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What would you do with me?

>> No.8409884
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>> No.8410015

>>8409882
Slice them up with some fresh pepper, salt and thinly sliced garlic on some whole grain toast
Or do a quick vinaigrette, corasely dice the tomato and toss with some red onion

Or just straight up eat it, idk. It's still a tomato, no matter how fucked it looks

>> No.8410051

>>8409884

this

>> No.8410059

>>8410051
That
But with salt and pepper sprinkled occasionally while I'm eating.

>> No.8410257
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8410257

>>8409882
Slice them thick and top them caprese style with slices of mozerella and drizzled with EVOO, balsamic, chopped basil, pepper and a little salt
I'm nutzo over that shit

>> No.8410263

Slice nicely. Drizzle with olive oil, bit of lemon juice, s&p. Consume

>> No.8410274

>>8410257
mah niggah

caprese is the balls

>> No.8410279
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8410279

>>8409882

or a BLT

>> No.8410283

>>8410279
that's a fucking PATTY MELT YOU WHORE

>> No.8410290

>>8410279
no lettuce?

>> No.8410294

>>8409882
Throw it straight in the trash

That looks like your typical, GMO, fast food tomato.

Tastes like shit.

>> No.8410299

>>8409882
I would slice you and arrange on on a square/rectangular plate with goat cheese, ramp pesto and micro-greens and overcharge the shit out of people to eat you

>> No.8410302

>>8410294
...b8?

>> No.8410307

>>8410302
How is it b8?

These are the exact tomatoes you find in fast food restaurants. Unnatural.

>> No.8410316

>>8410307
just kill yourself already

>> No.8410317

>>8410307
Uh

Literally, no

An heirloom is, without exaggeration, the opposite of a gmo fast food tomato

>> No.8410324

>>8410317
I worked in a sandwich shop that shared tomatoes with Burger King and these were the GMO tomatoes that we used.

So, uh, like, literally, yes, kid.

>> No.8410328

>>8410324
yeah, nah

>> No.8410330

>>8410324
>doesn't know what an uncultivated tomato looks like
>talks trash about modified tomatoes
>>my anecdotal experience totally proves me right! hurr durr kid

lrn2varietals faggioli

>> No.8410333

>>8410328
I am sorry if you have been scammed by your local greengrocer but I know from my own experience that I am correct.

>> No.8410336

>>8410330
You clearly have little experience with tomatoes.

>> No.8410338

>>8410333
>I know from my own experience
you can fuck off already, you're not proving anything

>> No.8410339
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8410339

>>8410324
>I don't know what a naturally occurring tomato looks like!
>ew it's lumpy and has spots, gross GMO's making franken-tomatoes!

pic related, what tomatoes actually look like

>> No.8410342

>>8410333
>>8410336
>implying i haven't worked with farmers and local producers for years
>implying i don't have tomatoes in my back yard as we fucking speak

yeah but your one restaurant experience that you're confused about is totally convincing.

>> No.8410347

>>8410338
>>8410342
>>8410339

sigh

some people will just never see the truth

keep believing whatever big business tells you

>> No.8410353

Put in on a Big Mac

>> No.8410356

>>8410347
>some people will just never see the truth

The irony is stronk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heirloom_tomato

>> No.8411350
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8411350

normally I would use you to make salsa or soup
other times I would stick my dick in you and pretend I'm fucking a virgin

>> No.8411357

Squeeze 'em and and make a real good sauce for Mama Pantone. I'm the new Sauce Boy!

>> No.8411363

>>8410257
This. Shit. Right. Here.

A++++ 100% mah nig, 5 star post! Ace.

>> No.8411368

keke that's a fucking flyover tomato right there, I'd let it rot in my garden, it would never find its way to my sauce pot.

>> No.8411373

Slice them real fine with garlic, white onion, cilantro and lime juice to make hell of a pico de.

>> No.8411392

>>8410347
This.

People will believe whatever special interests tell them because "They must be good if they got that big!"

'Murga

>> No.8411419

>>8409882
Slice you up
Put a dash of salt on your slices
Consume

>> No.8411437

>>8410339
>naturally occurring tomato
Where have you seen a wild type tomato entirely uninfluenced by human tinkering?

>> No.8411448

Salsa, soup, sauce and caprese style sandwiches. Paprika, basil, onion, garlic, red pepper and mozzarella are your best friends.

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8411676

>>8411437
Ecuador. Solanum pimpinellifolium.

>> No.8411680

>>8410274
Oh, I never had a clue there was a difference.
Is there a different name for the kind with the mozz slices?

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>>8411680
Wait I'm an idiot. Nevermind my autism and lack of understanding of colloquialisms.
Have more good tomato shit

>> No.8411698

>>8409882
Throw you at a Spaniard.

>> No.8411730

>>8409882
first im gonna push you up against the bathroom sink and pull down your pants just enough to slide my dick in. im gonna pull your hair while I fuck you and cum inside that sweet red ass.

Probably not buy it. I havent bought a tomato or even used a whole tomato in cooking in over 4 years.

>> No.8411755

I would throw you at a unfunny comedian

>> No.8412190

>>8409882
thats a beautiful heirloom

>> No.8412270

Probably try and have sex with it if my microwave was working.

Nice and moist.

>> No.8412277

>>8410299
I don't even like blacks.

>> No.8412558

>>8409882
Give you to my friends mom to make sauce from. Failing that, give you to my chickens.

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Have fun making this >>8410257 with this beautiful sour watery no taste useless tomato. It's not suitable for raw consuming at all. Carrot-y mangoes you may find in Canadian marts -tier.

>> No.8413599

>>8411363
kill yourself