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Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:46:26 2016 No.7793932 [Reply] [Original]

Why don't you have a hot boyfriend who brings you home delicious sushi from work every day, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:48:08 2016 No.7793938 >>7793932 because I'm not a homosexual.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:48:11 2016 No.7793939 >>7793932 Ebin blog roastie, maybe /soc/ would be interested as well ;)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:49:18 2016 No.7793942 >>7793932 He was killed at a nightclub, you insensitive prick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:58:45 2016 No.7793971 >>7793942 You werent with him? He was cheating. You should dig your key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:00:04 2016 No.7793974 >>7793932 Because my bf and I have more respect for ourselves than to work at Kroger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:12:45 2016 No.7794205 because not everyone is a woman who gets life handed to them for having a vagina

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:15:03 2016 No.7794219 because I am a dude

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:15:08 2016 No.7794221 >>7793974 Is it being from kroger why that sushi looks horrendous?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:17:39 2016 No.7794234 >walks to kroger cus to poor fag for car >grocery store sushi considered real treat >go home and claim to /ck/ boyfriend brings it home >cry while masturbating on sushi

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:41:16 2016 No.7794304 I am too ugly for a boyfriend t. Tranny

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:49:40 2016 No.7794332 File: 38 KB, 480x647, 1456840995151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >putting the ginger on top

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:51:13 2016 No.7794336 >>7794221 Yep

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:53:38 2016 No.7794343 >>7793932 I'm not so keen on mercury poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:54:50 2016 No.7794344 >>7794304 Pics? If you had decent hygeine, I'd take you to nice places like Golden Corral.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:57:22 2016 No.7794351 >>7793971 I can tell by your reference to a country song that you may not understand this. We were two men in a committed homosexual relationship, of course he was fucking other guys, I was too. It's the biggest benefit to being a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 18:00:04 2016 No.7794362 >>7794344 I'm strayan. I'm not sure what you mean by hygiene but like I shower and wash my hands all the time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 18:02:28 2016 No.7794369 File: 54 KB, 720x960, FB_IMG_1462155598758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7793932 Because my gf cooks for me and bakes , doesn't need to pick up Shit sushi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 18:03:54 2016 No.7794374 >>7794369 does she leave any for you to eat??

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 18:14:02 2016 No.7794412 >>7794369 >that hand >those nails I'm sorry for your loss

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 18:17:50 2016 No.7794423 >>7793932 I've got AIDS, and bugchasers never seem to work in food service for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 18:25:17 2016 No.7794447 File: 27 KB, 625x626, 796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7794369

Anonymous Sat Jun 18 19:01:32 2016 No.7794586
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This threads cracking me up, thanks for the laughs.

Sushi was shit tier/barely alright, but it was sushi so I ate it anyway. Luckily the coast is only an hours drive away and Takkas has some BOMB sushi done fucking right.

This stuffs ok when I'm really craving it, but it triggers me when I see nasty ass sriracha sauce poured all over it. It's like someone pouring ketchup on pizza, they just don't fucking go together.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 19:02:38 2016 No.7794592 >>7794362 M E L B O U R N E E L B O U R N E

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 19:05:29 2016 No.7794602 >>7794592 We've got most of the trannies and fags in Sydney, actually, because we let them have a parade once a year.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 19:21:18 2016 No.7794650 >>7794369 it is a ham

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:19:49 2016 No.7794876 Because he has a real job

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:26:24 2016 No.7794893 >>7793932 I'm not gay?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:58:29 2016 No.7794972 >>7794369 >dat trotter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:05:26 2016 No.7795000 >>7793932 That sushi looks like shit desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:19:32 2016 No.7795041 File: 892 KB, 226x200, 1455230729264.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7794369 >that hand

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:21:46 2016 No.7795046 >>7793938 >>7794893 Most clever and creative responses in this thread, to be desu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 12:20:08 2016 No.7797011 >>7793932 because I am that hot boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 12:48:18 2016 No.7797086 Because almost every guy I meet now is a sjw and then I don't want to see them anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 22:24:32 2016 No.7798722 sick grocery store sushi, does he buy you dog food aswell?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 22:42:21 2016 No.7798768 >>7794592 brisbane sorry

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 22:47:11 2016 No.7798779 File: 91 KB, 181x226, 1 (2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7794369 is that simply sara?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 22:55:03 2016 No.7798796 File: 60 KB, 400x300, promo_021715_Bagboy_15_Friday[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7793932 Is that the shit tier sushi from the supermarket? Based on the tray that is what it looks like. Is your boyfriend a bag boy? Is this him?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 22:59:09 2016 No.7798804 File: 77 KB, 789x595, 1436587578478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7794369 What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 23:01:59 2016 No.7798813 >>7793932 This is rotten right? Even the powder wasabi looks dull

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 00:44:17 2016 No.7799084 >>7794304 Love you, girl. Be strong. t. also tranny

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 00:47:01 2016 No.7799093 >>7798779 Yup, i can spot those sexy claws anywhere ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 00:47:22 2016 No.7799094 >>7793939 What the fuck are roasties? Every time I see this accompanied by a pepe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 01:31:27 2016 No.7799224 >>7793932 Because i dont want worms its supposed t be a treat your fucking your system up enjoy those worms

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 01:42:20 2016 No.7799248 >>7799094 a roastie is a pejoritive term for a woman who has taken so much dick that her labia hang down and start looking like thinly sliced roast meat

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