Psychological Profile Ice Cream

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Psychological Profile Ice Cream Anonymous Tue Jul 19 21:57:40 2016 No.7895983 [DELETED]

2 questions:
1. What is your favorite ice cream?
2. What is something most people don't know about you?

If the nazi shit shows up, please do me a favor and report it. I like ice cream not the people who murdered my family, and also this is a cooking board.
Prev. thread >>7894088

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:09:16 2016 No.7896015 the psychological profile I have created for you concludes u a bitch ass nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:14:16 2016 No.7896027 >>7895983 1. Cookie Dough 2. I'm bisexual

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:16:26 2016 No.7896035

coffee
>the feeling i get from consuming animal flesh and offal is almost erotic. if i think an animal is beautiful, i need to eat it. i can only think about it sustaining and prolonging my life and being the catalyst for new growth and effectively becoming parts of me. i am not david cronenberg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:18:16 2016 No.7896042 >>7895983 Banana I've not had a good night's rest in over 17 years.

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:20:09 2016 No.7896048
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>>7895983
>1. What is your favorite ice cream?
Chocolate
>2. What is something most people don't know about you?
After the last thread I ordered a stuffed animal off amazon. That Manatee was so cute I decided I wanted to snuggle one in my bed.

About to go to sleep now, can't wait for Thursday night when I have my plushie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:20:14 2016 No.7896049 >>7895983 Fuck off cunt go shitpost your shit thread somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:20:23 2016 No.7896050 >>7895983 1. Brownie 2. Im into vore

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:28:47 2016 No.7896080 Pistachio. I was diagnosed with cancer again last week. Was in remission six years. Haven't told anyone yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:34:30 2016 No.7896098 mint chocolate chip I'm a compulsive liar

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:36:09 2016 No.7896102 >>7896098 >mint chocolate chip how do we know if you're telling the truth

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:37:27 2016 No.7896104 >>7895983 1. Chocolate chunk 2. I'm into role reversal relationships

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:45:04 2016 No.7896121 >>7895983 1. Peanut butter 2. I hate everyone. Even my friends. I just hate them less.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:59:15 2016 No.7896160 File: 273 KB, 591x663, Mint_Chocolate_Pepe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7896102 >5 minutes in paint

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:00:05 2016 No.7896163 >>7896160 Brownie points for effort

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:01:34 2016 No.7896170 >>7896160 Holy shit a rare Pepe on /ck/???? This is groundbreaking stuff anon keep it up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:01:42 2016 No.7896171 Pistachio & dark chocolate I love butt stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:03:01 2016 No.7896176 1. Coffee 2. I plan to hire an escort just to lose my virginity

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:05:45 2016 No.7896183 Mint-choc chip I am a massive kpop fan and have turbo yellow fever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:07:13 2016 No.7896187 >>7896163 >>7896170 thanks guys (:

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:08:18 2016 No.7896191 Vanilla with KitKat. I lie about almost everything in life, except food. If I can't discuss the basest, most universal of needs, then what kind of human am I?

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:25:20 2016 No.7896244
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Eggnog
I'm worried that I might be developing some kind of eating disorder or something. It feels like I barely have any mental desire to eat anymore unless I get really hungry but it also feels like whenever I do eat it takes barely anything before my stomach feels super full.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:27:25 2016 No.7896251 1. Spimoni 2. I used to be an escort

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:28:41 2016 No.7896254 Rum and Raisin I'm a multi-millionaire, and have told all my internet friends I live in a ghetto.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:29:29 2016 No.7896258 Lemon custard I basically only have one friend and I stay on the internet for most of the day except for sleeping. I think I might be depressed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:30:42 2016 No.7896263 >>7896251 how much did you make? was it worth it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:31:13 2016 No.7896264 Earl Grey I fantasize about owning 4chan and nuking shitposters. >>7896244 Go see a doctor >>7896254 Give me money >>7896258 You are. Go see a doctor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:34:18 2016 No.7896272 File: 36 KB, 625x625, no.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7896264 >earl grey ice cream

