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What are some good cooking youtube channels? Looking to learn some new recipes, mostly beginner stuff.

>> No.7961083

Well, the one you just posted is pretty advanced. I wouldn't recommend taking on any of Jack's projects until you've been cooking for a few years.

>> No.7961084

Cooking With Jack
JoeysWorldTour
KBDProductionsTV
Daym Drops

>> No.7961086

>>7961080
Gordon Ramsay is ok.

Look for old episodes of "The French Chef" I personally think it's one of the best cooking shows around.

>> No.7961089

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH7vFc0bUpU

All the food groups!

>> No.7961092

>>7961080
Chef John is always great if you want a basic run-down of a recipe. AlmazanKitchen is comfy as fuck, also good for ideas when going more rustic. I also like the odd Ramsay video or ones from restaurant chefs when looking for more ideas into the dish I'm making.

Laura Vitale and other home cooks are fucking cancer tho

>> No.7961103

You suck at cooking.

https://youtu.be/xRtQGAm1MP4

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>>7961103
Made me think of pic related.

>> No.7961136

Cooking with DOG

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>>7961089
did someone say all of the food groups?

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>>7961149

>literally only using canned food

O-Oh

>> No.7961163

>>7961141
god damn i didnt even have to see anything but this webm to know i was watching jacks handiwork.

>> No.7961178

>>7961162
The meat wasn't canned.

>> No.7961181

>>7961162
>>7961178
It was all stuff that was set to expire within the next day or two. He calls it Garbage Stew and said it's a great way to use up the extra food in the fridge without letting it go to waste.

>> No.7961280
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How do I hone my knife skills?

>> No.7961290

I like Betty's Kitchen. It's southern cooking with a qt quiet kind lady who exercises regularly and eats healthy

https://www.youtube.com/user/bettyskitchen/featured

>> No.7961293
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This is how to properly use a Vitamix

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>>7961080
STOP MAKING FUN OF JACK THAT WAS TAKEN FROM AN OUTTAKE AND HE KNEW IT WAS UNDERCOOKED, WHICH IS WHY HE REMADE IT!!!

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>>7961080

>> No.7961312
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>> No.7961314
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>> No.7961316

>>7961301
theres a max fill line that he ignored
and the oil isn't hot at all

>> No.7961320

>>7961293
I did this once. When blending boiling hot liquid in a blender, do not put your hand on top. The air will get heated by the vaporized mixture, pressure will build. Steam will come out and hurt you.

>> No.7961326

>>7961312
What the actual fuck it looks like a giant turd.

>> No.7961336
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>>7961299
in fact he had to make four pies all ending up like that imagine and actually corrected the recipe so people don't get caught in the same trap

don't believe the anti-Jack propaganda

>> No.7961339

>>7961080
Cooking with Jack
Epic Meal Time
Hellthy Junk Food

That should cover it for you, OP!

>> No.7961343

Does anyone have a link of this young looking guy that goes into the history of the dish while he cooks it? The kitchen looks rustic (not professional but also not a dorm). I remember him doing a carbonara like dish.

Thanks.

>> No.7961351
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>> No.7961354

>>7961343
Frankie Cooks? Probably one of his videos for Tastemade that you're thinking of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uR66pEeQ-o

>> No.7961355

>>7961343
That sounds p. gud. Someone respond to this man.

>> No.7961363
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I don't feel so bad about my own cooking now

>> No.7961368

>>7961351
the burgers in back literally look like he just threw ground beef straight out of the package onto the stove didnt even form them into patties or anything

>> No.7961372

>>7961354
That's him! Much obliged.

>> No.7961374

>>7961372
No problem! Check out his main channel Frankie Cooks. He doesn't really go into the history that much but I prefer it a lot more. I think I've burned through all of his videos in the last week.

>> No.7961379
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>>7961368
come on i think they look good

>> No.7961389

>>7961351
Did he put beets in the burger? Why is it purple/neon pink???

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>>7961389

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>>7961389
It's medium rare.

>> No.7961430

>>7961374
I just subscribed so I can watch later on this week. Cheers

>> No.7961442

MAKE IT STOP

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>>7961442

>> No.7961473
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>> No.7961505

>>7961473
Waiter!

>> No.7961514
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>>7961080
I don't know why I clicked it.

Of course his pies are soup.

