What's the worst experience you've ever had in a restaurant? Anything counts, from food to other diners to waitstaff, I just want to hear your stories.

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Anonymous Tue Oct 4 19:52:15 2016 No.8155602 [Reply] [Original]

What's the worst experience you've ever had in a restaurant?

Anything counts, from food to other diners to waitstaff, I just want to hear your stories.

Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:03:11 2016 No.8155626

>>8155602
I ordered a burger amd cheese fries at this steakhouse one time, and I usually don't cut my burgers in half to eat them, but I did for this one. I'm glad I did because there was a hair inside the patty. I called the waitress over and she looked shocked as fuck. I got a new burger and a second plate of fries though.

Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:07:05 2016 No.8155640
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>be a young teen
>go to outback steakhouse with my boomer father
>we both order steaks and talk about middle school and sports and shit because I just started athletics around that age
>I get mine cooked medium rare and it's perfect
>he ordered his medium well and it was medium rare
>waitress is sort of pissy because it's a crowded thursday night or so
>dad sends his steak back
>waitress gives him attitude
>steak comes back 30 minutes later shoeleather style well done
>I had already finished mine
>he watched me eat my food, then I watch him eat his
>he screams at the waitress, she could care less
>she comes back with a gift card for a free steak because of the manager
>he tells her off again
>car ride home was :|

I mean, what really can be done, man. Same thing happened when I was younger and we went to a super fancy restaurant that took an hour to find a seat and the food was stuff you could make at home from a box. He'd fucking yell at the staff as if they could do anything about it, or even cared.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:08:56 2016 No.8155645 I once ordered a jambalaya that was much too salty

Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:09:55 2016 No.8155648

Some friends and I went to a restaraunt a while back. I ordered a burger, and I guess they forgot about me? After about half an hour I started getting pissed off and my friends are more vocal than I am, and they gave me my meal free. Still charged me for the booze though, which super irked me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:11:36 2016 No.8155654 >>8155640 Why do boomers love yelling at waitstaff so much? I know so many people like this.

Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:16:54 2016 No.8155673

>>8155654

I think it's because they have the mentality that when someone has a job, any job, they are supposed to be grateful and proud of what they do, so shaming someone is supposed to make them care.

When in actuality no one really gives a fuck about service jobs anymore aside from getting tips or appeasing the boss. When a problem comes up, it's expected to be fixed in the eyes of a boomer because "it's their job" where as the millennial attitude is like "that sucks bro" and more likely to have empathy when something goes wrong.

Idk, boomers are absolute shitheads to service workers. Conversely, millennials are spineless wimps and can be walked over making things like reviews pointless

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:17:11 2016 No.8155675 >>8155654 I hate that shit when I see it, the waiter didn't cook anything they are just there to top up your wine and bring your meals out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:19:00 2016 No.8155682 >>8155602 Ask for a Coke Pepsi ok? NO

Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:19:03 2016 No.8155683

>at a family Mexican restaurant
>order a taco salad
>food comes out an hour later
>it's just lettuce and tomato sauce in a tortilla bowl
>somehow they forgot all the other ingredients and confused tomato sauce with salsa, and it took them over an hour to do it

Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:19:43 2016 No.8155686

worst that comes to mind, this past sunday I went to a new place downtown with my parents the day after a big collegiate sporting event. We came in for brunch and ordered coffee immediately as we sat down. They were out of coffee. We got there at 11 in the morning, they'd been open for 1 hour and they were out of fucking coffee.

Maybe this shouldn't such a big deal but the game we'd gone to was a night game so it didn't let out til midnight, which means because of traffic we didn't make back to where I live town till 230am. They crash in their hotel, me at my place. We decide to meet at this place for brunch then they'd head out of town back to their place.

I guess it sez more about me that this the worst I've experienced. Generally I always have decent meals out and rarely does something occur eating out that I find worth complaining about or will stick in my mind. But I'll tell always remember that this place was out of coffee on a sunday morning. We even asked if they were going to try and get anymore and they just said no, we just have decaf.

Whatever, maybe I'll forget about this in a month but fuck them. Also they were out of the oysters I wanted. They had a selection of 2 and the eggs they came with my dads plate were cold, I checked cuz I thought might just be looking for stuff to complain about since we hadn't had proper caffeine intake. Cold as a witch's clit. Fuck

Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:21:57 2016 No.8155698

>>8155673
Millennials are "spineless wimps" but that's because nobody in their right mind would take them seriously. When my Dad complains at a restaurant he gets something comped and the manager or even the owner get rolled out to suck him off. When I complain I get bullshit in return and when I press them on the issue I find layers of bullshit. I don't have the patience for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:23:50 2016 No.8155706 Worst experience was working in them, and I still do. I can't wait to die.

Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:27:18 2016 No.8155718

>On year abroad in Italy
>Go to Venice during Carnevale with two friends (huge fucking mistake by the way, the place was stupid crowded, I don't know what we were thinking)
>Manage to find a decently-priced restaurant with great food for lunch
>Happy for a few hours
>Get peckish again
>Decide to hit up a café/bar and order chips
>Waitress is foreign, doesn't understand what "patatine" means, I have to point it out on the menu to her and she gets shitty with me and says it's "patate"
>Whatever, those then
>Wait for over an hour sitting outside
>We finally get like 12 partially burnt and partially undercooked oven chips between 3 people
>Eat and just fucking leave without paying
That's the worst, so I guess I'm pretty lucky. It's also the only time I've ever left somewhere without paying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:29:14 2016 No.8155724 File: 161 KB, 422x402, 1335019398249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8155673 Boomers don't actually expect millennials to take any pride in service jobs do they?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:32:22 2016 No.8155731 >>8155724 sure they do because "if you work hard enough anyone can be rich" what are you a communist?

Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:33:10 2016 No.8155732

One time I was at an Applebees and was stupid enough to order a steak. I ordered it medium rare and when it came out it was well done. I told the waitress that it was well done and I ordered medium rare and she kind of just stared at me. There was this really long awkward silence, and then she says, "yeah that does look well done. I'm sorry" Then there is more silence.. I was kind of expecting her to ask if I wanted a new steak but it didn't seem she was going to, so I ask for a new steak. She looks at me in a confused sort of way and says, "I can check?..."
Now I feel like some kind of asshole for simply asking to get what I ordered. She slowly walks back to the kitchen and disappears for 20 minutes. After 20 minutes some mexican dude brings a new plate to me, sets it on the table, doesn't say a word, and walks away. Waitress is still nowhere to be seen. I cut open the steak and it's fucking medium well. I just left a 20 on the table and walked across the street to mccdonalds. Fuck those guys

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:34:28 2016 No.8155737 >>8155724 Anon you should be glad you have a job ok. Just work hard and you'll be able to buy a house in no time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:43:05 2016 No.8155754 File: 42 KB, 428x472, 1356821225256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8155737 >buy a house >house Had me a good laugh there, anon.

Anonymous Tue Oct 4 20:43:34 2016 No.8155756

>>8155731

No I'm a socialist, it's like communism but with foreplay

>>8155737

>You should be glad you have a job beneath you and your skillset

My feminist dance study degree is incredibly valuable I'll have you know, if it wasn't why am I 40k in debt?

Anonymous Tue Oct 4 22:30:01 2016 No.8156028

>>8155698
>>8155673
Millennials would rather not waste their time dealing with some fart sniffer working front of the house and get on with their shitty day. Just like the shithead working in customer service wishes they could get on with their shitty day as soon as their shift ends. No one cares.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 22:45:16 2016 No.8156081 I ordered a lemon tart and the waitress dropped it

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 22:46:01 2016 No.8156085 File: 263 KB, 570x299, OOOPS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8156081 OOOPS

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 22:47:38 2016 No.8156090 my lemon tart was unsatisfactory

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:05:11 2016 No.8156145 >>8156081 >>8156085 Is this a meme?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:10:44 2016 No.8156163 >>8155686 IU vs MSU?

Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:12:23 2016 No.8156167

Went to Pizzeria Uno with my family when I was pretty young. We were on vacation so it was a touristy place to go. Busy Friday night so waiting a bit longer was expected. Our waitress walked out on the job without telling anyone. After another table that sat down after us had gotten their food, we flagged another waiter. They were as shocked as us, pizza wasn't even that good.

Another time I ordered a pizza online from Papa Johns to bring to a new years party. I get there and they were out of fucking pepperoni. Literally the most common topping. They never bothered to call me explaining the situation. I got there and they offered to make me a different pizza but it would be 20-25 minutes being a pretty holiday. I didn't bring pizza to that party :(

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:24:48 2016 No.8157140 >>8156163 Clemson v Louisville. Turned into a bit of an unnecessary nailbiter

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:28:05 2016 No.8157145 plastic bag in my soup, waitress took it, giggled and walked away only time i didn't tip

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:22:24 2016 No.8157216 45 minute wait for a "carabonara" that was just spaghetti with what tasted like ready-made bechamel and soggy canned mushrooms.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:29:26 2016 No.8157913

went to this all you can eat sushi in a shady part of town

me and 3 friends were going ham dirty gook server seemed upset we were ordering so much

in the next order a dark slimy gook hair is perched on top of a dynamite roll

send it back another plate comes with an even bigger slimy gook hair on it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:42:57 2016 No.8157959 >>8157913 I hate when they give you shit for eating too much in all you can eat places. Don't call it like that then you filthy jew.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:49:56 2016 No.8157979

>>8155602
I was eating at Outback and they wheeled in Ethan Kadish.

Local celebrity. He was at a Jewish summer camp and he did something to piss off Yahweh I guess. Lighting zapped him.

http://www.wcpo.com/longform/ethan-kadish-loveland-boy-struck-by-lightning-is-stuck-in-time-two-years-after-injury

So yeah, PIkajew evolved into Tardijew. His family wheels him to a table across from us and usual loud honking tard noises dominated the restaurant. I mean dude was LOUD. Kills me that his hopeful family still insists Ethan is in there some place. Nah, sorry. Ethan moved to Tater Town a lonnng time ago.

>Eating at Outback.

Hey, somebody was treating me to a free meal because I helped them move or something. For some reason or the other it had to be Outback. I think because they had gift cards or something.

Anyways, leave the fucking tards at home, plz.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:57:03 2016 No.8157992 File: 61 KB, 640x480, ethan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8157979 Pic of Pikajew. He sounded a little like one of those Tusken raiders from Star Wars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:08:57 2016 No.8158025 >>8157992 Fucking hell what up fellow 513? Was that the outback right by 71?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:09:52 2016 No.8158026 >>8157979 hey I live in cincinnati, wanna fuck anon?

>>	Anomynous Wed Oct 5 15:11:46 2016 No.8158033 >>8155640 >>he screams at the waitress, she could care less *couldn't care less

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:12:38 2016 No.8158037 >>8157992 Remember the six million volts. lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:13:35 2016 No.8158041 >>8158033 Why don't people get this?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:21:58 2016 No.8158058

>order a chicken parmesan wedge
>tastes pretty bland
>give it a closer look
>it was just chicken with parmesan melted on top
How do you forget the tomato sauce?

>at Pizza Hut
>order a personal pan pizza
>very dry
>look at the pizza
>it's just bread and cheese
How? How does this happen?

Why does God hate me so much? I swear, I've never heard of another soul who has had such tomato sauce related trauma.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:24:07 2016 No.8158063 >eating at a Chinese buffet with my father >server takes my plate out from under me while I still have the fork in my mouth >we had not even been there for long >we were not even fat I have no idea what was wrong with that woman.