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:34:32 2016 No.7896273 >>7895983 Rum Raisin I have a few softcore discipline kinks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:35:46 2016 No.7896279 >>7896272 It's honestly really good. It gets that nice tea flavor but also a hint of citrus that cuts the creaminess very well. If you're ever in Seattle, go to Molly Moon's and try it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:37:15 2016 No.7896281 >>7896272 earl grey + cream + sugar + freezer = earl grey ice cream. Make sense to me. It's the frozen version of the hot drink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:41:40 2016 No.7896295 >>7896279 >>7896281 >cold tea

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:43:00 2016 No.7896299 >>7896295 >not enjoying a nice iced tea on a hot summers day

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:45:25 2016 No.7896301 >>7896244 That sounds like either parasites or some kind of illness, please go to a doctor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:46:43 2016 No.7896304 >>7896299 Enjoying the flavors of tea, cooling you down, and not burning your mouth. Seems like the life to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:47:23 2016 No.7896306 >>7895983 Pistachio I'm bi I hate people

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:48:55 2016 No.7896309 >>7896299 how do I make a good iced tea? I tried some hones-tea cold sweetened tea while I was in America and it was absolutely disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:49:02 2016 No.7896310 >>7895983 Chocolate chip cookie D'oh. Breyers simpsons edition was the best. I like to canoe and fish on my vacation instead of party locations everyone drags me to.

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:50:49 2016 No.7896315

>>7896281
You forgot the cornflour/cornstarch. The texture of the churned ice cream will be shit without a starch or fibre in the ice cream base, believe it or not.
I've made Thai tea ice cream by simply steeping a large amount of Thai tea in skimmed fat milk, then straining, reheating with sugar and a pinch of salt until the sugar is dissolved throughout, adding a starch slurry and cooking it, stirring constantly, until it coats the back of a spoon, then stirring in an equal measure of half-and-half (or a half measure each of cream and wholefat milk, roughly 10% fat total).
After chilling a while, I churned the base to make the ice cream. I'm sure that were I to make Earl Grey ice cream, I'd follow the same procedure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:51:21 2016 No.7896317 >cookies and cream >every day for as long as I can remember, I've wish that I was dead

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:51:47 2016 No.7896318 >>7896309 You basically make a very concentrated - yet not overbrewed - tea, cool it a minute, and then dilute and chill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:54:47 2016 No.7896324 >>7896309 Brew some black tea double-strength for 8 minutes, take out the teabags, mix the stuff with sugar to taste, put it in a covered pitcher in the fridge, and pour it over ice by the glass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 00:03:48 2016 No.7896335 >>7895983 Mint chocolate chip I'm extremely paranoid

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:03:59 2016 No.7896579 Cinnamon I'm still a drug addict.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:08:06 2016 No.7896584 1. cake batter/birthday cake 2. i took my cousins virginity when i was 16

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:10:26 2016 No.7896590 >>7896080 i am sorry to hear that my dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:19:50 2016 No.7896602 Mint chocolate chip I use creative writing as a way to cope with almost dying in the hospital

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:20:12 2016 No.7896604 Toss up between cookies and cream and chocolate death inducers like tillamook mudslide When I was in middle/high school I occasionally took pictures of girls butts during class (they're all deleted now of course)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:22:41 2016 No.7896607 anyone else get excited for icecream with m&ms in it but its always a disappointment because the chocolate is cold and stale tasting but you still get it i jacked off with my sisters panties a lot in highschool days

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:28:20 2016 No.7896622 >>7895983 Screw Ice cream... It's way better in milkshakes ^_^. Chocolate I didn't know how to tie my shoes till I was 11.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:29:59 2016 No.7896627 >>7896607 Nigga mix your own m&ms in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:30:56 2016 No.7896628 >>7896579 What drugs? Weed? Meth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:32:10 2016 No.7896630 >>7896627 shit your right thats a good idea, then i dont have the get the shitty vanilla icecream along with it. oreo icecream with m&ms oh yeahh

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:36:26 2016 No.7896641

>>7896335
People probably noticed, Anon

>>7896317
Some people prefer you alive.

>>7896310
That's just great anon

>>7896273
Dom or sub?

>>7896264
Sounds damn amazing anon.

>>7896254
Are you sure it's not the other way around?

>>7896191
Don't reveal your powerlevel

>>7896176
Anon, Go see >>7896251

>>7896104
Good for you.

