youtube cringe thread

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youtube cringe thread Anonymous Thu Apr 21 23:57:41 2016 No.7596846 [Reply] [Original]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AL5x6T2_so

starting with the king of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 23:59:41 2016 No.7596854 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao9Oi1HPbSk "you may ask why i use knorr chicken stock pot"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 00:01:45 2016 No.7596862 File: 1.84 MB, 1920x1080, val.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyS6XPPAnAM

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 00:04:49 2016 No.7596874 manlet carbonara for a bit of fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzX7l0Qgjjg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 00:08:30 2016 No.7596887 how to open a can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuvCogbNGwg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 00:10:24 2016 No.7596897 File: 2.04 MB, 1920x1080, can.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how to open a can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6afUzN2tdr8

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 01:16:10 2016 No.7597033 >>7596862 that's just sad

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 01:18:21 2016 No.7597039 File: 388 KB, 504x585, Capture2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 01:31:52 2016 No.7597061 >>7597033 think it's kinda cute. valentine's 2010 at chilis. two strawberry lemonades : 3

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 01:33:36 2016 No.7597063 vegan microwave chicken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35mbdGoH2lQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 01:36:22 2016 No.7597067 "im in a hurry, im a gamer" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk66RvZj0Zw

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 01:38:21 2016 No.7597071 >>7596887 That's actually pretty smart and a good survival tactic...you know...if ever can openers and knives suddenly disappear from earth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 01:41:51 2016 No.7597077 File: 5 KB, 217x217, ds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 01:43:16 2016 No.7597081 >>7597071 unfortunately having a knife was part of her guide. guess we're doomed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 01:51:52 2016 No.7597092 >>7596862 >1 min long intro. >No discussion about food. >The production value of a road kill exposition. Like a mentally-ill child's elementary school painting, this was so bad it was actually endearing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 01:55:12 2016 No.7597101 File: 101 KB, 836x880, 1460754622778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7596854 >de meme-o pasta >cream >knorr What the fuck happened to you Marco

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 01:55:13 2016 No.7597102 >>7597092 that was her chilis v-day special, the other ones are slightly more succinct. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmBN1WLfmn8

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 01:56:48 2016 No.7597106

>>7596887
>>7596897
So lame. Just lie it on its side on a hard surface and beat at the seam with a hammer or rock. If you're in a situation like that you'll be happy to scoop a portion of the contents off the ground, and you can't afford to waste all that time and energy grinding at the lip.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 01:57:26 2016 No.7597107 File: 4 KB, 250x240, 1381211306500s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7597077 >his fucking voice >everything that happened in that kitchen i cant believe i watched all of that, fuck you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 02:00:15 2016 No.7597113 File: 103 KB, 795x693, 1418644751122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7597063 Dear god...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 02:04:58 2016 No.7597126 >>7596846 Im scared I cant tell what is exceptionally wrong with this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 02:06:58 2016 No.7597129 >>7597063 >reality shows >having situations even relatively based in reality and not just whatever writers know will get a reaction

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 02:10:04 2016 No.7597134 File: 1.58 MB, 1920x1080, jackroux.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7597126 pic related- his roux

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 02:13:44 2016 No.7597142 >>7597126 >Burger burnt/overcooked >Egg overcooked and greasy >Never has made a roux before >Hand mixing ground beef with ring still on Also why is he making an episode about cooking a recipe he's never even made before?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 02:33:19 2016 No.7597192 >>7597126 I know right? I never got why /ck/ hated this recipe also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 02:37:15 2016 No.7597200
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>>7597142
>Also why is he making an episode about cooking a recipe he's never even made before?

in jack's defense it's supposed to be "his thing" trying recipes as a newbie, but it doesn't excuse his shit sanitation habits and propensity to over/undercook everything (and still eat it)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 02:40:16 2016 No.7597206 >>7597192 does anyone have a screencap from the anon that made party cheese?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 02:41:11 2016 No.7597207 >>7597200 >shit sanitation I have only seen a couple of his vids, but he never seemed that unsanitary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 02:44:51 2016 No.7597212 >>7596846 >"cooking" for 7 years >never made a roux jesus I want to kill this fucker

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 02:47:24 2016 No.7597219 File: 216 KB, 580x329, JacksFirstRoux.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7597212 Here is a pic of his "roux"....jesus god fuck shit

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 02:50:15 2016 No.7597222
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>>7597207
it's hard to tell because of the quick cuts.

but this episode features him handling raw chicken and then off screen grabbing a bag/veggies/twist tie/scissors without washing his hands (evidenced by the spice rub caking his fingers)

and the chicken is raw at the end.

he recognises it in one of the pieces (after describing it as great and juicy), the other still looks under but he continues to eat it, and the veggies that are soaked in undercooked chicken juices.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 02:53:25 2016 No.7597230 File: 395 KB, 500x789, 1455737252022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7597222 forgot the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 02:59:04 2016 No.7597237 >>7597230 That is disgustingly undercooked, but I also am upset that he was judging something based on seasoning, and then proceeded to remove all of the skin with the seasoning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 03:03:20 2016 No.7597246 >>7597237 undercooked skin is really tough to cut, easier just to slough it off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 03:16:16 2016 No.7597264 >>7597077 ehh.. might be cringy, but he's a kid with loving, white parents. Hes got a sweet life

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 03:21:18 2016 No.7597267 >>7596874 jesus is he like 4'8?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 03:49:03 2016 No.7597306 File: 39 KB, 900x900, Angry_Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7596846 https://youtu.be/xBzuFYijEQw

