/vegan/

[Anonymous No.8303400]

Hey, since the vegan thanksgiving thread is a shitshow, can we have a proper vegan thread? Let's keep it friendly, ignore the ignorant trolls.

What do you eat for breakfast? I usually eat fruit because I'm too lazy to make tofu scramble or anything if anyone has quick breakfast ideas to switch it up that'd be cool.

[Anonymous No.8303421]

>>8303400
I eat my wife's bull sperm. It's super healthy and it natural you reproduces so it doesn't harm the creature. In fact, he enjoys it.

[Anonymous No.8303424]

>>8303400
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.8303427]

>>8303400
Don't like shitshows?
Stop making these threads.

[Anonymous No.8303470]

>>8303400
Tofu bacon and that chemical compound almagamation (I forgot the name of it) with which you can make faux omelletes or scrambled eggs. Some toast with margerine. Juice of choice.

[Anonymous No.8303475]

>>8303400

Big surprise. A vegan wants more attention than they're already getting.

[Anonymous No.8303489]

>>8303400
no one is a true vegan, stop your shitposting and enjoy eating meat in moderation. Why limit yourself?

[Anonymous No.8303498]

>>8303400
I'm not a vegan, but I support threads that focus on cooking and eating food. So how do you make tofu scramble?

[Anonymous No.8303500]

i eat cummies OP. rly healthy

[Anonymous No.8303505]

>>8303421
>>8303424
>>8303427
>>8303470
>>8303475
>>8303500
Why do you people hate vegans so much?

[Anonymous No.8303522]

>>8303498
Same as a regular egg scramble (tofu instead of egg obv) except two staple ingredients to mix in with the tofu which are nutritional yeast and tumeric (and whatever other spices you want to add). Can add whatever veggies you like. I like adding spinach.

[Anonymous No.8303536]

>>8303400
>What do you eat for breakfast
I have no habits, can be either salty or sweet, but in general it's going to be the laziest option. Fries for example :)

I think tofu scramble is one of those recipes trying too hard to replicate non-vegan ones, I think it's better to let go and explore other way of cooking, considering the food's texture, moisture, etc.

[Anonymous No.8303556]

I make oatmeal. On the days when I have almond milk instead of real milk, it's vegan.

[Anonymous No.8303565]

>Being on the skeleton diet
>Skeleton because that's how you end up
>Dead

[Anonymous No.8303569]

>>8303522
What firmness tofu do you usually use? What kind of oil?

[Anonymous No.8303579]

>>8303569
I use olive oil, also firm tofu. Firm enough so you can crumble it onto the pan. Might have to really dry it after draining with a paper towel or something.

[Anonymous No.8303595]

>>8303400
/ck/ is about food. Vegan crap isn't food, it's attention whore bait. Fuck off with your shit thread

[Anonymous No.8303597]

>>8303579
Have you ever tried to make a quiche with a soft tofu and spinach? Think that would work? And can you make a pastry crust with coconut oil?

[Anonymous No.8303608]

>>8303505
because "militant vegans" that supposedly are so vocal in /ck/

[Anonymous No.8303623]

>>8303608
>supposedly
>made two threads because one wasn't enough attention whoring

The word you should've put into scare quotes was "vegans." The plural implies there's more than one, but it's always the same delusional nutbar every time.

[Anonymous No.8303631]

>>8303597
I haven't tried that but it sounds delicious might have to look up a recipe. But I do know you can make a crust with solid coconut oil.
>>8303623
They're just arguing in there I want recipes/tips. If i wanted attention it's not hard to troll ppl with vegan stuff

[Anonymous No.8303640]

>>8303631
>They're just arguing in there

So vegans can't even treat each other kindly? Curious.

[Anonymous No.8303660]

>>8303631
I haven't either, but I don't see how it wouldn't work. It just struck me that you can probably get a decent savory custard-like flavor from soft tofu. Maybe like coconut oil pastry crust. Filling soft tofu blended with soy milk, S&P, more coconut oil, turmeric/mustard powder/nutmeg. Spinach. Bake until set. Afterwards brush top with olive oil and take a blowtorch to it to get some additional browning.

[Anonymous No.8303669]

>>8303400
I love reading vegan threads after deboning a whole chicken that was walking around a couple weeks ago

[Anonymous No.8303672]

>>8303640
It's trolls arguing with vegans

>>8303660
I'm actually shopping rn I might pick up some ingredients and give that a try. Will report back lol.

[Anonymous No.8303683]

I'm not vegan, but you could eat Oatmeal porridge for breakfast. It's pretty nutritious and takes less than five minutes.

[Anonymous No.8303686]

>>8303672
Now what about a tofu custard quiche with a layer of caramelized onions on top? I think that would be the shit.

[Anonymous No.8303691]

what is the point of being vegan?

do you just have a phobia of eating things that were alive?

[Anonymous No.8303708]

>>8303683
Yeah, there's loads of good recipies for overnight oats, too.

Just an omnivore who likes good food, but my favorite oat mix is steel cut oats, a bit of maple syrup, cinnamon, raisins, and grated carrots. It tastes like carrot cake. So good.

You usually add some milk and/or plain yogurt with overnight oats, but I'm sure you could add a vegan option as your binder.

