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>"i'm gonna do the [menu item]"

>> No.8045429

>>8045426
>lets go with the uhhh [menu item]

>> No.8045430

>>8045426
I hate people, too.

>> No.8045435

>is the [menu item] gluten free?

>> No.8045436

>>8045426
>Let me get a [menu item], hold the [ingredient]...can I get that with [ingredient]? I'd also like [menu item] and a [menu item] to go with that. That's all. Wait. Can I also get a [menu item] to go? Thanks, doll.

>> No.8045447

could this be the birth of an epic new maymay?

>> No.8045468

>>8045447
>people replied to my shitposting
>Mom!!!! i i think i just memed!!!!

>> No.8045473

>>8045468
That's great honey, did you remember to take your Zoloft this morning? We're going to your aunt's at 3pm today, PLEASE try to shower while I"m at work today and I left clean clothes on your dresser. Please honey, try to look presentable.

We'll I'm sorry, but you are 29 and living under my roof and you have to put some effort. I know I know, well at least you have your maymay or moomoo or whatever, right? Don't worry, things will get better. I love you.

>> No.8045476

>can i substitute...
Nope. Also, waitstaff general.

>> No.8045477

>>8045468
In your pants? AGAIN? Wait until your father hears this. That's it ! It is diapers for you. Say goodbye to your good boy points.

>> No.8045593

>>8045426
>getting shitty for doing your job

dumb frogposter.

>> No.8045658

>>8045426
I hate Americans

>> No.8045690
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8045690

>>8045426
>Could you ask the chef to do me a [item not on menu]

>> No.8045732

Fuck you guys man. I actually tip and if you are willing to just bring me drinks and make sure my burger doesn't have tomato's on it you don't have anything to bitch about
>Is this gluten free
Some people had allergies to gluten before it became a diet fad. Don't be an asshole. Celiac disease exists you moron.

>> No.8045738

>>8045476
>Oh man I have to substitute an item that's an extra 10 seconds at the P.O.S when I could be outside smoking a cigarette while the cook deals with the substitution.

You guys are horrible.

>> No.8045743

>>8045436
>Oh no this bitch won't stop ordering things and bringing up the price of the order which will also increase the size of my fucking tip but I don't know how percentages work so this lady is a cunt

>> No.8045746

>>8045429
>This bitch has social anxiety and says "uuuhhhh" like an idiot

>> No.8045749

>>8045690
This is legitimately annoying.

>> No.8045752

>>8045738
>>8045743
>>8045746
check out that samefag posting

them jimmies got rustled

>> No.8045775

>>8045752
Yes I'm triggered as fuck
I fucked up. I got mad on the internet.

Also it's not samefagging, no one else would post so I just kept posting because of my Rahe towards the subject.
I'm ok now. It's out of me

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8045815

>I'll have [menu item] but could you leave out [ingredient]. I'm allergic to dairy.
>well the [ingredient] in the [menu item] also has dairy in it
>that's fine

>> No.8045880

>What's good here?

>> No.8046234

>>8045880
I love when people ask that, because I'll give the most godawful item on the menu that I hate.

Every couple days I pop into the fridge to see what is on the edge of being bad or not, and make sure to recommend a dish including that. Spitting on your food can get me fired, but this makes me look like a hero AND can give you food poisoning.

>> No.8046251

>>8045426
H-how am I supposed to order my food then?

>> No.8046256
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8046256

>At restaurant I know I'm not going to go back to at least for a year
>Give wait staff the hardest time I can
>Ask about as many menu items as I can
>Keep flagging them down when they're in the middle of something for stupid requests that forces them to make an extra trip to the kitchen like a lemon slice
>Take up their time by asking questions that require long explanations or requires them to go ask someone else
>Ask for refills when there's still most of the liquid in the cup
>Ask for a box even if there's only scraps left at the end of my meal
>Don't tip

>> No.8046258

>>8046234
And waiters/waitresses get butthurt whenever someone doesn't tip enough. Maybe if you wouldn't be so shit at your job, people would actually tip.

>> No.8046266

>bring food to table
>plate of pancakes, plate of salad
>"so who has the pancakes?"
>"um...."
>Neither person can fucking remember if they ordered pancakes or salad as their entree

>> No.8046268

>>8046256
Enjoy your saliva meal

>> No.8046274

>>8046268
Enjoy your lawsuit and
>no tip

>> No.8046279

>"would you like any syrup, ketchup, or tabasco with that?"
>silence from all four people
>"do you have hot sauce?"
>sure, no problem
>bring tabasco
>aggressively: "doesn't this french toast come with syrup?"
>fucking if you want, it does. That's why I fucking asked you if you wanted it.

>> No.8046284

>can you add <food item> to my dish?
>no, I'm sorry, we don't have <food item>
>why not?

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8046285

>it's a /ck/ proves once again that it's mainly comprised of degenerate mcjob losers who are jealous of others more successful than they

>> No.8046287

>>8046274
Pretty sure you weren't tipping anyway, shithead.

