/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8351843]

>talking to a gringa friend
>telling her about alfajores
>look for a translation
>nope not a "caramel cookie"
>nope not a "fudge"

lmaooooooooooo so you yanks dont know what an alfajor is? and you feel proud about your """bakery"""""" tradition? you cant make that shit up.

[Anonymous No.8351865]

>nope not a "caramel cookie"

It's a caramel sandwich cookie. That's what it is.

[Anonymous No.8351867]

>>8351843
>a spaniard calling a whitey a "yank"

nice try, but you can't fool me you filthy bogan

[Anonymous No.8351872]

>>8351843

[Anonymous No.8351879]

>>8351865
>cookie

lol not everything round and baked is a cookie you dumb retard.

>>8351867
i just like the sound of it, yank.

[Anonymous No.8351883]

In what way is that not a caramel fudge cookie or anything other than a caramel fudge cookie?

[Anonymous No.8351908]

>>8351883

because when i searched for "caramel fudge cookie" all i got was disgusting pics of burnt pieces of shit you call cookies. we are not talking of the same thing here. its like you take pride on being ignorant mongs.

[Anonymous No.8351911]

>>8351908

Don't ya'll still have them beheading cartels running around?

[Anonymous No.8351920]

>>8351911
Argentina=/=Mexico

[Anonymous No.8351925]

>>8351908
You lack basic reasoning skills.

[Anonymous No.8351927]

>>8351911

wow more ignorance, how fitting.

look, i just want a term for this girl to understand what type of stuff are alfajores, do you have any?

[Anonymous No.8351930]

>>8351920
Oh. So you're just one of those irrelevant latin countries where brown people live.

[Anonymous No.8351956]

>>8351927
>>8351843
They look like little debbie snack cakes.

[Anonymous No.8351978]

>>8351879
It's definitely a sandwich cookie. It's caramel sandwiched between cookies. Being made from corn doesn't mean they aren't cookies.

[Anonymous No.8351980]

>>8351956
Yeah basically if he says "it's like a Little Debbie cocoa creme but with caramel" she'd know exactly what it was bit that's not actually what he wants he wants to seem mysterious and culturally superior but he's trying to use a fucking prepackaged cookie to do it. Just visualize this guy.

[Anonymous No.8351981]

>>8351978
>made with corn flour
Fucking dropped

[Anonymous No.8351983]

>>8351927
>look, i just want a term for this girl to understand what type of stuff are alfajores
No you fucking don't you stupid spic, you want a retarded way to criticize America because your irrelevant little shithole doesn't produce anything.

[Anonymous No.8351987]

>>8351981
just because your culture cant make anything good with it doesn't meant no one can

[Anonymous No.8352003]

>>8351956
>debbie snack cakes.

there is some resemblance, but that looks like a shitty product, dont want her to associate god tier alfajor to shit like that.

>>8351978
>caramel sandwiched between cookies.

not a cookie you dense faggot. and holy fuck, not "caramel" you damn inbred retard. again, not everything sweet and runny is made around your stupid corn syrup poison.

>>8351981
>>made with corn flour
>Fucking dropped

youre thinking of alfajores de maicena. they are coo, but not classic alfajor.

>>8351983
hothead.

[Anonymous No.8352009]

>>8352003
Caramel and dulce de leche are literally the same thing.

[Anonymous No.8352011]

>>8352003
Little debbie snack cakes look like shit. So do your alf things. I mean they literally look like little debbies with caramel poured in. I don't know what more you want. Tell her they're fancy snack cakes or something. Or find something that actually looks impressive to show off. Those things in your image look ten times more appetizing than the ones posted in your OP.

[Anonymous No.8352016]

>>8352011

there are lots of types of alfajores. but none is a fudge anything or a cookie, or a cake.

>>8352009
>american education strikes again

[Anonymous No.8352020]

look at this disgusting piece of shit source of diabetes right here and tell me its in the same class of an alfajor. just go ahead and do it.

[Anonymous No.8352026]

>>8352020
A steak is a steak no matter what part of the cow it comes from.

