ITT: suicide-tier food/drink

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Anonymous Mon Jan 9 16:58:34 2017 No.8449678 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: suicide-tier food/drink

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:00:00 2017 No.8449684 File: 115 KB, 600x324, fast_food_logos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:02:45 2017 No.8449699
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When I first moved out I practically lived on this garbage. Just seeing it at the store or in someones house brings back shitty memories.

Even thinking about it makes me want to puke and hang myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:04:40 2017 No.8449707 File: 470 KB, 2000x1000, FROZEN-DINNER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:05:31 2017 No.8449713 File: 125 KB, 194x318, chili-no-beans-large_05222015085339.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:06:31 2017 No.8449715 >>8449707 my friends diet consists of 1 hungry man a day, a pack of marlboro reds and Milwaukees best. He's 25 and looks like he's 45

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:07:10 2017 No.8449718 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, garbage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:07:23 2017 No.8449719 File: 22 KB, 300x300, dietcoke2liter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:09:44 2017 No.8449725 File: 63 KB, 722x349, nightmare vision goggles wojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449715 Same here except with unfiltered Camels and Colt 45.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:12:31 2017 No.8449730 File: 18 KB, 329x164, 6091968.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When it's going to an educational institution.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:16:24 2017 No.8449742 File: 23 KB, 352x482, 1461639262715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449684 >Bojangles

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:17:30 2017 No.8449743 >>8449742 Pitchin', Catchin'....it's all the same game: fast food is shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:20:40 2017 No.8449754 File: 204 KB, 1280x960, my.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bite into this >chip tooth on cow cornea Public school was hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:27:10 2017 No.8449780 >>8449754 What in the fuck is that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:29:34 2017 No.8449789 >>8449780 "pink slime" hamburger patty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:32:08 2017 No.8449792 >>8449754 I was that fag who always had packed lunch. Laugh at all the plebs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:33:57 2017 No.8449800 >>8449780 Slurried meat thats been shaped back into a patty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:35:27 2017 No.8449806 anyone who has dabbled in the world of Mad Dog 2020s can weigh in on these. All I can think of is freshmen year of college

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:36:31 2017 No.8449813 File: 896 KB, 1302x612, wine-bottle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449806 oops

Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:38:26 2017 No.8449819
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>>8449678
It's not that it's so bad, but it was the principal flavor source for my food for a year when I was really, really poor and suicidal, so tapatio and valencia or whatever it's called aren't welcome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:38:39 2017 No.8449820 >>8449754 Why I got pizza every fucking day. Though thankfully I wasn't there for Micheles atrocity

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:46:11 2017 No.8449842 >>8449699 I bought the snack sticks version when I went down to MD, was kinda nasty without anything on it. What did you eat it with?? >>8449713 I put that stuff on pasta, a'la Cincinnati chili

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:47:15 2017 No.8449846 >>8449806 Seeing that strawberry kiwi triggered flashbacks of some very dark times

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:49:01 2017 No.8449855 File: 573 KB, 576x432, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449819 >Valencia You mean Valentina?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:59:09 2017 No.8449883 wht does suicide tier food/drink mean? something so awful? or something you'd eat and drink when you're suicidal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:00:01 2017 No.8449885 File: 141 KB, 1024x683, Pigeon_incubating_egg_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pigeon as meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:00:36 2017 No.8449889 File: 31 KB, 480x480, 1483861677926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449684

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:01:04 2017 No.8449893 File: 188 KB, 946x610, 90867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:01:28 2017 No.8449894 >>8449780 If you're talking about the texture, it's just grease bubbles. It's not intestine or stomach or whatever the fuck people say it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:03:56 2017 No.8449909 File: 91 KB, 600x800, Bh7vDSUIIAEGpJ-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449754

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:05:29 2017 No.8449917 >>8449883 Both

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:06:59 2017 No.8449924 File: 73 KB, 596x800, odxva7H.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:07:26 2017 No.8449927 >>8449754 >>8449909 >>8449916 Where the fuck do you find meat like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:08:03 2017 No.8449932 File: 178 KB, 1024x768, 24372883434_e6af96038f_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:08:44 2017 No.8449937 >>8449927 American public school.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:09:02 2017 No.8449938 >>8449932 why did you nail your burger to the ground?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:09:34 2017 No.8449943 >>8449909 >>8449916 could you stop it already? i'm trying to eat over here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:09:35 2017 No.8449944 >>8449937 Did michele really fuck it that bad with her school lunch program or what? I don't remember meat being that shitty when I was growing up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:11:34 2017 No.8449952 >>8449718 How has there not been a NATO summit to stop this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:12:35 2017 No.8449955 >>8449944 Nah the burgers were this shitty long before obama. I specifically remember passing on the burgers because they looked like tar pits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:14:04 2017 No.8449962 >>8449754 >>8449909 >>8449916 >>8449924 jesus christ shit like this is why I skipped lunch in high school

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:16:27 2017 No.8449976 >>8449916 this one is Burger king, not school

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:17:01 2017 No.8449979 >>8449754 Wow, we had those same kind of burgers, the sad thing is they switched to some kind of fake grilled burger that was twice as bad/disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:17:22 2017 No.8449981 >>8449889 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:19:19 2017 No.8449992 >>8449955 Might be because I went to a decently paid school district. Though I wouldn't doubt I'd get that back in North Carolina. Their elementary food was a shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:28:55 2017 No.8450030 >>8449885 hehe pidge

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:39:21 2017 No.8450066 >>8449699 i make this with angel hair pasta and store bought alfredo

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 20:41:58 2017 No.8450394 File: 66 KB, 230x260, prod_treet_12oz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bought this when I was suicidal and living in the dorms. was cheaper than spam and I figured it couldn't be any worse. I was wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 20:45:15 2017 No.8450404 >>8449754 Whataburger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 20:56:19 2017 No.8450466 >>8450074 Only thing suicidal about beans is posting their picture on a suicide tier food thread, risking the invasion of the Brits

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 21:52:58 2017 No.8450612 >>8449678 Yeah I'd want to kill myself too if I was black.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 21:54:01 2017 No.8450614 >>8449842 Ohio was a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 21:54:16 2017 No.8450616 I love grape soda go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 21:55:18 2017 No.8450621 >>8449944 It was pretty bad before but it got significantly worse when Mobama got involved. What the fuck does a black tranny know about nutrition anyways?

Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:15:59 2017 No.8450701
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>>8450394
>Not liking canned mystery meat
Are you some kind of a pussy?

First tip is dont cook it.
It actually tastes better cold.
Cooked treet tastes bland and nasty like some kind of extra greasy bologna.
Cold treet still has detectable seasoning and flavoring it in.
The smoke flavoring adds a nice touch, kind of makes it taste like a kielbasa.

Tip two is you put that shit on a piece of toast or a cracker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:21:48 2017 No.8450716 >>8450701 I didn't cook it. it tasted like what I would imagine chicken ass to taste like. I mean thanks for the tips and stuff but I don't think I'll be buying it again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:30:20 2017 No.8450753 >>8449754 >>8449909 >>8449916 >>8449924 Looks disgusting. I want to lick it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 22:56:38 2017 No.8450852 >>8449715 i kek'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 23:01:35 2017 No.8450860 >>8449678 you just reminded me of some shit I used to do in boy scouts. We would drink "suicides" made out of ridiculous amounts of various kool aid powders mixed into our nalgenes. Syrup tier thickness in some of them. Only the strong survived.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 23:39:35 2017 No.8450981 >>8450753 Shut the fuck up, I actually gagged imagining doing that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 23:43:49 2017 No.8450994 File: 326 KB, 1200x897, Sad-Holiday-Turkey-Dinner-For-One.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 23:52:18 2017 No.8451013 >>8450994 lol did they have to write "dinner for one" on there? just write turkey dinner or w/e lmao

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 00:42:46 2017 No.8451168 File: 109 KB, 636x358, mcchicken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These are fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 00:50:30 2017 No.8451189 >>8449715 >Pack a day Christ almighty and I thought my smoking habit was bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 00:53:57 2017 No.8451203 >>8449909 This literally looks like a bunch of assholes on a bun

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:03:15 2017 No.8451228

Don't have an image but the store I work at has pre-filled bags of produce that sell for a dollar or two. I swear to God, I'm not sure if I'm more disgusted at the almost-compost they put in there or the people that buy them.

Like I've seen people buy lettuce that was starting to brown and produce that nasty ass liquid that it does when it rots.

I need a drink to clear that from my mind now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:05:06 2017 No.8451237 File: 158 KB, 1938x685, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought one of these at a dollar store once and felt like a nigger for the rest of the day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:05:44 2017 No.8451238 >>8449909 oh man I remember US public school food thank god my school had little italian subs you could buy it really is insane how disgusting of food they manage to sell to kids

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:07:17 2017 No.8451245
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I didn't think someone would stick a hamburger in a can, coat it with weird meat juice, and sell it to people, but after seeing this shit on a shelf I realized that this this is actually a thing.

Who in their right mind would eat a whole soggy goddamn hamburger out of a can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:09:10 2017 No.8451249 File: 23 KB, 362x245, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I'm a fucking terrible parent": the meal If you can't be fucked to make your kid lunch for their next day at school, you don't deserve them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:10:15 2017 No.8451253 File: 86 KB, 646x712, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8451245 Wait, there's everything in there? Bun too?

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:10:48 2017 No.8451255

>>8450753
>>8450981

that's why if I go to any fast food that serves them I'll usually get the veggie burger even though I'm not vegetarian

way less disgusting than grade C meat that's been kicking around for a while

Burger King's veggie burger is dank af

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:15:50 2017 No.8451268 >>8451249 As a kid my sister and I would ask our parents to buy them because kids want things like that, not a sandwich and shit.

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:16:59 2017 No.8451271
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microwaved, store bought carbonara I ate while a student. the meat was hard as fuck and the sauce was incredibly salty. I also used to eat some chili that looked and tasted like literal shit. See if I can find that picture.

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:20:52 2017 No.8451282

>>8451268
I got these MAYBE once a month, and looking back I'm glad it wasn't an every day thing.

This is back when I lived much closer to my grandparents so I always got things like barley soup, fried crepes, schnitzels and things like that because they brought it over, and they gave my mom shit if I had a really processed lunch.

I should really thank them for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:22:16 2017 No.8451288 >>8451189 Most smokers smoke a pack a day or more, anon. Anything less than that is medically considered "light" smoking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:25:04 2017 No.8451294 File: 31 KB, 240x211, 3974275898_d631cfe7bd_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8451253 Yes, the whole goddamned thing. And it's all greasy and soggy as hell, no doubt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:34:51 2017 No.8451322 >>8451249 Pizza ones were good desu ^_^ >Mfw remember school lunch mcrib

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:35:35 2017 No.8451325 File: 49 KB, 499x499, 1483579336403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8451249 >>8451322 >the little hotdogs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:40:59 2017 No.8451342 >>8451249 From the thumbnail, I thought that was a still from an anime. I was disappointed when i saw the full size version.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:49:37 2017 No.8451373 >>8451322 Fugggg the school lunch mcribs were delicious as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 03:16:44 2017 No.8451586 >>8451253 I remember when Ashens and his friend tried one and were horrified to find a bun inside >>8449924 >>8449916 >>8449909 >>8449754 Look up Jim Nduruchi in YouTube and tell me this shit don't look just like the stuff that crazy nigga finds

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 03:32:41 2017 No.8451613 >>8449730 I work at a nursing home and all our shit comes from Sysco, shit looks so fucking awful it's no wonder these old fucks refuse to eat then drop dead.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 07:59:25 2017 No.8451963 >>8450716 Hehe

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 08:39:43 2017 No.8452019

>>8450994
The saddest part about this is that there are microwave instructions but at the same time part of me has this weird longing to be alone in an apartment in a new city on Thanksgiving, no family or friends to spend the evening with, and then just sort of resigning myself to eating one of these by myself.

