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Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:13:02 2016 No.8230475 [Reply] [Original]

Would you eat a poisoned sandwich for $500?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:14:36 2016 No.8230481 >>8230475 What kind of poison?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:15:02 2016 No.8230483 For 501 dollars only if it killed me immediately tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:15:08 2016 No.8230485 Only if you shoot yourself in the head for a thousand. You have to go first though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:17:45 2016 No.8230494 >>8230481 Ricin

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:19:21 2016 No.8230498 >>8230494 So you are asking if I want to die for $500? What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:28:17 2016 No.8230525 >>8230498 Ok how about $1,000?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:36:05 2016 No.8230544 >>8230525 I will do it for $10 million now if I can eat it in 30 years time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:41:33 2016 No.8230555 >>8230544 Nope $1,000 and you have to eat it now

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:41:40 2016 No.8230556 >>8230544 I'll give you $100k and you eat it in 20 years

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:52:25 2016 No.8230586 Depends. Is that american cheese, or cheddar?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:54:03 2016 No.8230589 >>8230556 DEAL! >ha sucker, I'm gonna use that cash to eat poison daily to give my self an immunity

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 14:37:26 2016 No.8230699 >End my miserable life >Receive $500 >Have tasty sandwich What a stupid fucking question

Anonymous Sat Oct 29 14:42:55 2016 No.8230718

>>8230555
Not that guy but your deal is terrible. You gotta offer something hard to refuse that you can't get with a day of effort.

Look at it this way, you could eat a poison sandwich and get $1,000, or you could eat a normal sandwich then go rob a few places, you'll have >$1,000 AND only be wanted by the police instead of dead. It just ain't worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 14:53:55 2016 No.8230735 File: 60 KB, 673x604, 137855747032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8230718 >Being chased by the state >Be dead The decision is simple really

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 14:55:21 2016 No.8230738 >>8230735 >not having fun before you die If you're worried about being captured just put in a fake tooth with cyanide in it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 14:58:02 2016 No.8230742 >>8230718 >go rob a few places, you'll have >$1,000 AND only be wanted by the police instead of dead Problem is you'd be a nigger too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:29:32 2016 No.8230813 >>8230544 you fool! time is more valuable than money

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:37:00 2016 No.8230828 >>8230475 deadly poison? diarrhea poison? vomiting poison? what kind of poison are we talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:39:37 2016 No.8230836 >>8230828 Deadly Read the thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:40:23 2016 No.8230838 >>8230836 >read the thread as an anon told me yesterday, no one does that, but thanks for the answer

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:43:33 2016 No.8230848 it'd kill me? I'd do it for free

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 16:24:51 2016 No.8230931 >>8230738 Do you go outside or do you just make life decisions off of action movies

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 16:27:11 2016 No.8230938 >>8230931 Are you saying you're regularly offered poison sandwiches in exchange for money, to the point you expected responses to this thread to be realistic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 17:42:36 2016 No.8231093 >>8230475 How much is the antidote?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 17:43:30 2016 No.8231097 >>8231093 $500

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 17:43:57 2016 No.8231100 >>8230938 If you leave the house more often you will be surprised by what the world has to offer

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 17:48:40 2016 No.8231116 >>8231097 kek free sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 18:25:57 2016 No.8231205 >>8230475 I don't have 500 dollars

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 18:28:50 2016 No.8231213 >>8230475 can i somehow sue you for this and get more than your crappy offer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 18:34:33 2016 No.8231229 >>8230718 Or you could just get a job?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 18:44:43 2016 No.8231255 I'd eat less than the lethal dose. You never said the entire sandwich had to be eaten.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 18:50:19 2016 No.8231268 >>8231255 He also never said how much poison was in the sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 19:01:19 2016 No.8231297 >>8230475 Does it guarantee a painless death? If so, I'll do it for free.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 19:09:23 2016 No.8231321 >>8230475 Here take $500 in bitcoins, go away and never post again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 19:14:43 2016 No.8231340 >>8231116 Still laughing for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 19:16:20 2016 No.8231344 File: 64 KB, 540x507, tumblr_ob5lzwEcQg1qcecwvo1_540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8230498 id eat it for free as long as i die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 19:40:04 2016 No.8231395 >>8231268 The poison is in the dose. Everything is survivable in a small enough dose and everything is fatal in high enough dose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 19:59:49 2016 No.8231444 >>8230556 Can I have that dead too pretty please....? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 20:08:25 2016 No.8231462 >>8230475 Back in like 2008 when I was in high school my friend ate a moldy sandwich that lay in the dirt in a planter over the weekend for $50. Does that count?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 01:34:52 2016 No.8232334 >>8231462 Back in my day at high school we paid a guy $15 to lick all over the urinal in the boys toilets. Beat that

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 05:14:54 2016 No.8232697 >>8230813 pretty sure he's asking can i get 10 mil and not have to own up to the deal until after i've spent it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 05:48:46 2016 No.8232737 File: 100 KB, 450x450, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8231395 There is never too much love

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 06:24:19 2016 No.8232783 Does the sandwich taste good? Like what is it on a 1-10

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 06:26:12 2016 No.8232785 >>8232334 >licking boys urinal in a high school I've done that for free I don't even go to high school so it was harder to pull it off

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 11:19:56 2016 No.8233283 >>8230475 Why would I buy a poisoned sandwich for $500?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 12:26:12 2016 No.8233409 I'll do it as long as it counts as legit cause of death for life insurance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 12:51:41 2016 No.8233452 what a strange thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 13:07:11 2016 No.8233479 >>8230475 >>8230475 Shit man I'd eat it for 250$ and a non poisoned sandwich. I've never been poisoned before but I believe that I'm immune to most poisons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 17:13:40 2016 No.8234003 File: 191 KB, 500x375, 1467986096131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8233479 >I believe that I'm immune to most poisons. You are a retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 17:43:23 2016 No.8234054 >>8233479 Interesting and easily testable hypothesis. Go to your nearest farm supply store, buy a few 1 lb bars of peanut flavored rat poison and go to town.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 18:00:21 2016 No.8234087 >>8230475 Only if it's the best fast food sandwich. The mcChicken, for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 18:39:45 2016 No.8234185 >>8230475 No, what a stupid thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 18:53:48 2016 No.8234210 >>8234087 Don't do that anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 19:09:04 2016 No.8234234 File: 51 KB, 1280x720, bane 37 - do you feel in charge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8234210 or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 06:45:00 2016 No.8235472 >>8230475 >spending $500 bucks for a poisoned sandwich There's got to be cheaper ways to off yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 06:50:28 2016 No.8235482 >>8231100 >what the world has to offer So according to you, that would be poison sandwiches?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 06:55:23 2016 No.8235489 >>8232697 but he's saying you're losing the remaining time in your life for money, and time is more valuable so you are a fool!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 09:11:59 2016 No.8235660 >>8230475 This question is just about stupid enough to be on Quora. Oh wait, it probably has been on Quora and then copied here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 09:26:30 2016 No.8235697 I'm in the US Even with insurance, I'd lose money with the cost of an ER

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 15:34:26 2016 No.8236426 >>8235482 People pay for e.coli burritos regularly

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 17:42:35 2016 No.8236665 >>8232785 >I've done that for free For free? I payed for that! And I had to escape from prison to do it! Your turn ...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 17:45:28 2016 No.8236673 >>8234087 >Only if it's the best fast food sandwich. The mcChicken, for me. McD is shitty but not poisened... but it make me vomit too...

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