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8528228 No.8528228 [Reply] [Original]

Food gore.

>> No.8528230

>>8528228
Pizza is fine!

>> No.8528251

that pizza didn't seem that bad. iirc he mainly complained about the grease... with the sausage and the american style of putting cheese on the entire pizza (sans crust), some grease is unavoidable. then he claimed the crust was raw, but I don't think it actually was. I remember the server was a qt too.

anyway yeah I'd eat that pizza.

>> No.8528269

>>8528251
even the other workers agreed that the crust was still doughy inside.

i'd still eat it desu

>> No.8528705

>>8528251
Too greasy and too thicc so the crust didn't cook all the way through

It doesn't LOOk all that bad, and yeah I would absolutely eat a pizza that thick if it weren't swimming in grease and was fully cooked

>> No.8528734

>>8528228

>Says gore
>Posts porn

>> No.8528738
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Here we go lads

>> No.8528743

>>8528269
yeah but would you be happy paying $15 for it?

>> No.8528749

>>8528738
That's fucked up.

>> No.8528789

>>8528738

What's wrong with this one?

>> No.8528882
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>> No.8528891
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>> No.8528899

>>8528891
Photo looks modified.
Sounds edible until you turn it blue, however I can't defend the choices she made.

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>>8528891
Yeah I was right. Nice try faggot.
That's ok-tier chip dip.

>> No.8528911
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>>8528891

>average Americans
>some sloppy mess served on a paper plate

Every fucking time. I get it you're lazy but come the fuck on, how fucking hard is it to wash a fucking plate? Same shit goes for those disposable aluminium baking trays where they bake their "cream of something" casseroles, are you cooking for a small platoon? Are those couple of minutes so valuable that you can't wash a baking dish? Fuck.

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8528912

Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

>> No.8528915

>>8528912

Left pic is when you're wasted, right pic is the next morning.

>> No.8528928

>>8528911
It's literally chip dip or something.
I use glassware because you don't have to buy it 4x a month.

I lose my fucking shit when they microwave styrofoam here.
You'd be AMAZED. Millions of people microwave Styrofoam in this country, I swear everyone around me is retarded.

>> No.8528935

>>8528912
>>8528912
>shop on the right

>> No.8528936

>>8528912
Everything is there. The one on the left was assembled by a well-paid team and carefully photographed and edited to look good.
The one on the right was assembled by some high school dropout who lacks the motivation to strive for anything beyond mediocrity at the dead end job that is killing his soul.

>> No.8528937
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>> No.8528944

>>8528937
Brb saving $8 on $275.

>> No.8528953
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>>8528936

>Everything is there

>> No.8528971

>>8528912
I read this as
>Can any cowboy tell me what's wrong with this picture?

>> No.8528977

>>8528937
I wish this was real so we could have more from this person...

>> No.8528985

>>8528899
No, some people just think a camera is point and shoot.

The wrong settings and lighting can make things look shit.

>> No.8528991

>>8528743
It's huge

>> No.8528992

>>8528937
Looks like Joe Swanson with Minnie Mouse shit on.

>> No.8528996

>>8528985
Sorry I thought you did it.
Someone fucked up, Velveeta and anything looks like vomit, but it probably tasted OK minus soggy chips and hot sauce.

>> No.8529781

>>8528738
That's a cool invention but I hate (love) watching how horribly clumsy this """chef""" is.

>> No.8529804

>>8529781
Anytime I see him fumble with something cook I just want to tear his hands off and sit him in a corner.

It's like watching a grown man try to put a square peg through a round hole.

>> No.8529823

>>8528891
You can do that by changing a few settings on the camera or by having it set to sunlight mode and shooting under one of those energy saving bulbs, i think those are halogen but i can't remember. There's a reason you always shoot food in orange light, same reason restaurants that use those long neon bulbs get worse reviews than ones that use mood lighting.

>> No.8529832

>>8528269
>even the other workers agreed that the crust was still doughy inside.
They should have been fired.

>> No.8529881

>>8528882
Did he cook the wrong piece or didn't cook it right? I'm seeing a lot of fat.

>> No.8529887

>>8528912
>>8528936
Right picture has been sitting under the heat lamp for hours. Ask for fresh.

>> No.8529888

>>8528251
>>8528269
>>8528705
Reminder that was the thin crust.

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>>8529897

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>>8529902
>Grabbing the knife like that.
So this is what it feels like to be triggered.

>> No.8529924

>>8528738
This is a good idea desu

>> No.8529929
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>> No.8529957

>>8529929
It's JOOSY you fucking mong

>> No.8529977

Does anyone have the Jack Anime Betrayal picture? It absolutely obliterates my sides every time.