Anomynous Wed Oct 5 15:27:04 2016 No.8158071

>>8158041
I dunno man
>>8158058
>>order a chicken parmesan wedge
>>it was just chicken with parmesan melted on top
You mean they forgot the wedge?
>Why does God hate me so much? I swear, I've never heard of another soul who has had such tomato sauce related trauma.
You must be a blast at parties.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:29:47 2016 No.8158077
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>>8155602

>go to Bugaboo Steak House
>buddies treat, we both order steaks
>ask waitress if they had changed the BBQ chicken recipe to the old recipe
>YEP!
>they didnt, they are shit
>Order Ribeyes
>She tells us she is having one of those days where you fuck everything up
>She brings us New York Strip
>we ask her if its Ribeye
>No, thats new york strip, its what you ordered isnt it?
>no.
>Oh my god, thank you so much for being so understanding, i'll get this fixed right away
>Bitch, you didn't give me a chance to not be understanding
>wait forever to get *RARE* ribeyes
>she has literally fucking fucked up everything
>thanks for being so cool guys!
>notip.jpg

>>	Anomynous Wed Oct 5 15:30:59 2016 No.8158081 File: 24 KB, 450x450, onua.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be kid >eating out with family >three siblings >we order one side of fries for each kid >server comes back with four servings, spread among three plates >??? >mfw

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:38:49 2016 No.8158095

Just this week a moth flew into my beef stroganoff. I was heartbroken.

Even though it might have spilled it's moth dust all over my plate I just kicked it out into the ground, separated a small part where it landed and finished eating the rest with no one the wiser.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:42:47 2016 No.8158105

Went to Disneyland for their evening Halloween party. We were meeting another couple and their kids there. Made a reservation at one of the restaurants.

Got inside the park, went to the restaurant to check in. We were just in time for our reservation. Texted the other couple, they said they were just getting into the park. Despite the reservation still had to wait 20 minutes to get seated. Finally sat down, ordered and received drinks. Had to take one of the kids to the bathroom. While i was gone, the girl who I checked in with originally came over to my wife, lied and said that I told her the people we were meeting were not in the park yet, kicked her out and seated another group at our table. The rest of our group arrived right as she went outside, but too late, our table was gone.

Had to wait another 20 minutes for another table. From there it took 40 minutes from ordering our meals to actually getting our meals; one person in our group ordered soup and had to ask again 3 times before they finally brought it to him. Ended up wasting 2.5 hours there and paying a ton of money for mediocre food.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:43:10 2016 No.8158106

I think out of everything, one of the few things boomers get right is complaining. Throw a fucking fit if a restaurant gives poor service, get those fucking losers waiting tables fired if you have to, ruin peoples lives, whatever it takes to raise quality of food and service. Because if you don't, it's just going to get worse.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:47:59 2016 No.8158117

> New Mexican Restaurant
> Get a table
> 20 minutes before waitress takes drink order
> Another 20 minutes to get drink
> Another 20 to order food
> Wife orders flautas
> Flautas arrive
> Wife is 95% sure they're from Costco - normally $8 for a package of 12, here $15 for 2 w/rice and beans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:49:20 2016 No.8158122 >>8158033 >>8158041 >what are typos your a faggot :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:52:38 2016 No.8158131 File: 20 KB, 177x177, 1453678638008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8158037

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:53:26 2016 No.8158134 >>8158105 Should have complained to Disneyland staff, the mouse is big on making visitors happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:14:43 2016 No.8158182 >>8155731 but that's not what boomers teach their kids, they teach them study hard enough or be talented enough and you can go to college and get a white collar job, anything else is for the stupid and lazy

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:41:01 2016 No.8158261

I have two stories I can tell. The first one wasn't so abd for me, I actually found it a little funny but I shouldn't.

>work in the pizza and pasta kitchen of the restaurant
>it was kind of a show kitchen, the guests could look inside and people actually liked the "dancing cooks" when we had slower evenings and were listening to some ska
>old man enters the restaurant, sits down at the bar and orders some drinks
>he falls asleep
>minutes later, a waitress comes into the kitchen to bring the dishwasher some dirty dishes
>she starts crying and sobbing
>full mental breakdown, basically
>"That old man over there, it smells like... LIKE HE SHAT HIMSELF!"
>"Well, good thing we can't smell it in here"
>Some other waitress wakes him up and gets him to the restrooms, helps him clean up and get new clothes from the group from a retirement home that he was part of and which was on vacation in the area

The second story was from a couple of months ago, when I went to a local restaurant with my girlfriend and her best friend.
>Look for tables outside near a waterway
>Almost all tables are dirty
>Sit down at the only clean one an wait for one of the waiters to come over.
>After 15 minutes, in which nobody cleaned up the other tables, someone finally came, thank fuck
>They handed us the menu and asked if we already knew what we wanted to drink
>Order a tea and ask for ashtrays for the gf and her friend
>15-20 minutes later another waitress arrives with the drinks, no ashtray
>get handed two cups of tea
>"I only ordered one cup."
>"...oh. do you want me to take the other one with me?"
>"Nah, it's ok. I'll drink both in that case."
>order our food, I want a pulled pork sandwich and we ask again for an ashtray.
>after more than 30 minutes yet another waitress brings our food.
>"...and here's your bacon cheeseburger."
>"that's not what I ordered."
>"well, yes. it is."
cont.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:51:43 2016 No.8158286

>>8158261
>"No, it's not. I ordered a pulled pork sandwich."
>gf and her friend confirm this.
>"The way I see it, I you can either take this bacon cheeseburger or I can take it back and bring you a pulled pork sandwich, but that would take another 30 minutes at least."
>It wasn't even that crowded that it would take 30 minutes for a fucking pulled pork sandwich.
>"Their food would be either cold in 30 minutes or they'd already be done eating when my sandwich arrives. I'll take this one."
>I'm a little disgruntled.
>Start eating.
>It doesn't even taste that good. Get pissed off.
>After we're done, gf snatches an ashtray from one of the still dirty tables.
>Waitress comes to take our dishes and bring the bill.
>"I'm sorry for the inconvinience. Would you like a coffee or a tea to compensate for that?"
>"Your workmate brought me one tea to many when we ordered drinks. You could take that off the bill."
>"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
>Pay for the bacon cheeseburger and the two cups of tea, don't tip.

Before you get pissed of about me not tipping: I'm not from the US and tipping isn't as important for the waiters and cooks compared to the US.

I'd have another story from when I ordered chinese for dinner, but I don't know if I should post the story since I wasn't at the restaurant.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:57:58 2016 No.8158295
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Yesterday I went to this really decent izakaya place. It was awesome other than this:

>waitress asks if we want anything to drink
>we both say "hot tea"
>she nods, brings us back two mugs of clear liquid (i thought she'd bring green or oolong, but...)
>take a sip, confused, i'm pretty sure this is hot water
>don't want to be wrong, gently ask her "i'm sorry, this is very faint tasting... what kind of tea is this?"
>"oh! i'm sorry, i thought you just wanted plain tea, miscommunication!"
>brings us green tea, finally

I didn't make a fuss or anything, but man, in what world is "plain tea" hot water?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:59:43 2016 No.8158300 >>8158295 >I didn't make a fuss or anything, but man, in what world is "plain tea" hot water? I couldn't be mad at that, it just sounds too cute to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:01:24 2016 No.8158305 >>8158122 Not a typo when you say it out loud all the times, which morons like you do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:03:15 2016 No.8158312 >>8158286 please post it anyway!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:14:54 2016 No.8158341 >>8155731 Nobody really gets promoted anymore, you can't "work your way up" in a shitty retail job because the managers are cocksuckers who make 5 or 6 times what you make. Nobody gives a fuck about people in jobs like that, not even their own managers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:18:07 2016 No.8158352 >>8158295 Older asians usually order hot water at restaurants because it is "healthy" Don't know if they call it hot tea though, that part is weird

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:20:44 2016 No.8158355 >>8158037 well done anon, well done

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:20:51 2016 No.8158356

>>8158312
Alright.

>8pm, in the mood for some chinese takeaway for dinner.
>order at some place that has plenty of positive reviews online
>9pm, still no food. call the place and ask about my food
>"It says online that you close at 9pm and I didn't get my food yet. Did you get my order or maybe didn't it get through?"
>"Yes, yes! 10 minutes, at most 15 minutes if the traffic is bad!"
>I wait.
>a quarter past 10pm, I doubt I'd ever get my food so I order from another chinese restaurant.
>not even 5 minutes later I get a call.
>"Hi, I'm the delivery boy and I can't find your apartment."
>"I'm sorry, but I didn't think I'd get it and now I don't want it anymore. Besides, I ordered elsewhere a couple of minutes ago."
>"What. You can't do that, you've gotta take the food."
>"They told me it would have been here at least an hour ago. I won't take it now."
>"Yeah, whatever. Just see, you'll get a delivery ban from our restaurant!"
>"Even if I did order again, I wouldn't get in time anyway."
>Don't think he heard my last sentence, he hung up pretty quickly.
>get a text message
>"Just try ordering again, you'll see what you'll get! And have fun waiting, sucker!"
>I didn't even have to wait that long, it took them 20 minutes to cook and deliver my food and it was good

Am I an asshole for refusing the first delivery? Either the lady on the telephone or the delivery boy lied to me and it would've been ok to me if they called back to tell me that it'd take longer. But they didn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:24:08 2016 No.8158364 >>8158356 you did absolutely nothing wrong fuck that place

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:24:40 2016 No.8158368 >>8158356 You did good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:26:00 2016 No.8158375 Every time I end up at that one medieval themed restaurant. Shit really gets real when your waiting staff is just a bunch of failed stage actors.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:30:26 2016 No.8158382
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>>8158305

>typing in text is saying it out loud
>knowing how many time I say "could or couldn't care less"
>all these assumptions from a dicksucking grammar nerd

lol ok faggot, you keep at it champ

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:31:51 2016 No.8158388 >>8155645 you poor, poor man :-(

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:34:26 2016 No.8158392 >>8158382 Missing three characters is one hell of a "typo", bro. You got the expression wrong, accept it and move on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:34:43 2016 No.8158393 >>8158364 >>8158368 Good. It felt like the right thing but right now I wasn't that sure anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:35:28 2016 No.8158394 >>8158037 Top kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:36:40 2016 No.8158400 Went to applebee's once (I know they are trash, my family wanted a cheap place to eat at). I ordered a bacon cheese burger. The burger was the greasiest, most flavorless burger I have ever tasted, it was horrible.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:38:18 2016 No.8158401

>>8158356
I've had so many delivery boys get mad at me because they couldn't find my huge apartment building on an easy-to-find street, I do not fucking get the attitude of someone who takes over twice the amount of time it should take to deliver my food and somehow thinks they're the one who should be mad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:41:41 2016 No.8158403 File: 46 KB, 737x517, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8158037 Oh fuck

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:42:32 2016 No.8158404

>>8158401
To be fair, many people have trouble finding my front door for the first time but I gave them a detailed description and he had my number.
Anyway, I never ordered again, I never ate at their restaurant and my friends didn't want to support them either when I told them about the incident.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:42:55 2016 No.8158405 >>8158401 Worse is when they expect a tip after taking forever to get there.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:46:43 2016 No.8158417

>>8158404
In addition:
I have lots of patience with people who work service jobs, maybe too much. But I won't let people lie to me or walk over me. I know how stressful working in the restaurant business can be and I know that I never lied at customers or acted like an asshole towards them. It's not that hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:53:14 2016 No.8158441 >>8158295 a lot of asians are big on drinking just hot water. source: https://youtu.be/YkYei5ArPjQ?t=2m6s

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:54:17 2016 No.8158443 >>8158441 2:05 btw. timestamp doesn't work w embed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:56:21 2016 No.8158448 >>8158286 >gets incredibly shitty service >still makes a desperate plea for people on in anonymous image board to cut him some slack for not tipping what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:56:38 2016 No.8158449 >>8158286 I'm an Americlap who tips frequently and that's not upsetting in the least; tips are for good service. Even if you try to argue it's part of salary you don't get paid for not doing your job.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:00:47 2016 No.8158461

>working at Taco Bell
>1993
>dinner over
>sewage coming up floor drain in kitchen
>1 inch deep
>manager said close the dining room but keep drive through open
>I'm not going to be a part of this, you're going to kill someone
>place smells like a septic tank
>walk out, call health department & never went back

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:05:10 2016 No.8158470 File: 28 KB, 275x397, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8158393 >>8158404 >>8158417 >being this desperate for validation on 4chan of all places

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:08:20 2016 No.8158478

>>8158448
>>8158449
I don't really get the American tipping culture, to be honest but it seems to me like there are quite a few people who think that a service worker always deserves a tip, no matter how shitty their service is.

