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Anonymous Sat Aug 6 15:42:07 2016 No.7955652 [Reply] [Original]

Any cereal alchemists here?
Share your recipes.
I will start.
Sharted wheat and honey bunches of oats dark chocolate.
Let soak for 15 min.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 15:50:58 2016 No.7955676 File: 89 KB, 1280x543, ff562f_14ca0efc2b8b990fb7fc49fa20e6f4a4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7955652 >sharted wheat

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:07:51 2016 No.7955716 >>7955652 I just sharted in a bowl and ate it with milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:22:21 2016 No.7955741 File: 46 KB, 630x405, 1453642815289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7955652 I'm going to assume you're on mobile with auto correct. It might be worse that your phone figured you meant sharted rather than shredded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:23:59 2016 No.7955745 >>7955652 What an unfortunate typo you have there good sir. At least I fucking hope it was a typo

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:26:27 2016 No.7955748 Sharted wheat huh? Anyone else tried it

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:30:55 2016 No.7955758 is this the new le epic meme post

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:10:29 2016 No.7956047 Sharted wheat eh? Dont be a greedy fuck make some bread with this new found ability

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:15:12 2016 No.7956063 I like to mix cocoa puffs n peanut butter crunch to make ghetto Reese puffs

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:15:51 2016 No.7956066 Include me in the screencap!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:53:22 2016 No.7956185 >>7955652 >letting your cereal get all mushy Fucking gross go eat oatmeal

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:07:45 2016 No.7956573 >>7956185 Not mushy anon,tender

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:11:13 2016 No.7956584 File: 115 KB, 413x395, 1469152145035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7955652 >sharted wheat

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:11:24 2016 No.7956585 >>7955745 It's an ancient meme

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:12:11 2016 No.7956587 >be canadian >move to Hawaii >all these fucking new cereals Back in soviet canuckistan all we had was mini wheats and whole wheat rice crispies, it's like a whole new world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:23:28 2016 No.7956622 >>7955741 wow! that was soooo funny! :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:04:47 2016 No.7956977 Hahahahaha SHART Hahahahaha SHART Hahahahaha SHART Hahahahaha SHART Hahahahaha SHART Hahahahaha SHART ....hahahahaha he said shart

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:10:53 2016 No.7956995 File: 11 KB, 472x432, s_tealc01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7955652 >Sharted wheat and honey This is new /ck/ meme nao

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:12:57 2016 No.7957000

FUCK FUCK
THIS THIS THIS

No one else I know mixes cereals, they think it's really weird to do. I can only eat cereals that are mixed, I've done it all my life.
I like to have 3 cereals. One flaky, one granola, and one other (could be cheerios or anything that has an abnormal shape).
>Chocolate or sweet granola on the bottom (it wont get soggy as fast)
>normal cereal/any kind in the middle
>flaky cereal on top, preferably mixed with berries

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:15:03 2016 No.7957005 >>7956995 >new

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:16:50 2016 No.7957010 File: 763 KB, 800x800, 1431615303481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7955652 >Sharted wheat

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:33:11 2016 No.7957172 File: 30 KB, 331x319, 131522111710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7955652 >Sharted wheat

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:05:21 2016 No.7957263 >>7955652 >half honey nut os >half chocolate puffs >three shots of whiskey after just what i need to start my day

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:50:19 2016 No.7957388 File: 57 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7955652 >Sharted wheat

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:41:59 2016 No.7957517 File: 76 KB, 740x531, 1466494365852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7955652 >Sharted wheat

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:34:51 2016 No.7958538 File: 75 KB, 942x942, FB_IMG_1469917870558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Grape nuts and raisin bran are pretty good together especially if you let the concoction get good and soggy

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 12:24:32 2016 No.7958658 File: 90 KB, 320x238, Surely Thou Jest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Sharted wheat

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:19:39 2016 No.7958820 File: 137 KB, 1024x1024, 2014-02-26-macadamea-nuts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957000 You are my cereal brother and I love you anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:22:23 2016 No.7958826 >>7957005 >nao Come on now

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:32:24 2016 No.7958853 >>7958538 >actually voting for Johnson You realize Johnson and Stein are both Hillary plants designed to take as many votes away from Trump as possible, right? They can't actually win.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:52:53 2016 No.7958932 File: 34 KB, 540x361, Fight-Club-quotes-8y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7958853 Johnson is the real deal. Would rather vote for a rational honest man with no chance than vote for someone I hate and dont trust.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 17:30:25 2016 No.7959835 File: 10 KB, 302x187, 1444624381130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7955652 >soaking cereal

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 18:10:32 2016 No.7960020 File: 46 KB, 500x339, You dun it now Arry porrer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Up and goofed there, OP Regret shall be your legacy

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 18:15:51 2016 No.7960043 I bet he doesnt even activate his almonds

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 19:20:01 2016 No.7960250 File: 116 KB, 666x602, 1470064517517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you asked for sharted wheat. And they bring you non sharted wheat .

