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/ck/ humour thread Manuel de santis !9WlJQ8QY3. Thu Apr 7 21:08:26 2016 No.7549782 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:11:14 2016 No.7549790 you start

>>	Manuel de santis !9WlJQ8QY3. Thu Apr 7 21:13:49 2016 No.7549803 File: 1.57 MB, 1920x1080, What kind.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7549790 any minute now

>>	Manuel de santis !9WlJQ8QY3. Thu Apr 7 21:17:30 2016 No.7549818 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, jack discovers non neutonian fluid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:19:13 2016 No.7549826 >>7549782 this looks strangely familiar do you know the artist ?

>>	Manuel de santis !9WlJQ8QY3. Thu Apr 7 21:20:01 2016 No.7549830 >>7549826 yeah she made it for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:45:06 2016 No.7549920 File: 1.97 MB, 362x369, 1441754582036.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:46:47 2016 No.7549927 File: 1.78 MB, 3984x2988, 20151228_205028_001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:47:51 2016 No.7549929 File: 22 KB, 316x563, 1434590700276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Manuel de santis !9WlJQ8QY3. Thu Apr 7 21:48:18 2016 No.7549931 >>7549927 loss?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:49:00 2016 No.7549935 File: 59 KB, 800x798, 1459116209933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:50:25 2016 No.7549938 >>7549927 you spiked that "cheese" with semen, right? i have been there lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:50:32 2016 No.7549939 File: 81 KB, 639x960, 1433849051106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:51:47 2016 No.7549941 File: 1.77 MB, 398x329, 1441064339156.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:53:18 2016 No.7549943 File: 3.29 MB, 512x384, 1428012258651.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:54:22 2016 No.7549946 File: 24 KB, 500x323, 1431379127635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 21:55:25 2016 No.7549954 File: 159 KB, 612x816, 1432364652298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:19:57 2016 No.7550016 File: 631 KB, 720x404, tacosports.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7549803 Even his son knows better

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:32:24 2016 No.7550052 >>7549931 We're on /ck/ bro, we can't let loss follow us forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:42:03 2016 No.7550072 File: 153 KB, 1550x1150, 1365866370230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:47:53 2016 No.7550086 >>7549941 the original gif was hilarious. this is racist and dumb and not funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:47:57 2016 No.7550087 File: 1.16 MB, 2448x3264, 1449184902960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:49:32 2016 No.7550089 >>7550072 Fuck these cookies and the stupid cunts who buy them

>>	Manuel de santis !9WlJQ8QY3. Thu Apr 7 22:49:46 2016 No.7550090 File: 11 KB, 209x278, BUILD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7550086 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:52:41 2016 No.7550094 >>7550086 Sorry. I'll delete it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:52:42 2016 No.7550095 >>7550072 i dun git it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:57:36 2016 No.7550110 File: 92 KB, 492x661, 1382033556513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7550086 Racism IS funny Bernie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 22:57:56 2016 No.7550111 >>7550086 >racism can't be funny That being said, the original girl's face was funnier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:04:44 2016 No.7550126 >>7550090 noyou.gif >>7550110 yes, when it's funny. this is shit >>7550111 youdensemotherfucker.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:08:09 2016 No.7550138 >>7550126 bonjour reddit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:12:31 2016 No.7550147 >>7550086 1.Get anything 2.Add racism 3.It's 200% funnier 4. Fuck off, nignog

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:15:23 2016 No.7550160 >>7550147 Not really, kind of like "ur mum" and fart jokes. Can be funny, but that wasn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:17:48 2016 No.7550167 File: 2.82 MB, 640x480, 1452047659363.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:21:09 2016 No.7550174 >>7550016 what went wrong here? Why was it so juicy? I get this issue when making omelet with sauteed vegetables.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:31:13 2016 No.7550203 >>7549803 >>7550016 Did you know he's beaten his son up and seems kind of proud of it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:31:55 2016 No.7550209 File: 88 KB, 383x500, 1434856375914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:33:17 2016 No.7550217 File: 40 KB, 522x705, FB_IMG_1437869128709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Am I right ladies? We sure do love our wine. And shopping