>>8158470
It would've been fine to tell me that I was an asshole because I ordered somewhere else without checking my other order. I just wanted to reflect on that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:06:36 2016 No.8158609 >>8158461 Was it on the news?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:20:22 2016 No.8158639 Some rude waiter retrieved my plate of Alambre while I was still eating and all the grease of the dish flew straight into my clothes. Fuckers didn't even comp the meal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:43:25 2016 No.8158680 >>8158461 >>manager said close the dining room but keep drive through open Former fast food manager here. That's a scum bag ensuring they meet their monthly goals for a bonus, regardless of the health risks.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:44:57 2016 No.8158686

>>8158449
I never tip unless I've inconvenienced the staff somewhat. Tipping is an apology I believe. How do you reward good service? Same way you reward good food, with repeated patronage.
>distract a cook/server while he is dicing whatever
Tip.
>Pull a waiter after waiting a minute
Don't tip.
>from a jog, enter a coffeshop, order to go and stink up the place with my sweat
Tip.
>Waitress finds me in the bathroom with my pants down
Don't tip. Door doesn't have a lock either. I don't mind it, and while it might have embarrassed the waitress it was her who initiated the encounter.
>stretch out and my hand accidentally grabs a waitress ass
Tip if the place is crowded.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:56:18 2016 No.8158707
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>barbecue restaurant
>barbecue was obviously lit with cheap lighter fluid and not washed properly
>all the meat tastes like chemical lighter fluid
We got a coupon after complaining though

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:08:57 2016 No.8158730

>>8155602
I'm a bong
Go to bong restaurant in Vancouver where they server English dishes like spotted dick, bangers and mash and shepherds pie
Waitress says hi then goes away
20 minutes later I ask my wife "what does our waitress look like even?"
Wife laughs because waitress is right behind me and overhears
Meal and ordering takes forever
Wife finds a small rock in her food
Shows me
I drop rock on floor then pick it up
Waitress comes
"My wife found this rock in her food"
"I just saw you pick it up off the floor"
"Yeah I dropped it"
"Why should I believe you"

Long argument ensues which ends up with us just standing up and walking out

Go next door and get a proper north American meal

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:12:03 2016 No.8158738

>>8155602
Go to Mexican place that has recently downsized
Waiter/owner asks for drink order
I'm an alcohol so I get water
Wife gets a coke because she's driving
Son gets a coke because he is 10
Owner says don't you want some wine? Some beer?
No thanks
He's pushy about it but whatev
Bill comes
We're charged about $5 in fees for not drinking alcohol
I leave zero tip and never return
Tell this story to every one in my city

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:17:40 2016 No.8158749 i once waited an hour and a half at a TGIFs for an order of disco fries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:19:56 2016 No.8158753 File: 32 KB, 640x423, 1475251840000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8158738 >I'm an alcohol so I get water

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:23:33 2016 No.8158760

>>8155602
>What's the worst experience you've ever had in a restaurant?
I...don't know.

I never go out to eat. I don't really recall the last time I had any issue of note at a restaurant.

Maybe about a decade ago when I realized that Red Lobster is complete shit, after finally having good seafood on the coast and in other countries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:25:49 2016 No.8158764 >>8158749 >disco fries ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:36:30 2016 No.8158779 >>8155654 >>8155673 err, there are plenty of younger people who are cunts to waitstaff too, it's not a generational thing like you're making it out to be

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:37:11 2016 No.8158781 >>8155602 every american chain restaurant I've ever been to is disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:39:12 2016 No.8158786 >>8158352 Yeah, it's supposed to be good for digesting your meal. Elderly Canadians add lemon juice to their hot water, which is a definite improvement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:40:25 2016 No.8158787 >>8158779 Sure there are, but I know way more 45-60-year olds who do it even though I know far more young people than I do people in that age bracket.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:42:53 2016 No.8158793 File: 28 KB, 402x720, 1397093397071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8158295 >takes a picture of his meal

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:43:57 2016 No.8158794 >>8158760 Lol it really is mediocre af

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:44:20 2016 No.8158796

>>8158392
Not that guy but a lot of Americans write and say it like that. It's like 'for all intensive purposes' but less of a malapropism, since it's so widely used and understood that it's correct through usage.
First saw it in a book written in the 60s.
Calm the fuck down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:44:39 2016 No.8158797 Getting basically force fed by a Greek waiter on a vacation when I was 5. He was head over heels because of my big sister, so he constantly came to our table with stuff like ice cream and snacks. In the end I threw up all over the place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:45:25 2016 No.8158798 >>8155602 An old man choked to death. They pulled out the white sheet and everything.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:46:42 2016 No.8158802

>>8158787
Yep. I've been a waiter in several different places, and it's always the middle-aged people who act terribly. Teenagers and the elderly are poor tippers, but boomers will complain like it's contractually obligated by their Protestant work ethic. You sympathize, fix the kitchen issue as fast as you can, and offer free dessert, but they just whine like a toddler who wants to be picked up.

Fuck those people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:47:00 2016 No.8158803 >>8158787 seems pretty anecdotal anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:47:50 2016 No.8158805 >>8158797 Oh, poor you. You kept eating delicious free things like a goldfish with no understanding of pacing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:47:59 2016 No.8158806 >>8158764 Poutine for Claps.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:53:29 2016 No.8158815

>>8158441
It's very humid in summer and fall and for some reason hot water just works better
Not to mention that boiling your water is a good idea in most of China
I love coffee and cold beer when I'm stateside but I aometimes work in China and I drink hot or warm water there

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:57:14 2016 No.8158825 >>8158441 Anyone can confirm that plain hot water is better for you than just some tea?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:59:07 2016 No.8158832

What I really disliked about the lower price "chain" restaurants in the US is that the staff try and have a conversation with you while you're being served. Really, really disliked that, some of them persist even after bring asked not to. Dreadful. Only solution I found eat late at decent venues where the service is attentive but not familiar.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:59:10 2016 No.8158833

>>8158793
Mid 40s here, i was at the revolving restaurant in Centerpoint Tower in Sydney with the family, brother's family and Dad for Anzac Day. Everything was fine.
But i saw this overly manicured millennial taking a picture of his dish and uploading it to social media. I asked my brother and he laughed and confirmed that people do this.
Hey social media look! I'm eating Teriyaki chicken at 19:12 in a tourist spot!
Seriously if you need to blurt every detail to the internet like your some important celebrity it's no wonder you get depressed when deprived of your toys for a few days, like actually chemically depressed as if you'd been cut off from human company. Some of this generation will be beaten to death with their participation awards.
>worked at McDonalds as a teen
>saw a co-worker spit in a cop's half price food
>got in a grappling fistfight with him because i don't love cops but that's just wrong
>when he got fired he tried to burn his uniform
>manager gets in fistfight with him
Was a good franchise store in a nice part of town, too. Dirtying someone's food just makes me crazed, can't help it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:02:00 2016 No.8158842 >>8158825 That's really unlikely but hot water is always free whilst hot tea is only nearly always free

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:05:37 2016 No.8158852

>have an hour free between classes
>go to favorite kebab/burger place on campus
>regular kebab owner who usually takes my order is nowhere to be seen
>give my order to some lazy fuccboi working the counter
>order 2 hotdogs + fries, very simple order
>fuccboi fucks around
>40 minutes later finally get hotdogs, not fries
>just go because class soon

Now whenever I go in, I always check to see if the dumb boy is working. If he is, I make sure to make eye contact with the owner before leaving.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:06:10 2016 No.8158854 >>8158833 Mid 40s here too I take and share pics of food quite often Hang out with beautiful young women a lot talking about food and shit Life is good

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:21:04 2016 No.8158887 >>8156028 This.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:22:06 2016 No.8158889
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Parents took me and brother to an Indian restaurant that had recently opened in Melbourne (of course because of having a meal voucher).

Fucking most useless piece of shit restaurant I've ever been to and they definitely went out of business pretty quickly afterwards, here's a list of how badly they fucked up.

1. ordered a beer, opened the sealed lid had a sip and it tasted watery as fuck, poured some into a glass to see wtf I was looking at and it was brown shit-water. Waitress offered me a new beer and to be fair it could have been a fault at the brewery not the restaurant so I was willing to let that slide.

2. Someone ordered a curry that supposedly had 'croutons' in it, those fucking Indians used corn flakes, I know because I saw it in the kitchen window passing through to the toilet.

3. Earwigs all over the fucking toilet, had to hold a shit in until I got home and just pissed all over the earwigs.

4. Playing shitty pooinloo music on a multi-disk CD player, one CD comes to an end and starts blaring a mudvayne CD left in the device (I found this quite hilarious).

Seriously fuck Indians I've had good Indian food but this shit was kitchen nightmares tier bad. I hope the owners had their legs broken by whatever loan shark was dumb enough to fund their shitty restaurant.

mfw after leaving this restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:45:23 2016 No.8158948 >>8158441 Reminder: most US tap water is fluoridated, boiling it only intensifies the fluoride

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:48:28 2016 No.8158952
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>>8155602
>go to bob evans many years ago because i got a coupon in middle school for being the smartest or some shit
>food was mediocre
>loud crash
>waitress dropped some empty plates
>is very flustered
>manager comes out
>asks her if shes alright and after she says yes, he says "good because youre fired"
>never went back despite getting many more coupons from school

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:50:41 2016 No.8158954 File: 36 KB, 338x395, 1460889733159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't eat out because tipping culture is pure cancer. I hope every restaurant burns to the ground and I cannot wait until waiters are replaced with robots

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:51:59 2016 No.8158957 File: 228 KB, 561x265, 1475533128924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >go to dave and busters

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:55:55 2016 No.8158963 >>8158952 top kek, that is how such incidents should be handled She learned a valuable lesson about not being a fuckup desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:07:35 2016 No.8158979 >>8158952 And i hope that like josh the waitress became a success and got the last laugh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:11:01 2016 No.8158987 >>8158963 Spotted the wannabe baby boomer.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:24:39 2016 No.8159013

>go to pretty average sorta cheap local restaurant with cousin and a few friends
>cousin who worked like 6 months at an applebee's complains about how awful the service is the whole time despite it being perfectly fine and then gets mad at us when we rebuke her overly specific and minor complaints
>bitches about her food when she gets it over seemingly nothing and sends it back twice
>gets pissed at us when we leave a normal tip anyways despite her not paying anything because her boyfriend was there
>slip extra 5 in when she's not looking before we leave

I still haven't gone back to that restaurant though and this was like 7 years ago. Ruined everyone's night.