>>7896098
Go see >>7896191

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:38:25 2016 No.7896645 >butter pecan >i think of suicide everyday

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:38:46 2016 No.7896647 >No one replies to to you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:39:12 2016 No.7896650 >>7896641 >Go see ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:40:06 2016 No.7896653 >>7896641 People like you should be sent to a gas chamber.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:41:07 2016 No.7896655 1. Chocolate brownie 2. I'm into boobjobs Also, holohoax :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:41:15 2016 No.7896656 coffee mint chocolate chip oreo or, conventionally speaking, coffee I carved a lock about an inch in size into my mons pubis when I was a teenager. It didn't last long but I never re-carved it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:43:05 2016 No.7896661 File: 208 KB, 600x445, pizza cream.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] favorite flavor: 'go 'za confession: i cant stop shitposting about 'go 'za

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:43:47 2016 No.7896665 >>7896656 What does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:45:06 2016 No.7896668 >>7896653 What did I do wrong this time around? I swear I tried my best not to fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:49:15 2016 No.7896673 >>7896653 You are scum

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:51:21 2016 No.7896678 Vanilla I'm a compusive baiter, memer and shotposter. I have been on 4chan since 2005 and created many epic memes across multiple boards from /v/, /sp/ (pre-cucking), /fit/, /mu/, /new/ (rip), /ck/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:54:28 2016 No.7896685 File: 36 KB, 500x500, boo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1. Anything with hazelnut in it. 2. I act aloof and disinterested around/about women but it's because I'm terrified of them and I'm secretly very lonely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:55:35 2016 No.7896689 >>7896685 >Anything with hazelnut in it So Nutella then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:01:54 2016 No.7896712 >>7896080 What cancer did (do?) you have my guy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:05:23 2016 No.7896718 >>7896665 What does what mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:07:19 2016 No.7896720 >>7896641 Don't do this. >>7896653 Basically, this. Multiquoters ruin every thread experience like clockwork. The mark of somebody who has been browsing blue boards for a few months. Don't do this, its in poor taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:09:14 2016 No.7896724 >>7896641 >Dom or Sub Varies depending on the situation I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:11:23 2016 No.7896726 1. Cookies and Cream 2. I used to have psychotic episodes (paranoia attacks, hearing voices, etc) but they went away with therapy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:12:37 2016 No.7896728 1. strawberry 2. every time i drive i feel like im going to lose control

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:23:18 2016 No.7896737 1.Salted caramel 2.I'm into spit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:42:52 2016 No.7896756 1. Blue Moon. 2. That every time I look at someone's pet or dog, I wonder if it remembers it had a mother and father.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:45:19 2016 No.7896760 >>7895983 >1. What is your favorite ice cream? Double Chocolate Moose Tracks >2. What is something most people don't know about you? I regularly fap to guro

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:00:13 2016 No.7896781 >chocolate and cherry >i want to kill people for no reason

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:02:47 2016 No.7896789 >cake batter >I'm terrified of commitment

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:18:51 2016 No.7896832 Cookies & Cream I do things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:29:56 2016 No.7896844 File: 33 KB, 390x390, 6444_1c83_390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >raspberry sherbet >Growing up and growing a conscience, it's scaring the living shit out of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:37:05 2016 No.7896853 File: 79 KB, 320x320, 259401-blitzkrieg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > and also this is a cooking board so how about you fuck off with this retarded shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:49:50 2016 No.7896866 1.Strawberry and Chocolate 2. I'm MtF and I have an ageplay kink

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:56:25 2016 No.7896873 >>7895983 1. Cookie Dough 2. I'm only nice because I don't want anyone else feel the way I do. I'm pretty much dead inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:04:25 2016 No.7896882 >>7895983 Mint chocolate chip I was repeatedly molested/raped by my oldest brother and father growing up. We all get along pretty well these days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:20:21 2016 No.7896901 >>7895983 Ben and Jerry's Boston Cream Pie I wear lolita fashion

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:23:00 2016 No.7896906 >>7896048 I collect and sleep with plushies sometimes, don't feel ashamed anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:29:19 2016 No.7896918 >>7895983 Cookies and Cream I have an incredibly deep fetish for Gyaru girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:37:49 2016 No.7896926 File: 30 KB, 1000x562, jy-park-twice-tzuyu_1452868417_af_org.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7896183 Good man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:38:44 2016 No.7896927 >>7896926 대만 여자인데?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 06:07:55 2016 No.7896967 >>7896906 Thanks. I'm a 30 year old virgin, starved for companionship. I just want someone to cuddle and love at this point, the sex is secondary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:14:53 2016 No.7897063 >>7895983 pistachio ice cream, view bestiality

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:45:10 2016 No.7897101

>>7895983
I don't like ice cream that much t b h.I don't hate it,but I don't like it that much as well.

