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How can I smoke pot without getting fat as fuck?

>> No.8118117

>>8118111
rice cakes. veggie platter.

>> No.8118125

don't sit around on the couch all day eating like crazy

- go outside enjoy the niceness of the outsides

>> No.8118128

>>8118111
Caviar

>> No.8118131

DUDE

>> No.8118134

Smoke too much so you don't have money for groceries.
Puke after eating.
Ignore the munchies.

>> No.8118151

>>8118111

chug 2 glasses of water and brush your teeth when you get the munchies

or just have the will power to stop eating whenever you hit your daily limit

>> No.8118160

>>8118111
Combine it with amphetamine.

>> No.8118286
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8118286

Just smoke before your biggest meal and don't eat more than your TDEE.

>> No.8118316

Sweet potatoes in maple glaze is my go-to for some healthy munchies. Or poached mushrooms if I want something "meatier"

>1 medium/large sweet potato, cut into 8-12 wedges lengthwise
>1/2 an onion (or) 1 shallot (or) 1 leek halved or quartered depending on size
>Olive oil or Butter, to coat
>Salt, pepper and garlic to taste

Roast at 400°F for 40-50 minutes

>1/2Tbsp good quality maple
>1tsp lemon zest
>1tsp lemon juice
>1/2Tbsp good quality mustard

Mix and combine with the roasted veggies. Eat immediately or save for later

Reheat for 10 min in a toaster oven or until warm in a pan. Cheap, tasty and healthy

>> No.8118327

>>8118128
WEED

>> No.8118340

>>8118316
it's pretty high in calories, anon, but it'll be filling, so i give you that.

>> No.8118367

>>8118111
Once you develop an everyday habit/tolerance your appetite will go back to normal and you wont be able to eat for a week without smoking, so you'll lose weight overall if you're a heavy user.

>> No.8118373

>>8118340
>pretty HIGH in calories
this guy is a laugh riot

>> No.8118374

You could make burritos/wraps from a tortilla, black and kidney beans, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, cilantro, corn, ect. Maybe rice to make it more filling. Put lots of hot sauce/spices so you eat it slower and get full quicker.

>> No.8118375

>>8118111
Sativa heavy hybrids don't give me the munchies....maybe stick with those, or a straight sativa, if you can find em'.

>> No.8118380

>>8118316
>Sweet potatoes in maple glaze
>healthy

Choose ONE, fatty.

>> No.8118391

>>8118111
High bike rides/runs are the best you fat fuck

>> No.8118397

>>8118380
Doritos and Sausalitos are much less healthy.

Plus, if some sweet potatoes are going to screw up your calories for the day, you have bigger problems than healthy munchies. Switch the potatoes for some cauliflower, carrots, celeriac, beets, belgian endive if you really wanna cut calories

>> No.8118471

>>8118397
Or you could not add sugars to your starches, like a disgusting fat body, and instead use something delicious like cinnamon, you fat fuck.

>> No.8118481

>>8118373
Kek

I like those baby bel wedges. Rice cakes are also pretty top tier. Turkey bacon is rad as well

>> No.8118494

Much on pasta then go for a bike ride

>> No.8118540

>buy weed
>hardly any money left to buy food

it just works.exe

>> No.8118578

>>8118540
but what if I'm not poor?

>> No.8118591

>>8118111

Go hiking.

I'm serious. Hiking is the funnest shit while high. Grab some friends if you have some, but even if you don't just walking around on some trail outdoors is pretty nice.

>> No.8118593

>>8118111
Ok friend I got you.

First, watermelon. It's healthy, low cal, and keeps you hydrated. It's honestly the ideal weed food.

On that note, most fruits are winners.

Another solid pick: deli meat. Get some delicious flavored Boar's Head. I like salsalito and Cajun turkey and blazing buffalo chicken.

Cheese and other dairy products are higher cal but have decent macros and are more satiating. It's an option.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST. If you are trying to lose weight and are chronic you need to fucking pick a vice. Get rid of shit like ice cream, Doritos, and cookies--basically all preprocessed high carb food must go. You WILL eat this stuff while high if it's around so GET RID OF IT if you are smoking every day. Otherwise you are adding an ungodly number of low nutrient calories to your diet EVERY DAY and you WILL get fat.

>> No.8118599

>>8118591
I second this hard. Buy a small hiking pack with a bladder from Amazon and put your DS, vape, and HEALTHY snacks (Apple, banana) in there.

>> No.8118614

>>8118111
Eat really spicy food and drink lots of water.

>> No.8118623
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8118623

Hard caramels.

But they must be type you like sober too.

