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>Burnt some popcorn 2 days ago and threw it outside
>Haven't cooked anything today
>Kitchen keeps refilling with smoke even though nothing's on and I've been airing out the house
What's happening?

>> No.8345742
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8345742

Demons.
You need to run.

>> No.8345966
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>>8345720
>smoke with no source

Literally a house fire. Get out right fucking now and call the fire department.

>> No.8346048

>>8345966
Yeah, a house fire that hasn't grown in 2 days. Genius

>> No.8346057

>>8346048
>he hasn't heard of rogue fires
RIP IN PIECE OP ;_;7

>> No.8346077

>>8345966
This
Get to it, OP

>> No.8346093

>>8346048
>It's not a house fire because I don't think a house fire would behave like this

Last thoughts before burning alive

>> No.8346173

OP tell us more

>> No.8346188

Popcorn's vengeful spirit is haunting your dumb ass. You need to exorcise it. Call up a preist and get 10 McChickens (tbffs), they're needed for the ritual.

Godspeed you, retard

>> No.8346202

Isn't it fucking obvious that something is still burning since then you dumb fuck?

Retrace your steps, wherever you threw out the burning stuff, check for smoke, throw some extra water of it
Same with whatever you used to burn the popcorn, check for smoke there

From your post I get this feeling like you've just been sitting around the house for 2 days, and after 48 hours of discomfort your first thought is to post on fucking 4chan
>I'm getting mad from this shit more than I should

>> No.8346203

Are you living in a warehouse?

>> No.8346205

Maybe you have a squater who's been hiding in your house?

>> No.8346212

>>8346048
Slow-burn (smoldering) fires are a thing.

>> No.8346213

>>8345720
Maybe the smoke isn't coming from inside the house but rather an open window

>> No.8346216

>>8346203
Ha

>> No.8346284

op is you dead

did you call the fire department you dumb fuck

>> No.8346288

>>8345720

Check to make sure you electric is properly grounded.

There will be a neutral line to your house, and a grounding rod. If the neutral line gets disconnected, you can get electrical fires similar to what you are describing where you smell smoke and can't figure out why. They don't always set the whole house on fire... but can do so.

>> No.8346744

OP is dead

>> No.8346842

>>8345720
OP PLS RESPOND

>> No.8347096

>>8346203
ayyyyy

>> No.8347103

>>8346213
So aliens are making the smoke?!

>> No.8348051

what if OP is the smoke?

>> No.8348166

>>8348051
then who was fire?

>> No.8348277

>>8348166
I didn't start it

>> No.8348865

>put pot roast in oven
>20 minutes later whole house smell like meat

happens every time. I had the landlord come out and he couldn't figure it out either.

>> No.8348920

>>8346188
Fucking cancer

>> No.8348933

OP here

I left the burner on, but the smoke is still present

>> No.8348938

>>8348933
For 2 days?
Jesus Christa maybe you do deserve to burn

>> No.8348941

>>8348933
How does it feel being a ghost watching a nigger fuck your wife in the ashes that used to be your house

>> No.8348943

>>8348933
>>8348938
pretty much this

>> No.8348945
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8348945

Op, is that you?

>> No.8348977

OP here

I'm surrounded by flames and the smoke is making it hard to breathe.
What do?

>> No.8348989

>>8348977
Use your pee-pee to put out the flame. Blow really hard to get rid of the smoke.

>> No.8348995

>>8348989
Ok, but what do I do about the pee that got in my mouth? There's still lots of smoke

>> No.8349106
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8349106

Real OP here, can't believe this thread is still up.

The smoke is till here but it's not hot. I poured some nestea on the popcorn brick and it released some black mist but it's cold so I threw it away.

No idea where all this smoke is coming from with all my shit turned off, there's no fire, I've just been eating kitkats for two days now.

>>8346288
Where's that?

>>8346284
There's no fire my man, it's just smoke

>> No.8349128

>>8349106
Do you have an old radiator in your building?

>> No.8349129

>>8346203
I don't get it.

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>>8349106
>There's no fire my man, it's just smoke

>> No.8349146

>where there's smoke there's fire

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>>8349106
>There's no fire my man, it's just smoke
What do you think causes smoke?

>> No.8349163

>>8349146
THEY KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN

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>>8348865
Fucking kek

>> No.8349347

>>8349106
>what is a non-emergency number

>> No.8349395

>>8349347
This, don't be stupid op

If your car started smoking, would you just shrug it off?

>> No.8349403

>>8349106
You only ate 5 in two days?
Are you even lift?

>> No.8349460

>>8349395
I did that once. Turned out it was my shoe that was being burnt through the floorboard.

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8349464

OP is this you?

>> No.8349602

>>8349460
>>8349464
>>8349106

OP, what type of fucking hell hole do you live in? I want to say you're shitposting but something deep down tells me that this is genuine and a cry for help. Have you tried contacting your parents? Maybe you should turn off the power and go visit them for a week. Stop, get a hot dish, a bottle of wine or liquor and tell them that you want to hang out. Maybe you'll figure out what went wrong

>> No.8349703

>>8346203
kek

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