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 03:50:58 2016 No.7597309 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 04:00:31 2016 No.7597318 >>7597306 oh c'mon, he's obviously retarded, tuna and mac isn't a terrible meal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 04:04:20 2016 No.7597322 File: 2.59 MB, 1920x1080, dollarsteak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7597309 never seen this before, thanks. not too shockingly, the kid is obese, can't wait to see the rest of the family!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 12:04:14 2016 No.7597997 Somebody have a link for that italian american "tomejto soasss" bitch that cut the onion with a butter knife to pieces thicker than a thumb?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 12:11:30 2016 No.7598019 >>7597107 youre on the way towards being inducted to the org of /ck/ LLC

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 12:14:46 2016 No.7598029 [DELETED]

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>>7597207
In one episode he puts his phone on the styrofoam tray his raw meat came in after he puts the meat on the grill. In the canning episode he undercooks the soupcans

Jack is pretty much the poster child for why our government needs to act retardedly strict about food safety so retards like him don't end up killing themselves or giving their family botulism

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 12:45:36 2016 No.7598104 >>7597077 at least some of this autistic kids on youtube have rich parents. The other way theyre fucked

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 12:46:14 2016 No.7598106 >>7597309 >Scissors wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 12:49:23 2016 No.7598116 >>7596846 >that overcooked egg.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 12:50:52 2016 No.7598126 >>7596846 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akI8ibPQg6Y This guy is unbelievable, and I've never seen him on here before

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 12:55:57 2016 No.7598136 >>7597077 this kid just hit rock bottom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Z4l7ZLyQc

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 13:07:52 2016 No.7598169 >>7598126 this is unsettling

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 14:52:23 2016 No.7598448 >>7597077 >>7598136 Doubleswee has some fire tracks desu senpai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM_riDV3twk

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 15:24:39 2016 No.7598528 >>7597997 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 15:28:31 2016 No.7598542 >>7596854 What do you guys use to season your water? Just salt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 15:31:15 2016 No.7598549 >>7597067 I watched all of his cooking vids. It was pure car crash viewing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 15:33:53 2016 No.7598555 Prepare your anus /ck/ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 16:02:37 2016 No.7598632 File: 206 KB, 853x480, oily hotdog water.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY Flip carbonara, a classic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 16:14:40 2016 No.7598659 >>7598528 >>7598555 >These women are cooking for other people >There are people in the world who have to eat this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 16:15:29 2016 No.7598662 >>7598632 For fucks sake I don't get it. If you are going to take the time to cook someting....why not use proper fucking ingredients

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 16:21:30 2016 No.7598681 File: 2.40 MB, 1280x720, slice and dice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 16:23:15 2016 No.7598689 >>7597318 tuna and mac with maybe a tomato sauce works well, but tuna and macaroni and cheese? no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 16:25:16 2016 No.7598694 File: 497 KB, 300x126, 1358611202818.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598681 If she actually injured herself it'd be easier to watch.

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 16:25:36 2016 No.7598696

>>7598681
I'm gonna be honest I'm really not much better at cutting onions than her, but I can still cook some good dishes. at least I cut it in half but I always find the slices fall apart before I can cut the onion both lengthways and sideways. and it's not like i can hold the onion together with one hand when I'm cutting with a large knife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 16:26:14 2016 No.7598700 >>7597077 I'm surprised they let that kid anywhere near knives or the stove.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 16:27:01 2016 No.7598706 >>7598448 Oh what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 16:32:43 2016 No.7598721 >>7598555 WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE COOKING THOSE EGGS IN

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 16:49:16 2016 No.7598758 >>7596846 >crust >literally fucking burnt because the pan is too hot

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 17:11:37 2016 No.7598822 File: 12 KB, 276x200, 4754799+_9eb5116399de70d9a746702cffa7e1b6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7596862 >that fucking minute long intro

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 17:17:44 2016 No.7598837 File: 16 KB, 480x444, 1454389166194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7597063

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 17:19:56 2016 No.7598849 File: 932 KB, 245x150, holyfuckingshit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7597077 there is so much wrong going on here

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 17:25:04 2016 No.7598861 >>7596862 this is unintentionally a beautiful piece of art

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 17:31:54 2016 No.7598872 File: 92 KB, 202x263, 1443999935404.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598126

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 17:39:47 2016 No.7598886 >>7597264 >loving https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gll8p_g656I

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 17:43:19 2016 No.7598895 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6Y1D1fMGy0

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 17:47:54 2016 No.7598906 File: 14 KB, 262x263, lmaokermit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7597067 >American cheese, which I've also prepared

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 17:53:25 2016 No.7598915 >>7598696 Just cut it by by length and the width without actually splitting the onion. Stop your knife like 4/5 of the through. After that you lay it down and chop it. You do this with literally anything that you want to dice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 18:02:37 2016 No.7598935 >>7598555 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 18:02:45 2016 No.7598937 >>7598126 The cake looked like wet sand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 18:05:22 2016 No.7598943 File: 28 KB, 505x411, 1408844551871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7597067 >those egg flips I could watch this shit all day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 18:11:07 2016 No.7598954 >>7596846 >Handling raw meat mixed with vegetables and mushing them together Is this safe? For some reason I get the sense that it's sort of unsanitary

