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Donut Sat Jun 11 21:54:48 2016 No.7772729 [Reply] [Original]

Something terrible happened today.

There I was at the local butcher. I planned on buying four steaks. One for me, one for my brother, one for my father, and one for my mother. Nice ones. New York Striploin.

After waiting in front of the meat, a lady with attractive features "greeted" me.

"Yes?"

"Hey. Can I get four steaks?"

"I could tell you like to eat, but I didn't know you could eat that much. Why don't you just take two?"

She stared at me straight faced. No emotion. No joking smile - this was no laughing matter. I stumbled over my sentences in my head.

"All right".

And I left. I had to drive back home in my Jeep and tell my parents there would be no steak tonight. I offered to order pizza.

Do I really look that fat? Why would a complete stranger, albeit a beautiful one, criticize someone like that out of the blue?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 11 21:56:53 2016 No.7772744 haha! That crazy 'go style!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 11 21:58:16 2016 No.7772750 >>7772729 Because that someone uses a trip >>>/trash/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 11 21:58:16 2016 No.7772751 File: 466 KB, 400x256, fib2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7772729 I'll take "things that never happened" for 1000 Alex.

>>	Porn Corporation Sat Jun 11 21:58:44 2016 No.7772754 Timestamp or gtfo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 11 22:27:05 2016 No.7772868 File: 6 KB, 800x600, 1444717486882.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7772729 >

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 11 22:29:30 2016 No.7772880 Jesus christ. You're the most pathetic person I've ever met

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 11 22:32:01 2016 No.7772885 >>7772750 is this a new meem? or do people not understand what a trip is anymore?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 11 22:33:59 2016 No.7772889 >>7772885 tripfaggot ge outts

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 11 22:36:01 2016 No.7772896 >>7772729 YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT FOR THINKING WHAT A DUMB BITCH SAID TO YOU, who fucking cares m8 you just dissapointed your whole family today

>>	Chef Cameron Sat Jun 11 23:22:16 2016 No.7773067 >>7772896 Should've looked her in the eye and said "I'd eat anything but you" and go to another butcher.

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