YLYL /ck/ edition

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Anonymous Thu Nov 17 14:27:03 2016 No.8284542 [Reply] [Original]

YLYL /ck/ edition

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 14:29:39 2016 No.8284548 >>8284542 already lost

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 14:30:21 2016 No.8284550 >>8284542 Needs beans

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 14:33:19 2016 No.8284556 >>8284542 >literally created for the purpose of giving the homeless and emaciated paupers of Victorian London cheap and compact calories >HAHAHA FUCKING BRITBONGLES SHIT FOOD XDD

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 14:35:12 2016 No.8284560 >>8284556 Toast sandwich enthusiast detected. I know you can't eat anything that isn't halal over in Britain but by god you have other options.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 14:36:03 2016 No.8284567 >>8284556 triggered britcuck detected

Anonymous Thu Nov 17 14:38:14 2016 No.8284573

>>8284560
I made one once for the purpose of tasting how it'd be. It weren't wholly bad, at least done fried in butter. But as I said, it literally exists as a historical means of feeding those who suffered urban blight.

>>8284560
>>8284567

Ebin Britbongistan memes though lads, very ingenious and creative. :) I wish I could learn more about perfected utopian ambrosia of all other nations' on God's green Earth. It's totally just England with xD SHIT FOOD. :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 14:39:49 2016 No.8284577 >>8284573 And I thought burgers got butthurt at shitposts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 14:40:32 2016 No.8284580 >>8284577 Shitposting gets tedious after a while lad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 14:40:59 2016 No.8284584 >>8284556 Oh its real I thought Peep Show invented it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 14:59:55 2016 No.8284626 >>8284556 >>8284573 It's literally three pieces of bread with some butter This thread is already a testament to how sensitive britbongs are about their awful cuisine

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 16:25:51 2016 No.8284824 >>8284556 Why make it a sandwich tho? You can enjoy em separately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 16:39:20 2016 No.8284861 >>8284556 >your average britbong viciously defending their shortcomings Sometimes the workmen in my country eat dry bread for lunch but we dont record it and make it a quintessentialy local dish

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 17:03:50 2016 No.8284911 tbf a nice hot butter soaked piece of toast in between two slices of soft, fresh bread would be pretty tasty

Anonymous Thu Nov 17 17:11:07 2016 No.8284926

>>8284556
>being this butthurt
>not only being this butthurt, but also being so very wrong
Bro, the homeless and people on welfare would never be able to afford potash alum enriched bread. A person employed in a factory would be able to afford about one loaf + things to eat with the loaf or two loaves if they wanted to slum it.
Toast sandwich was a working class meal most likely """enjoyed""" by females and children of the family.
Beggars would be lucky if they could afford boiled groats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 17:15:35 2016 No.8284930 Another Britbong fail: Brits thought spaghetti grew from trees.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 17:16:18 2016 No.8284932 >>8284930 Sure but Americans think pizza is a pie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 17:21:24 2016 No.8284939 >britcuck bitching ruining a thread damn, did jamal not give you cummies or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 17:26:35 2016 No.8284947 >>8284932 Can't really blame soldiers for not knowing the marketability of alliteration and not knowing what a "tart" was.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 17:28:19 2016 No.8284954 >>8284947 But we can blame Victorian slum dwellers for inventing the cheapest possible meal they could think of?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 17:31:26 2016 No.8284961 >>8284947 They knew all about tarts. Those European tarts threw themselves at GIs every time a village got liberated.

Anonymous Thu Nov 17 18:00:04 2016 No.8285037

>>8284954
That wasn't the cheapest possible meal though. Cheap would have been unprocessed oats.
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Suppose one should keep in mind that the sort of loaves we think of when we say sliced bread would have popped up nearer to the Edwardian era and would have been a middle class type bread.
Victorian aged working class bread would have been rustic, artisanal three pound bulge, that you'd more likely just ride chunks off off instead of slicing. Family might go through five or six of them a week, which is an investment of three days of wages.
A sandwich made of three slices of bread would have been a nigga rich meal.

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Anonymous Thu Nov 17 18:29:58 2016 No.8285108

>>8285037

I can see it now.

>drunk law student staggers into the common kitchen
>checks fridge
>only butter
>check pantry
>only sliced bread
>fuck m8 imma mok moi uh toasss buh'ey
>toasts one slice
>slathers it in butter
>slaps two untoasted slices around them
>womens studies student been stabding there in horror the whole time
>"wot yoo dooin moi8" squeals the male femenist
>"iom poor loik uh victorion coal moiner moi8" slurs the drunkard
>"wow con oi 'ov uh boite?" Asks the cuck

And then hence forth it became a great british tradition through the sheep like tendancies of your average britfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 18:40:50 2016 No.8285127 >>8284911 This. Must be fresh and good nread to be good wo anything on it, though. Idk what everyones problem is. Is there anythung better than bread and butter? Toasted bread and butter. And I'm nowhere near british

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 18:43:04 2016 No.8285132 >>8284573 >Urban blight t.poorfag plebeian detected fuck off back to your factory