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:34:21 2016 No.7550226 File: 30 KB, 546x460, 1435773501108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:35:30 2016 No.7550231 File: 269 KB, 459x498, 1430969277114.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:37:18 2016 No.7550237 >>7550174 >with sauteed vegetables. Too much moisture in the veggies cooks out when they're heated but didn't boil away. His is fucked because he can't cook and us lucky he hasn't killed himself yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:37:37 2016 No.7550240 File: 34 KB, 347x400, 1450380329392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:38:52 2016 No.7550243 File: 9 KB, 300x225, worthless.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7550217 tfw no wino gf

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:40:01 2016 No.7550250 >>7550226 would be funnier if it was 'individually rapped' and maybe 'net weight 40 oz'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:40:37 2016 No.7550253 >>7550243 You don't actually want one

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:41:10 2016 No.7550257 >>7550217 Fucking hell. That shape of glass is for red wines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:42:39 2016 No.7550264 >>7549818 What the fuck is he attempting to do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:43:00 2016 No.7550268 >>7550253 'wrong'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:44:03 2016 No.7550272 File: 55 KB, 425x757, 1456145fdgf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:44:04 2016 No.7550274 >>7550253 you want one for the first 3 months or so while they're still young enough to not be fat. >because the anal that's...that's about it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:45:04 2016 No.7550278 >>7550268 Winos get wasted because they're depressed. When they get drunk they let out all of their emotions that ends up being mostly anger and then crying at the end. You do not want a wino girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:45:09 2016 No.7550281 >>7550253 I've had one. It was OK but I'm also an alcoholic and us both being constantly drunk wasn't good. She was also a bartender, mostly unsupervised. That led to us getting hammered every night for free.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:45:30 2016 No.7550284 File: 681 KB, 2736x3648, 1361838076315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one's for the anti-racism fags who got butthurt by my other post >>7549941

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:46:33 2016 No.7550287 File: 95 KB, 691x1136, 11-6-2015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the original wa la

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:46:33 2016 No.7550288 File: 41 KB, 800x479, 1366586768529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:50:44 2016 No.7550308 File: 2.19 MB, 1675x727, BLACKED.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:51:10 2016 No.7550311 File: 209 KB, 900x582, 1383720094926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:51:45 2016 No.7550312 >>7550278 absolutely wrong most are on the fun side of troubled

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:51:51 2016 No.7550314 File: 3.21 MB, 2546x1424, Screen-Shot-2012-12-21-at-16.33.38.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7550167 Why tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:52:12 2016 No.7550317 File: 107 KB, 585x530, 01a5c472f09ff0c1349408a032ccfb5bd1086e8f521282211fb38813c5af2140_1-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7550287 Bekfast

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:52:56 2016 No.7550324 >>7550311 Who thought this was a great comic idea?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:55:18 2016 No.7550340 >>7550324 A lot of people. Just because you don't like it it's no good? Get over yourself bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:55:32 2016 No.7550341 File: 1.10 MB, 462x270, cooking with cp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pt1

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:55:34 2016 No.7550342 >>7550300 What a little shit >birthday coming up next week >not even on facebook so nobody will even remember

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:56:33 2016 No.7550349 File: 563 KB, 1055x2116, cerebral palsy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7550341 pt2

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:58:11 2016 No.7550355 File: 298 KB, 1280x960, 1443448832393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 23:59:12 2016 No.7550362 >>7550072 They look good, what are they called

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:00:22 2016 No.7550369 >>7550341 >cooking with cp I didn't realize you meant cerebral palsy until the very end of that clip......

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:02:02 2016 No.7550373 >>7550257 You've lost the plot kid. - G. Ramsey

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:02:45 2016 No.7550374 >>7550312 Just be careful not to get her pregnant. You don't want to be stuck with her. Alcohol wreaks greater havoc with a woman's appearance than with a man's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:03:53 2016 No.7550382 >>7550341 >i just did my nails

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:06:51 2016 No.7550394 >>7550086 >das raycist and dum

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:08:28 2016 No.7550402 >>7550147 >1.Get anything >2.Add racism >3.It's 200% funnier If you're 12, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 00:42:00 2016 No.7550491 File: 2.74 MB, 640x360, salmonella-seduction.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7550341 Still better than Ja/ck/.