>> No.8529980

>>8529957
Wrong, I'm a longtime chef Scalfani fan so I would know.

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>>8529980

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>>8529902

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oc

>> No.8531372

>>8531322
y i k e s

>> No.8531432

>>8529897
>>8529902
>>8529915
these videos make me physically uncomfortable

>> No.8531461

I don't think she likes the specials Rick

>> No.8531485

>>8529881
It's cooked perfectly. Juicy and rare.

>> No.8531527
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>>8531485
Indeed, exceptionally beautiful

>> No.8531536

>>8529897
>>8529902
how is someone this stupid?

>> No.8531548
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>>8531536
They are sheltered and low iq

>> No.8531739

>>8531527
It's
Fucken
ROOOOW!

>> No.8531784

>>8531739
This. Look at that pink and ruberiness

>> No.8531819

>>8528882

this one never fails to make me angry

>> No.8531826

>>8529929
>>8531527
jack scalfani has a bulletproof immune system haters are just jealous

>> No.8531872

>>8529897
>>8529902
This is a beginning scene to porn right?

>> No.8531901

>>8531826
>tfw my manager eats shit like this

guys like these would shake off the bubonic plague like nothing jesus

>> No.8531913

>>8528912

You went to burger King and got a whopper instead of going to McDonald's and getting a mcchicken

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>>8531826
Besides that bit of pink eye, sure

>> No.8531945

>>8531527
How is he not I'll from eating raw minced meat? Raw burgers made from mince and not a single piece of whole steak are the stupidest meme to hit the hipstersphere.

>> No.8531951
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>>8531945
He drinks poo smoothies to boost his immune system

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Obligatory.

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>>8528738
food prep while wearing rings, watch, etc. = go directly to jail

>> No.8531975

>>8528882
So...Forks?

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>>8528228
This is the most disturbing jack video to me. Who the fuck eats a taco like that? Is he even human?

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>>8531966
I can't remember the last time I reacted to something so intensely

>> No.8532075

>>8532021
DELET

>> No.8532092
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>>8532049
That's just how he eats his wife's taco. What a beautiful man

>> No.8532095

>>8528915
Underrated post

>> No.8532124

>>8531966
This food mashup shit has gone to far.

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>>8532075

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>>8532049
Have you seen this one? You're welcome

>> No.8532142

>>8529897
what is this from?

>> No.8532166

>>8529832
Hi, Amy!

>> No.8532319

>>8532128
is there a problem ?

>> No.8532344

>>8529888
Oh Christ I forgot about that

>> No.8532346

>>8528251
>the american style of putting cheese on the entire pizza
what? do they not do this in other countries?

>> No.8532348

>>8532128
The very first thing my brain saw was the outline of a mouse

>> No.8532350

>>8531872
If a snuff movie is porn, sure.

>> No.8532355
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>>8532346
Maybe he means like this. In the UK (and elsewhere?) is a chain called pizza express and they are supposed to be "authentic" Italian pizza and I've had pizzas from there where the cheese is are completely separate ingredient rather than a base. But they do a bank pizza called the American which is all cheese a ball over plus pepperoni.

But most other pizza place I've been to does pizzas the "american" way because they have cheese all over. But those are fast food places like dominoes or pizza hut or pizza gogo.

I do literally like a cheese pizza though where the cheese is over everything and is inside the crust. (Not talking cp here).

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>>8531527
I like how that video ends with him just chewing while making noises whilst obviously having trouble swallowing that bite.

Apart from the shit he mixed into it, the center of that burger had to have been cold, and the texture of ground buffalo must've been utter shit.

It's laughable because the whole video builds up to the complete rawness of that burger because he insists that cooking buffalo anything above medium-rare turns it into shoe leather and if you can't handle medium-rare or rare burgers, you're at fault.

>> No.8532491

>>8532355
We actually do have places in the states that do it like that. They're just not as popular or non-chain restaurants.

>> No.8532495

>>8529897
>>8529902
We need source on these two man.

>> No.8532500

>>8532495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GM
Hey i found it

>> No.8532515

>>8532491
>Americans prefer their pizza smothered with cheese
Huge surprise.

>> No.8532527

>>8532515
It's cheaper.

Amici's is some pretty tasty shit but $28.51 for a large with the fixings isn't quite as appeasing as an extra large for $9.99

>> No.8532529

>>8532515
isn't that the idea

>> No.8532586
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Que buena pinta tiene la pizza

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>>8529897
>Hammering the blade while her fingers are on the edge

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>>8528228

>> No.8533064
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Ahh the fine culinary art of the corn dog masterfully demonstrated. The keen eyed of you will notice the artisan oil technique employed here

>> No.8533153

>>8532938
気持ち悪いです

>> No.8533163

>>8529915
Did he just throw the wrapper
IN THE FUCKING SINK

>> No.8533201

>>8528228
how is this gore?