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 18:57:46 2016 No.8285185 File: 23 KB, 1002x508, MAC AND CHEESEY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anyone remember this thread? was just a random one but hilarious as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 19:00:52 2016 No.8285198 >>8285185 I'm impressed by how much autism we can get on a blue board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 19:10:11 2016 No.8285222 >>8285198 some guys nephew got bullied at school so he wrote him a recipe to cook with his dad to cheer him up, and he thought this would actually be ok, the kid was like 9 i think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 19:12:01 2016 No.8285227 >>8285090 I'm taking a foods class at uni that involves us bringing in our own dishes for everyone to try. One time, a girl brought this shit in. It was actually kind of good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 19:12:53 2016 No.8285230 >>8285227 it doesn't seem that bad especially if you look at other pics of it, but that fucking pic on the wiki page just looks old potato salad or something

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 19:13:22 2016 No.8285231 >>8284542 Do Americans really do this?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 19:33:03 2016 No.8285260 >>8285222 >teach young boy to use cayenne instead of being a pleb that uses the freshly cracked jew Not all bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 19:34:25 2016 No.8285264 File: 62 KB, 600x516, 7e7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285248 >tfw the australian media still occasionally wastes time "debunking" this guy and debating the status of his meal advice versus his total lack of nutrition qualifications

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 19:36:54 2016 No.8285267 >>8285090 The ingredients don't even sound half bad, it's just calling it a salad that's fucking ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 19:53:31 2016 No.8285299 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, Jack party cheese salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285267 >there can be only one """"""salad"""""""

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 19:54:54 2016 No.8285304 >>8285299 Kaiser Salad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 19:57:03 2016 No.8285308 >>8285090 I purchased this at a nearby Kroger deli as it was labeled as "Apple Fluff." It was pretty good but only because the portion I got did not have almost any Snickers in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:00:21 2016 No.8285319 >>8284556 consider how rich and varied basically any other cultures poverty foods are

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:03:28 2016 No.8285330 >>8285248 I don't get it, why are all the 4chan posts necessary to this picture? I've noticed a trend in screen capping that started around 2014 where people add in all the replies too. It looks so obnoxious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:07:14 2016 No.8285339 >>8285330 the reactions are hilarious man dont you want to see what your fellow cu/ck/s think about it too? thats a piece of history

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:08:47 2016 No.8285347 >>8285299 My best friend made this for me for my birthday. We tried it and it was one of the worst things i have ever eaten. Then we tried it intoxicated and it was even worse. 0/10 would not eat.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:12:44 2016 No.8285358 File: 58 KB, 540x960, 1470085801022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285355

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:14:03 2016 No.8285364 File: 89 KB, 650x1053, 1445381586048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285358

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:15:29 2016 No.8285370 File: 192 KB, 1071x866, -ck brothers 8 year old kid got bullied at school fa Food Cooking 4chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285364

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:16:32 2016 No.8285374 File: 175 KB, 854x494, 1437453698982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285370

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:18:06 2016 No.8285381 File: 62 KB, 691x220, laura.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285374

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:19:54 2016 No.8285385 File: 1.00 MB, 184x141, LNtElui.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8284542 You know what would be radical?? Toast the 3 slices

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:20:19 2016 No.8285387 File: 20 KB, 500x281, chef ramsay locked himself in the freezer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285330 >I've noticed a trend in screen capping that started around 2014

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:20:50 2016 No.8285389 File: 298 KB, 391x414, Homer 5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285370 that physically hurt

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:26:50 2016 No.8285409 >>8285387 What are you implying?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:29:24 2016 No.8285415 >>8285409 He's disappointed in you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:29:46 2016 No.8285416 >>8285358 This needs that "Congratulations" scene from End of Evangelion but with every line replaced with "Well done".

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:30:06 2016 No.8285417 >>8285339 It's from a /fit/ thread, I am one of the comments

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:31:44 2016 No.8285422 >>8285415 Is he taking particular parts of a post out of context and acting like he is surprised at it even though it makes perfect sense if you just add on the rest of the sentence?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:32:49 2016 No.8285426 File: 239 KB, 1752x1340, le meme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285381 Whoa, hold on there buddy. This screencap is lacking reaction memes There's no way you'll get good karma with a post like that! I fixed it for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:35:26 2016 No.8285433 >>8285330 Because the replies give depth to the post

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:38:17 2016 No.8285437 >>8285433 No they don't you literal shithead redditor. It's just obnoxious reaction images and REALLY BAD ones that say "PLS ADD ME IN THE SCREENCAP". It's just so people can rack up that lebbib karma.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:39:01 2016 No.8285439 File: 1.78 MB, 1200x680, giphy (6).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285426 Oh boy we're totally capping this right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:39:04 2016 No.8285440 >>8284542 Lost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:40:08 2016 No.8285443 File: 512 KB, 480x270, 1438112615471.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285437

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:40:34 2016 No.8285444 File: 12 KB, 295x222, YouTube-Dominos-Pizza-NOID-Commercial-1987-The-Dome-of-Quality_1259947343003-295x222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285426 >screencap

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:41:34 2016 No.8285447 File: 263 KB, 561x1920, 1463935357175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285426 I'm saving this

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:41:39 2016 No.8285448 >>8285426 >it's an anon has an autism meltdown episode