>> No.8118640

>>8118593
strong this

been smokin weed err day few years and would buy 2-3 packs of chips/candy/chocolate/icecream a night and eat them all. became even more expesnive than the weed itself in the end.

anyway i cut that shit out and im at an underweath bmi now fugg

>> No.8119178

>>8118111
by just not caving into the munchies.

fruit, celery, carrot sticks, and unsalted popcorn with no butter are good alternatives though.

About the first point though, munchies is all in your head. Just ignore it and it'll go away in a min or two. If it's that hard either, just dont have snacks in your kitchen and remind yourself it's the weed that's hungry, not you.

>> No.8119737

naturebox.com

>> No.8119783

Am I a mutant or something, but my munchies don't last that long. Mad craving for any, but one sandwich is enough and I'm good again.

>> No.8119818

Drink water. Maybe that hunger you're feeling is just dehydration that feels like hunger.

People who get the munchies and blame the weed for eating a lot are the worst.

>> No.8119853

>>8119818
Medical Fact: The effects of marijuana increase the appetite.

This is actually a merit, when compared to opiates. It is the only known painkiller that increases the apppetite.

>> No.8119856

just eat the weed

>> No.8119864

>>8118316
Sweet potatoes don't need any kind of glaze. Really, they don't need anything; maybe a dash of salt but that's it. Just bake it in the oven, bust it open and eat. One of nature's perfect foods, IMO.

>> No.8120235

>>8118111
There are strands of marijuana that dont cause hunger, just get different stuff than usual.

>> No.8120845

>>8119853
>Medical Fact: The effects of marijuana increase the appetite.

Indica? Sure.

Sativa? Not so much.

>> No.8120848

>>8118111
Kill yourself, scum.

Always the most depressing thing, some loser curled up with a bong because they can't do shit. I also love it when conscientious vegetarians use illegal drugs.

>> No.8120854

>>8120845
>2016
>actually believing there is a difference between strains
wrong, stupid, and gay

>> No.8120874

>>8120854
>I have never smoked weed before in my life: the post

>> No.8120875

>>8118111
Nutrigain bars with sativa usually does the trick for me personally

>> No.8120885

Water.

>> No.8120922

>>8118111
>How can I smoke pot without getting fat as fuck?
I've heard that smoking helps you lose weight, try that.

>> No.8120925

>>8120854
Maybe 20-3 years ago but science has done wonders for marijuana. You'd be surprised the amount of time and effort put into creating new strains with different effects

>> No.8120978

>>8118111
By not being a lazy fatty

>> No.8120982

>>8120925
>but science has done wonders for marijuana.

Science has done fuck all for cannabis.

GROWERS, on the other hand, have.

>> No.8120984

>>8120925

no one cares. you are all still losers.

>> No.8120988

>>8120982
>GROWERS, on the other hand, have.

And what do you think the growers were using to generate results if not the scientific method?

You do realize that "science" refers to the concept of developing hypotheses based on observation and then testing those hypotheses via experimentation, right?

>> No.8120993

>>8120982
Jesus christ do you even understand what you wrote?

>> No.8121159

>>8120988
>>8120993

According to academia, unless the shit gets published and peer reviewed, it's not "science", it's speculation, or pseudo-science, at best.

"Science" turned its back on cannabis a long time ago when it decided it would side with the abolitionists so as not to jeopardize their precious grants and tenure.

Regardless, growers aren't "scientists" any more than a back yard dog breeder is a "scientist".

Fuck off with your bullshit.

>> No.8121575

>>8121159
>Horticulture isn't science

Uhh..

>> No.8121579

i heard if you drink bleach right before smoking it kills your appetite enough to not eat

>> No.8123039

>>8118111
Smoke a lot indica. I get couch lock so bad I don't even want to bend forward for my water.

>> No.8123084

>>8121575

>guerrilla weed growers
>horticulturists

Choose one.

>> No.8123099

>>8123084
>maybe if I keep moving goalposts I'll win the argument lmao!

wew lad!

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>>8119737
haha oh god. I'm always surprised that /ck/ isn't full of more stoners..

>> No.8123112

>>8120848
let me guess, you're an "al/ck/ie"

>> No.8123168

>>8123099
>I am the dumbest poster in this thread

wew lad!

>> No.8123218

>>8120984
So are you fellow lurker :)

>> No.8123224

>>8123084
Look up the definition of horticulture you dumb motherfucker.

>> No.8123252

>>8118111
nice trips

eat less. keep healthier shit around. smoke a different strain.

