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>Italian asks me how i like my pizza
>Excuse me, i just prefer mine with a little thicker dough
>''FUCKIN FAGGOT HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE MAH PIZZA FUCKING EUROFAG''

Kids, you don't argue with a pizza elitits..

>> No.8529036

>>8529022
ITT: things that never happened.

>> No.8529059

>>8529036
op showed his penis to a girl and she didn't laugh

>> No.8529099

>>8529022

Italians have everything from thick pan pizzas to thin woodfired oven pizzas. Did you meet this "Italian" in a Jersey tanning salon?

>> No.8529145

>>8529099
Nah, it was actually a friend of mine. He is 50% italian.

>> No.8529326
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8529326

>>8529022
>euros have to obsess over their history and traditions cause that's literally all they have

>> No.8529334

>>8529145
So an "eyetalian" who has never been to Italy or spoken the language.

>> No.8529343

>>8529145
""""Italian"""" """"""""""""friend"""""""""""""
We dont give a shit what you eat tyrone, do what you want

>> No.8529379

>>8529326
don't you have a mart to shart in?

>> No.8529381

>make tagliatelle bolognese
>Italian friend watching me cook
>happen to breathe near the food I'm cooking
>friend asks me what I made
>I say "ragu bolognese"
>he screams at me "don't you realise bolognese ragu is a very specific recipe? Are you stupid?"
>insists I name it something else because of the atoms I imparted through my breath

Fucking Italians

>> No.8529428

>>8529381
Well yeah. You haven't been that dish, you've made A dish.

>> No.8529776

>>8529145
good blog op