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>>7961280
Be born as a human-frog hybrid and then slowly turn into a meatball

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>>7961293
It hurts watching someone so careless own and operating something so expensive.

>> No.7961588

>>7961587
Because you're a fucking ginormous cuck faggot with zero friends.

>> No.7961589
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>>7961588

>> No.7961596

Not really a cooking channel, but Life of Boris does put up a few cooking videos that are pretty easy

>> No.7961607

>>7961588
As a hungry skeleton, I resent the ginormous part.

>> No.7961625
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this Juicy thread is getting pretty salty

anybody have a favorite recipe from ya boy Jack?

>> No.7961639

>>7961589

>Jack Jr. in the mirror

>> No.7961659

>>7961639
He's showing him how narrow his half-brothers windpipe is

>> No.7961696

>>7961280
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>7961659

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>> No.7961750

>>7961389
Aesthetics

>> No.7961765

Greg's kitchen

>> No.7961773

>>7961301
>That cold oil

Gets me every time.

>> No.7961785

>>7961379
>>7961351
>>7961312
Do you think he thinks to himself 'oh fuck not again' when he cuts in and sees the pink?

>> No.7961787

>>7961785
He's one of those legally retarded persons who slipped through the cracks, and actually BRED none the less...

He's not self aware enough to know how literally retarded he his.

>> No.7961788

>>7961453
>easy omlette

how easy do you need it to be?

>> No.7961791

>>7961787
As I was typing my question I realised he had to have uploaded it to youtube so yeah, he's not very aware.

Maybe I am the retard

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>>7961785
nope

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>> No.7961814

>>7961799
>>7961802
>>7961801
This man makes me angry, it's the fact he has a relatively successful youtube channel and has zero ability. He manages to fuck up a packet mix cake, he undercooks all his meats, everything is out of a can/box/packet.

Does this man represent the average American in cooking ability?

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>> No.7961821

>>7961814
cooking in white trash America is more or less just throwing different cans and packages of shit into one spot. Jack's middle of the road

>> No.7961823

>>7961810
>>7961813
>>7961809
>>7961806
>>7961802
Jesus Christ

>> No.7961824
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>>7961814
hes successful for that very reason. kids/teenagers and lonely, poor losers who only have pakets of shit and cans of shit look at his channel and suddenly think "oh i can make a lazy man gumbo by just dumping my pantry and 4 pounds of cheese into a pot!

>> No.7961826

>>7961813
how has he not died from foodborne disease?

>> No.7961830

>>7961826
well he's had a stroke already, and that was 5 years ago so im sure he's had something else since then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

>> No.7961838

to the jack poster asshat: do you honestly find that funny? really do you really think it's funny? do you giggle like a middle school gossip girl behind your greasy screen as you upload this crap? that meme hasnt been funny for a long time. nobody thinks you are clever or cute. nobody is clicking f5 in hopes of seeing the thread jester post more. for fucks sake all you are doing is enabling an echo chamber for newfags who are shocked by this. so yeah, you are posting these shitty webms because you hate threads like op's. yet you fail to see the hypocrisy in your protest because you are simply fueling the repost habits that you hate so much. hurrrr i hate this common conten so im going to post common content herdeprp hurr durr!! and so the newfags will post your shitty jack videos because like you they have a childish sense of humor and are embarrasingly stupid. im not going to quote you because i dont want to give you a (You). if you want to see OC then be the change you want to see instead of turning this board into /cv/ copypasta /b/2.

>> No.7961842

>>7961838
>to the jack poster asshat: do you honestly find that funny? really do you really think it's funny? do you giggle like a middle school gossip girl behind your greasy screen as you upload this crap?
Yes.

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>>7961838
ya

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>>7961838
it's funny as fuck, you're just a cuck. I hate to say it, but if you look in the mirror you have to see a cuck and to me that is sad.

Jack threads are horribly repetitive but that's life. People will sit through old hat routines if it is good. Jack threads are our Romeo and Juliet. Jack threads are our Oedipus Rex. Jack threads are the greatest story ever told, the best thread you'll ever read.

>> No.7961866
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Whoa... Who knew you could combine the two finest food groups into one?