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:41:58 2016 No.8285450 >>8285444 I say it out of habbit because I have been saying that word for many years and I don't intend to stop. Your autism is just going to have to work around that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:42:46 2016 No.8285452 >>8285450 I was making fun of the picture you urethra

Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:43:07 2016 No.8285454
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>>8285437
generally the r/4chan mods will flair those as shitty crops so I'm not sure where you are getting that from, adding reactions is definitely more popular here even if it is annoying

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:43:11 2016 No.8285455 >>8285426 >being this angry

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:44:42 2016 No.8285461 File: 77 KB, 596x90, reporting an autistic individual.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285452

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:45:31 2016 No.8285465 >>8285426 I laughed first, then I felt sad for the chap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:47:03 2016 No.8285471 >>8285461 gasp

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 20:51:02 2016 No.8285477 >>8285437 >complaining about leddit in a YLYL thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:12:33 2016 No.8285524 File: 152 KB, 1080x1080, 1438872626216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8284542

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:19:29 2016 No.8285540 Anyone have the baking horn screencap?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:26:32 2016 No.8285553 File: 26 KB, 817x291, adsf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285267 It's a fucking salad, deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:26:43 2016 No.8285554 File: 263 KB, 1080x880, 1443948176748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285540 the what

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:28:15 2016 No.8285557 File: 338 KB, 1286x1500, 1443896381495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285554

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:32:38 2016 No.8285566 File: 31 KB, 540x720, FB_IMG_1479082533010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:35:48 2016 No.8285575 >>8284556 i mean people still eat it tho in the current time i'll try one someday but your post is dumb, man

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:37:49 2016 No.8285584 >>8285554 A thread about baking that involved honking a bike horn or blowing a trumpet at the oven for the 「COOL VIBRATIONS」

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:44:58 2016 No.8285600 >>8285447 I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:45:43 2016 No.8285602 File: 43 KB, 466x600, bye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285374 How the fuck did I lose so hard at that first reaction image??? Christ almighty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:49:37 2016 No.8285610 File: 782 KB, 1347x3893, 1474877123442.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:51:19 2016 No.8285614 File: 156 KB, 940x630, 1474667748339.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And this one. I love the o es were they end up shiting a storm and then crying post some of them if you gotem

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:52:42 2016 No.8285618 >>8285610 I cringed but then I saw the drawing and the pinkie pun and can't stop laughing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:56:28 2016 No.8285623 >>8285090 Sounds stupid but the flavors should all work pretty well together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 21:56:59 2016 No.8285625 >>8285248 >tfw fell for the activated almonds meme because qt almond sellers at the farmer's market told me how great it is

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 22:07:47 2016 No.8285638 >>8285355 Lost

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 22:09:06 2016 No.8285640 could someone post the hurgin pic? The way it's written cracks me up

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 22:12:16 2016 No.8285649 >>8285566 Fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 22:12:58 2016 No.8285651 File: 731 KB, 1451x795, hurgin leaves ya hurlin'.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285640 This one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 22:18:21 2016 No.8285665 >>8284911 I've been scoffing at it as has everyone else, but now that you mention it... If you had really good quality bread and a good amount of butter, it wouldn't be half bad.

Anonymous Thu Nov 17 22:20:24 2016 No.8285668
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>>8285600
it asks for 2 1/4 cups, which this genius thought meant to take two 1/4 cup scoops, which is 1/2 cup. If this were written to indicate that it would have said 1/2 cup. If OP wanted to use a 1/4 cup scoop he would have needed 9, not 2, but he is kinda thick and didn't realize this because this is babby's first cookie recipe

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 22:20:52 2016 No.8285669 >>8285600 He used two quarter-cups of flour instead of two-and-a-quarter cups

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 22:25:32 2016 No.8285675 Does anyone have that guy who pretends he's defusing a bomb when using the microwave? I was in that thread but never screencapped. I think it 404d now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 22:27:06 2016 No.8285677 >>8285675 >Does anyone have that guy who pretends he's defusing a bomb when using the microwave? You mean there are people who don't do that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 22:34:02 2016 No.8285691 File: 102 KB, 633x640, 1463967313305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285248

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 22:35:01 2016 No.8285692 >>8285677 No, but he posted something else, and the way he said it was autistic as fuck. The thread was up just a couple days ago but I can't find it now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 17 23:53:52 2016 No.8285851 File: 26 KB, 592x367, tfwnopizza.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 00:06:43 2016 No.8285896 File: 309 KB, 399x404, Hands on forehead.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285691 >2:30am Just screaming

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 01:03:27 2016 No.8286007 >>8285185 i do. The guy said that he has no clue how to talk to kids so this came out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 01:32:54 2016 No.8286056 >>8285461 Reporting a 4chan post because it was a little insulting? I thought abusing the reporting system like that was a bannable offence.

