is there an unwritten rule that you don't take toddlers to fine dining restaurants?

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Anonymous Mon Dec 12 01:40:13 2016 No.8362205 [DELETED]

is there an unwritten rule that you don't take toddlers to fine dining restaurants?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 01:41:50 2016 No.8362208 >>8362205 Yes, the problem is that it's unwritten.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 01:53:08 2016 No.8362237 I would definitely have an age requirement in my restaurant there's this one place that is 21+ even during the day at lunch hours. there's another one that is 23+

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:04:55 2016 No.8362256
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HOW DARE YOU MISOGYNISTS TELL ME I CAN'T TAKE MY PRECIOUS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT ANYWHERE I WANT? MY BRAT IS ONLY TWO BUT YOU ARE THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO GROW UP!

t. Entitled cunt mother

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:05:46 2016 No.8362259 >>8362237 If that's in the United States I can kind of understand the 21 because that matches up with the legal age you can buy alcohol but 23 just seems like a completely arbitrary age.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:06:03 2016 No.8362262 >>8362237 >23+ God-tier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:07:47 2016 No.8362268 >>8362259 It's even better so drunken college freshies can get the booze out of their system leaving only the real drinkers, or non-drinkers, left. No children, and no faggots. Best of all worlds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:15:17 2016 No.8362288 >>8362208 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:17:32 2016 No.8362293 >>8362256 People like this are so disgusting and moronic. If you're going to complain about this shit, consider not procreating in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:28:59 2016 No.8362327 >>8362256 I'm just stunned that this woman can't connect the dots about why people would be offended she's changing a shitty diaper where people eat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:39:07 2016 No.8362351 >>8362256 As someone who works at a restaurant mothers are the fucking worst. They think they've done some insurmountable Olympian task my doing the one thing literally everyone else has done.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:53:07 2016 No.8362378

>>8362256
fuck that cunt desu, every time I go out to eat with my sister and she drags her toddler along she goes through this long drawn out process with the poor waiter, asking him for various component items of foods because "max doesn't eat tomatoes, max doesn't eat bread, max doesn't eat cheese, max doesn't eat pasta" he ends up bringing her some inane shit like a whole cucumber or something which he eats one bite of. If I ever need a reason to pull out of my girlfriend, there it fucking is.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:04:27 2016 No.8362402

Get a babysitter.

If you can't afford one/ can't get a family member to cover you, then you don't need to dine finely. You need to go to mcdonalds with your kid and take one for the team.

Or Denny's. Go to Denny's and order the steak. There's your fine dining.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:28:06 2016 No.8362435 Not just restaurants. I went to a symphony once and some fucking retard brought her newborn that started screaming. I almost got up and left. What a shit show, guess I'll just stick to listening to records.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:33:01 2016 No.8362445 >>8362259 Sounds good. I used to bartend and people 21-22 were insolent as fuck until you laid down the law.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:38:25 2016 No.8362455 >>8362435 I picture some sort of Victorian era man getting pissed off to leave to his shitty house and he sits in the corner of his room listening to gramaphones.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:41:47 2016 No.8362461
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I have no problem with people having children, but do not bring them to restaurants, theaters, or any of the above when you know your fucking piece of shig offspring cannot shut the bloody fuck up when needed. Fucking toddlers are crying and moaning and kicking my god forsaken when trying to enjoy my movie.

Bottom line, don't be a fucking spastic and pull the fuck out.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:45:03 2016 No.8362465

>>8362205
I don't plan on having children but if I ever do I'll make sure to find a way to not bring them to restaurants

There's nothing more infuriating than having some great food with your family and having your audio background be "UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 04:04:19 2016 No.8362488 >>8362327 I witnessed such a scene one day. Bonus fact: the woman in question would complain it was Muslim bashing.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 04:07:24 2016 No.8362492

You just cannot win with them.
>you cant tell the child to shut up because it's retarded
>if you tell the parents to shut their child, they wont and they will feel high and mighty as they let their child run amok as a sign they stood up against your advice
>people around will treat you as the villain for hurting the poor babby and mommy's feewings

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 04:21:01 2016 No.8362512

Bong here. There's a trend in London of bringing your toddler to the pub in the afternoon and petting the little cunts run around screaming.

It makes the whole experience very uncomfortable and you're scared of moving because you're going to tread on them.

I don't mind if they just wear the kid out a bit first, so it settles down.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 04:29:14 2016 No.8362524

>>8362492
>people around will treat you as the villain for hurting the poor babby and mommy's feewings

Not really, I remember my Dad took me to see I am Legend, and this woman brought a fucking baby to I Am Legend, not a 4 year old, or an 8 year old, a fucking baby. It started crying and everyone just turned around and basically said really, she had to leave the theater then and there because everybody was just pissed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 04:38:13 2016 No.8362533 >>8362205 Usually but my brothers 2 and 4 year old are pretty well behaved and know when to act civilized I guess would be the word.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 04:40:49 2016 No.8362538

>>8362524
The people around you are pretty based, then. Things with unruly babies and kids are pretty bad here to the point we get a 3-5 min lecture before every theatre film starts, and yet nobody follows the damn rules. And if you tell the mothers to calm their children, people will think you are the drama queen making a ruckus while the ones on your side are only lukewarm defenders, but most of the time totally mute.