[Anonymous No.8303709]

>>8303400
>I usually eat fruit because I'm too lazy

I really believe this is one of the major reasons people become vegan, they're too lazy to actually cook. Being vegan is simply easier than learning to cook real foods. Lazy, delusional idiots.

[Anonymous No.8303716]

>>8303691
Still an omnivore, but it's usually one of four reasons:

1. Health/fad dieting

2. "Oh no, cute fuzzy mammals!!"

3. Utilitarian ethics (Peter Singer makes a strange amount of sense.)

4. Social signal to indicate membership to a portion of society they emotionally and ideologically identify with.

#3 almost got me, but I'm not a good person.

[Anonymous No.8303721]

>>8303716
A rarer, fifth option is religious.

That's why Indian food is the tastiest vegetarian food. Centuries of weird theonomy and the ensuing culinary experimentation.

[Anonymous No.8303728]

>>8303691
The point for me is to minimize animal suffering that I'm responsible for.

As for breakfast, I usually just skip it. When I still consumed dairy, my breakfasts were really milk and cheese-heavy, and I haven't found a good substitute, so I just go without. I generally like tofu, but I hate it scrambled.

[Anonymous No.8303732]

>>8303691
the only thing you could ever eat that was never alive are fetuses, milk and eggs

[Anonymous No.8303736]

>>8303721
Indian food is a legitimately complex and well-developed cuisine. If there were vegan restaurants as good as good vegetarian Indian ones, I'd eat at there.

[Anonymous No.8303737]

>>8303716
>>8303721
what about the environment?

[Anonymous No.8303753]

>>8303728
You aren't reducing animal suffering

You are increasing animal suffering that is in vain and wasted though

[Anonymous No.8303761]

>>8303400
>itt

[Anonymous No.8303765]

>>8303737
#3.

Balancing moral and social goods with meat-eating is all located here.

[Anonymous No.8303771]

>>8303736
Veganism for religious reasons is rarer than vegetarianism, but there are plenty of good vegan Indian food options.

[Anonymous No.8303794]

>>8303771
>vegan Indian food options.

Why does everyone say this? A good amount of Indian food is vegetarian, sure. But vegan? Hell no. They put dairy products in everything.

[Anonymous No.8303808]

>>8303400
i eat fruits, drink juice/water/tea, eat nuts, or peanut butter on bread

[Anonymous No.8303819]

>>8303400
Absolute true veganism is rarely tried. Every plant we eat got its nutrients from dead animals. I only eat hydroponic vegetables. You're not a vegan and are just as bad as meat eaters.

[Anonymous No.8303841]

How long until carniecucks literally start eating bugs? Why are us vegans so fucking superior bros?

[Anonymous No.8303852]

>>8303841
I would rather eat vegans than bugs to be honest
By the time we consume all the meat you will have grown weak enough from your diet to prey on

[Anonymous No.8303863]

>>8303852
what the actual fuck is wrong with you militant carniecucks? kill yourself edgelord

[Anonymous No.8303873]

>>8303400
Veganism for moral reasons is a sham. Manure, blood meal, bone meal, and fish extract are all animal byproducts used in growing vegetables. Farmers have to use control methods whether chemical or biological to eliminate insects and other animal pests.

Crawl down off your false pedestal and admit your hypocrisy. Christ, you're worse than the evangelicals.

[Anonymous No.8303885]

>>8303863
Face it you will eventually replace animals in the food chain when humans evolve into different species

[Anonymous No.8303896]

>>8303505
They dont want to face the responsibility of their actions mostly. Making themselves feel superior to people who act in a more ethical manner is their defense mechanism so their egos dont shrivel up like their clogged dicks.

[Anonymous No.8303920]

>>8303873
are you saying it's better to do nothing than to do something? The number of vegetarians and vegans on earth collectively make a difference even if it's little in your opinion.
Im not on a pedestol, it makes me uncomfortable to eat animal products that's all.

[Anonymous No.8303926]

>>8303498
>>8303522
one block of tofu with 1 teaspoon msg, salt, cumin, turmeric and nutritional yeast.

but for breakfast i usually just decore 3 apples boil them till reasonably soft for my vitamix, cook 1 cup oats and add applesauce also adding cinnamon and artificial sugar. i want to get a waffle maker to make waffles and hashbrowns with and eat with real maple syrup. toast and avocado is always great too.

[Anonymous No.8303927]

>>8303926
>vegans are so frail they can't eat raw apples
Top kek

[Anonymous No.8303929]

>>8303400
eggs benedict

[Anonymous No.8303933]

>>8303873
>op: vegans what do you eat for breakfast?
>you on your triggered emotional crusade: STOP STANDING ON A PEDESTAL
You showed him.

[Anonymous No.8303936]

>>8303927
i guess i could just chop them but that would be extra work and it wouldn't be the texture i like. you can do it however you want tho

[Anonymous No.8303940]

>>8303927
also want to let you know that it smells like a freshly baked apple pie

[Anonymous No.8303941]

>>8303732
>the only thing you could ever eat that was never alive are fetuses
kek, so you're vegan but pro choice?

[Anonymous No.8303943]

>>8303873
vegan means reducing animal suffering wherever reasonably possible, don't be so silly.