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 18:37:22 2016 No.7599045 >>7596862 Is this a fucking Tim & Eric skit or something ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 18:42:16 2016 No.7599075 File: 1.10 MB, 954x661, shot-2016-04-22_154142.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598126 the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 18:46:51 2016 No.7599099 File: 333 KB, 600x600, 1454397122457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598126 >you might be wondering why i used australian flags, considering there are no castles in australia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 18:56:15 2016 No.7599141 >>7597067 he flushed his cooking grease down the toilet!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:00:06 2016 No.7599157 >>7598126 >>7598555 Yorkshire confirmed for shitty cooks

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:09:51 2016 No.7599194 >>7598659 her son is the one that asked for the margarine on the roll, pretty sure he's quite happy to be eating this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:16:53 2016 No.7599223 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk I gag every time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:29:06 2016 No.7599270 >>7596846 >incorporate >incorporate >incorporate i feel like he just learned this word also >lost control of the egg you literally just overcooked it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:34:51 2016 No.7599294 File: 44 KB, 426x334, flyover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone have the vid of the fat american family making dessert lasagna? Much abliged.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:37:45 2016 No.7599304 Anyone got the big collage of jack pictures?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 20:17:57 2016 No.7599423 File: 63 KB, 680x680, 1457645218990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598632 NOT THE CARBONARA PLEASE NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 20:27:33 2016 No.7599457 File: 1.86 MB, 480x270, 1450733295244.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7599223

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 20:36:40 2016 No.7599484 >>7598555 What the hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 20:41:30 2016 No.7599491 >>7598555 I can't understand a word she is saying. I recognized a few worlds like Bread and Son but that's it. What country is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 20:44:31 2016 No.7599502 >>7599491 northern england

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 20:55:35 2016 No.7599534 >>7597222 It all gets cooked together. Don't be so paranoid about vegetables being exposed to chicken juices for an extra ten minutes before it hits the hit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 21:34:19 2016 No.7599633 File: 54 KB, 233x279, 1424311782786.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598895 Everything in this video is wrong. How is he so bad at literally everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 21:40:33 2016 No.7599646 >>7596862 >bored, havin a lotta fun Kek, this was the most pointless video i ever did saw

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:02:39 2016 No.7599687 >>7598895 NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:14:20 2016 No.7599708 >>7599633 >>7599687 Is he a real chef? I mean what does this guy do in real life?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:16:26 2016 No.7599713 >>7598895 "how bad could it be" i said to myself and then he just put some dry pasta in a skillet with onions

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:22:36 2016 No.7599727 >>7596887 >>gingerly places can lid back as video fades >>i'll eat that later i was just showing you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:23:00 2016 No.7599729 >>7598895 >then you put your pasta in your pan WHAT

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:26:37 2016 No.7599738

>>7597101

nothing. he's not wrong. he's been to the mountain top and realized that the finest of fine cooking is only marginally better than well done average quality normal daily kind of food.

do you really doubt that the dish he cooked there was delicious as shit?

he's spent entire days on a single plate of food. maybe he's sick of that shit and now realizes that cooking regular food, really tasty, really fast, is a much more interesting and meaningful art?

no one is really in a position to correct him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:28:10 2016 No.7599739 >>7598555 >>spoons black shit over eggs wew lad

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:49:05 2016 No.7599788 >>7596887 oh god this is torturing my ears

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:57:40 2016 No.7599814 >>7599738 Or maybe he just needs/wants the money? Life in Notting Hill, a divorce and two kids. The life he's to in London, is now only approachable to hedge-fund managers and oil-sheikhs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:00:47 2016 No.7599823 >>7599708 choke his kids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW2_ZfxURwo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:02:45 2016 No.7599833 >>7598895 >ive never done this recipe before TOP FUCKING KEK

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:02:57 2016 No.7599834 >>7597212 >>7597219 i swear to god he said the exact same thing in an older video, and the roux he made came out black and crumbly. gonna look for this shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:20:46 2016 No.7599890 >>7597067 is this guy autistic what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:37:33 2016 No.7599926 >>7599713 >>7599729 What's even worse is that he just stole the recipe from Martha Stewart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:06:48 2016 No.7599986 >>7597230 The way he just flings his arms out every single time he tastes something pisses me the fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 00:23:46 2016 No.7600041 >>7597309 >scissors Every single time. >>7597322 He looks perfectly fine.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:14:59 2016 No.7600164

>>7596846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OL_aLRUlbE

the entire channel really. they get high and try to cook, the fat one usually turns into an asshat halfway through the episodes, making the whole thing awkward as fuck, and they have no chemistry together.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 01:16:54 2016 No.7600168 >>7596846 >when he goes for the money shot and the egg is cooked hard kill that fat fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:30:09 2016 No.7600328 >>7600164 At least he didn't add any milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 08:14:35 2016 No.7600803 >>7599823 this guy what the fuck

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Anonymous Sat Apr 23 08:54:09 2016 No.7600851
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>>7597077
>this kid is the definition of autism. sorry. he keeps moping or doing his.mating call.. plus he is.eating raw.cow...... I am going to go clean my brain with some chlorine, hand soap, dish detergent. and bleach altogether at the same.time so I die.. at the end he sounds like a goat being strangled.underwater.....

