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Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:13:54 2016 No.8059602 [Reply] [Original]

>that person who grabs all the outer slices from a thin crust pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:27:51 2016 No.8059653 File: 191 KB, 498x1493, 1462931422521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8059602 >the way that pizza is cut

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:29:58 2016 No.8059658 >>8059653 This actually happened to me once for no explainable reason, me and a friend and some family ordered four large Dominos pizzas and one was cut in a square pattern because somebody misinterpreted something somewhere at some point

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:30:07 2016 No.8059660 >>8059602 That doesn't sound like a problem. They are willingly taking one for the team, and I salute them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:31:15 2016 No.8059664 >>8059602 This wouldn't be an issue if you people knew how to cut a fucking pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:34:29 2016 No.8059682 File: 223 KB, 800x600, 1472937234223(fixed).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] go get you pizza cutter. Problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:34:43 2016 No.8059685 >>8059602 Pretty bad cut. Slicer told: we are 10 peeps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:52:39 2016 No.8060136 I actually prefer pizza cut in strips, bit that's just retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:59:46 2016 No.8060160 >>8059653 >not cutting your pizza as a geometric proof Do you really hate yourself this much?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:04:07 2016 No.8060177 >>8059602 >thin crust

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:26:31 2016 No.8060261 >>8059602 Honestly this style of cutting is the dumbest thing about Chicago

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:29:27 2016 No.8060281 Why worry about the outside slices of a square cute thin crust pizza when the crust is all the same. If anything you just get more topping with the inside pieces.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:31:53 2016 No.8060293 File: 393 KB, 785x757, 1472414612783.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8059602 >that faggot who orders a thin crust pizza

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:39:08 2016 No.8060313 File: 68 KB, 610x404, 546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8060136

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:40:54 2016 No.8060319 >>8059602 dude, they're taking the bullet for you. we all know the center slices are the best, and xe is eating the pieces you don't want. you should thank xer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 05:52:52 2016 No.8061388 >>8059653 It's how Chicago does their thin crust since they're fucking savages.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 05:55:09 2016 No.8061389 >>8060313 is this... in tennessee? i only ask because this is a very unusual way to slice a pizza

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 07:05:29 2016 No.8061478 >>8060293 American detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 07:07:59 2016 No.8061483 >>8060313 This actually looks amazing to me right now and I want a thin crust cut like that right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 07:09:29 2016 No.8061488 >>8061483 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 07:11:20 2016 No.8061494 >>8061488 I WANT THAT PIZZA. What don't you get?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 07:12:13 2016 No.8061496 >>8061494 I don't understand mate

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 07:13:17 2016 No.8061498 >>8059602 >thin crust pizza. Pic not related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 07:14:08 2016 No.8061500 >>8059602 It's bloody 2016 and still people don't know how to cut a pizza? This is the only acceptable way

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 07:15:19 2016 No.8061503 File: 167 KB, 1200x627, perfect_cut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8061500 Forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 07:15:52 2016 No.8061504 >>8059602 Only an American could conceive to cut a pizza in such a way to completely ruin the natural handle given to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 07:18:43 2016 No.8061508 File: 94 KB, 525x549, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8059602

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 07:20:04 2016 No.8061512 File: 87 KB, 600x479, Pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8061508 I too only sample the finest pizzas in life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 07:22:06 2016 No.8061517 >>8061503 >new mandala pizza comes free with coloring books for adults!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 07:22:38 2016 No.8061520 >>8061503 Aww c'mon, how are you supposed to cut it like that every time. Am I supposed to carry round a template

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:12:06 2016 No.8061626 >>8061512 >I too post random images I found on Google

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:14:07 2016 No.8061628 >>8061626 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:15:37 2016 No.8061634 >>8059658 I work for 'em. Might've been some new guy or some idiot mistook your pizza for a thincrust. We always cut the thin-crusts with three vertical and three horizontal slices.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:18:45 2016 No.8061639 >>8061634 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:21:07 2016 No.8061643 >>8061639 For the center pieces

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:22:20 2016 No.8061645 >>8061643 I understand the geometry, i mean, WHY

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:23:01 2016 No.8061646 >>8061645 Nobody likes thin crust cut into triangles

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:24:50 2016 No.8061650 >>8061645 Just cause. I'm sure there's a reason but no one ever asks. It's just how we do things. Maybe it's for that RETRO FEEL MAN or some bullshit like that.

Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:27:42 2016 No.8061655

When a thin crust is cut normal pizza style it flops over and looks like a dirty tongue. To prevent this, you cut it into rectangles instead of long hanging triangles that you have to hang your mouth open for trying to get it in at the proper trajectory for the drooping crust.

Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:31:09 2016 No.8061662

>>8061508
>Chicago style deep dish pizza
>New York style thin crust pizza
>Italian style tomato bread
Those 4 (FOUR) basil leaves just dropped on top may as well not be there, and that small an amount of one of the mildest cheeses in existence is a waste of time. That tomato sauce better be fucking great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:34:26 2016 No.8061669 >>8061662 You know it's not. It is just just some bland ass tomatoes pulverized into liquid and boiled down with a couple herbs/spices and taste as plain as the cheese. It's all about MUH AUTHENTICNISSITY

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:50:46 2016 No.8061694 >>8061646 >I do

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 11:20:18 2016 No.8061996 i'm pretty sure it's just a regional chain, but donato's pizza is fucking choice. it' s got a super thin n crispy cornmealy crust and sauce full of oregano. best pizza chain

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 23:29:26 2016 No.8064118 >>8061520 It's like a cookie cutter, it's one solid metal piece, you just push it down and bam, looks cool and it's faster and easier to cut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 00:08:26 2016 No.8064225 File: 40 KB, 117x136, ety6y6y67y.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that person who orders a thin crust pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 00:14:08 2016 No.8064234 >>8061669 who needs to season the sauce when you got basil right on top? >>8061662 Don't forget to cover liberally in olive oil

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 00:15:10 2016 No.8064236 File: 130 KB, 1000x667, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just toss some shit on a tortilla and throw it in the oven. Makes the perfect flat bread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 00:16:22 2016 No.8064237 File: 2.87 MB, 720x405, 1471910521074.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8059602 >grabbing the center communion cup Yes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 00:26:50 2016 No.8064271 >>8064236 there's a hair on that pepperoni

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 02:41:05 2016 No.8064518 >>8064236 Make a quesadilla, then use it as the crust

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 03:01:40 2016 No.8064559
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>>8059653
>>8059658
>>8060160
>>8061388
It's not the square cut he's talking about, it's the fucking unevenness of all of it.

>tfw I'm blessed with Donatos

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 03:22:59 2016 No.8064596 I wonder if anyone has ever asked for their pizza to be sliced like the Seal of Vishanti.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:12:08 2016 No.8064671 >>8064118 Yeah anon just use that fourteen inch diameter custom made pizza press that you carry around with you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:14:47 2016 No.8064679 >>8064559 As far as chain pizza goes, this would probably be at the top of my list. Midwest got shitty pizza in general so this is a safe bet usually

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 06:08:00 2016 No.8064783 >>8061694 unless you buy enough of your kind of pizza to offset the rest of the population you'll never get your way unfortunately. i hate how this works works sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 06:34:56 2016 No.8064817 >eating pizza

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