[Anonymous No.8303956]

>>8303421
>>8303427
>>8303424
>>8303475
>>8303470
>>8303489
>>8303500
>>8303565
>>8303595
>>8303623
>>8303640
>>8303669
>>8303691
>>8303709
>>8303732
>>8303753
>>8303819
>>8303852
>>8303873
>>8303927
>>8303941
uhhhh duh uh veginz dey so stoopid dat uh...uh...hold on gotta take a nap...........uh du veginz is just so stoopid dey aint even savin duh anermils like im gunna troll thim so hard watch

hey mom moooom! do you wanna see what i did on the internet today??? no mom i didnt get a job yet. stop asking me.

hahaha gotta share this thread with my minecraft bros!!

[Anonymous No.8303965]

>>8303943
>moral argument completely rekt. B-b-but we reduce, silly.

[Anonymous No.8303976]

>>8303956
11/10
You're a goddamn genius. This is by far the most eloquent post I have ever read.
here's some extra (YOU)'s (YOU) (YOU)
My uncle, his wife and my cousins are vegans. They are the most insufferable liberal degenerates I have ever met.

[Anonymous No.8304014]

Not vegan here, but I don't mind them. Usually don't even open these threads, only opened to say this: People like >>8303873 are an undying cancer. Get over yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.8304027]

>>8303965
as a vegan i would say that it's reasonable to kill animals/insects that would threaten our farms. this isn't controversial to say. i understand that some everyday products currently contain animal products, when there are alternatives we take them. just because i kill pests on my property, that doesn't make me not a vegan, i still consider myself a vegan. because for me, being vegan means to reduce animal suffering as much as is reasonable. there are many vegans that are just as i am but you will also find people that are more radical to go as far as to not buying vegan products from companies whose leaders aren't vegan. i'm not one of those people but there isn't a "its only this way" approach to being vegan. it goes as far as is reasonable using common sense. i'd just say again not to be so silly. you don't have to be so nihilistic as to say "well you can't save em' all" and go on to cause more suffering and death then you otherwise need to.

[Anonymous No.8304053]

>>8303400

I skip breakfast and lunch, just have black coffee, water, and nicotine until I get home from work at 4. Then I stuff my face for about 3 hours.

Last night, we made fried rice (with FYH vegan egg), and also had burritos using home-made tortillas, cilantro rice, freshly cooked black beans, some seasoned TVP from the mexican store, sauteed onions and jalapeno, and some daiya cheese.

[Anonymous No.8304055]

to be honest I'm down for a vegan general in the same vein as the k-pop generals on /mu/ or /mlp/ as a whole

give them their own space, let everyone else filter it, and savagely sage/remove veganposting outside of it since no one seems to enjoy it

[Anonymous No.8304069]

>>8304027
>as much as is reasonable

You do realize how stupid and subjective that sounds, don't you? To me, it's perfectly reasonable to eat humanely raised and produced or humanely hunted animal products. Objectively, my moral position is precisely equivalent to yours.

Your position amounts to: although it's an animal, a "bug" doesn't count. Although mammals are killed to protect muh vegetables, it doesn't count. Although animals are killed for the byproducts to grow muh vegetables, that doesn't count. You do understand the definition of "hypocrisy," correct?

[Anonymous No.8304093]

>>8304069
>humanely hunted

[Anonymous No.8304101]

>>8303505
My room mate is a vegan because he's an environmentalist, yet he runs two mini-fridges and keeps the heat on in his room while berating the rest of us for not being eco-friendly.

I told him I'd go vegetarian if he stopped using his separate fridges to prove to me that he was was actually committed to saving the environment and not just riding the vegan ethical high horse.

[Anonymous No.8304103]

>>8304053
Are you trying to lose weight?

>>8304055
Id be okay with this if vegan threads werent filled with people trying to start debates

[Anonymous No.8304109]

hello, I'm vegan

[Anonymous No.8304110]

>>8304069

De-facto vegan here, but I reject the idea of non-speciesism. Of course humans are worth more than other animals, to argue otherwise is asinine. If I'm forced to live in the woods or on the proverbial desert island, of course I'll hunt!

But many vegans take things too far; I would argue that our moral obligation to animals varies depending on the degree of sentience and sapience that they possess. Even most meat-eaters would agree that we should not eat great apes or chimps if there's a reasonable alternative - and probably the same of elephants, dolphins, and other vertebrates with heavily developed brains.

In general, the idea that we should avoid eating things with brains, if we can help it, seems like a good idea to me. Especially if in doing so, it is more efficient on an environmental level, and if there are health benefits, all the better.

But where I think vegans go to far is in assuming that all animals are equal. The adult sea sponge has no neurons, why should I care if I use one in my shower, any more than I care about plants? And why should I care about animals that possess only rudimentary ganglia (insects, mollusks, etc)?

Now, of course there is a big grey area between ganglia-possessing organism and higher-order vertebrates, but the dividing line there is much closer to the former than the latter IMO. For example, pigs have demonstrated levels of self awareness and intelligence that rival dogs - and outstrips cats easily - so why should I consider it moral to eat a pig and not a cat or a dog? And if the only reason I am debating this is taste alone, then at what level does the capacity for sentience outweigh my personal tastes?

tl;dr if I really liked oysters and worms I'd probably go for it, but I don't, so I'm de facto vegan

[Anonymous No.8304133]

>>8304110
I agree with this, I'm okay with eating shellfish that are overpopulated and have no central nervous system. I still don't eat it because I don't like seafood but it's silly for hardcore vegans to judge people for eating that stuff.

