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Anonymous Wed May 25 18:39:06 2016 No.7711975 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you get there late and all that's left of the pizza are those shitty corner pieces

this is truly the worst of feels

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 18:39:52 2016 No.7711977 I prefer the corner pieces.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 18:40:30 2016 No.7711980 >>7711975 lucky for me my favorite part is the crust

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 18:42:33 2016 No.7711986 File: 1.39 MB, 320x240, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >corner pieces are usually crisped to a cracker-like texture >dip in marinara sauce/ranch/hot sauce/whatever fuck you >chow down motherfucker because corner pieces are hype

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 22:52:25 2016 No.7712893 >>7711975 >people that throw away the crusts Probably a coincidence but everyone I've met who does this, has almost always been kind of a shitty person.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 22:58:28 2016 No.7712924 >>7711975 cute kid

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 23:02:52 2016 No.7712947 >>7712893 When I think about it, this sounds correct.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 23:03:05 2016 No.7712949 >>7711975 Is this the first of a cold pizza set?

Anonymous Thu May 26 02:54:20 2016 No.7713724

>>7711977
>>7711980

Not the side pieces, the very specific ones that op highlighted. Those pieces are usually small as fuck and you're lucky if they have any toppings on them at all. They are just pure dough.

The SIDE PIECES however are the best, good topping to crust ratio

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 09:56:37 2016 No.7714090 >>7711975 >circle >corner

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 10:00:43 2016 No.7714100 File: 479 KB, 1600x1200, feast2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7711975

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 10:01:54 2016 No.7714104 File: 136 KB, 997x995, Cheese Pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 10:13:14 2016 No.7714136 File: 41 KB, 800x479, america.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 10:17:07 2016 No.7714146 >>7712893 Gonna have to agree, anon. The only time I'll throw out crust is if it's shit without toppings, and that's only ever happened with places like Dominos.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 10:24:28 2016 No.7714162 >>7714104 Fuck, took me a while to figure out what I was looking at

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:02:37 2016 No.7714417 >>7712893 This and people who squirt ketchup all over their fries instead of dipping. It's a sign of some kind of basic mental deficiency, I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:04:23 2016 No.7714424 >>7714104 Jesus Christ. At least he has a layer of fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:10:35 2016 No.7714431 >>7711975 Most pizza crust isn't worth eating which is a shame, because the dough is 80% of the pizza. if you have bad dough, you can mask it with the sauce, cheese or toppings...until you get to the crust where it has to stand up for itself

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:11:23 2016 No.7714434 >>7714104 why does he have pizza on his leg?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:11:58 2016 No.7714437 File: 134 KB, 895x895, 1422308321466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Cutting pizza, even a large one, into squares >EVER

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:12:54 2016 No.7714439 >>7714434 when you're being chased by an angry bull you're going to panic and drop things

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:14:35 2016 No.7714443 File: 544 KB, 1920x1440, 1446754523079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:15:10 2016 No.7714445 >>7714434 He was shooting a scene for Big Sausage Pizza but the bull wasn't having it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:18:32 2016 No.7714450 >>7714443 >tfw no room on the table for remotes so you put them on the floor >this pizza was supposed to be for our straight son >their face when finding out he's a gay

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:26:55 2016 No.7714464 File: 146 KB, 1080x810, 'go'za.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7714431 >the dough is 80% of the pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 13:50:18 2016 No.7714699 >>7711975 Dunk the crusts in Ranch. What kind of 'Murrican are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 14:03:52 2016 No.7714740 >>7714443 "I thought this oversized party pizza would make us happier." "I wish we didn't lose our son in Iraq" "Doctor said I might need a new knee joint" "I feel light headed and need to lie down"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 20:11:49 2016 No.7715828 File: 152 KB, 600x600, 1436940968992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7711975 >cutting pizza into squares This shit is a fucking crime and should be punished by public stoning.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 20:34:51 2016 No.7715883 >>7711975 God, I absolutely detest children. Get your ugly fucking kid's face away from all that god damned food. It probably already coughed and sneezed all over it so you may as well just throw half that pizza to the trash.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 20:39:52 2016 No.7715900 File: 825 KB, 500x203, dante pizzas.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >when the crust has that tiny bit of cheese and toppings on on it that gets all crispy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 20:40:40 2016 No.7715901 >>7711980 FPBP, the crust is the best part

Anonymous Thu May 26 21:04:12 2016 No.7715955

>>7711975
This has never happened in the history of pizza.

It's always the middle slices that are left. Civilized people grab from the outside so that they can get a firm grip on the pizza crust, so they don't have to coat their hands in cheese and marinara.

What kind of dirtyboys are you hanging around with that can't wait to dig in to the center of the pizza and get their digits covered in a saucy greasy mess?