>> No.8123256

>>8123109
>420chan

I always want to post there but they can be pretty insufferable and I used to go into the IRC channel and they were all just really weird and antisocial and very very racist for "stoners".

>> No.8123270

>>8123256
Not everyone who smokes weed is a libshit

>> No.8123279

>>8123270
It's not really about being liberal, they were just really hateful, catty, edgy shits. It was worst than 4channers, seriously.

>> No.8123302

>>8123256
>very very racist
You must not be white then if this bothered you

>> No.8123328

Start playing a video game, you will forget you wanted to eat.

>> No.8123336

>>8118327
you're so stoned you responded to the wrong post

>> No.8123361

Eating while high is overrated.
I had more fun just listening to music or playing video games high.

>> No.8123364

>>8118591

>hike deep innawoods while high
>roll an ankle off a rock because my brain is clouded and im not as aware or as coordinated while high

GG

>> No.8123369

DUDE

>> No.8123370

>>8123364
That's what trails are for.

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>>8123224
>grows weed in the closet every so often

Holy shit! I'm a horticulturist!

>> No.8124001

>>8120982
Yes, im sure the growers completely disregarded any kind of scientific method and just fucked around until they came up with something.

People that grow and produce large amounts of any plant generally have some kind of knowledge about what theyre doing.

>> No.8124016

>>8121159
People like you are why stoners get so much hate

You sound like the exaggerated pro-weed vice documentary presenters

>> No.8124036

>>8123336
>that's my secret, cap. I am always stoned.

>> No.8124057

I never understood how people could have that problem.
I always lose my appetite whenever I don't smoke weed and I actually eat less food the more I smoke.
I always look like a skeleton after 1-2 years of daily smoking and than I stop and gain my weight back.

>> No.8124067

>>8124001
None of that qualifies a home grower of weed as a "scientist" or a "horticulturist".

I sure as fuck am not.

I'm just a nigger that likes to grow some weed every so often.

>>8124016
Zero fucks given, cry-baby.

>> No.8124171
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8124171

What do the munchies feel like?

I've never smoked or anything before, don't really want to but I'm curious. Is it sort of like forgetting to take Adderall for a few days?
When that happens I become extremely hungry and feel like a bottomless pit.

>> No.8124189

>>8118111
The true secret is not to drink booze when youre high. Booze makes you eat more while pot just makes it taste better; at least thats how it works for me.

>> No.8124200
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8124200

ignore it , duh . fucking kids these days no self control, your week of body and mind grow a fucking spine.

>> No.8124223

>>8124171
it's more like you forget to stop eating. also everything tastes amazing and new, like having baby tastebuds

>> No.8124225

>>8124200
You are right, maybe it just hasn't been my week you know?

>> No.8124435

>>8124223
Oh, I see. I figured it just gave you a voracious appetite.

So basically, when stoned you just enjoy everything you normally do but a lot more?

>> No.8124487

>>8118111
At home I tend to regulate by only smoking in the evening, either before or after dinner. My "munchies" are then whatever I feel like having with dessert. If I'm still hungry, I'll have some fruit and maybe some cheese on crackers.

If I'm out and about with friends, I make sure to keep a few hard candies or tootsie pops with me to snack on and take my mind of stoned food thoughts.

>> No.8124501

>>8124171
I take adderall and smoke weed, and have experienced them together and by themselves so I can weigh in.

Yes, it's exactly like when you don't take adderrall for a day or two.

>> No.8124511

>>8124435
The increased sense of taste is one thing. Many people also develop a very one-tracked mind, if that makes sense. If you got to take a leak, you really got to take a leak. And if you are feeling peckish it becomes unbearable hunger.

>> No.8125060

>>8124036
>CAVIAR
>WEED
>LMAO

>> No.8125068

>>8118111
>How can I smoke pot without getting fat as fuck?

If you're a junior viper and get the munchies, then have FRUIT on hand to eat.

Like frozen grapes. OMFG.

>> No.8125086

>>8124435
>So basically, when stoned you just enjoy everything you normally do but a lot more?
Pretty much

>> No.8125093

you've posted. but have you posted ON WEED?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0B7bzP-Gog

>> No.8125211

>>8118111
Kinda off topic but how do you guys find any in a new area? Just moved and I don't know anyone with a connection.

>> No.8125216

>>8118131
WEED

>> No.8125220

sushi

>> No.8125301

>>8125211
Good question...

>> No.8125375

>>8125211
I just walk around the neighbourhood, yelling 420 at the top of my lungs.