[Anonymous No.8352049]

>>8352026
i know youre trolling, but there are americans that literally think like that. for them everything meat is "beef", now: are they retarded? are they unable to manage more distinctions? for all i know, there are, tapapecho, sobrecostilla, asado, asiento, pollo ganso, choclillo, plateada, lomo liso, vetado, aletilla, posta rosada, posta negra, punta paleta, etc. and all these cuts go best with specific types of dishes, but that seems to be too much for some people.

[Anonymous No.8352051]

It's a caramel fudge sandwich cookie.

[Anonymous No.8352073]

>>8352049
Are you too retarded to understand the concept of general terms?

Flank steak and t-bone steak are both steak, regardless of your self-afflicted retardation.

[Anonymous No.8352103]

Don't know what to tell you op. We are telling you exactly what it is, but you're not listening.
Apparently your gay little cookie needs to join tumblr, since it too is a special snowflake of no defining gender.

[Anonymous No.8352112]

>what would you classify pepsi as, /ck/?
>no, it's not a soda, like that fucking Dr Thunder trash
>would you honestly compare pepsi to cactus cooler?
>you fucking mongs don't get it
>pepsi is different
>you don't understand

Oh we understand, you weird little faggot.

[Anonymous No.8352113]

>>8352003
>not everything sweet and runny is made around your stupid corn syrup poison.
>he thinks caramel is traditionally made with corn syrup


It's a fucking cookie you retard, it's a goddamn shitty cookie made out of compressed breadcrumbs or some shit, it's the lowest form of cooking, it's not even cooking, it's literally "tasty" tier garbage with a foreign name made to appeal to yuppies. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.8352130]

>>8352073
>>8352103
>>8352112
>>8352113

Behold average ameribaby retardation, everyone.

[Anonymous No.8352142]

>>8352130
>everyone that disagrees with me is American

Good lord, it's no wonder you boys never took back the islands, you're just too dumb.

[Anonymous No.8352143]

>>8352130
>American
Nice try, but no.
Do we still need to hold your hand and explain to you how to classify your processed snack foods, or are you leaving?

[Anonymous No.8352154]

>>8352130
Google the name of this thing you keep talking about. Literally everything that talks about it refers to it as a cookie.

Whether or not you think it's a cookie, that's what it's classified as, because that's what it is.

[Anonymous No.8352156]

>>8352142
>>8352143

Just a little to quick to deny there, ameridumbs.

[Anonymous No.8352174]

>>8352156
>dumb argie still thinks I'm a burger

You are always wrong, and you always lose.

[Anonymous No.8352182]

>>8351843
shut up you fucking racist faggot

[Anonymous No.8352188]

If you argue this much about terminology you're a fucking retard. THERE ARE CULTURES BESIDES YOUR OWN and if you go around calling them all ignorant and invalid you'll be sad and angry forever.

Here's a thought: maybe labels aren't all that important? Maybe the fact of the thing does and SHOULD run a little deeper?

Usage defines language. It's pizza if Chicagoans say it is, and that certainly doesn't diminish other types of pizza in any way. If you think it does, you are fucking stupid.

You are so dumb. WORDS DON'T MATTER. Just shut up. You're dumb.

[Anonymous No.8352190]

>>8351843
it's a fucking chocolate sandwich cookie with caramel inside. it's a goddamn cookie. fuck off.

[Anonymous No.8352197]

You americans are just way too sad and stupid for me to handle, I am leaving.

[Anonymous No.8352199]

>Place the butter and sugar in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a paddle attachment. Mix on medium speed, stopping the mixer to scrape down the sides of the bowl once with a rubber spatula, until the mixture is light in color and fluffy, about 3 minutes. Add the egg yolks, pisco or brandy, and vanilla and mix until incorporated, about 30 seconds. Stop the mixer and scrape down the sides of the bowl. On low speed, gradually add the reserved flour mixture and mix until just incorporated with no visible white pockets, about 30 seconds.

Sounds exactly like making chocolate chip cookies. How about you eat shit.

[Anonymous No.8352200]

>>8351872
LOL

[Anonymous No.8352202]

I just googled it. It's not even originally from Latin America but from Spain so stop stealing our culture you corn-eating, brown subhuman piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.8352227]

>at least I can feel superior about muh spechul cookie

this is almost as pathetic as that one poster from some third world shithole that kept asking "WHAT KIND OF SAUSAGE?" when someone mentioned Jimmy Dean. It turned out he was just asspained that his mudhut or whatever was bombed by the US. I think he was from Kosovo or Bosnia or one of those places that doesnt matter. So why are you so fuckin grumpy, OP, did an American sex tourist knock up your sister?

