/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8502592]

ITT: Food you'll never eat again because it reminds you of awful childhood memories.

[Anonymous No.8502596]

>>8502592
Nutella

[Anonymous No.8502602]

knuckle sandwiches

[Anonymous No.8502604]

Dick

[Anonymous No.8502605]

I don't associate any food with any of my awful childhood memories.

Like there was that daycare run by an abusive pedophile where they would feed me those little debbie swiss rolls for breakfast every morning, but I still like them (or I would if I allowed myself to eat garbage like that).. it's not the snack cake's fault my mom ignored me crying every single day begging her to get me out of there.

[Anonymous No.8502610]

>>8502604
>>8502605
R these related posts?

[Anonymous No.8502616]

>>8502604
>>8502605
>>8502610
Don't we celebrate these things?

[Anonymous No.8502620]

>>8502610
I'm >>8502605 and I never saw the guy's dick. I was an ugly kid and he only liked the cute ones. My torment was him turning red in the face screaming abuse at me at the top of his lungs and getting all his "favorites" to treat me like shit too.

It was pretty traumatic at the time because I had no idea what I had done to deserve it and I was blaming myself, but in hindsight it was a hell of a lot better than the alternative... some of his "favorites" had been my friends, and I was really upset that they stopped being nice to me.. but their lives are kind of sad now.

[Anonymous No.8502624]

>>8502616
Fuck you, pedo.

[Anonymous No.8502639]

>>8502620
***where are they now***

[Anonymous No.8502641]

>>8502592
I don't have too many awful childhood memories, but when I think about the food I loved as a child I cringe because I had really shit taste. Most of the foods I loved back then is shit I would never touch today. Some examples:

Olive loaf sandwich with ketchup on white bread
Fried Spam
Frozen pizza
TV dinners
Snack cakes of all kinds
Salads covered in imitation bacon bits and ranch dressing
Iced tea made from powdered mix
Chef Boyardee ravioli

I basically loved cheap, heavily salted/sugared and often artificially flavored foods. My mother was reluctant to buy them for me, but I begged for them. I think this was partially because mom's cooking was solid, but bland. When I got older and made friends with a bunch of Italian immigrants and Italian Americans they turned me on to some really good stuff, and I stopped craving shit food.

[Anonymous No.8502652]

>>8502639
There's this weird thing that tends to happen to little kids who were sexually abused where their voices don't seem to change as they get older. It's like they get stuck or something.

One of them is a car salesman now, and he does ads on the radio. It's fucking weird when suddenly I hear my old friend with his same high-pitched squeaky 6yr old voice telling me to come buy a new Chevrolet.

[Anonymous No.8502666]

>>8502652
Not true. I was raped by my mother repeatedly while growing up but I sound like Patrick Warburton.

[Anonymous No.8502667]

>>8502592
I ate pure mayo and a disgusting amount of candy and sweet pastries as a child because my mother wouldn't cook anything so I would have to satisfy my hunger with this sweet premade shit she bought. It sucked being a fat child
I hate anything too sweet or too fatty as an adult now. I have to puke from eating too much of that stuff now

[Anonymous No.8502682]

>>8502652
This is why i started smoking heavily when i was 14.

[Anonymous No.8502689]

>>8502666
I said "tends to happen", not "always happens". Plus it happens more often with girls.

Just type "child abuse high voice" into google and you will find that it's not something I made up.

[Anonymous No.8502705]

>>8502689
Why would anyone Google that?

[Anonymous No.8502707]

>>8502682
did it work?

[Anonymous No.8502727]

>>8502705
Theres some psychiatrists who support this opinion apparently. http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2002/apr/30/20020430-042342-4180r/

[Anonymous No.8502733]

>>8502596
Those hazelnut chocolate balls, at to much and pucked as a child

[Anonymous No.8502742]

Apple Jacks. Was eating a bowl one morning before school and I remember noticing a heart-shaped one in it and feeling weird. An hour later in class found out that my cousin, our classmate, had died of her struggle with cancer that morning.
Really hit me hard because I still thought she was getting better.

[Anonymous No.8502744]

>>8502733
Same, with the addition of explosive diarrhea

[Anonymous No.8502745]

Took me a long time to eat spinach again because I ate it during a stomach bug and puked green everywhere. I think I was like 9.

[Anonymous No.8502753]

>>8502592
anything fish

[Anonymous No.8502756]

>>8502753
Elaborate
There a lot of people like you and I think you're all fucking babies

[Anonymous No.8502773]

>>8502756
aside from Ahi or fish 'n' chips I don't eat seafood. Parents just somehow managed to cook fish well done, and my dad would always eat crab cakes then leave them out to reak the house up.

[Anonymous No.8502774]

Those little BBQ sausages. I ate an entire package and got super sick. Ever since then I get nauseous just looking at them.

[Anonymous No.8502777]

Caramel

Just the scent reminds me of the time I ate the caramel (just the caramel) from a microwave popcorn package

[Anonymous No.8502779]

>>8502592
everything reminds me of awful childhood memories, thats all i can think of
maybe thats why i never stop eating

[Anonymous No.8502788]

>>8502592
Corn, corn on the cob was one of my favourite things

When I was younger I threw up a ton of it, it was all over my bed still in cernal form.

I can't even stand the smell.

[Anonymous No.8502797]

>>8502742
Nah, they changed the formula where it tastes more like sugar and less like apple.

Get the cinnamon apple chex.

[Anonymous No.8502877]

Mince peas and potatos give me panic attacks and I don't know why

[Anonymous No.8502941]

>>8502727
different anon, interesting read thank you

[Anonymous No.8502971]

the puffed cheetos, one time i put a whole one in my mouth but it was just the compressed flavoring dust formed into the shape
i puked and i havent been able to eat them since

[Anonymous No.8502983]

>>8502756
Different anon, but I have a similar opinion. It's mostly due to the fact that my father was very allergic to fish so as a precaution I wasn't allowed fish or peanuts until I was tested for allergies at age 5. It was determined I wasn't allergic to all fish, just fresh water fish. That in combination with the first seafood I ever ate being shitty tuna casserole and living several hundred miles from the coast is what gave me a dislike of seafood.