It's not the best, and it certainly doesnt help me feel less lonely, but at the same time at least it's something, and it's actually not as bad as it could have been

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 09:47:45 2017 No.8452207 >>8449889 My sides

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 09:53:18 2017 No.8452226 File: 150 KB, 736x575, fruit bat soup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 10:52:12 2017 No.8452368 >>8449885 Pigeon can be pretty good. A couple of years ago we ate wild pigeon, that had been shot and butchered that same day. It's just game-y chicken

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 11:56:41 2017 No.8452524 >>8452093 NO FRILLS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 13:37:37 2017 No.8452742 File: 9 KB, 301x310, 1368748762554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8452226 > it isn't even prepped in any way just a whole fruit bat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 13:40:44 2017 No.8452750 File: 68 KB, 1024x577, CAAAf3uUMAAEAbs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449678

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 13:42:27 2017 No.8452759 File: 133 KB, 956x1600, 6e7d29eb-ff1e-4824-8092-896016459914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spotted this is my local grocery store and nearly gagged

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 13:45:02 2017 No.8452771 >>8452093 The very fact that it says No Frills is a frill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 13:54:33 2017 No.8452798 File: 1.78 MB, 1200x680, giphy (6).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449889

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 13:57:05 2017 No.8452805 File: 13 KB, 215x250, 63d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449924 >>8449916 >>8449909 >Trypophobia on

>>	G8rH8r Tue Jan 10 13:57:26 2017 No.8452806 File: 124 KB, 630x809, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449678

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 13:59:23 2017 No.8452810 >>8449718 >see meat and veggies >"could be worse, but they could at least cook the meat a bit before" >they go on OK I GOT IT, STOP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 14:01:59 2017 No.8452814 >>8449754 Even gore films aren't that bad Would stab whoever came up with this abomination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 14:06:20 2017 No.8452821 File: 87 KB, 320x243, IMG_20170110_021038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Absolutely disgusting.

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 14:08:27 2017 No.8452826

> Hot dogs

And before you are common anon hot dogs...

I am a poor college guy and decided to buy the cheapest brand of hot dogs eat and eat with some old bread.
And i mean cheep. The good brand of hot dogs here cost like 0.7$ per 100g. This thing was 0.25$ for 100g. I knew it was not meat but come on how worse could it be.

Luckily for me i decided to boil them before i eat them to give them idd more flavor...i kid you know the water turned dark gray for some reason and smelt just foul... might not be alive if i ate that...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 14:52:05 2017 No.8452955 >>8451168 no one biting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:03:18 2017 No.8452988 >>8452826 Yeah I've learned this the hard way too. I buy the second or third cheapest hot dogs instead. It's an incredible leap, you would think they would be comprable

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:05:38 2017 No.8452999 >>8452826 >>8452988 Straight up, hot dogs are the one thing I absolutely buy the top brand for Pretty much anything else can be store brand tier, but my hot dogs have to be quality

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:11:43 2017 No.8453012 >>8449754 Thanks (Michelle) Obama

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:19:11 2017 No.8453042 >>8453012 not memeing, wasnt she trying to fight against shitty food like this, which basically left poorer schools with a slice of bread and napkins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:30:32 2017 No.8453071 >>8451245 wtf i hate germany now

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:32:48 2017 No.8453075
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>>8453042
No she wanted (healthier) food. But the regulations she put in were so asinine and fucked up that it was borderline impossible for schools to follow through and not give kids like 1/3 of a lunch. Also yes it was expensive as shit since she wanted only organic everything.

It wasn't the taking away chocolate milk and cookies part that people bitched about it was
>YOU CAN ONLY HAVE X AMOUNT OF WHOLE GRAINS, X TOTAL CALORIES
And all sorts of other bullshit. They fucking banned oatmeal and grits.

Let that sink in, banned oatmeal.

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:42:48 2017 No.8453096

>>8453075
>kiwi at school lunch
what is this Yale?

At any rate, school lunches have always been shit. I'm just glad I dont have to deal with that anymore. How do you even feed 1500 kids (I had a sizeable school) in like a 2 hours window from one kitchen? Its a problem with no solution.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:44:36 2017 No.8453100 >>8453096 Prisons seem to do it fine hilariously enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:46:10 2017 No.8453104 >>8452742 >Bats are a food source for humans in the Pacific Rim and Asia, where they are sometimes known as chicken of the cave. Send help

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:47:40 2017 No.8453106 >>8453100 you could convince me the picture itt came from prisons

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:47:46 2017 No.8453107 >>8449889 These fuckin' things are funnier than they have any right to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:50:10 2017 No.8453116 File: 68 KB, 550x550, CincinnitiChili-SQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8452806 Just add "cheese" my man

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:50:19 2017 No.8453117 >>8453096 I grew up in the ghetto and we got kiwis on some days. Looking at the lunches you all got makes me we were pretty lucky when it came to food.