>>	Anonym⌀us Fri Apr 8 00:58:47 2016 No.7550539 >>7549826 it's called Curvy, it's by Sylvan Migdal (although apparently on the pages for that comic they go by a different name) it's fun, but some of Migdal's other comics are better IMHO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:37:23 2016 No.7550665 >>7550086 That literally can't be racist. You see, racism describes structures of power, and Asians are the most privileged group. Did you know that whites only make 80 cents for every dollar an Asian makes for the exact same work!?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:52:00 2016 No.7550713 >>7550341 i wonder what fucking her is like

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:54:01 2016 No.7550719 >>7550341 Great. First Deaf girls, now I have a thing for Cerbral palsy qts

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 01:55:20 2016 No.7550723 >>7550719 Aren't you forgetting about autistic peanut butter smeared girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:11:51 2016 No.7550875 File: 263 KB, 1080x880, 1443948176748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7550491 JUICY

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:13:44 2016 No.7550876 >>7550402 >if you have a sense of humor you're immature

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:29:15 2016 No.7550900 >>7549946 kek, what a shirt

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 03:41:44 2016 No.7550912 >>7550340 fuck u

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:35:38 2016 No.7550979 File: 74 KB, 590x390, fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:39:28 2016 No.7550987 >>7549803 I feel like Jack is cheating in humor threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:42:05 2016 No.7550991 File: 194 KB, 469x635, 1452636549065.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 04:43:55 2016 No.7550995 File: 85 KB, 500x667, 1451453082327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:06:35 2016 No.7551289 >>7549943 lost

>>	Borneo Fri Apr 8 08:13:50 2016 No.7551297 File: 718 KB, 800x2423, is this cooking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7549782 reminded me of this

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:27:51 2016 No.7551316 >>7550723 Fuck I forgot about her

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:35:27 2016 No.7551324 File: 108 KB, 552x727, 1439765119861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] no one remembers this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:44:41 2016 No.7551332 >>7551324 Wasn't that bbq kings wife or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:04:03 2016 No.7551364 >>7551332 I think so. he had a few pictures bragging about eating a fine meal with flies all over the place and his fat wife chomping on a burger

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:17:18 2016 No.7551387 >>7551364 He was a treasure. My favorite thread is still the guy butchering road kill in his bath tub

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:01:55 2016 No.7551457 >>7550086 Agreed. The original was funnier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:05:24 2016 No.7551463 >>7550723 who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:11:16 2016 No.7551471 >>7550264 Batter some chicken, but he used way too much corn starch in the batter and doesn't seem to understand what the problem is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:37:54 2016 No.7551506 >>7550355 >me when I go out in public

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 10:45:09 2016 No.7551514 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzjggcb3q6E

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:25:02 2016 No.7551551 >>7549920 How much gum is in that stuff?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:29:04 2016 No.7551554 >>7550072 It's visually appealing because it's colorful like fruit. Why don't people eat fruit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:33:05 2016 No.7551559 >>7550274 But you can anal random twinks with much less effort and they usually take the initiative to keep things clean. Why bother with a cis woman if not for her vagina?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:40:03 2016 No.7551573 >>7550272 My dad's second ex-wife's son would order a Mexican pizza from Taco Bell without sauce and toppings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 11:44:13 2016 No.7551582 >>7550288 >starving, just not for energy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:06:35 2016 No.7551638 >>7550250 I chuckled

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:40:51 2016 No.7551703 >>7550713 Probably awkward at first but then she starts trying to hug you and kiss you but can't quite get a grip on you until you hold her hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:52:48 2016 No.7551728 >>7551554 >Why don't people eat fruit? ´murrica, please!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 12:55:53 2016 No.7551735 >>7551554 i try to eat more but the shit spoils so fast. if i get more than 2 varieties of fruit when i go shopping one of them is surely going to spoil before i eat the shit. not that into sweets anyways. ill stick to eating veggies and meat

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:00:03 2016 No.7551745

>>7551554
Convenience, probably. Those cookies have a shelf life of literal months and always taste exactly the same. Many fruits last about a week and some can be difficult or impossible to check for quality before actually eating them.