[Anonymous No.8352235]

>>8351983
america doesn't produce shit either, everything is made by chinese

[Anonymous No.8352241]

>>8352202
are you retarded?, it seems the argentinian was right, and everyone here is retarded

[Anonymous No.8352250]

>>8352241
>The archetypal alfajor entered Iberia during the period of al-Andalus.
Whats your point?

[Anonymous No.8352461]

>>8352235
Weren't you leaving?

[Anonymous No.8352466]

>>8352227
As a newfag, it's fascinating to see all the bitter /int/posting by Euros and others on this board.

[Anonymous No.8352475]

>>8352130
No one is calling chicken beef, you fucking mong. A steak is a God damn steak. Shit, you can pork steak! Did you know that?

[Anonymous No.8352488]

>>8352475
I can pork your mom too! Did you know that?

[Anonymous No.8352770]

lmao @ ur salt, guys.

but, still, how would you translate the word "alfajor"? i wont leave until you guys give me a valid answer.

[Anonymous No.8352783]

>yfw op is american
>mfw errybody's trolled

[Anonymous No.8352797]

>>8352770
i'd translate it as 'beaner food' you spic

[Anonymous No.8352800]

>>8352073
Why are you responding to it?

[Anonymous No.8352805]

>>8352770
It's just confectionary.

You can't translate it as it's the name of a product unless you are trying to be clever and referring to the Arabic origin of the word associated with it?

[Anonymous No.8353073]

>>8351843

Only Spanish Alfajor are good, that's some South American bastard child of an alfajor's retarded cousin and a little debbie cake

Pic related, an actual alfajor

[Anonymous No.8353167]

>>8351843
Your mom's an Alpha Whore.

[Anonymous No.8353218]

che boludito se te nota lo nuevo
tenes autismo clinico no?

[Anonymous No.8353238]

>>8352770
I would describe it as having the texture of smooth creamy beans

[Anonymous No.8353257]

AGUANTE LOS PIBES

[Anonymous No.8353268]

>>8353073
Parece salchichón de chocolate.
Aguanten los de maicena

[Anonymous No.8353273]

>>8351843
Says the faty uruguayo in France eating up french snacks and playing the culture games.

[Anonymous No.8353274]

>Se trata de una golosina originaria de la gastronomía del Al-Ándalus.
EL MORO AJAKAKASKASKKSAKSA

[Anonymous No.8353299]

>>8352770

[Anonymous No.8353304]

>>8351980
they're filled with dulce de leche, not caramel. But yeah, that's a pretty apt description, far as I can tell.

[Anonymous No.8353313]

>>8351843
Must admit the mexi's have superior snackcake technology, that shit you can get at walmart with the spanish on the packaging is goat

[Anonymous No.8353315]

>>8351843
Calm down, beaner.

[Anonymous No.8353320]

Looks like a ding dong with caramel in the middle.

[Anonymous No.8353328]

>>8353304
It's caramelized milk you pretentious spic.

[Anonymous No.8353339]

ITT: Why we shouldn't let ESLs post outside of /int/

[Anonymous No.8353380]

>>8353339
agreeded

[Anonymous No.8353408]

>>8353328
Not that guy but caramel as most people think of it and Dulce de leche taste very different although they are similar.

[Anonymous No.8353429]

>>8352466
Yeah. /ck/ is basically /int/ with more tendies. It seems to fluctuate. For a few months this board will be calm and contain threads about recipes and actual cooking (and alcoholism). Then for another few months it's nothing but shitposting about Americans. Do they not have their football during late fall and winter, maybe?

[Anonymous No.8353437]

ARGENTINA IS NOT WHITE.

This has been a PSA

[Anonymous No.8353742]

che choris

[Anonymous No.8353751]

>>8352011
>alf things

[Anonymous No.8353776]

>>8351843
Reported for shitposting.

Saged.

[Anonymous No.8353780]

>>8351911
Same as you have cops gunning people down my gringo friend.

[Anonymous No.8353939]

>>8353780
>cops shooting criminals
I don't see the problem.