/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Mon Dec 5 13:32:18 2016 No.8339696 [DELETED]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2614525/2pm-lie-ins-daily-Fuhrer-Cake-Hitlers-former-maid-mountain-retreat-reveals-break-silence-71-years.html

>As far as his closest aides were aware, he kept to a strict healthy diet and drank only lukewarm water.

>But Adolf Hitler would regularly stave off attacks of midnight munchies by tucking into specially made ‘Fuhrer Cake’ and other gooey treats.

>A ‘Fuhrer Cake’ – an apple cake strewn with nuts and raisins – had to be baked each day and left out every night for him to raid like a naughty schoolboy as the rest of the household slept.

>He would raid the kitchen after staying up late talking to guests and rarely get up before 2pm, according to a maid who worked at his mountain retreat in Bavaria.

>you will never share a Führer cake with Adolf late at night giggling as you sneak past SS guards who pretend not to notice

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 13:44:38 2016 No.8339739

The article doesn't really go into details much about this Fuhrer Cake.

I originally had in mind something like pic related but thinking about it further, I'm fairly certain that strudel would be a popular apple based cake thing from that region.

Anyone else have further info about this Fuhrer Cake? I'd quite like to have a go at making one.

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 13:54:05 2016 No.8339759

>and left out every night for him to raid like a naughty schoolboy

>be staying with the Hitlers
>wake up in the middle of the night
>step out of your room to use the restroom
>see Adolf
>"Mr. Hitler, what are you doin-?"
>He holds a finger to his lips with a smile
>"Come with me, we're launching a blitzkrieg on the fridge!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 13:55:32 2016 No.8339764 >>8339739 >I'd quite like to have a go at making one. http://allrecipes.com/recipe/7915/german-apple-cake-i/ Take pics too mein kamarade

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 14:05:45 2016 No.8339784
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>>8339739

I made it for Christmas two years ago. It was a hit and it became a new tradition.

2 cups white sugar
1/2 pound butter
3 eggs
3 cups sifted all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 cup chopped walnuts
3 cups sliced Macintosh apples

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
Butter and flour one 10 inch tube pan.
Cream together the butter and sugar.
Add eggs one at a time beating well after each addition. Set aside.

Sift together the flour, salt, baking soda, cinnamon and nutmeg. Add to wet ingredients and mix well. Stir in vanilla, walnuts and apples. Mix well and pour into prepared pan.

Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for approximately 1 hour or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean.

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 14:14:56 2016 No.8339803

>>8339784
>>8339764

Thanks y'all, that's mighty white of you to help me out, I much appreciate it.

I'll get the ingredients together for this one and post pictures of my results. With the cinnamon and nutmeg, it should actually be quite a nice winter cake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 14:15:02 2016 No.8339804 >>8339759 Hitler seems like such a goofy, child-like wonder when you hear about anything he did outside his speeches.

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 14:18:51 2016 No.8339813

>>8339804

His Girlfriend Eva planned out a wedding for one of Hitler's secretaries. Hitler agreed to go as her official date. Count Ciano, Mussolini's son-in-law and ambassador to Hitler showed up at the last minute and not only did Hitler break the date, he had Eva confined to her bedroom for the duration of the marriage and celebration in case Ciano reported it back to Mussolini.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 14:20:08 2016 No.8339815 >>8339759 OY VEY DON'T HUMANIZE HITLER, IT'LL LEAD TO ANODDAH SHOAH

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 14:25:22 2016 No.8339829 >>8339803 Looking forward to it! If I may, here is a piece of music that would make for a nice listen as you bake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=891JUSQplzU

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 14:29:19 2016 No.8339842 is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 14:30:14 2016 No.8339848 >>8339759 >>8339696 This makes it sound like Hitler was living in an Enid Blyton novel. >1939 >being a naughty german >going to die küchen to sneak some führer cake back to meine room Oh, Hitler!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 14:56:26 2016 No.8339917 >>8339759 >Come vith me, ve are launching a blitzkrieg on ze fridge FTFY

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 15:28:52 2016 No.8340028
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>Hitler, “had a small fund of jokes,“ recalled Misch, who is now 90.

“The boss was said to be particularly fond of a couple jokes and told the best ones over and over,“ he said.

