/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8287819]

Food related words and phrases you fucking hate

>super food
>craving
>guac
>chili and sea bass

[Anonymous No.8287831]

>gamey

[Anonymous No.8287833]

>>8287819
>RUSTIC

[Anonymous No.8287836]

>>8287819
More on pronunciation side, but

>"melk"
>"samwidge"

[Anonymous No.8287837]

>>8287819
I hate weeaboo faggots.
Does that count?

[Anonymous No.8287840]

>foodie
>molecular gastronomy

[Anonymous No.8287848]

>>8287840
>molecular gastronomy

you got a problem with carrot air bro?

[Anonymous !JJON.ckfag No.8287857]

>>8287819

>fusion dish
>artisanal
>sugar-free
>gluten-free
>non-GMO
>BPA free

[Anonymous No.8287882]

>raging cajun
>poke bowl

[Anonymous No.8287888]

ORGANIC

[Anonymous No.8287891]

>>8287837
gumball is an american cartoon senpai baka

[Anonymous No.8287938]

>'go 'za

[Anonymous No.8287941]

>>8287819
>Processed
Every food that has undergone a process can be considered processed. This is almost as bad as "chemicals".

[Anonymous No.8287943]

>gluten free
>gastropub
>all natural
>"with aus jus"
>double/triple/quadruple hopped
>anything misspelled like "wyngs"

[Anonymous No.8287954]

>blackened
>well done
>crispy

the correct term is "burnt"

[Anonymous No.8287955]

>>8287891
And you're still a weeaboo faggot.

[Anonymous No.8288112]

>>8287857
B-but BPA doesn't really have anything to do with food, it's just a plastic desu

Nothing really bugs me because I don't end up in circles where cancer like this is spoken, same with the food that I get, I've barely seen anything with overly-marketed words on them, but maybe that's an American thing

Only one that's somewhat annoying is the "foodie" term, and how some can only think of food in terms of "healthy" and food that's "not healthy"
They're probably the only ones who know what that means anyway

[Anonymous No.8288119]

>>8287943
Misspelled wings are done that way because they aren't actually wings.

[Anonymous No.8288123]

>>8287954
blackened refers to the seasonings you absolute retard

[Anonymous No.8288125]

>>8287819
Chill, Ian. See Bass. Aye, Owen, an oil lamp off the Costa Costa Rica. I've got a jet standing by, a chopper.

[Anonymous No.8288136]

>>8288119

then they should be fucking chicken nuggets

stupid fucking edgy advertising

HAVE A CHEYSE BYRGER

ALL NEW BYF CHYLI

TRY SOME LYZANGNYA

[Anonymous No.8288144]

>moreish

[Anonymous No.8288200]

>>8287943
>anything misspelled like "with aus jus"

>>8287819
I hate the word "fooding" in French. (Literally "fooding", it's not translated.)
We have a perfectly coherent language with Latin and Greek roots, why take an English word and fuck it's grammar in the arse? Is that what hipsters do?

[Anonymous No.8288211]

>>8288123
While specific seasonings are involved, a specific technique, namely high heat sauteing, is also involved.

Also, relax. He didn't quite reach retard level compared to many posters.

[Anonymous No.8288222]

>>8288200
I hate the way my fellow yanks think that "Aw Jew" is the name of the sauce.
"Can I get some more aw jew sauce?" when just "some more jus" would be more correct and take less time to say.
Also

>Bleu Cheese
>Can be made a virtually identical version for +$3
>Pick your spice level which we will then ignore

[Anonymous No.8288225]

>>8288123
Not necessarily. Blackened fish sandwiches in the south and FL just mean they're burnt on the outside (which is delicious) and some places do chicken the same way (which is not.)

[Anonymous No.8288226]

>>8287837
bruh

[Anonymous No.8288232]

>UMAMI

end yourself

[Anonymous No.8288268]

>Al fresco

[Anonymous No.8288319]

>>8287836
I'm sorry man that's just how we say milk

[Anonymous No.8288322]

>>8288136
I would eat the fuck out of Lyzangnya

[Anonymous No.8288376]

>>8287857
>>sugar-free
This is descriptive.

>>BPA free
This is a lame alternative to glass, metals, and ceramics, but still relevant information.

My turn:
>low fat ("Low fat butter! Low fat lard! Low fat potatoes! Low fat water!")
>"with only the finest ingredients" (AKA with only industrial slop)
>high quality
>premium

[Anonymous No.8288452]

rustic = we can't dice produce very well
free range = a local farm gave us a big discount on eggs and/or meat
tapas = we have mozzarella sticks and cocktail weenies
super food = nuts and or berries
umami = we just discovered yeast extract
artisan = there are chunks of oats in it
all natural = artificially flavored
gastropub = a couple dudes made some beer in their shed and want to serve it with pretzels
well done = we fucked up the oven settings
al fresco = it's got pico de gallo on it
premium = it costs about 4 dollars more
bites/bytes = designed to be eaten in one sitting
foodie = yuppie
fusion = we had excess tortillas and/or noodles
cajun = we discovered paprika
sugar free = 50% of product is vegetable oil
fat free = 50% of product is sugar
zero calories = cancerous to lab mice
limited time only = we botched the recipe
probiotic = makes you shit
whole grain = costs more and tastes worse
antioxidants = it's got acia berry or pomegranate in it
pescitarian = I can't afford a steak
paleo = i want to lose weight but also get drunk a lot
vegan = faggot (duh)

[Anonymous No.8288728]

>>8288452
>pescitarian = I can't afford a steak
Isn't fish more expensive than meat?