>> No.8046290

>>8046285
Joke's on you when I walk home with $200 cash in my pocket

>> No.8046294

>>8046285
Gee, I'm so jealous of the way you sound like a complete idiot ordering your food.

>> No.8046296

>>8046287
Of course not. I believe in working for your money, not getting a handout out of pity. Any idiot can do your job.

>> No.8046301

>>8046290
Oh my god, $200 whole dollars? You must be living it up in Bel Aire with that kind of money.

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8046302

I fucking hate when people try to be 'funny' in restaurants
My dad carries around a piece of card with 'semen stains' (ie glue stains) and pictures of anime girls with things like 'lonely burger' and 'sadness fries' written on
Whenever we go out to eat he asks 'can I see your kids menu? Here is my kids menu' then hands the waitress the menu whilst smiling at me and laughing to himself.
He isn't funny, and it isn't amusing.

>> No.8046303

>>8046279
>hot sauce with french toast
what the fuck

>> No.8046305

>>8046294
You look like an even bigger idiot succumbing to that idiot's every whim for the chance at making a couple of bucks.

>> No.8046309

>>8046290
I'm sure that money comes in very handy for you, but you're still garbage. I look at "waitstaff tipping" the same way I look at "tipping" the homeless. I don't give it to you because you've earned it, but because of your sad position in life.

Think of it like a more socially acceptable version of welfare, only we actually make you work for your donations.

>> No.8046312

>>8046285
>$200
>implying that's good

I used to bartend and I would make $200 on a day shift, now I'm bringing in $3500 net a week, apply yourself faggot

>>8046294
No, but you're jealous of the fact that you have to serve an "idiot" like me instead of getting waited on yourself, all servers have this inferiority complex such as the one you're displaying

>> No.8046316

>>8046303
Turns out not everyone at the table ordered exactly the same dish: imagine!

>> No.8046319

>>8046258
No. People don't tip and I make fucking $2.50 an hour plus what measly pennies and nickels they leave on the table for a tip. Would you work hard at your job for $2.50 an hour?

>> No.8046322

>>8046274
I've personally spit in people's food. I'm not lying or meme-ing. It's incredibly easy.

I've given people utensils that have fallen on the floor, and I've dropped food, and then immediately picked it up and cooked it. This happened a lot with the salads I was prepping.

Prove it. Prove that I did any of it. Your lawsuit is based on implied hindsight, and you are at the mercy of our mood.

>> No.8046324

>>8046319
No, because I'm educated and have some actual useful skills that people pay real money for.

>> No.8046325

>>8046312
>>8046309
>>8046305
Wow, you really told me, anon.
I feel so sad now.
An anonymous stranger on the internet insulted me. Whatever shall I do?

>> No.8046330

>>8046325
Do whatever you want. But if you're going to argue on the Internet, continue said argument. Don't just whip out the "nothing you say can hurt me" defense out of nowhere.

>> No.8046333

>>8046322
>Your idea of getting back at someone for overtly making your life harder is doing something that won't effect them in any way and will be totally unaware of the act
Wow you sure got your revenge

>You are at the mercy of our mood
Kek. So this is the impotent rage of the servant.

>> No.8046337

>>8046324
Sucking cock is not a useful skill, and it doesn't make you educated.

>> No.8046339

>>8046302
>My dad carries around a piece of card with 'semen stains' (ie glue stains) and pictures of anime girls with things like 'lonely burger' and 'sadness fries' written on
This cannot be real. Is this pasta that I've somehow never seen?

>> No.8046341

>>8046333
Nowhere did I say it was out of revenge. As a cook, i don't have to deal with customers personally. But since I work at a small place, we get a lot of regulars, and I know what those regulars regularly order. And I don't particularly like them, I'll fuck with them.

It's not always bodily fluids thpugh, for what it's worth.

>> No.8046343

>>8046316
That can't possibly be true

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8046350

>>8046337
Why the sudden introspection, anon?

>> No.8046355

>>8046330
Yeah, I'm not feeling the argument, cuz I'm not actually waiting anymore. I'm managing, so I don't really give a fuck about the tips anymore.
But customers are still dicks, about 30% of the time.

Also, we are transitioning to a service charge, as are many other restaurants, so the days of
>muh voluntary tip
are ending.

>> No.8046362

>>8046234

just quit your job if you hate it so much asshole

>> No.8046363

>>8046341
Well if these power fantasies make your servile life more bearable and keep you from suicide and self-harm that you people are so prone to, more power to you.

>> No.8046365

>>8046355
>Also, we are transitioning to a service charge, as are many other restaurants, so the days of >muh voluntary tip are ending.

I feel like Israel just nodded in approval in unison.

>> No.8046366

>>8046355
That's not what it sounds like. Especially when you jumped in with your two cents even though nobody said anything to you personally, and then tried to play it cool.