>his mating call

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 09:00:43 2016 No.7600855 File: 33 KB, 245x217, 1447286662870.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7596874 He must be a short order cook.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 09:04:06 2016 No.7600865 File: 160 KB, 600x709, abbar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7597134

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 09:04:18 2016 No.7600866 >>7596862 pretty good vid senfam, just some ppl havin fun makin vids

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:06:55 2016 No.7601216 >>7598632 >rinse the pasta with cold water holy fucking shit girl this is not rice

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:08:01 2016 No.7601220 >>7598681 I am absolute garbage at slicing onions but at least I'll never be this bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:21:35 2016 No.7601255 >>7596846 That wasn't so bad actually. At least he knows what a roux is now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:37:04 2016 No.7601299 File: 2.69 MB, 204x360, average american woman.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >american """cuisine"""

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:38:59 2016 No.7601306 File: 364 KB, 640x363, fasfdasfd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7597077 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:57:01 2016 No.7601352 >>7597306 Hey man he's trying his best:(

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 13:15:40 2016 No.7601392 File: 22 KB, 367x332, 4e2d838beddc6c698b002c8b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7601299 >Doesnt know who "howtobasic" is. Try again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 14:05:32 2016 No.7601539 >>7596846 the plating and the unnecessary hand-spreading moneyshot are a little harsh but otherwise that's probably what the dish is supposed to be like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 14:22:07 2016 No.7601581 >>7601392 There's nothing funny about wasting food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 14:29:02 2016 No.7601598 >>7597077 ACHU BATSU C H U B A T S U

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 14:57:43 2016 No.7601663 File: 270 KB, 1920x1080, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598895 How. How do you mess up pasta this bad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:05:38 2016 No.7601686 File: 141 KB, 259x239, 1446869015541.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598895 RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:11:04 2016 No.7601695 >>7598895 mmm, boiled onion and spaghetti stew

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:11:17 2016 No.7601696 >>7601663 >this kills the pasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:15:06 2016 No.7601712 >>7598895 I'm all for one-pot pastas, but this is offensive. >more likes than dislikes God I hate the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:17:34 2016 No.7601718 >>7597101 what? the pasta turns out great, did you ever try it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:21:49 2016 No.7601732 >>7596862 Val is the queen of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:26:53 2016 No.7601739 >>7596846 how the fuck does this qualify as hawaiian and asian

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:33:31 2016 No.7601749 What was the channel with a really fat woman cooking and the one I saw she was making potato salad with I think a whole jar of mayo and sugar and it had thousands of calories. Was her name Sarah?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:34:46 2016 No.7601752 >>7600851 >who are you quoting, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:35:07 2016 No.7601755 >>7601732 Nope, Sceak will always be the queen of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:39:49 2016 No.7601763 >>7596854 that wasn't cringe at all. just a generic corporate-sponsored cooking video.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:41:58 2016 No.7601769 File: 656 KB, 2692x2200, cheeky-monkey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598555 DONT MIND ME JUST GONNA COOK ME BOYS EGGS IN MOTOR OIL

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:44:36 2016 No.7601774 >>7601752 Come up with something original.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:45:59 2016 No.7601781 >>7596854 I like these vids, they're comfy.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:52:23 2016 No.7601802

>>7601718
Don't listen to these retards. They are the same people that will post threads asking how to turn their 20 cent ramen pack into a gourmet meal.

Marco has always used Knorr products, including at Harvey's, you know, his Michellin star restaurant. There is even a vid on Youtube somewhere of one of his old cooking shows where he is using and promoting that Knorr granules are the best seasoning.

/ck/ i honestly the worst board because every random /b/tard comes here to try and talk about how awesome their mcburger and tendies were. If there was a board I wish mods would go nazi on, it would be here.

Anyway here are some fails. Not autistic enough to check to make sure they weren't already posted so sorry about any repeats.

>Sandra lee and the classic meatloaf clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAZXvSMj_BU

>Sandra Lee cake specials. I miss her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XU1ok4AT4Q

>Sandra lee again with a "salad".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce40YCHysVM

From there just watch every Sandra Lee clip you can find. especially her alcoholic ones.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:53:54 2016 No.7601806
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No Masao? He is the king. Or maybe I missed it

>steak on edge of moldy toilet
>steak falls on bathroom floor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

Well, all the vids are good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAyevvzgQ54

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:55:47 2016 No.7601813 >>7601663 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkz4ef53YjA

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:00:06 2016 No.7601826 >>7599834 Any luck?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:00:16 2016 No.7601827 File: 31 KB, 480x480, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598126 >I don't use eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:06:47 2016 No.7601848 File: 1.93 MB, 300x300, 1446625802347.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598555 >those goddamn eggs

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:08:35 2016 No.7601851
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>>7601806
>literally burning his steak on the edge of his toilet with toilet paper and some flamable shit I couldn't identify
>it falls to the bathroom floor
>he picks it back up and proceeds "cooking" it
That whole thing it's just, I don't even know what to say. I've seen people in third world slums take better care of their homes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:36:25 2016 No.7601921 >>7601806 Holy shit I thought it couldn't get worse

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:43:10 2016 No.7601938

>>7601921
>>7601851

Masao is the worst of the worst. He has tons of vids and they're all thoroughly disgusting in their own way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYBsPv_BtOE

A fun compilation of some of his fires:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_YXN8PiFNM

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:45:11 2016 No.7601945

>the people in these videos shouldn't be making cooking videos
>they are fucking horrible
>everything is wrong
>but guys best mcdonald's meal?
>mcchicken amirite guys?
>what's the best instant noodle soup and why is it a Nissin?
>lel but these guys don't know anything about cooking rite guys?
>who /alck/ here guise hehe