[Anonymous No.8304192]

>>8304103
>Are you trying to lose weight?

No (my weight is stable), I've practiced intermittent fasting since I was a teenager. For a couple of reasons:

1. I'd always get sluggish/tired after eating breakfast/lunch, now I don't have that
2. My shits are extremely regular and I get to experience a couple of glorious hours a day of letting my entire digestive system rest
3. There's quite a bit of research showing that it's beneficial to health (decreased insulin resistance, for example)
4. I'm actually hungry for dinner, and when you're legitimately hungry and get to eat (not just conditioned, "oh it's 11:30am and suddenly I'm hungry), it's nearly orgasmic
5. I've eaten like this so long that I'm just not hungry before about 3pm

[Anonymous No.8304345]

>>8304110
>>8304133

>I refuse to kill animals except for those that I've decided aren't quite like animals, although they have all characteristics that biologists since Aristotle to the present have classified as animals. If they don't have a highly developed central nervous system, then I hereby declare they are not animals, contrary to 2300+ years of science. Meat eaters, you may now genuflect at the feet of the superior moral hypocrisy. Oh btw, kill that fucking rabbit and deer eating muh vegetable!

[Anonymous No.8304372]

>>8304345
Contrary to 2300 years of science some people belive that's healthy to not eat meat

[Anonymous No.8304380]

>>8304110
>Moral obligation
>Dry water
>Cold fire
>Hurdy dur dur

[Anonymous No.8304408]

>>8304372
>belive that's healthy to not eat meat

Stopped reading right there. Not only because it has nothing to do with the discussion of moral superiority or it was the end of your post, but because your grammar, spelling and sentence structure indicates a rather low level central nervous system development. Suggest more protein from animal sources as an antidote.

[Anonymous No.8304425]

>>8304408
>>8304380
>>8304345
always nice to see reddit trying to fit in on the edgy 4chan

[Anonymous No.8304432]

>>8304110
no vegans think all animals are equal you thick fuck.
also clams and shit arent sentient but fishing them out of water destroys and harms a lot of sentient fish. no need to eat that shit anyway. seafood is dirtier than a carnivores shit stained undies

[Anonymous No.8304478]

>>8304425
Wow! Profound! What school did you attend to get so powerful at rhetoric? Who was the instructor? Can I peak at your notes? You're incredible. Are you a speechwriter for Trump?

You got me, boi! Great argument. I give up! You're simply too good! I'm outta my league here. Wow! I'm in awe!

[Anonymous No.8304510]

anyone have some recipes with lentils they'd like to share? I love lentils but I tend to just eat them plain, wondering if there's anything interesting I can do with them. Maybe like a lettuce leaf wrap.

[Anonymous No.8304603]

>>8304432
But... farming harms land animals in the same way. It destroys their habitats and displaces their food supplies.

Also, on what basis have you decided that plants don't deserve the same protection as cows? "They're sentient" doesn't count if you can't prove that "sentience" isn't an arbitrary state humans use for categorizing life that functions similarly to them.

[Anonymous No.8304816]

>>8303400
Vegans are a lot like Mormons.
Everyone knows they exist, everyone dreads them showing up, but they know they will have to encounter a few cultists from time to time.

[Anonymous No.8304844]

>>8304816
Vegans are more like aids.
Or retardation.

Nobody likes vegans, but vegans.

[Anonymous No.8304891]

>>8304816
They're really directly correlated to evangelicals. Mormons attempt to convert, sure, but they know deep down it's insane and simply provides a way to live in an insane world.

Evangelicals and vegans actually believe they aren't themselves hypocrites and instead have some handle on "truth" that is the only path to a comfortably hypocritical salvation.

[Anonymous No.8304907]

>>8304891
Plus, you can't do this to evangelicals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npkd6mG86go

[Anonymous No.8304914]

wtf are you guys going on about, can we talk about food

[Anonymous No.8304919]

>>8304914
>can we talk about food
>on /ck/
Hah

[Anonymous No.8304927]

>>8304919
I bet he thinks we talk about guns on /k/ too!

[Anonymous No.8305105]

>Oh hey a vegan thread
>not even vegan
>I should ask if anybody's got any good one-pot vegetable recipes, sort of vegetable ragu style, had a couple of those eating out and they were pretty nice
>oh it's just /ck/ getting triggered by people eating things different than them again
You guys are just pathetic, come on now

[Anonymous No.8305118]

>>8305105
Try rebbit you trendy cunt

[Anonymous No.8305145]

>>8305118
>wanting to vary your meals is 'trendy'
Newsflash, meat is what's trendy now.

[Anonymous No.8305185]

>>8303400
Nom the cummies, op.

[Anonymous No.8305194]

here is a good guide for cooking vegans

[Anonymous No.8305276]

Even plants are smart enough to eat meat.

[Anonymous No.8305310]

It's funny how everyone likes to cry about vegans being preachy when there are actual people who go out of their way to come into vegan threads and talk about slaughtering animals. There are plenty of other threads on this board to talk about meat but 1-2 dedicated vegan threads trigger your defense mechanisms so hard that you need to come in and brag about eating meat. Talk about insecurity.