Asia, the land of herbivores.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 04:44:28 2016 No.8362542 >>8362533 >my brothers 2 and 4 year old you forgot that kids who are 2 and 4 years old probably wouldn't like the kind of strange food they serve at fine dining restaurants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 04:53:34 2016 No.8362546 >>8362256 I've removed countless mothers from my bar, and it has instilled in me a venomous hatred for white women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 05:12:10 2016 No.8362564 My sis brings an army to a restaurant if we are bringing the nephew. The kid can't stand sitting in the baby chair for more than 5 minutes, so we take turns carrying him out on walks in the vicinity with some kind of relay system.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 05:21:38 2016 No.8362577 >>8362546 White women feel entitled to special treatment for their shit kids, minorities just let them run around screaming. I really can't tell which is worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 05:31:45 2016 No.8362588 I can't even imagine bringing a shitty toddler in a place like that in the first place. How can you justify ruining literally everyone else's experience, and manage to handle the embarrassment of knowing you're a complete piece of shit?

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 05:35:14 2016 No.8362592

>>8362588
>I can't even imagine bringing a shitty toddler in a place like that in the first place. How can you justify ruining literally everyone else's experience, and manage to handle the embarrassment of knowing you're a complete piece of shit?

because women want to ruin everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 05:36:52 2016 No.8362594 Small kids should be banned >carrying coffees to a tale >small kids running around not looking forward most of the time >randomly hitting tables, chairs or me >just wait for the day when I pour hot coffee on a small kid Cunts

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 06:23:18 2016 No.8362649 >invite friend to birthday dinner >realise that it might be difficult to get away from his 1 year old and extend the invite to the kid too >"nah stuff the kid he can't sit still. We'll get a babysitter" He's an excellent father.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 06:35:32 2016 No.8362660 File: 114 KB, 724x1024, 1480934481799m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8362649 >woman brings her fucking kid to class >"haha don't mind me"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 06:39:39 2016 No.8362663 >>8362256 The people who should have kids put it off forever, and the ones who shouldn't pop them out on the regular

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 06:42:09 2016 No.8362669 >>8362259 Dunno. Legal drinking age here is 18 but a lot of pubs have 23 anyway to keep out kids. I'm fine with that

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 06:45:21 2016 No.8362672 >>8362402 A agree with this. I have a five month old son and i would never go to a restaurant with the kid where it wasn't obvious that it was allright, like a mall restaurant and such.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 07:09:29 2016 No.8362696 Why would 21 year olds go to bars anyways? Isn't it more cost efficient to buy shitty vodka and hawaiian punch and get slammed in their apartments?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 07:32:55 2016 No.8362733 >>8362524 >>8362538 where i live they have film showings specifically for parents with young children i think they're a bit cheaper, quieter, and they leave a couple extra house lights on so it's not totally dark everyone's happy

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 07:47:32 2016 No.8362750

>>8362696
Just a way to use the expanded privileges that turning 21 offers you. Freshman and sophomore years are the ones for getting smashed in your dorm room or at frats off everclear punch and vodka sprites while playing beer bong, but by late junior or early senior year all that looses some of the luster. In my case too the university is like 70% male, so if you want to go meet available gurls going to bars is a much better bet than going to apartment parties.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 08:28:29 2016 No.8362845

>>8362205
Take your kids to a restaurant. Start by being a decent parent and raise your kids not to act like fuckin idiots. Even well behaved small children can have bad moments. That's when you remove them from the restaurant by either stepping outside until they calm down or get your shit in a box and leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 08:36:38 2016 No.8362862 >>8362208 F P B P P B P

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:08:54 2016 No.8362988 >>8362208 Much like you don't take your kid to an R rated movie you shouldn't take your kid to a fine dining restaurant. Problem is it isn't written and even if it was I doubt anyone would anyone would actually follow it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:22:29 2016 No.8363012 >watching Avatar in theaters when it first came out >sitting with older bro >lights turn out >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >some fucking kids start screaming behind me >mom gets kicked out because kids was screaming for 5 straight minutes

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:29:55 2016 No.8363032

>>8362205
>Back in 2006 when I was 14
>Uncle is going to dinner with his wife and her cousins family who are visiting from Australia
>Decides to bring me along for some reason
>Chinese place, we sit in one of those round tables with the spinny thing
>They have an 11 year old who acts like a brat the whole time
>Brat discovers spinny thing
>I watch in amazement as he spins it to ultimate velocity and covers everyone in the table except him, his brother and me in soy sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:37:48 2016 No.8363045 >>8362542 what kind of strange food do you eat at a fine dining restaurant? >You know kids are just small people, they eat the same thing as big people?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:38:46 2016 No.8363047 >>8362669 Do bars actually follow this rule? I'm 18, but I easily look 24.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:39:35 2016 No.8363050

>>8362512
>a trend in London of bringing your toddler to the pub
That doesn't seem like a trend though, my father would have brought me to the pub perhaps once a month when I was under 8 15-20 years ago.
Tbqh I'm perfectly happy with most pubs being a casual place where you can bring your family, as long as the kids aren't crying. If you want a grim daytime boozer go to a snooker club

