[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 173 KB, 516x645, 13713_20745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8486103 No.8486103[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How does cum taste like? Can you cook with it?

>> No.8486115
File: 149 KB, 588x330, semenology-natural-harvest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8486115

>> No.8486119

>>8486103
Wrong board. Ask /k/

>> No.8486123

>>8486119
Underrated post!

>> No.8486132

>>8486123
This.

>> No.8486133

Couldn't help but notice it smells like pear.

>> No.8486139

>>8486133
Mine smells like chamomile tea

>> No.8486140

I like it in pesto or on a nice bowl of cereal

>> No.8486142

I'll ask my hubby for a "donation" later. Thanks for the idea, sugar plum.

>> No.8486144

Pretty sure it depends on what you eat before you ejaculate.

>> No.8486150

>>8486144
Yeah, just like how a banana can taste like a pear if you plant it in different soil. Fucking loser.

>> No.8486162

>>8486144
Do you think the food you eat goes directly to the ballsack?

>> No.8486165

>>8486150

fuck off, cunt

>> No.8486171

>>8486103
Depends. Diet that isn't total shit, slightly salty to slightly sweet. Shit diet, very salty to an almost bitter chemical taste. Alcohol, protein heavy diets, and salty food in general facilitates nasty cum, fruits and veggies help. Either way the taste of cum is at best bearable. Personally I'm a picky fag and I don't let guys cum in my mouth unless I really am into them or they have an especially nice dick. Don't see any realistic cooking applications.

t. guy who has a couple rotating fuck buddies

>> No.8486174

>>8486162
it doesn't?

>> No.8486175

>>8486103
When I was a little kid my friend said cum was blue and tasted like peanut butter

>> No.8486178

>>8486165
Great response, bitch boy. Try not bring a massive fucking retard next time.

>> No.8486182

>>8486178

great response, cunt
try not to be an asshole next time

>> No.8486185

>>8486171
Question, is it only bottoms who give bjs or do tops do it too?

>> No.8486236

>>8486185
I dunno but that tire is huge.

>> No.8486243

>>8486185
Depends on your relationship, but generally goes both ways. Personally I almost never bottom, because anal is a ton of fucking work and the only time I've legitimately enjoyed taking a dick was this guy I did shrooms with on the weekends, which is probably why it was so enjoyable. Pretty much all gay guys love sucking sick in my experience, especially if you've got a pretty cock. General rule of thumb is top finishes first then bottom gets off. A blow job after a fuck just seems like fair play, especially since I'm borderline masochistic in bed and my knob isn't anything to sneer at, but cumming in my mouth is a rarely earned privilege

>> No.8486262

>>8486236
Tyre

>> No.8486265

>>8486243
>A blow job after a fuck just seems like fair play
The top blows the bottom?

>> No.8486306

>>8486265
Again, depends on the relationship and who finishes first. I try to finish first because after you cum you do not want a dick in your ass, pretty unpleasant experience, generally. I blow my bottoms because it's polite and they deserve a nice orgasm after I've just plowed their asses, been verbally abusive and choked them for the better part of an hour.

>> No.8486315

Apparently it behaves like egg when you cook it. I saw someone make scrambled cum once.

>> No.8486320

>>8486306
Thanks for the insight.

>> No.8486321

>>8486185
Mostly it goes both ways. Top and bottoming isn't a hard and fast rule.

I think straight people have this idea that all gay guys are fucking or getting fucked all the time but most of the gay sex I've had hasn't involved anal. Anal often needs some preparation to do so can't always be spur of the moment.

Sucking dick, fingering, jacking off, kissing, dick rubbing (frotting) all feel great and are very satisfying and intimate. It's not all about the anal.

>> No.8486326

>>8486321
Fucking degenerate and disgusting. I can't wait to see you all deported. MAGA

>> No.8486328

>>8486103

SALTY MILK

/THREAD

>> No.8486329

>>8486326
I'm not american.

>> No.8486333
File: 1.10 MB, 1440x740, 20170119_102921.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8486333

>>8486320
No prob

>> No.8486348

>>8486119
*/fit/

>> No.8486351

>>8486320
No problem faggot.

>>8486326
Sorry that some of us fit fags have the option of getting our rocks off whenever we like. You should work out more, you'd be surprised what a decent body does for you. Also, Heil God-Emperor Trump, may he live for 1000 years.

>> No.8486434

>>8486103

It has a pretty variable taste, depending on the producer's diet and current place in the testosterone cycle. Generally, it moves between the tastes of salty, funky, and bleachy.

You can remove the funk somewhat by cutting down on red meats although it goes up a little during some parts of the testosterone cycle, and the bleachiness can be mitigated by eating pineapple, vanilla, and celery, which will also do a little to cover up the funk on their own. The saltiness seems to change along with the testosterone cycle.

Texturally, it ranges from snotlike to almost watery depending on how many times the person producing has busted recently. If it's the fifth ejaculation of the day, expect it to be significantly thinner than the first.

Flavour-wise, saltiness and slight funkiness will remain, which I could see going well with, say, preserves and crackers perhaps. Maybe with some decent bread?

That's just theorycrafting, mind, I've never put any of this into practice.