>1. What is your favorite ice cream?

Pineapple.Bonus points if there are pineapple chunks.

>2.What is something most people don't know about you?

I'm a manipulative,compulsive liar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:49:38 2016 No.7897110 >Vannila (because it's white) >I'm a nazi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 08:06:08 2016 No.7897142 >>7895983 1. Salted caramel 2. I'm a transexual

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 09:17:36 2016 No.7897225 Gorgonzola ice cream. I despise 4chan and what it does to me but I keep coming back (/ck/ mostly not included).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 09:18:47 2016 No.7897226 >>7897110 I didn't see that coming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 09:20:19 2016 No.7897228 >>7897101 >I'm a manipulative,compulsive liar. Its obvious your a female. Tell us something we don't know

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 10:01:55 2016 No.7897307 Cookies n cream or cookie dough I want my girlfriend to pee in my mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 10:38:48 2016 No.7897388 Salty caramel I'm a tranny that's never going to transition.

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 11:24:37 2016 No.7897473

>>7895983
1. Coffee or lemon, it depends on the day
2. Out of self hatred and insecurity, I have hidden a big part of my identity from friends and loved ones and divested my entire life to create a distorted image of me. My friends and loved ones have grown to love or at least like this image and I am trying with all my force to stop being myself and become this image. I will redeem my lies by making them true. It will be my biggest triumph.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:07:17 2016 No.7897558 >>7896244 ill trade your lack of appetite for a growling hunger that never stops

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 13:05:55 2016 No.7897677 >>7897228 I'm a guy,anon. t b h there is a lot of shit that most people don't know 'bout me. Since you want something else : I had the desire to kill myself since I was 14.

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 13:25:52 2016 No.7897717

>>7896590
Thanks.

>>7896712
I was in remission for NH lymphoma. Had seven rounds of chemo over the course of about three months.

Because reasons, I had a cystoscopy in January that found stage-0 cancer (no idea there was such a thing as pre-cancerous cancer, but yes). A cystoscopy is when they shove a camera up your dick to take a look at your bladder. It's not nearly as pleasant as it sounds. My member is wincing right now at the thought. During the procedure, they literally scraped the pre-cancer out of me, which is similarly nowhere near as pleasant as it sounds.

I had a second cystoscopy last week. They found stage 1. Had an appointment with my entire care team today. We're starting thermochemotherapy next week. That's when they make your crotch hot as fuck and inject your bladder with chemo directly. I didn't ask if this was going to be through my dickhole again. I hope not.
It took this long (a week) to decide the course of treatment because I'm on a lot of medication to begin with because reasons and they were trying to figure out the best course of action wherein the cancer treatment can work either with conjunction with or in place of some of the other meds I take.

The weirdest part of a cystoscopy is that they fill your dickhole with a numbing gel so that they can shove the camera tube inside. After the tube is removed, because it shoved air in there during insertion, you're involuntarily making fart noises with your dick for about an hour after as numbing gel oozes out. You don't feel the oozing until it gets to your leg, they said, so they tell you to stuff your shorts with bathroom tissue to catch the run-off and just live with the dickfarts for the next hour.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 13:49:11 2016 No.7897773 >>7897717 Geez dude, I hope you've got a second opinion for all this and maybe some acupuncture lined up for the pain. It worked for my mom when she had cancer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 13:55:27 2016 No.7897795 >>7897473 What are you hiding? being a fag, trans or a weeb?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 13:58:00 2016 No.7897805 >>7895983 Double chocolate brownie or cookie dough I'm a bisexual

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:01:52 2016 No.7897813 >>7897473 ...Why?