[Anonymous No.8288731]

>>8287882
texmex

[Anonymous No.8288737]

>>8288452
>pescitarian = I want to go vegetarian but I can't commit

[Anonymous No.8288748]

>>8288452
>>8288737
>>8288728
>pescitarian

[Anonymous No.8288751]

>>8288376
>>8288452
>premium
The word literally means, "an added charge." It says literally nothing about the food, other than that it costs more.

[Anonymous No.8288772]

dry brine
reverse sear
using the word roast when you mean "bake in an oven" instead of using a rotisserie.

[Anonymous No.8288779]

>>8287819
>Eggs Benny
>Apps
>Foodie
>Local, free range, organic, etc
>Craft
>House-made

[Anonymous !JJON.ckfag No.8288817]

>>8288112

In America our foods are often promoted utilizing the BPA-free slogan as a positive benefit of the food.

>>8288376
>sugar-free
a description of when no artificial sugar is added
i.e. "sugar-free" fruit juice


>BPA-free
again, a marketing term used for a american food and drink, enough to the point where the BPA term is most important when lent to food related matters.

[Anonymous No.8288843]

>>8288817
>a description of when no artificial sugar is added

No, that's when there's no sugar at all. Those juices simply say no sugar added

[Anonymous No.8288846]

>>8287819
>deconstructed

[Anonymous No.8288852]

>>8288817
I'm American, I've never seen BPA free labeling on any food. Just on the Nalgene bottles I buy. What foods use this label?

[Anonymous No.8288853]

>"the best fast food sandwich"

[Anonymous No.8288881]

>UMAMI

[Anonymous No.8288920]

>>8287941
Okay, how about overly processed?

In general, you wouldn't call broccoli processed. But you would call a twinkie processed.

[Anonymous No.8288959]

>>8288225
>blackened chicken
!?

[Anonymous No.8288973]

>>8287819
This deep in the thread and no one has mentioned
>'chili and sea bass'

[Anonymous No.8288983]

>>8288772
>reverse sear

what is this supposed to mean

[Anonymous No.8288985]

>>8288973
plenty of mispronunciations in the thread anon. Op clearly means Chilean Seabass.

[Anonymous No.8288990]

>>8288983
I think it has to do with sous vide

[Anonymous No.8288991]

>>8288779
eggs benny = we want to sell eggs benedict but always mess up the hollandaise

[Anonymous No.8288992]

>>8288983
Probably something to do with Sous Vide

On that topic

>>8287819
Sous Vide
Foodie
Blog
Over Easy

[Anonymous !JJON.ckfag No.8289005]

>>8288843
pic related

>>8288852
http://alexandrajamieson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/new-can.jpg

You may not eat Amy's very often, but I see this shit all the time.

I'll agree with you that is generally not on food containers outright, but I see it in plentiful amounts on bottled water and especially canned goods.

[Anonymous !JJON.ckfag No.8289008]

>>8288973

read the OP

[Anonymous No.8289055]

>>8288136
Almost sounds Welsh.

[Anonymous No.8289071]

>boneless wings

they're just chicken nuggets

[Anonymous No.8289079]

>>8289071
yeah but if they call them boneless wings you wont feel like an autistic child when eating/ordering them

[Anonymous No.8289105]

>>8288983
Bake or sous vide your steak, then put it on a hot skillet for a sear after the inside is already cooked to your liking. That's all it is.

[Anonymous No.8289184]

>mouth feel

[Anonymous No.8289199]

>Sexy

Unless you literally want to stick your dick in it, shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.8289206]

"fresh" is seriously starting to irk me as well as "beautiful" because people use it for literally anything without putting any thought into it whatsoever

>nasty looking porridge
>BEAUTIFUL
>black pepper that's at least several months old
>FRESH GROUND PEPPER

[Anonymous No.8289248]

ITT: Porn artists pen names. Search them on sadpanda.

[Anonymous No.8290062]

>>8287836
"melk" is Afrikaans for milk. Are people mispronouncing "milk" so badly they're accidentally speaking another language?

[Anonymous No.8290140]

>rustic
>means it's thrown together and served on a slab of wood

[Anonymous No.8290154]

>>8289206
>FRESH GROUND PEPPER

If you are cracking it with a grinder, it IS fresh(ly) ground and not incorrectly referred to as such.

[Anonymous No.8290156]

>>8287891
It's actually Irish.

[Anonymous No.8290166]

>emulsify
>Incorporate
>Niggerfy

[Anonymous No.8290172]

comfort food

[Anonymous No.8290181]

>>8290062
Melk might come from germanic since several european languages use it

[Anonymous No.8290186]

>veggies

I'm not a fucking toddler m8

[Anonymous No.8290187]

>>8287857
>tripfag

[Anonymous No.8290267]

>deconstructed

[Anonymous No.8290418]

>>8287840
someone post the foodie kid greentext

[Anonymous No.8290547]

>>8288452
I'm ok with this

[Anonymous No.8290603]

>>8290062
Apparently so. When native English speakers who pronounce milk as melk, they also tend to pronounce the hard K as a soft k– a phlegmy, guttural "ch" as in challah. As far as I know, the people who do this have no Jewish roots. It's as though they have a speech impediment from excessive phlegm production.

[Anonymous No.8290607]

>>8288452
It's sad how many phrases started out as useful before being shilled into oblivion. The food industry is so fucking shady and I know because I work in it. Like 90% of products are co packed in a handful of the same factories to create the illusion of variety. George carlin said it best America's #1 industry is the buying, selling, and packaging of bullshit.

[Anonymous No.8290611]

>>8290603
Or its because both afrikaans and the American dairy industry were heavily influenced by Dutch immigrants.