>> No.7961893

Laura in the kitchen :3 and Chef John, also sorted and everydayfood

all else is pretentious shite

>> No.7961895

how the fuck hasn't this guy died from eating so much raw meat

>> No.7961896

>>7961895
seems like he's stopped, all of his recent videos he checks the internal temp with a thermometer

>> No.7961905

>>7961858
>frogposter detected

>> No.7961908

>>7961149
wtf is that thing at 0:20?

>> No.7961931

>>7961908
It was a jar of peppers that were suspended in an almost jelly like sauce substance. It had congealed and become one solid piece. Disgusting. he used it anyway. It was 1 day away from expiration so he thought it was still good.

>> No.7961944

>>7961596
This, i want to try the pelmenis but im too lazy

>not really i just spent like a whole hour making myself a chicken sandwich with toasted bread, marinated chicken, grilled cheese and i think fried veggies
Shit was gud

>> No.7961951

>>7961838
to the jack poster hating asshat: do you honestly find that funny? really do you really think it's funny? do you giggle like a middle school gossip girl behind your greasy screen as you post this crap? that meme hasnt been funny for a long time. nobody thinks you are clever or cute. nobody is clicking f5 in hopes of seeing the thread jester post more. for fucks sake all you are doing is enabling an echo chamber for newfags who are shocked by this. so yeah, you are posting these shitty pastas because you hate the webms. yet you fail to see the hypocrisy in your protest because you are simply fueling the repost habits that you hate so much. hurrrr i hate this common conten so im going to post common content herdeprp hurr durr!! and so the newfags will post your shitty pasta because like you they have a childish sense of humor and are embarrasingly stupid. im going to quote you because i want to give you a (You). if you want to see OC then be the change you want to see instead of turning this board into /cv/ copypasta /b/2.

>> No.7961961

>>7961816
What happens if you eat non newtonian gravy? Does your shits bounce off the toilette?

>> No.7961962

>>7961797
That vid man

>doesn't properly read any of the instructions
>says he's too much of an idiot to remember which pans/metals are magnetic
>literally just steel and cast iron you need to think about
>sets it so the heat only comes through the middle ring
>states he sets it to the lowest setting then complains a hot pan on the stove can cook eggs in two minutes
>gets mad that the outside hasn't cooked at the same rate/time

>> No.7961965

>>7961838
Tru, how do i fond this retards yt channel? I need more weirded out laffs

Its funny but cringu at the same time

>> No.7961966

>>7961473
Which video is this from?

>> No.7961976

>>7961962
The worst fucking part about his channel is when he does the 'gadget' reviews. He fucking holds the instructions like a moron and just tosses them out like "Ehhhh we don't need 'em.". He'll then fuck up, cut himself, and blame the product for being shit and not being safe. Fucking mind boggling. There was a watermelon slicer he reviewed, didn't read the instructions for, held the fucking thing backwards, and decided it wasn't working so he trashed it. His comments tore him a new asshole for being retarded, so he bought a second one, once again didn't read the instructions, and sliced his finger open.

>> No.7961986
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They are pretty cool. Cheap and quick to make foods. Also I recommend $3 a day challange of theirs.

>> No.7962002

>>7961986
>watching tv in 2016

>> No.7962012

>>7962002
You know they have a youtube channel right ?

>> No.7962032

>>7961080

Jacques Pepin's "More Fast Food My Way" is probably my favourite series and is features on the KQED channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc2kghrzX7E

I really enjoy a small lesser known channel calle Osara Recipes. https://www.youtube.com/user/OrsaraRecipes/videos?sort=p&view=0&flow=grid

He's an old Italian man. He used to upload more frequently but I guess maybe he's getting tired. Still his traditional Italian recipes are delicious and he has a very lovable personality.


I also love Jamie Oliver's Channel. It's called Jamie Oliver but more often there will be other chefs cooking excellent French/Italian/Greek cuisine. I've done many of the recipes and it's always fantastic.

>> No.7962071

>>7961845
honestly why would you use this? how hard is it to cut a watermelon jesus

>> No.7962501

>>7961986
did they really get a tv show just because they found out dried beans exist.

>> No.7962504

>>7961080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCKeDpgs2QI&list=PLf3bnFraglWHyP3A3LZ2zX3lMCgFzUuer

Yan Can Cook

>> No.7962521

>>7961103
that fucking cup song

>> No.7962554

>>7961845
I have seen a SINGLE demonstration of this tool's use and vaguely remember it. Now I'm seeing still image ads for it and only whimsically attempting to remember how to use it.
The SECOND this webm plays, I am SCREAMING 'no' repeatedly.