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:02:27 2016 No.7897817

>>7897773
Kek.
See the part where I said
>Had an appointment with my entire care team today.
That's a group of doctors. I think I've got enough opinions, but thanks. They said that 90% of people with this type of cancer are just fine, so I'm sure I'll be, too. I beat cancer once. I'll beat it again. Kinda sucks that I'm the first person in my family to have it, though. No one on either side to my knowledge has ever had any cancer of any kind. Why me? Not asking accusatorily, but out of genuine curiosity. What was I exposed to that cause me to develop cancers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:02:56 2016 No.7897820 >>7897558 Parasites? Hormonal imbalance?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:03:08 2016 No.7897822 Black Raspberry with chocalte chunks I take after people easily yet dont have a submissive personality, i just find i mirror people without intending to. Makes people like me but makes me not sure who I am without outside influence

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:04:12 2016 No.7897827 >>7897817 I just hope you kill it off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:09:16 2016 No.7897841 >>7895983 1. cake batter 2. i love fat girls

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:12:19 2016 No.7897846

literally anything sugary sweet, especially snow cone, not a big fan of the fancy ass chocolate or vanilla mixes

im a prego fetishist, but my fetish was warped by the alien movies. i fap to the idea of women being 9 months pregnant and having their belleies torn open painfully by xenomorphs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:17:01 2016 No.7897866 >>7897827 Me too, thanks. I'm a pretty upbeat, positive sorta guy, so something like this isn't gonna get me down so easily. I'm sure I'll get over it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:24:11 2016 No.7897879 >>7897866 You sound like a pretty awesome dude

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:39:00 2016 No.7897901

>>7897879
Well thanks.
The way I see it is that pissing, moaning and complaining isn't gonna make my health any better, so there's no reason to do it. It'll just make people upset, myself included.
Similarly, worrying friends and family won't help me, either. I don't want to cause them any undue concern.
See, I know they'll react badly to the news, far worse than I did, and I don't want to put them through that. I did actually tell one other person about it today, a friend who gave me a ride to the doctor's office because I didn't want to drive myself in case they try to keep me there or something (had they kept me, which has happened before, I would have had to pay overnight parking fees and I'm a cheap motherfucker).

I blurted it out on the ride back.

>how was your physical, anon?
>"not a physical. had that a few months ago. i have cancer and we were discussing treatment options"

That was an awkward ten minutes.

Now, how do I tell my shawty, my bro and my parents? Do I even have to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:42:30 2016 No.7897913 >Pistachio >I have sex on a semi-regular basis through judicious use of call girls/hookers. I think nearly everyone I know still thinks I'm a virgin; only a few close friends know I'm a whoremonger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:44:35 2016 No.7897918 >Rocky Road >I used to fuck my dog and jerk it off until I realized it was wrong, 4 years after I started.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 15:00:52 2016 No.7897956 >>7897820 dunno about the parasite thing but hormones are fine, have had everything tested but leptin but thyroid and cortisol levels are nominal. Worst feeling when i give into the hunger and binge only to hate myself afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 15:03:22 2016 No.7897964 1. Milk chocolate hazelnut praline, but they don't make it anymore, so...red bean, I suppose. 2. I want my girlfriend to tie me up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 15:40:45 2016 No.7898058 >>7897677 You don't think anyone believes you? Do you? Fucking lying bitches can't manipulate me I'm not a robot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 15:45:11 2016 No.7898068 >>7896628 Was a heroin and ketamine addict, these days I cycle kratom, alcohol and benzos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 15:51:52 2016 No.7898088 Dulce de Leche (i'm argentinian) when my parents had sex i always looked

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 16:15:48 2016 No.7898135 Cookie dough probably I Jack off to anime though maybe they could guess that

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 16:43:30 2016 No.7898186 >>7897228 drink bleach faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 16:46:03 2016 No.7898194 >>7898088 >when my parents had sex i always looked you ever fap to it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 16:48:30 2016 No.7898201 >>7897964 >2. I want my girlfriend to tie me up. Ask her to! My gf ties me up and edges me. >chocolate peanut butter cup >i fap to 2d sometimes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 16:49:26 2016 No.7898205 >>7898201 casual