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>>8533064
>oil is not even hot yet

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>>8533064

>> No.8533224

>>8533064
he realizes he fucked up on the fill line but he dunks it in a few more times anyway.
brilliant

>> No.8533244

DELET THIS

>> No.8533259

>>8532515
>Not eating Pizza with any cheese in it, on it, and/or under it.

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>> No.8533367

>>8533360
how can someone be SO FUCKING RETARDED

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>>8533367
He's American mate.

>> No.8533384

>>8533064
>That cold oil

Gets me every time.

>> No.8533388

>>8533371
Hello Donald.
:^)

>> No.8533392

>>8533360
WHAT IS HE EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE?! WHAT IS THE PURPOSE?! WHY ARE HIS KNIVES ALWAYS AS BLUNT AS A RUSTY TEASPOON?!

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>>8533392
Wrong!

>> No.8533412

>>8533397
why would someone make a montaaage to take his defense ?

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>>8533412
dont mess with king Ja/ck/ or he will napalm your ass like palestine

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>>8528937

>> No.8533432

>>8533421
>puts his phone on the empty raw meat container thing

w-why

>> No.8533455

>>8533392
so he cant cut himself.
he knows what hes doing.

>> No.8533490

>>8533421
Anyway I always see him on /ck/. Do you specifically choose to show his failures, or does he really fail at everything ?

>> No.8533503
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>>8533490
98% failure rate

>> No.8533516

Does this belong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSXQsP-VQY

>> No.8533522

>>8533503
Now I'm interested in what you consider his 2% successes.

>> No.8533530

>>8528891
That's jail food

>> No.8533533

>>8528882
meat should have cooked at least 4 more hours

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>>8533522
opening canned food

>> No.8533547

>>8532128
That looks like a pepper you cu/ck/

>> No.8533565

>>8531945
Its even worse.
Its a meatloaf, not a just burger, has egg and shit mixed in.

>> No.8533568

>>8531941
holy shit thats horrible pink eye

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>>8533412
>being this autistic

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>> No.8533596

>>8533536
I'm certain if we looked long enough there'd be a video of Jack failing to use a tin opener.

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>> No.8533618

>>8529888
Wut?
If you ordered a deep pan that might ve allright, who serves that and thinks he made a thin crust? Did the episode feature his thick crusts aswell cause that I just got to see.

>> No.8533626

>>8533600
as hateable as this is in every way possible, the recipe is pretty standard for shit-tier chili. I've eaten this many times and it is what it is, i wouldnt call the recipe gore, but that fucking reddit infused image is pure gore.

>> No.8533627

>>8533618
It's only the thin crust in the episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc

Go to about 15 minutes for the girl telling Gordon it's thin crust

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>>8533064

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>>8528912
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA14pAGW4UA
>lights, action, BURGER!

>> No.8533725

>>8533600
my god this made me mad

>> No.8533740

>>8532131
that tongue gives me the willies

>> No.8533825

>>8533360
This is the worst one.

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>When he looks you in the eyes

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>>8533665
>mustard on the burger

What the absolute fuck?

>> No.8533949

>>8533836
Please stop posting this national embarrassment.

>> No.8534129

>>8532738
>>8529915
>>8532131
>>8532092
>>8532049
>>8531951
>>8531941
Think he will ever open a restaurant that will close a week later after the health inspector sees what goes down

>> No.8534151

>>8529897
>>8529902
WHY DO THEY LET HER CONTINUE THIS?

>> No.8534180

>>8531966
my god this makes me uncomfortable

>> No.8534206

>>8531872
amputee porn maybe

>> No.8534414

>>8528228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wAsIs76MaI

>> No.8534511

>>8533424
Dude is this shopped???

>> No.8534517

>>8531966
>that arm at the end

>> No.8534529

>>8534511
No, Chloe actually has the physique of a gargoyle

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>>8533843

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>> No.8534741

>>8532738
Why is he cooking his garbage?

>> No.8534756

>>8533565
You're telling me that there's a raw egg in that monstrosity?

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>>8534756
If by "raw" you mean "beautiful" and "juicy" then yes

>> No.8535220

>>8534151
In the full show they do eventually stop them and send them out of the kitchen as a danger to themselves & others.

>> No.8535480

>>8528738
even with it working as intended I could slice 2 onions in the time it takes to do one with the chef knife I have in my hand.
Then you have to wash the fucking thing

>> No.8535952

>>8528251

the reason the cheese stretches like that and the crust isn't golden is because it's not cooked on the inside

you fool