>> No.8125383

carrots and hummus bromingo

>> No.8125398

>>8124171
For me, I get hungry, or at least by this point, I simply desire the stimulation of eatin delicious food. Everything is a little more delicious when you're stoned. Then when you're eating, the feeling of being full or satisfied doesn't set in as fast as when you're sober, so you tend to gorge a bit.

>> No.8125465

>>8125375
I live about 2 blocks away from the police station, no thanks.

>> No.8125472

>>8125465
Then go 2 blocks in the opposite direction. That is a whole 4 blocks. No cop would come 4 blocks just for a crazy person.

Alternatively you can affix a post it note with "420?" in some semi visible place and leave some space open. Later collect the note, after making sure noone is staking it out.

For maximum effect when moving to a new area write 420?/cutegirls?/good barbershop?

Success will be assured.

>> No.8125477

>>8125211

I moved from Texas to California and I asked around at some bars but just gave up and getting the medical license. I'm pretty good at finding drugs but no one will give up the goods here because it's so easy to get the medical stuff.

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>>8125375
Was that you?

>> No.8125503

>>8125211
You just moved and it was to a place where it's not legal still? Good job.

>> No.8125506

>>8125211
The best way is to find some kind of club / group / whatever that would have some 420 friendly people in it and join up, and after getting to know the people, you should be able to tell who's down and ask them for help finding a source.

Maybe some shit like a comedy group, or a music group, frisbee golf, or some shit like that.

>> No.8125513

>>8125506
Student housing works well. If a college is near you, just look for a facebook group of the residents of some dorm.

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>>8125093
I post on weed all the time.

>> No.8125557

>>8123256
I've never had a bad experience on 420chan. Hell, I've self posted there and people were fine with it.
You could never get away with something like that on this site.

>> No.8125629

>>8119864
they don't come with butter and brown sugar in them

>> No.8125653

>>8125503
It is but I don't want to get a medical card. I'm currently in IL and people have been waiting forever to get their grass from the program.

>> No.8125657

>>8118374
Your drastically under estimating the laziness of stoners

>> No.8125661

>>8125506
Can't really do that, my husband would flip. He barely tolerates me smoking grass let alone hanging out with other people who do.

>> No.8125701

>>8124171
When it happens to me, it's usually because I keep smoking after I'm done eating a meal and then my stomach thinks I'm hungry again. I know I'm not so I usually just keep smoking and make myself some coffee.

Coffee and caffeine keeps me from getting fat as a stoner for sure.

>> No.8125707

>>8125701
I smoke as an alternative to eating

>> No.8125715

>>8119178
that's not how the munchies works tho

THC literally stops the part of your brain that tells you "I'm full" from working, so it's a physical hunger

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8125731

>>8125220
let's be friends anon

>> No.8125734

>>8125661
Your husband sounds extremely controlling.

>> No.8125746
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8125746

>>8125731
friends 5evar

>> No.8125748

>>8125734
On some things sure but meh. He still let's me smoke, that's all I care about.

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>>8125748
my boyfriend used to be married to a woman like that. Get out while you can dude. Or stay and waste time I guess. Up to you.


>>8125746
You're probably a dude... so I'm kind of hesitant to post my email but I need a sushi eating buddy.

>> No.8125812

>>8125748
well that sounds like a red flag

>> No.8125818

>>8125748
>he let's me smoke
>let's

I didn't know you are a child under the age of 18 and he is your parent

>> No.8125831

>>8118340
1 medium sweet potato is all of ~130 calories, half an onion is ~20. A tablespoon of oil is 120 calories, half a tablespoon of maple syrup is 30 calories and half a tablespoon of mustard is 5 calories.

Are you anorexic? How the fuck is 305 calories a calorie dense meal to you? Or does nobody on this board know how to count calories?

>> No.8125846

>>8125831
>counting calories
You don't even need to if you're on keto AKA the best meme diet AKA "holy fuck there's literally nothing to eat besides full meals"

I'm struggling to get 1500, and losing weight like crazy.

>> No.8125850

>>8125846
sweet dude

just don't do it for tooo long

>> No.8125861

>>8125850
I started in January and have lost nearly 60lbs, I'm 217 now and I'm aiming around 180 or 160 depending on when my tits go away.

I wish I had never let myself get fat in the first place.

>> No.8125872

>>8124487
>At home I tend to regulate by only smoking in the evening, either before or after dinner

Back when I smoked, I would eat a regular-sized meal, with a good balance of fiber, protein, and fats. >>8124487
If I smoked after that, I wouldn't really get hungry, other than occasionally light stuff like berries or melon. I'm thinking it was a blood sugar thing. I know that if I felt paranoid, eating a little something would make me feel better 5-10 minutes later.