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 16:54:45 2016 No.7898222
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Spumoni

Very straight but I jacked off with my friends when I was 12-13. One time we even put our mouths on each others dicks. I tell myself that it was mutual masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 17:01:21 2016 No.7898242 >>7895983 Dulce de leche with brownie. I can only cum from blowjobs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 17:04:29 2016 No.7898251 >>7895983 >Vanilla with chocolate chips and strawberries. >I like dudes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 18:39:06 2016 No.7898465 >>7896299 >implying brits ever see sunlight

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 18:42:18 2016 No.7898475 Bubblegum flavour. I jack off to fursuit sex videos occasionally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 18:57:34 2016 No.7898518 Vanilla Bean I watch hentai with the volume all the way up at night so the neighbors next door get to join in the experience

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:09:50 2016 No.7898559 1.Strawberry 2.I'm terrified of intimacy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:12:46 2016 No.7898570 1. Strawberry 2. I'm terrified of intimacy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:18:59 2016 No.7898583 >>7895983 1. Mint chocolate chip 2. I am a Wizard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:20:29 2016 No.7898587 1. Mint Chocolate Chip 2. I'm a lesbian engaged to a man.

>>	Aced !PPgAyfUrrY Wed Jul 20 19:27:30 2016 No.7898610 I hate sweet foods so none I have 3000 deleted scrobbles of kanye west

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:27:53 2016 No.7898613 >>7895983 >1. mint chocolate chip >2. i once thought i was the reincarnation of julius caesar

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:47:29 2016 No.7898669 >>7895983 vanilla i have no idea of what life is about and, more then i should, i have this feeling that i'm already dead i'm not depressed though, i consider myself a very normal/happy person

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:50:04 2016 No.7898672 Strawberry cheesecake. Im jewish

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:51:29 2016 No.7898676 >>7895983 1 cookies n cream 2 i support the systematic destruction of op and his family

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:52:53 2016 No.7898680 Mint chocolate chip I have depression and take SSRIs Why is it all of us mint chocolate chip lovers are a little fucked in the head?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:07:23 2016 No.7898709 File: 128 KB, 303x358, jmV4m16.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7895983 Aw, that's cute. The OP is such a scared jew that he mentions my truthtelling in his own posts now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:12:08 2016 No.7898721 >>7898709 By the way, my favorite flavor of icecream is Basil. Every night, I pray for the fourth reich to take the world by storm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:13:32 2016 No.7898726 >>7895983 Coffee ice cream usually I chase it with a nice bourbon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:29:59 2016 No.7898768 >>7897901 Tell them so they can help you. Please dude. And ramp up the turmeric in your diet; at the least through Gaia herbs' turmeric + curcumin caps. That stuff is clinically proven to aid against cancer.

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:33:00 2016 No.7898773

>>7897956
That sounds awful anon. I'd research the heck out of it if I were you; don't let them tell you it's psychological because they will, just to get out of the "difficulty" of trying to actually treat you. Perhaps a pituitary issue? Or perhaps a sex hormone imbalance? There's a lot of stuff that could be going wrong; keep seeing docs until someone figures it out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:34:31 2016 No.7898779 >>7898518 10/10 would hang out with you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:37:14 2016 No.7898786 File: 70 KB, 450x450, badtaxidermy1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 21:46:11 2016 No.7898975

>>7898768
Kek, I'm actually supposed to limit my turmeric intake and coumarin intake, but thanks for the suggestion all the same. I do know that coumarins have, for some reason, anti-cancer properties that aren't quite understood just yet, though.

I told my brother tonight, actually, because that friend mentioned it to him, so I had to say. We've both decided not to tell our parents because it would only worry them.

Don't think I'm telling anyone else, if I can help it. I'm been assured that the treatment they've decided on will have far fewer side effects than the more aggressive treatment I had for lymphoma, so I should be able to downplay symptoms simply as "not feeling well" and few would question it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:04:35 2016 No.7899022 >>7896027 Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:05:50 2016 No.7899027 1. Praline Pecan 2. I'm fuckin stoned right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:18:10 2016 No.7899064 >>7897142 Should hang out with >>7897388

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:26:17 2016 No.7899089 >>7895983 >1. Chocolate with some sort of raspberry element >2. I once sucked a friend's dick in a public library.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:43:14 2016 No.7899131 >>7899089 Are you guys still friends?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:45:42 2016 No.7899142 Peanut butter. I have phimosis.