>>	Anomynous Tue Jan 10 15:54:46 2017 No.8453127 File: 59 KB, 524x600, 524px-Becks-ukr1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 15:57:25 2017 No.8453130

>>8452019
That was basically my Thanksgiving this year. Moved to a new city, don't really know anyone yet except for a few barflys. I was just gonna do Ramen and whiskey, but decide to go out and get some food. While I didn't get one of those premade meals, I got a turkey pot pie made from scratch and bought a strawberry rhubarb pie and a good bottle of wine. It wasn't as depressing as I thought it would be. As stupid as it sounds, I feel like it's kind of a right of passage for someone starting a brand new life to go through moments like that sometimes. Definitely makes you appreciate your family a lot more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:35:34 2017 No.8453218 >>8449909 ugh all those fuckin holes

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:43:20 2017 No.8453238 >>8453104 The fact somebody eats these flying rats isn't that bat, but putting the whole fucker in the soup without preparing it?

>>	Anomynous Tue Jan 10 16:47:30 2017 No.8453249 >>8453130 Definitely the better choice than ramen and whiskey. Keep it up >>8453238 >The fact somebody eats these flying rats isn't that bat Heh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:55:35 2017 No.8453269 >>8449678 Suicide-tier? Plain spaghetti with butter and salt. Half a pound of ground meat with butter and salt. Oatmeal with butter and salt. Black coffee. That was my diet for the entire year before my failed suicide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:57:50 2017 No.8453279 >>8449885 literally nothing wrong with pigeon except for the bullets

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 16:59:09 2017 No.8453290 >>8449713 What's in it then? Just tomato soup with beef?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:01:09 2017 No.8453293 >>8449718 This is ja/ck/ right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:41:49 2017 No.8453448 >>8451255 Mate, fast food restaurants like McDonald's uses grade A beef. They'd never use C quality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:45:36 2017 No.8453463 >>8449889 Maximum kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:47:27 2017 No.8453472 >>8452750 >hating cantaloupe dressed in prosciutto

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:47:46 2017 No.8453473 >>8453463 kill yourself

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 18:22:33 2017 No.8453605 >>8449715 does his name happen to be alec?

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 18:32:27 2017 No.8453641

>>8449842
>What did you eat it with??
I much prefer seafood salad with surimi (and maybe some cheap shrimp) than with real shellfish. Just mix with mayo, bit of mustard, celery, dill, Old Bay.

>>8451943
We went through a period where my dad bought a bunch of this crap thinking some kind of economic apocalypse or something was about to happen. Once he got over it, pretty much everything we ate for a year had this shit and soggy canned vegetables in it. Some people love it, but the sight and smell makes me gag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 19:36:54 2017 No.8453850 >>8449754 Looks like a smokers lung

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 19:39:08 2017 No.8453855 >>8449924 STOP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:01:15 2017 No.8453923 >>8453238 It might be an asian thing where the organs, head and wings are considered the best part

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:09:37 2017 No.8453941 >>8450394 aldies sells a really super cheap form of spam. Brookdale luncheon meat. Its actually SUPER good, most spam tastes awful but this is pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:11:02 2017 No.8453947 >>8451021 Who honestly eats pork brains? Do they even have a market to sell too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:14:15 2017 No.8453954 >>8451249 I ate some a while back, i work at walmart, they where a dollar. Gave me dry, gassy, crumbling poops. diarrhea without the water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:15:36 2017 No.8453957 File: 723 KB, 1280x720, 1471852623396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8453293 yea

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:23:00 2017 No.8453974 >>8450074 Fuck off m8. Ill bater you sware on me mum

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:29:30 2017 No.8453994 File: 9 KB, 250x250, castanzaMFW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449684 >Bojangles Nigga what?! Fuck you that is the only good fried chicken place in the US.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:34:24 2017 No.8454012 >>8449806 still remember puking up that blue raz.

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:38:14 2017 No.8454026
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>>8450994
>be me
>go to store on Christmas Eve for like 4 things
>constantly dodging old people and soccer moms carts
>horrible screaming children everywhere
>decide that my 4 things that I need are really only one thing that I need right now
>GTFO of this fuckhole
>Old guy behind me in the express checkout has a box
>like shipping box
>look at lable, "Traditional Turkey Dinner"
>Fuck okay, I could have it worse

Pic related, his face when

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:40:03 2017 No.8454030 >>8452093 Fuck yeah Gov cheese!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:40:19 2017 No.8454032 >>8453994 I already addressed that once before in this thread. See >>8449743

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:42:19 2017 No.8454035 >>8449813 >does it contain ethanol If no throw it out If yes continue >does it contain enough ethanol to distill of in a rwadonable time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:42:45 2017 No.8454037 >>8452228 >Top Chef: Alepo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:45:19 2017 No.8454041 >>8454032 >all fast food is shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:50:13 2017 No.8454061 >>8449889 RUNN NO DUNDUN jesus fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:50:41 2017 No.8454065 >>8449909 >>8449909 >>8449754 IIRC the disgusting texture is caused by the cooking method. These aren't fried, they're basically steamed or some shit by the hundreds. They're pretty shitty, but not nearly as bad as they look.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 20:51:17 2017 No.8454067 >>8451168 F O R M E

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 21:18:23 2017 No.8454168 File: 210 KB, 1920x1080, monster_energy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All energy drinks are suicide-tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 21:24:52 2017 No.8454194 >>8451932 You just inject this into bait worms when you fish. You inject it with a tool called a bloater. It makes the worms look bigger. Most fishing accessories are made to catch fishers, not fish

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 21:25:01 2017 No.8454195 >>8449754 >>its just the sizzle

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 21:25:38 2017 No.8454199 >>8454065 I remember those in high school They are absolute shit Doesn't even taste like meat Thankfully cheese and soggy buns prevented you from seeing the texture most of the time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 21:44:51 2017 No.8454286 >>8452093 I heard that government cheese was actually extremely delicious for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 21:47:26 2017 No.8454298 >>8454286 wahlburgers uses it on their burgers apparently. it is superior to kraft singles for burgers.

