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8317426 No.8317426[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why do americans only eat pizzas with 0 or 1 toppings?

>> No.8317429

They don't, and thats their problem.
They slap anything half edible upon it, with obscene ammounts of cheese and dough. I hope they die.

>> No.8317433

>>8317429
>I hope they die.
Most people do eventually.

>> No.8317436

>>8317426
Sometimes it's nice to go vanilla. Having a cheese pizza after years of different combination toppings was refreshing.

>> No.8317439

>>8317426
I've never understood this. Half their chains seems to base their selections around choosing 2-3 toppings which is bullshit.

I remembered reading an article about the Little Caesar cunt preparing to bring his disgusting cardboard pizza to Australia and he commented how the pizza preferences of both markets were completely different in that Australians like pizzas with more toppings.

>> No.8317448

>>8317439
They're just cheap as fuck, in all meanings of the term.

>> No.8317477

>>8317436
>cheese pizza

reporded

>> No.8317503

>>8317439
if youre gonna get more than 2 toppings you might as well just get a supreme

more toppings than a supreme is just ridiculous and an excess that offends my modest american sensibilities

>> No.8317551

Lmao (laughing my ass off) phone poster here lol hows it you guys ordee pizza and not get cellular phones as topping lol (laugh out loud) i get phones fer toppings and post on 4chan wt each of those phones lmao

>> No.8317605

>>8317426
because we are evolving into Bynars

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>>8317605
*pic

>> No.8317612
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8317612

>0 or 1 toppings

>> No.8317615

>>8317433
>Most people

You know some who won't?

>> No.8317978

>>8317551
>>>/s4s/

>> No.8318002
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>>8317551
We got a live one boys

>> No.8318073

>>8317615
That's the joke

>> No.8318587

>>8317426
because there's more of that gooey cheese, and too many topping overpower the pizza flavor. i like at least 3-4

>> No.8318591

>>8317426
GOAT pizza topping is sausage, green peppers, onion

>> No.8318603

>>8317426
Americans secretly fraternize with food goblins, they order their pizzas with extra toppings and the food goblins take 2 toppings of their choosing off. Ever wonder why people eat weird combos like pinapple and ham or pepperoni and olives?

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8318633

New York style buffalo chicken pizza with ranch sauce ! that's all you need !

>> No.8318639

Hourly

Yuropoor

Obsession

Thread

>> No.8318677

>>8318612

I guarantee you those women are from the mid-west or south. Jesus.

>> No.8318680

>>8318677
>mid-west or south
>Jesus

Praise the lord!