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:46:20 2016 No.7601950 File: 33 KB, 491x404, 1351633034940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7601945 >actually taking the time to type that all out

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:48:56 2016 No.7601962 >>7601663 >How do you mess up pasta this bad? You just copy old Martha Stewart videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09smBNps4EM

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:52:57 2016 No.7601976 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHV_oypEQEM >puckin purray

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:54:47 2016 No.7601985 File: 537 KB, 629x466, 1377012395394.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7601938 I am at a loss for words. It's like watching a Trailer Park Boys cooking show.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:59:05 2016 No.7601994 >>7601985 The end of the Christmas turkey vid is great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 16:59:28 2016 No.7601996 >>7601985 >>7601938 >>7601806 It looks like someone un-fucked his shit https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=713TXFCDCy8

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:00:53 2016 No.7602000 >>7601994 It's the little things man, like that random gamepad on the kitchen counter when he reaches for his hairdrier to dry off his canned tuna water.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:01:23 2016 No.7602005

>>7601996

Nah that's a different house. He has multiple apartments/houses. One of them, I guess, is his dirty hoarder house. He's a Canadian, used to post on hockey forums which is how people found him. Apparently he earns a decent living, I think he's an engineer or programmer or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:02:24 2016 No.7602009 >>7602000 >when he reaches for his hairdrier to dry off his canned tuna water. Just reading that sentence I felt like I stepped into a new realm of absurdity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:03:38 2016 No.7602019 >>7602009 Yeah, he just fires up his hairdrier and goes to work on a can of tuna. It is simply surreal.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:07:19 2016 No.7602036
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>>7601938
>I think the fundamental nature of truth is really looking with you eyes at they reality around you
>Lemon being cut in half is just like language it's not like reality, in reality there's no way to know if there's lemon in front of you

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:07:46 2016 No.7602040

>>7602019

I'm on the part where he just grabs butter with his hand. And every time the camera shows the floor it's covered in trash. He has cleaning sprays laying around and uses them to heat up his food. Like, every second of this video is packed with immeasurable amounts of insanity.

Just throwing egg shells on the floor lmao

Cutting the hot dog with the edge of an empty tuna can

Rather than ripping packages open he just burns the top off

A rotten apple wrapped in duct tape...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:08:47 2016 No.7602045 File: 32 KB, 456x384, 1438472928628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7602036

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:09:59 2016 No.7602050 >>7602040 It's too much for my brain to even process, there's like one completely absurd thing happening every second.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:17:32 2016 No.7602077 >>7597077 wasn't it confirmed at some point that he was merely pretending? or am I thinking of something else

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:17:52 2016 No.7602078 >>7602050 I like his burger videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4h9UWVVgg4

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:19:06 2016 No.7602085 File: 1.23 MB, 1920x1080, charisse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7601732 nope charisse is our queen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:19:51 2016 No.7602087 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ui2XV-LfAg

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:23:02 2016 No.7602095 >>7598895 >basil leaf who the fuck calls it that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:26:39 2016 No.7602105 >>7599823 pot....not even once!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:26:58 2016 No.7602106 >>7602085 Jesus christ I'd hit that

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:31:54 2016 No.7602119 >>7602085 is she retarded or what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:37:58 2016 No.7602138 >>7601802 love that kwanzaa cake i figured she'd be in some ditch with a bottle of booze but she's married to the governor of ny

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:38:30 2016 No.7602139 >>7596887 In a post apocalyptic world the noise would draw other starving people who would kill you for the food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:45:01 2016 No.7602149 >>7602139 I think it's good for times you go camping and forget to bring shit with you I guess.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:17:39 2016 No.7602346

>>7602138
Loved her show so much. 20 minutes of her half-assing everything to make it through to the last 5 where she boozes it up.

Remember alcoholics, just sucker the Food Network into giving you a television show like Sandra Lee and Rachael Ray did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:39:44 2016 No.7602393 >>7602119 Are you? Read the title of the video.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:42:42 2016 No.7602402 >>7602119 Do you think Cerebral Palsy is a name?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 20:56:44 2016 No.7602582 File: 915 KB, 1280x720, 1455959928853.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post uncommon Ja/ck/s

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:04:35 2016 No.7602603 >>7602582 Has that man never drank a beer in his life?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:12:37 2016 No.7602634 >>7602603 Apparently only the ones with twist caps. I'd say it was telling, but not like anyone would expect anything from the likes of him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 21:36:38 2016 No.7602682 >>7602603 you think he would've noticed at the price point lagunitas wouldn't be a twist off

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:05:14 2016 No.7602745 File: 122 KB, 1280x720, jack_training_for_palestine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7602682 >>7602634 Ja/ck/ is famous for his obliviousness

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:09:53 2016 No.7602755 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zlZDL4Ga4k

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:18:33 2016 No.7602769 >>7602755 He obviously hasn't watched Gordon Ramsay's video

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:30:10 2016 No.7602799 File: 13 KB, 268x268, full-of-fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7602755 >mfw this is what i imagine the average muh stainless skillet /ck/ troll to actually go through every morning

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:42:50 2016 No.7602829 >>7598126 he categorizes some of his vids under comedy so I think it might be satire. He's genuinely creepy though

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:44:16 2016 No.7602832 >>7598895 >I do a lot of self help books kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:45:20 2016 No.7602836 >>7602402 LOL i can totally see someone thinking that

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:49:36 2016 No.7602848 >>7602755 comedy gold