Anyway, I don't usually eat breakfast but when I do I enjoy a simple avocado toast with salt, pepper, and maybe some cherry tomatoes if I have them.

[Anonymous No.8305361]

>tfw vegan but hate avocado

[Anonymous No.8305375]

>>8303400
>breakfast
Oatmeal. Top it with sugar and spices, or applesauce, or cranberry sauce, or chocolate sauce, or whatever.

Or you can fry potatoes in a little oil. They're better if you use bacon fat, but you're not allowed to, so make do. Put some kind of sauce on it (ketchup, barbecue, steak, whatever you like).

Boiled cornmeal (grits). I do cheese grits, because, again, not vegan. You'd have to do something with herbs or spices. Spinach and cauliflower, maybe.

>>8303505
Some of them are preachy, holier-than-thou dicks. If you make a personal moral choice to not eat meat, that's fine, more power to you. If you press other people to change their moral position to align with yours, you can expect to be as popular as a fire-and-brimstone preacher in a whorehouse. Because that's what you're doing.

Hitler was a vegetarian. One thing about you doesn't make you all-good or all-evil. It's the aggregate of all the things.

[Anonymous No.8305408]

>>8305375
the thread was supposed to just be about vegan food, there was no preaching whatsoever but people always come into vegan threads starting repetitive arguments about how it's a shit lifestyle etc.

Thanks for the suggestions though, I never really thought of potatoes for breakfast but it's definitely a good option, might be nice with a tomato sauce too.

[Anonymous No.8305647]

How do you prepare oatmeal from rolled oats? (I don't mind about cow milk)

[Anonymous No.8305665]

>>8305375
>Hitler was a vegetarian
Myth.

[Anonymous No.8305807]

>>8305647
I just pour a cup of boiling water on half a cup of oats and wait a bit. I usually eat it with ground flax and various preparations of fruit and nuts.

[Anonymous No.8305855]

>carni scum: vegans are always preaching and trying to convert me!!!!! they never shut up about it!!!! vegans vegans vegans vegans!!!
>vegan starts a thread thats optional to click on: hey vegans, whats your typical breakfast?
>carnie scum purposefully clicks on it: stop trying to convert me!!!!! here are 10 fallacious neandertthal arguments!!! prove me wrong!!!! you are a cult!!!!!

[Anonymous No.8306218]

>>8305105
>"I'm not even a vegan"
>"but wow those vegan's are such great people :3"

Fuck off vegan

[Anonymous No.8306243]

>>8305855
>Vegan starts a thread
*6
6 threads

[Anonymous No.8306250]

>>8305310
Those people annoy vegans
You annoy everyone

[Anonymous No.8306262]

>>8305185
Reminder
Vegan single mum drinks sperm smoothies every morning for her health | Metro News
http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/14/vegan-single-mum-drinks-sperm-smoothies-every-morning-to-give-her-energy-6257252/

[Anonymous No.8306281]

>>8304408
There was nothing else to read

[Anonymous No.8306899]

>>8306262
delicious

[Anonymous No.8306904]

I was a vegan for 2 years because I was a dumb bitch. Then I got about 5 cavities, lost all my energy and started losing hair.

Paleo master race now.

[Anonymous No.8307224]

>>8303709
That depends on the kind of vegan you want to be.
If you actually plan and make meals it can be more gastronomically challenging. Consider the amount of prep work involved with raw fruits and veggies before the actual cooking process even begins (washing, peeling, de-coring, chopping/dicing/julienning, etc). Then you have to know what spices and herbs to match with your chosen dish. There is also a lot of days-ahead planning if you soak dry beans, brown rice, or nuts for sauces.

I consider omnivorous cooking to be ez modo, as any idiot can add butter, cheese, and/or meats like bacon to something to make it taste good since they are naturally high in glutamates and nucleotides that bind together to create savory flavors.

Making a good fresh salad impresses me more than making a good steak or hamburger.

[Anonymous No.8307309]

>>8306904
how did you manage to get 5 cavities
do you even brush?

[Anonymous No.8307313]

>>8306250
that's because he reminds everyone that they're fucking autistic

[Anonymous No.8307340]

So I'm trying to get my son's wife to switch to vegan food. (He's 4) but he won't eat it and instead wants chicken. What're some chicken flavored recipes I can try to ween him off meat?

[Anonymous No.8307342]

>>8304907
yeah you can just release parrot into their homes you uncreativefag

[Anonymous No.8307344]

>>8306218
>never says vegans are good people
>>8305118
classic le reddit

What has happened to /ck/? I remember it being really good 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.8307353]

>>8307340
Sorry buddy, but your wife's son doesn't have recessive genes like you.

[Anonymous No.8307555]

>>8306904
>dumb bitch

yeah sounds like it. you won't tell us what your tdee is/was or how many calories you were getting and what your diet specifically was because you know you can't defend it

[Anonymous No.8307594]

>>8307555
>can't defend diet causing health problems

Of course they can't defend it, retard, it was a vegan diet!

[Anonymous No.8307599]

>>8307594
why do you think a vegan diet is unhealthy?

[Anonymous No.8307867]

>>8307599
It's not unhealthy in general but a lot of people don't eat properly enough to be healthy on a vegan diet

[Anonymous No.8308114]

>>8307340
>So I'm trying to get my son's wife to switch to vegan food. (He's 4)

I don't think it's legal to marry them off before they're 18, anon.

