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>ranch on pizza

is this a flyover thing

>> No.8273109

For me it's a really fucking drunk thing. I've never seen anyone else do it

>> No.8273121

>>8273106
No. It's a medically prescribed emetic to induce vomiting.

>> No.8273144

Every pizza chain in my area also serves dips, usually with a buttermilk or mayonnaise base similar to ranch

>> No.8273153

yes

ranch is like salt and pepper to midwesterners

>> No.8273157

there's an inverse relationship between how bad the pizza is and how good the ranch is
you never put ranch on a perfect new haven mahgahrita
but house ranch on even good greek is perfectly fine
hidden valley is fine for cape cod/flyover pizza

kens is only acceptable for frozen

>> No.8273159

>>8273153
Southerners as well. I only use it on fries occasionally, it's the last thing i'd want to put on a salad.

>> No.8273247

>>8273106
>is this a flyover thing

I've only ever seen people put Parmesan, red pepper flakes, or occasionally hot sauce on pizza.

>> No.8273404

>>8273157
I would never put ranch on a Pepe's
But Domino's Brooklyn - why not

>> No.8275453

Franchises/chains tend to package ranch with their pizza to hide the fact that it's shit.

>> No.8275457

>>8273106
RANCH ON PIZZA IS A MEME

>> No.8275463

I use Ranch to dip the crusts.
Yes, I am a fatty.

>> No.8275524

>>8273106
ranch on anything is a white trash flyover meme

>> No.8275688

>>8273106
It's a meme. I don't remember what celeb/show made it fut then every facebook trash pretended it was the most epic thing ever for a while.

>> No.8275703

>>8273157
Fucking this. I put litehouse homestyle ranch on my frozen pizza to make it edible. Little Caesar's shit tier pizza gets ranch too. Anything above needs nothing.

>> No.8275862

>>8273106
It's a flyover and Hispanic thing

>> No.8276376

I only do this at Jet's because they're ranch taste like god's ejaculate.

I mostly only see girls doing it though.

>> No.8276435

Only time I use ranch is when I go to my Texan friend's house and pretend I don't hate. Well, I don't actually hate, I just prefer anything else.

>> No.8276470

>>8273106
I live in one of the flyoverest of flyovers and the only time I've seen ranch at a pizza place is when it comes with wings

>> No.8276503

The only person I've ever seen consistently do this outside of elementary school was a Brit. He never ate pizza without dipping it in ranch first.