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:03:10 2016 No.7602874 Henry's Kitchen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNZo75Rzoo8

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:05:04 2016 No.7602885 >>7602755 yeah, ingesting microscopic amounts of teflon is probably worse than eating chunks of shaved steel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:07:54 2016 No.7602893 >>7602755 jesus christ an unseasoned cast iron could've done it better

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:12:37 2016 No.7602915 >>7602874 is this real life

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:19:43 2016 No.7602947 https://youtu.be/kduOwiEzteo yall need to learn how to make an omelette

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:24:24 2016 No.7602965 >>7602947 i'd pump her pooper

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:24:38 2016 No.7602966 >>7602874 This man isn't cringe, he's a comedian

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:25:44 2016 No.7602976 >>7602947 someone's daddy didn't spank her enough

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:31:48 2016 No.7603001 File: 302 KB, 200x200, tumblr_leaaaxtNFQ1qe13ct[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7602947 >omelette >it's scrambled eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:38:06 2016 No.7603019 >>7602755 somebody tell that dumbass about anodized aluminum

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 23:51:12 2016 No.7603073 >>7597200 No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:05:37 2016 No.7603126 >>7598555 T H I C K H I C K

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:25:56 2016 No.7603189 >>7602966 >not playing along in kayfabe Do you even know how to have fun in life? You probably think wrestling is dumb because it's "fake" too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:30:05 2016 No.7603204 http://youtu.be/VMColAwUht4 prepare your sides .

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:32:50 2016 No.7603215 File: 252 KB, 800x765, 1447721895441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7601806 HOW DO YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:33:07 2016 No.7603217 >>7602402 laff'd way harder than i should have

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:33:34 2016 No.7603219 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, 1455960170005.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7603126 Doesn't get THICKer than Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:40:40 2016 No.7603236 File: 290 KB, 500x377, stewie_breakdown.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7603219 >mfw people watch this shit and he's a star

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:42:44 2016 No.7603241 >>7603219 omg that oil not being up to temp is the kicker. lmao.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:45:09 2016 No.7603248 >>7603189 found the wrestling fan do you think anyone in real life knows what the word "kayfabe" means?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:45:24 2016 No.7603249 >>7603236 Only 250k subs. I wouldn't wipe my ass with that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:51:39 2016 No.7603272 >>7602755 >cooking eggs on max heat fucking wew lad

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:52:11 2016 No.7603277 >>7602085 damn she's really cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:03:25 2016 No.7603307 File: 54 KB, 420x406, 1413618111507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7603248 Wow, someone says they're a wrestling fan, and you found them! Astounding!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:03:50 2016 No.7603308 >>7597063 i fucking threw up wtf

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:04:26 2016 No.7603312 >>7603215 >not enjoying Masao

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:19:28 2016 No.7603347 >>7602077 Nah this kid is legit autism

Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:21:19 2016 No.7603351
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>>7598555
Dear god what did you show me anon
>making pizza from scratch
>okay, her dough recipe seems fine, obvious poverty is obvious
>everything after

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj7-qrH-ZY0

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:22:20 2016 No.7603354 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlezSiH_1KY

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:52:23 2016 No.7603450 >>7603248 i know it, and i've never watched WWE, MMA or any kind of wrestling. it's a cool word to know, man

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 01:57:48 2016 No.7603463 >>7596897 what if the wilderness you're stranded in doesn't have a sidewalk or a driveway to grind your can on

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 02:18:39 2016 No.7603493 >>7603001 >filename >tumblr

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 02:19:41 2016 No.7603495 >>7603073 thanks for noticing bb

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 02:24:56 2016 No.7603506 >>7603463 Rub two stones together 'till flat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 02:30:46 2016 No.7603525 >>7598954 its not a big deal since you cook hamburgers all the way through

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 02:48:38 2016 No.7603562 >>7597106 I used to open cans without a can opener using a wood chisel and a hammer

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:02:36 2016 No.7603595 >>7603562 oh yeah?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:11:42 2016 No.7603610 >>7603351 Jesus... I threw her a like anyway, least shes doing something she enjoys :\

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:13:01 2016 No.7603613 >>7603354 These are "adults" with the right to vote like you and me...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:16:36 2016 No.7603618 >>7597230 Was he supposed to cut some holes in the bag? I thought these were meant to be sealed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:25:32 2016 No.7603635 >>7603618 i don't know i don't cook my food in a plastic bag (inb4 sous vide)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:26:37 2016 No.7603637 >>7597237 one minute in the microwave m8....boof! it'll be perfect

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:29:42 2016 No.7603640 >>7603635 enjoy all that estrogen

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:29:57 2016 No.7603642 >>7603463 you carry a lump of concrete around with you just in case think ahead faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:44:37 2016 No.7603681 >>7601598 KEK

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:46:19 2016 No.7603685 File: 228 KB, 1192x830, 1457416367286.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7603637 I know you are trying to make a joke, but that would not help. Please, I am very sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:47:58 2016 No.7603689 >>7596854 That was a lot of oil in the water

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 03:53:45 2016 No.7603700 >>7603640 >current year >not being a ladyboy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 04:05:56 2016 No.7603720 File: 14 KB, 480x360, DESTROY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7596862 >1:50 God help me she is so cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 06:30:11 2016 No.7603889 >>7596862 >56 subs

