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ITT: Words only fatties use
>tasty
>yummy
>eat

>> No.7793894

>>7793879
I'm pretty sure most people "eat" on a daily basis.

>> No.7793915

>>7793894
fatty

>> No.7793958

Diet

>> No.7793973

>food
>good
>hamburger

>> No.7793985

>food
>restaurant
>grocery

>> No.7794002

Fatty foodies

>> No.7794005

>>7793879
Those poor kids :(

>> No.7794021

>>7793879
I cringe so hard whenever one of my fat friends (typically female) opens their eyes wide and shout "YUMMY!!" I hate that word now.

>> No.7794046

friend

>> No.7794159

"Just a little taste!" "Just a little bite"

>> No.7794162

>>7793879
What is the non-fat equivalent of "eat"?

>> No.7794168

>>7793879

As a fat as fuck individual I can attest to using these words daily.

"Arumpf"
"Hurrgh"
"Hmmmpf"
"Call thmmph Firmmmmhuh"
"Not more huuuu stairs"

>> No.7794172

>>7793879
>comfort food
>snacks

>> No.7794187

>slow metabolism
>healthy oil

>> No.7794188

>>7793879
I thought it was strawberry ice cream at first...

>> No.7794208

>Dangerous
My favorite euphemism to use.

It's the perfect way to tell someone that you *really* like their food (or drink), also letting them know that you have zero intention of consuming more than just a taste. As though that person has gone so above and beyond that you'll get addicted if you have more than a bite... so you don't.

>> No.7794270

>>7793894
I do. When I'm hungry.

>> No.7794274

>>7794162
Consume for the sole purpose of nutrition in the missionary position

>> No.7794280

>>7794270
Why don't you just do it? Why talk about it?

>> No.7794308

>>7794280
I know this is a foreign concept to you as a forever-alone, basement-dwelling NEET, but sometimes you need to communicate with people around you about the future.

>> No.7794327

>>7794280
Because sometimes families and friends eat together, and sometimes you ask your yourself questions like "what should I eat for lunch?"

>> No.7794338
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7794338

>>7793879
>>eat

Y'see. The genius of ops Bait, is that it got many replies and even conversation.

>> No.7794349

>>7794308
You're not communicating very well if you need to explicitly use the word "eat." The action is automatically implied by the noun, whether it be a food or meal.

>> No.7794356

>>7794338
OP employed the rule of three, conspicuously proceeding his argument from the believable to the absurd. There was a time when this type of thing was called a "joke."