[Anonymous No.8503093]

Macaroni salad.

I hate fresh/uncooked tomatoes and the texture of cold raw celery mixed in with that disgusts me. My mom made it all the time, but knew I wouldn't touch it. I was around 7 years old, maybe a year or two younger, and she had a babysitter (a friend of hers that I was familiar with) at the house to watch me while she was out for the day. I was in the playroom and she called me into the kitchen for lunch. When I got there there was nothing but a bowl of fucking macaroni salad at the table. I remember telling her that I didn't like it. She said that I had to eat it before I left the table. I'll suggested a sandwich. Nope. She got annoyed and eventually started to scream at me. She refused to let me get out of my chair and held me back every time I tried to leave. I was bawling at this point. I started to eat it. Every cold crunchy disgusting bite made me gag. Eventually I started to gag at just the smell of it. She stood over and watched me take bite after bite in between sobs trying my best not to throw up. It was too much. At some point I bolted out of the kitchen, through the living room, and out the back door. I bent over and threw up every single bite that she forced me to take. Fuck that cunt and fuck macaroni salad.

[Anonymous No.8503105]

>>8503093
What a pussy.

[Anonymous No.8503111]

>>8502604
This

[Anonymous No.8503126]

>>8503105
I certainly was when I was 7. Not anymore. She's dead now. Choked on a tomato. Freak accident. Nobody could explain it.

[Anonymous No.8503131]

For me it's the McChicken, the most traumatic fast food sandwich.

[Anonymous No.8503152]

>>8503131
Filet of fish is 10x's more traumatic.

[Anonymous No.8503179]

>>8502592
Cabbage.
One time during a family get together I was eating some dinner at the table. Ribs, collard greens, and a roll.
Then comes my aunt, who fucking insists that I eat some cabbage which I do not like.
I tell her no thank you, but she's not having it. She fucking grips the shit out of the back of my neck and is force feeding me this fucking cabbage. I'm gagging, tears down my eyes, screaming for my parents and nobody came.
Fuck cabbage.

[Anonymous No.8503208]

I'll tell you why I never eat fish. When we all moved into my grandfather's house, it somehow fell to me to keep the old man's mind off of things. We would play casino over an old card table. He never let me win. One time he put one of those tiny model trains into my hamburger. He was a practical joker. I broke my tooth on it. On Friday evenings we had fish at our house. Every Friday. Not on religious grounds, but because Grandpa was a fish enthusiast. "Keeps ya from going blind," he would say. Even though the bones always got caught in his throat. My brother and I would sit next to one another waiting for his terrible coughing to begin. Then one of us would be dispatched to the kitchen to get a heel of bread to clear the bones. He'd gulp it down, and slowly his coughing would diminish. And then everything would be quiet again and we would go on with the meal as though nothing had happened.

(1/2)

[Anonymous No.8503210]

One Friday my parents went out leaving my brother and I alone to serve ourselves and Grandfather. Mom left the fish warming on the stove. Breaded sole. The bread crumbs only helped to conceal the bones. When the inevitable coughing began, my brother and I just sat and looked at each other not moving. Grandfather's eyes got wide. His face became contorted and red. His arms flailing about. I raced to the kitchen and back with a heel of pumpernickel. Grandfather reached out for it convulsively. But I handed it to my brother instead. And he back to me. Grandfather pitched face forward onto the dining room table and then back, knocking his chair over, pulling the tablecloth, silverware, mashed potatoes, fish, stewed tomatoes with peppers and onions... all of it on top of him. Heaped on the floor behind the table he Iooked like the remains of some chaotic dinner party. My brother took the incriminating pumpernickel from my hand and stuck it into Grandpa's fingers. I think at that moment, my brother and I became accomplices forever. "Don't ever say a word about this," he said. "Just go to bed and pretend that you're asleep." The next morning my parents explained to me that Grandpa had gone away on business and had left me a very special kiss good-bye.

(2/2)

[Anonymous No.8503215]

>>8503210
>>8503208
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

[Anonymous No.8503449]

>>8503208
>>8503210

[Anonymous No.8503481]

>>8502666
Really? How does your mother rape you?

[Anonymous No.8503496]

>>8503210
Thanks for the laugh, had a hard day.

[Anonymous No.8503555]

>be me
>at cousin's bday party at resteraunt.
>finish mah food
>very full
>smol lad with smol belly
>one slice of mushy carrot on my plate
>had aunt from asian hellhole #1232435
>"finish food, world children hungry"
>"no autie, am full"
>"EAT YOU FUCKING CUNT"
>eat carrot.
>mush is overwhelming
>barf everything I ate into my plate.
>all of my cousins' friends laff and recoil in disgust
>lee me alon.
>aunt denies everything.
>cousin still holds that shit over my head.
>never eat carrots again.

[Anonymous No.8504297]

>>8502592
canned corned beef

[Anonymous No.8504327]

I don't eat tinned tomato soup, not because I have particularly bad memories of it, but because my ma was super broke during the first few years of my life and the food bank often had tinned tomato soup so I ate it a lot.

[Anonymous No.8504343]

Pears.
I ate one at daycare when I was three or four, as soon as I swallowed it I three up because of the texture and the taste.
I remember there being vomit all over my doll and my clothes.
I can't even smell them without gagging.

[Anonymous No.8504378]

>>8502652
>There's this weird thing that tends to happen to little kids who were sexually abused where their voices don't seem to change as they get older. It's like they get stuck or something.
The radio show Loveline pretty much proved this. Dr Drew could often guess what age people were abused by their voices.