>One joke that Hitler liked to tell was at the expense of his pompous Luftwaffe chief Hermann Goering. Goering was a man forever designing himself new uniforms and giving himself new orders and decorations.

>“One day,“ Hitler used to say, “Mrs. Goering came into the bedchamber and found her husband waving his Field Marshall‘s baton over his underwear.

>“‘Hermann, darling, what are you doing?‘ she inquired.

>“‘I am promoting my underpants to overpants!‘“

>Joseph Goebbels told Hitler a latest scurrilous rumour: that the immensely vain Goering went to bed wearing medals on his pyjamas. Hitler liked the story so much,that he ordered Hoffmann to make some medals out of gold and silver foil as well as a bombastic citation for bravery to be presented to Goering.”

Oh Hitler

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 15:35:48 2016 No.8340050 >this thread Wow. Just...wow. you're literally humanizing the most evil and despicable man in history. He killed over 9 million people for fucks sake! What is wrong with you guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 15:40:10 2016 No.8340065 >>8340050 It's good to humanize these people because it reminds you everyone and anyone is capable of evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 15:40:54 2016 No.8340069 File: 203 KB, 1024x714, American woman kissing Hitler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hitler gets a surprise smooch from a very excited American woman at the Olympics.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 15:43:22 2016 No.8340077 >>8340065 except its fucking Hitler? You know, the dude who killed over 6 million innocent jews? The Nazi racist who destroyed the Jewish people? You make me fucking sick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 15:43:25 2016 No.8340079 >>8340050 >Wow. Just...wow. you're literally humanizing the most evil and despicable man in history. Yes goyim Mao and Stalin dindu nuffin

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 15:45:34 2016 No.8340084 >>8340077 >destroyed the Jewish people. >Got them Israel quicker then any deal Jew made with goy before him

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 15:48:40 2016 No.8340095 File: 23 KB, 242x306, rommel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340077 0.10 shekels have been deposited into your account goyim tfw the holocaust didn't actually happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 15:51:45 2016 No.8340106 >>8340050 remember the 60 gazillion goyim :^)

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 15:52:34 2016 No.8340109

>>8340065
This. Humanizing Hitler makes the evil much more terrifying than pretending he was some supernatural, once in a millenia, monster.

Hitlers are lurking everywhere waiting for the right conditions to surface again (or perhaps they already have.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 15:53:46 2016 No.8340113 File: 58 KB, 480x384, 1455636217678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340077 Simmer down, Schlomo. You're causing a huge commoshoahn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 15:54:37 2016 No.8340116 File: 309 KB, 680x707, cucktastic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340077

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 15:56:18 2016 No.8340121 >>8340109 I can only hope!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 16:03:44 2016 No.8340136 >>8340050 Its actually 16 million. Don't let the media continue to downplay what may be the largest genocide in history. Spread the truth and keep fighting the good fight, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 16:05:02 2016 No.8340142 >>8340136 I heard it was 60 million oy vey

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 16:05:44 2016 No.8340146 >>8340077 6 million is what the racist media reports. It's actually between 16 and 26 million

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 16:08:20 2016 No.8340158 File: 518 KB, 1920x1920, 1478189312924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340050 >>8340077

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 16:09:20 2016 No.8340162 cake is so fucking disgusting, how could a grown man want to eat it all the time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 16:11:27 2016 No.8340167 >>8340050 >He How DARE you assume his gender you CIS piece of garbage

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 16:16:19 2016 No.8340179 >>8340109 >implying the world doesnt need people like Hitler more than ever. Im being serious when I say he was a hero.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 16:19:34 2016 No.8340184 File: 76 KB, 630x344, We love Hitler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340050

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 16:55:46 2016 No.8340289 >>8340179 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 18:25:02 2016 No.8340504 >>8339696 was hitler a NEET?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 18:26:25 2016 No.8340509 >>8339784 I'm making this for a friendsmas eve party. It sounds delicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 18:42:04 2016 No.8340553 >>8339696 >Hitler was a vegan #NotMyFuhrer