[Anonymous No.8308481]

>>8306904

The fact that you managed to do all of that just because you supposedly went vegan proves you are a dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.8308485]

>>8307867

People being too stupid to follow a vegan lifestyle doesn't mean a vegan lifestyle causes health problems. If someone is losing hair and rotting their teeth because they went vegan they are obviously a retarded child who can't take of themselves.

[Anonymous No.8308532]

>>8304101

Damn you're retarded. Why are so many people so fucking retarded? Even if he ran 10 mini fridges he'd still be doing less damage to the environment than people who eat meat multiple times a day.

Yes, he should only be running one, but you should also be capable of making decisions that you know to be right outside of unnecessary compromises with someone else. Stop being simple.

[Anonymous No.8308536]

>>8308532
This.
You meat eaters are just planet murderers.
I need my SUV to drive to work, you don't need meat to survive.

[Anonymous No.8308550]

>>8303841
Insects are no more dangerous to eat than poultry, and as a matter of fact, they are healthier. All you have to do is cure and cook thoroughly. Stop being an ignorant American and get cultured.

[Anonymous No.8308553]

>>8308550
How exactly do you 'cure' an insect?

[Anonymous No.8308564]

>>8308532
yeah this is true. animal agriculture takes up massive resources. he could do some drastic things and still not come close to the amount of resources it takes in order to produce the meat a person eats on a daily basis. it takes a massive deal of resources to produce a sliver of animal products

[Anonymous No.8308574]

>>8308536
>I need my SUV to drive to work
Retarded cager detected

[Anonymous No.8308801]

>>8307340
If this is somehow not a troll you should be locked up for abuse. Good thing a lot of countries actually do that.

[Anonymous No.8308825]

>>8304372
I'm just gonna be painfully honest. And you're going to be upset when you're done reading this. Because people usually find themselves frustrated when they've been proven wrong. It's human nature. But you know what isn't? Eating meat.
Whether we can survive off of eating meat or not isn't the point. We could survive eating junk food alone but that doesn't mean it's good for us. It's not about surviving. It's about sustainability, moral ethics, health and just the simple fact that our anatomy and natural instinctive behavior share almost all (if not all) the same traits as pretty much every herbivorous animal on this planet and basically none of a carnivore or an omnivore.
A carnivore's stomach secretes powerful digestive enzymes with about 10 times the amount of hydrochloric acid than a human or any OTHER herbivore. The pH is less than or equal to 1 with food in the stomach.
For humans and other herbivores, the pH ranges from 4 to 5 with food in the stomach. Meaning we must prepare our delicious meaty goodness with laborious cooking or frying methods.
And I know I said before that we can survive off of eating meat, but for how long? Just 30 seconds on googles and you'll see the numbers. Vegans and vegetarians live years beyond the average meat eater.
I could go on, but I'll just leave it here. Aside from the few reasons I said earlier, I'm not just a vegan because of all those. I'm a vegan because it just doesn't make any fucking sense not to be. The facts are all there. Do some REAL research and then write a book on something that actually fucking matters dude. Like how animal agriculture is killing our planet more than anything else in the entire UNIVERSE. Why? Look it up, man. I'm done typing for a while.

[Anonymous No.8308835]

>>8308825
>You are going to be upset when you finish reading this
I'm not reading your auto biography, go get a boyfriend that's Willing to read all that shit for a blowjob
I wouldn't even do it for some ass Jesus Christ no wonder you are such a cunt I dobut there is a single guy around Willing to put with this shit

[Anonymous No.8308846]

>>8307594
I am 12 and I'm a vegetarian and have been for more than 2 years and I am more healthier than ever since I quit eating meat, I've barely ever gotten sick, I don't weigh a lot 73 lbs to be exact. Im more healthier than my whole family, My mom is a personal trainer and I'm healthier than her.
Quit lying to me and yourself, Your just saying all of that because you wanna think eating a murdered and tortured animal is healthier than eating actual healthy Foods

[Anonymous No.8308880]

>>8308825
t. The Evangelical Vegan Seminary Handbook, Chapter, "Conversion Sermons."

[Anonymous No.8309303]

I fuck with fruit and oats on the regular for my breakfasts because I'm lazy as shit.

[Anonymous No.8309310]

>>8303470
Do you mean nutritional yeast?

[Anonymous No.8309413]

>>8309310
You can't make omelets out of nutri yeast, anon

[Anonymous No.8309429]

>>8308825

Fuck off libtard cuck.

[Anonymous No.8309530]

I want to make coconut rice but I only have coconut oil, is it still possible without coconut milk?

[Anonymous No.8309533]

>>8309530
Milking coconuts is abuse.

[Anonymous No.8311125]

>>8307340
Does your son's wife have a penis?

[Anonymous No.8311244]

Hummus on bread/toast with fried mushrooms or tomatoes

[Anonymous No.8311286]

>>8308825

oh look a faggot blogger in a vegan thread

never see one of them before

[Anonymous No.8311388]

What should I put in my vegan spring rolls? Steamed not fried.

[Anonymous No.8311455]

>>8311388
Mushrooms, cabbage, spring onions, beansprouts, carrots, and soy sauce would probably be ok.