Anonymous Fri Nov 18 01:56:53 2016 No.8286097

>>8285330

It's not that replies are added, it's just in the last year or so, people either put way too many fucking replies that don't add anything in therms of reactions, or they try to be artsy in how the replies are arranged and it looks like a clusterfuck. The activated almonds pic is a good example. If the replies weren't rotated and overlapping it wouldn't look so obnoxious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 03:09:29 2016 No.8286206 >>8284556 u wot m8?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 03:12:30 2016 No.8286210 >>8285422 new

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 03:13:37 2016 No.8286212 >>8285426 >>>/r9k/ youll fit in better over there kiddo

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 03:57:01 2016 No.8286300 >>8285374 Fuck it's almost 1 am and lost my shit. Now the parrot is awake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 04:09:55 2016 No.8286324 >>8284626 Wrong. It allows you to savor the delicate interplay of flavors between different kinds of butter and salts. Try Fleur de sel with fresh butter from a farmer instead of a factory to create it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 06:22:38 2016 No.8286569 File: 493 KB, 500x275, disgust.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285651 What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 06:28:14 2016 No.8286581 >>8284573 >this much Britbongistani salt

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 08:43:55 2016 No.8286788 >>8285896 Thanks for the youtube comment pointing out the joke everyone else saw

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 09:36:02 2016 No.8286873 >>8286581 >this much Britbongistani salt If you think that's salty, you should see the Americans when threads laugh at them, sodium levels go through the roof as well as the figures for reporting threads. Bongs are pretty cool about it to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 10:04:47 2016 No.8286907 >>8284542 O B S E S S E D Tell me again how we all eat toast sandwiches everyday oh johnny foreigner, I need you're expert advice

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 10:25:28 2016 No.8286947 >>8285185 >Throw it so it splashes like your bully splashed you with toilet water! every time

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 11:13:15 2016 No.8287080 >>8285524 >Tare 0.00lbs I guess if you're dumb enough to buy that in the first place why not get fucked over twice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 11:27:50 2016 No.8287117 File: 19 KB, 387x468, 1478369794625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285374 Fucking lost

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 11:28:25 2016 No.8287119 >>8286907 Mad bong detected

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 11:47:33 2016 No.8287175 >>8286210 That is not true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 12:14:46 2016 No.8287259 >>8286907 so fucking mad after his sister rejected his advances this week

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 17:55:50 2016 No.8288291 >>8285566 fucking lost I genuinely thought it was one of those "avant garde" deconstructed meals at first but then I noticed the pencil and what the ingredients actually were

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 18:05:43 2016 No.8288323 >>8285557 I don't get it. Do you just think the name is funny or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 18:13:46 2016 No.8288348 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARU7loK3sCE

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 18:32:16 2016 No.8288403 >>8285553 If you call that a salad, you're pretty autistic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 18:57:00 2016 No.8288496 >>8285090 fuck snickers

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 18:58:50 2016 No.8288500 >>8285185 I remember it making me really sad for some reasons

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 19:07:36 2016 No.8288514 File: 2.16 MB, 3120x4160, 1466683089527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8288323

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 19:10:10 2016 No.8288521 >>8285675 That entire thread was gold. >OP thought he was in a concentration camp everytime he had soup >this autist with the microwave

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 19:13:50 2016 No.8288528 >>8285330 it's all the people who came here after seeing r/4chan posts

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 19:15:09 2016 No.8288533 >>8285364 Lost

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 19:17:12 2016 No.8288538 >>8285108 Your greentext fantasy might be okay, if it weren't for the fact the toast sandwich was documented in a Victorian cookery book.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 19:17:50 2016 No.8288539 File: 62 KB, 400x533, 1451452777368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8288528 like >>8285454 said, they hate that shit on reddit. you're off your rocker my dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 19:22:23 2016 No.8288546 >>8285347 You and your friend sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 19:28:48 2016 No.8288572 >>8285566 Okay I'm a retard. Is this just like supposed to be ironic and making fun of artsy food by using bad ingredients?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 20:02:09 2016 No.8288641 >>8288572 >Okay I'm a retard. Is this just like supposed to be ironic and making fun of artsy food by using bad ingredients? You do not eat pencils?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 20:08:10 2016 No.8288661 >>8288539 how would you know YOU NEED TO GO BACK

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 20:09:12 2016 No.8288663 File: 280 KB, 605x370, fuck u.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8288661 make me then you bitch ass nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 20:31:07 2016 No.8288704 File: 5 KB, 202x250, 33576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8288641 >You do not eat pencils? We fucking know what post you're referencing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 20:31:32 2016 No.8288705 >>8285108 don't think womens studies is popular here, which is nice. Your storie's not that off otherwise, seeing as i've seen my flatmate eating pasta with butter in it after she came home shitfaced.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 21:29:21 2016 No.8288854 >>8288323 I kinda want to know what artificial goat flavor is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 22:58:10 2016 No.8289080 >>8285090 its actually pretty good desu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 23:02:33 2016 No.8289093 >>8285090 Look like bowl of month old dog shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 23:04:22 2016 No.8289098 >>8286300 Better put it down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 18 23:06:27 2016 No.8289103 >>8285524 Whaaaaaat

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 00:58:30 2016 No.8289363 >>8284556 >give homeless 3 pieces of bread >call it a sandwich >british engineering lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 01:02:36 2016 No.8289373 >>8288705 is there something wrong with pasta and butter?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 01:04:45 2016 No.8289376 i know everyone here has seen em at this point but can someone dump all the jack webms? my friends and i are fuckin dying

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 01:30:13 2016 No.8289433 >>8287080 what is tare?

