Visit to Juan's Rice & Chicken

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>book first class tickets to Bogota
>15 hour flight from NYC, spend two hours on tarmac refueling in Panama.
>Take eight hour cab through dirt roads.
>Raining. Walk through jungle.
>Snake bite. Suck out own venom. Apply anti-venom.
>Feel woozy, leg badly swollen.
>Determined to keep going.
>Climb up steep rock cliff. Slip and fall down. Break arm.
>Create makeshift sling from vine fiber and leaves.
>Climb cliff on stomach. Make it to top.
>After four hour ordeal, arrive at Juan's Chicken and Rice.
>Banana cut unevenly.
>No chicken with rice.
>Juan not in kitchen, only Arturo.
>Much disappoint.
>Three Michelin Stars my ass.