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Why exactly is it that black people seem to have an unreasonable hatred for mayonnaise?

I have a friend who gets particularly violent if mayonnaise touches pork or beef.

>> No.8396664

Blacks love mayo though

>> No.8396666

>black people
>get violent
>if mayonaise

It's because their culture is to escalate any stupid thing to determine dominance

>> No.8396678

>Mayonnaise on beef or pork
Who actually fucking does this? I want to know, so I can murder them.

>> No.8396705

>>8396678
Wendy's.

>> No.8396715

>>8396661
Because mayonnaise is disgusting.

>> No.8396731

>>8396664
No they don't.

>> No.8396732

>>8396678
Found the redguard.

>> No.8396734

>>8396678
pretty much every diner or soul food restaurant in america

>> No.8396739
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8396739

baka desu famalam
if you don't use this mayo you are a lamo

it is delish in almost every dish

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>>8396732
If you have a problem with my skin color, say it to my face...Nord Stormcloak scum.

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>>8396739
Dukes Mayonnaise® tastes like literal rape. Every spoonful tastes like fear, sweat, taint, and bloody semen.

Miracle whip is the only way to go.

>> No.8396763

>>8396759
>>>/reddit/

>> No.8396765

>>8396759
The Tangy Zip™ is top-tier, but State Fair real mayo is without a doubt the superior condiment.

>> No.8396778

>>8396763
Did you just assume my website preference, shitlord?

>>8396765
real mayonaise is a scam. It's all dressing. Exactly what makes "muh authentic mayo" better or more preferable to its alternatives? You fell for the 2nd oldest meme in the world, with "butter better than margarine" being the first.

>> No.8396782

>>8396661

Cause it doesn't taste good, unless it's on the McChicken, the best fastfood sandwich.

>> No.8396787

>>8396661
Because they hate White people so much that even seeing white colored food gets them triggered

>> No.8396789

>>8396787
What happened when they bite into the white meat of fried chicken?

>> No.8396790

Mayonnaise is disgusting

>> No.8396875

>>8396664
Only literal niggers like mayonnaise. Actual black people hate the shit.

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8396888

Real talk

Why do black people fucking hate raw fish or sushi?

>> No.8396890

>>8396661
Because it's white.

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>>8396888
But I love sushi.

>> No.8396909

huh? black people hate mayonnaise on their burgers, but every black person i've ever known fucking love potato salad/ macaroni salad/ coleslaw, which all have mayo as a main ingredient.

>> No.8397119

>>8396661
I mean yeah black folks on the internet might make fun of white American "cuisine" by referencing Mayo for and on everything but like my dad at a mixture of mayo and lawrys seasoning salt on anything he cooked.

I didn't eat emulsions until I got into veganaise but now I just like on most sandwiches like a good bahn mi or po boy.

>> No.8397208

>>8396661
>Why exactly is it that black people seem to have an unreasonable hatred for mayonnaise?
I actually hate both

>> No.8397417

>>8396661
Because mayo is shit.
I use greek yogurt based sauces instead.

>> No.8397430

>>8396661

because it's white

>> No.8397446

>>8396789

you ever seen niggers eat grilled chicken?
it's always fried, which is brown on the outside

what do you think is the real reason they close their eyes when they bite into it? because it's sooo delicious?

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>>8397446
niggers should be thanking white men for bringing them to US
otherwise they will be still living in that fucking poverty and disease stricken shithole known today as Africa

Niggers you ungrateful fucks you should be ashamed of your luck of humble appreciation for what great gift you received from white men

>> No.8397513

>>8397504
someone take it to /pol/ and make great thread out of it

>> No.8397517

>>8396661
Mayo is for inbred redneck retards.

>> No.8397519
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>>8397119
>I didn't eat emulsions until I got into veganaise

>> No.8397528

>>8397519
what are we learning from this picture
that niggers are white envy

just look at the color of their cloths

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>>8397528
They're also appropriating caucasian homosexual culture

>> No.8397540

>>8397531
lame very lame

>> No.8397593

>>8396888

Because they can't swim

Nice trips btw