Anonymous Sat Nov 19 01:38:47 2016 No.8289441

>>8289433
Essentially way in the vessel something is in.

If you weight out a bottle of water, for j stance, you weigh out the bottle first, them weigh the water and subtract the weight of the bottle.

So, say the bottle weighs 1 gram, and inside is 3 grams of water priced at 25 cents a gram.

Tare=1 gram (weight of the bottle)

Water=3 grams

If you pay 75 cents, you're paying for the water only. If they don't do tare, you'd wind up paying a dollar for the same thing.

I realize the measurements here are weird, I'm just using them to simplify things.

tl;dr-Whole Foods is ripping this guy off...But what do you expect from The Granola Jew?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 01:51:07 2016 No.8289456 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 01:53:00 2016 No.8289457 File: 1.61 MB, 300x241, 1453308118663.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8286788 >Thanks for the youtube comment pointing out the joke everyone else saw

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 01:53:05 2016 No.8289458 >>8289456 >it is the oil which gives it the taste You know you're a shit cook when vegetable oil is your star ingredient.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 01:55:37 2016 No.8289461 >>8289441 ah so they are paying for the water asparagus and the bottle which could have been taken out with tare?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 01:55:40 2016 No.8289462 >>8289441 Looks like it's a set price of 5.99 anyway, doesn't matter how heavy it is

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 02:09:01 2016 No.8289478 >>8285614 If anyone wants to replicate this, just use whatever sugar substitute they use in haribo sugarless gummy bears. Exact same reaction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 02:12:56 2016 No.8289484 File: 703 KB, 1360x3024, bean boy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8284542

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 02:21:38 2016 No.8289497 File: 58 KB, 533x496, 1479523621204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285614 Wtf was in the recipe?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 02:22:42 2016 No.8289500 >>8289497 Almost certainly >>8289478

Anonymous Sat Nov 19 02:23:58 2016 No.8289504

>>8289461

no.. he's fundamentally misunderstanding what's happening in that picture. he's trying to rationalize what's happening in that picture..

the reality of the situation is that whole foods can put asparagus spears in a bottle of water and put it on their shelves where people will buy it for $6.

the price is completely arbitrary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 02:25:10 2016 No.8289505 >>8289478 A friend of mine once poisoned me with melted down diabetic candy. I farted for 90 minutes straight

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 02:53:00 2016 No.8289588 >>8289103 it's real. they even issued a public non-apology apology after a while

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 02:58:36 2016 No.8289596 >>8289504 Wasn't trying to rationalize anything. Other guy asked what tare is. I told him what tare was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 03:14:17 2016 No.8289616 File: 3.03 MB, 1920x4840, sushi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A classic

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 03:19:23 2016 No.8289619 >>8284556 Just want to join in and laugh at the Britbong

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 03:47:50 2016 No.8289663 File: 166 KB, 768x1764, 1475543685715.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 03:57:36 2016 No.8289681 >>8285090 >Iowa No fucking surprise there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 04:02:31 2016 No.8289695 >>8289668 lost it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzaQjS1JstY

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 04:09:49 2016 No.8289705 Am i banned

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 04:11:33 2016 No.8289708 >>8285358 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 04:20:29 2016 No.8289720 >>8285426 Truest thing I've seen all day

Anonymous Sat Nov 19 04:25:18 2016 No.8289724 [DELETED]

>>8284542
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 04:27:36 2016 No.8289733 >>8289724 /asp/? /pol/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 04:30:07 2016 No.8289742 File: 45 KB, 640x646, 1472876276130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8289724 am I on fucking facebook?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 04:31:28 2016 No.8289747 >>8285358 It takes skill to cook a good well done steak man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 04:48:15 2016 No.8289779 >>8289742 worse, you're in hell

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 05:01:03 2016 No.8289795 >>8284556 How is this true, we wouldn't have had toasters back then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 05:11:38 2016 No.8289819 >>8285185 this was my favorite thread of the year.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 05:41:30 2016 No.8289864 >>8284542 Wow UK really sucks at cooking

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 05:42:59 2016 No.8289866 >>8284542 Lost

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 05:59:03 2016 No.8289882 >>8285524 this cant be fuckn real

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 06:26:18 2016 No.8289922 File: 1.03 MB, 1336x4460, 1436151788092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a classic

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 06:29:48 2016 No.8289925 File: 109 KB, 840x700, people-pot-pie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285299

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 07:09:49 2016 No.8289993 >>8289663 I never believed this story. It's too wacky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 07:32:24 2016 No.8290030 >>8289500 Probably also a lot of lactose

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 07:41:57 2016 No.8290045 >>8289363 >give your entire country hog snouts and beef hearts smooshed up in casing >call it a hot dog >American culinary arts lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 07:46:33 2016 No.8290051 >>8289478 It's called sorbitol, a non-digestible sugar alcohol and the active ingredient in prune juice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 10:15:40 2016 No.8290290 File: 74 KB, 154x204, HAHAHAHAHA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285185 >FRESHLY GRATED PARMESAN (IF YOU USE PRE GRATED YOUR BULLY WAS RIGHT!)