[Anonymous No.8312288]

Why not just be vegetarian?
It's much easier to eat real food with your friends, and its not like you not eating things makes it so theyre not made
Vegan food is bad

[Anonymous No.8312310]

Sure sucks to be vegan when the Internet is full of "Stop liking what I don't like" types. Well, at least you can feel better about yourselves.

[Anonymous No.8312371]

>>8312310

>"Stop liking what I don't like"

you mean like fucking vegans?

[Anonymous No.8312390]

>>8304510
Lentils can be used wherever you'd add rice. This means they're great for bulking up mixed meat dishes and stews, and, ground into a paste, are a cheap filler protein for stuffing dumplings and samosas.

They absorb the flavor of any spice you'd like to taste, and go well with any savory, salty, or sour flavor you could think of. As a personal preference, if you're a meat eater, I like them best with chicken or fish. If you're not a meat eater, mince mushrooms browned in a bit of butter (butter substitute if you must be a vegan) with the ground lentils, tomatoes, toasted breadcrumbs, and spices to make a decent fried patty.

[Anonymous No.8312407]

im not vegan but my diet is basically vegan.

I eat a bean/lentil/pea/split pea/carrot chili with home made bread twice a day. I love it so much that It's all I eat most days.

[Anonymous No.8312551]

>>8312390
Thanks man, I'm really bad at winging it with spices I guess I'll google some recipes. Didn't even think about pureeing it and using it as stuffing!

>>8312407
Lentils are delicious I'll never get sick of them.

[Anonymous No.8312663]

Oatmeal made with water + soy protein powder + sugar free caramel syrup, typically 500 calories 35-45g protein depending how much powder I use.

Tastes incredible, just like a chocolate dessert.

[Anonymous No.8312753]

>>8312663
>500 calories
jfc no, any way to make this yummy but not end up obese?

[Anonymous No.8312769]

>>8312753
It's just oatmeal and protein powder. Eat less. Are you being deliberately stupid?

[Anonymous No.8312777]

>>8312769
since when does oatmeal and protein powder alone taste good

[Anonymous No.8312789]

>>8312777
Hence the sugar-free caramel syrup.

[Anonymous No.8312814]

>>8312789
>Hence the sugar-free caramel syrup.
don't use that stuff. use aspartame. Sugar free syrup is mostly sorbitol and that is a strong laxative.

[Anonymous No.8312819]

>>8303400
Vegans can suck my dirtpipe

[Anonymous No.8312820]

>>8312753
Other guy who replied to you isn't me. 500 calorie breakfast is nothing dude, you can easily fit that in to a 2000-2500 calorie diet or even less. It tastes great even without the syrup as it's chocolate flavour powder and a legitimate good one at that.

[Anonymous No.8312832]

>>8303400
My bosses wife changed their whole family over to a vegan diet about 5 years ago, and stopped 6 months later when his 5 year old son fell off the growth curve.

>tfw his son weighss 42 pounds today.

Check mate vegans. Your stupid life style choices are so unhealthy they literally stunted a child.

[Anonymous No.8312838]

>>8312820
I'm a girl, I try to stay under 1500 calories. A 500 calorie breakfast is a bit much especially since my dinners are quite big.
Which protein powder do you use? The ones I've tried all taste pretty bad. Amazon link if possible.

[Anonymous No.8312926]

>>8312371
Who is the one going into a vegan thread complaining about vegans?

[Anonymous No.8313331]

>>8312832

Maybe he fell off the growth curve because your boss is a fucking manlet or mated with a disgusting womanlet and made defective children. Happens all the time.

[Anonymous No.8313375]

>>8303400
I like that image because it can imply that finding someone who can tolerate a vegan is such a rarity that if a vegan does find such a person then they must marry them or forever remain single. Which is a point made all the more clear by its other interpretation which is a vegan taking offense at a simple expression most likely said by someone who was concerned for them after a break up (but probably doesn't care after having their olive branch destoryed).

[Anonymous No.8313393]

>>8313331
>being this delusional
good thing they are sending you faggots to jail now for child abuse when you try to pull this shit

[Anonymous No.8313684]

>>8313431

vegan suggestions....

[Anonymous No.8314649]

>>8303421
Not vegan :^)

[Anonymous No.8314683]

>>8303941
Thats a very common combination of beliefs

[Anonymous No.8314689]

>>8303976
You mean his wife's sons

[Anonymous No.8314750]

>>8304110
>Dogs
Utility animal and actually symbiotically developed with most civilisations.Chinks eat them because that cultural taboo never developed.

>Dolphin
Taboo against eating such high level predators, accumulation of organomercury compounds. Mind you some people eat whale despite this but whales that are eaten are usually krill etc feeders so this isnt as much of a problem. Whales are on a similar level of intelligence as dolphins

>Chimpanzees
Closely related say hello to those prions.

>Other great apes
Similar reasoning + endangerment reasons.

>Cats
Almost exclusively carnivorous predators.

>Rabbits
Seen as pets but still eaten because they're herbivorous grazers.

>Pigs
Really fucking smart but also greedy useless bastards. If they werent so delicious they'd be extinct (yes I know there'd still be wild boar). Would eat you if given the chance.

