/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:53:37 2016 No.7617523 [Reply] [Original]

>Happy birthday anon!
>What message do you want on your cake?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:57:45 2016 No.7617527 >tfw haven't had a birthday cake in years

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 06:58:58 2016 No.7617531 "at least you tried"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:05:49 2016 No.7617542 "People=shit"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:06:25 2016 No.7617543 File: 26 KB, 238x231, 1461298162244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "The cake is a lie, and so am I" Suddenly I'm all alone again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:07:33 2016 No.7617548 File: 32 KB, 390x292, 1407741568959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7617523 LOVE WINS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:13:41 2016 No.7617557 >>7617523 >What message do you want on your cake? "Just another year in my miserable life"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:17:42 2016 No.7617560 "kys"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:34:37 2016 No.7617574 >>7617523 "what message do you want on your cake?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:54:32 2016 No.7617591 >>7617527 >tfw mum is a religious nutjob and her cult doesn't allow birthdays I've never had even one birthday cake, so be thankful you've had any, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:14:22 2016 No.7617616 >>7617591 You're old enough to buy your own cake now, surely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:20:22 2016 No.7617624 >>7617523 a very subtle small penis around the corner

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:20:55 2016 No.7617625

>>7617616
Yeah, but the magic of birthday cake is that someone else buys and/or makes it for you.
I would tell friends (or whatever bitch I'm dating at the time) about my birthday-cake-less upbringing, but I don't want to appear beg-y about it.

The closest I've gotten is my ex baked me some cookies with birthday messages on them, but the bitch can't bake or cook so they were shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:25:15 2016 No.7617629 >>7617625 Bruh there's no magic in a birthday cake. You're holding on to this bitter resentment for literally no reason whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:45:31 2016 No.7617643 Tfw quarter century b'day in 1 hour. I don't know, "Love from 4chan" or some bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:57:11 2016 No.7617663 >>7617523 I just get a carrot cake for my birthday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 09:03:11 2016 No.7617668 "u made it"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 09:33:34 2016 No.7617714 >>7617629 Sure there is...as adults we grow to jot care about birthdays but when someone actually does something heartfelt and personal for you on them it makes you feel good, unless youre just some heartless ingrate

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 09:38:10 2016 No.7617725 >>7617714 >unless youre just some heartless ingrate like everybody is but pretends not to be

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:26:05 2016 No.7617815

You know what I would like? A cake without frosting, just a glaze.

My grandma makes this heavenly orange spice bunt cake with a simple glaze, and it's twenty times better than any shitty frosting-laden buttercream bullshit will ever be.

Frosting ruined cakes.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:31:42 2016 No.7617827

>>7617625

I know that feel, my last birthday cake was when i was 9, been pretty alone since then, my last girlfriend baked me some muffins that were dry as fuck and had too much baking soda in them, they tasted like metal, soon after she started cheating on me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:34:07 2016 No.7617833 >>7617643 Happy Birthday Anon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:36:20 2016 No.7617838 >>7617527 Same here anon.... who /BirthdayPie/ master-race here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:38:54 2016 No.7617844 >>7617827 >>7617625 u poor anons :( i would make u a cake and eat it with u on your birthday

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:51:22 2016 No.7617875 >>7617625 >The closest I've gotten is my ex baked me some cookies with birthday messages on them, but the bitch can't bake or cook so they were shit. I wonder why this relationship didn't work out

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:25:05 2016 No.7617942 >>7617875 Yeah. It's real hard to date a bitch who can't cook, I know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 12:53:07 2016 No.7618123 "Love wins fag"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:02:38 2016 No.7618151 >>7617523 "guy fieri did nothing wrong"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:25:17 2016 No.7618203 >>7617833 Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:47:29 2016 No.7618256 File: 33 KB, 538x391, 1461468413719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7617523 Pic related

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:54:48 2016 No.7618277 Is it bad that I consider market cakes to be a luxury? I always had to make my own cakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 13:57:23 2016 No.7618283 >>7618277 They suck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:45:21 2016 No.7618508 File: 207 KB, 944x1000, 9a714f_5559962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Something nice and personal like in the pic

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:53:56 2016 No.7618524 File: 36 KB, 400x269, 1457227048518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7617523

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 15:59:02 2016 No.7618534 File: 58 KB, 600x526, fagcake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7617523

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:04:25 2016 No.7618546 >>7618277 I've always considered them garbage and I have little respect for people that buy them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:07:54 2016 No.7618552 >You Smart >You Loyal >You A Genius >an image of DJ Khaled

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:31:01 2016 No.7618605 File: 684 KB, 741x593, Screen shot 2016-04-28 at 3.29.31 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OC coming through... Had this made for my boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 16:33:35 2016 No.7618610 >>7618123 this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:08:30 2016 No.7619042 >>7617827 cuck

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