[Anonymous No.8504382]

>>8503555
RIP

[Anonymous No.8504400]

>>8502941
That's what happens when you Google it so

[Anonymous No.8504410]

>>8503093
I hate that shit too anon, makes me want to vomit. Cold pasta is not for me.

[Anonymous No.8504417]

>>8502592
Tang.
It was served at an abusive daycare I was forced to attend from age 4-6.
I hate the taste to this day.

[Anonymous No.8504424]

>>8502592
I have trouble with canned veggies. As a kid it was all we could afford and my folks wanted us to as well as they could manage, but as an adult I'm more inclined to pass in them.

[Anonymous No.8504434]

>>8504424
Me too man. I don't know if it's the fact that they're in metal can for so long, but I'm put off by them. That's canned food in general though.

Fresh vegetables are no problem though.

[Anonymous No.8504439]

meat loaf

[Anonymous No.8504469]

>>8502592
My Mom's cooking

[Anonymous No.8504580]

>>8503555
You should kill her

[Anonymous No.8504585]

>>8503093
This, but for a different reason
>be 10 year old me
>eat a ton of this shit at grandmother's house
>ride home
>starting to taste macaroni salad again
>"dad pull over"
>"what?"
>start violently puking macaroni salad
>literally only macaroni salad
>ride an hour home with puked macaroni salad all over my lap and the seats
I can't even look at it any more without feeling sick.

[Anonymous No.8504823]

Cheetos are the kicker for me.
>Be me, around 8 or 9
>Have to go to Polish school every Saturday
>Absolutely hated it
>Wake up one Saturday
>Feel like hot shit in the sun
>Try telling my parents I feel sick
>They think I'm lying to get out of going to Polish school, even though I have never done such a thing before
>"Anon, just go. It's """""important""""" and you can't skip it. It'll pass, no exceptions"
>"Oh, and your godmother will be picking you up today"
>They give me $10 to buy lunch there.
>Spend the whole day feeling like garbage
>Lunchtime
>Only thing to eat are hotdogs and cheetos.
>Fuck I have to eat, I have no choice
>Eat both
>Feel even worse
>End of the day finally comes
>Get in godmother's car
>Oh fuckfuckfuck, I am close
>Tell her to please hurry back home because I don't feel good
>She drives like a handicapped Asian back to my house, but made even worse because she drove slow as living fuck
>Pulling into the driveway
>Projectile vomit all over the backseat, it's all fucking neon orange
>She screams
>Stumble into house
>Mom looks at me covered in vomit, horrified
>"Did you puke?"
Turned out I had a bad fever. All of that could have been avoided had I stayed home.

[Anonymous No.8504921]

rum and (diet) coke for sure
>retarded high schooler
>had house to myself for a weekend
>get the idea to make some drinks with my parents' liquor
>didn't have much experience drinking
>mix a can of diet coke with probably 3 shots worth of dark rum had no idea what the size of a standard drink was)
>drink two of those while playing Battlefield 2 on my dad's computer
>start to feel queasy a couple hours later (125lbs)
>get up to run to the bathroom to throw up
>end up projectile vomiting both on myself and on the hardwood floors in my dad's office
>strip all my ruined clothes off and pass out in my bed
>in the morning have to mop up dried puke with a horrific smell

anytime I get a whiff of that combination of flavors I gag. Even normal coke and captain morgan smells disgusting to me now.

[Anonymous No.8505299]

>>8503093
Cold pasta is for fucking troglodytes

[Anonymous No.8505308]

For me it's pasta with marinara sauce. The daycare I used to go to between the ages of 4 and 6 would serve us cold pasta with tomato pasta sauce once a week. It wasn't the taste that bothered me as much as the fact that it was cold.

To this day I can't eat pasta with a plain tomato sauce, there has to be something else in it and it has to be warm.

[Anonymous No.8505327]

>>8502592
for me it's otter pops, not because of bad memories, but because I associate them with the old school I went to before 3rd grade and all the friends I had there. I could never make friends at my new school and I gradually became a loner, which continued into high school. I just don't like thinking about how happy I was when I was smaller, or how much I lost between then and now, because I start to wonder if I missed out on having a normie life

[Anonymous No.8505430]

Pork

Family died in house fire when I was smol, and everyone expected me to develop an aversion to roasted pork because the entire place (and town) smelled like it for days after the fire. It was really disturbing but I didn't have a problem originally.

I developed a problem because every time someone prepared pork around me, they mentioned the incident and asked me if I had stopped eating pork because of it. And of course when they mentioned it, they had to explain to people how my mother's corpse had smelled like pork, and how human meat probably had the same texture, fat, and taste. 'Because you know we can transplant organs from pigs to people so it's probably the same thing'.

I don't eat pork anymore.

[Anonymous No.8506038]

>>8502592
pea soup. Great going down. Horrible coming back up.

[Anonymous No.8506046]

>>8505430
This reads like a Lemony Snicket paragraph.

[Anonymous No.8506052]

>>8505430

[Anonymous No.8506059]

>great grandfather was in russian army in ww1
>forced to drink ovaltine/whatever chocolate vitamin powder drink russians had every day
>hated chocolate ever since
>grandfather loves chocolate because he never had it as a kid
>father hates chocolate because grandfather had chocolate everything
>every single time there was anything chocolate on a restaurant menu or birthday cake or fucking anything my dad would sperg out and give a speech about the family history of chocolate hatred
>if we were with my grandpa he would chime in too
>every time i eat chocolate i always think of my dad giving his spiel

i like chocolate but remembering all the awkward times my dad did that really makes me hate it

[Anonymous No.8506067]

chicken noodle soup

one time when i got sick the docs said i shouldnt eat any solid foods. they recommended i should drink chicken broth. my mom thought they meant thats all i could eat. i had to drink nothing but warm chicken broth for a fucking week out of a fucking sippy cup

[Anonymous No.8506071]

>>8505430

[Anonymous No.8506088]

>>8502592
Beans, red or black.