[Anonymous No.8290636]

>>8290156
It's French

[Anonymous No.8290662]

>>8290611
Except I do not hear it being viral like regional dialects. It seems more like a personal choice, or the physiological inability to pronounce the word like most people.

It may very well be a choice though. Some adults choose to say "sammie" or "sammich" when you know very well that they can say the words sand and which/witch because they think it's cute. It really isn't.

[Anonymous No.8290699]

>sport candy

[Anonymous No.8290773]

Growler

>>8288452
>fusion = we had excess tortillas and/or noodles

kek

[Anonymous No.8290786]

Comfort food = A meal of junk food. Hope you don't mind shitting a brick and gaining weight.

Rustic = We used a few ingredients because we're lazy.

Super food = Overpriced vegetable or grain because white people like it.

[Anonymous No.8290811]

>>8288452
Accurate as fuck.

[Anonymous No.8290851]

>superfood
>fusion
>non-GMO
>organic
>gluten-free
>reduced fat
>any misspellings (things like "froot", "kidz", anything with an I replaced with Y or S replaced with Z)
>foodie
>all-natural
>"only the finest ingredients"
>comfort food
>extreme (ie. when referring to spicyness or to appeal to kids)

[Anonymous No.8290859]

>>8288136
fuck i laughed at this

[Anonymous No.8290863]

>>8287819
>Pop

IT'S SODA YOU INBREDS
S O D A

[Anonymous No.8290885]

>>8290863
>Southerners use "Coke" as a generic term
FUCKING STOP

[Anonymous No.8290905]

>>8290863
>northerners
>inbred
i think you messed up your stereotypes

[Anonymous No.8290907]

>>8290885
How does that even make sense? Do they call all kinds of fish "salmon"?

[Anonymous No.8290915]

>Hole-in-the-wall/dive
Yeah when I'm in Mexico I'll be sure to stop by Juan's backwoods shack for some authentic charred goat anus tacos, it's hole in the wall so it must be some undiscovered great thing

[Anonymous No.8290916]

>>8290907
It doesn't and they are stupid due to century of arrested development and poor education

[Anonymous No.8291037]

>>8290885
>what kind of Coke do you want?
>Pepsi'll do

[Anonymous No.8291139]

>>8287819
man, I am CRAVING this new guac chili and sea bass super food

[Anonymous No.8291154]

>>8290885
>>8290907
>>8291037
It's used as a generic term for "soda" in that you would say
>Want a coke?
>Sure, got any pepsi/sprite/dr pepper/whatever

[Anonymous No.8291166]

>>8291154
Yeah, only retarded rednecks do that

[Anonymous No.8291174]

This doesn't 100% apply to the topic but I'm tired of hearing people ask for a "glass" of water, Coke, etc. When the place obviously only has and has ever provided paper CUPS. I heard someone ask for a "glass of water" at Sonic the other day. Glass is not styrofoam or paper, its fucking glass. What you need is a cup, because they don't give away glasses there.

[Anonymous No.8291196]

>>8287819
>evoo
>protein
>bam


i do love
>walla

[Anonymous No.8291221]

>>8290915
Branch out u judgemental pussy

[Anonymous No.8291336]

>>8291174
Not everything is meant to be taken literally, calm ur tisms buddy

[Anonymous No.8291819]

>>8290905
Nah I live in Wisconsin and I agree with him

[Anonymous No.8291849]

>>8289184
there's nothing wrong with this you wouldn't say champagne has texture it has mouth feel

[Anonymous No.8291876]

>>8287819
>Umami
Can be translated as "pleasant savory taste". AS OPPOSED TO UNPLEASANT SAVORY TASTE? Then what the fuck is normal savory taste?
>Smoothie
It's called a fucking shake or a mix you morons.

[Anonymous No.8291909]

queso
infused
also any portmanteaus. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_portmanteaus#Cuisine

[Anonymous No.8291916]

>>8288125
As a kid I thought chili and sea bass sounded disgusting,

[Anonymous No.8291917]

>>8291909
>getting autistic about the word cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.8292273]

>>8288452
10/10

[Anonymous No.8292278]

>>8290186
completely agree with this one

[Anonymous No.8292293]

>>8287819
>vegan
>Paleo
>vegetarian
>counting calories

[Anonymous No.8292307]

>>8288452
>pescitarian = I can't afford a steak

pescitarian = I am literally retarded and don't understand how meat works, and also fucking pretentious

[Anonymous No.8292317]

>>8291336
You must be one of those fucking retards I was talking about. That is absolutely the ONLY way you would even begin to defend it. Fuck you, illiterate and WRONG nigger fucktard.

[Anonymous No.8292335]

>THE PROTEIN

Do you refer to potato as 'THE CARBOHYDRATE'? Do you refer to milk as 'THE CALCIUM'? Do you refer to the salt as 'THE SODIUM CHLORIDE'? No?

Then stop fucking calling meat/fish 'THE PROTEIN'.

[Anonymous No.8292354]

>nourishments, provisions, viands, or any such hipster substitution for the word "food" on their menu
>staff asking if the food is "for to-go"
>corny bullshit made-up names for dishes that are clearly inside jokes amongst the owners/staff ("blanched flarney garney" for example)... this goes for coffee bean names too

I could name a million of these from wading through shitty hipster cafes.

I also hate the new convention of having a "bowl" on the menu. Like, we know you little freaks don't even want a composed dish, you just want some shit you pick off a list thrown in a bowl. And to think that there are people growing up on bowls. "What's a dish that really brings you back to your childhood?" "It's gotta be the bowl. You get chicken, rice, broccoli... yup." I guess I blame Chipotle

[Anonymous No.8292358]

>>8292354
forgot to add, people saying something "tastes well" instead of "tastes good"

[Anonymous No.8292374]

i hate it when restaurants describe their own food as "awesome" and whatnot. just say whats in it, dont tell me its the epic new awesome taste

[Anonymous No.8292375]

>>8292317
kek

I'm laughing at you, not with you.