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 18:43:06 2016 No.8340559 >>8339804 Hes such a silly tyrant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 18:48:01 2016 No.8340577 >>8340077 He killed a lot of jews yeah but he hardly destroyed them they seem to have mostly recovered. But even if he had killed every last one theres nothing wrong with talking about him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 18:49:44 2016 No.8340583 >>8340553 Hitler was a vegetarian for health reasons first and foremost. He never pushed it on anyone. Hitler, it appears, has more tact then 99 percent of those in the vegan/gluten free lifestyle

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 18:53:39 2016 No.8340609 ΙΤΤ:Edgelords being edgy right-wing extremists when IRL they get stomped by glorious antifa comrades :) ontopic this cake sounds delicious,i'm gonna try and make it desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 18:53:46 2016 No.8340610 >>8340583 wtf I love Hitler now?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 18:53:53 2016 No.8340611 >>8339696 Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:04:39 2016 No.8340649 >>8340611 Hitler stayed up past his bedtime

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:08:17 2016 No.8340659 >>8340649 And snuck cake back to his war room for a late night snack. What a naughty boy, staying up late and eating sweets every night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:10:17 2016 No.8340668 File: 258 KB, 1300x960, antifa comrades.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340609 >glorious antifa comrades :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:12:43 2016 No.8340682 >>8340659 I'm sorry, but can I get a few /thread-a-roonies on this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:14:53 2016 No.8340691 >>8340682 /thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:19:36 2016 No.8340711 >>8340050 >>8340077 Sorry Captain Brainwashed, but the world would be a much better place if the UK and US just let Hitler do his thing with Yurop, and then develop alliances with him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:21:01 2016 No.8340715 >>8340711 Hitler was controlled opposition

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:29:44 2016 No.8340752 >>8339842 No, only Gordon canned Hamsey can take that title

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:31:56 2016 No.8340756 >>8340611 Eh he did a couple of bad things some good sure but he was a terrible person in the end. I blame his mommy issues

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:34:28 2016 No.8340762 >>8340682 What board is this meme from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:54:51 2016 No.8340842 >>8340762 After some quick google searching, I believe this is a home-grown /ck/ meme of the "forced" type.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:57:16 2016 No.8340855 >>8340842 Ah, that explains why it's shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:02:57 2016 No.8340876 >>8339759 Cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:45:42 2016 No.8341006 >>8340077 >innocent

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 21:13:43 2016 No.8341121 >>8340609 You guys did great stopping Drumf and brexit :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 21:24:46 2016 No.8341152 >>8340050 oy vey don foiget da 6 gorillion!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 21:31:48 2016 No.8341182 >>8339784 For the apples anon was there anyway specific you cut them? Like do you do a fine chop after slicing or just whole slices?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 21:45:39 2016 No.8341226 >>8339696 >A ‘Fuhrer Cake’ – an apple cake strewn with nuts and raisins Recipes anywhere?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 22:09:11 2016 No.8341281 File: 198 KB, 550x535, 1474872395059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8339759 >you will never be friends with Hitler

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 22:16:30 2016 No.8341307 >>8340077 Yes I love humanizing war criminals like Hitler and Clinton.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 23:27:53 2016 No.8341524 File: 1.20 MB, 300x220, 1310187717507.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8341281 wasn't expecting this feel

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 23:47:32 2016 No.8341590 File: 35 KB, 200x170, Sad-Frog-Meme-Funny-27.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8341281 What are these feels??

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 23:51:36 2016 No.8341603 File: 52 KB, 640x596, e11569b9b870b278f9dd141583ed787c2122586b311e640cf68f7a991fbf719e_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340609 >glorious antifa comrades

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 23:51:37 2016 No.8341604 File: 80 KB, 403x403, 14:88 tfw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8341281

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 23:59:30 2016 No.8341625 >>8340050 But Hitler was right, do you actually know anything about him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:00:37 2016 No.8341629 File: 2.41 MB, 1575x1302, 1443549871433-2-pol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8341281 One day, we will all be friends with Hitler. In the skies, anon. Of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been".

