Breakfast

[Anonymous No.7676810]

Post your breakfast cu/ck/s

I'm having poached eggs on sourdough toast with smoked salmon and a pinch of Himalayan mountain salt. Also a nice big mug of black coffee.

[Anonymous No.7676837]

>>7676810
I skipped breakfast, co/ck/su/ck/er motherfu/ck/er

[Anonymous No.7676842]

>>7676837
i usually do skip a nice breakfast


that being said, my day normally goes better when i have a nice big breakfast. for the short time i did do a good breakfast every day for a month, i swear i felt healthier and thinner.

[Anonymous No.7676843]

you dont know what you are talking about do you

[Anonymous No.7676937]

>there are people who eat smoked salmon without lemon juice and black pepper

[Anonymous No.7676956]

>>7676937
They're called "bears" in the gay community

[Anonymous No.7676985]

I dont eat breakfast because i dont want to be fat again

[Anonymous No.7677190]

>>7676810
>a pinch of Himalayan mountain salt

kill yourself

[Anonymous No.7677595]

rate my waffles

[Anonymous No.7677612]

>>7676937
Unlike you, some of us actually like fish and don't just pretend

[Anonymous No.7677618]

>>7676810
Where are you from OP are you Norwegian?

[Anonymous No.7677619]

>>7677595
peculiar/10

[Anonymous No.7677620]

>>7677619
what makes you say that?

[Anonymous No.7677622]

>>7677595
bluewaffle tier tbqh famalam

[Anonymous No.7677624]

>>7676810
Bacon,fried egg, fried garlic salami with hot sauce and baked beans

[Anonymous No.7677639]

Tomorrow I plan on having egg whites from a carton with avocado and hot sauce

[Anonymous No.7677656]

>>7677190
>poorfag butthurt he can't afford pink salt

lmao

[Anonymous No.7677662]

>>7676956

[Anonymous No.7677665]

>>7677639
Make sure you take a pic

[Helix Cultist No.7677725]

>breakfast
I wish, OP, I really do wish.

[Anonymous No.7677752]

first attempt and it was delicious
and with attempt i mean poaching eggs in general

[Anonymous No.7677765]

>>7677752
Nice. Good job. I would accept a breakfast invitation to your house.

[Anonymous No.7677793]

>>7677765
1 out of 4 eggs benedict won't even turn out aesthetically unpleasant
i used proscuitto because praised be proscuitto
also 50 layers of sarcasm pls go

[Anonymous No.7677826]

>>7677793
pretty sure he wasn't, i would devour your eggs benny

[Anonymous No.7677831]

>>7677826
i feel all warm and fluffy inside.

[Anonymous No.7677844]

>>7677793
No sarcasm. It looks good.

[Anonymous No.7677866]

>>7677844
it's gotta be the prosciutto cotto
for poaching: how much vinegar is appropriate, if any?

[Anonymous No.7678029]

>>7677595
have you noticed the banana placement looks somewhat like a smiley face?

[Anonymous No.7678032]

>>7678029
Not until you mentioned it. You have a keen eye.

[Anonymous No.7678142]

>>7677612
>pretending
>what are tried and tested flavour combinations

[Anonymous No.7678257]

Scrambled eggs, ham and croissant

[Anonymous No.7678261]

>>7678257
What's type of sauce is that yellow stuff?

[Anonymous No.7678268]

>>7676810
Nice OP, one of my favourite breakfasts, great with hollandaise too (eggs royal). I'd put the egg on top of the salmon though.

[Anonymous No.7678272]

>>7678268
Btw, I just had fruit and yogurt. Strawberries, blueberries, grapes and raspberries. Nothing great, but I do feel healthy and refreshed.

[Anonymous No.7678280]

>>7678272
You sound like one of those douchebags who goes around telling everyone about your super healthy breakfast. Here's a tip: Nobody at work or school fucking cares if you ate watercress or a double cheeseburger.

[Anonymous No.7678286]

Chicken Nuggets, fries and béarnaise sauce

[Anonymous No.7678289]

Bowl of scrambled eggs mixed with some sausage and roasted tomatoes.
And a side of toast.

[Anonymous No.7678292]

>>7676810
I was feeling it until
>Himalayan mountain salt
Do you mean salt? As in sodium chloride? It's the same exact thing as any cheap Walmart tub of table salt you idiot

[Anonymous No.7678294]

Last night I got home drunk and ate about a kilo of meat sandwiches, so I don't think I'll be eating anything this morning, or today at all. Maybe just some coffee.

[Anonymous No.7678297]

>>7678261
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.7678302]

>>7678280
You're criticising me for posting what I had for breakfast in a post your breakfast thread.

I wouldn't say it was super healthy, full of sugar. Hollandaise is hardly healthy either.

[Anonymous No.7678303]

>>7678292
different salts taste different based on trace minerals
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.7678305]

>>7678292
No

[Anonymous No.7678307]

>>7678297
No but you obviously are. It was a subtle insult to how runny the eggs were.

Doofus.

[Anonymous No.7678406]

>>7677793
insecure bastard
did your uncle rape you?

[Anonymous No.7678422]

>>7678280
You literally have autism

[Anonymous No.7678434]

>>7678422
Try to be original, kid. I can appreciate a witty insult but stupid, tired shit like that is boring.

[Anonymous No.7678532]

Dunkin donuts big n toasty

>mvq

[Anonymous No.7679205]

>>7678307
Dry eggs are foocking discussing you moron

[Anonymous No.7679209]

>>7679205
Discuss this, fag.

[Anonymous No.7679242]

>>7676810
Nice breakfast Schlomo

[straightpride No.7679253]

I have to admit that really is a autistic breakfast. Like jeez dude are you fucking 60 years old? Go for cornflakes next time.

[Anonymous No.7679419]

>>7679209
mum! mum! I sed sometin mean to sumone on the internet with this cool image I found on google. am a bigboy now mum?

[Anonymous No.7680162]

I usually make 2-3 scrambled eggs with either tapatio or oregano and basil on them
With some fat free Greek yogurt and a piece of toast

[Anonymous No.7680187]

>>7676810
Currently cutting, so black coffee, 10 almonds, and green apple watermelon lime and ginger juice with a huge handful of spinach and kale.

Been dreaming about a crispy fried egg over fried rice all day :(

[Anonymous No.7680190]

>>7679205
what are they saying about me? I'll kick their asses

[Anonymous No.7680233]

>>7679242
I'm not a jew, I promise!