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 10:30:55 2016 No.8290318 >>8289497 1 cup whole milk 1 cup chocolate brownie mix 3 cups chocolate ice cream 1 cosmic brownie Chocolate candy coated sprinkles Rainbow sprinkles Whipped cream Chocolate sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 14:05:52 2016 No.8290807 >>8284556 Why are britbongs so poor? Just watched the episode of Black Market with the meat theiving gang, even America isn't this bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 15:48:30 2016 No.8291049 >>8285355 kek why is this so funny

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>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 15:58:08 2016 No.8291074 >>8286300 >imagined a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder lurking on /ck/ and lost

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>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:18:06 2016 No.8291135 >>8285299 God he's such a disgusting fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:21:47 2016 No.8291143 >>8291110 going to japan in a month. im prepared to try it. should i take pics and post them when i do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:22:30 2016 No.8291144 >>8291143 Go for it. I hear horse is actually quite delicious. Make sure to try the chicken sashimi as well, japan is pretty much the only place to get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:23:19 2016 No.8291145 >>8291123 How does that even happen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:28:45 2016 No.8291157 >>8289882 They pulled the product because they couldn't successfully swindle people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:33:00 2016 No.8291163 >>8291144 >chicken sashimi but seriously, has anyone really tried horse?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:35:10 2016 No.8291169 File: 45 KB, 620x413, lasas_381969c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8291163 >has anyone really tried horse? I ate pic related once, so probably

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:39:42 2016 No.8291179 File: 19 KB, 222x293, 1478678971280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285364 >those teeth lost hard

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>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:43:38 2016 No.8291186 >>8291180 I've always wanted to know the story behind this, and if the mad bastard actually did it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:45:40 2016 No.8291189 >>8291163 i've eaten a burger from tesco

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:46:57 2016 No.8291193 >>8291186 I want to know if he won his market's standup comedy competition.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 16:52:29 2016 No.8291202 File: 42 KB, 640x621, beans.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8289484

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 17:01:24 2016 No.8291219 >>8284556 here's your (you), "great" britanistani

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 17:02:11 2016 No.8291220 File: 100 KB, 550x305, image.axd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8291163 Smoked horse meat in very thin slices is a fairly popular sandwich topping here in Sweden. Most grocery stores have it for sale.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 17:05:32 2016 No.8291224 >>8285248 I never found this that funny cause 'acitvated' always made sense to me Not even native english speaker but it just made sense so I never really paid attention to the wording that much

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 17:07:51 2016 No.8291229 >>8285358 triggered

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 17:15:01 2016 No.8291248 >>8291220 I thought bull was the most popular meat in sweden

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 17:31:54 2016 No.8291286 File: 1.12 MB, 1392x4272, true and honest version.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8289922 Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 18:11:03 2016 No.8291361 >>8285299 What angers me most isn't the cesspit he is creating in a pan but the fact he has the handle of said pan facing the wrong way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 18:12:19 2016 No.8291365 >>8291163 No seriously. Chicken sashimi is a thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6rVZng-AnY

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 18:14:45 2016 No.8291368 File: 285 KB, 736x999, 1474663326330.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8291180 >>8291186 Its better with the full thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 19:21:31 2016 No.8291504 >>8291248 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 19:23:36 2016 No.8291508 >>8291504 Eh, pretty stale.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 19:42:37 2016 No.8291558 >>8291368 This always makes me laugh, but honestly that first hydrox joke isn't that bad. Goes completely off the rails from there though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 19 19:43:38 2016 No.8291561 >>8291368 I hope that this was real, but if so I'm sad that we don't have video of it

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 00:42:10 2016 No.8292362 >>8291054 >kot on table Ultra-kek, shame there's no Julia Child on here but I guess she's not really a /ck/ meme

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 01:01:37 2016 No.8292420 >>8291123 My pizzas always fold up like a taco shell in the oven.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 01:44:47 2016 No.8292538 File: 70 KB, 395x594, 4182468-frank+miller+frank+miller+sin+city+dame+kill+xln4obnvuual.jpgv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8291368 >take suggestions and impersonate Oreo flavors until end

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 02:02:53 2016 No.8292604 >>8291143 >>8291144 Tried horse sashimi there this past march, it was actually really good. Had it with some kind of ponzu shoyu sauce. I'll try looking for chicken the next time I'm there. Wanna try whale too if I can get it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 02:10:25 2016 No.8292623 >>8285090 >Snickers salad is a mix of Snickers bars, Granny Smith apples, whipped cream and often pudding or whipped topping served in a bowl. That is fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 04:10:56 2016 No.8292839 >>8292623 don't knock it till you try it, I prefer kitkats in mine though instead of snickers

Anonymous Sun Nov 20 04:58:23 2016 No.8292883

>>8285454
This is my favorite cap of all. The idea of substituting with the ingredients they did is the most, you did what of any story I've read in a long time.
As someone that enjoys cars it reads to me as, "well I was low on gas so I filled up my tank with bleach." You what m8.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 05:00:26 2016 No.8292886 >>8291096 aside from being a meme, this dude runs a michelin starred restaurant where I live.