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:01:33 2016 No.8341632 >>8340077 >Judea declares war on Germany Forgotten something bitch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:06:06 2016 No.8341645 >>8340050 >He did you just assume his gender, you cis shitlord?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:11:24 2016 No.8341664 >>8341629 Is that seriously all shit kikes have claimed about the holohoax?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:11:55 2016 No.8341665 >>8340077 >innocent jews lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:12:42 2016 No.8341668 >>8341664 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:18:01 2016 No.8341679 File: 90 KB, 700x700, faggotsu_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8341281 >Being Black and knowing that Hitler will hate you even though your personalities are compatible for friendship.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:20:51 2016 No.8341686 >>8341679 are you a grill?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:21:34 2016 No.8341688 >>8341686 No. Do I type like a grill?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:21:50 2016 No.8341690 >>8341679 He liked muslims, convert and he'd be your bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:34:44 2016 No.8341728 >>8341688 that or a fag. i gave you the benefit of the doubt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:36:31 2016 No.8341733 >coming up in this exclusive interview >we talk to hitler's guard's former roommate's second cousin's third ex-wife's son about something he might have heard about hitler once >then we print it as fucking news it's the history channel all over again

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:38:05 2016 No.8341738 >>8341679 Hitler had no problem with Blacks. There were black Nazis. Believing that every race deserves a homeland =/= hating races other than your own.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:44:10 2016 No.8341752 >>8340077 We're talking about the fucking cakes he ate do you have to get political?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:47:51 2016 No.8341762 >>8341679 he literally congratulated jesse owens when the us wouldn't

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:50:26 2016 No.8341765
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>>8341679
I hate you too, but it's not because you're black, although it is definitely a factor. I mean, it technically is because you're black, but not solely on just the color of your skin. I just don't trust you people.

I don't mean YOU people, like in a racist way, but like, just black people in general. Have you ever watched Maury? If you have, you'll get what I'm trying to say. You people are kinda gross.

And once again, I don't mean YOU people in a fucked up way.

You know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:51:23 2016 No.8341768 File: 33 KB, 601x695, 1412968167080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8339696 >>8339759 >>8341281 I didn't expect to get those feels tonight.

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:55:30 2016 No.8341778
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>>8341765
If you felt the need to make this post completely apropos of fuckall then you probably do mean it in a fucked up way my fellow pair of bargain cotton briefs from walmart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:57:54 2016 No.8341786 >>8341778 Come on bro it's not like that. I know you've seen Maury. You know what I'm trying to say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 01:07:24 2016 No.8341799 >>8340050 >you are literally humanizing Hitler was human. Relax.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 01:08:31 2016 No.8341802 >>8340142 60 million? How dare you. How could you forget the other 120 million that died, you disrespectful shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 01:11:59 2016 No.8341809 File: 24 KB, 400x400, 1475726514356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8341728 >Fag Maybe cause of the image I've posted. >>8341786 >Maury That is unfair. Trashy show, starring Trashy people for trashy audience. Anyway, more Hitler memes.

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 01:23:03 2016 No.8341829
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>>8340050
Imagine how many more people would cook if he had succeeded. There wouldn't be so many entitled pricks demanding Starbucks drinks and gluten-free bullshit.

>tfw you will never enjoy a hearty German supper prepared by your loving and voluptuous blonde wife, Helga.

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:04:47 2016 No.8341938

>>8340065
Basically this.

Monsters aren't created in labs or summoned from the abyss, they become from their lives and their actions.

He liked staying up all night watching movies, while eating lots of candy, who else doesn't? That's what a person does, even a genocidal and villainous person.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:13:37 2016 No.8341961 File: 71 KB, 507x673, 1440269809987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8339696 >He would raid the kitchen after staying up late talking to guests and rarely get up before 2pm oh my god, Hitler really was one of us

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:16:27 2016 No.8341967 File: 130 KB, 960x719, 1441742702528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8341664 dude. you don't even know.

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:25:22 2016 No.8341990
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>>8340050
>Wow. Just...wow. you're literally humanizing the most evil and despicable man in history.

Well, the point is that Hitler WAS a human and the lesson you ought to learn is that if humans can do shit like that once, they can do it again.