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:43:49 2016 No.8363055 >>8362542 >you forgot that kids who are 2 and 4 years old probably wouldn't like the kind of strange food they serve at fine dining restaurants. you were raised bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:48:23 2016 No.8363059 >>8363055 *poorly

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 11:24:22 2016 No.8363154 >>8363047 If you look presentable enough, they usually let you in. That's the case here at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 11:24:47 2016 No.8363156 >>8363047 I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 11:56:12 2016 No.8363228 >>8362445 Either you worked at a shit bar or are just inundated with shit customers. That said my introduction to bars was through travel with work, so I probably had a more utilitarian first few bar experiences beyond just "get as drunk as possible"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 12:12:01 2016 No.8363263 File: 54 KB, 240x320, 1420642389718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >breeders

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 13:33:36 2016 No.8363459 File: 44 KB, 538x491, 1480502866162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8362577 >those fat black moms that trash their kids for being little shits Granted, they still keep being little shits, but it's still satisfying in a way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 13:38:43 2016 No.8363471 >>8362577 We don't get a lot of minorities in my bar. Mostly just young black men who don't realise that most of the women here are lesbians.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 13:47:22 2016 No.8363487 >>8362256 Not really that bothering, though putting the baby on the table where people drink their coffee is gross, she should have told the waitress or manager if they couldwatch her coffee for a bit and go change the baby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 13:53:45 2016 No.8363500 >>8363263 God goyim, Juan and/or Ahmed will assuredly treat you well when you're old.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 13:53:48 2016 No.8363501 >>8363228 I think it's because the rest of the customer's were so good that I noticed the 21 year old crowd tended to be so shitty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 13:56:29 2016 No.8363505 File: 175 KB, 462x435, 1382205458448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8363500 >muh savior of the white race I'm sure your one or two trailer trash will solve the snackbar problem, Cletus.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 14:01:40 2016 No.8363515

>meet side family in another country
>they're rich as fuck, take us out to eat at an expensive fucking restaurant
>15 of us at a table
>they bring 2 of their little fucking demons, 9 yr girl and 7 yr boy
>both run around the entire restaurant, fucking up the plate settings on other tables
>parents and entire family all ignore it and laugh, i'm uncomfortable as fuck
>the wait staff essentially become baby sitters, but don't actually do anything to the kids because they're scared about pissing off the rich as fuck parents
>i personally have a really bad meal experience as i watch 3 wait staff follow the two little fuckers around, fixing whatever mischief they make and politely tell them to please stop
>boy finally comes to table, starts hitting his mom with the knife, mom doesn't do anything to him other than take the fork away

This is what happens when you don't discipline your kids. I literally wanted to backhand the little fucker and watch him glide across the floor. I felt so bad for the staff and equally angry that the parents simply assume the wait staff are going to take care of shit.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 14:05:29 2016 No.8363524

>>8362461
So much this.
When I dine out, I am not paying for food, I am paying for a nice place to eat my food. Howling and screeching children mean I am not getting what I pay for.
If I'm at a fast food place or a "family restaurant" that's one thing, but if I'm dining at any place that wants to provide an atmosphere beyond a cafeteria, children should be banned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 14:52:00 2016 No.8363659 My parents would take me and my younger sister to restaurants from an early age Never caused any bother since we were actually brought up well, people are just bad parents these days Thanks for all the nice food mum and dad

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 15:30:09 2016 No.8363774 >>8363659 This x1000

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 15:33:21 2016 No.8363783 >>8363659 >these days sure, gramps

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 15:39:30 2016 No.8363800

>>8362256
Seriously, if public wiping of kids gets called 'natural' and I gotta smell shit and see poop everywhere I go, western civ is fucking done for me. I am just going Muslim and killing everyone. I didn't go to Nursing School for a damn good reason. (uhh yeah I hate poop)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 15:41:20 2016 No.8363807 >>8363800 no one believes this, calm down

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 15:48:47 2016 No.8363827 Olive Garden is not fine dining.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 15:58:04 2016 No.8363865

>>8363515

My family is also like this.

6 year old kid with unrestricted access on an i-pad.

I go tell her that there is a lot of swearing and ridiculous behavior in the videos he is watching and she acts surprised and concerned. Explain to her that there is a youtube kids that has restriction levels and shit.

Visit family again when he's 7 and he's watching the same shit. Talk to her about it again and she just brushes it off.

He constantly gets suspended from school at 7. I have never seen that before. She is one of those stay at home mothers that has a cleaning lady to allow her to go to "meetings" all day long.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 16:05:50 2016 No.8363887 >>8363228 I went to a bar right next to a high school and the bartender had to screen out like 4 fake IDs every day

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 16:08:30 2016 No.8363899

I take my 5 year old fine dining all the time and she does very well. She goes to a private school, and receives regular instruction in etiquette. Taking her to high class restaurants at this age is an important part of her development.