[Anonymous No.8506101]

>>8504378
>Dr Drew could often guess what age people were abused by their voices.

That sounds like a shitty fucking carnival game if you ask me

[Anonymous No.8506111]

Sauerkraut.

My mother would feed me a big ole bowl of sauerkraut every single morning.

[Anonymous No.8506115]

>>8505430
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.8506124]

>>8506111
did you ever ask her what was with all the sauerkraut all the time? was it driving you crazy?

[Anonymous No.8506138]

>>8506101
sssSTEP RIGHT UP AND FIND OUT WHEN YOU WERE ABUSED JUST 10 DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.8506396]

>>8502592
Sitting on a toilet after having Chipotle for the first time is a pretty awful memory.

[Anonymous No.8506431]

>>8502592
I didnt had food.
My dad left to buy some.

[Anonymous No.8506440]

>>8502592
Hot pockets

[Anonymous No.8506458]

Spent a few hours eating salted sunflower seeds, then took a swig of milk. First time and only time I've projectile vomited.

Spaghetti and hot dogs. We had to eat that multiple times a week and my parents wouldn't let us leave the table until we finished everything on our plate. I'd bet them to let me serve myself because they always gave me so much. I spent many nights alone in the dark with a mouth full of food I wasn't allowed to spit out. Wasn't allowed to use the bathroom or go to sleep or my dad would beat and ground me. If he was going to bed he would set an alarm to come check on me. If I threw up he would make me just eat even more. Surprisingly he didn't make me eat my vomit.
Really fucked up my relationship with food to where I rarely enjoy eating, hard to feel hungry and its difficult to eat as much as I need.

Shit was weird because my parents often got shit for me not having lunch at school because we didn't have any food to give us nor could we afford to buy lunches and they seemed to try and 'make up' for it with dinner.

I really don't understand why so many parents are like that with forcing their kids to eat everything. My friend and his wife are like that with their kids and they get mad when their kids throw up.

[Anonymous No.8506476]

>>8502592

GOULASH

[Anonymous No.8506639]

>>8505327
Yeah, I feel the exact same way. I wish I was a normie

[Anonymous No.8506862]

Chicken, my dad couldn't cook it worth shit, so it'd be fine on the outside, but raw on the inside, he did this so fucking often that I can't eat any sort of chicken now, no matter how well done it is, I gag the second it touches my tongue and most anything flavored like it at that

[Anonymous No.8506868]

>>8505430
well, Mythbusters would use pig bodies to simulate human bodies so I guess it's sound logic

[Anonymous No.8506898]

I associated food with some of the only positive moments in my childhood, so as a result junk food is some of my favorite food.
>parents divorced when I was a baby
>dad arsoned birthhome out of spite when my mom left him after he beat her when she confronted him about womanizing
>not enough evidence to charge, mom never told judges about his abuse for some fucking reason
>growing up all I ever knew were shitty custody battles and being shuffled between parents every week

>father really didn't give a shit about me and would make no special plans, merely treated me like a product he was paying for via child support
>would sneak me into bars or drag me along to his flavor-of-the-year gf's houses bc he was too cheap to hire a babysitter
>bar food like hot wings became my favorite
>six year old sitting by themselves in a bar eating wings
>also fast food bc he rarely cooked
>loved getting happy meals bc it was the only time I ever got any toys from visits w/ dad
>when my dad worked the jet ski rental during the summer I would wander the boating docks by myself
>would drink a can of Pepsi when it got super hot

>as I got older I grew wiser and started to voice needs
>he installed a fake kitchen and non-functional bathroom to trick court workers when they came to inspect the house
>grilled haddock became another nostalgic food because in the dead of winter he'd be using the propane grill to boil water and grill fish
>most times he was too lazy to grill and would just buy a rotisserie chicken from the store w/ some potato salad
>other times he would purposefully not tell me when we were going to eat or stretch it out for hours, even when I begged bc I was hungry
>when I finally got food it was a relief

Even though times were shit, I don't associate the food with bad memories because it was the only break I got from feeling like shit.

[Anonymous No.8506944]

>>8506898
'Murican white family life, everybody!

[Anonymous No.8507065]

>>8506944
Trailer trash, specifically.
>mom is actually middle class
Glad I chose the right side.

[Anonymous No.8507092]

>>8502652
Sounds like a Karl Pilkington anecdote

[Anonymous No.8507100]

>>8502971
Holy shit this happened to me too sooo fucking salty

[Anonymous No.8507131]

>>8506898
>he installed a fake kitchen and non-functional bathroom to trick court workers when they came to inspect the house

You've posted this before

[Anonymous No.8507145]

Was force fed beets by a shitty day care worker

Still hate beets, the smell alone makes me gag

[Anonymous No.8507154]

>>8502602
Kek

[Anonymous No.8507172]

>>8506898
Your dad is a sloppy sack o shit.

[Anonymous No.8507205]

>>8502742
that sucks man, I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.8507219]

>>8502592
Peanut Butter
Older Brothers used to put ants in my PB&J sandwiches as a prank when I was 6 and since then I never touched Peanut Butter since. When I think of Peanut Butter, the taste of live ants is all that I recall.

[Anonymous No.8507242]

>>8507131
Yeah, it's a pretty recognizable story. Not too many adults are that committed to lying and too lazy to just put in the real deal.

>>8507172
I think so too.

[Anonymous No.8507295]

>>8506059
I appreciate this story anon, thinking of four generations of Russians with opposite opinions or chocolate.