Anonymous Sun Nov 20 05:11:34 2016 No.8292912

>>8285299

Memes aside, this dish wouldn't be too bad if you took out all the fatty diabetes crap, like the whipped topping, cream cheese, sugar, etc. You could pass it off as a sensible fruit/veggie pie. I would also cook it much longer, instead of letting it congeal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 05:33:38 2016 No.8292956 >>8291101 What the fuck does natural news have against microwaves?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 05:38:44 2016 No.8292964 >>8292956 It's putting radiation in your food maaaaaan

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 05:42:43 2016 No.8292971 >>8289705 You are now, friendo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 06:12:27 2016 No.8293003 >>8291163 Horse meat is very popular in the region of Russia I'm from, go for it. It's like a leaner beef.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 06:25:56 2016 No.8293016 File: 138 KB, 515x515, 1457845936914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8291163 Well I've eaten Metworst made (at least partially) of horse meat. Does that count?

Anonymous Sun Nov 20 06:32:57 2016 No.8293019

>>8291163
Horse meat is pretty big in Belgium and the south of the Netherlands, I've had it in stews, as a meat sauce over fries, tartare, horse rump steak, and smoked and thinly sliced on a sandwich. Really good meat, somewhat like lean beef, I actually prefer it over beef, if I can guarantee it's clean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 06:36:43 2016 No.8293024 >>8291365 There's nothing wrong with raw chicken, as long as it's extremely fresh. Good chefs pride themselves on having you choose the chicken they will then kill in front of you, so that they can guarantee freshness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 06:55:05 2016 No.8293038 File: 42 KB, 411x420, ss (2016-04-03 at 08.35.53).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8291101 >Cancer is a fungus

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 07:16:13 2016 No.8293061 >>8292964 Did you know that if you leave food in the sun its harmful rays will spoil it? Its why man invented fire to properly prepare food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 07:16:27 2016 No.8293062 >>8288496 lost at this for some reason

Anonymous Sun Nov 20 07:22:25 2016 No.8293072

>>8293024
Freshness has absolutely nothing to do with the risk of infection. The live bird can be (and is) full of all kinds of germs and the frozen fillet can be positively sterile. It has everything to do with sanitary animal keeping and slaughter house hygiene. And screening.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 07:27:31 2016 No.8293084 >>8293072 He's baiting and you fell for it hook, line and sinker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 07:36:21 2016 No.8293094 >>8293072 >Freshness has absolutely nothing to do with the risk of infection Actually it does. Basic Food Hygiene 101 mate. - Time!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 09:14:58 2016 No.8293256 >>8291361 This. He has to reach across to hold it. I didn't think anyone else would notice but I'm literally kinda pissed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 12:43:05 2016 No.8293635 >>8285385 that would be a toast toastie. that's a completely different thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 13:18:23 2016 No.8293712 File: 262 KB, 1270x949, 2015-05-11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285248 SSD's at the store I work at used to come with an 'ssd activated' sticker. So of course my friend and I collected em for a shitty meme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 13:58:02 2016 No.8293823 >>8293712 10/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 14:07:48 2016 No.8293841 >>8291163 Not uncommon around here in Belgium. Cured & cut in thin slices for sandwiches it's pretty damn delicious. Also had a stewed meat dish once, with horse instead of the usual pork. Very tender & lean, I really enjoyed it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 14:10:12 2016 No.8293848 >>8285090 fucking lost

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 19:40:43 2016 No.8294866 >>8285651 It even has a name that sounds like some sort of mythical beast.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 19:50:27 2016 No.8294899 File: 76 KB, 724x620, Leto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285364 everytime

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 20:12:55 2016 No.8294967 File: 111 KB, 675x900, brit chips.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8284542 is this just /britfoodgeneral/

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 20:15:49 2016 No.8294988 >>8294967 No but if you want to piss off some limeys then I won't stop you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 20:22:28 2016 No.8295013 >>8284542 Caps lock anon makes me laugh. I just imagine all of /ck/ in a room and he's just screaming at all of us. Not even angry stuff, he's just giving his feedback and opinions but we're slightly unsettled by him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 20:26:21 2016 No.8295026 >>8292839 We all know what fucking apples, snickers and whipped cream tastes like retard. There's no way mixing that shit together can even be classified as a dish outside of America.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 20:27:53 2016 No.8295030 >>8285447 I lost it.

Anonymous Sun Nov 20 20:31:44 2016 No.8295043

>>8295013
kek

It seems to me that's the point. This apparently irrational reaction to letters typed in all caps. If you think about it, there's no reason to have an emotional splurge when you see it. But it happens anyway. I admit I have to hide the posts. It's a postmodern reflection of ourselves.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 21:06:17 2016 No.8295141 File: 76 KB, 519x600, 329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8295107

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 21:20:25 2016 No.8295178 File: 27 KB, 512x368, 04a - Nasty Patty.avi_snapshot_03.52_[2014.12.02_20.07.11].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285108 >"wow con oi 'ov uh boite?" Asks the cuck Fuck. I lost.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 21:21:28 2016 No.8295181 >>8290318 jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 21:28:09 2016 No.8295191 >>8291058 Raccoons are my favorite animal ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 21:39:50 2016 No.8295212 File: 1.94 MB, 230x175, Ray-Liotta-Laughing-In-Goodfellas-Gif.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8289616 Jfc, okay, I'm done

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 22:00:31 2016 No.8295305 >>8295191 Sorry to tell ya but raccoon's taste pretty alright. t. Southern Louisiana

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 22:08:34 2016 No.8295331 >>8295305 ;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;; (you dont mean black pussy right?)