I've very rarely had any issues with service at places but several with shitty people who were in my party.

The one time I felt like that shitty person is when I was hanging out with a band while they were touring and they asked if there was anywhere to get ice cream this late. So I tell them of a place that you can sit down at and has food and ridiculous ice cream concoctions. Fast forward five minutes and they're back in the venue and announce on stage the name of the place and everyone who was still around was invited for ice cream on the band. It was a nice gesture but 40 people showed up unexpected to the place at like 11pm on a weekday when they close at 1. I also knew one of the people who worked there and apologized. It was a large place with a party room but obviously they were unprepared for something happening on such short notice. Especially with people all trickling in over the course of 30-hour

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:29:49 2016 No.8159026 >>8158730 >"My wife found this rock in her food" >"I just saw you pick it up off the floor" >"Yeah I dropped it" I woudn't believe you either

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:40:20 2016 No.8159054

>>8158356

My weird delivery story is this

>hungry at like 1am on a weekday
>find place that delivers until 4am
>order pizza via grubhub
>get pizza around 2ish
>next night
>doorbell rings at 2am when I'm sleeping
>it's the delivery guy from the night before with another pizza, same order
>wut
>tell him that I ordered that the night before and already received it last night

He was actually understanding. My guess is they didn't clear the order from the night before and staff just saw "delivery 1am Wednesday" at like 11pm on Wednesday and didn't realize that the delivery had already taken place 20 hours earlier and delivered it again at 2am thursday. This was the early days of grubhub and online ordering. On the plus side for them, I ordered a very specific pizza and they probably all got to eat it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:51:47 2016 No.8159084 >>8158033 They are interchangeable. Both phrases: 'could care less' and 'couldn't care less' mean the same thing. >>8158041 I know.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:57:25 2016 No.8159102

>Win some stupid ass raffle at work
>Get a $20 gift card to Pizza Hut, never go there
>Fuck it, order a pizza and boneless wings
>Place order at 5:05 on a Saturday
>Order estimated for delivery: 5:30
>Its 6:15
>Call restaurant, ask nicely if they know about how long my food will be
>"WE ARE REALLY BUSY YOU WILL GET IT SOON I THINK *click*"
>Its now 7
>Call again, angrier this time
>"SIR I TOLD YOU ITS NOW OUT FOR DELIVERY BE PATIENT"
>7:20 get call from driver
>"LMAO where is your house I am new in town I donno lol"
>Explain to him where I live
>5 minutes later
>"Hey man can you like stand on the street and wave for me"
>Takes him 10 more minutes to drive past my house
>Get food its now 7:40ish
>Ice fucking cold
>Call back to complain
>"YOU WILL HAVE TO CALL TOMORROW"
>Call next day and explain what happened, manager tells me that I should have addressed it the night before, and I should not have accepted the food
>Tell her I didn't know it was cold
>Manager literally tells me she knows I am running a scam and he wont refund my money
>Bring my receipt to the restaurant, point out that order was taken at 5:05 and it didn't go out for delivery till 6:45
>Tries to give me a shitty free order of breadsticks (Only from that pizza hut)
>Tell her at minimum it has to be a refund and if she doesn't refund the order I am going to bitch on Pizza Huts corporate Facebook like one of those cunts
>Get told to leave the store at once
>Post on their facebook
>End up getting responded to with a number, call corporate, get $70 in gift cards ($50 for my trouble, $20 for a refund)
>Get their boneless wings from a different store cause they were actually decent

Fuck Pizza Hut

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:59:14 2016 No.8159106

>>8155732
This same EXACT fucking thing happened to me. I went to Kelsey's and ordered a medium rare steak. Came back well done, asked the waitress and she agreed, another one comes back well done again. I ORDER A 3rd steak which the MANAGER brings out and it's fucking medium well. I just ate it because everyone at my table was pretty much halfway through eating and I was hungry. Fuck that place for steak. How do you fuck up three times?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:01:55 2016 No.8159115 >>8159084 They are not interchangeable. "could care less" means you do care. It is the exact opposite of what you're trying to say.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:08:30 2016 No.8159132

>see subway sandwich advertised on TV. Don't really to subway, but this looks decent. I have some spare cash in my wallet. Why not

>go to subway
>see big sign for the sandwich on the counter
>girl asks what I want
>I point and say this sandwich
>she then asks what do I want on it going down the food stuff
>I point to the sign again and say just like this
>"toasted?"
>I point to the sign and say just like the picture
>we continue to do this, down every single food item.
>I keep looking at the sign, saying no to this, yes to that
>after the 5th or 6th time I wave my hands in the air in and leave

>fast food workers so dumb they can't look at a sign and make it like that

>subway workers so dumb you are basically building your own sandwich and paying for the ingredients

Never been back since

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:12:20 2016 No.8159143

>>8159106
I remember working one night where we had a newish guy on grill.
>Thought he was clever or something and tried cooking all of his steaks covered to speed them up
>Got sent back well done as customer requested med rare
>Sent out another one
>It was also well done
>Send out THIRD steak
>Manager is livid
>"Do not fuck me. If this steak is overcooked I will end you. If I have to go out and apolgize to this guy again I will fucking end you."
>Medium
>Customer walked out

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:29:29 2016 No.8159185 > go to subway > only one there > only one worker there > starts making my food > puts meat and cheese on sandwich > two people walk in > sets my sandwich aside and asks them what they want > walk out

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:37:04 2016 No.8159209 >>8157979 >Tater Town Fuck I was eating you cunt

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:38:36 2016 No.8159214

>>8159143
I was fucking ticked. If you're going to have steak on your menu and you can't cook it to order, DONT ADVERTISE OTHER THAN WELL DONE. Before the three steaks came out, the waitress put down ketchup at our table. I should have known right then the sort of clientele they catered to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:42:03 2016 No.8159221 >>8159084 >They are interchangeable Are you literally retarded?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:43:55 2016 No.8159225

>Closing day of popular and well reviewed place at downtown.
>Other side of town with my dad going to this crappy restaurant that makes franchise chains look good
>Suggest we eat elsewhere
>Dad refuses
>Gets pressured to stay
>Food experience is as bad as it gets with frozen veggies, poorly seasoned food and barely edible rice.
>Paid as much as the same restaurant it was going to close at.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:57:56 2016 No.8159258

>>8159115
>"could care less" means you do care. It is the exact opposite of what you're trying to say.

uh no, it's like "i could care less but I don't even give enough of a shit to care less". If you actually weren't aware what that meant you're probably developmentally delayed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:00:52 2016 No.8159265 >>8159258 Am I being baited here? You can't honestly be this retarded. Either way, drink bleach.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:13:42 2016 No.8159295

There's this ice cream/clamshack style place in my hometown that used to be amazing but got sold a couple times and is now garbage. Here's the story of the most recent and last time I will ever go there.

>stop by for old times' sake and see if it's improved any
>look through the menu
>land on something I like
>ask what was in it ("California" panini) mostly to confirm what I already thought
>hear that avocado was indeed something that came with it
>ordered and waited at one of the picnic tables outside for them to call out
>eventually get it
>sandwich seems lacking somehow
>lo and behold, there is no avocado whatsoever
>bring it up to the counter and ask/make sure if there was supposed to be some in there
>staff checks back in the kitchen, and returns with the message that "they ran out."
>never heard one single word during the preparation process letting me know there wasn't any of the ingredient that made me spend roughly two dollars more than I otherwise would've
>staff member asks if there's anything else that I might prefer instead on my sandwich, >resist urge to be snarky and say "2 dollar bills"
>begrudgingly ask for some spinach
>staff member goes back into the kitchen and hands me a small fry holder's worth of greens
>take them back to my table
>sit down and start to put it on my sandwich
>notice that the leaves look nothing like either regular or baby spinach
>take a small bunch and sniff it, try and figure out what it was
>instantly identify it as basil

It was all I could to to stop myself from cackling like a lunatic. All I wanted was to fucking eat dinner; little did I know that I had been unwittingly transported into a Kafka novel and was the protagonist of my own absurdist tale. I didn't bother going back up to return the basil and ask for another vegetable topping; I just ate the damn sandwich and left. I didn't even ask for any portion of my money back because that would signal some iota of intention to return.

I don't. Ever.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:19:20 2016 No.8159311
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>go to local Mexican restaurant in town, has a good reputation.
>I'm with my dad and sister
>my sister has to babysit or something at 5:30
>go to restaurant at 4, Dad figures it's enough time
>we get seated, only two other parties around us
>wait 5 minutes for our drink orders to be taken
>blonde roastie is our waitress.
>She speaks in a country accent and chews gum
>we're in a hurry, so we order our food with our drinks
>waitress come 15 minutes later with drinks
>another 15 minutes pass
>waitress comes back and tells us she "accidentally threw away our order."
>dad looks pissed, but doesn't say anything
>we repeat our orders
>15 minutes later
>haven't seen waitress since
>our drinks and chips are all empty
>it's about 4:50
>dad is starting to look angry
>refrains from speaking for the rest of the time
>another 20 minutes later
>waitress is nowhere to be seen
>it's now 5:10 and no food
>dad's face starts to grow red, he's muttering something under his breath, ripping up his napkin and tossing it everywhere
>suddenly he just jumps up and throws $10 on the table
>"we gotta get the FUCK out of here" very loudly
>sis and I follow him to the front, he's hauling ass
>he walks to the counter out of breath from anger, spits out that we've been waiting for over an hour and the service was awful
>turns around and leaves before the staff can respond
>on his way out he yells "That STUPID FUCKING BITCH!"
>look back at the counter, the whole staff is shocked
>sis starts to cry
>make sure to stay at a friend's house that night

This was the worst my dad ever behaved in public by far. I really don't know what got into him...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:19:48 2016 No.8159315 >>8159265 >You can't honestly be this retarded How am I the retarded one? You can't distinguish what a phrase means based on context

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:36:39 2016 No.8159365 >>8159258 do you feel like making sense one day in your life maybe

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:40:05 2016 No.8159372 >>8159315 You can't talk sense into people who take their shoes and socks off to measure distances with their feet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:42:33 2016 No.8159378 >>8159365 Which part of my post didn't make sense to you? Maybe I could phrase it in a way that even you could understand

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:49:56 2016 No.8159396 >>8158037 bwaaaahahaha

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:10:34 2016 No.8159551 >>8159378 >"i could care less but I don't even give enough of a shit to care less" this makes literal zero sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:36:12 2016 No.8159585 >>8158105 What restaurant?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:52:24 2016 No.8159601 >>8155640 No way was it 30 minutes for that cook-up. You are incorrect. It was more than likely 5 minutes tops and you gobbled your steak down like a good lil piggy, didn't you? ANSWER ME

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:55:07 2016 No.8159609 >>8159258 Just end it my man

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:56:22 2016 No.8159612 >>8159132 >we continue to do this, down every single food item. >subway workers so dumb you are basically building your own sandwich and paying for the ingredients You fucking idiot. That's exactly what's supposed to happen when you go to Subway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:57:54 2016 No.8159616 >>8159132 b-bait???

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:05:09 2016 No.8159637

>>8159612
if I say I want THAT sandwich, exactly how it looks, and you can't understand how to do it, you are clinically retarded.

If I wanted to go piece by piece I would fucking say give me toasted bun, ham pickles olives onions chedder.