[Anonymous No.8507298]

>>8502592
peas

used to eat it out of a trash can as a kid

[Anonymous No.8507304]

>>8502592

any fruit from any school cafeteria
basically frozen and unripe, thus very sour and barely edible.

[Anonymous No.8507320]

>>8502592
Soft boiled eggs and buttered toast.

My mom used to make it for me all the time.

The last time I went to visit, my mom made it for breakfast.

She died of cancer two months later.

[Anonymous No.8507335]

>>8507219

[Anonymous No.8507336]

>>8506101
The whole show was a shitty carnival game, right up until they dropped Adam.

It stagnated for a while until they brought a woman on as a host and then it was just shitty.

[Anonymous No.8507349]

>>8502756
I was served a shitty seafood lasagna that was half frozen. I vomited at the table right then and ruined half the thanksgiving dishes

To this day the aunt who made it refuses to speak to me. Everyone else just makes fun of me to my face.

[Anonymous No.8507359]

This shit right here
>Ate these as a snack in the evening
>Be about 12
>Dickhead "friend" taps me on the head (and it was just a tap) with a steering-wheel lock (they weigh like 8kg)
>Vomit all night, almost become unconscious, parents considering phoning emergency
>Never again

[Anonymous No.8507395]

>>8507349
I love you, anon.

[Anonymous No.8507406]

Top ramen, Kraft Mac and Cheese.
Just can't do it anymore.

[Anonymous No.8507425]

>>8506898
>he installed a fake kitchen and a non-functional bathroom just to fuck with inspectors
What the fuck.
I don't know what to say.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to not make sure those basic things function properly?

[Anonymous No.8507434]

>>8504378
I've been repeating this factoid for years. Fuck yeah Dr. Drew & Carolla

[Anonymous No.8507436]

I have an issue with ground beef and corn tortillas for the longest time because when I was younger, I ate a few too many tacos and spent the entire night vomiting them back up. A sad lot of my childhood was spent picking out not ground beef out of my food and I couldn't even smell a corn tortilla without retching.
Nowadays I've worked to get over that, but most hamburgers I still can't touch because the texture reminds me too much of the beef from that night. Still can't do ground beef tacos though but not like I'm missing out on much.

[Anonymous No.8507444]

French vanilla ice cream
>be me ages of 6 to about 12
>dad was very violent
>various untreated mental health issues
>would kick the crap out of me
>usually to vent
>would always get me a scoop of ice cream afterwards
>he loved that shit
>still cant eat it
>reminds me of awefull things
>did not know ice cream came in other flavors till foster care
>chocolate brownie swirl master race.
>have kids, wife and good life
>no french vanilla tho

[Anonymous No.8507535]

>>8503481
mommy doesn't have to rape me I'll give her as many cummies as she wants

[Anonymous No.8507552]

>>8507535
That's not mummy!

[Anonymous No.8507567]

>>8502592
Pasteles
Soup Beans

Absolutely terrible.

[Anonymous No.8507595]

>have eating disorder cause of medical trauma at 2yo
>eat a very small variety of food
>pisses off grandpa who is a great cook
>forces me to eat the appetizer at the table
>it's a traditional belgian dish: peaches with tuna "salad"
>try to force it down
>gag and vomit on the table

Yep never eating those again, I can deal with tuna but never tuna salad nor peaches and definitely not both of them together. Thank god I got over the eating disorder and eat almost everything now, my grandpa is happy too since i'm the best cook in the family after him.

[Anonymous No.8507608]

>>8507535
>>8507552
I like what's happening here.

[Anonymous No.8507758]

>>8506101

[Anonymous No.8507767]

>>8506111
>>8506124
DAAAAAWWWWWW BIG BOWL O SAUERKRAUT

[Anonymous No.8507776]

>>8506458
When you mentioned your dad I thought it was gonna be a "my dad beat me down with jumper cables" story

[Anonymous No.8507785]

Nacho cheese doritos
Wasn't paying attention while i was eating and bit into one of those seasoning clumps you get at the bottom of the bag sometimes
Tasted fucking terrible and I nearly puked right there

[Anonymous No.8507814]

salmon.
i lived in alaska for 6 years and we were so poor that we literally lived off of things we could gather/fish and my father would go out every weekend with the whole family and catch 40 salmon (10 salmon per person per day law) and we'd take them home and fillet them.
salmon tacos
salmon macaroni and chese
salmon meatballs
salmon chowder

the smell of it just makes me sick now

odd exception sushi but i guess it's because it tastes different

[Anonymous No.8507853]

>>8507359
I don't understand, how did being tapped on the head cause you to vomit?

[Anonymous No.8507916]

shrimp alfredo, just thinking about it makes me gag

[Anonymous No.8507940]

>>8507853
Sometimes it fucks with your inner ear and you get "seasick".

[Anonymous No.8507948]

>>8507853
He could have gotten a light concussion. And yes, a "tap" can cause a concussion if you were hit a certain way.

[Anonymous No.8507994]

I will never eat spam again because my grandma used to put it in sandwiches all the time, and she had this thing where she wouldn't let the kids leave the table and play outside until they finished all of their food, no exceptions. Some of my cousins used to spend hours at the table. Most of her food was good, but I absolutely hated the days when she didn't feel like cooking and made us eat these spam sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.8507998]

>>8507552
you're not allowed to leave /pol/, nigel

[Anonymous No.8508635]

>>8507916
Me too

>be 6
>mom makes shrimp Alfredo
>think it looks weird but eat it anyway
>have glass of chocolate milk to drink
>shortly after finishing dinner, vomit everywhere with smelliest puke

>be 5
>beef stew day at school
>have strawberry milk to drink
>vomit everything back onto my tray
>grandma takes me home crying

>maybe 8 or so
>eat hot cheetos with glass of milk
>pinkish vomit stains carpet

>be 10
>grandpa makes menudo
>have chocolate milk to drink
>vomit shortly after, vomit gets all over bathroom and behind toilet

So, Alfredo of any kind, menudo, stew, flaming cheetos, I no longer eat. Still gag at Alfredo, it is just really gross and looks like a yeast infection.

