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What do you think is the worst kind of poops?

For me it's crab poops. I ate at an all you can eat crab place last night and am currently destroying my butthole. It's a combination of the constipation from eating so much protein with the burning from the spicy crab seasoning that really makes this unbearable.

Anyway what are your thoughts on the issue?

>> No.8196914

Wine poops are chemical weapons banned by the Geneva Convention

Jalapeño shits aren't great

>> No.8196929

I once shit out an entire McDonald's fry after basically inhaling the food the night before.
It was just stuck to the side of the turd looking brand new.
Something is either wrong with me or their food, probably both.

>> No.8196957

>>8196888
beer
the morning after a night on the sauce

>> No.8197010

>>8196914
Care to describe a wine poop in detail?

>> No.8197023

>>8197010
not him, but after a night of red wine i have these small, dark, dry, stinking bombs that are just vile

>> No.8197035

>>8196888
The chili at a local place gives me the worst possible shits without full on food poisoning. As in i'm not even finished with my meal, and i need to run to the bathroom within 15 minutes. And it's always really runny, loose shit that stinks up the room. Thankfully nothing else their has that effect.

>> No.8197039

>>8196929
Eating too much, too fast can cause food to pass through your body undigested.

>> No.8197041

>>8196888
Questionable taco/halal cart food. The good ones are usually fine, but I'm talking about the seedy ones.

>> No.8197070

Red wine poops

>> No.8197082

coffe poops are terrible smelling. I always poop at work if i know its gunna be a coffe poop

>> No.8197122

>>8196888
Liquor poops when I've been drinking a lot of sweet drinks instead of beer or vodka+waters. Its a weird gross sweetish smell that emits from the dark poop that inevitably comes out the next day if I don't throw up

>> No.8197125

>>8197070
so you're one of those people who can't read the thread before posting even if it has less than ten replies?

>> No.8197129

>>8197125
>He reads the replies of a survey thread

If its not the newest post or a reply to your post there is no point in reading it

>> No.8197131
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8197131

STOP COMING TO /CK/ TO TALK ABOUT THE STATE OF YOUR FECES. GO TO /ADV/ OR /FIT/.

>> No.8197137

>>8197129
>there is no point in reading the posts in a thread
you are cancer

>> No.8197139

>>8196888

Shits after a 2-3 day bender when you drink a beer for the hangover and your bowels release. All the bacteria and other shit that the liquor kills in your intestines and push it out just smell like death, it feels like you're shitting out oily, lumpy parts of some small dead rodent.

>> No.8197143

>>8197137
What new information are you going to learn by reading every reply to what someones favorite steak doneness, or which foods give them bad poops?

>> No.8197144

There's something about cheese steaks that doesn't agree with me. They're so delicious it's worth the 24 hours of watery acid death shits that require Aquaphor.

>> No.8197179

>>8197143
>what information about a threads topic will you gain by reading the replies
m8

>> No.8197184

i love any poop that isn't the consistency of warm nutella

>> No.8197191

>>8196888
nice trips btw
has anyone ever fucked around with opiates? they gave me solid hard, dick sized shits. i'm really not a fan of those, but some other anons surely are

>> No.8197430

Cheese shits are the worst, just dense, asshole-tearing lumps. I'll take a liquid shit over a rock hard shit any day.

>>8197191
Yeah tramadol blocked me up for a couple of days, opiates just make me sleepy

>> No.8197433

There is no such thing as an all-you-can-eat crab place.

Interesting idea for shit, though. I'm sure those would be off the hook.

>> No.8197435

>>8196888
Liquor shits after a hard bender. Diarrhea and blood.

>> No.8197613

>>8197433
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=all+you+can+eat+crabs

results will vary by region

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>>8196888
Whiskey+Greek yogurt
I got drunk and ate about three quarters of one of those 24 oz tubs.
pic related, my ass about an hour ago

>> No.8198625

THe first time I ever had mushrooms and seafood, in one appetizer combination thing down in new orleans

I had a client meeting the next day and I had explosive diarreah in the bathroom before the meeting

I felt fucking fantastic after that shit but holy god my stomach was killing me

>> No.8198656

>>8196888
Pork rinds if you have never had a pork rind poop you have never truly lived.

Light an fluffy smells like something died in you.

>> No.8198660

>>8197039
I once had to drink a 2 liter bottle of Hawaiian Punch all at once. Five minutes later I shot 2 liters of Hawaiian Punch out of my ass.

>> No.8198681

>>8197122
I get that sweet smell too. It's so gross

>> No.8198686

>>8196888
White Castle poops are the worst.
That fucking onion smell...

>> No.8198696

>>8196888
No matter what I eat I'm always regular, nothing seems to affect my stomach. I guess I'm just a stronger, better person than all of you.

>> No.8199047

>>8197191
When I used to fuck around with those I just wouldn't shit until 2 days after I last took one. The shits were solid and hard enough to make a satisfying plunk until the toilet. After about 20 minutes of work though.

>> No.8199442
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8199442

>love me some pickles

>> No.8199456

spicy chili con carne with beans in it has just the right combination of fibre, grease, capsaicin laxative and bean flatulence to just fuck my shit up for an entire day or two literally

>> No.8200523

>>8196888
The McShits.

>> No.8200631

How do you have good, clean poops? I prefer smelless but that isn't a priority for me.

I've been eating more fibrous veg and I think It's helping but it's a bit hit and miss.

Any tips?

>> No.8200639

>>8200631
Eat whole rolled oats and/or steel cut oats

>> No.8200646

>>8200631
Fiber. Raw fruits and veggies, grains. And stop drinking so much

>> No.8200653

>>8200639
>>8200646

Thanks. I'll eat more porridge.

I'll post a picture of my next poop.

>> No.8201749

>>8197139
>this

Alcoholic shits are the worst.

>> No.8201751

>>8196888
Shellfish. They never come out solid, always come out slightly green.

>> No.8202127

IDK what causes it, but sometimes poop smells literally like fresh pig innards.