However, we are white and financially well off. This approach may not work for people of lesser genetic dispositions, or people who lack financial competence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 16:19:40 2016 No.8363924 I took my 1 year old daughter with my wife to a restaurant and nobody complained. She even made a lot of people happy by throwing her smile everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 16:20:05 2016 No.8363926 >>8362488 Max is just a spoiled cunt. My mom sent me to bed without dinner if i did not eat her food

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 16:22:08 2016 No.8363930 >>8362660 tfw my community college has a daycare due to all the mexi sluts. Tfw 40 prime parking spots are daycare only 1 hour parking. REEEEEEE fucking breeders

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 16:23:24 2016 No.8363932 >>8363012 I guess this is why my theater advertises "special needs" screenings of kids movies

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 16:24:05 2016 No.8363934 >>8363156 I had a natty 8 month beard when I was 18 and people always though i was older

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:03:59 2016 No.8364021 >>8363459 Hey I've seen it have some success if they're actually being taught how to also behave instead of just being beaten.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:15:11 2016 No.8364053 >>8362588 Because they're oblivious and entitled. Always feel free to knock people like that down a few pegs. The reason it happens is because people don't voice their opinions often enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:21:42 2016 No.8364072 >>8363899 You don't need genetics to have manners, although genetics can affect personality slightly. Culture and behavioral expectations are very much the majority of what determines how your kids act. This includes other kids they socialize with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:44:24 2016 No.8364144 >>8363930 My uni has a daycare because they have a "early childhood education" degree course. They still make the students pay for it, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:47:32 2016 No.8364158 >>8364144 Childhood education is a legit degree how do you think we get kindergarten teachers

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:48:19 2016 No.8364161

>>8362205
>unwritten rule

Yes. That's why solipsistic people lacking any social awareness insist on bringing their special little monstrosity to ensure they ruin everyone elses rare and special evening with his/her/its high pitched screaming, vomiting, pig-at-trough style of eating and poo/piss diaper smell.

Newsflash: Your kid is not lovable by, or even tolerable to, anyone but you.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:57:32 2016 No.8364180

>>8364158
Early Childhood Education is as much of a major as most university students go for. I think his point was its kind of bullshit to make students with kids pay the university for a daycare which is staffed by students who are working for university credit while paying the university.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:04:14 2016 No.8364203 >>8364180 it's probably the best daycare there is

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:09:09 2016 No.8364216 >>8364203 yup, staff all smart, young, and eager enough to give a shit. as long as they don't show up horribly hung over all the time as college students sometimes would

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 19:27:22 2016 No.8364426 >>8362564 Sounds so enjoyable...

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 19:42:22 2016 No.8364469

>>8364161
Yep. I hate everyone's kids but mine. My kids may whine a little bit when they're tired but are never loud or rude. Well at least not in public. We try to make sure if we do go out to eat with the kids we take them to family friendly restaurants

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 20:10:59 2016 No.8364541 My parents took me along sometimes to restaurants when I was a toddler. If I started crying, one of them took me out to the car until I either cut the bullshit, or the food got boxed up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 20:20:32 2016 No.8364560 This thread makes me want to hit my nephews to put fear in them. Also give them hatchets and teach them to chop wood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 20:27:15 2016 No.8364570 File: 40 KB, 574x628, 1481260333463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] unbehaved ones yes very much. some places will throw you out and charge you the meal that was never served. others execute the child to teach you a lesson in manners.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 23:47:31 2016 No.8365027

>>8362205
it's not just restaurants. i'd rather not hear crying, whining, loudass snot-nosed brats in public ever. i'd rather not have to wait for them to get the fuck out the way because they're too braindead to understand manners yet, i'd rather no one has to clean up after them, and i don't ever want to be in a position where i have to tell a kid to fuck off because he's unattended and bothering everyone. fuck kids they belong in schools until they're old enough to understand they're fucking worthless and don't deserve a grain of salt worth's of attention from anyone but their terrible parents.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 23:54:01 2016 No.8365041
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>drive back to hometown
>family gathering
>aunt and uncle have a 6yo
>mom brought a black forest cheesecake we whipped up real quick
>time for dessert
>little bastard rushes out to the kitchen and opens it up like he owns the damn place
>proceeds to take a quarter of the cut out pieces
>mom stops him and says ""maybe we should leave enough for everyone?"
>little fucker spit back "you're not my mom"
>mom instinctively reached out and cuffed him
>grabs the cake and drags it onto the floor
>shit settles down after mom stops his tantrum
>aunt did nothing the whole time
>after he sits down, uncle says "young man, you're grounded"
>about fucking time
>"no ipad for 2 days"

Please tell me it's frequency illusion and that not all new parents are this shitty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 00:41:53 2016 No.8365155 >>8365041 I don't know which I hate more, the parent that does nothing, or the parent that does nothing while SOMEONE ELSE punishes their kid. Like, for fucks sake, if you didn't want one maybe you should have used a fucking condomn.