[Anonymous No.8292377]

>>8292354
bowls are something you make at home. pots of slop made out of retooled leftovers are the best

[Anonymous No.8292400]

>>8292375
We're laughing at you, not with you.

Please provide more comedy, nigger.

[Anonymous No.8292413]

Why isn't obsession with food a mental disorder.

Not necessarily eating it, though.

[Anonymous No.8292433]

>>8291174
Well, maybe if you're being fucking pedantic about it. I bet you use the word "problematic" unironically too.

[Anonymous No.8292438]

>>8290156
>>8290636
It's Japanese you weeb

[Anonymous No.8292448]

>>8292413
you mean like the way a passionate chef is obsessed with food? that kind of thing?

[Anonymous No.8292453]

>>8292448
obsession has negative connotations

[Anonymous No.8292456]

>>8291174
Lots of things taken literally sound stupid, that's why you don't take them literally. Do you get mad at people who say they're going to fly on over to your place, when in actuality they won't be taking a plane or helicopter? The answer to that is "no," because nobody visits your place to begin with.

[Anonymous No.8292474]

>>8292456
nobody has ever said that the are going to "fly over" to your place

[Anonymous No.8292484]

>>8292474
google it m8, people do. just like they pop by somewhere even though they aren't balloons, or make their way over even though they aren't paving the road in the process of arriving.

[Anonymous No.8292492]

>>8290786su·per·food
ˈso͞opərˌfo͞od/
noun
a nutrient-rich food considered to be especially beneficial for health and well-being.
"he touts broccoli sprouts and salmon as two of the most perfect superfoods"

[Anonymous No.8292501]

>>8292492
>starts quote with "he touts broccoli sprouts"
>doesn't finish with a second rhyme
he touts broccoli sprouts and especially salmon. they are not crude, in fact they are superfoods, and he assures you that they are jammin"

[Anonymous No.8292522]

>>8292456
He's right and you're wrong

[Anonymous No.8292536]

>>8287819
>chili and sea bass

for the last time, it's CHILEAN SEA BASS

go back to your containment board >>>/tv/

[Anonymous No.8292581]

>>8290187
noice one

[Anonymous No.8292591]

>>8290863
>original term is sodapop
>northerners call it pop and there is nothing wrong with this
>west coast calls it soda and there is nothing wrong with this

on the other hand, southerners calling it coke is absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.8292594]

Pumpkin spice = There really isn't any Pumpkin in this, but fuck you, it's Fall, give us your money as this will not last.

[Anonymous No.8292619]

>>8292522
Right about what? He just said he's tired of people saying one thing and meaning another. That's just a shit opinion. He's right that speaking literally, there will be no glasses at Sonic, no shit. Nobody who asks for a "glass of water" at sonic actually expects one.

[Anonymous No.8292694]

>>8292594
To be fair, the name only implies it uses the spices associated with pumpkin. It's not "spiced pumpkin latte".

[Anonymous No.8292698]

>>8287819
>congeal

[Anonymous No.8292701]

>>8292694
Still kinda angers me how it's always limited to Fall, as if they can't hide the fact that it's essentially a "Give us money" scheme

But then again, same can be said for any Limited run thing

[Anonymous No.8292705]

>>8292701
Shit's dumb but it works.
That's the consumer economy in general.

[Anonymous No.8292755]

>>8288452
>al fresco
In jail?
... I guess it makes sense with the Pico

[Anonymous No.8292759]

>>8287819
Definitely guac for me. It sounds fucking retarded.

[CUNT No.8292765]

>>8287836
what about "sammich"?

[Anonymous No.8292851]

>deconstructed
How is this not just being lazy?

[Anonymous No.8292855]

>nom nom nom

[Anonymous No.8292856]

>>8292851
I just googled that. Is that really a thing?

[Anonymous No.8292865]

>>8292856
Just today I had an episode of some baking contest show on and the challenge was to make filled cookies.
One of them didn't finish and served the judges the filling on top of the cookie, calling it "deconstructed."
The judges at least laid into her for it.

[Anonymous No.8292927]

>>8292293
>Counting calories

Get out, d.y.e.l.

[Anonymous No.8293063]

>>8287836
>mulk

[Anonymous No.8293189]

>>8292765
Cutesy, diminutive, or "baby talk" versions of words are also disgusting. It's like watching old people make out or someone who dresses up their dog like a child.

[Anonymous No.8293771]

>>8287819

>mouthfeel
>artisan/artisanal
>locally sourced
>crafted

[Anonymous No.8293782]

At certain hipstery/artisanal hamburger joints in my hometown, they refer the actual burger as a "meat puck"

It triggers me to no end.

[Anonymous No.8293831]

>>8292855

[Anonymous No.8293847]

>>8290418
Mah nigga

[Anonymous No.8293887]

>>8287819
>guac
;_;

[Anonymous No.8293908]

>>8287819
>Food related words and phrases you fucking hate

>mahi mahi
>dolphinfish
I grew up in a time we just called it "dolphin" and no idiots were confused whatsoever about porpoises or anything else. People who ate dolphin actually lived on the coast and fished, and knew they were the #1 game catch for flavor, outside of sailfish for fight.

[Anonymous No.8293914]

>scrummy
>delish
>nomnomnom

Yeah nah fucking kill yourself

[Anonymous No.8294872]

>>8291909
>alcopop, from alcohol and pop
That one is useful to designate the shitty pre-mixed drinks aimed at teenagers along sweetened "beers".
I've seen it in French (when they wanted to tax them and not traditional booze) but hadn't understood they meant soda by pop (I assumed it was for popular, like pop music.)

