and they have been a meme for almost a decade and a half and the stupid people still aren't catching on.

[Anonymous No.8565696]

>>8563880

You fuckers literally cannot tell me that this shit doesn't taste good for $4 a bottle

[Anonymous No.8565697]

>>8565696

All beers that are actually imported from Germany get a pass ShitLord. Nice try. Troll harder.

[Anonymous No.8565701]

[Anonymous No.8565702]

>>8565697

How about this? I live 10 mins from the mills river brewery

[Anonymous No.8565714]

>>8565702

Disgusting swill.

[Anonymous No.8565985]

>>8564002
This isn't /pol/ or /b/. Thanks for stopping by tho!

As for brews, the price has nothing to do with the quality. That's not to say that a great beer might be expensive, as true as a cheap beer can be delicious. My cheap beer would be Newcastle. I consider the budweisers and coors more along the lines of animal piss. Not because they're cheap, but because they're disgusting. Then again, I'm not a fan of overly carbonated light beer.

[Anonymous No.8566010]

>>8564276
More like
>Velman

[Anonymous No.8566052]

>>8565702
Jelly as fug.

[Anonymous No.8566163]

>>8563880
Randy Munroe pls

[Anonymous No.8566237]

>>8564007
No they don't. They look at it like Americans look at 40oz malt liquor. Cheap shit to get wasted on. Spent a month there on business and drank it everyday I was there.

[Anonymous No.8566980]

>>8563934
cuck off

[Anonymous No.8567033]

>>8564002
T. Commushit

[Anonymous No.8567041]

>buy hipster beer sampler
>it's over-hopped shit
>buy Olde English
>actually not too bad
>now drinking OE near-exclusively

[Anonymous No.8567056]

>>8564002
>>/pol
>>/b/

[Anonymous No.8567069]

>>8563925
>yfw the midwest has more craft breweries per capita

[Anonymous No.8567082]

>>8567041
https://youtu.be/6OpdjbzTIhM
Catch me boolin wit dem slimers, dey my young uns

[Anonymous No.8567086]

>>8567082

[Anonymous No.8567097]

Heady Topper is literally the best double IPA.
only 8 bucks a can too

[Anonymous No.8567162]

>>8563880

[Anonymous No.8567245]

>>8563880
hot meme shitlord

[Anonymous No.8567365]

>>8563880
>thinking $10 a bottle is expensive
Fucking peasants.

[/p No.8567429]

>>8564929
underrated

[Anonymous No.8567443]

>>8567365
Meme beer

[Anonymous No.8567607]

>>8567365
that pentagram one was definitely not worth the $23 I paid for it. Could have gotten a bottle of whiskey instead :(

[Anonymous No.8567641]

>>8567607
Agreed about Pentagram. Darkness is really good, but Misanthrope is my favorite of theirs so far.

[Anonymous No.8568118]

>>8567033
Stay mad, classcuck.

[Anonymous No.8568251]

I keep forgetting to pick up a growler or two from my local brewery, maybe i'll have the roomie come with for a bite to share and drive me back after sampling their elderflower saison and old ale if they aren't gone. Otherwise I'll drink their stout until my pallate learns to ignore the spoiled mild note and opens up a new branch of possibilities.

Even if they still have old ale I can't get a growler because it's too strong/limited and I haven't flirted with the owner besides complimenting their fish and chips batter

(aggressively waits for money to come in mail)

[Anonymous No.8568253]

>>8568251
spoiled milk note*

[Anonymous No.8568302]

Beer snobbery is the worst because beer is a drink for the lower classes. But everything has to be a competition with some insecure people.

[Anonymous No.8568314]

>>8568302
>beer is a drink for the lower classes. >But everything has to be a competition with some insecure people.
hmmm
really makes u think

[Anonymous No.8568344]

>>8564002

So is he supposed to be anglo-saxon or brittonic?

[Anonymous No.8568352]

>>8564011
>hitler
>successful
lost his biggest war, couldn't finish what he started

[Anonymous No.8568356]

>>8567429
brother, may I have some oats?

[Anonymous No.8568377]

>>8565200
Punk is the best cheap good craft in the UK at least. They had a terrible year beerwise last year but look to be picking up this year.

Their bars are top tier tho

[Anonymous No.8568728]

>>8564007
this is what pinoy niggers drink

[Anonymous No.8568765]

>>8568352
Hitler made himself pretty much immortal

[Anonymous No.8569188]

>>8568352

>literally conquered all of Europe
>not successful

this is what libtards actually believe

[Anonymous No.8569208]

>>8563880

F L Y O V E R
L
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[Anonymous No.8569235]

>>8564005
they changed the flavor sometime in the 90s and buds never been the same. it's weird, brah.

[Anonymous No.8569241]

>>8563880
cheapest beer does taste like piss
expensive beer is a scam

I stick with the average priced and have not been disappointed much

[Anonymous No.8569270]

>>8568118
>tfw nothing but classcucks far and wide

[Anonymous No.8569282]

>>8563880
i can. i've regretted many $10+ pints.

and i also drink PBR almost every day.

[Anonymous No.8569295]

>>8569270
Care to take a ride in my helicopter?

[Anonymous No.8569301]

>>8563939
Taste like syrup with alcohol

[Anonymous No.8569305]

>>8569295
'no'

[Anonymous No.8569346]

>>8565701
Wtf is wrong with xkcd
Like he's funny but sometimes he blows it so hard

[Anonymous No.8569474]

>>8565702
Mad jelly famalam. Sierra Nevada is easily my favorite brewer. I feel like they pretty much nail every style they put out there. They're also widely available which is pretty nice as well.

[Anonymous No.8569479]

>>8563880
just drink yuengling. Seriously.

It's good and reasonably priced. You won't get looked down on for drinking it at beer snob joints and you won't look like a big wig drinking it in dives.

Literally the universal good beer. Oldest one in america too.

[Anonymous No.8569503]

Can't stand the taste of beer cheap or premium. That said, there is a clear difference when I drink a cheap wine vs a 50$ bottle, and I've noticed it with sake and whisky as well. Seems like op's image and the sentiment it carries is always created by sour grapes.

[Anonymous No.8569556]

>>8564002
>Anthropological and sociological fact that societies without 80%-95% homogeneity decline
>muh swastica

[Anonymous No.8569563]

>>8569188
You have to be a "libtard" to be critical of Hitler?

[Anonymous No.8569573]

>>8565697
t. someone who has had 3 German beers. German beer is widely exported from Ireland to Korea, mainly because the German industrial base and tradition of brewery make it more viable than local. 90% of their beer is made to be widely palatable and cheap. Germany as a "good beer" culture is a meme. Germany having the widest variety of beer concerning quality is very probable.

[Drumpfing No.8569950]

>>8569556

Sweet sourceless blog post faggot

[Anonymous No.8569958]

>>8563934
Duvel is considered pedestrian in Belgium

[Anonymous No.8569973]

>>8569573
The Japanese are going mad for German imported beer at the moment.