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>> No.7962663

>>7962648
>your
Which illiterate retard made this?

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>>7962663
Ja/ck/ himself

>> No.7962722

>>7962554
You should stop doing THIS, it's fucking RETARDED

>> No.7962733

>>7961181
Oh yeah all the canned food was sure to expire within the week. FUCK YOU JACK SHILL

>> No.7962909

>>7961162

:3

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>>7961797
>>7961962
That was supposed to be eggs?

>> No.7962965

>>7961080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T34z_8PHws

>> No.7962976

>>7962955
>That was supposed to be eggs?
*They were

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>>7962976
kek

>> No.7963024

>>7961806
>"HEAPING" tablespoons

Whoever started this meme needs to die

>> No.7963162

>>7961089
I'm cuming hard right here, have mercy.

>> No.7964435

>>7961799
This is like watching the police shoot up a kindergarten. Is this suppose to be his own concoction? Because he added no milk and the butter was still fucking cold! If it's not mayo, it's fucking cream cheese in everything!
What the FUCK. Is his obsession with using the entire container of an ingredient.

>> No.7964448

>>7961799
>>7964435
And then the fucking whipped cream at the end, like that's what it was suppose to look like. Does his mixer only have one fucking setting? He mixes shit so often you would think he'd figure out a way to keep it from throwing it out of the bowl!

>> No.7964463

>>7961908
prolapsed rectum

>> No.7964467

>>7961908
red bell pepper

>> No.7964481

Rouxbe is pretty good for detailed videos of basic cooking techniques.
Then when you know the techniques you don't need a video to show you how to make a recipe.

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>>7961797
>R U KEEDING MEE

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>>7965082

>> No.7965162
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Behold your lord and savior

>> No.7965186

>>7963024
If that's not bad enough...
>2 cap fulls
Jesus H. Christ.

>> No.7965201

>>7961824
his taco is taking a pee pee

>> No.7965226
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>>7961838

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I've passed YouTube internet marketing classes, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Aunt Myrna's recipe drawer, and out of ALL of my viewers, I've racked up less than 300 confirmed kills from salmonella poisoning. I am trained in the Lazy Man culinary arts and I’m the top YouTuber to appear on West Texas Investor's Club. You are nothing to me but just another troll. I will choke you the fuck out with fury the likes of which has never been seen before on God's Green Earth, mark my fucking words. There won't be any principal to come stop me before your nose starts bleeding, hater. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of entrepreneurs and business owners in the Tennessee area and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that chokes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bison burger. Not only am I extensively trained in gimmicky kitchen utensils, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Made for TV line of avocado peelers and fruit choppers, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. This is going to be the Six Day War sevenfold. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stuck out your fucking tongue when you ate lunch today. But you've never taken a big boy bite in your fucking life; instead you decided to write some gay little comment, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit The Best Barbecue Sauce You've Ever Tasted all over you and you will drown in it.

>> No.7965238

i really need to stop coming into jack threads. the furious rage overwhelms me.

>> No.7965249

how can one man be so bad at cooking??

>> No.7965309

I think it's part funny part sad that human being like Jack walks this Earth

>> No.7965327

>>7965226
what, no stroke in the middle of this?

>> No.7965332

>>7965309
>walks the earth
>not waddles

>> No.7965399

>>7961368
Hit the nail on the head.

>> No.7965402

>>7961625
Honestly I think I'd rather eat a whole three-course meal prepared by Jack than spend five minutes talking to this wanker.

>> No.7965403

>>7965399
not everyone "makes" hamburgers
Jack is a simple man with simple tastes, he likes meat to be meat

If you're a cuck who thinks steak has has to be medium rare or else it's trash then you and Jack are the same person

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>>7965403

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>>7965162

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I can't find the source video where Jack tries to take his undercooked pork apart with these dumb claws. Anybody can help me out I'm a faggot.

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7966015

>>7966008

and in that very second I've found it.

don't mind me.

>> No.7966018

>>7966008
>>7966015
https://youtu.be/5NPE4N2cgY8

For other people who also want it, I guess.