There's a YouTube video that's a recording of Hitler and Finland's Marshal Mannerheim having a normal conversation and Hitler has a disturbingly soothing voice, he even makes German pleasant to listen to.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_and_Mannerheim_recording

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:34:49 2016 No.8342008 File: 361 KB, 2242x1320, 1471871573276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8341961 Dude you have no idea

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:54:14 2016 No.8342053 >>8341182 I peel, then slice thin, then diced it. Don't want too large or thick apple slices.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 04:52:12 2016 No.8342285 >>8341990 German is always pleasing to listen to compared compared to the pig squiggle ear rape CHING CHONG LING LONG

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:11:31 2016 No.8342311 >>8340504 >NEET He was the biggest robot ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:58:38 2016 No.8342369 File: 128 KB, 547x574, tug naród wspaniały, ale ludzie kurwy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8341281 >tfw Hitler came to your funeral, and during WW2 even left flowers on your grave

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:59:50 2016 No.8342370 >>8341967 Well now im starting to understand why so many people think the holocaust never happened claim retarded shit like that people are bound to push equaly retarded shit against it.

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 06:07:41 2016 No.8342386

You all should watch Max (2002) It's about a young Hitler fresh from the war making friends with a Jewish art dealer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jrs7qk503Y
>"Come on, Hitler! Let's go get some Lemonade!"

>"Come one Hitler, let's go and talk to some girls!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 09:14:10 2016 No.8342647 > an apple cake strewn with nuts and raisins >>8339784 > no raisins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 09:22:16 2016 No.8342661 >>8341765 This gif upsets me

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 10:55:19 2016 No.8342873 >>8342647 then add a cup of raisins you fucking autist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 11:01:20 2016 No.8342898 >>8342008 that's some elliot rodger's supreme gentleman tier autism right there >this bumbling idiot is still idolized by certain groups of people with room temperature IQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 11:03:06 2016 No.8342905 >>8339759 Hola reddito

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 11:03:32 2016 No.8342911 >>8341752 Well with the influx of redditors and tumblr cunts coming here cause of /pol/, it was bound to happen. I think that anon was fishing for (You)s though.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 12:02:33 2016 No.8343099 >>8342647 >raisins the ruiner of literally any cake

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 12:03:31 2016 No.8343103 >>8342898 >The bad man is satan! he couldnt ever have any human qualities! wah!

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 12:23:43 2016 No.8343188

>>8343103
>throwing furious shitfits because he's just a frustrated shut in spergmaster
>human qualities

also, where I said anything about being evil? I was just pointing to the fact that he clearly shows signs of a serious mental illness common with other people living in the spectrum
I can see why you relate to him, though...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 12:25:59 2016 No.8343197 >>8341752 he's just some /pol/tard shitposter fishing for (you's) with stale bait the fact that most of the people answering to him are frogpost-tier retards also from /pol/ should tell you enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 12:30:26 2016 No.8343208 >>8341765 This gif is fantastic

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 12:32:46 2016 No.8343220 >>8340050 >not knowing /ck/ is a /pol/ colony

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 12:58:08 2016 No.8343263 >>8341679 the Nazi's treated Jesse Owens better than the Americans did

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 13:00:27 2016 No.8343268 File: 2 KB, 251x65, 8FCDF579-7076-4228-A06C-901579653DDB-566-000000FCBA40A46D_tmp.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340077 Related

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 13:33:37 2016 No.8343377
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>>8340752
MPW fits much better. A skilled misanthrope who has no qualms using ingredients other prissier chefs would consider forbidden, like ketchup. Also Ramsay loves attention and is great in social situations, MPW is often awkward and frequently uncharismatic.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 14:16:10 2016 No.8343486 >>8343099 exactly why I forego it in the recipe I posted. I better >>8342647 likes oatmeal raisin cookies as well.

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 14:20:45 2016 No.8343503
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>>8339815
this kind of humanization is exactly what will prevent a shower. People don't want to accept that hitler is just a fucking dude. Jews weren't especially bad, nor is his racism particularly stringent. Central europe was roaring in that shit since before darwin fueled the fire (by accident). Hitlers do bad things when you forget their humanity and idolize or villify individuals beyond the scope of their personhood, causing the next dictitorial purge regime to come upon us uncontested because we satisfy ourselves that no one could be as evil as this douchbag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 14:24:03 2016 No.8343517 >>8343503 But I like taking showers.