Anonymous Tue Dec 13 01:42:44 2016 No.8365297
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>be a grumpy ex-army fuck
>take wife to a slightly upscale steak place for anniversary
>Little fucking shit at the table next to us is ignoring his parents and being a right little fuck
>slamming silverware
>screeching randomely
>demanding bread and then throwing it
>Little fucker makes the mistake of tossing his spoon and it hitting my god damn hand
>Wife says "Honey hes just a boy, just ignore him"
>Nod at her and try to calm down but then the little fuck hits his mom with a wadded up ball of bread
>IAMBECOMERAGE.jpg
>Bring up hand
>Slam hand down on top of the table and everyone jumps
>verbatim;
LISTEN HERE YOU SPOILED LITTLE SPAWN, THIS IS MY WIFE AND I'S ANNIVERSARY, AND YOU ARE REALLY PISSING ME OFF
>Knife hand him with a foot between my middle finger tip and his nose
YOU ARE EMBARRASSING YOUR FUCKING PARENTS IN PUBLIC, AND IF YOU WERE MY SON ID TAKE YOU INTO THE BATHROOM AND WHIP YOUR STUPID LITTLE HAMS TILL THEY TURN GOLDEN BROWN. IF YOU MAKE ONE MORE GOD DAMN NOISE IM GOING TO TOSS YOU AND YOURE STUPID LITTLE HIGH CHAIR OUT THE GOD DAMN WINDOW, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
>Resturant is dead silent
>Little kid is staring at me like i just clubbed a baby seal in front of him
>His dad is making that stupid shocked gaping fish face
>His mother just stares at the table
>Remove my hand and turn back to my wife, who is just silently laughing and hiding her face in her hands
>Manager walks over and kindly askes me to change tables
>Agree
>End up sitting in the patio and enjoying a nice meal

The manager was pretty bro and i refused to have my meal comped. The father wanted to press charges apparently after we were moved for a public disturbance but the police apparently went "eh" when he called them, so he bitched to the manager to have their mealed compensated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 01:46:38 2016 No.8365302 >>8362256 You are completely selfish and irrational, the world don't orbits around you and your children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 02:01:58 2016 No.8365324 >>8362256 ...why couldn't she just explain that her baby took a dump, and ask to use their bathroom? "No public restroom" could have been solved with a simple "It's either in your restroom, or on your table."

Anonymous Tue Dec 13 02:05:05 2016 No.8365330

When I was a kid I wasnt just a brat, I was a smart brat, I knew how to use threats of embarrassment at the age of 4.

>be child
>dont wanna go anywhere
>get taken to a resturant
>say something to the effect of "if I dont get what I want you will suffer"
>one time mom tried to call my bluff
>she did
>she called my bluff
>but I couldnt take the loss, fried ice cream was on the line
>threaten to embarrass her again
>"whatever"
>sit up from table and strip my clothes off and jump into the resturants indoor coin pond while screeching at the top of my lungs
>get kicked from resturant with mom
>she's furious and can never go back
>didn't try to call my bluffs until I was older

>be 8
>at resturant despite my thorough protests
>make an unreasonable demand
>mom attempts to call my bluff "you wouldnt dare"
>reply with "try me"
>intense standoff in front of waitress of pure laser eyes and silence
>she caves

>19
>on a date with my now ex
>waitress comes up to take our orders
>ask gf what she wants
>she says shes not hungry
>get myself a nice big meal because I was hungry
>waitress comes back with drinks and I stop her and ask gf if shes fine with nothing, because im not sharing my food when she declines to order anything
>insists shes fine
>waitress askes once more
>still says shes not hungry
>we chat
>food finally comes
>she immediately goes to grab some of my fries before the plate is on the table
>swat gf's hand
>everyone in the immediate area turns around
>gf is white as a ghost
>" you were asked three times if you wanted anything and you said no, youre not leeching my food when you already declined to order anything when youre not even paying."
>gf starts to cry
>continue eating my food while shes on the verge of summon a school of orca's from her boisterous wails
>break up with her in the parking lot and make her walk home and say "I'm not into dating children, so we're done, you can walk home."

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 02:05:40 2016 No.8365333 >>8365297 Nothing says impotent rage like knife hands. Be sure to calm yourself down with some winter green dip and a low carb monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 02:09:01 2016 No.8365340 >>8365330 this reads like three different heavily pixelated jpg stories you found on r/4chan and cobbled together poorly after seeing this thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 02:10:14 2016 No.8365342 >>8365340 I'm sorry you feel that way

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 02:15:29 2016 No.8365350 >>8365330 Unsubscribe

Anonymous Tue Dec 13 02:20:50 2016 No.8365355

>Be sitting at a nicer restaurant with family.
>Nice to reconnect with the folks and all but a screaming kid running down the isle is testing my patience.
>Mom tries to tell me to calm down as I drink a shaky bottle of water.
>Dad and brother just silently stare at me with a 'do it faggot' face.
>After the fifth pass I get up and stop his stomping screaming tirade with a simple stare.
>I have the scowl that can stop a crackhead from stealing damn ear anything, and this little shit is getting the full death glare.
>He runs back to his parents table as I walk towards him a few steps.
>Go back to my table like it never happened.
>Brother stole the butter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 02:23:45 2016 No.8365361 File: 134 KB, 640x356, 144825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8362696 >cost efficient Not all 21 year olds are broke college students

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 02:27:20 2016 No.8365370 >>8362696 It's fun to socialize

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 02:40:01 2016 No.8365391 >>8362696 >vodka and hawaiian punch >hawaiian punch You said 21, not 11. By the time I was 21 I was drinking martinis and hard liquor straight. Are you one of those weirdos who didn't drink until you were legal or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 05:47:27 2016 No.8365609 >>8365297 jesus fuck man, does army make you like that? Thanks for your service.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 06:05:07 2016 No.8365625 >>8363471 Lel sounds like Atlanta