>chork, from chopsticks and fork
>knork, from knife and fork
>spife, from spoon and knife
>sporf, from spoon, fork and knife
>spork, from spoon and fork
Eat with your fingers already.
>trongs, from tri- and tongs (pic related)
Oh fuck you.


>>8292413
Like bulimia and anorexia?
They recently added "being so obsessed with eating "good" (raw vegan paleo organic fair trade non-GMO and whatever, at the same time) you end up with deficiency". Can't remember the name, started with ortho- I think.

[Anonymous No.8295117]

>>8294872
>(I assumed it was for popular, like pop music.)
This mistake MUST END. "POP" does NOT refer to "popular". "Popular" is not a style or genre. Also fuck you and your mother.

[Anonymous No.8295174]

>>8288728
>>8288728
Depends on the fish and the meat, as well as location.

[Anonymous No.8295187]

>>8291174
The glass thing doesn't bother but similarly pedantic people calling all flatware silverware. Like your plastic fucking spork is not silverware. You cheap stamped discount store flatware is not silverware.

Fucking plebs.

[Anonymous No.8295200]

Cuppa

I fucking hate that word. I don't give a shit if it's common in Britain or wherever it sounds fucking retarded. God damn brits can't even speak their own fucking language correctly.

[Anonymous No.8295254]

>>8294872
>They recently added "being so obsessed with eating "good" (raw vegan paleo organic fair trade non-GMO and whatever, at the same time) you end up with deficiency". Can't remember the name, started with ortho- I think.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthorexia_nervosa

[Anonymous No.8295288]

>>8295254
Heh. Based on the criteria, freaky health diet nuts and most vegans finally have a diagnosable mental disorder.

[Anonymous No.8295472]

>>8292335
I actually do take it to that extent, but jokingly.

It's because I was used to my mother asking my siblings and I "what we want for the carb and vegetables." This would cause a series of petty arguments resulting in a victor. This makes the rest of the kids shut up about preferences because they have been wrestled and bribed into submission. It's a helpful tactic that provides an illusion of choice.

I do the same thing, now. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.8295498]

>>8292701
Is it weird that I have a strong preference for anything flavored with cinnamon and nutmeg all of the time? Fall commercialism is the best.

[Anonymous No.8295509]

>>8293189
Dogs dressed as children are wonderful.

I got to hold a terrier dressed like a Victorian doll yesterday. I'm still excited that this happened to me. It was so happy.

[Anonymous No.8295538]

>>8295509
I am very happy that you had such a wonderful experience. I congratulate you on being such a warm, special person.

[Anonymous No.8295548]

>>8287819
Inedible
or carcinigenetc

[Anonymous No.8295584]

>>8295538
There is nothing special about feeling joy in that situation. I'm pretty sure that's just how people feel when they encounter situations like that.

Granted, I am pretty sure that the dog's owner was 110% crazy.

[Anonymous No.8295602]

>>8287836
SENGWICH

[Anonymous No.8295619]

>>8295498
It is great, I just hate how it's mostly limited to fall and just waves around the whole "It's only for a limited time" thing.

[Anonymous No.8295628]

>>8288136

HOW ABOUT A PEETSAH
OR OREGANNYK VEGGTIBBLES

[Anonymous No.8295655]

>>8291166

it's actually mexicans

[Anonymous No.8295737]

>>8287954
enjoy your soggy bacon, autist

[Anonymous No.8295893]

>>8287819
>super food
I also hate this one. It makes healthy food sound like medicine or magic potions or some shit.

>Paleo
There are at least ten competing definitions for this and they're all fucking different.

[Anonymous No.8295900]

>>8295893
>>8287819
Thought of another

>Natural
Food makers can put this label on absolutely anything.

[Anonymous No.8296544]

>>8295117
So what's pop music?

[Anonymous No.8296556]

>>8292927
people who count calories are retarded

>1..2..3...4... huh, I guess Coca-Cola DOES have more calories than unsweetened ice tea. Good thing I counted!

>1...2...3...4... lasagna has more calories than a turkey sandwich? Someone call the FDA!

>1...2...3...4... processed food has a lot of calories! I can either count calories every time I eat a frozen dinner or go to McDonalds, or I can try to cut it out of my diet entierly... I think I'll go back to counting calories rather than using common fucking sense.

>1...2...3...4... a jumbo popcorn with extra butter has more calories than a small popcorn with no butter?! I better crunch those numbers again!

[Anonymous No.8296590]

>>8290172
At least comfort food is a real thing, the term has just been shilled to death by a lot of companies.

>>8290186
I hate how I know where that's from

[Anonymous No.8296598]

>>8287819
>adult anything
ex. adult mac and cheese
>artisnal
>sliders
>gourmet

[Anonymous No.8296607]

>>8296598
What's wrong with sliders?
Would you rather they be called "small burgers"?

[Anonymous No.8296610]

>Soul Food = Hope you love gristle and random pockets of grease
>Flambé = Only pretentious cunts use the word
>Fine Dining = Come on in, and pay an extra 20 dollars for us to use the dimmer switch
>Brat = ONE EXTRA SYLLABLE COME ON NOW

[Anonymous No.8296627]

>>8296556
are you actually retarded or just really bad at making jokes?

[Anonymous No.8296638]

>>8290603
Auight laikh meh sum feesh melk desu.

[Anonymous No.8296654]

Rustic is definitely the worst for me.