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 15:07:35 2016 No.8343628
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>>8342370

It's so bad, there are so many untruths on each side, that I've come to a "moderate" version. People die when you put them in tiny camps and treat them like shit, it started happening to the Japanese we interned during WW2 pretty quickly even though we didn't intend to kill them. The real crime is the unwillingness to reassess and improve prisoner conditions when diseases like dysentery start to spread , the unwillingness to feed or clothe them properly that starts that process in the first place, etc. Imprisoning people without killing them, especially a lot of people, is very expensive and Germany bit off more than it could chew. I don't think there was a genuine attempt at genocide nor did the Germans labor under the idea a genocide would even be possible.

Sure you get survivors who say all kinds of crazy shit happened but most of them are being pro-Jew political to fuel Jewish geopolitical primacy. Others are vulnerable to the fact that each time a memory is recalled it's rewritten a little, slowly over dealing with their trauma and being asked repeatedly to talk about it they genuinely remember things that were probably camp rumors as a full-on truth which they witnessed. The fact that having this opinion is some kind of "crime" in Europe when you're perfectly free to announce that, say, Marie Antoinette was actually a velociraptor strikes me as having geopolitical reasons behind it, the Jews made it a crime because they had the money and influence to deem it one.

I'm actually fine with Jews themselves but nothing excuses Israel from the fact it's a crackerjack nuclear-armed Jewish theocracy that lobbies the fuck out of for it's own benefit only and that could stop the killing in the West Bank but won't because it wants to have it's Furhercake and eat it too.

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 15:10:16 2016 No.8343635

>>8343503
I dunno man Jews made up a huge proportion of communist leaders that provoked uprisings, slaughtered innocents, and undermined the war effort of the central powers. Fascism was as anticommunist as it was antijewish, it just happened that often those were the same target. Just read about Béla Kun or the Bavarian communist revolution.

On the other hand, matza balls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 15:22:06 2016 No.8343677 >>8340077 desu Jews didn't even have it that bad relative to most of the other minority groups, they just whine more pls go back to lleddit so we can talk about hitler's favourite foods

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 15:25:10 2016 No.8343682

>>8343635
pretty much irrelevant. Would have happened the same way with any in group and out group and power seekers. The rise of communism was driven against the poverty of industrial revolution for the non wealthy before the rise of socialism. You can only really pull off agressive revolution like the communist efforts had when citizens are poor enough to risk it, and even the overthrowers have to weigh their likelyhood of not getting killed off verses leaving things where they are right now. It was the prevailing regime's duty to deal with those things that cause those revolts or the situation wouldn't have gotten like that. similarly Germany underwent just the same thing that put hitler on the seat of power becuase they too where poor enough that this kind of power grab became worth the risk. And jews in particular where not responsible for the whole of the treaty of Versailles, which was the real reason germany was fucking screwed in the first place.

Germany just happened to be situated in an area where intense racism was common place and fervent. If hitler didn't throw them and all the other "degenerates" under the bus during his campaign to seize power, The other competing factors would have used it as a political tool and edge just the same. Weather hitler personally drank the koolaid or didn't, his job was to inspire the trust and fervor of the masses during his uprising and among key decision makers that could help him. The outcome of an extremely xenophobic and socially regressive regime was predetermined over a hundred years before hitlers rise over each generation's attitudes before him. Combine that with the human propensity to listen to anyone in a white coat holding a clipboard and it's not hard to see how nazism took hold. It wasn't because one angry guy and his posse convinced a bunch of masses to be racist. (not that you couldn't do that, just look at Trump)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 15:57:53 2016 No.8343777 File: 149 KB, 590x639, 1480219741375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340050 Never forget the 6 gorillion, goy.

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 16:10:35 2016 No.8343815

>>8343682
First of all, how could you possibly make a blanket statement that says "it would have happened the same way regardless" when there was literally a pervasive group of subversive radicals terrorising the population that fascism grew up as a reaction against. Hungarian communists not only gave away most of the empire to communist buddies, they actively murdered war heroes and terrorized townships so that the populace would be weak.