Anonymous Thu May 26 21:14:53 2016 No.7715988

>>7715955
see
there's this first world thing invented called "washing your stupid hands" which involves tap water (water at will), soap (either bar or liquid), and a towel (preferably dry). It's what allows you to eat finger food without worry, like french fries, sandwiches, pizza and jalapeno poppers.

You can be a total weirdo and use utensils for those, but there's no point if you have said water, soap and towels to wash and dry your hands afterwards.

Anonymous Thu May 26 21:48:53 2016 No.7716111

>>7715883
1) it's not gross
2) you should clean up your kid better
3) even IF the kid was any kind of sick, you're not going to taste it and you'll improve your immune system
Stop being such a whiny little bitch crybaby. Nothing has actually happened to you yet. Wait until something happens before you throw your temper tantrum. You don't see kids crying before they scrape their knee

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 22:04:59 2016 No.7716155 >>7716111 >You don't see kids crying before they scrape their knee Yes you do. You even see kids crying just because they want to cry.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 04:08:58 2016 No.7717092 >>7714104 >>7714424 I honestly thought that it was just pizza on his leg unto I read your comment. Holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 04:16:31 2016 No.7717103 >>7714100 >pizza spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 04:19:02 2016 No.7717105 >>7714443 How can you be this unhappy with a pizza like that in front of you

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 04:40:31 2016 No.7717125 >>7717105 You make room for it in the fridge.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 04:51:27 2016 No.7717145 File: 46 KB, 340x336, o-face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7714136

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 07:13:30 2016 No.7717301 >>7714100 Mom: "If you think that's big, just wait until YOUR pizza arrives!"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 07:14:50 2016 No.7717304 >>7717105 they prefer 50's aspic food

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 07:17:31 2016 No.7717311 >>7717105 no pineapple

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 07:47:37 2016 No.7717358 Why do americans order breadsticks with their pizza?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 07:50:01 2016 No.7717363 >>7717358 Only fat Americans with fat kids do it seems. Also, cracker crust pizza like St. Louis style is the worst, fuck that, it's all squares like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 07:52:21 2016 No.7717367 >>7717363 I didn't ask who I asked what the point is of ordering breadsticks.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 08:13:39 2016 No.7717390 >>7714464 you talking shit about my 'go 'za again?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 09:11:59 2016 No.7717470 File: 462 KB, 700x946, our dreams and hopes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7714443

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 10:54:21 2016 No.7717655 >>7712893 I put my crusts in the box and eat it them after I eat the rest of the pizza, so it still stays moderately hot, i can't be the only person who likes their pizza to be melty when they eat it

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 10:57:12 2016 No.7717660 >>7714443 shes seen bigger and he knows

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 10:59:12 2016 No.7717663 i wish i had money for a pizza. this board makes me want one every time i come on here. why do i do this to myself i like the corner pieces, especially on thin crust pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 11:03:42 2016 No.7717671 >>7717105 Brittle teeth.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 11:06:04 2016 No.7717676 >>7717663 fucking poorfag stinking up our noble board

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 11:58:59 2016 No.7717806 >>7714100 Is this in San Antonio?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 12:01:19 2016 No.7717811 >>7714443 I have those same plates

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 13:59:19 2016 No.7718091 File: 31 KB, 308x337, 1460608450775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7717806 No, the one in San Antonio gives you huge metal plates. That places suck desu, nasty low quality pizza in disgusting quantities.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 14:00:20 2016 No.7718096 >>7717806 Nvm it is. The plate in front of the girl looked like an ipad for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 14:15:03 2016 No.7718136 >>7717470 I would much rather have the bottom view than the top senpai, looks comfy as hell

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 14:23:47 2016 No.7718162 >Not cutting your pizza into hexes for more accurate distance distribution

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 14:38:49 2016 No.7718200 >>7711975 Why does /ck/ hate anything related to chicago?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 14:46:13 2016 No.7718220 >>7718096 Was about to say, I remember a place like that. The pizza was like 70-80 bucks

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 14:47:44 2016 No.7718225 >>7717358 Is it bad I usually don't order anything but breadsticks?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 14:47:56 2016 No.7718226 >>7717301 Holy kek

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 18:41:55 2016 No.7718874 >>7717363 I like breadsticks and I'm pretty skinny.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 20:22:46 2016 No.7719208 >>7714104 I always wondered just how sharp & pointy horns looks from that angle.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 20:26:16 2016 No.7719221 >>7711975 That's a big pie.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 20:32:57 2016 No.7719248 File: 38 KB, 500x239, ImLate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Arrived late. Has anyone made a joke about eating the human head depicted or should I just kill myself yesterday???

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 23:59:17 2016 No.7719974 >>7717105 It's cut into a grid of squares and not triangles. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles never had their pizza cut into squares.

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