I have a sneaking suspicion you're still waiting.

>> No.8046369

>>8046350
>le use joke back on him so original!!!!one!1

You are an /r9k/ tier neet pretending to be someone with a life. I may be a waiter but at least I have a life.

>> No.8046371

>>8046355
>we are transitioning to a service charge
Enjoy losing money as a business. Most places who do this switch back after a while due to loss in overall revenue.

>> No.8046372

>>8046302

I wanna meet that dad

>> No.8046374

>>8046350
kek

perfect reaction too

9.5/10 overall, good stuff

>> No.8046375

>>8046363
As long as I have your blessing, I shall continue.

>> No.8046376

>>8046365
Israel?

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8046382

>>8045426
>I am also going to do the [menu item]

>> No.8046389

>>8046369
Yeah because "le you suck cock" dignifies a real response. Especially when you're the figurative cock sucker trying to please people for a few dollars while I'm on a salary and shitposting on 4chan while getting paid.

>>8046366
These people have no skills. That's why they work these dead end jobs. If they quit they'd have to go right back into it.

>> No.8046393

>>8046355
I'm actually okay with the service charge. Waiters are getting tipped less and paid a normal wage, and there's no way for them to keep the money under the table.

Also, it forces poorfags to tip. This is a good thing. This gets my dick hard.

>> No.8046406

>>8046251
you say something like "i'll have the [menu item]" or "can i get the [menu item]".

you're not DOING the menu item.

>> No.8046411

>>8046366
Lol, ok. It's all conjecture anyway: for all I know, you aren't who you say you are either.

>>8046371
We are doing it to stay *in* business. Our city is about to raise the minimum wage through the roof, so we want to "share the love" with the back of house.
As the minimum wage goes up, their (previously decent and competitive) wages become minimum wage, or just above.
And the front of house just keeps getting raises, while continuing to walk with decent cash.

>> No.8046413

>>8046406
Don't tell me how to live my life faggot. I'll do what I want.

>> No.8046417

>>8046413
i was just explaining to that guy why i made the thread

don't reply to this post btw

>> No.8046419

>>8046411
Who did I claim to be?

>> No.8046422

>>8046417
>(you)

>> No.8046426

>>8046422
nice reading comprehension, dweeb

>> No.8046429

>>8046266
>he doesn't know the seating arrangement at his restaurant

No, anon, you are the cancer.

>> No.8046434

>>8046426
>(You)

>> No.8046437

>>8046419
God, I don't fucking know. I'm gonna stop replying to you now, friendo.

>> No.8046443

>>8046266
This was me once. I didn't even see the waiter coming with our food, and the question caught me off guard. Those 2 seconds to think felt like forever.

>> No.8046478

>>8045426
I'm gunna do the 'go 'za. Looks delish!

>> No.8046537 [DELETED] 

>>8046350
>>8046350
>le Trump Frog
nice meme

>> No.8046612

What is it with niggers and not tipping though? Stories?

>> No.8046629

>>8046612
>niggers
>asians
>middle americans

>> No.8046643

>>8046612
The same excuse they give for the law. "White people created the laws before we had rights." It's just an excuse to commit crime. Like people who say, "DRM only hurts the customer. Fuck DRM. I'm going to pirate this." Yeah, you were never going to purchase it anyways, you piece of shit.

Niggers don't want to have anything to do with our culture unless it benefits them like welfare and food stamps. Those programs are meant for citizens who obey the law. The same laws they don't want to follow.

Tipping is a social norm. Agree or disagree with the system, but that's what it is. I think tipping is stupid, but I do it because that's what we've agreed upon. Laws and tipping are merit systems. You follow the law, you go about your life. You do your job, you get a tip. Merit systems are kind of optional, in a sense. You can break the law and get away with it, and you can not tip, and get away with it. Niggers only live in the moment. They can't think more than a step ahead. They don't understand the concept of consequences. Yeah, you can not pay your tip, but if you come back, you won't get good service. And if you break the law, it's going to cut you down someday.

Kill 'em all.

>> No.8046823

>>8045426
>I'm gonna do the McChicken

>actually fucks the McChicken

>> No.8046832

>>8046643
Autism

>> No.8046836

>>8046369
>>8046389
>>8046350
>>8046337
>>8046324
>>8046319
>people getting this heated on the internet
>with people they don't know and will never meet
>anonymously
kek

>> No.8046849

>>8045732
Stfu pussy bitch
Beta

>> No.8046857

/tv/ posters need to fuck off

go back to your rancid asshole board and take your dumb fucking memes with you

>> No.8046865

>>8046832
>some anon speaks true fax
>nigger sympathizer gets triggered

Kek. There's a difference between niggers and black people Johnny boy now brush your teeth and get ready for bed summer is over.

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>"je prends le [item du menu]"

>> No.8046897

>>8046857
Band posting can stay though. That's the only good thing /tv/ has ever made.