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 22:39:19 2017 No.8454488

>>8453096
>>school lunches have always been shit

>go to elementary school in a small town
>school cafeteria run by old ladies who spent their lives as homemakers
>get hot, fresh-made meal every day

Truly was the best. Then I moved to the city and the cafeteria was run by Haitian migrants throwing frozen pizza in the microwave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 22:50:48 2017 No.8454528 >>8453107 That truly is the worst part. I love these fucking retarded shits to death.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 22:53:40 2017 No.8454536 >>8449754 >>8449909 what are these supposed to be? kind of looks like cooked skin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 22:55:06 2017 No.8454543 >>8454536 "pink slime" hamburger patty

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 23:03:01 2017 No.8454572 >>8449909 >>8449754 when I used to work at Wendy's and would change the sleeves of meat I would fuck around and pour some blood on the grill and it would just turn brown and bubble up and looked exactly like this

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 01:50:20 2017 No.8455052 >>8454168 This

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 03:27:56 2017 No.8455259 >>8453100 Prisoners get more time to eat, and the Kitchens have more time to prepare. Prisoners. Get more time to eat. Than children.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 03:38:31 2017 No.8455281 >>8450701 If you had to eat it to survive just put it on crackers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 03:40:20 2017 No.8455285 File: 400 KB, 500x647, Pepe stack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8452226 rabies soup anyone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 04:54:52 2017 No.8455444 File: 22 KB, 189x600, assani.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >water

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 05:44:06 2017 No.8455542 File: 750 KB, 1100x1000, 041196460551.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I ate this shit for like 5 months solid. One serving will turn your shit red, I'm not joking. Can't even think about how it smelled without puking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 05:59:35 2017 No.8455567 >>8453448 Yeah, c grade meat is reserved for schools.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 06:42:21 2017 No.8455643 >>8449893 I'll fucking snap you cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 06:47:30 2017 No.8455654 >>8449754 This is very old and spoiled. You can see the fungi growing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 08:29:21 2017 No.8455798 >mfw schools don't even have cafeterias in my country and kids just bring their own food what's the point of feeding this fucking crap/poison to kids?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 09:46:46 2017 No.8455933 >>8449885 Used to eat pidgeon stock from pidgeons i strangled myself, I was 12, my grandpa was a hunter and showed me how to kill, pluck, gut and clean them for eating. Tasted good, though they werent city birds, but grain fed from his farm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 14:10:23 2017 No.8456661 File: 130 KB, 525x580, chicken-cheese-taquitos-horiz-lrg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449678 ate these every other day smothered in sour cream they taste like nothing to me now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 14:36:15 2017 No.8456746 >>8449909 >>8449924 >these ones have a few bites taken out of them What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 14:37:17 2017 No.8456752 >>8450994 >Dierbergs St. Louis bro?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:01:01 2017 No.8456826 >>8453224 What the fuck. It's real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:05:47 2017 No.8456848 >>8449855 Valentina black label is GOAT, 98 cents each here in Texsland

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:06:52 2017 No.8456853 >>8456779 >chunky blue cheese >in a squirt bottle

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:13:13 2017 No.8456895 >>8451294 I'd probably would eat it just to say I did. Hell I've eaten raccoon for the same reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:17:26 2017 No.8456916 >>8456752 not that guy, but yes. off hampton and gravois. south stl.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:41:34 2017 No.8457008 File: 2.97 MB, 600x336, unhinged cook.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:45:00 2017 No.8457015 File: 128 KB, 900x900, 1463661679593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8451249 >mfw parents would never buy me the pizza ones

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:54:19 2017 No.8457035 >>8454168 that's why I drink them :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:03:05 2017 No.8457063 >>8454168 Don't kill me fast enough unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:03:37 2017 No.8457065 >>8457015 should have called CPS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:04:32 2017 No.8457067 >>8457035 >>8457063 they are apparently being more and more linked to sudden hemorrhaging of the brain, so you never know!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:05:30 2017 No.8457069 >>8457067 god yes please be true

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:05:58 2017 No.8457072 >>8457067 >linked tell me when they have real evidence

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:19:43 2017 No.8457104 >>8452821 >pizza sticks >implying they weren't one of the best items on the menu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:25:35 2017 No.8457121 >>8451271 fuck off rich boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:25:42 2017 No.8457122 >>8449678 That reminds me, I need to get to publix for their store brand strawberry soda

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:25:49 2017 No.8457123 >>8454488 >be a elementary schoolkid in Poland >the lunches could quite easily count as a dinner in normal home Those weren't worst times, that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:26:00 2017 No.8457124 >>8457104 >"raw sticks of flour water with fake moz, lightly dusted with raw flour and baked in a 120 degree oven for two minutes, to be dipped into watery tomato liquid" >the best item on the menu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:27:01 2017 No.8457129 >>8456853 America

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:27:33 2017 No.8457130 Tater tot hotdish. Seriously, fuck that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:29:26 2017 No.8457139 >>8457124 >if i exaggerate and lie, that means it's true not how it works you can make school food disgusting by describing it accurately, you don't have to girl your way through descriptions with exaggerations and untruths

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:33:15 2017 No.8457154 >>8457139 Alright sorry I'll be clearer about it. They were nasty. As for the raw flour dusting, it is the truth where I went to school.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:34:57 2017 No.8457160 >>8453605 Nope