>>8293887
Poor jeb :( I keep telling /pol/ not to count their chickens before they hatch, I think he has something up his sleeve

[Anonymous No.8296671]

>>8296638
/tv/ pls stop mocking Rick, you're beating a dead horse at this point.

[Anonymous No.8296680]

>>8296607
Burgerettes

[Anonymous No.8296697]

>>8290851
maybe i'm just childish, but i enjoy the goofy misspellings of things and plays on words

[Anonymous No.8296704]

>Chipotle
>Chi-pol-tay

[Anonymous No.8296719]

>>8296671
I'm just making a joke about fish malk?

[Anonymous No.8296720]

>>8296697
CONCHESUMADRE VOLVIERON LOS GATOLATE

[Anonymous No.8296735]

>>8295117
>>8296544
The term "pop song" was first recorded as being used in 1926, in the sense of a piece of music "having popular appeal"

Sorry faggot!

[Anonymous No.8296774]

>>8290062
It's primarily Dutch, tho

[Anonymous No.8296790]

>>8290786
chia seeds before the superfood hype was just bird food sold for less than 1€/kg
Now a small container sets you back 4€
fuck hipsters man

[Anonymous No.8296798]

>>8287819
guac
super food
"artisan"
ORGANIC
VEGAN
gluten free
NON GMO CONFORMING
foodie
"food porn"
>>8290863
I call my soda drinks what they are, i.e., "can I have a Dr. Pepper/Coke/Sprite/etc?"

I never call it just pop or soda

[Anonymous No.8296801]

>>8291174
this is autismal thinking m8, get yourself checked out

[Anonymous No.8296805]

>>8291876
No, it's not.

A shake is short for MILKshake. It includes milk. A smoothie is typically just fruit with only juice used.

>a mix
nigger what the fuck

[Anonymous No.8296817]

>>8295900
>Natural = good, chemical and processed = bad
Nigga it doens't matter if someone chemically distilled antioxidants and put them in the food later on
It's all the same shit to your body
And then some
>natural
Fucking snake venom is 100% natural but I'll pass on that
>detox
This has to be the most idiotic shit around
Oil pulling is even beyond retardation
It's stagnation
It's reversal of progress back towards magic and hocus pocus

[Anonymous No.8296818]

>>8291876
>umami
It refers to a specific flavour present in savoury foods, distinct from saltiness and bitterness, which are also present.

[Anonymous No.8296834]

>>8296590
>At least comfort food is a real thing,

no it's not
all food is comfort food because it means you're not going to starve to death

[Anonymous No.8296849]

>>8296834
Some people find additional comfort in particular foods, due to a combination of nostalgia and hedonistic indulgence. You're literally claiming this doesn't happen, which is false.

[Anonymous No.8297306]

>>8288200
From what I understand, you guys do that with a lot of words these days in order to not clutter up the French language with new words all the time. Pretty dumb imo, especially for forms words like "food" that already exist. I guess it's because it's an activity, but still.
>>8287943
>with aus jus
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.8297399]

>>8290863
>not fizzy drink

[Anonymous No.8297404]

>>8290885
Most of the people who claim to actually don't. It's more that it and its variants are the only sodas people actually drink down here. "Soft drinks" is also acceptable. Pop sounds like you're fucking leave it to beaver or some shit. Like you're gonna order a pop at the diner and then go neck with your sweetheart at the drive in.

[Anonymous No.8297418]

>>8297404
Also what
>>8296798
said. People just say what they mean.

[Anonymous No.8297419]

>>8290172
Fuuuckin hate it
>comfort food
>treating yourself

Feeling the need to treating yourself and recogizing it as subject to talk about.

[Anonymous No.8297442]

>Gluten
>GMO
>Guac
>Veggies
>Alternative
>Poor Starving Kids in Africa
>Detox
>Low fat
>Substitute

[Anonymous No.8297447]

>>8287831
But gamey is an actual term used to describe the flavor of, you know, wild game.

[Anonymous No.8297448]

>>8296598
>Adult food
>It is just the same recipe with alcohol
Lol, Im so wasted xddddd

[Anonymous No.8297454]

>>8287943
>"with aus jus"
>not aus jus sauce

[Anonymous No.8297490]

>>8290885
Blame mexicans for that, we too have our diferent ways of callin it (Soda, refresco) but the therm "coka" is used everywhere

[Anonymous No.8297497]

>>8297454
Equally disgusting.

[Anonymous No.8297503]

>>8292307
>Pescitarian
Fish don't scream when you kill them
I am not a vegetarian, but if you are going to be one at least have some commitment

[Anonymous No.8297529]

>>8288452
>pescitarian = I can't afford a steak

It's really more "I'm an animal rights activitist but I only care about cute animals"

[Anonymous No.8297560]

>>8288452
>fish
>not more expensive
moron detected

[Anonymous No.8298282]

>>8295254
>Seeing food as part of physical well being instead of for pleasure
>Saying food can help with diseases (guess I'll keep pumping my body full of sugar then, and go back to prediabetes)
>Disgust/aversion over unhealthy food
>Weight loss

So, if I change the way I eat to be more health conscious, focused on nutrient dense foods (putting that as the focus instead of just "tastes good"), put down the doughnuts and eat some vegetables instead, and get disgusted by shit I know will lead me down the path of having a heart attack at 40, this means I have an eating disorder?

Granted there are extremes (vegans, compulsive dieters, etc) but according to this I have an eating disorder just because I eat healthy food.
Is this a fucking joke?

[Anonymous No.8298331]

>>8296556
u do realize people count calories as to not go over their daily limit and keep their intake at a proper level right?
or are you just pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.8298430]

>>8296590
efukt? Or did you watch the original?