>> No.7966021

>>7966006

fuck me dude he looks like a muppet

>> No.7966029

So jack is a successful celebrity chef and uses top level ingredients yet you idiots have the audacity to anonymously mock him while eating your hot pockets in your moms basement? Get a life.

>> No.7966047
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>>7966008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc

>> No.7966051
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>> No.7966055
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>>7966047

>> No.7966068

>>7961351
My dream in life is that Jack ends up lucking his way into a restaurant that will inevitably fail hard enough to summon Ramsey.

>> No.7966072
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cooking with dave anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2O4GuNHwEg

>> No.7966082

>>7966068
Ramsay would get choked the fuck out if he ever dared using profanities in front of King Jack.

>> No.7966084

>>7966068
If he's smart he probably could. He's gotten on TV many times and he's doing well with youtube and his sauce business.I could see him some how swinging it. Now whether or not it'd ever pass a health inspection and open to the public, god only knows, but I could imagine him setting up shop at some point in the near future.

>> No.7966089

>>79660680
Gordon ramsay's never cooked a meal in his life. The mans a fraud.

>> No.7966095
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>>7966089
>He hasn't seen Boiling Point

>> No.7966142

>>7961453
wtf am I looking at? Did he just cook the omlette in a plastic bag?

>> No.7966164

>>7961866
>He's never used chocolate in cooking

Jack may be a retarded who thinks he knows more than he does, but so are you mate.

>> No.7966176

>>7961976
Considering all of these products are aimed at moth-breathing mongoloids who watch infomercials all day, he's probably the best reviewer of pointless kitchenware in the game.

>> No.7966205

>>7966164
>grating hershy's over potatos, chicken and vegetables

Yeah, that's not how you use chocolate in chicken

>> No.7966219

easiest recipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OamKvzFLK7A

>> No.7966223

>>7966047

Even the way he applies sauce to a sandwich makes me angry.

>> No.7966300

>>7966051
Is that grill covered in sand

>> No.7966312
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>>7966223
You need to stop being such an easily triggered, lefty, liberal, faggot, anon.

>> No.7966320

>no Food Wishes

topkek

>> No.7966327

>>7966300
yes

>> No.7966332

>>7966320
mmm Cayenne

>> No.7966357
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>> No.7966368

>>7961962
>>7961976
So he's like the DSP of cooking then? That sounds hilarious. "How not to cook [insert dish here]" when?

>> No.7966380
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>>7966357
what the fuck is that

>> No.7966388
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>>7966380
lazymans version of eggs benedict

>> No.7966401

>>7966388
>lack of effort
>lack of skill

Honestly you can have one or the other but lacking in both is the result of what Jack does.

>> No.7966414

>>7966368
Who is this DSP? His name pops up every now and then, without explanation.

>> No.7966416
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>>7966401
sadly his videos are now just product shilling and not even a good one

>> No.7966425

DadCubed's food series is bretty gud

>> No.7966430

>>7966414
DarkSyde Phil. He's a YouTube """celebrity""" that makes terrible Let's Plays. He's really bad at everything he does and then tries to deflect the blame off of himself constantly. People have made literally 14-hour long videos showcasing how and why he's bad. Here's one of the shorter ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-oCq0ClyAc

>> No.7966460
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>> No.7967436

>>7962504
Mah nigguh!

>> No.7967447

>>7966357
Thanks anon, that made me physically ill.

>> No.7967478
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>>7966517
>york sharp witty

>> No.7967523

>>7961813
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/comments/3vjid9/jack_show_gets_negative_attention_from_rcringe/

>> No.7967528

>>7967523
What the fuck, why did you post a reddit url?

What the fuck am I looking at? Is this a joke?

>> No.7967535

>>7966460
>Lazy Man's Pizza

I don't even want to know what that looks like. Is it even lazier than normal Jack Pizza?

>> No.7967545

>>7967528
Just to help you guys out and let you know that white, stringy chicken isn't the only way you can eat it. Just being helpful :^)

>> No.7967547

>>7967535
bottom row one?

That is an episode where he pulls apart a pizza slice to analyze how much cheese it has compared to the base.

>> No.7967560

>>7967545
Just copy and paste the text.

>> No.7967579

>>7967560
Am I gonna get banned for posting the link? I thought it would be more spammy to post the whole thing here.