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 19:09:51 2017 No.8457650 >>8456779 I honestly thought these were cleaning products from the thumbnail

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 19:20:12 2017 No.8457689 >>8449684 >Bojangles Wtf are you smoking, they have god-tier iced tea and fried chicken.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 19:22:38 2017 No.8457701 >>8449684 Wendy's is the best fast food I've ever eaten.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 00:34:05 2017 No.8458628 File: 133 KB, 500x685, 454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey Eggy it's Bats, just saying hi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 00:49:02 2017 No.8458662 >>8457008 >>8457004 >>8457002 i would actually try these cause people seem to be paying money for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 00:49:20 2017 No.8458666 File: 6 KB, 401x367, IMG_1115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449893 Took me a second

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 00:57:54 2017 No.8458684

>>8455259

yeah this actually pisses me off to this day

back at my middle school you had about 20 minutes to eat if you brought your own lunch, but if not you had to wait to be called to get lunch

they had a cycle where they would call a certain table first, then another, but their fucking cycle had a period of 4 in a 5 day week. This means one table got called first twice a week, every week, while every other table only got called first once a week

the tables were organized by gender and grade (kind of naturally) and I was too much of a pussy to sit at the table that was called first - they might have even told me to sit in one place, the fuckers

anyway, the table that got called first usually got about 15 minutes to eat, and the table that got called last got about 5. It was fucking awful, I had to eat really fast every day. One time they fucked up bad and I had to eat an entire baked potato in like 2 minutes

I'm still fucking mad at those dipshits. At least they could stagger their fucking cycle. middle school was hell

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 01:06:43 2017 No.8458708 >>8455259 this and the actual people making the food are other prisoners who only make 5$ a day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 02:47:13 2017 No.8458945 File: 41 KB, 600x400, 4955553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8452093 A STEADY DIET OF GOVERNMENT CHEESE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 05:16:56 2017 No.8459166 >>8457129 It's a meme you dip

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 05:37:32 2017 No.8459179 >>8451932 That's bait anon, literally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 05:40:01 2017 No.8459180 >>8449715 Cook for him some time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 06:18:50 2017 No.8459212 >>8459180 And then let him seed your holes while you call him Joey

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 07:49:17 2017 No.8459292 >>8449819 motherfucker pls, valentina is the shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 09:01:12 2017 No.8459383 >>8449754 LOL i remember i stopped eating all that shit and began to eat just salads with no ranch. My table would try talk shit and call me a rabbit. I lost weight while they all gained it. HAHAHAHAHAHAH and i was the biggest one.

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 09:33:46 2017 No.8459411
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>>8449944
Michelle didn't cause worse food, her policies created absurd meals based on nutritionists from Zimbabwe who believe a boiled hotdog with no bun or condiments and 1/4 cup of sweet corn is more than enough for lunch. The quality of food (grease burgers aside) dropped drastically as well

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 09:52:17 2017 No.8459438 >>8449889 It's like if youtube poopers were in charge of Wacky Packages.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 09:57:56 2017 No.8459443 >>8449718 Is he trying to make a Mississippi Queen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 09:58:37 2017 No.8459446 >>8453224 Looks fine, feel free to stay out of Iceland as it's one of the last bastions not ruined by your people, Mohammed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:52:12 2017 No.8459540 >>8452093 This just reminds me how good of jokes Kingdom of Loathing has. >http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Government_cheese >http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Government

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 17:03:53 2017 No.8460578 >>8457004 >potato chips >that amount of liquid Gross

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 17:25:11 2017 No.8460662 >>8453100 most schools get contracts with the same food suppliers that supply prison food, no joke.

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 17:43:36 2017 No.8460727

>>8460662
Yeah, that's true. One thing I don't get is that the right blames Michelle for making recommendations about school food being more healthy, but the federal government has no control over the funding of schools or the mandating of food. That's a state perogative. Where you see the decline of both school food and education is in the red states where the education budget has been stripped bare. Self perpetuating really, because the less education you have, the more likely you'll follow their party line.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 17:44:59 2017 No.8460731 >>8449707 stouffers frozen lasagna is p good

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 18:25:45 2017 No.8460842 >>8452821 That stuff was the best my man

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 22:05:27 2017 No.8461628 >>8456779 What's truly perplexing is that they appear to be set on a placemat on top of some paper towel on the floor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 22:14:57 2017 No.8461643 >>8453224 >tfw now Icelandic qt to eat cooked animal heads with

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 22:27:27 2017 No.8461687 File: 97 KB, 1334x768, din din.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] rate my din din

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 03:28:26 2017 No.8462256 >>8461687 I've seen worse

Anonymous Fri Jan 13 04:38:17 2017 No.8462362

>>8455259
Who the fuck told you that? My lunch period was about 25 minutes to a half hour in school. Have you ever been around anyone who went to prison? It took me a year to stop absolutely rushing through my meals after I got out of prison. It's "law" that we got 15 minutes but they would force us out after 10 and who gives a fuck. I remember desperately wolfing down flavorless beans on my way to dump my tray because it was either that or starve. Not trying to get pity here or anything but I promise you students get plenty more time. And considerably less stabbings

Anonymous Fri Jan 13 04:43:36 2017 No.8462369

>>8453075
This so much, When i was in school, all of this shit was rolled out and all my delicious school lunches were quickly replaced with Sudexo who are literal (im not fucking joking) prison food suppliers.

my school actually sent out an official apology to everyone about the switch due to not having any alternative whatsoever. I felt more comfortable eating gas station food than the shit I was shoveled at school on a daily basis. the fruit looked like poison but we were all required to take it otherwise we had to pay more for not taking a full "meal" and pay for all the items separately.