I still drink my chocolate milk though.

[Anonymous No.8508653]

>>8507595
>it's a traditional belgian dish: peaches with tuna "salad"

[Anonymous No.8508705]

>>8502707
Not him but honestly I had a much deeper voice when I was younger. I smoke like a maniac but overdoing it forced me to speak in a fake higher voice so people hear and understand me. My real voice is gravely and cuts out alot while speaking. Just dont overdo it like me I guess.

[Anonymous No.8508739]

It seems that Alfredo sauce is a common thing people are averted to.

>Be about 10
>Sick as a dog with the stomach flu
>Mother refuses to believe I'm sick
>Shoves Chicken Alfredo Pasta in front of me and demands I eat
>Being sick, my appetite was nonexistent
>Everything looks and smells horrible because sick
>Open mouth to shove food in anyway to please She-Beast
>Vomit all over my plate before I could even take a bite

The smell of vomit and creamy alfredo haunts me to this day. By that point she finally believed me and took me to the hospital.

[Anonymous No.8508743]

Plain Captain Crunch and milk

I have an abusive father and one morning he gives me a bowl of this while acting strangely happy (usually a sign I'm about to have a really bad time)
As I'm eating it my mouth is overwhelmingly filled with the taste of something spoiled and metal, like I'm eating days old congealed blood.

The taste is absolutely abhorrent and after forcing myself to eat a few bites to not piss him off I give up and just stare at the bowl.

"What's the matter anon? I get up early to make you something and take your ass to school and you wont even eat it?" his eyes are already glazed over and staring intently so at this point I'm terrified

"The spoon doesn't taste right theres something funny abo-" *WHAM* he smashes my head into the bowl hard enough to crack it milk and cereal completely covers my head and it goes everywhere. My nose bleeds mixing red blood into the white milk I watch in horror as it drips out.

"You ungrateful piece of shit every day I do my best for you and now this?"

Without thinking I bolt out as he barely misses snatching me and run for about half a mile and then awkwardly sit in the laundromat, this is a shitty area so no one asks why I look like I've just been beat. Eventually my mother finds me and I reluctantly go back home. When I come back my father is crying head in hands with the spoon near him. He tells me he tasted it and I was right, eventually seeks therapy but I'll never forget how awful my early childhood was. Worse fucking memory ever because of how helpless I felt for something that wasn't even my fault I refuse to eat cereal and barely use spoons to this day.

[Anonymous No.8508755]

>>8508743
Your dad sounds like a legend.

[Anonymous No.8508783]

>>8508755
He was till I was 6 and his brother died really made him go off the deep end he abused me till I was 15 and I moved out.

Honestly nowadays he's a pretty good guy, its really hard to hate your own family member forever so really I'm over it. Cept the cereal/spoon trauma but eh fuck it.

[Anonymous No.8508844]

Some sort of waffle/cookie I constantly would get as the only source of food to get through basic school, then there are these disguisting meat like square slices that kind of have a cheese name here in Holland that my mother made for me for middle school. Horrible

[Anonymous No.8508905]

>>8507444
>> no french vanilla tho

[Anonymous No.8509376]

>>8502592
My mom made horribly overcooked roast beef when I was a kid. To this day I refuse to eat roast beef of any kind.

[Anonymous No.8509404]

>>8507595
Truly disgusting.

[Anonymous No.8509414]

>>8508635
You see the common factor here do you?

[Anonymous No.8509438]

>>8502971
they're really good if you open them and let them sit out for a day.. they get like, saturated with grease and less mouth-sticky

[Anonymous No.8509457]

When I was little I had cancer and they used to give me cherry flavoured medicine. Anything cherry flavoured I hate to this day.

[Anonymous No.8509469]

>>8506898
Your father has antisocial personality dissorder, commonly called a psycopath/sociopath.

[Anonymous No.8509590]

>>8502602

Fucking lel

[Anonymous No.8509601]

>>8509469
Psychopaths and sociopaths are not the same thing
Trump is a psychopath
Hillary is a sociopath

[Anonymous No.8509610]

>>8503093

What a fucking bitch of a babysitter/friend

[Anonymous No.8509613]

>>8502592
Motherfucking Cornuts and Takis
(Both of which were caused directly due to my gluttony for them)

[Anonymous No.8509624]

>>8507092
>So I go down to the place, ask to see an older model
>Bloke tells me it comes with a navigation system, but I dunno what he's on about
>Opens the car door... little monkey fella in the passenger seat, holding a map.

[Anonymous No.8509640]

>>8502592
Strawberry Crush soda. Once I'd drank some when I was really sick and I puked pure strawberry Crush soda all over the kitchen floor. Never again.

Also, breaded fish sandwiches. At some shitty daycare I went to around ages 5-8 (summers only) we had breaded fish sandwiches on the same day every week. They were horrible, when you bit into it there would be dark, slimy streaks and pieces of bone. I would try my hardest not to eat them but the daycare supervisors would pick them up and shove them in your face till you did.

[Anonymous No.8509667]

>>8507595
>Peaches and tuna salad

[Anonymous No.8509691]

>>8502592
Honeyed Ham

[Anonymous No.8509701]

These things are fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.8509719]

>>8507595

>Tuna
>Peaches
>mfw

[Anonymous No.8509968]

>>8507595
>pisses off grandpa who is a great cook
>peaches with tuna "salad"

he is not

[Anonymous No.8510046]

I didn't eat anything with steak voluntarily until I was 23.