>> No.7967586

>>7967579
No, but now people know you use reddit.

>> No.7967594
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>>7966414
>>7966430
He's also a phenomenally talented chef

>> No.7967600

>>7967594
If he gained 200 lbs he could be the next member of the Scalfani family!

>> No.7967610

>>7967586
Are you suggesting that being a chan loyalist is somehow less embarrassing than browsing anything interesting?

>> No.7967633

>>7965162
it's the overweight finebros lost brother

>> No.7967655

>>7961799
Where did this man learn to bake? How does he figure his proportions and timing? This has never been featured in anything remotely resembling a cookbook; I'm certain. Does he just keep experimenting until his "food" stops making him puke?

>> No.7967658

>>7961280
Gently smash them against a cutting board, then scrape them against each other vigorously until they develop optimal sharpness.

>> No.7967659
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BA DUN DUNNA DA DA DA DUNNA DON DONNA


SCCCWWWWRREETTCCHHH

>> No.7967665
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>>7967659

>> No.7967668

>>7967665
THIS IS ONLY FOR THE RECIPE I WILL NOT DRINK

>> No.7967679

>>7967668
Tammy looks like ex alco desu

>> No.7967680

>>7967594
I always wonder what goes on in people's heads while they cook that prevents them from going "Hmmm, this seems like too much X"

Are they really just THAT ignorant?

>> No.7967687
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>>7967679
apologize

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>>7967687
her right nostril makes me uncomfortable

>> No.7967694
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>>7967659

>> No.7967695

>>7961083
Underrated post

>> No.7967696

>>7967693
What did he mean by this?

>> No.7967702
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>>7967679
>ex

>> No.7967713

>>7961299
Whoa. I'm getting flashbacks to middle school.

>> No.7967714

>>7967696
is he implying she has a hognose?????

>> No.7967720

>>7967713
>middleschool
>that video

underage please leave

>> No.7967721

Who is this guy that everyone keeps posting?

>> No.7967727

>>7967720
You know that by saying that I'm somewhere in my 20s by now. You also know that there are 14-year-olds posting in this very thread right now who have no idea who the fuck this guy is or why you even posted him as a reaction image.

>> No.7967729
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>>7967693
something about this photo really catches me off

just so strange to see a married/grown woman be so intently focused on her prepared dinner

tammys a straight up dog

>> No.7967730
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>>7967721
King Ja/ck/, the one true King and Savior of /ck/

>> No.7967737

>>7967721
Newfag plaz leave.

Nah just joking. That's Jack. He hosts The Jack Show and he's an abusive retard who is apparently trying to get people killed with his instructions. Also he almost choked his son to death once.

>> No.7967739

Can we make a thread where we post lots of nice stuff about jack, text him a link to the thread and then maybe he will post here.

>> No.7967740

Was Jack born a retard or did he develop mental retardation over the years of abuse and neglect of social interaction?

>> No.7967746

>>7967740
He's still reeling from the effects of the mad cow disease he gave himself from eating his own godawful food.

>> No.7967747

>>7967740
He became more retarded over time as the parasites from undercooked food began to infest his brain.

>> No.7967754

>>7967740
He had a stroke. I'm not kidding.

>> No.7967781

He seemed much more calm and collected in his first video but overtime his mind deteriorated into a pile of his own sauce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJJ-iQkbRNE

>> No.7967798

>>7961931
No it wasn't it was a whole fire roasted red pepper

>> No.7967800

>>7967720
>tfw 2007 was almost 10 years ago
holyshit, time flies so fast

>> No.7967806
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>>7967781

>> No.7967820

>>7961149
That canned prolapsed anus

>> No.7967823

>>7967800
>tfw there are kids on /b/ right now who were too young to remember that year

>> No.7967834

>>7966072
Too memey for me

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>>7967823
>tfw there are people on 4chan who were born after 9/11

>> No.7967849

>>7967836
You know, that's probably a pretty good approximation of what Jack's heart looks like.

>> No.7967869
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The Real Deal Cooking Channel featuring Bruno Albouze, destroyer of boipucci

>> No.7967901

>>7967869
How many effete "boys" does this man put away a week?

>> No.7967919
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7967919

Who wants to hack the King's wifi?

>> No.7967936
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>>7967919
lmao he got the meme router