my lunches were actually healthier before michelle's bullshit was put into effect as my school had access to to local produce and the food didn't spend a week frozen in some truck before reaching my plate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 05:11:58 2017 No.8462415 >>8451249 Why do literately all ameri-fats like these? Fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 05:33:57 2017 No.8462438 File: 3 KB, 465x108, OBSESSED.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8462415

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 06:22:27 2017 No.8462497 >>8451168 Fuck you, they're the only decent thing at McDonalds. When I'm in bad enough straits to buy McD's, I get that, fries, and go quietly hate myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 06:28:53 2017 No.8462504 >>8449699 I love this stuff. Makes a great sub with some mayo and cheese.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 06:58:29 2017 No.8462541 >>8454286 >>8454286 >extremely delicious I wouldn't go that far. A rung above Kraft singles sure. They did away with gubmint cheese when people on the dole started reselling it to restaurants. (especially Mexican restaurants)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 16:50:47 2017 No.8464027 >>8462415 You don't know me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 17:08:28 2017 No.8464083 >>8452226 Shit like this is why we have ebola

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 17:29:56 2017 No.8464134 >>8454026 terrible fucking greentext my new friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 19:10:20 2017 No.8464505 File: 102 KB, 298x156, 1481815758901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449684

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 20:50:30 2017 No.8464831 >>8452821 I was in elementary school when Harry Potter was in theatres. For a while they called these "Harry Potter Dunkers"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 21:08:29 2017 No.8464878 >>8458684 Holy shit, that's some gulag-tier bs. How large was your school. I went to school in a medium-sized city and lunch was always 45 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 22:02:46 2017 No.8465012 >>8461687 That mac n cheese seems to be fluorescent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 23:17:29 2017 No.8465232 >>8449889 > run no dundun holyfuck I am dying

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 23:20:23 2017 No.8465240 File: 411 KB, 1462x1462, 1469037214692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449889 > Have it in a way Oh sweet Jesus my sides

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 23:36:13 2017 No.8465278 >>8450994 Well, it's not that bad being alone. It's just how people specify that I'm not just one(1) person, it's how they make a point to state that you are lacking of other people. Being alone and being lonely are cosmically different.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 23:38:35 2017 No.8465281 >>8449944 No way man, I went to elementary school in the late '90s and it was this bad or worse

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 23:39:47 2017 No.8465285 File: 14 KB, 444x332, 1434141486007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8450994

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 23:43:20 2017 No.8465295 File: 38 KB, 206x199, 1484059998917-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8452226 >mfw

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 23:47:10 2017 No.8465303 >>8457004 Onions? Beans? What's the next thing he put on it, dog food?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 23:53:01 2017 No.8465316 >>8449889 >OLD-FASHIONED HURGUSBURGUS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 23:58:17 2017 No.8465327 Tesco value sugar free cola. And I'm from north america.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 00:08:20 2017 No.8465374 >>8452750 Shit presentation, but that's how you're supposed to serve procuitto.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 00:19:00 2017 No.8465395 >>8449806 >>8449813 I was desperate and the liquor stores nearby were closed. I got strawberry banana. I had one sip and then it sat in my fridge for the next month. Shit's so bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 00:20:33 2017 No.8465402 >>8449699 Isn't this what most sushi is made from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 00:26:23 2017 No.8465422 >>8453096 Japan and many other countries seem to do just fine, it's just the US that's shit. Sorry to break the it to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 00:26:23 2017 No.8465423 >>8451586 >Ashens holy shit, i forgot this guy. watched him on youtube in middle school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 00:28:15 2017 No.8465428 >>8450860 Survived what? Being fucked in the ass by the Boyscout Master Dad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 00:28:37 2017 No.8465429 >>8453224 clearly iceland needs mass immigration from third world nations to fix this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 00:29:36 2017 No.8465431 >>8465429 well University study there is free, even for foreigners so I don't know why more people don't abuse that more often.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 00:37:57 2017 No.8465448 >>8451168 3 of these, 3 McDoubles, 10 piece nugger, sweet and sour sauce (for McDoubles not nuggers), Orange/Pineapple Fanta and a fifth of vodka. >Every night when my weekend starts. >How long do I have CK?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 00:40:54 2017 No.8465453 >>8458662 pleaso, no, in the name of my fucked up country please don't, build the wall, heck we'll pay

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 00:44:43 2017 No.8465468 >>8465303 they were "japanese" peanuts, peanuts in a soy sauce flavored dough, some brands are ok, some are shit, i just take a guess, but de la rosa are good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 00:45:44 2017 No.8465472 >>8465303 also, i like to think that was cucumber, people like teir cucumber with everything here

Anonymous Sat Jan 14 00:48:27 2017 No.8465481

>>8451189
My step dad's day.
>Wake up
>Pretend to go to work
>Drink a 2 liter of Pepsi for breakfast and have pack of Newports
>Have a pizza or whatever other second dinner my mom cooked for his lunch
>Start drinking a 24 can box of Miller Light around noon and finish by 8
>smoke another two packs of Newports by dinner
>Eat 3 times the normal portion of dinner with 2 giant glasses of milk
>Smoke another pack of Newports between then and bed
>Bed by 8 so he can get up to pretend to go to work

And no, he wasn't a fatass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 00:58:15 2017 No.8465505 >>8465431 Because they have an easier time on the mainland of Europe, the parasites

Anonymous Sat Jan 14 01:03:19 2017 No.8465522
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>>8451954
When I was in college we had a bunch of rain that became a fucking catastrophic flood due to the town being surrounded by water.