Don't put NAMED sandwiches on a MENU and then ask me how to assemble it from scratch. They should never have promotional sandwiches then, just new ingredients.

This is why jimmy johns is so much better. I can say I want the supreme that's right there on the menu, and I get the supreme that's on the fucking menu

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:06:37 2016 No.8159641 >>8159637 I almost felt sorry for falling for bait but turns out you're serious.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:04:24 2016 No.8159771

>be a newly homeless teenager
>don't know what to do
>three days with no food and I've become an animal
>picking scraps from a dumpster behind some hippy restaurant
>get caught by the owner's wife
>she brings me inside and makes me a soup with boiled root vegetables and broth
>leftover bread and butter
>start to feel human again
>I start crying
>she lets me sleep in the restaraunt
>before the sun rises I'm gone

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:11:48 2016 No.8159783 >>8159771 shit that never happened/10 adorable tho

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:14:55 2016 No.8159786

>friend brings me and a couple other friends to this chinese restaurant
>right outside, there were a group of people protesting the restaurant's use of shark fin soup (at the time, i wasn't sure if there was shark fin soup being served that night)
>had to eat our dinner with the protestors outside
>by the time we finished, the situation outside got so bad, the manager let us exit outside from the kitchen
at least the food was good

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:20:06 2016 No.8159793 >>8159637 >baaawwwwww having to specify whether or not i want my bun toasty woasty is so hard

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:01:37 2016 No.8159867

>>8159793

I want this sandwich here in the picture.
>tomatoes?
is it in the picture?
>stares blankly

Comprehension is required for intelligence. If someone is this stupid I don't want them touching my food.

If they're going to go down every little thing, don't market these as new sandwiches. Instead of "this big fancy new teriyaki sub!" just say "we now have chicken teriyaki"

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:13:58 2016 No.8159884

I went to this place called Mr. Pizza near Little Tokyo. We were seated by the waiter and looked over the menu for a bit. Other people shortly came in after and were seated. I noticed that we never even got a drink order in since the waiter only handed us the menus. Tried to flag down waiters, kept ignoring us. After 30 minutes we see that everyone else that was seated after us in the restaurant has drinks and some even have their food already. Finally a waiter comes up to us like he wants to kill himself for taking our order. We finally get the ball rolling, eat, and then ask for the bill. That place has an automatic 20% tip already in the bill. Fuck that noise. We complained but nothing came of it. Manager wouldn't budge. We all had to pay it in full. I have never been so mad in my life.
Mind you we aren't a bunch of obnoxious 16 year olds or a big party. It was four people and we were all well over 21. We know our table manners. If I can give any advice to anyone it would be to never go there unless you want to give mandatory tips to assholes who don't deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:17:47 2016 No.8159966 >>8159867 >he doesn't understand how subway works You have non-meme actual autism my man. I'm truly sorry. Unless this is an elaborate ruse in which case kudos.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:46:15 2016 No.8159990

>>8159966
If that's how it works then why do they create and introduce sandwiches.

I don't go to mcdonalds and order a big mac, then tell them everything I want on it.

If I want, and say that I want the chicken teriyaki that was advertised, that is on the menu, sign on the counter, and sign on the door, that brain dead employee should be able to make it without me running through every ingredient.

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Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:05:52 2016 No.8160001

>>8158889
I grew up with a few Indian friends, and I eat with their families a few times and it was freaking delicious.

Every damn Indian restaurant I've been at have been horrible and disgusting. The rice and bread they served was old and just reheated or something, I could freaking taste it was old. The meat and stews were reheated but at least they didn't taste like last weeks rice & bread I got.

I live in Denmark and that might have something to do with it. We don't hold restaurants of all ethnicities to the same standards ...I've heard that in England the Indian restaurants have good standards.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:14:43 2016 No.8160014 >>8158802 fucking boomers. can't they just die already?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:16:51 2016 No.8160018 >>8159601 Are you calling a 13 year old kid a little piggy? Wow anon, that's pretty low. I hope you feel good about yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:20:26 2016 No.8160023 >>8160001 Yeah, indian restaurants in England have a lot more people that know what the food should taste like to cater to, unlike say Denmark.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:30:33 2016 No.8160047

>>8155602
>starving, walk into restaurant the only food joint around, with gf
>someone walks up asks what we want to drink before we order
>sit there for 20 minutes, and no one comes to take order even though its not crowded at all.
>walk to the bar where some one is just washing glases, ask hey i would like to order
>"you cant order at the bar, you have to wait for someone to come to your table"
>yes thats fine, but then someone should come to my table, im waiting for quite a while now.
>"okay ill send someone"
>continues to wash the glases for a good 5 minutes
>some co-worker walks past her. glasswasher says could you help them order?
>co-worker; no im going on a break.
>glasswasher decides to take the order herself.
>walks to our table, takes order.
>food is made quite fast, the cook drops it off at a collection window and rings a bell.
>no one comes to pick it up
>shouldigrabitmyself.jpg?
>wait for a while
>cook notices its not gone yet
>rings bel again
>glasswasher sees it
>asks coworker to bring it over
>"no im on a break"
>glasswasher continues to wash glasses.
>about to get up to get it myself
>someone is done with their break and collects it before i can

>the pomodori soup is made, first soup then cream.
>not putting the cream in and then poor the soup on top of it.
>0/10 would not eat again

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:44:18 2016 No.8160066

This example isn't in a restaraunt but it's about pizza delivery.

Back like a decade ago, me and my friends decide to order pizza like 2 hours before seeing "Juno" at the local theater (Walking distance away). We decide to order from the local pizza hut that was 2 miles away( Opposite direction of the theatre) from my house and like 3 street lights away ( We were just under the legal driving age at the time and we didn't have a car to drive ourselves to the pizza hut. ). We decide to order and I specifically told the person handling the delivery calls that, " we need the pizza before X time or just don't take the order at all". He reassures me that they're able to do the delivery and I'm reassured. We wait an hour for the pizza to come and get worried. I decide to call the guy handling orders and he tells me that the pizza is still coming. I told him to just cancel the order since it's clearly unacceptable that it took this long, but he reassured me that the order was coming. Another 30 minutes goes by and we head off to walk to the theater hungry. After the end of Juno and coming home, my brother who stayed home to play counter-strike told me that the delivery person came 40 minutes after we left to go see "Juno". The delivery driver apparently got in to an accident and came back to deliver some of those pizzas. He yells at my Brother for refusing to pay for the pizza's and storms off.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:04:19 2016 No.8160084

>>8159990
That's because the big mac has a standard set of toppings on it fuckhole. Anything at subway is literally just one thing and whatecer wlse you want, there is literally no standard toppings, and assuming what someone wants opens them up to autistic cock-garglers like you complaining that they didn't make what you wanted.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:08:00 2016 No.8160089
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>>8158948
Reminder: Much of the ground water in China contains a LARGE concentration of fluoride naturally. North Americans get a drop per 100 or so Liters in most places. Literally nothing bad can come from such low amounts. It's to help poor kids with shit parents to have teeth long enough to move out.

t. water plant worker

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:28:02 2016 No.8160114

>>8159132
Fuck those other anons. This is pretty legit.
My local subway had no problems handling me doing what this anon asked.
>'Can I order the new sub please?'
>Sign showing it on counter
>'What would you like on it, sir?'
>'Just like the ad, please.'
>Sub gets prepared
>'Anything else with this today?'
>Add cookies because they just came out and fuck yes warm cookies

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:35:55 2016 No.8160124 >>8158753 Pure alcohol is hygroscopic.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:43:48 2016 No.8160140

>be japanese
>go to an izakaya in manhattan with friends
>ask for some drinks and appetizers in japanese
>waitress apologizes in english
>doesn't speak japanese
>she is actually chinese
>glimpse inside the kitchen reveals the cooks are latin american
Nobody else gave a fuck, but ruined the entire night for me.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:52:03 2016 No.8160155

>>8159884
>we had to pay it in full
No, anon. You didn't, even if you're in like...UK where that shit is pretty much the norm, if you say "Take it off" they are legally obligated to do so unless they told you ahead of time "There is automatic gratuity added to the bill, if you eat here you agree to pay it and if you don't please leave".

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:06:34 2016 No.8160184 >>8158117 I don't eat at a new mexican restaurant unless a friend has eaten there and recommends it. I don't know if it's my area but most of the time a new mexican place opens up it's not good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:09:19 2016 No.8160189 >>8155602 I've had waiters at a local Chili's argue with me twice over stuff they were clearly wrong about and INSIST they were right until I showed them the store policy. I don't go there anymore.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:28:02 2016 No.8160215

>go to a fancy restaurant in new york city
>have the fish fillet
>start eating it
>sharp pain in mouth
>lots of blood
>still bone in the fish
>flag down a waiter, mouth obscured with blood-soaked napkin
>complain about the bone in my fish fillet
>blood pouring out of my mouth, hoity-toity french waiter tells me that fillet just means that "most" of the bones are removed
>spitting blood, inform this backwater surrender monkey that fillet is not "most," but all
>force a manager to come out
>end up with a free bottle of wine
>offers me another fish platter, complimentary, as though I could eat something with my mouth torn up

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:38:40 2016 No.8160235

How about a story of working as a server?

>shitty server job at cracker barrel
>admittedly shitty, uncharismatic and nebbish waitress
>it's sunday morning, packed with church crowd
>just a bunch of entitled old assholes mainly
>flying around trying to do my job maintaining these gray planets and their loud moon children
>some cunt I worked with took break leaving me her table section without mentioning it
>off around the corner punching in on the machine another table's order
>takes about five minutes, don't notice newly seated table from her corner
>finally notice them not having been cared for
>old black couple
>"huh whys yous talkin to themz first before us, HMM?"
>voodoo speak, I'm visibly confused
>"wes wanna speaka to your manager hmmm"
>for the next fifteen minutes these two old fucks, both dressed well and presumably just back from church, bitch out my manager
>they play the race card, so much that they are offered an entirely free meal

I did genuinely feel bad when I'd make a mistake (which was often), but working as a server made me really start to hate people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:41:30 2016 No.8160240 >>8160140 Most restaurants in the US have cooks from Central or South America.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:51:55 2016 No.8160255 >>8160235 Any job where you interact with people makes you hate people, sadly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:53:01 2016 No.8160257 >>8156167 >pepperoni your fault for liking meme pizza

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:56:26 2016 No.8160264

>At a bar with drinks and prices for 16oz and 22 oz beers listed on the wall
>friends and I all order the cheapest craft beer (it's noticeably cheaper than the others so we figure it's some kind of special)
>it's good, order several each between the four of us
>waiter brings us a check and it's about 30 dollars more than we expected
>we ask him why and point out the price discrepancy in the drinks and he says "it looks like they made a mistake, they wrote the 16 oz price under the 22 oz beer
>"Well, we ordered this beer because of the price you had written on the wall, we didn't put it there, so.."
>waiter sits and stares at us, then leaves
>leave the price we expected to pay on the table and walk out

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:56:28 2016 No.8160266 >>8159258 >found the american here educate yourself https://youtu.be/1vXOkQikpyU?t=48

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:01:54 2016 No.8160272

> travel to Sydney to see a production of "Carmen" that my friend has a leading role in at the opera house
> decide to look around the Sydney city
> we go to a Westfield shopping centre which is on the bottom of the centrepoint tower
> order food at what looks to be some form fancy Mexican restaurant
> I order 2 burritos with rice and lime and bean mix (all the good shit)
> after around 30 mins of waiting, I get a single tortilla coated in cheese, not even wrapped up, with no beans, no salsa picante, no rice. And instead, just a big old smear of fucking sriracha sauce
> I signal the waiter and ask him what this is. And he replies that "we are out of burritos so this is all we have that is similar
> I'm mad but I eat it anyway because I'm starving
> it tastes like something someone stoned out of his mind would make from bin scraps to satisfy his endless appetite (aka pure shit, but may be considered food in in Ethiopia)
> that piece of cheesy tortilla with sriracha smeared on it cost me 20 AUSTRALIAN FUCKING DOLLARS
> it also gave me food poisoning

I also saw the wait staff licking their fingers and sneezing without washing their hands

The moral of the story is, don't bother with fancy mexican food in Sydney near the centre point tower

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:05:06 2016 No.8160278 >>8159102 >>Tell her at minimum it has to be a refund and if she doesn't refund the order I am going to bitch on Pizza Huts corporate Facebook like one of those cunts did you really expect them to give a fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:09:22 2016 No.8160284 >>8159311 your dad sounds like a bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:12:40 2016 No.8160287 >>8160140 welcome to america

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:13:26 2016 No.8160288 >>8160140 >couldnt even tell a chinese woman from a japanese racist fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:15:33 2016 No.8160289 >>8160272 >tourist >go to mall the morale of the story is don't be a pleb

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:16:15 2016 No.8160290 File: 23 KB, 500x359, velma.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8160288 pffff

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:19:28 2016 No.8160291 >>8160215 nigger did u not ever eat fresh fish before there's always a chance.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:21:48 2016 No.8160294

>>8158478
>I don't really get the American tipping culture, to be honest but it seems to me like there are quite a few people who think that a service worker always deserves a tip, no matter how shitty their service is.
Not the case at all. If you receive bad service, then a tip should not be expected of you.