That is a -very- different thing than a simple wave of socialist reform. And it was not a mere chance of fact that Jews were targeted because muh racism, they were targeted because of racism, but also because -they were the leaders of the communist terror in central europe-. Not only this, but they were also in large part seen as traitors to their countries because the whole Jewish population by and large got politically lumped into the communist camp. The fascist powers were anticommunist reactionary forces first, xenophobes second. It was simply easy to cross the targets for grounds both real and propaganda. Were the Jewish-communist ties exaggerated? Yes. We're they also real? Yes. Versailles did not cause rebellions immediately after and during the last year of the war. Subversives did.

Not to say Versailles wasn't hugely crippling and a large catalyst to the continuing rise of fascism. (Which did of course play off of the people's distaste of 'degenerates' and general xenophobia)

However, this is a food board. Post your lunch brah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 16:14:13 2016 No.8343827 >>8340609 >Haha I'll call them edgy, kids hate it when the adult in the room tells them they're being provocative and controversial! Clinton 2020!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 16:27:47 2016 No.8343872 >>8342053 Ahh thank you again anon. Planning on making it this weekend. The German in me is excited.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 16:28:29 2016 No.8343875 That's actually kind of cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 16:41:40 2016 No.8343904 >>8340050 >9 million Citation needed >6 million jews Citation needed >no mention of arab slave trade >no mention of mao >no mention of stalin Hmmm I wonder who could be behind this post...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 16:45:13 2016 No.8343914 >>8343635 Italian fascism (the OG facism) wasn't particularly anti-Jewish until Uncle Adolf exerted some pressure. Italian fascism is fairly interesting once you get into it since it was quite different to Nazism

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 16:52:28 2016 No.8343928 >>8343914 Too bad that incompetent fool Mussolini ran it into the ground. How many other Axis leaders had to be rescued from a hotel by elite German para-glider troops?

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 17:02:42 2016 No.8343953

>>8343928
It did pretty well up to the point that Mussolini decided to cosy up to Adolf and his policies. This then led to following Germany into a war it wasn't prepared for, falling to pieces and then having to be saved by German intervention which weakened the whole alliance. And all of this despite Mussolini not particularly liking Hitler stealing his thunder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 17:23:45 2016 No.8343996 >>8340050 Fuck out of here you baiting kike, 1/10 I replied.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 17:25:06 2016 No.8344004 >>8339815 Don't worry, there's room for two in the Fuhrer cake oven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 17:27:41 2016 No.8344016 >>8339815 >>8340050 Don't worry, there's room for two in the Fuhrer cake oven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 17:32:35 2016 No.8344031 >>8341765 Explanations like this should be good enough for the common person, and they should just accept things like this as long as no one starts physically hurting each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 17:42:14 2016 No.8344068 >>8340609 Might start pretending to be a nazi to see if cucks actually physically attack me

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 18:28:37 2016 No.8344211 >>8343904 \| \|> \|3 \|

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 18:36:09 2016 No.8344224
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>>8341281
Everything I've read about him seems to indicate he was a sad and melancholic man.
>You will never share a rare moment of joy, eating cake at 3 in the morning with Hitler

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 19:58:41 2016 No.8344486
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>>8343628
I used to think the "Nazis throwing Jewish babies in the air and shooting them as target practice" stories stretched the limits of what was believable. so many things people "know" about the holocaust are fabrications. there were no lampshades or soap made from Jews.

and then you read some of the shit that gets published in these memoirs

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 20:48:23 2016 No.8344634 >>8344486 >White-hot fire >4,990 °C You'll have to run that one by me again. Eugene.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 20:51:15 2016 No.8344646 >>8341765 Are you always this incoherent and utterly devoid of insight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 21:03:30 2016 No.8344688 >>8340711 Not really. He broke a shitton of alliances and pacts. There was literally no reason to trust that jew

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 21:07:33 2016 No.8344702 >>8344646 why don't you throw your favorite word into the mix too and call him ignorant, monkey?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 21:15:20 2016 No.8344724 >>8340609 Decent bait desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 21:17:37 2016 No.8344735 >>8341281 I relate more to a man that I've never met and never will meet than any of my current peers

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 21:35:59 2016 No.8344820 >>8344068 Looks like babby has spent a little too much time on 4chan. I think you need a diaper change, sweetems. Beddyby time now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 09:02:01 2016 No.8346343 >>8344486 does a giant rollercoaster oven count as /ck/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 09:04:39 2016 No.8346348 >>8339696 get this fucking shit off my board go back to pol to worship your micro penised, drug addicted murderer