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 09:26:22 2016 No.8365919 >>8364072 If genetics and manners (temperament) are unrelated, why are black children so utterly awful?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 09:46:38 2016 No.8365954 >>8362256 Wait she was breastfeeding and drinking coffee Wouldn't some of the caffeine end up in the breast milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 09:49:10 2016 No.8365960 >>8365297 >>>blogspot

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 09:51:35 2016 No.8365969 >>8365919 single mothers

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 09:57:53 2016 No.8365985 >>8365969 Then why is it a white single mothers white kid behaves better than the half black one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 10:08:05 2016 No.8366026 >>8365985 White single mother kids still behave pretty fucking horribly, so if they're any better I haven't noticed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 10:10:03 2016 No.8366032 >>8366026 They're still shitty, but the white kid is less shitty than the black one usually

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 10:10:52 2016 No.8366034 >>8365297 Fellow grumpy ex army here too anon. I feel your pain. That and when fuckers block an aisle or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 11:00:28 2016 No.8366136 If there is a god, man was originally conceived of as a demon and toddlers are the vestigial proof of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 11:08:03 2016 No.8366144 >>8366034 WHY THE FUCK DO THEY CANT THEIR CART 45 DEGREES AND THEN BROWSE THE FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER. FUCKING MOVE YOUR SHIT YOU WALKING BABY FACTORY. And then they stink eye you like youre rude for asking them to movr their cart... cunt

Anonymous Tue Dec 13 11:30:02 2016 No.8366185

It completely depends on the child.
When my son was an infant (I stress INFANT) we were able to take him with us everywhere, because he was a quiet, sweet-natured baby. However, from the time he learned to walk, until he was about 4 years old, we basically didn't go out to dinner anywhere, ever. He became a running, climbing, bundle of energy. You can't take an energetic child to a quiet restaurant, much less a child that will throw fits (which he didn't, but he was a runner). IN THE MEANTIME, though, we spent those years at home teaching him manners and etiquette, and by the time he was a little over 4, we were able to take him anywhere and he'd behave like a perfect gentleman. We also fed him all sorts of different foods, so he was never a picky eater. He's never ordered off a children's menu in his life.
The problem is most people don't have common sense and don't teach their children to respect others in public spaces, so....yeah, I guess restaurants should be able to ban children under a certain age, because that's the only way to keep idiots and their offspring out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 13:04:37 2016 No.8366383 >>8362208 FIRST POST, BEST POST.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 13:08:58 2016 No.8366394 >>8366144 >They stop the cart in the middle of the walkway after checking out. >Literally to look at the fucking receipt. >"It's called a walkway not a standway." >That moment when you do this and you hear a single bark of laughter behind you.

Anonymous Tue Dec 13 13:20:09 2016 No.8366419

>>8362205
In my favourite restaurant/bar it is a written rule, large print, eye height directly in the entrance and a helpful "no exeptions" underneath. The owner is thinking about getting a bigger sign.

To this day it boogles my mind why someone would take a kid there, it looks like a horrible pub from the outside, its not listed on any maps, tourist guides or similar and the owner doesn't offer any sort of parking spots.

The only guests are locals or people who happen to pass by.

Despite that he has a pretty good cook and a changing menu that usually offers 5 different meals a week. Good, simple, cheap and filling.

At first he was doing it as an experiment. Basically most complaints came from families about poor service for their kids and from regulars about screaming kids. After the change his earnings went up 20% he made it permanent.

Surprisingly enough we even have some business types show up now.

Anonymous Tue Dec 13 13:29:28 2016 No.8366448

>>8366144

>I usually ask loudly in my West Indian accent
>EXCUSE ME, CAN I GET A SQUEEZE PASS OVA HERE PLEASE?
>In surprise they almost drop whatever it is in their hand and fumble out of the way
>NICE, GIVE TANKS

Sometimes I even talk to them about shit in their cart or what I like about what they are looking at in the aisle or how nice the place is that I am visiting. Not because I am trying to make a point, but because I forget how disassociated with their surroundings 1st worlders can be as I forget where I am.

After realizing the fear in their eyes or noticing the spaghetti falling out of the cart I usually cut it short and move on wishing them a good day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 13:48:49 2016 No.8366526 >>8365330 sounds like she dodged a bullet

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 14:16:14 2016 No.8366605 File: 1.44 MB, 270x270, 1414654327928.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8362256 >sit down to have a nice coffee >smell something strange >some fat cow is changing her babby's nappy on the table next to you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 14:19:24 2016 No.8366610 >>8366605 And how is this worse than the general population sharting themselves in shopping malls constantly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 14:20:51 2016 No.8366616 >>8366610 Walking into Walmart is like walking into another dimension. I had no idea what kind of bottom dwellers lived near me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 14:27:04 2016 No.8366631 >>8366616 Saw a guy in a Denver Broncos t- shirt shit himself in McDonald's. Dirty bastard took a napkin and reached into his shorts, wiped the back of his upper leg and carried on eating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 14:29:30 2016 No.8366638 File: 796 KB, 266x240, 1479110327474.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8366631 No. I think I'm done with society.