I was stuck on campus for 2 weeks barely able to leave because 25% of the town was flooded and all the bridges were out

Eventually the local sewage plant overflowed into the water supply and the school ended up giving out canned water and it was literally the worst thing I have ever tasted.

It tasted like murky pond water. I couldn't even drink it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 01:03:37 2017 No.8465523 >>8465481 Yo he sound like a top tier fuckboy of a man How ya'll feed yourselves?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 01:11:41 2017 No.8465544 >>8449889 Damnit thank you anon I forgot about this >lost it at runn no dundun

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 01:19:05 2017 No.8465561 >>8457067 Lol the coffee industry is scared. Taurine and ginsing will kill me one day. I hope.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 01:26:41 2017 No.8465582 >>8453290 It's chili.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 01:26:54 2017 No.8465583 >>8449889 >I like the it >runn no dundun

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 01:43:54 2017 No.8465626 >>8459446 Unless he's from Europe hes probably white.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 01:44:13 2017 No.8465627 >>8455542 Progresso soups are incredibly hit or miss

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 01:50:27 2017 No.8465640 >>8465523 My mom worked hard. The power and cable and gas would still get shut off every month though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 01:52:51 2017 No.8465648 >>8453224 Needs a goat on a boat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 02:25:46 2017 No.8465708 >>8452093 Gubmint cheese

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 02:31:06 2017 No.8465717 >>8453075 Or, you know, we could take like 1% of the war budget and give kids wholesome organic meals full of nutrition... ...Naaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 02:34:33 2017 No.8465724 >>8453224 lol, British food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 02:37:55 2017 No.8465731 File: 1.28 MB, 320x213, 1463813232668.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8453954 >Admitting to working at WalMart

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 02:42:46 2017 No.8465739 >>8449842 It's decent with cocktail sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 08:15:07 2017 No.8466197 File: 108 KB, 600x900, retard feed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 08:29:06 2017 No.8466226 >>8452228 Camel meat is fucking delicious, you've never eaten it and you're a faggot. Shit is expensive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 08:34:18 2017 No.8466242 >>8456779 >>8456779 I work for a supplier to hidden valley. Clorox bleach, the cleaning company owns Hidden Valley. Not joking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 10:09:43 2017 No.8466432 >>8466197 no way he actually ate that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 11:46:44 2017 No.8466697 >>8449718 That paprika prolapse XDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 13:05:08 2017 No.8466918 >>8465295 Looks like Steffan from Death Grips.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 13:18:59 2017 No.8466971 >>8453279 >>8452368 Depends. Grass-fed wood pigeon from the wild, sure, but I don't think feral rock pigeons from the city that've been eating discarded chips and cigarette-ends would be so appetising.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 13:28:43 2017 No.8467003 >>8453290 It's like vaguely cuminey beef paste. Sickening shit and smells like it too. Any other canned soup-like product is probably better and worth the extra forty cents you're paying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 13:31:04 2017 No.8467016 >>8452226 Yuck, bats are absolutely covered with parasites.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 14:06:36 2017 No.8467127 File: 25 KB, 227x220, laffin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449889 >Amurica runn no dundun

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 14:21:36 2017 No.8467169 >>8449893 Fucking Americans and their sugar filled deserts. Do you really put sprinkles on pie?

>>	Anomynous Sat Jan 14 14:50:05 2017 No.8467275 >>8464831 What is that supposed to mean >>8467169 That is white bread

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 14:54:04 2017 No.8467288 >>8467275 Wow and I thought America couldn't get worse. You guys put sprinkles on white bread. I bet next you make a ham cheese and mayo sandwich with it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 14:56:28 2017 No.8467302 >>8451021 what the fuck i didn't even know that was possible

>>	Anomynous Sat Jan 14 15:03:53 2017 No.8467331 >>8467288 There is literally an Australian flag next to the bread. This isn't American cuisine. It is an invention of the Netherlands if I'm not mistaken

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 15:06:27 2017 No.8467339 >>8449678 > 300 posts > nobody said VEGANISM yet

>>	Anomynous Sat Jan 14 15:09:33 2017 No.8467358 >>8467339 Veganism isn't a food or drink and vegan food can actually be pretty good if it is prepared by someone who knows what they're doing and isn't a pretentious cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 16:21:20 2017 No.8467623 >>8451249 Well, attitudes have likely changed now, but back in the day I literally asked for these from my parents and so did a ton of other kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 16:26:20 2017 No.8467628 >>8452750 You can make a pizza with these things.

Anonymous Sat Jan 14 16:30:08 2017 No.8467638

>>8465627
The only time I ever got food poisoning was when I was like 9 years old from a can of Progresso chicken and rice soup. Could have been chicken noodle, I don't know, it was one of those.
Literally spent days puking all over the house and writhing around in pain shitting my pants and barfing.

Anonymous Sat Jan 14 20:48:21 2017 No.8468573

>>8457004
>>8457008
these are called "dorilokos" (crazy doritos in english). A relativley new phenomenon, became a fad in more recent '00's. They started out as a novelty snack you would eat at fairs, like deep fried snickers in the US. Now they're a staple of mexican fair food.
Apparently they're very good, but I don't think I will ever try them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 20:59:36 2017 No.8468620 >>8453269 who puts salt on oatmeal you autist? Everyone knows peanut butter+sugar= best oatmeals. Also black coffee GOAT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 21:04:53 2017 No.8468636 >>8465448 How much is a fifth? In metric pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 21:05:45 2017 No.8468642 >>8451294 Hamburguer. In a can =D. This made my day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 22:08:57 2017 No.8468872 >>8467638 >food poisoning >Literally spent days puking either your a liar or it wasn't food poisoning

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