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 20:01:02 2016 No.7960416 >>7956573 >in such deep of denial that he thinks sogginess == tenderness It's fucking mush.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 21:13:26 2016 No.7960674 File: 2.00 MB, 450x390, 1459633829763.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sharted wheat

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 21:22:25 2016 No.7960704

>>7955741
that image made me laugh but only for a fraction before i remembered i can't eat my favorite snack no more, bombay mix type of fried beans and stuff , because... there is too much poo in it for our standards. for some reason we can still buy it but... i dont

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 21:34:21 2016 No.7960735 >>7960704 >there is too much poo in it what?????

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 8 00:01:52 2016 No.7961197 File: 1.55 MB, 3264x2448, 1451004011647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7960416 Why are you so terrified that something might be soggy? Its good that way anon, try it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 8 08:53:23 2016 No.7962170 >>7960704 What country?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 8 09:43:43 2016 No.7962242 >>7955652 I just eat it dry as a snack. Like some raisin bran crunch and honey bunches of oats together in a cup? Good shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 8 12:33:28 2016 No.7962598 >>7961197 w-what is in those bottles?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 8 12:35:25 2016 No.7962607 >>7955652 >Sharted wheat makes you think

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 8 12:38:46 2016 No.7962618 >>7962598 It looks a lot like frozen piss to this guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 8 13:24:40 2016 No.7962717 >>7962618 >piss you poor naive fool

Anonymous Mon Aug 8 16:11:49 2016 No.7963215

A female roommate of ours takes an entire row of Oreo cookies out of the bag, crumples them up, then puts them all in a bowl and pours milk on them.

She does this every time she craves cereal for breakfast. She says the cookie part is basically cereal and it tastes better.

She's 380 pounds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 8 16:47:54 2016 No.7963359 >>7963215 Is she british?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 8 20:36:00 2016 No.7964164 >>7962618 why would anyone freeze piss?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 8 22:43:10 2016 No.7964599 >>7955652 I cut my cocoa krispies with rice krispies for a healthier me.

Anonymous Tue Aug 9 03:16:46 2016 No.7965248

>sharted wheat
Here's a serious answer though, I like to pour my cereal into a cup of steaming hot cocoa or a french vanilla cappuccino. The cereals I have are grape nuts flakes and life and they usually get pretty mushy right away. Depending on the cereal to liquid ratio it almost turns into an oatmeal kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 03:19:21 2016 No.7965253 File: 106 KB, 187x288, Oreoos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7963215 Reminds me of when my uncle was allowed to babysit me and he let me eat that oreo cereal, pic related, with half and half as the milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 11:46:47 2016 No.7966114 >>7965253 was there touching?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 11:49:13 2016 No.7966122 >>7964164 You can freeze it on a plate and slide the frozen piss disc under your roommate's door if they don't do the dishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 11:50:59 2016 No.7966127 >>7958853 >Stein >Green party >Taking votes from Trump and not Hillary /pol/ really is that stupid

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 11:59:03 2016 No.7966144 >>7966122 Why would you go through all that trouble when you can just slide a tube attached to a funnel right under the door and pee in real time .

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 12:17:40 2016 No.7966201 >>7966114 Maybe a pat on the head or his arm around my shoulder, you know, like something an older brother would do

Anonymous Tue Aug 9 12:19:53 2016 No.7966208

>>7966144

Because the disc option is faster. It can be done in just a second or two whereas actual pissing through a tube takes longer. Also, after you're finished there's no incriminating evidence. If someone surprises you while or after you're pulling off the prank you have nothing in your hands with the frozen disc method, whereas otherwise you're standing there like a fool with a piss funnel in your hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 12:24:47 2016 No.7966216 >>7965253 My favorite cereal

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 17:04:15 2016 No.7967086 >>7966208 Won't they ask you why you have a frozen puss disk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 17:05:45 2016 No.7967091 >>7955652 I don't eat cereal Too many carbs

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 17:09:15 2016 No.7967104 >this thread holy samefag batman

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 17:13:13 2016 No.7967116 File: 278 KB, 558x512, 1465614912565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7955652 >Sharted wheat

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 10 03:39:18 2016 No.7968797 >>7967091 Carbs are not bad

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