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8321199 No.8321199 [Reply] [Original]

>his city doesn't have Goetta

>> No.8321221

>>8321199
Now, is that pronounced 'Gotta' or 'gowetta'?

>> No.8321244

>>8321199

>implying one egg easy over just fucking resting on top another one

looks like yours doesn't either.

>> No.8321260
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8321260

No, it's east coast amish and we call it scrapple

spam is our nitrated version, and is loved by everyone

>> No.8321316

Man I love scrapple. Had it as a kid often but never anymore. I am now an adult. the fuck am I doing

>> No.8321701

>>8321221
it rhymes with jetta

>> No.8321705

>>8321701
get-a ?

>> No.8321746

>>8321705
yes. and it's delicious.

>> No.8321751

>>8321746
what is it?

looks like vegan meat

>> No.8321793

>>8321751
pork sausage with oats and various spices. it smells kind of fruity when it's cooking. there's goettafest in cincinnati every year where you can sample hundreds of varieties.

>> No.8321861
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8321861

who /bengals/ here

>> No.8321865

>>8321793
>pork sausage with oats and various spices

So....black pudding?

>> No.8321869

>>8321861

>both NFL teams in Ohio are garbage

Why would anyone want to live in Ohiot? Also that looks good, OP.

>> No.8322214

>>8321221
ghet-uh

>> No.8322216

>>8321199
>city

>> No.8322219

>>8321865
No blood in it but basically.

>> No.8322242

>tfw from NW Ohio and went to UC enjoying goetta
>tfw moved to Philly after school

It's been a /ck/omfy transition with scrapple.

>> No.8322280

>>8321869
>Why would anyone want to live in Ohiot?

I ask myself that question every time I go anywhere near Blowhio. Their driver's education is considered the worst in the developed world and their grocery stores sell diluted liquor.

>> No.8322286
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8322286

>wake up
>put on bengals jersey and say daily prayers for harambe
>fry a big skillet of pork garbage
>the bengals lose again
>3-7
>try to go for a walk but the ohio river is on fire again
>eat a big plate of cinnamon diarrhea on top of spaghetti
>at least it's not cleveland

>> No.8322358

>>8322286
>Wake up refreshed with the breeze of the Scioto on my face
>Hilltop creeper waves goodbye and climbs out my window
>Armed mugger waves to me on the street
>Pull out my buckeye necklace and face the Horseshoe offering Urban my thanks as enforced by law
>See man wearing navy and shit mustard on the sidewalk and throw acid in his face
>Cast a jihad on his family and place of birth
>Eat my allotted 400 buckeyes and apply my ritualistic red paint
>Get on my way to OSU for my daily chapel service
>Car screeches past me and hits an old woman who had fallen to the street in reverence of Braxton
>Man gets out of his car, pulls out a knife, spins 360 and stabs me in the testicles
>As I fall to the ground and hear Ohio Health approved ambulances pull up I let out a weak final message
>Go Bucks

>> No.8322404

>>8322286
>at least it's not cleveland

kek

>> No.8322436

>>8322286
>wake up
>splash face with a lil goldstar chili
>wipe it off with some queen city goetta
>a couple hours later get inflamed zit on my face
>go to freezer
>get some aglameses raspberry chocolate chip
>apply it to face to cool off

but who am i kidding i LOVE greaterstown ohio why are you so mean to my motherland

>> No.8322548

>>8322436
Phillyphag from above here. Would murder a small white trash South Philly child for some black raspberry chocolate chip Graeter's rn desu senpai. This Talenti bullshit isn't cutting it.

>> No.8323149

>>8322548
Sweet Jesus, yes. Graeter's