Food that feels good in mouth

[Anonymous No.7560693]

I was born with no sense of smell or taste. Recommend me things that feel good to rub your tongue against not your penis

[Anonymous No.7560726]

my penis

[Anonymous No.7560730]

Not my penis

[Anonymous No.7560803]

If that's true OP 7 feel super sorry for you. Eating is only a few steps down from sex when it comes to sensuality.

[Anonymous No.7560804]

>>7560803
>7
I*

fucking mobile

[Anonymous No.7560824]

>>7560693
pudding
jello

[Anonymous No.7560836]

>>7560693
Chad roe

[Anonymous No.7560837]

>>7560693
Tranny penis

[Anonymous No.7560843]

>>7560693
this for real? what kind of food textures are you looking for?

[Anonymous No.7560856]

i'd go for stuff with different textures mixed. for example a sandwich, with the soft bread, the crisp crust, the moist sauce, the crunchy lettuce, the juicy tomatoes, the special texture f meet or cheese. younds like a good idea. can you feel warm/cold? try frozen stuff, ice creams, sundaes, milk shakes. i'm fucking sorry, Op

[Anonymous No.7561613]

My black bulls french toast.

[Anonymous No.7561633]

salt fermented gherkins
when you eat them at the right time they are fizzy and have a nice crunch

[Anonymous No.7561645]

>>7560693

>lacking in 2 human senses

I've always heard that people that lack a sense, usually have another that is more developed. Steotypical example--blind people have very good hearing. So, do you have extraordinary hearing or X-ray eyes?

No sense of taste or smell would suck. People could fuck with your food so bad man.

Anyway, try ice cream.

[Anonymous No.7561646]

>>7560693
>I was born with no sense of smell or taste
You're perfect for /ck/

[Anonymous No.7561652]

Holy shit, if you can't taste or smell there are some incredible things you could eat that would turn others away. Lots of cheeses with amazing texture, century eggs, head cheese, unfermented cacao.

[Anonymous No.7561663]

>>7560843
Any, i cant smell or taste so it comes down to hot or cold, the sound the food makes while I eat it, and just how it feels while i roll my tongue over it.
>>7560856
Its ok anon I honestly didnt know for the longest time because I mistook the pleasure i got from the feel and the sound for taste. Thank you for your suggestion.
>>7561613
>>7561633
Will try

[Anonymous No.7561703]

Feijoa homemade preserve, not sure of the correct word.

Grilled eggplants.

Clementines, grapefruit, pomelo.

Peeled grapes.

Bread + Cheese + Bread in a sandwhich toaster.

Grated beet + a bit cheese + a bit garlic + mayonnaise.


It's difficult put self in your place, but these things are all I could think of. Best of luck.

[Anonymous No.7561713]

>>7561645
not really ive even injured myself so that some of my nerves dont work properly in my upperbody but thats supposed to go away with physical therapy. A running gag in school was to put dirt in my soup or salt in my drinks to prove to someone that I would eat most things without noticing and I just assumed I was stupid until I got fired from a restaurant for not noticing a gas leak which apparently smells?

[Anonymous No.7561802]

>>7561703
Oooh, Grapefruit and Pomelos would be really nice to eat.

I'd also recommend melon.

[Anonymous No.7563018]

How about frozen/ defrosted peas? I love the way they pop when you bite them.

[Anonymous No.7563032]

>>7560693
Ben and Jerry's exists for people like you.

[Anonymous No.7563223]

>>7560693
D-Dick...

[Anonymous No.7563232]

>>7560693
You don't understand. Without the distraction of taste, your mind is free to touch the Zen of pure flavour. You could become the greatest chef ever!

[Anonymous No.7563254]

>>7560693
Make plain gelatinized water interspersed with little lumps of mashed peas and fluffy sweet potato.

[Anonymous No.7563256]

>>7560693
Gummy bears.

[Anonymous No.7563288]

>>7563232
Beethoven was deaf in his later years and he was a great composer, yes. I don't think OP is destined to be a chef though.

[Anonymous No.7563296]

>>7563288
They were making a reference. That's where the picture is from. Now you know. Nice dubs.

[Anonymous No.7563428]

Blessing/Curse. You could eat boring healthy food forever and never get sick of it. If I couldn't taste, my diet would improve.

[Anonymous No.7563493]

You fascinate me, anon. Where can I contact you?

[Anonymous No.7563529]

Do you enjoy chewing flesh, OP?

[Anonymous No.7563533]

>>7563288
Nah you're thinking of Ray Charles

[Anonymous No.7563545]

>>7560693
I've always enjoyed soft jelly things so maybe coconut jelly. They're firmer than regular gelatin so they won't get immediately crushed and dissolved by your saliva. You can just toss the liquid they're in since it's just sugar water I think, but it does feel a little rough going down your throat if you like that. I've always chilled them before eating.

[Anonymous No.7563550]

>>7563545
Do you enjoy french scrambled eggs?

[Anonymous No.7563566]

>>7563550
No because raw eggs gives me diarrhea or just bad farts.

[Anonymous No.7563574]

>>7563566
You need better eggs =\
(Also, they aren't raw by any measure)

[Anonymous No.7563980]

Any reaction to spicy foods?

[Anonymous No.7563991]

I think water chestnuts have the best texture of any food.

[Anonymous No.7564023]

>>7563566
how do you know the farts are bad?

[Anonymous No.7564236]

>>7564023
You do know farts make sound and not just smell, right?

[Anonymous No.7564256]

>>7560693
In the interests of preserving quality across the boards please refrain from posting animu outside of /a/.
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.7564504]

>>7564256
His post is related to food though, I don't see the problem with using animu just as a place-holder pic.

[Anonymous No.7564523]

Chinese food puts a lot of focus on texture. Maybe there's something in there for you.

[Anonymous No.7564882]

>>7560693
Rice and lentils or red beans, possibly with sausage or ground beef.

[Anonymous No.7564888]

>>7564504
is it against the rules?
posting anime outside of /a/ I mean.

[Anonymous No.7564899]

>>7564888
No. There's anime in every banner and ad. A lot of the boards were made for /a/ posters who wanted to talk about other things in the 4chan platform. 4chan is anime. Anime is life.

[Anonymous No.7566622]

>>7564256
It's okay, she's Russian.

[Anonymous No.7566626]

>>7560693
Natalia Poklonskaya

[Anonymous No.7566645]

>>7561713
you work in a restaurant ???? I hope not as cook...

[Anonymous No.7566662]

>>7560693
So when you eat chillis and stuff do you still get a burning sensation?

[Anonymous No.7566963]

>>7560693
I reccomend going to a sushi bar and getting flying fish roe. Its basically tiny fish eggs. Theres barely any taste so youre not missing much.

Have you ever popped bubble wrap? Its like that for your mouth.

[Anonymous No.7566968]

>>7560693
>no sense of smell or taste
Buy a san pedro cactus from ebay and do mescaline.
If you have no sense of taste or smell, you wont be able to experience the ptsd people get from the absolutely vile taste of the cactus.

[Anonymous No.7568201]

I'd eat so much better if healthy eating wasn't such chore and I wasn't drawn to the taste of shitty things. Are you in decent shape? I doubt you're fat