Anonymous Tue Dec 13 14:31:55 2016 No.8366647

>>8366605
>Be at work.
>The horrible smell hits me before I see some Mexican woman changing her kid in the middle of a fucking isle.
>Tell her in Spanish that "this isn't a fucking Walmart you disgusting sow."
>Tell my boss latter that I don't know Spanish at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 14:33:32 2016 No.8366651 >>8366647 >>Tell my boss latter that I don't know Spanish at all. kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 18:00:03 2016 No.8367239 >>8366448 Ayy what island are you from also from the Caribbean

Anonymous Tue Dec 13 23:17:26 2016 No.8368068

Any retailfags here? Children by default are usually the reason for cleanups and obnoxious crying. And the mothers who open those sippy bags for their shitstain without paying for them and then find that their card was declined...it's almost worth putting up with their shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 00:50:29 2016 No.8368330 >>8366647 Savage as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 07:33:35 2016 No.8369018 >>8362205 Yes, it's called common sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 12:14:08 2016 No.8369554 >>8365985 >>8365919 That's why I said culture and other kids they hang out around

Anonymous Wed Dec 14 12:28:57 2016 No.8369590

>>8365954
Not immediately; it'll take some time for the caffeine to get absorbed into breastmilk. And even then, it's only a certain percentage of what you ingest so you can safely have a single cup (they don't recommend more than that though).

>>8366185
I'm in the same situation. As an infant my daughter usually slept or just people-watched. Nowadays (year and half) she is fine if you keep her busy with either food or an activity like a book or crayons or my phone. If there's none of that she gets antsy and needs to run around and explore everywhere. We usually bail pretty quick after finishing a meal. She is super cute tho, she also isn't a picky eater and really likes using her spoon and fork. Usually quiet too aside from excited babble if she really likes her food.

I can't imagine taking her to fine dining though, that'd be a fucking nightmare. I don't see a problem with age restrictions in such establishments.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 12:31:16 2016 No.8369594 >>8362205 it's actually a written rule

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 12:37:14 2016 No.8369610 >>8367239 Vincy. You?

Anonymous Wed Dec 14 12:38:54 2016 No.8369616

>Work in an independent burrito place
>Only a handful of seats, quite clearly a take-out place
>Pretty mixed racial groups coming in but 90% middle class due to location
>Black and asian kids generally really well behaved, watched over by parents, don't make a mess if they sit in
>The fucking white kids take 10 years to order, scream at me and their parents, get food everywhere and the parents never say a fucking word

makes me ashamed tbqh

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 12:42:16 2016 No.8369622 >>8362256 I work on a inner playground. I remember one time I caught a fatty changing her daughter diaper in the giant piano where the kids play barefoot.

Anonymous Wed Dec 14 16:15:45 2016 No.8370197

>older brother was dating a Mexican
>Mexican had a mentally hilarious little girl of 6 years old
>decide to treat everyone to a nice Italian restaurant one night
>older brother drags the Mexican and her spawn there as well
>damned kid keeps rocking back in her chair and yelling
>damned kid throws a roll at a waitress and hit her in the back of the head
>damned kid vomited on the table after eating ravioli

There's been few times in my life that I've wished late-late-ate term abortions were legal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 16:20:30 2016 No.8370210 >>8365333 boot detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 16:21:13 2016 No.8370216 >>8365330 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 16:22:57 2016 No.8370220 File: 43 KB, 666x666, don't do that.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8362256 What the fuck does she think the word albeit means

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 16:23:26 2016 No.8370221 >>8365302 how's your first day here going?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 16:41:20 2016 No.8370275 >>8366419 Sounds good, what & where is this place?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 17:03:56 2016 No.8370335 >>8368068 one the good things about working the late shift my friend, although you then have to deal with weird old hobos and transvestites. t. walgreens worker

Anonymous Wed Dec 14 17:10:38 2016 No.8370356

>>8366034
I fucking hate grocery shopping because of this, every time I need to go down an aisle there's always some fucking fatass old woman with her cart at an angle that makes sure nobody else can pass unless they ask her to move it, while she sits there comparing the prices of whatever the fuck without a care in the world

Why is it so hard to keep your cart flush with the side of the aisle so a lane is free, and have an idea of what you're looking for and your budget for it when you go in

Anonymous Wed Dec 14 17:15:53 2016 No.8370368

>>8368068
I used to work at Walgreens and I was in charge of the toy aisle

It was the fucking worst, it was consistently a disaster zone to clean up because parents liked to bring their young kids in and let them go run around unsupervised while they waited in line for their prescriptions, and most kids would grab everything off the shelf to look at it and then put it back in the wrong spot (if they bothered to put it back at all and didn't just leave it on the floor in the aisle)

That was my biggest issue with kids though, and more often than not spills and shit were caused by drunk people and old people, not children

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 17:31:26 2016 No.8370416 >>8365297 Wow. You're tough. Upvoted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 17:33:12 2016 No.8370421 >>8366034 Another tough guy. You two should hook up and sodomy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 17:42:51 2016 No.8370450 >>8369610 Dominica

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 17:45:03 2016 No.8370462 Yes. There's actually an unwritten rule that you shouldn't have children.