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 09:06:53 2016 No.8346352 >>8346348 is a Jeb guac bowl more your speed

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 09:47:02 2016 No.8346405 >>8346352 no jeb is a mess

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 09:57:57 2016 No.8346428 >>8341738 WE

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 09:59:21 2016 No.8346430 >>8344724 It wasn't a bait really,but then again I forget this is 4chan so most people never leave their basements let alone have some kind of interaction.They only get political on the internet,so it's all good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 10:33:03 2016 No.8346508 File: 124 KB, 1024x1021, 1479035365107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw on Hitler's 50th birthday HE gave poorer German families 15 Reichsmarks plus five per child

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 10:39:05 2016 No.8346518 >>8346348 >micro penised, drug addicted murderer So much like the left to address genitalia and personal choices in a negative manner if it helps their side win arguments

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 10:53:11 2016 No.8346544 >>8339696 88 M8

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 11:10:56 2016 No.8346572
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>You'll never be adolfie's imoutou
>You'll never playfully bake a Führer cake together
>You'll never tell him to say 'Ahh' and feed him the sweet cake
>You'll never see him smile while he munches the goodness you both made

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 11:13:06 2016 No.8346581 >>8346544 >44 >doubles >double 44 and you get 88 Praise kek!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 12:51:10 2016 No.8346861 >>8340050 >9 million uhhh I thought it was 66 billion? hello?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 15:46:57 2016 No.8347355 File: 210 KB, 650x475, 90111dc4-0e9b-45ae-8f2e-42199f9eb437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8339696 tfw I am currently making Hitler's fuhrer cake Following this recipe >>8339784

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:48:50 2016 No.8347590 >>8347355 Nice. Remember to do this >>8342053

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:50:22 2016 No.8347597 >>8347355 Another thing that is totally optional would be to make a simple white glaze for the cake, which you would drizzle over the top of the cake. a nice addition but not a necessary one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 17:41:04 2016 No.8347768 File: 49 KB, 480x380, 4YOXabL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8341281

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 17:45:27 2016 No.8347779

>>8347590
>>8347597
It was already baking by the time I posted, but I think it turned out really well. I knew chunks would be too weird so I cored it (think one of those things that separates it into eight slices) and then cut thinly. Did not take off the skin but it does not seem to have made a bit of difference, at least to me.

All in all it turned out really well. I thought with that much sugar it would taste sweeter but it is definitely more subtle which I tend to prefer. Very comfy. The fuhrer had good taste in desserts

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 17:49:08 2016 No.8347796 File: 925 KB, 212x176, 1386375041724.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8339696 Well fuck, I guess I have the sleeping and eating habits of a mass murderer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 17:52:58 2016 No.8347805 File: 259 KB, 250x200, 1458177428990.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8347796 >he thinks Hitler was a mass murderer then every leader of every country ever is a mass murderer by those standards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 17:55:33 2016 No.8347815 >>8347805 I'm just not a big fan of genocide. I didn't know that would be a problem for anyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 17:58:49 2016 No.8347824 >>8347815 >he still thinks the holocaust happened like they told him in school Do you still believe they made lampshades and soap out of jews too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 18:02:13 2016 No.8347838 >>8347824 Right. Hitler just packed millions of people he specifically hated into horribly packed trains and shipped them to specifically made camps just to delouse them. Get real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 18:09:16 2016 No.8347861 >>8347838 >occupy a country >want natives from that country all killed >pack them onto a train to drive them in a camp far away to just murder them Sound theory. Why not shoot them on the spot? or in the nearest forest, like soviets did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 18:11:02 2016 No.8347874 >>8347861 >Why not shoot them on the spot? It's in their documents. They wanted to get some work out of them first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 18:21:22 2016 No.8347902 >>8347838 It's not like they tried to take over the country 10 years earlier or anything Same reason America put the Japanese into camps after pearl harbour

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 18:21:46 2016 No.8347903 >>8340077 Nice false flag, totally isn't the same old super obvious mumblr plebbit strawman impersonation.

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