That said fruit tastes infinitely better than those awful cookies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:21:54 2016 No.7551799 >>7549826 It's an abysmally unfappable porn comic. I seriously tried to masturbate to it, just couldn't stay hard to the shitty art.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:23:05 2016 No.7551802 File: 1.68 MB, 4098x3456, COOCH VEGETABLES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:25:13 2016 No.7551806 >>7551471 You're only supposed to use a touch, not replace flour for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:37:20 2016 No.7551833 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, BeanSaladNSFW.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7549803 A little jack a day keeps the doctor away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:37:56 2016 No.7551836 File: 613 KB, 200x133, Maximum Over-Rustle.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7551833

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:38:21 2016 No.7551838 File: 45 KB, 400x460, BvXB8-yIcAE9xqY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7549782 Anyone has the dessert casserole link made by american fatties?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:39:10 2016 No.7551841 >>7551833 What's the problem with this exactly? t. Wisconsin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:40:17 2016 No.7551843 File: 135 KB, 407x750, sage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7549818 Sweet baby lord!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:46:58 2016 No.7551864 >>7551802 This cap is atrocious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:52:52 2016 No.7551875 File: 5 KB, 125x104, jackcollage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:56:48 2016 No.7551884 >>7550253 they are alright. lots of fights but sloppy angry drunk makeup sex is pretty good. she probably has drunk slut friends too so possible threesomes and after you breakup you can just start smashing her friends

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 13:57:48 2016 No.7551886 >>7550167 they need to give Hosiea thai kickuuuuh for that shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:02:52 2016 No.7551897 >>7550355 this shit is art. i could frame it and hang it in a gallery and someone would buy it for sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:06:16 2016 No.7551903 File: 95 KB, 960x794, 1429899190979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7551875 nice thumbnail, you dip

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:17:07 2016 No.7551929 >>7551506 Like :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:23:58 2016 No.7551946 >>7551802 What a shit thread. What a shit screencap. /ck/ is truly the dumbest board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:25:45 2016 No.7551948 File: 29 KB, 337x303, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:27:40 2016 No.7551954 >>7551802 middleschool?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:34:14 2016 No.7551972 >>7551802 I was in that thread. Shit's fucked up though. Anyone know biochemistry and if this works?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:34:33 2016 No.7551975 File: 51 KB, 400x600, bakecookiessolar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Contributing.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:35:23 2016 No.7551978

>>7550719
Never, EVER date a Deaf person. Ever. Fuck'em and drop'em, but make sure they don't know where you live because they tend to be fucking clingy.
The sex is amazing, mostly because there's some intuition Deaf people have through a lifetime of observation that straight people don't, but they tend to be fucking nutjobs.
Source: I was an interpreter for the deaf until I developed Parkinson's and have fucked more than my share of deaf QTp2Ts and tried dating a couple and it's just a disaster.
Every other hearing person I know who's dated Deaf, either bitches or dudes, has had similar experiences.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:35:37 2016 No.7551980 File: 173 KB, 453x604, 1442522983545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7550284 Racism is hilarious when it's clever, or at least not obviously trying way too hard. Both of your pictures are 9gag tier garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:38:54 2016 No.7551986 File: 147 KB, 722x417, Man bites stabs another over stirring of chili.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7551946 thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:46:26 2016 No.7552013 >>7551864 >>7551946 >>7551954 >farm to table in a clamshell worth it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:50:14 2016 No.7552020 >>7551980 I wouldn't say hilarious, maybe amusing but you're not wrong about the rest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:54:06 2016 No.7552030 >>7550087 One time, I drew Ebola-chan holding a burger for the 5guys board thing. It was gone the next day :(

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:55:43 2016 No.7552036

>>7550284
>>7551980
This.

what you have failed to understand is that your posts were unfunny because they were racist, not that racism can't be funny. Racism can be extremely funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95B30ojbTLw

your posts are the product of a weak and unhappy mind

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:56:28 2016 No.7552038 >>7552030 You need to rethink your life. It's never too late to change the path you are walking. Please, be smart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 14:58:42 2016 No.7552043 File: 414 KB, 1804x1348, 1434789041577.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7552036 Rickles is cheating

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:00:40 2016 No.7552047 File: 73 KB, 550x317, 1376451519303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this humour thread is garbage, bottom tier. final attempt to inject some value. somebody else post the rest

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:02:51 2016 No.7552051 File: 233 KB, 666x1101, 1451599948404.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7552047 garbage, but at least you're trying

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:03:37 2016 No.7552053 File: 370 KB, 447x633, PN6vsGQ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:05:14 2016 No.7552060 >>7552051 doritos in dip is pretty good though