Anonymous Wed Dec 14 18:06:54 2016 No.8370528

A little shit pushed me over the edge and gave me an ulcer once. Kept running around screaming and throwing things. Only time he got quiet was when he tried to pickpocket other people there, so him shutting up wasn't able to let us relax.
Finally snapped and started shouting at the little squat and his most likely special needs parents until blood frothed at my mouth and needed a trip to the er.
Morphine does wonders for anger and shitstains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 18:38:28 2016 No.8370625 >>8363505 What a disgusting creature :=>)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 18:41:58 2016 No.8370636 >>8365330 most alpha male

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 18:46:41 2016 No.8370649 >>8362237 My restaurant has an 18+ rule. Doesn't matter though because adults are slobs anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 20:32:24 2016 No.8371003 File: 137 KB, 500x489, bullshit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8363515 >starts hitting his mom with the knife, mom doesn't do anything to him other than take the fork away

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 21:26:55 2016 No.8371141 >>8365330 Haha I tip my fedora to you sir

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 07:36:07 2016 No.8372345 >>8363505 No one will be there for you when you die

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 16:45:42 2016 No.8373577 File: 32 KB, 400x400, ogUhwmNe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8362256

Anonymous Thu Dec 15 16:48:21 2016 No.8373580

>>8362237
Is that even legal? It seems like it would open the floodgates of shit when parents complain they can't eat there and run to the media and start up Facebook petitions and firebomb your restaurant on Yelp. I thought you couldn't refuse service to anyone. I just know of that bakery who told the gay couple they wouldn't make them a wedding cake and ended up in court and eventually went out of business.

Anonymous Thu Dec 15 17:23:13 2016 No.8373671

>>8373580

It all depends on where you're at. In the United States Title 2 of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 which basically deals with discrimination of businesses against customers only makes provisions for race, color, religion, and national origin nothing about age. States can make civil rights laws that grant protection to additional groups, laws against discrimination based on sexual orientation is a common one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 18:00:42 2016 No.8373782 File: 60 KB, 640x960, 1462902505505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8373577

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 18:08:08 2016 No.8373805 >>8363050 It's more often than that, so don't make this all about daddy renting out your pooper.

Anonymous Thu Dec 15 20:26:41 2016 No.8374187

>>8370368
That summarized my time at Goodwill. The toy section was maddening. We always got a surplus of toys that only ONE person brought. However, the rest of the store, if not checked on regularity may as well have been ruined by children. I had to check a dumb bitch who 'left' her smoothie at the glass section. And one little chica, as cute as she was broke three porcelain bisque dolls.

Working in retail, the adults may as well be children with money.

>>8370335
When I wasn't bagging or cleaning shitstreaks in Kroger, I was pulling carts. Best fucking part about that job. I sometimes went to a nearby park and chilled for a minute or two if the store was full with carts. I even found carts outside the lot, so I had a reason to go out the boundaries.

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 09:08:25 2016 No.8375659

>>8365297
I was never bad or disrespectful unless I was being treated like baggage weight when my mom was dragging me around the panty and bra isle, or the make up isle when I was hungry. I fucking hated HATED HATED HATED with a burning never ending passion being dragged along Wal-Mart to just look at clothes for my mom. So she would yank and squeeze my tiny arm across the entire store to the restrooms just to spank me in the woman's bathroom. She was a stupid cunt who spent her money on frivolous shit when we were both starving. To this day she's just as bad.
>She probably didn't like her 6 year old son reminding her in front of the entire store why we were actually there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 10:43:38 2016 No.8375858 >>8362669 Where do you live? It's 18 for alcohol in Oz but never seen a 23+ pub

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:08:57 2016 No.8376850 >>8375659 She probably had no time for herself while raising your ungreatful ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:23:34 2016 No.8376894 I fucking hate white children

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:35:33 2016 No.8376919 >>8376894 >I hate fucking white children FTFY

>>	Anomynous Fri Dec 16 18:37:17 2016 No.8377123 >>8365391 You are a tremendous effeminate fruit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 18:44:09 2016 No.8377146 >>8373671 They've added sexual orientation as a federally protected class. But it's not in the Civil Rights Act, I don't know how Obummer did it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 19:40:00 2016 No.8377307 >>8377146 >t. Whimsical /pol/tard

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 19:42:06 2016 No.8377310 >>8376894 and yet i have never seen white children playing basketball in aldi

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:18:32 2016 No.8377392 >>8376850 Still no excuse to beat a little kid

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:26:31 2016 No.8377423 >>8365355 Upvoted xD

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:52:04 2016 No.8377649 >>8376894 White children are horrible, they believe they can say and do whatever they want

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 22:39:53 2016 No.8377760 I have an old story about this shit but I'm too drunk and lazy to repost it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 22:45:26 2016 No.8377775 >>8377423 savage

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 22:54:01 2016 No.8377814

>>8376850
Lol, I can't physically admit that I was that bad.
For how much I made up for how 'bad' I was on those few occasions in the panty isle makes a huge difference. I guess I'm just bragging. I was a pretty well-mannered child, especially at restaurants. I knew about the whole spitting in food thing, and I was never the youngest in public, so I didn't want to be the worst.

Some kids these days? The screaming and crying from isles over about not getting cookies and games? Lunacy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 23:18:08 2016 No.8377878 >>8370197 Being a cuck is shitty in more ways than one, really makes you think.

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