My mom would always get (as I later discovered) shitty cuts and would cook them in the microwave with butter and salt/pepper. I thought steak was just tough grey shit so I always avoided it. One day I went to a nice restaurant with my gfs family and I saw steak that looked and smelled amazing.

[Anonymous No.8510049]

>>8509601
Psychopaths and sociopaths are the exact same thing. There is no difference. Whatsoever. Psychopathy is the term used in modern clinical literature, while sociopathy is a term that was coined by G. E. Partridge in 1930 to emphasize the disorder's social transgressions and that has since fallen out of use.

Also, if a difference, Hillary is a psychopath. The fact that you don't see it makes you a psychopath.

[Anonymous No.8510051]

>>8510046
Steak in the microwave? Really? How incredibly white trash. My sides hurts from laughing. How big was you trailer growing up?

[Anonymous No.8510065]

>be me
>retarded 16 yr old with bf
>we boh eat hot pockets, pizza rolls, and a bag full of doritos
>30 minutes later I go to give him a bj
>"im close"
>pushes my head down far
>throws up orange all over his cock
>room reeks of doritos
I get nauseous if I even smell them

[Anonymous No.8510085]

>>8510051
Lived in a duplex. Both my parents worked so meals were usually quick. She could do baked things like casseroles just fine but that was her preferred way of doing steak.

[Anonymous No.8510090]

>>8510065
post tiddies

[Anonymous No.8510092]

>>8502605
God those swiss rolls are fucking awful. Too much cake, not enough cream. The cream isnt that good even. It doesn't ever feel like it's worth the calories when I eat one.

[Anonymous No.8510110]

>>8510090
>>8510090
Who said I'm not a faggot?

[Anonymous No.8510132]

>>8505430

>Slap a pork chop on the stove
>HEY ANON, REMEMBER WHEN YOUR PARENTS DIED? DID IT SMELL LIKE THIS AT ALL? REALLY IT DIDN'T? SMELL IT AGAIN, I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER

Goddamn dude you're surrounded by psychopaths

[Anonymous No.8510134]

>>8509414
I really like milk, anon.

Nut milks and soy are well and good, but sometimes the heart wants what the heart wants. Also I was a child.

[Anonymous No.8510136]

Ramen.

Makes me sick, unless it's more expensive stuff.

[Anonymous No.8510143]

>>8507595

>He's a great cook
>Puts tuna salad on peaches and force feeds it to his children till they vomit

This thread is magic I swear to god

[Anonymous No.8510145]

>>8510049
Actually, they are different.

It's in the name, really. Psychopaths are believed to be as they are from birth, whereas sociopaths are believed to have developed the behaviours/etc due to "society's" influence, usually meaning family.

[Anonymous No.8510153]

>>8509624

read it in his voice

[Anonymous No.8510468]

>>8507595
suck it up, bitch

[Anonymous No.8510512]

>>8507595
>think im getting memed
>google it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s8IrZ4Lgjw

mfw

[Anonymous No.8510516]

>>8508743
Wtf is wrong with you peoples families? Is anyone here raised in a normal home? Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.8510527]

>>8510145
Nope

[Anonymous No.8510551]

>>8507595
You have a eating disorder from you where 2 years old? Come on. Really? So you had a medical trauma at 2 years old wich lead you to have a mental disorder about eating? What trauma could that possibly be?

[Anonymous No.8510555]

>>8510516
This

It's like everyone on this board grew up around sociopaths.
No wonder there are so many psychopaths here.

[Anonymous No.8510572]

Peanut brittle.

As a child, I would spend weekends at my aunt's house with my cousin my age. She had a pantry that was basically just food/kitchen storage, and a lot of stuff was pretty old. Like, years old.

I found some peanut brittle but didn't want to ask if I could eat it because I assumed I'd be told "no". So I left it there and over the course of several weeks, noticed that it was always there, unopened.
I figured since no one was eating it, no one would miss it, so I ate the whole box. It didn't smell like peanut brittle, but it smelled close enough to peanuts that I decided to eat it anyway.
Turns out it was past its expiration date by a few years.

To this day, I cannot eat peanut brittle and the smell of hot peanut oil makes me sick to my stomach.

[Anonymous No.8510612]

>>8504343
>DOLL
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

[Anonymous No.8510621]

>>8510527
Not an argument.

[Anonymous No.8510928]

>>8509438

[Anonymous No.8510935]

>>8510555
Pull your dick out of your ass, armchair psychologist. Neither of those terms mean what you think they mean.

[Anonymous No.8510945]

>>8510516
Obviously if someone grew up in a "normal home" they have no reason to post in this thread.

[Anonymous No.8510960]

>>8510551
He was raped by a vegetarian tuna fish.

[</3 !!MJKoHItlyCg No.8510974]

>>8509701
fuck you

[Anonymous No.8511059]

>>8504439
same here. I can never bring myself to eat it ever. My mom's meatloaf was some ketchup covered garage and I was force fed it once. Ruined forever.

[Anonymous No.8511406]

>>8510516
no, that's why this board is full of drunks

[Anonymous No.8511411]

>>8511059
>ketchup covered garage

[Anonymous No.8511506]

>>8506124

Actually i did. I finally went up to my.mom and i said "Hay mom. What's with all the sauerkraut"

[Anonymous No.8511556]

This stuff tastes like divorce.

[Anonymous No.8511601]

>>8506111
>>8507767
>>8506124
>>8511506

[Anonymous No.8511954]

>>8502592
Chicken Alfredo.

[Anonymous No.8511966]

>>8511556

>contains up to 15% of a flavoring solution

What the fuck does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.8512394]

>>8510935
Give it a break will you. It means excactly what we think it means.

[Anonymous No.8512398]

>>8510145
So psycho means from birth? In what language?

[Anonymous No.8512414]

>>8510132
This. Like what the actual fuck? I get that most people in this thread had psychoath/sociopath parents (inb4 the guy who claims it's not the same. I have no way of telling if they where like this from birth or from environmental influences), but this is just bizarre. Who the fuck reminds someone of something like this in such a manner?

