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Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:23:22 2016 No.8246326 [DELETED]

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My wife died a few days ago. What's a meal I could make to cheer me up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:26:07 2016 No.8246338 >>8246326 Spaghetti and meat balls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:30:32 2016 No.8246350 >>8246338 Why

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:31:26 2016 No.8246352 >>8246326 >>8246338 spapeggy and meatballs

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:32:30 2016 No.8246355 Sorry about your spouse. You can make yourself some cheesecake or cookies. Hope you heal fast OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:35:22 2016 No.8246360 >>8246355 Thanks bruh

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:36:54 2016 No.8246362 >>8246326 A tall glass of whiskey over ice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:37:26 2016 No.8246364 I hope you can find solace within spaghetti. Meatballs optional but recommended.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:38:28 2016 No.8246365 3 scrambled dry eggs

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:38:33 2016 No.8246366 File: 2.14 MB, 3072x2048, img_9656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8246326 Splurge and get a really nice cut of fatty salmon. Serve with asparagus and a lot of lemon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:40:29 2016 No.8246373 >>8246366 And pair it up with a nice wine, OP. May your wife rest in peace.

Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:40:48 2016 No.8246375
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Well OP you could always eat here, that way she'll be a part of you forever! Well...until you shit her out anyway.
Here's what ya do

1. Bleed her by cutting various veins and arteries in the neck

2. Remove extremities

3. Gut her. Most of the guts you probably won’t want to eat, but feel free to put aside those organs that you do want to consume

4. Identify and separate your cuts of meat

5. Cook the meat. Depending on how large or small of a woman she was, cooking time will vary.

#5. Invite your friends over and enjoy. I'm sure the breast and the rump will be particularly popular. Eh, eh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:41:45 2016 No.8246377 >>8246366 >November >Asparagus That shit will be so woody and gross

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:44:17 2016 No.8246384 File: 254 KB, 1600x800, landscape-1450379303-ghk-0116-salmon-with-skyr-and-sauteed-kale.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8246377 Brussel sprouts or braised kale, then?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:45:16 2016 No.8246390 Karen's ziti

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:47:07 2016 No.8246397 File: 69 KB, 800x600, furburger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:48:23 2016 No.8246405 >>8246326 You probably will feel mentally exhausted so a lot of chewing is something you don't want to do. So I guess some nice warm delicious soup?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:50:14 2016 No.8246412 >>8246405 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:50:59 2016 No.8246414 >>8246352 fuck you peggy hill you're the most hateful character ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 01:02:59 2016 No.8246440 >>8246362 do you put the ice in the glass with the whiskey or do you put the glass of whiskey on the ice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 01:10:06 2016 No.8246459 File: 22 KB, 291x343, sad penguine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8246326 Maybe some fish The omega 3 could be good :\ I'm sorry for your loss, anon. Please go talk to someone, if you need it.

Anonymous Fri Nov 4 01:18:26 2016 No.8246484
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>>8246459
Maybe the only person he could talk to was his wife. But now she's dead. Why else would he be posting this shit on /ck/. Anyway, comfort food is just another name for grease. Dude needs a deep fried butter injection.

Anonymous Fri Nov 4 01:24:51 2016 No.8246500

>>8246326
The most important thing in my mind after an event like that is to go out with a few friends. It really kept me going the day after my best friend was killed in a mugging. Just go to a bar with friends, have some beer and fries, and attempt to take your mind off things. Don't forget, therapy might be a good idea. It was really helpful for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 01:25:47 2016 No.8246502 >>8246365 Best if they're microwaved, to pair with crippling loss and sadness

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 01:28:22 2016 No.8246513 Help this poor anon out too >>8246504 >>8246504 >>8246504 >>8246504

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 01:34:07 2016 No.8246531 >>8246326 I think you need something hearty, warming, and slow. Like a pot roast or a nice stew. Maybe coq au vin or beef burgundy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 01:35:50 2016 No.8246534 >>8246440 Ice first so it has a chance to gradually cool the whiskey on the way down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 01:40:18 2016 No.8246545 How about a pistol shot to your temple

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 01:42:33 2016 No.8246550 File: 61 KB, 1000x800, 1476447899630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8246545 Wow how edgy

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 01:45:37 2016 No.8246554 >>8246545 Kys

Anonymous Fri Nov 4 01:47:10 2016 No.8246559

>>8246326
Some young new pussy. Seriously Op you have no idea how fucking lucky you got. You dodged a bullet. Now get out there and start slaying young new pussy. Don't fuck up again and try to marry or even girlfriend these whores. Nowadays these bitches are only good for pump and dump, if you want loyalty and true love get a dog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 01:50:10 2016 No.8246565 >>8246550 >>8246554 It's a b8 thread and OP should honestly take that anons advice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 01:53:35 2016 No.8246574 File: 248 KB, 768x538, Screen Shot 2016-11-03 at 10.52.34 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8246355 >>8246364 >>8246405 >>8246459 >>8246484 >>8246500 >>8246502 >>8246513

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 02:21:37 2016 No.8246655 >>8246574 wew

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 03:43:33 2016 No.8246795 >>8246326 I suggest cooking and eating your children. Severing any ties with your previous life and embracing what you have become is the only way forward.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 13:11:33 2016 No.8247708 File: 603 KB, 320x240, FIXITAGAINTONY.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8246414 Watch what you say about her or I will NOT hesitate to kill you

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 13:19:21 2016 No.8247730 >>8246326 Liquor ball sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 13:27:36 2016 No.8247759 >>8246338 >>8246352 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBP-CScCPyc

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 14:13:00 2016 No.8247900 >>8246326 Asians are fucking ugly. Especially that one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 14:20:44 2016 No.8247920 >>8247900 >t. Jealous amerislut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 14:32:28 2016 No.8247940 >>8247900 She looks like a pug.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 14:37:12 2016 No.8247952 >>8246326 Sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 14:37:40 2016 No.8247954 File: 254 KB, 637x733, 1346575994862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8246326 if this doesn't cheer you up you're broken permanently

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 14:43:46 2016 No.8247971 >>8246326 nightshade with death's angel mushrooms

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 14:49:44 2016 No.8247986 File: 2 KB, 165x115, 1464284447486.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8247954 >serves 2

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 15:05:35 2016 No.8248029 >>8246326 Damn

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 15:06:53 2016 No.8248036 >>8246375 3edgy5me

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 15:09:22 2016 No.8248042 >>8248036 what food falls under the "edgy" category?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 15:16:46 2016 No.8248066 >>8246326 take her son out for ice cream

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 15:24:36 2016 No.8248090 My girlfriend died a few hours ago. What should I drink?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 16:09:09 2016 No.8248205 >>8246574 > next week > my step daughter's mother and brother died a few days ago. What's a meal I could make to cheer her up ? OP is doing God's work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 17:01:01 2016 No.8248347 >>8246326 Why don't our McChickens come in nice boxes like that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 17:12:47 2016 No.8248374 >>8246326 I see she is eating the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 17:17:19 2016 No.8248386 >>8248374 Is this the birth of an epic new meme? I've seen this twice today

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 17:18:33 2016 No.8248390 >>8246326 Take drugs

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 17:29:00 2016 No.8248432 >>8248386 I see you're new here, friendo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 17:34:37 2016 No.8248444 >>8248347 The nice packaging will drive up the cost of the MccChicken samdwich. I am assuming that is costs $1.50 right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 17:43:27 2016 No.8248477 >>8246326 Subtle McChicken post

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