It varies from person to person but it's sort of a sliding scale, the better the service, the larger the tip.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:29:36 2016 No.8160304 >>8159102 pizza hut employee here, yea fuck pizza hut.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:40:03 2016 No.8160322

>>8159867
>>8159637
Im not denying the employee may have been dumb, but you were acting autistic af. They HAVE to ask about individual topings and all that, its how they MUST take an order for their job, you are the odd one out who couldn't just name the ingredients as it went along in a natural fashion; no, "durr like the picture" is all you could muster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:41:09 2016 No.8160324 >>8159258 Stupid motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:41:13 2016 No.8160325 >>8160291 This was a Michelin star'ed restaurant and a fifteen dollar plate of fillet fish. I was not expecting amateur hour.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:44:07 2016 No.8160329 >>8160089 >water plant worker so you are admitting to your involvement in the NWO and poisoning us?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:52:25 2016 No.8160340
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Last 4 times I went to Wendy's there has been a long jet-black pube in my burger. Always just sitting there in the middle of the ketchup/mayo blob. I'd say someone there hates me, but this each time it happened, I went to a different Wendy's. It's not a grudge, Wendy's is just a disgusting place to get food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:12:37 2016 No.8160367 >>8155756 ive never heard of a more useless qualification

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:20:54 2016 No.8160380 >>8155682 totally agree :')

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:27:35 2016 No.8160390 >>8160215 Stick to the fish sandwich in McDonald's hahaha

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:31:57 2016 No.8160401 >>8160390

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:57:26 2016 No.8160465 >>8157145 its the bag the soup comes in, anon, it gets heated up in it. did you take it out and eat it anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:10:34 2016 No.8160497 >>8159013 >announce on stage the name of the place and everyone who was still around was invited the aquabats bought a few dozen people doner kebabs the last time they played my home town i love it when bands do that

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:17:20 2016 No.8160511 >>8158793 >complaining about pictures of food on a food image board

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:21:26 2016 No.8160516 >>8160367 4chan janitor

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:28:22 2016 No.8160523

>>8155654
Entitlement that comes with an aging attitude.
When some folks get older they expect things to be done in a certain manner because any kind of inconvenience is taken as a personal slight. Some millennials can be the same, but they do it more out of ignorance and being unable to control their frustration.

Additionally, something about food always triggers people.
Compared to my customer service job now as opposed to an old job I had as a grocery store cashier, people are meaner when they feel they're being fucked out of food. Right now I'm in an industry where people literally pay hundreds to break contracts, or I have to tell them they're gonna miss out on funerals and weddings. And I swear I've had some take it better than back in 2009 when I had to tell some old fuck I couldn't take his expired .50cent coupons. Or had to tell someone they couldn't buy hot meals using EBT.

People are miserable cunts when it comes to food. Wouldn't wish food service on anybody.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:37:04 2016 No.8160534

>A few years ago
>On vacation with some friends
>Go to an Italian restaurant
>We're in southern Jersey, and my friends and I are from northern Jersey
>Waitress comes over and asks if we want "wahtah"
>Suddenly remember when my 10th grade History teacher talked about South Jersey accents
>Say "Sure, I'll have some wahtah" without thinking
>Everyone looks at me, I get nervous
>Go around the table and ask all of my friends if they wanted "wahtah"
>Waitress basically doesn't speak with us again
>Go to the same place the next year, she remembers me
>Looks at me dirty the whole time.

I'm sorry, random waitress.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:04:21 2016 No.8160567

>Back in high school, eating at a local diner with some friends
>We're all newly hired, don't have too much money
>No one orders anything over 8 bucks, so we don't feel too bad tipping only 2ish each
>Waiter was a bit snippy but tried to be "nice" the whole time
>Friend forgets his jacket and goes back in after we leave
>Waiter calls friend a jackass because of the low tip

We didn't complain but I'm sure the guy did similar things to other people - he was fired not long after

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:09:13 2016 No.8160577 >>8159295 >little did I know that I had been unwittingly transported into a Kafka novel and was the protagonist of my own absurdist tale. Kek It was a bit Kafka-esque

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:15:23 2016 No.8160594

I enjoy reading your guy's stories but everytime it still leaves me wondering why you guys have these problems. Given if you met me I would prolly seem one of the most impatient people you ever met.

These examples are actually a theme for me:

Go to a take out place and nobody is at front counter to greet me and take my order in 30 seconds.

Walk out.

Go inside a fast food joint and there is over ONE person in line.

Walk out.

If I don't get exactly what I ask for in a timely manner when I'm sitting in a restaurant.

Walk out.

The only time I go thru a drive thru is if there is ZERO cars in the line.

Seriously thou even if I ask for a check and it takes more than a couple minutes for it to come.

I walk out.

Even if they notice and ask me wtf I'm doing, I tell them it was taking to long. I got shit to do man. At least I have enought food options in my town that I don't have to take any of that lazy ass shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:21:52 2016 No.8160610 File: 21 KB, 265x300, ck_plebs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8160594 >there is over ONE person in line >ONE person Then it's not a line, sperglord

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:23:06 2016 No.8160613 >>8160594 >committing a felony because your bill took too long wew

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:31:59 2016 No.8160637 >>8158286 Honestly i think you should not have paid at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:35:41 2016 No.8160647 >>8160613 Where do you live fuccboi?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:41:26 2016 No.8160655 >>8160594 >wastes time going to places just to not order anything >makes a post pretending you value your own time when you clearly don't

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:44:18 2016 No.8160668 >>8160655 >implying I live in the boonies and not a city, where the next place to eat is literally footsteps away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:46:36 2016 No.8160675 >>8160668 >wastes even more time walking to different places bc your NEET ass doesn't have a car >pretending you live in a cultured city yet expect the fast food lines to never have anyone in them Quit telling lies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:50:23 2016 No.8160683 >>8160675 You having fun in fly-over land cletus?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:52:50 2016 No.8160685 >>8160683 Having fun in my suburbia where there's an indian restaurant and an asian bistro across the street, thanks. I actually get food when I make the effort to go and when I'm lazy I take the car that I pay to have. Weeeee~

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:54:40 2016 No.8160692 >>8160685 Don't actually need a car in NYC son, I can pay for a taxi thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:00:16 2016 No.8160707 >>8155718 She was right about them being called patate, patatine means french fries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:02:27 2016 No.8160712 File: 566 KB, 320x277, 1431150645616.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8160692 >being a kike

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:11:43 2016 No.8160724

>>8155640
>>8159084
>>8159258

Jesus Christ.

The phrase is "I couldn't care less" Meaning you care so little about something that its IMPOSSIBLE for you to care any less than you already do.

"I COULD care less" What does that mean? You're literally saying it IS possible for you to care less, meaning you must already care about it in the first place. It misses the point completely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vXOkQikpyU

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:16:13 2016 No.8160737 >>8160724 >being so fucking autistic about typos or bullshit sayings end your life you stupid waste of gut flora. Jesus Waterskiing Christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:17:00 2016 No.8160741 >>8158793 >implying that's my meal and not a picture i got off google for "izakaya"

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:28:01 2016 No.8160763

>>8160724
"I could care less" is sarcastic.

It is literally "duh" and "no duh" which both mean the same thing.

Since they are social expressions, it may be too much for you to understand, since you seem to be of the opinion that people talk to each other only using literal expressions based on their word choice.

It's a funny thing to joke about, but seriously anon getting bothered by something like that is pretty spergy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:33:04 2016 No.8160773 File: 22 KB, 265x300, 2irritant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8160724 Hello newfag. /ck/ also turns 360 out of restaurants and knows that wala is not the same as voila. Lurk moar, faggot. This is not hammydown advice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:39:17 2016 No.8160781 >>8160724 I can't be bothered to reply to you right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:42:02 2016 No.8160787 >>8159990 The name of the sandwich is the array of meats they out on it. The salads are customisable so everyone gets what they like themselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:07:37 2016 No.8160840 >>8160707 Yeah, by chips I meant french fries, I'm not American.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:17:01 2016 No.8160866 File: 85 KB, 240x240, zizek kawaii.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8159786 Did you come back for the shark fin soup though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:22:17 2016 No.8160875 >>8160340 While this is going to come off as racist, usually this isn't a problem with wendys ran by non foreigners. Everytime I go to Pajeets wendys i get pube city but my boy Darnell never fucks up my orders and shit is crystal clean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:25:36 2016 No.8160880 >>8160866 Shark fin soup sucks to be honest. I've had it a couple times and it's bland as fuck. Just generic fish taste with shoe leather texture. I think it's just talked about because it's so "controversial".

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:34:14 2016 No.8160897 >>8158448 Some people are extremely anal about tipping to the point where I'd think it was satire if it weren't for the fact that I know they're serious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:48:09 2016 No.8160940 >>8158796 Nope it's still wrong. It just doesn't make sense

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:51:11 2016 No.8160949

>>8159311
Probably a combination of a bad day/month/year, feeling responsible in getting your sister to her babysitting gig and a complete cunt of a waitress that took him over the edge. I don't know him all that well but I can relate even though I'm usually too much of a pussy to do something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:53:02 2016 No.8160953 >>8160940 fuck off you autist

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:21:56 2016 No.8161016 >>8160953 >it's autistic to not be a part of the decay of western civilization by using words properly

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:23:49 2016 No.8161022 >>8158106 Just don't fucking eat there what the fuck you entitled asshole

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:42:51 2016 No.8161072

>>8158478
People in America only feel the need to tip no matter how bad the service is because waiters don't get paid minimum wage. Waiters typically get paid $3-4 an hour and federal minimum wage is $7.25. Their tips are basically supposed to pay their wages. It's a ridiculous broken system but that's America in a nutshell.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:49:45 2016 No.8161088

>>8157145
Happens when people don't cut the soup back open properly when pouring it into the soup well OR if it was the thin grocery-store sort, it means there was a tear in the bags that line the pots on the soup well. It's clean, but yeah, I can understand the want to return it.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:49:46 2016 No.8161089

>>8158449
Are you actually fucking retarded?
Just because service is slow or the food is bad doesn't mean a waiter isn't doing their job. Not doing their job would be sitting on their ass not taking any orders. Everyone has made a mistake on the job at some point and you don't fucking expect to not get paid. There are plenty of fast food workers who fuck up regularly and get paid more. You are legally required to be paid for the work you do. The whole tips pay half the waiters wages thing is a ridiculous broken system but that does not excuse not tipping. Unless a waiter is outright rude and insulting I would never not tip. And no I've never worked in the service industry I'm just not an entitled asshole.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:07:18 2016 No.8161135

>>8161089
>Waah give me your money because you're supposed to give me extra cash no matter what.