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 22:11:37 2016 No.8295343 >>8291129 omg her ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 22:40:48 2016 No.8295457 >>8295331 No. I don't. Skin 'em, cut out the musk glands and cook em low and slow. Bretty gewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 22:47:28 2016 No.8295476 >>8294967 >American Style Mustard What does that even mean

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 22:47:47 2016 No.8295479 >>8295331 People eat animals, anon. Just because you like it doesn't mean it's not consumed by someone somewhere at some point. Guinea pigs, cats, dogs, sharks, squid, cows, pigs, squirrels, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 20 23:18:34 2016 No.8295579 >>8295476 ballpark mustard probably

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 01:13:29 2016 No.8295872 >>8295476 English mustard is very, very strong. American style mustard is - shockingly enough - similar to the shit burgers call mustard (i.e yellow cum).

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 01:14:04 2016 No.8295876 >>8295872 >>8295579 Ah so that nasty shit heinz sells

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 01:14:26 2016 No.8295880 >>8285851 The taco stand workers i go to every 2-3 days do the same but trough whatsapp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 01:24:15 2016 No.8295912 >>8291085 a creme pie

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 01:24:41 2016 No.8295919 >>8295026 its not whip cream its that jet puff marshmallow spread mixed with cool whip. you better not be a bong trying to tell me what classifies as a dish either. not even our dogs eat as poorly as you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 01:27:38 2016 No.8295930 >>8295476 Everything this isn't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPYhxDPT2DM

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 01:59:20 2016 No.8296002 >>8291286 I gotta admit anon, even when stoned out of my mind I like your version better. Everything doesn't need to be obnoxious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 02:03:36 2016 No.8296012 >>8293712 Oh shit that was you? nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 02:30:08 2016 No.8296052 >>8291063 Lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 02:41:48 2016 No.8296083 File: 472 KB, 1366x768, hydrox trump.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8291180 Dude what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 02:56:42 2016 No.8296103 File: 75 KB, 639x628, 1453338400387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8291101 >acidic foods cause cancer >lemon juice is more effective than chemotherapy

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 02:58:22 2016 No.8296107 >>8289616 it looks nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 03:38:55 2016 No.8296163 HEHEHE HOLY TOP KEK LOST!!! THIS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 03:56:28 2016 No.8296191 >>8296103 Citric acid is akalinizing once processed in the stomach

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 04:05:54 2016 No.8296213 >>8291074 lost because of you dangit

Anonymous Mon Nov 21 05:50:21 2016 No.8296327

>>8291163
In the next big town of where i live there is a semi-famous restaurant which exclusively serves dishes witch horse meat, which they also produce themselves.
You can get basically everything with horse meat there and it's fantastic.
Horse is pretty much like normal beef, but less tough and chewy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 07:04:46 2016 No.8296406 File: 158 KB, 735x574, 2016-10-06 12.28.40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285364

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 09:52:50 2016 No.8296560 File: 21 KB, 330x303, Samsung-SSD-Activated.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8296012 Yes, acknowledgement!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 10:03:11 2016 No.8296579 >>8293712 Kek I have one of those stickers on my shitbox laptop

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 10:56:47 2016 No.8296691 >>8285370 >But not wonderbread. Holy kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 11:58:36 2016 No.8296825 File: 58 KB, 638x748, 1424959804219.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8291101 >17k shared this

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 12:07:25 2016 No.8296839 >>8295476 If you breath out through your nose while consuming something with english mustard on it you swear youd never make that mistake again. Not as strong of a nose burn as wasabi but not too far off. More mouth burn though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 12:51:30 2016 No.8296934 >>8291088 Hmmmm that file name Hmmmmmm

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 13:15:32 2016 No.8296984 >>8286212 what kind of reply is that

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 13:16:09 2016 No.8296986 >>8289795 there's this thing called fire. you might have heard of it, it was this hot new innovation years back and it swept the world by storm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 14:25:22 2016 No.8297200 >>8285358 >receipt in English >"Kobe" beef >outside of Kobe sorry to break it to you anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 14:28:28 2016 No.8297207 >>8285614 >chocolate brownie milkshakes >actually really healthy for you! what kind of deluded fictional world do these people from come?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 14:34:30 2016 No.8297229 >>8291101 >health benefits of coffee enemas I mean sure it'd wake you up but...

Anonymous Mon Nov 21 14:36:20 2016 No.8297234

>>8291163
Tried nearly all Japanese food. Chicken sashimi is pretty good, especially raw chicken lung slices. Jellyfish tastes and feels like snot. Horse is ok, like a gamey beef. It'd be better if they cooked it but Japanese only ever seem to do raw horse, never cooked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 14:37:52 2016 No.8297238 >>8295476 as in not English mustard and not French mustard and not Japanese karashi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 19:47:35 2016 No.8298144 >>8285330 I completely agree but I think it's okay in this one because the replies aren't just "le ebin reaction images xD" like in most of those screencaps

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 20:10:36 2016 No.8298194 >>8291163 Horse meat is really good.

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