[Anonymous No.8512416]

>>8512414
You got trolled so hard.

[Anonymous No.8512422]

>>8512414
>Who the fuck reminds someone of something like this in such a manner?

A sociopath.

[Anonymous No.8512424]

>>8510085
What? Both my parents worked all my life. Still managed to feed me real food. Who in this day and age don't have two working parents anyways? Lamest excuse ever.

[Anonymous No.8512428]

>>8511966

It means there's going to be more sodium than a bag of salt, lad

[Anonymous No.8512432]

>>8511506

Did your dear old mother happen to look at you like a cow looks at an oncoming train?

[Anonymous No.8512487]

>>8503208
>>8503210
So you basically killed your grandfather. What is wrong with you guys? Why didn't you just give him the bread? Fucking psychos. Or socios. Haven't decided yet.

[Anonymous No.8512510]

>>8512428
And a buttload of chemicals. But more importantly, especially with US factory farmed poultry and pork, 10-20% of the weight of the meat is added solution that you pay the same price for as actual meat. A superior corporate con, to be sure.

[Anonymous No.8512524]

>>8512487
Epic.

[Anonymous No.8512541]

>>8511966

1% more than 14% flavor solution

[Anonymous No.8512634]

Dick

[Anonymous No.8512748]

>>8505430
This is something like out of a horror based fairytale for teenagers.

[Anonymous No.8512778]

>>8507219
/bullied/

[Anonymous No.8512791]

>>8507595
>it's a traditional belgian dish: peaches with tuna "salad"
I want off this ride, right now!

[Anonymous No.8512944]

>>8505430
hmm this sounds like a shit story,,,
first ...Human flesh when burning or burnt ...smells very sickly sweet...and even if you have BEVER smelled it before ..as soon as you do smell human flesh burning or burnt ..YOU KNOW exactly what the scent is ...

the difference between the smell of cooked pork and burnt human meat ...is the difference between water and fire... they are completely different things.....

ask a first responder about it who has had to deal with one ..

[Anonymous No.8513614]

>mayonaise
>shrimp
>sandwiches that aren't fresh (too many awful brown paper bag sandwiches that would be left out in the heat)

[Anonymous No.8513627]

When I was a teenager a girl dumped me a few weeks before Halloween due to my micropenis.
I was fucking DEVASTATED. I spent weeks trying to carve a Jack-o-Lantern into a Pumpkin Seed to prove that 'small is just as good'.
Ended up cutting my hands to shit, and everyone at school discovered about my small as fuck dick.
Still can't eat them or any seeds really (or pumpkin in general)

[Anonymous No.8513639]

>>8512944
why...are you typing...like a dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.8513662]

>>8502877
Found the Sperglord

[Anonymous No.8513847]

>>8512944
... ... ...

... ... ... ... ... ......

[Anonymous No.8513873]

>>8512944
>current year
>using punctuation like the clueless old fucks on memebook

[Anonymous No.8513875]

>>8509968
>>8510143
He did a bollito misto for christmas and does a mean osso buco with gremolata.
Sure he does mostly italian but he can cook thai/morrocan/french/spanish no problem.
It's just a traditional dish my aunt wanted for dinner.

>>8510551
I was living in a 3rd world shithole where I got pneumonia, tuberculosis and a massive asthma attack at the same time. At the hospital I was traumatized due to the pain of eating and would only eat certain textures/tastes.

Didn't expect so many (You)'s kek.

[Anonymous No.8513879]

>>8502592
My nanny was worried I was too skinny and wouldn't let me leave the table until I had eaten everything on my plate, which normally included pic related

I can't stand them anymore

[Anonymous No.8513914]

milk by itself
honey by itself

[Anonymous No.8513983]

>>8502652
>>8502620
I just came her to have a good time, not to feel bad

But also my condolences

[Anonymous No.8514685]

>>8504921
>retarded college freshman
>never drank before, but smoked a lot of weed
>mom wanted to go to Outback for her birthday, I had eaten 20,000 calories of steak and bloomin onion
>meet up with one of my new friends after dinner, smoke weed with him and he wants to take me to the bars
>go, rub off the sharpie underage X with some hand sanitizer I brought for it
>he buys me 3 shots of Jack and a beer
>I buy myself a beer and two more shots of Jack
this is the point where I should have stopped
>I order another shot of vodka "the cheapest shit you have"
>it's Vladamir
>I'm feeling drunk at this point
>we walk out of the bar
>I'm just following him trying not to fall over and look like an amateur
>we end up walking to frat row and into a rager
>somehow I have another beer in my hand
>after I finish that, I figure should probably head back to my dorm room soon and we start heading back
(1/2)

[Anonymous No.8514691]

>>8514685
>halfway there, really have to piss
>end up pissing on the bookstore wall
>can't get my belt fastened because I'm obliterated
>eventually stumble back into my dorm room
>get the sudden urge to throw up
>head into the bathroom and stand over the toilet
>don't bother kneeling, just release the Outback floodgates all over the toilet and the surrounding floor
>realize I've made a huge mistake
>grab the nearby paper towels and clean up the floor with a giant ball of them before absentmindedly throwing it in the toilet full of vomit
>the paper towel ball clogs the toilet immediately on flush and vomit water floods the bathroom
>friend has already gone home
>decide I'm too drunk to tackle this scenario right now and just pass out on my bed, leaving the bathroom fan on to combat the smell
>when I awake the next morning with a screaming headache, I notice that the power has gone off to my entire building
>vomit has been stewing in the hot bathroom for over fourteen hours at this point
>have to knock on doors asking for a plunger
>eventually get it cleaned up
>the bathroom smelled like vomit for the rest of the semester