[Anonymous No.8298442]

>happy hour lasts from 3-5

Seriously, who the fuck is that for.

[Anonymous No.8298548]

>>8298282
You're cherry-picking from a long list of criteria of which all or most of need to be present in order to qualify for this diagnosis. Usually, a lot of very specific conditions must be met to be clinically diagnosed with a mental disorder. Also note that it is not (yet) a widely accepted eating disorder amongst psychologists.

[Anonymous No.8298573]

>ctrl + f
>no "kale"
kale

[Anonymous No.8298581]

>>8287954
Blackened is definitly how the food is seasoned.

[Anonymous No.8298614]

>>8292594
I bet you're the kinda guy that gets pissed at the term "steak seasoning"

>but there's no steak!

...Or cheesecake

>but it's not cake!

...or Fruit Punch.

>but theres no actual fruit, nor is there any hint of violence!

Wew lad. You must be a thrill at parties.

[Anonymous No.8298615]

>>8288222
>Pick your spice level which we will then ignore
Triggered. They see my white ass at the thai restaurant and suddenly the 5 pepper curry becomes a 0 pepper curry.

[Anonymous No.8298649]

>>8287840
Molc gastro is actually a rather cool topic, but it has been memed into ruining.

The advantage of molc is a much higher level of control over flavor and so on, it really refers to new approaches for preparing food, or utikitizing a food item. Sadly most people use it as a shit trick to seem advanced. When I was in culinary school, we had a molc and competition class, shit was incredibly fun. The chef was insanely knowledgeable, and the class was really about developing new techniques over anything. Though most people just make some agar spheres or a foam and call it a day, and it's such a destructive relationship. Also it's very impractical in a normal service styled establishment. More of a cool hobby

[Anonymous No.8298725]

>>8287857
Diabetic flyover detected.

[Anonymous No.8299047]

>teriyaki

[Anonymous No.8299068]

>>8290885
I don't know much about the rest of the south, but the only place I've seen call all sodas "coke" in Georgia is Cookout, and that's only on receipts, which makes sense because they only sell coke products.

[Anonymous No.8299092]

>>8287819
>mouth-feel.
you mean texture, motherfucker?
>umami.
you mean savory, motherfucker?
>authentic.
you mean ethnic, motherfucker? you're saying its authentic because a nip made the pho and a beaner made the tacos and not the other way around
>super food.
you mean food that was heavily marketed to fat bitches who'll do anything but exercise and count calories, motherfucker?
>

[Anonymous No.8299126]

>>8288144
fucking this

[Anonymous No.8299351]

>>8287819
>you didn't think about the food's feelings
SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.8299405]

ITT: Autism

[Anonymous No.8299429]

>>8287836
Sammy

[Anonymous No.8299431]

>>8291174
You fucking faggot at least follow your own rules

[Anonymous No.8299434]

>>8287819
>our famous fries
>in-house BBQ sauce
>Hubby's favorite
>Fish of the day
>Managers special
>A la carte

[Anonymous No.8299436]

>>8293914
I say delish ironically

[Anonymous No.8299447]

>>8287819
>Topping
>Organic, gluten free, natural etc
>Stupid long names of dishes in restaurants for something totally conventional
>Sommelier

[Anonymous No.8299452]

>>8287819
I don't see the problem with calling something rustic. I mean rustic food is meant to have some sort of feel to it but I see why people don't agree.

[Anonymous No.8299495]

>>8288853
>the best fast food sandwich
That's the McChicken, right? Plus it's at a price point that can't be beat!
I have never had one, the shilling is inside my brain now. Good work McD shill

[Anonymous No.8299520]

I hate when I watch cooking shows and the faggot making the meal all of a sudden gets ethnic tongue when pronouncing an ingredient.
Example
>Ricotta
>pancetta

[Anonymous No.8299689]

>>8295200
>Brits don't use their language in the way that I, a retarded Yank, deem to be correct
>That means they're doing it wrong!
Take thine own life

[Anonymous No.8299696]

>>8298442
The answer should be obvious: those hours are slow so they're a way to drum up extra business during those times

[Anonymous No.8299977]

>>8293831
AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.8300122]

>>8288136
NUGGZ(tm)
Now with chickenesque Fla-Vor nodes

[Anonymous No.8301475]

>>8290885
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT

[Anonymous No.8301494]

how much of a faggot do you have to be to get triggered by food related words?

what? Baby will thrown a tantrum if I say I got the munchies? Are you gonna cry?

I swear to god that If i noticed somebody suddenly going all passive aggressive on my after I said something like craving I will put his face on the fucking hot barbie m8

[Anonymous No.8301539]

>open sandwich - on toast
>artisanal - this pizza is unsymmetrical, that'll be $45
>foodie - I ate at a local burger joint once and I wrote a blog post about it
>food blogger - single mom who doesn't cook for her kids and instead takes them out to fast food places

[Anonymous No.8301562]

>>8292484
"fly" can refer to the speed at which you arrive somewhere, as in very fast. "glass" never refers to paper.

[Anonymous No.8301570]

>>8299431
What exactly are you trying to say? That because a cup of liquid is a measurement, we should be able to refer to a paper cup as a glass?

If so, you're wrong and no debate can help you.

[Anonymous No.8301734]

>>8301494
>implying your face wouldn't get pushed onto the barbie first for saying "craving"

[Anonymous No.8301768]

>>8301539
>unsymmetrical
The word you want is asymmetrical.

[Anonymous No.8301804]

>>8288973
No, everyone is aware of that old Jurassic Park/tv meme about Chilean seabass.

[Anonymous No.8301815]

>>8291174
Generally I don't like this either. This comes from people not really thinking about what they're saying. This is a heuristic association but its one of the shortcomings of heuristic.