No, fuck you. If you concede it's a shitty system, go get a job somewhere else. Don't perpetuate this "Waiters don't get paid if they don't get tipped" bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:09:31 2016 No.8161140 >>8160594 Being THIS entitled

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:15:35 2016 No.8161154 >>8158852 >make sure to make eye contact with the owner The owner does not realize you're trying to hint his employee is crap; he just thinks you're a fag hitting on him.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:18:13 2016 No.8161159

>>8161135
How bad are your reading comprehension skills wow
First of all it's not "extra cash" it's the money needed to pay MINIMUM wage.
Second, I said I don't work in the food service industry. I never have and I hopefully never will have to. But unlike some people on here who lack basic human empathy, I understand that if you're working a shitty restaurant job, you clearly need to be paid the amount you are legally required. I obviously pay more for good service and less for poor service, but straight up not tipping or even not paying only hurts struggling working people and doesn't fix any of the problems you complain about. Just stop going to a restaurant if you don't like their service. Then maybe the management will see they have a problem that needs fixing. Even if they don't, why should you care. It's not hard to find a better restaurant. Treating a single waiter like shit isn't going to make upper management change a goddamn thing.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:23:28 2016 No.8161172

Yesterday

>work at shitty fast food job
>open the door at 10 AM, old guy comes in at 10:02
>I go to stand at the cash register
>Me: Hi, whenever you're ready
>He stands there and stares at me
>I stare at him
>We look at each other
>We both start looking around the store
>Neither of us saying anything
>Still standing at the register
>Literally like seven minutes pass
>Both just standing there
>Me: When you're ready go ahead...
>We stand there some more
>Still looking around
>Him: Should I just give up?
>Me: Huh?
>Him: Are you going to finish?
>Me: I'm not sure what you mean
>Him: Are you going to finish what you were saying?
>Me: ....whenever you're ready you can go ahead and order...I told you that earlier. I thought you were taking your time to decide
>Him: What? I thought you were talking to someone else!
>Literally nobody else in the entire store
>Me: No....you can go ahead....

He didn't complain or anything but literally what in the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:24:45 2016 No.8161178 >>8160875 >this is going to come off as racist Oh the horror DId you get lost on your way to reddit my friend?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:26:31 2016 No.8161184 >>8161159 Not a clap, but I've read that if waiters don't make minimum wage through their wage+tips, employers are required by federal law to make up the difference out of pocket. And that sometimes waiters underreport their tips to earn a little extra.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:34:02 2016 No.8161198 >>8160594 i walk out when i stand in a storefront for 20+ seconds and no one is there to greet me. the rest of these are insane tho

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:34:51 2016 No.8161201

>>8161159
>it's the money needed to pay MINIMUM wage
Stop lying you fucking faggot.
Wage + tips has to make minimum or the employer pays the difference. That's not local law, not state law, that's FEDERAL FUCKING LAW.
And if you don't make minimum wage you're probably going to get fired because it means you're a shitty server.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:36:13 2016 No.8161205
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>>8161178

>say something racist
>MUH POL BOGERMUM
>warn something might come across as racist
>GB2 REDURT DERR

you motherfuckers deserve every single /pol/ shitpost you come across.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:36:45 2016 No.8161209

>>8161184
https://www.dol.gov/whd/regs/compliance/whdfs15.pdf
that is the technical regulations.
However, many employers (especially non corporate businesses or anyone who decides to be an asshole/cheapskate which surprise surprise many owners are) do not always follow these guidelines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:45:52 2016 No.8161230 >>8161016 >the decay of western civilization don't you have cultural marxism to whine about

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:47:50 2016 No.8161234 >>8161184 >employers are required by federal law to make up the difference out of pocket Which is why they fire waiters on the spot instead of ever having to do that. >>8161201 [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:56:20 2016 No.8161254 >>8158063 It's cause you smelled bad.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:57:51 2016 No.8161256

>>8158286
Sounds like you did most of that to yourself.

You sat yourself, outside at that, and then seemed upset that they didn't immediately bring you menus. You had the option to only take one tea, but you chose to accept both, only to later complain and try not to pay for the 2nd one. You could have taken a stronger stance on the sandwich, but accepted the wrong one, and then got bitter about it.

It sounds like their staff does suck, but you're not in the right here either, bud.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:37:12 2016 No.8161349 >>8161254 Not that dude but I don't understand the correlation. It would seem if he smelled bad then they would just wait until they went up for more of the buffet food to grab their plates and utensils.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:45:28 2016 No.8161382 >>8158852 >Now whenever I go in, I always check to see if the dumb boy is working. If he is, I make sure to make eye contact with the owner before leaving. oooooh aren't you an assertive man, yes you are, yes you are

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:49:10 2016 No.8161397 >>8161234 Citation needed on what bucko?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:54:06 2016 No.8161415

Order a philly cheese steak and fries to go and didn't check the styrofoam container till I got home.
It only had one piece of stale bread in it and nothing else.
Went back, and they told me to get lost and called me a liar.
Prior to that I order a Chicago Style Pizza.
Two hours went by so I called.
They stated it just went in the oven and it would be a while. I said ok.
3 hours go by and I called again.
They said they just put it in and gave me the same schpeel.
Two more hours go by.
I call to cancel.
They yelled at me and threatened me and called me all sorts of names.
This was "Uptown Pizza" in Chicago.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:08:15 2016 No.8161448

>>8160001
it's a matter of competition. indian food is great in england because of a discerning indian population. east asian resturants in the US tend to be better the higher the concentration of people because there's larger chunks of vietnamese, korean, chinese, and japanese people that will keep them in business and won't show up if it sucks.

american chinese is definitely is it's own thing but i can tell you chinese food in england was the worst trash i've ever had.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:14:26 2016 No.8161462 >>8160294 except when, you know, the fucking bill has an automatic +18% gratuity or whatever fuck it was.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:33:11 2016 No.8161496

>me,brother and a friend went to a restaurant after practice, hungry as fuck
>see there's empty tables but still a sign saying "please wait to be seated"
>waitress comes over in 5-10 minutes, tells us their kitchen is backed up, will take 45 minutes to get food
>confused as fuck, say ok and go to the table
>while walking look around, about 3-4 tables with people, at least 20+ tables completely empty

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:40:51 2016 No.8161519 >>8161496 >tells us their kitchen is backed up They probably meant it literally and there was wastewater pouring out of the sinks.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:42:42 2016 No.8161521

>>8161519
the only explanation i could think of was that there were too many cooks in the kitchen so it was hard to do anything since in my language you would say something like "it's crowded in the kitchen"
still, the food was what we expected, nothing fancy but got the job done and at least we got a joke from the whole experience

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:44:13 2016 No.8161524 >>8158787 That proves nothing. Your personal experiences mean shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:51:33 2016 No.8161540 >>8160155 I guarantee it was in fine print at the bottom of the menu. They all have it noted that "an additional 18% gratuity will be applied to parties of 6+ people", or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:53:32 2016 No.8161549 >>8155602 The day I thought it was a good idea to open my own

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:59:13 2016 No.8161565 >>8161549 Tell us more.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:59:34 2016 No.8161566

>>8160534
This made me giggle.

Hell, at the office today a client came by.

Guy's name is George, and I've spoke with him on the phone. He has a Boston accent.

And of course, the first thing out of my mouth was "Oh, good to meet you in person, [Joyge]"

>joyge

I got a look, but I just went with it and made small talk before leaving for the day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:03:10 2016 No.8161577 >>8161172 >Him: Are you going to finish? Should have just finished on him, right then and there. wtf at that, though. Fucking old people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:08:42 2016 No.8161593 >>8161172 You looked like one of those hip youngsters with one o' thems blueteeth microchips in your ear t. Embarrassed Old Man

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:43:02 2016 No.8161671

>>8155602
>be 13yr old kid visiting family in Germany, first time out of the USA
>really sweet terminally ill from lung cancer great aunt is (literally) dying to take us to try this famous "home made cheese" that she absolutely loves at some restaraunt/pub
>be fat little kid who fucking loves cheese, really excited to try it
>spend like an hour in a car to get to this place way out in the middle of nowhere
>uncharacteristically hot as balls summer for Germany, car has no A/C
>dying aunt putting up with all of this, when she should probably be resting at home waiting for death, because she is so happy to share something she loves with us
>have to sit outside in the hot sun on lawn tables set up outside the front because the place is packed full
>wait even longer to finally get our order, hungry as fuck and covered in sweat, anticipation is through the roof
>finally shows up, its not a hard cheese, or a soft cheese.. its cheese... pudding? soup??
>its just poured onto a flat plate with some kind of sour creme and a few sliced onions on the side
>scoop some up with a spoon
>dying aunt with happy excited expression looking at all our faces anticipating our joyous reaction
>it tastes like liquid feet/ass... and it's fizzy.
>I look around at my family, all our faces saying the same thing

without doubt, the worst and most awkward meal of my entire life

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:56:04 2016 No.8161707 >>8160683 He is tearing the logical consistency of your post to shreds. How many bustling metropolis do you live in where you are the only person being served in a restaurant? Christ fucking exposed.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:43:22 2016 No.8161792
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>>8159185
Are you retarded? Of course he's going to wait, he's going to put their shit in the oven and return to your's because it is more efficient. What is with this thread and the Subway autism?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:23:02 2016 No.8162015 >>8160140 >expecting manhattan to have authentic food made by authentic japanese people. You're easy to disappoint.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:51:55 2016 No.8162354 >>8160647 America? Walking out on a bill in america has it's own name as a crime, and is a felony

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:53:27 2016 No.8162356 >go to a beachside burger joint >get a cheeseburger and fries >ask for the bill >when waitress comes back, she tells me that I should ask them to hold the dill pickle next time if I'm just gonna waste it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:09:01 2016 No.8162500 >>8162354 really? isn't the fellony limit like 1k if you steal something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 05:18:39 2016 No.8162686 >>8162354 >it's a felony you're fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 05:20:24 2016 No.8162688 >>8155602 Working in one

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:24:45 2016 No.8162818 >>8155718 last time i was in venice i ordered a very overprized hotdog and all i've got was 2 pieces of burned bread and an excuse for a sausage. I hate this place...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:37:09 2016 No.8162910 >>8162818 It's horribly overrated, yeah. Italy is great but Venice is crap to be honest. Even the people I've talked to who live there hate it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:38:10 2016 No.8162915 >>8155626 hair getting in your food is hardly shocking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:44:52 2016 No.8162923 >>8155602 one time my parents and i got super pissed and so i wrote some mean words on the tables with condiments and the chairs and walls too

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:17:14 2016 No.8162967 >>8162686 Not paying a dining bill >$25 is considered a felony.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:11:40 2016 No.8163059 >>8159258 So you couldnt care less? Just say that dumbass. If you dont give enough of a shit to care less, you couldn't care less.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:16:53 2016 No.8163070

>>8159258
>>8163059
He just needs a modified beginning to make sense. Something like "As if I could care less." would be fine, however no matter how you modify it, using that kind of sarcastic statement makes you sound like a retarded valley girl. Either way, he loses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:32:44 2016 No.8163098 >>8161256 He's not in the wrong, that's for sure. Straight up if I got service that shitty I wouldn't pay. Bringing somebody the completely wrong order and then actually getting pissy about it disqualifies you as a restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:34:06 2016 No.8163200 >>8162967 a felony is something you go to PRISON for. the word you're looking for is "misdemeanor"

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:19:21 2016 No.8163413

>>8160235
You'll always have people like that. At least you know you made a mistake

>friend works as a server at one of the only nice restaurants in our town
>been there for 6 years, every secret shopper that comes in gives him an excellent grade
>so good that if a regular can't get seated in his section they'll either wait or just go somewhere else

>man comes in with his family around the first of the month
>gets all their orders, man wants his steak raw
>delivers their food and goes to check back on them
>man upset, says he ordered his steak medium and sends it back
>as he walks away he hers the customers wife tell him he ordered his steak raw
>"Haha I know I'm just fucking with the guy"
>steak cooked to medium
>meal comes to an end, man wants the manage to take off the steak anyway
>no tip

Also once had a family come in where the dads bowels were starting to fail. Hung around the bathroom door pretending to be in line, saying it was full while the wife helped clean him up so they didn't have to be embarrassed with someone walking in.
Left him a dollar tip on a $70 meal.