Having a brain is a pretty shit criteria for deciding what we should eat

[Anonymous No.8316341]

>>8304133
Shellfish filter calcium from the water making the water healthier for fish to thrive in.
If you think "Fuck fish I'm edgy >>:)"
Well ok they also filter water that we drink so it's for our benefit not to eat them to extinction as well.
>the only way to fish sustainably is to ABstain

[Anonymous No.8317717]

>>8316341
I don't personally eat it but I don't mind ostrovegans if like i said they're overpopulated but it would be a chore to find out where they come from

[Anonymous No.8317738]

[Anonymous No.8317757]

>>8303400

[Anonymous No.8318208]

>>8303400

[Anonymous No.8318225]

>>8318208

>ignore the trolls

vegans are trolls though

[Anonymous No.8318254]

>>8317738
Fuck that looks disgusting.

[Anonymous No.8318262]

>>8303956
Ironic shitposting, yadda yadda.

[Anonymous No.8318265]

>>8304109
>Syn Cole
Yeah, you must be.

[Anonymous No.8319178]

>>8303400
I've got an honest question or two. Vegans don't eat honey or egg or milk products, right? It can be seen as exploitation of animals and this is objectively understandable. But in the hypothetical scenario in which all people on Earth become Vegan, what do we do with all the existing stock? Dairy cows will die if their milk isn't harvested often enough, and there will be an excess of eggs. Secondly, where would all the humans on Earth get an energy dense and efficient food source that doesn't rely on meat? I have no doubt that in the future we'll be able to make perfect nature-identical meat and I for one can't wait to get my teeth around a sandwich with perfectly shaped bacon within.

[Anonymous No.8319212]

>>8319178
Are you actually this stupid? If there is no demand, there is no supply. The remaining animals will be killed off and attempted to be sold, they artifically inseminate them anyway not like they multiply on their own.
It's not hard to be perfectly healthy while being vegan but I doubt the world will collectively go vegan anyway. There are advances being made in lab grown meat so that's probably where it's headed.

[Anonymous No.8319282]

>>8303400
This Lassens near me has this stuff called Vegegg that's pretty dope, and trader joes has some awesome vegan soy-chorizo that's the best chorizo I've ever had, and I've had a shit ton from living in southern cali in a 85% mexican town before going vegan.

[Anonymous No.8319293]

>>8319282
So jealous of vegans in California...so many options

[Anonymous No.8319549]

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[Anonymous No.8319619]

>>8319549
>>8319567
>>8319577
>be vegan
>bring children into the world
these people arent real vegans. vegans are supposed to minimize the suffering that they cause to all animals, including other humans. bringing children into this world is causing suffering

[Anonymous No.8319624]

>>8303400
Hey OP!

Don't mind all of these trolls. I know where you're coming from and I also feel like that other thread was getting derailed pretty hardcore.

I've got a cool idea for a quick and easy breakfast for you. First you take a handgun and place the barrel in your mouth. Simply ensure the safety is off and then pull the trigger for a warm, filling meal.

Take care now!

[Anonymous No.8319660]

>>8304110
I agree with most of what you're saying, but I would go slightly further.
>why should I care about animals that possess only rudimentary ganglia (insects, mollusks, etc)?
Defending insects is always a tough sell, but I think it's possibly that they have some form of experience, and while I would weigh it as less valuable than my own, I think that the simple capacity to have experience and to be alive is the single most important thing in the universe. It's certainly the most mystifying and difficult to explain, and maybe even life as simple as an ant deserves serious moral consideration. I mean, they have around 250,000 neurons, and while we certainly have a lot more, our experience is the most amazing thing I know of, so it's a high bar to set. This is impractical to seriously follow in a lot of cases (you'd have to never walk in the grass again, for instance. I guess Jainism actually goes pretty far, though) but it's certainly given me pause before I kill anything, even small things, lately.
It might be interesting for you to look into Jumping Spiders a little. Part of what led me down this path was how fascinating their behavior is.

[Anonymous No.8319666]

>>8319624
okay but what do you eat for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.8319669]

>>8319549
>>8319567
>>8319577
someone isn't insecure about their ethical choices

[Anonymous No.8319670]

>>8319624
Lead is harmful to the environment and animals!

[Anonymous No.8319683]

>>8319666
A sense of self-righteousness formed entirely off of the assumed self-righteousness of others.
Keeps me sustained day and night!

[Anonymous No.8319686]

>>8319683
what about your protein anon?

[Anonymous No.8319692]

>>8319686
drinking my own semen gives me a never-ending protein loop

[Anonymous No.8319699]

>>8319669
Me? Why thank you

[Anonymous No.8319721]

>>8319624
>someones vegan, better jump to talking about suicide!!

You should get such awful thoughts off your mind and actually kill yourself, fatty

[Anonymous No.8319726]

>>8319699
he was talking about me you blind fool

[Anonymous No.8319735]

>>8319726
It was actually me

[Anonymous No.8319738]

>>8306262
Can't judge considering the SHEER AMOUNT of my own jizz juice I consume on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.8319745]

>>8319577

Why don't you find all the articles are obese pre-diabetic 12 year olds? Oh, because it's way too common so the media doesn't report it. Instead they continue their bias reporting to make sure McDonald's will still buy adspace on their websites.

[Anonymous No.8319824]

>>8319745

[Anonymous No.8320238]

>>8309310

nutritional yeast isn't vegan.

[Anonymous No.8320305]

>>8319824

Wow, that is some quality journalism!