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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>TED ALLEN (T) - At home, on television or in a school, what is the best way to teach the masses about the wonders of cooking! These hopefuls will show their might in the ultimate test of creativity, taste and wit. Let's meet them. First, 'Le Rocker Chick' from the hit TV show Badass Cooking!™

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>LE ROCKER (L) - I've always loved cooking all my life. My mother died when I was 10 and my fondest memories of her was her delicious meals every night. Since then, I have lived with my father and three brothers and I cooked for them every night and had done other stuff with them too. When I left home I cooked for everyone that came over, one of them was my second husband. He was a big executive producer and he said he could get me on Television and share my passion for cooking. Ever since then I have been kicking ass and filleting bass

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>T - Next up is token black guy!
>BLACK MAN (B) - I am from South Africa, I came to America to cook. I have been cooking for nearly 40 years.I am considered one of the best chefs out there. I teach at my local YMCA. The kids love the wholesome and healthy food that I teach to make on their own.

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(T) - Next but certainly not least, Jack Scalfani! His Youtube channel has reached millions and provides homely recipes that are quick and easy!
>Jack Scalfani (J) - I consider myself a visionary, truly one with the masses. All these fancy chefs with their thermometers and recipes don't understand that food comes from the heart. I run a Youtube channel where I teach everyday people make everyday meals. We got the poor man, fat man kinda recipes where their filling but not hard to follow. I know I'll win because I know the judges want food the artist not the line cook has created.

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>>8179905
And all the judges got food poisoning, the end.

>> No.8179921

>>8179917
>Someone leaves out an ingredient in each round
>Jack dumps everything in one pot and boils it for 29 minutes
>Jack wins

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>>8179921
Plot twist, Aaron's mom wins.

>> No.8179927

>The winner is always the one with the biggest sob story