>> No.8125890

>>8125861
Good for you, fatty.

Keep it up and get healthy again.

>> No.8125891

>>8125846
maybe if you weren't a retard and counted calories you wouldn't have gotten fat in the first place

>> No.8125927

>>8125812
What? The fact that he dislikes weed or?

>> No.8125932

>>8125818
It's probably one of those creepy dd/lg relationships that chicks think are cool these days.

>> No.8125933

>>8125818
He is my husband and how he feels matters to me. So I do my best to make sure what I do won't bother him.

>> No.8125937

>>8125801
Honestly he is a great guy. Just because he isn't to keen on me smoking doesn't make him a control freak.

>> No.8125941

>>8118111
Exercise by running and you can eat a lot and won't get.fat

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>>8125937
I guess I just like to have more freedom than that, haha.

>> No.8125958

>>8125927
its the "he let's me" bit that does it.

being partners doesn't mean he controls anything. Just that you've reached a mutual conclusion on it. not matter what that decision is, even if it's you won't smoke for him, its your decision to do so and not an order

>> No.8125991

>>8125950
I gotcha man.

>>8125958
Well he does let me, now. It took awhile before he came around.

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>>8125991
>Well he does let me, now
this isn't particularly reassuring

im sorry to make you feel like you have to defend your relationship but it sounds controlling to most of us

>> No.8126066

>>8125629
They don't need either IMO.

>> No.8126147

>>8126019
You guy came off as prying and kind of weird to me not the grill btw

>> No.8126148

>>8125715
Whatever bro. Most of the time I can just ignore it and it goes away.

>> No.8126152

>>8126147
what

>> No.8126171

>>8126147
>>8126152
were on 4chan
its an anon board
i dont particularly care about either of them. its just fun to pry when it doesn't matter to me either way

>> No.8126172

>>8126019
>most of us
nah only to you, you must be such a free spirit

>> No.8126232

>>8126148
I can usually ignore it but it is pretty painful for about an hour before it goes away if I really have to ignore it. Usually I don't eat much though so I assume that plays a part in it.

>> No.8126282

>>8124171
I think your stomach feels not full because of muscle relaxation, combined with foods tasting awesome

>> No.8126309

>>8118111
Quit pot.
Instead of being a man child work on yourself. If you are depressed then go see a therapist/antidepressants.

All that shit will eventually drag you down.

>> No.8126414

>>8126309
>antidepressants

Yeah because taking stuff like seroquel(which actually rots holes in the brain)is a lot better than getting a cheap recommendation and smoking some weed from a dispensary. A band-aid is a band-aid and taking anti-depressants is as much of a band-aid as smoking cannabis...the only difference is the side effects.

>> No.8126457

Fruit is pretty bomb while high. i don't know any other stoners who can down a bowl of strawberries or avocados after hitting the blunt, but i can't be the only one.

>> No.8126486

>>8126309
>Don't take drugs. Only losers take drugs. You should take drugs!

Impeccable logic Mr. Pharmaceutical Sales Representative.

>> No.8126700

>>8126457
Fresh green apples are really nice.
I'm still trying to find what other fruits are consistently great.

>> No.8126711

Has no one mentioned pickles yet?
The sour kind is really low calory but delicious and snacky.
Just don't eat too much, it'll upset your stomach.

>> No.8126746

>>8126700
I always go for bowls of berries. Mostly blueberries.

>> No.8126765

>>8126457
Peaches and cantaloupe are my munchies of choice

>> No.8126844

>>8126309
>quit natural medicine
>start taking pills
o i am laffin

>> No.8127303

>>8126309
No, nigger, it won't.

I enjoy my ganja in the evenings, after all the work is done for the day. It improves my quality of life, it doesn't control my quality of life.

Fuck off with your negativity.

>> No.8127310

>>8126309
>antidepressants.

Dear lord. Have you ever read the warnings & "drug facts" for antidepressant medication? The number of health problems they can cause is staggering. Not so with good ol' cannabis. Why would I want to take the dangerous drug when there is a far safer alternative?

>> No.8127369

>>8126019
No worries, I'm happy with my guy.

>> No.8127380

>>8118380
>losing your shit over 1/2 tbsp maple

literally like 30 calories

>> No.8127384

>>8118111
start baking a potato while you smoke SET A TIMER eat potato with salt and light condiments NO ADDITIONS potato will fill you up and are cheap drink WATER ONLY

>> No.8127394

>>8127380
>>losing your shit over replacing 1/2 tbsp maple

Use cinnamon, fatty.

>> No.8127401

Sativa, and go on hikes.

don't drink beer either because you'll get twisted.