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:01:31 2016 No.7899180

>>7899131
Kinda, we don't talk/hang out much anymore. I don't think it was me sucking his dick, we just don't often hang out. I wouldn't bring it up much though; he's bi and somewhat open and I'm openly gay, but I don't think he wants friends to ever find out (especially since I'm ugly) and I don't want friends to think I'm into risky behavior.

>>7899142
I'm sorry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:06:07 2016 No.7899191 Caramel Banana I've hated myself since my early teens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:07:50 2016 No.7899197 >>7895983 1. Rainbow sherbet 2. I'm probably bisexual but I don't really know for sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:08:46 2016 No.7899198 >>7899142 Start stretching your foreskin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:10:11 2016 No.7899204 >>7895983 1. Ben and Jerry's 6 Million Juice 2. I'm a Nazi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:28:04 2016 No.7899239 >>7895983 Coffee I was born without part of my brain and I take hormones like a tranny to make up for what I'm missing. I'll die in my 40s, from suicide if nothing else. Hopefully helium tanks will still be sold when I'm ready.

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:34:33 2016 No.7899253

>>7898058
There is no reason why you should believe what they say, nor is there any reason for them to lie.

You can fabricate your own reality quite easily can't you? You're conveying that it's inconceivable that a man can be manipulative or lie compulsively.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:41:01 2016 No.7899262 >>7898222 Nice trips. Are you Italian?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:42:26 2016 No.7899265 >>7898613 You probably are

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:42:48 2016 No.7899268 -strawberry -i'm into bdsm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:49:25 2016 No.7899284 Rainbow sherbet I really hate being in a relationship

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:55:56 2016 No.7899300
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>>7896098
>>7896183
>>7896335
>>7896602
>>7896656
>>7896882
>>7898583
>>7898587
>>7898613
>>7898680
>Why is it all of us mint chocolate chip lovers are a little fucked in the head?
I have no idea but I want to hug all of you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:56:09 2016 No.7899302 Campfire s'mores by tillamook I think about guys cumming on my face. Tried it once, hated it, still think about it when I run one out. Idk bitches be crazy I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:00:33 2016 No.7899312 File: 3.74 MB, 360x360, cat-hug-gif.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899300 Nice dubs. I present the idea of confirmation bias, but it doesn't matter if there is or not, everyone is fucked in the head on 4chan at least in part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:02:13 2016 No.7899318 >>7898773 I'm pretty fucked when it comes to doctors, only 1 medical group in my area accepts the obama care plan and they're swamped with people constantly so i'm having to see a nurse practitioner of all things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:54:14 2016 No.7899587 >>7897388 that makes it better

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 02:16:07 2016 No.7899626 >>7895983 1. Nocciola 2. I'm into very light gay bondage and find people sexier when they have covered up genitals.

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 02:38:28 2016 No.7899660
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>>7895983
Maple Walnut

I intentionally carry enough medication to kill myself on my person every day. To me, it means I'm actively making the choice to keep living and it is one of the few things that keeps me going day to day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 02:42:45 2016 No.7899667 >>7896720 didn't know there was a name for these scumfucks who the fuck takes the time to reply 1-5 words for 10 posts E V E R Y T H R E A D

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:43:48 2016 No.7899763 >salted caramel >I really want to bang my friend's boyfriend and I hate myself for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:50:54 2016 No.7899771 >>7895983 >also this is a cooking board Then why the fuck are you getting triggered over some guy teaching you history when you blatantly incurred it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 04:38:59 2016 No.7899825 >>7895983 Favorite icecream is choclat cookie dough I don't like leaving my home, everything scares me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 04:41:42 2016 No.7899830 Coffee > the chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 05:09:42 2016 No.7899885 >>7896967 Aw, I hope you find someone man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 05:12:13 2016 No.7899892 Mango I find ballgags incredibly hot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 05:30:15 2016 No.7899916 Mint chocolate chip I eat my own boogers sometimes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 05:43:59 2016 No.7899930 >>7895983 1) Coffee 2) I'm afraid of men