[Anonymous No.8302782]

Memes I'm fucking sick of hearing on amaracan tv:

> sloppy joe
> mac'n'cheese
> carbs (so fucking retarded they need to degenerate every word to 3 or 4 fucking letters with "s" in the end)
> fats
> protein
> veggies (another fucking retarded bimbo level tendency JESUS FUCKING H., DIE ALREADY!)
> bacon (literal meme)
> scrambled eggs (what are you, fucking brainwashed dickheads?)
> using brands instead of the actual names (nutella instead of chocolate paste with trace nuts)
> burgers (actually the least annoying cause a lot of the time it's used ironically)

[Anonymous No.8302894]

>>8296697
Is that fuccin Bubsy?

[Anonymous No.8302900]

>>8296798
>artisan

This triggers my 'tism every time

[Anonymous No.8302915]

>>8302782
>nutella instead of chocolate paste with trace nuts
>autism_speaks.jpeg

[Anonymous No.8302940]

>>8287819
>chili and sea bass
You dumb fucker

[Anonymous No.8303239]

>>8302782
>using brands instead of the actual names (nutella instead of chocolate paste with trace nuts)
When is the average person going to use or reference a chocolate paste with trace nuts that ISN'T Nutella?

Isn't it safe to assume that when a person says "Nutella" they are in fact referring to the actual product with that name?

[Anonymous No.8303302]

>ancient grains

[Anonymous No.8303314]

>"wholesome"
I hate this word in general.

[Anonymous No.8303326]

>>8293831
>4chan sticker on the dishwasher

[Anonymous No.8303382]

>>8298442
Students.

[Anonymous No.8303610]

>>8290907
Just like a tissue is called a "Kleenex", you have "Jello" shots no matter what brand of gelatin you used, and cotton swabs are called "Q-tips".

[Anonymous No.8303659]

>>8292492
That's what it's meant to mean but it's a marketing term. Pretty much any grain can call itself a superfood as well as any weird fruit. Avocado is marketed as a superfood and it's like 150 calories per fruit with next to no actual nutrition to show for it.

[Anonymous No.8303671]

>aeoli

[Anonymous No.8303703]

>>8302782
Nigga you are fucking dumb, and I'm not even American.

[Anonymous No.8303880]

>>8290863
>being this angry
Anger Over 9000!!!!

[Anonymous No.8304444]

>>8291849
I think texture works in this case, because of fucking course you'd be feeling the texture within your mouth.

[Anonymous No.8304476]

>>8287938
This

[Anonymous No.8304479]

>>8287819
>>guac
Fuck that

also in that same category when people call cucumbers "cukes"

[Anonymous No.8304480]

>>8288232
The fuck else do you call it?

[Anonymous No.8304507]

>>8287819
>this whole thread
>not one activate


wow /ck/ just wow

[Anonymous No.8304513]

>>8290885
I live in fucking Texas, the only people calling all soda "coke" are Hispanics, everyone else just asks for the soda by name. What shitholes do you consider "southern"?

[Anonymous No.8304527]

>>8301570
I think he's saying that unless Sonic serves water in 8oz portions, it's not a cup.

[Anonymous No.8304545]

>>8296556
Ladies (kek) and gentlemen, I present to you:
Literal Autism!
(or German "humour")

[Anonymous No.8304549]

>you need to stop
>You are going to get diabetes
And my favorite
>Do you want to live past 40?

[Anonymous No.8304557]

>>8304545
Was soll das heißen?

[Anonymous No.8304571]

>>8295498
Not really, although I suppose it depends on what you use cinnamon and nutmeg in/with.

[Anonymous No.8304575]

>>8295509
Ma'am, you might want to leave...

[Anonymous No.8304582]

>>8292865
You wouldn't happen to have a link to that, would you?

[Anonymous No.8304587]

>>8296654
He does have something up his sleeve... it's just more turtles.

[Anonymous No.8304618]

>>8299351
>you didn't think about the food's feelings
... what? Where did you hear that? Was it a business?
If so, please include name of business and state (if chain city and zip code will be needed).
Please and Thank You.

[Anonymous No.8304634]

>>8302782
It's times like this that I wish I had a "Bait" folder...

[Anonymous No.8304639]

>>8304557
German humour is regarded by some to be spectacularly shit.
>It's a meme, you dip.

[Anonymous No.8304769]

>>8287955
where's the proof

[Anonymous No.8305711]

poo poo platter

[Anonymous No.8305977]

>Flexitarian
Stop making up new special snowflake labels pls

[Anonymous No.8305989]

>moist

[Anonymous No.8306171]

>>8287819
Chilean Seabass retard

[Anonymous No.8306187]

>>8288232
what else do you call the savory flavor of glutamic acid you fucking faggot?

[Anonymous No.8306244]

>>8306187
referring to certain ingridients as umami, umami booster, or bombs like Kenji does, is fine
but the foody fags have the talent to call every fucking savory dish they eat umami, they use it as an adjective equally used and equally cringy as "delish"

[Anonymous No.8306369]

>>8287836
wait does milk and melk not sound the same should i pronounce it Mylk like mild but with a K?

also smangwitch

[Anonymous No.8306428]

>>8306369
Do you pronounce dick and deck the same? Pig and peg? They're two different vowels, represented by /J/ and /ɛ/ in the IPA. Maybe your language doesn't have one of them.

[Anonymous No.8306436]

>>8306428
That J should look like a small capital i.

[Anonymous No.8306851]

>>8288973
>>8288125
>>8292536
>>8302940
baited for this EXACT response

[Anonymous No.8307614]

>>8305711
I hate that term too, what does it mean?