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 06:38:22 2016 No.7603896 >>7598555 What are "bread cakes" ? Are they just bread rolls that she's calling cakes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 08:42:58 2016 No.7604082 >>7597063 this is also the dumb bitch who came up with "vegan bacon" for her "vegan cheese burger". It was dried onion that was coloured pinkish/purple using paprika and/or something else. Fucking ridiculous

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 08:47:00 2016 No.7604091 >>7597230 FUCK YOU for not warning me that it was a jack video. now I've upped his view count. cunt!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 09:57:38 2016 No.7604203 >>7603493 >I don't know how this website works wew

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 10:01:55 2016 No.7604213 >>7602402 i cant stop fucking laughing

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 10:12:55 2016 No.7604234 >>7602085 shes pretty cute, i'd GF her. i'd be fun to make things with her and laugh together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 15:17:09 2016 No.7604909 File: 548 KB, 605x707, daym_fat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7604091 >view counts for shitty channels matter

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 15:40:21 2016 No.7604960 >>7596846 that fat piece of shit makes me so mad

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 15:41:24 2016 No.7604967 >wer ster shire sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 15:42:34 2016 No.7604971 mmm charred meat goes well with swiss charred

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 15:43:49 2016 No.7604976 >>7604967 Any TN-fags want to meet up and lynch Ja/ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 15:43:51 2016 No.7604977 JESUS CHRIST THAT ROUX

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 15:55:02 2016 No.7605006 >>7598895 that's it. jack has to be a troll. there is no way this man has survived on his own for 30 years

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 16:02:44 2016 No.7605029 >>7604203 this site works by rehosting shitty tumblr gifs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 16:06:47 2016 No.7605046 File: 18 KB, 300x180, IMG_9162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598895

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 16:21:41 2016 No.7605086 >>7598895 >"See how thin this is ?" THAT'S NOT THIN IT'S NOWHERE NEAR THIN

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 16:27:33 2016 No.7605110 >>7602755 what the fucking Christ

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 16:31:20 2016 No.7605132 >>7605086 Look at Ja/ck/, do you think he knows what thin means? He is a human meatball

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 16:36:23 2016 No.7605158 File: 74 KB, 1200x1200, reeeeeeee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7603351 >TAMATU POREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 16:38:47 2016 No.7605174 File: 404 KB, 1280x640, Jean-Marie-Le-Pen-je-me-fous-pas-mal-des-sanctions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7602078 >these green dildo like fruits

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 16:41:04 2016 No.7605181 >>7596862 This is fucking great

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 16:47:11 2016 No.7605204 >>7602119 >Cerebral Palsy doesnt affect your IQ necessarily but it fucks with your motor functions

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 16:47:43 2016 No.7605205 >>7599045 It totally has that feel its hilarios

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 16:48:12 2016 No.7605206 >>7602745 is this man the DSP of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 17:06:19 2016 No.7605276 Anyone have that guy with cooking channel with a voice that sounds like something that crawled from hell

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 17:09:34 2016 No.7605287 >>7605206 pretty much

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 17:10:37 2016 No.7605294 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaKLD3ugJYA

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 17:16:37 2016 No.7605318 File: 50 KB, 640x350, 1458542908179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7605294 >that sucking noise every fucking time

Anonymous Sun Apr 24 17:35:33 2016 No.7605382

>>7597077
Mother used to be a tard wrangler, there was kids that were even worse than this whose parents insisted their child was completely normal and in complete denial.

One went through at least 10 different doctors until they found one that told them their kid isn't severely autistic.They are rich as fuck and have a house big enough that they essentially created a "retard wing" where they kid runs around and does whatever the fuck he wants.

Any poor displays of behavior they said was the result of "things learned from other misbehaving children" so they kept moving their hellspawn to different schools. Could be similar to whats happening here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 17:48:10 2016 No.7605426 >>7603215 Im convinced it was a shitty rental property and he really doesn't live on the premises, its just some EXTREMLY high value/high effort trolling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 17:49:48 2016 No.7605434 >>7602005 IT would make sense, there was a poster on the hackerforums using the same name. (buddy and myself went through a le edgy haxxor phase freshman year of college)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 17:54:29 2016 No.7605453 >>7601938 >for millions of years in christmas people have eaten turkey I don't think that's quite correct.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 17:57:58 2016 No.7605457 >>7598895 IT'S SO WET OH MY GOD HE DIDN'T SAUTE ANYTHING HE DROPPED ON WHOLE BASIL LEAVES ON THE END NO YOU FAT FAGGOT IF YOU SEASON ENOUGH WHEN YOU'RE COOKING YOU DON'T NEED TO SEASON AT THE END

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 18:05:31 2016 No.7605476 >>7602947 >omelette >10min+ video I lost from the start.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 18:09:58 2016 No.7605494 >>7602947 TurboGuard17 hours ago I'd scramble those eggs, if you know what I mean The Emo Named Scarlett! The Emo Named Scarlett!17 hours ago XD

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 18:15:47 2016 No.7605512 >>7605294 what the fuck am I watching?

Anonymous Sun Apr 24 18:39:36 2016 No.7605580

>>7605494
ck uc24 minutes ago
+TurboGuard Haha, yeah, I know what you mean. I'd scramble those eggs too, but only after giving them a fake phone number and last name because I don't double poach an egg with emotional issues if you kno what im sayin, haha.