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:14:53 2016 No.7900661 lime ice cream i'm almost convinced that i'm the reincarnation of erik satie

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:17:41 2016 No.7900671 >>7896967 Try okcupid, you can find decent people out there! It takes some grinding but don't be afraid. Best wishes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:21:02 2016 No.7900681 >>7899660 World is hell. But it's an interesting place as well, keep on living!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:22:33 2016 No.7900684 >>7898587 Why u do this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:26:47 2016 No.7900694 >>7897901 You're pretty strong brah, our lives are so divine, we all should cherish them as you do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:30:04 2016 No.7900700 >>7900661 Why?

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:30:35 2016 No.7900702

>>7898088
Está buena tu vieja?

1. chocolate, yeah i know, pretty vanilla (geddit?)
2. My real identity. I hope to change it soon to another name, a la Bourne, but I need to talk with a lawyer from the country I was born.
Kinda sad that my closer friends don't even know my real name but w/e.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:39:52 2016 No.7900848 >>7895983 1. Cookies and Cream or Peanut Butter Cup 2. I have BPD

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:48:28 2016 No.7900874 1. Pralines and Cream. 2. I love manipulating people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:18:34 2016 No.7900982 >>7895983 1.Cookie Dough or, if it ever exists again, Schweddy Balls. 2. I have dreams of having /d/-tier sex with a tall, curvy, lactating readhead

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 15:30:43 2016 No.7901153

>>7900700
i'd dream for 1 week straight i was playing piano in an old room with this lady i've never seen
after this i was visiting and practicing with my friend (he claims to see dead people and this sort of shit) and without mentioning my strange dreams he looked to me and said "i have the impression you was this pianist in your past life bla bla bla". he showed me some of the works of satie and after some research i found that the lady i've dream with for a long time was suzanne valadon, one short love affair satie had
i also have an abnormal ability and can play pretty decently piano without having any ideia of what i'm doing, like some residual knowledge or something like that
life is strange

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 21:32:08 2016 No.7902253 >>7895983 1) Green tea 2) Twerking and traps are my biggest fetishes as long as it isn't a black person. Also I don't like the two fetishes together for whatever reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 21:33:57 2016 No.7902258 >>7901153 You've become unstuck from time, recalling your past lives. Read VALIS by Philip k dick to get a better understanding of what is happening to you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 21:37:44 2016 No.7902275 >>7895983 Mint Choclate Chip I'm a fascist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 23:03:40 2016 No.7902527 rocky road furry

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 23:14:54 2016 No.7902548 >>7896258 Steven?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 23:16:55 2016 No.7902554 Mint chocolate chip I have fibromyaglia

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 23:59:23 2016 No.7902642 1. What is your favorite ice cream? mint with cookies and fudge and whipped cream and sprinkles :3 2. What is something most people don't know about you? i have no friends and i haven't left my house in 5 years

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 23:59:50 2016 No.7902643 >>7902548 Yeah?

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 00:00:21 2016 No.7902647

Blue Moon or the blue bubblegum one

I've had increasingly lesbian thoughts but have not got along with most lesbians I interact with. I also have fantasies of being sexually humiliated by another woman, despite being very strong and muscular myself. It's a strange juxtaposition. I don't know what to do about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 00:08:54 2016 No.7902673 1. Butterscotch 2. Butterscotch is my favorite ice cream

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 00:13:06 2016 No.7902686 File: 53 KB, 600x600, 1425103305813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cherry I'm into grannies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 00:24:28 2016 No.7902709 >>7896263 I only did it for two years and averaged about $120K each year, with really minimal contact. It was easy to hustle $2K a night and not do anything. I would do it all over again, but now I'm an older housewife now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:46:34 2016 No.7902988 >>7895983 1. Mint Chocolate chip 2. Contemplating suicide

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:53:45 2016 No.7902998 >>7896080 >>7896098 same dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:56:18 2016 No.7903002 >>7896279 Molly Moon's doesn't even make their own ice cream. They just blend Snoqualmie ice cream with shit. Full Tilt/Sweet Alchemy is the premium ice cream in Seattle.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 6 03:11:50 2017 No.7903002,1 Nut icecream. I'm addicted to Ambien.

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