No idea how servers can see the same people and still force that smile

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:56:16 2016 No.8163487

>>8161256
He ordered one fucking tea and got the wrong sandwich. As far as I'm concerned he only got one thing he *ordered* (the tea) so he is only financially responsible for that one thing, on top of it the service was shit so it should have all been comped. I wouldn't have stuck around, tbqh, and would have made it obvious to the staff I was leaving their establishment to go spend my money somewhere else.

Btw I've worked in the industry and vehemently despise people who tip stingily when it's part of an informal cultural agreement, if the service is at least satisfactory. I tip good service, not no-service.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:59:31 2016 No.8163496 >>8163200 Fuck's sake Anon, just use google instead of wasting my time making me reply to your ignorance. >Some states have laws that make it a felony offense to refuse to pay for a restaurant bill over $25.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 14:46:38 2016 No.8163626

>>8163496
>>8162967

Just fucking kill yourself you stupid nignog you don't go to prison for stealing 25 dollars worth of food but you wouldn't know that you dark skinned piece of shit because you'd probably do it anyways now report back to your parole officer instead of ignorantly shitposting like a fucking monkey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 14:55:54 2016 No.8163643 File: 138 KB, 970x582, 1470409060681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8160737 >>8160763 >Being so pleb that you don't understand your own language.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 15:01:53 2016 No.8163656
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>>8159084
>>8159084
>Both phrases: 'could care less' and 'couldn't care less' mean the same thing.

Spotted the millennial

Pro tip: Words have intended meanings. Use them right and people will think you are a moron. I would have said 'people won't think you are a moron' but apparently both phrases "mean the same thing"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 15:05:16 2016 No.8163667 File: 69 KB, 720x480, galenface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8163626 USE ! GOOGLE! YOU! RETARD!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 15:08:46 2016 No.8163677 File: 282 KB, 1411x2048, анонимус.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ask for crush potato >get bake potato >ask service why bake not crush >cook are out of crush potato ?????

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 15:10:39 2016 No.8163681 >>8163677 Boris, you can crush potato. Press with bottom of fork and bake become crush!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 15:15:02 2016 No.8163686 >>8163656 So flammable and inflammable don't mean the same thing anymore?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 15:19:41 2016 No.8163697 >>8163686 The only thing that means the same is fag and OP

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 15:20:03 2016 No.8163698

>>8161089
Bad food or slow service isn't the waiter's fault, bad service is. Which includes messing up an order.

Have you had a real job before? Doing your job poorly is worse than not doing your job at all. If your compensation in the shitty system is dependant on the satisfaction of your customers, then you should do your job correctly. If I'm entitled, you're an enabler.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 15:31:40 2016 No.8163722 >>8158686 What country do you live in?

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 15:39:04 2016 No.8163737

>>8158957
>go to d&b for food n drinx before we hit the arcade
>'theres gonna be a 10 dollarydoo cover fee because two dudes are gunna punch eachother on live television' (ufc)
>uhh...we're just gonna go to the arcade
> the dining area has a 'back door' right in the arcade
>we sneak through and grab a table
>order a red and green mixed drink
>get a red and blue one instead
>think i might just be seeing it wrong, drink some-nope its not what i ordered
>politely tell the waitress it's the wrong drink
>she apologizes, tells me she thought i had ordered it, brings me the right one
>it sucks
Fuck Midori. It's bitter and shitty and only belongs in mixed drinks if you have no sense of flavor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 15:40:13 2016 No.8163742 >>8159771 that reminds me of when i got kicked out of my house as a teen and i slept in a rubber factory and the other homeless guys stole my gameboy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 15:50:28 2016 No.8163767 >>8163677 Kek That's a place that reheats food, not cooks it

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 16:14:35 2016 No.8163831

>go to restaurant in the city with family, it was my mother's birthday
>small place but very good
>a family with a little kid, like 2-3yo, is sitting in the next table. Notice they have a pretty incongruous big bag under the table
>at some point the kid blabbers something, the mother retrieves a plastic bowl from the bag and fucking lets the kid shit in it
>straight up tell her that's fucking disgusting
>she starts yelling at me, attracts attention of everyone including waiters
>her husband tries to justify this to the manager, gives up and just tells his wife to leave
>she gets even angrier, kid is frightened and crying but completely ignored at this point
>the manager whips out his phone and threatens to call police so they leave
>we got our meal comped but the day was ruined

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 16:21:54 2016 No.8163842 >>8161540 Which is great, except OP said there was 4 people. Just pay it on a credit card then despite it. Even if the restraunt wins they still lose money by default. Best response you can get.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 16:27:56 2016 No.8163855 >>8163831 even if they child was retarded that's inexcusable

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 16:47:11 2016 No.8163886

>>8160278

When you do the manager does get bollocked, especially if you have a voice recorder of the the driver saying he's lost and post it on youtube.

There is a reason I record all my phone calls now. It's great knowing that I can always call someone out on their bullshit now. Mainly with utilities companies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 16:48:25 2016 No.8163888 >>8163098 Sure, as I said that restaurant sounds like it has some serious staff issues. However, his complaints beyond the service being bad we're mostly due to him not being insistent enough in regards to his wishes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 16:55:05 2016 No.8163899 >>8155626 you are akin to people leaving reviews online saying it was "the worst experience of my life" how cucked are you in your little world?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 16:55:35 2016 No.8163902 >>8163888 What would you have done in my situation? Waited for another 30 minutes? That way, either the other food would've gotten cold or they would've had to wait for me to finish my sandwich while they were already done eating for a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 17:03:01 2016 No.8163920 >>8155686 >checking your dads eggs

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 17:08:05 2016 No.8163933 File: 133 KB, 629x800, 1441429453006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8157979 Damn, God must really fucking hate him. Struck by lightning and turned into a tard. That's some biblical shit right there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 17:12:18 2016 No.8163942 >>8160264 this is how you approach price discrepancies. You leave cash and leave. A really solid way to avoid shit like forced tips as well

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 17:13:27 2016 No.8163948

>>8163842
I was only giving an example.

The fine print very well may have just said that there's an x% gratuity on all parties.

>>8163626
You can absolutely get jail time for a dine-and-dash, and it is considered a felony in some states if above a certain amount.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 17:15:40 2016 No.8163952

>>8163948
sure, it is called theft. Which is in most functional states over a thousand dollars.

Of course it may be illegal to not pay anything, but you can make a claim you did pay.

What are they going to do, pick you up and keep you there? No, that is imprisonment. Just leave calmly after putting cash on the table and never come back.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 17:19:01 2016 No.8163958

>>8163952
Are you responding to the right person?

I was only making the point that it can be considered a felony, and you can get jail time.

Most wait staff are instructed to NOT chase a dine-and-dasher. In fact, many restaurants take this risk and account for it in the pricing.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 17:21:04 2016 No.8163961

>>8163958
I left out the part about it being a felony, but for it to be a felony in a functional state it needs to be several hundred, if not over a thousand dollars to be such a thing. At which point if you are worried about the tip you are an idiot.

I would not be surprised for a state or two to be stupid and have it be like 250 dollars or something but for the rest it is not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 17:40:51 2016 No.8164026 >>8163961 >literally still too stupid to google "is dine and dash a felony" Seriously drink bleach, you fucktard.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 17:45:56 2016 No.8164041
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>>8155602
>be group of 8 (2 families, 4 children, 4 parents)
>come into restaurant (italian)
>some faggot is staring at us the whole time we are there
>ask him to go the fuck away
>apparently he's the cousin of the owner or some shit
>anyways, we order
>we wait half an hour, nothing comes
>3 more groups of people come
>we wait one hour, no food.
>all 3 groups have already gotten their food before us
>wait 1.5 hours
>3 groups leave before we even got our food
>still no food
>they keep insisting it's almost done
>half an hour passes
>we get our food
>mediocore at best
>mfw the whole thing

t. fucking mad as fuck

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 20:24:43 2016 No.8164417

Not really that bad, but kinda funny

>be around 13
>me, dad, and older sister sit down at local greasy pizza place
>ordered calamari as an appetizer, it comes out with no problem
>dad gets the bill, it has clams on it instead
>he points this out to the waitress
>"yeah we just changed the menu around and we don't have calamari in the system yet, so we just charged you for clams"
>except the clams were like 3 dollars more
>dad is pissed, waitress won't take off the extra money
>sister keeps on saying we should just leave
>the greasy goomba manager comes out and has a shouting match with my dad
>dad is going apeshit, thought they were going to have a fistfight
>everyone in the place is staring
>I just kinda stand there awkwardly
>my sister looks mortified and begs my dad to just leave
>manager bans my dad from ever coming back, my dad tells him to go fuck himself and we leave
>within 2 months we were getting pizza again from there and no one ever recognized us

We should have stopped going but they had the best pizza and were the closest restaurant to our house. Years later my sister told me why she wanted to leave so bad. Turns out when we got up from the table, she suddenly realized she got her period. She said she might have gotten a little blood on the seat, fucking lel.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:11:58 2016 No.8164858
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Bad experience happened to my family a while back, dodged a bullet.

>Few years ago
>Family celebrating my sibling's birthday by going out and eating
>Didn't feel like going out
>They went to a Popeye's chicken restaurant
>Come back home, birthday girl bragging about the good time she had
>No less than 10 minutes later she's in the bathroom vomiting that day's dinner, lunch and everything between
>Then another sibling
>Followed by my mom
>My dad was obviously affected saying that he's fine, but the pained facial expressions say otherwise
>He gets in his car and goes back to the restaurant leaving me with a family that is spending more time face-first into a toilet bowl than on their beds relaxing
>Comes back an hour later with a full refund
>Turns out we were not the only ones affected with a bad case of the stomach flu
>Families rioting, vomiting and complaining simultaneously at the Popeye's restaurant
>Health inspectors were sent in the following day
>Turns out all the chicken they had wasn't properly refrigerated and all went bad.

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