Which one of you faggots did this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 18:40:46 2016 No.7605586 >>7605580 what the fuck is double poaching an egg?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 18:41:57 2016 No.7605589 >>7605586 Innuendo for fucking someone twice I think.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 18:57:44 2016 No.7605644 >>7603241 Its not even hard to test oil temp. You just take a little bit of the batter and throw it in. Do retards not know this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 19:28:50 2016 No.7605743 >>7602874 >that weird farmer's market comment at 1:50

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 19:33:52 2016 No.7605766 >>7599890 You should watch his gameplay vids, he probably is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 19:41:41 2016 No.7605794 >>7597264 Dude the kids an absolute freakshow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Z4l7ZLyQc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLx_ItMJEA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzfYC9EeXYM

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 20:07:51 2016 No.7605869 I've been wanting to make some videos that do the "lazy man" thing but actually doing them right in a way that does them properly and in less time. Fucking Jack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 20:27:40 2016 No.7605921 >>7602965 don't ruin the illusion by watching her videos without the makeup on.

Anonymous Sun Apr 24 20:32:02 2016 No.7605937

>>7605580
The Emo Named Scarlett!41 minutes ago
+ck uc For your information. I have no emotional problems. Second, make another sex joke about me, and I will block you off this channel. I'm not a whore, not something to be reckoned with like a plaything. I'm a woman. A being of my own flesh. I can do what I wish. If I wish to cook on youtube, I will. Bite your tongue or I'll sew your mouth shut for you. (metaphor for blocking).

Nigga you dun got her riled up!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 20:34:33 2016 No.7605949 >>7596862 did she have someone voice over when she said ""chilies?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 20:37:06 2016 No.7605955 >>7605949 I thought so too, she probably voices over a different one every episode.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 20:37:30 2016 No.7605958 >>7597142 >>Hand mixing ground beef with ring still on This shit god damnit so gross

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 20:37:54 2016 No.7605960 >>7598632 The music and her sweet voice in contrast to the dirty stove and awful cooking makes it so surreal

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 20:40:36 2016 No.7605970 >>7605937 >not something to be reckoned with like a plaything I don't think she knows what that means

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 20:41:38 2016 No.7605972 >>7605970 Good to know I'm not the only one who thought that phrase made no sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 21:00:21 2016 No.7606042 >>7602745 What's with that spoon over the door? Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 21:04:20 2016 No.7606062 File: 951 KB, 720x404, more gravy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it just me or has Jack been making better videos? Not that he's better, he's just gone with stuff he is unable to mess up. The farm guy seems nice.a

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 21:18:57 2016 No.7606105 >>7596854 >the face of a man that wants to die

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 21:23:24 2016 No.7606121 >>7606062 yeah he is getting better and it is getting less fun to watch. :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 21:25:14 2016 No.7606132 all hail the /ck/ing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDK09vlKcnk

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 21:33:30 2016 No.7606156 >>7598895 >i'm just gonna jiggle my pasta around LEWD

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 21:50:08 2016 No.7606195 File: 83 KB, 468x323, 1453082172945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598895 Good lord it's just all water and oil...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 22:35:04 2016 No.7606324 >>7598528 Oh dear god her poor husband

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 22:37:09 2016 No.7606331 >>7602040 that stuff isn't cleaning spray, it's basically WD-40. not sure which would be worse, honestly

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 22:42:18 2016 No.7606357 >>7598632 jesus christ the guy who did the "taste test" just looked so downtrodden. Poor Filipinos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 23:40:04 2016 No.7606591 >>7606121 That lazy mans pasta video came out only a couple weeks ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 00:16:17 2016 No.7606683 >>7596874 >Goof Chef

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 01:05:29 2016 No.7606773 >>7598895 >electric pepper grinder How much of a fat, lazy fuck do you have to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 01:10:30 2016 No.7606789 >>7606773 so i do mine in a mortar and pestle because i'm a poor fag that buys bulk spices...i wish i could have a dum unitasker gadget like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 01:27:20 2016 No.7606831 >>7601938 >cleaning the pot with PERT shampoo i lost it there

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 02:06:19 2016 No.7606906 >>7598895 >rustic

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 03:43:43 2016 No.7607116 File: 929 KB, 264x320, 1380762650623.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7597063 What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 04:05:05 2016 No.7607136 File: 21 KB, 187x190, 1392781958910.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7602755 >High heat For what fucking purpose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 08:46:35 2016 No.7607507 File: 676 KB, 1920x1080, Donte as a food critic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7597063 Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 14:14:54 2016 No.7608392 >>7601945 I feel ya

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 14:33:59 2016 No.7608441 >>7598895 >Audible paid to be sponsored by this guy wew, lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 15:38:23 2016 No.7608644 File: 78 KB, 720x576, 1455857418952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598126

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 15:56:48 2016 No.7608721 >>7597107 >the raw burgers Wait who is filming this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 15:59:24 2016 No.7608735 >>7598937 well shit what do you think sand castles are made of

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 16:20:23 2016 No.7608791 >>7605937 >chan ngo5 hours ago >+The Emo Named Scarlett! holy shit. he hit >the nail on the head. >The Emo Named Scarlett! >The Emo Named Scarlett!5 hours ago >+chan ngo Now you, I will respect. lol I don't understand. Didn't he insult her?

Anonymous Mon Apr 25 16:32:09 2016 No.7608822

>>7608721
i have been a follower of this channel since late 2013. it seems to be his older brother, who uses him as a performance art piece. there are some videos that could have never been made by a boy of his age and mental capacity. the brother is the mastermind behind this channel. you see glimpses of him every so often. reflections, arms, him in a mask at one point. It is all part of his design.

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