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:14:29 2016 No.7552082 File: 80 KB, 1078x1069, Screenshot_2016-04-08-14-42-55_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:26:42 2016 No.7552099 >>7551864 What exactly is wrong with it? Looks good to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:31:48 2016 No.7552110 File: 47 KB, 1384x255, 1453824984345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7552060 fine dining at your house I see

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:36:09 2016 No.7552118 >>7552060 >doritos in dip is pretty good though >lightly microwaved no bean chili and cream cheese

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:40:28 2016 No.7552129
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>>7552036
I'm guy guy that posted those images, as well as most of the other images in this thread, and what you have failed to realize is that I know the images are unfunny shit and I am posting them in order to generate responses such as yours for my own amusement. It's called shitposting. I do it in every thread on /ck/. I'd like to think that I've played a large role in turning this board to shit over the past several years. Maybe I did, maybe not. Either way you can expect much more shitposting from yours truly. Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:47:07 2016 No.7552143 File: 23 KB, 857x115, jack btfo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7552129 ayo m8 is this pasta?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:47:09 2016 No.7552144 >>7552110 >>7552118 i didn't say the dip would be shit. just that substituting doritos for tortilla chips is pretty tasty. couple beers some good salsa and doritos is god tier

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:47:31 2016 No.7552145 >>7552129 >lolitrollyou.jpg Ok, kiddo >sage in all fields >>7552051 >>7552051 /ck/ newfag is in the top three of all time OC from this board, newfag The Joey videos and and Ramsay its raw are the other two

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:53:22 2016 No.7552157
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>>7552145
>/ck/ newfag is in the top three of all time OC from this board, newfag
>The Joey videos and and Ramsay its raw are the other two

Are you having a stroke? these sentences do not make sense

>>	Anonym⌀us Fri Apr 8 16:36:39 2016 No.7552249 >>7551554 personally I don't like the taste or texture of any fruit I've ever tried to eat how is juice always better?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:40:34 2016 No.7552255 >>7551735 Wash your fruit with a mixture of white vinegar and water, 50/50. Adds a week to the shelf life easily.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:55:54 2016 No.7552284 File: 77 KB, 666x800, 1451945702461.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7550491 >When he sticks the fork in and red juices come running out

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:10:49 2016 No.7552306 >>7550355 Is this the jurassic park guy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 17:53:12 2016 No.7552415 >>7551972 Only if you have a yeast infection.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:15:13 2016 No.7552466 >>7551975 I need to try this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:18:55 2016 No.7552475 File: 1.84 MB, 200x146, image.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 18:39:49 2016 No.7552518 >>7551975 I've heard of people putting a brisket wrapped in foil on the dashboard of a car all day, windows up, direct sunlight. Seasonings and liquid smoke. Anybody here ever done that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:17:42 2016 No.7552605 >>7552518 Brisket sounds more doable than cookies, actually. Cookies need 350 or so to brown. Slow-roasting meat can be done at 180 or so. Talking fahrenheit here, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:25:40 2016 No.7552614 >>7552475 More like this please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:26:04 2016 No.7552616 File: 95 KB, 698x527, dignity.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7549927 its dignity, Luann!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:35:49 2016 No.7552635 >>7550491 my commentary to this webm pretty much matches this vine... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXxBhOc7jEA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:41:51 2016 No.7552648 >>7550167 DOKURO MARK

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:44:40 2016 No.7552656 >>7549943 >that gentle prod Goddamnit, caught me off guard.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:03:45 2016 No.7552702

>>7551972
Yes, it would work. A vagina is usually full of lactobacillus.

>>7552415
No. Vaginas are always full of acid producing bacteria to make them inhospitable to harmful stuff. It's why your boy juice smells like bleach. It must be alkaline to neutralize the vaginal acid so sperm can survive in there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:04:24 2016 No.7552704 >>7550295 100% cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:12:17 2016 No.7552723 >>7549818 No fucking way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:12:38 2016 No.7552724 >>7550287 I can tell that chicken is dry

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:20:01 2016 No.7552735 >>7551332 as much shit talking as i did to william gaybert aka BAR B Q KING, i wish he was still here.

Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:20:33 2016 No.7552737

>>7551978
haha I was fucking a deaf girl for a while and it was hilarious because she didn't know how loud she was when we were fucking and would just make these animalistic hooting noises. One night her housemate busted in the door because she thought we were fighting.
shit was jokes lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:23:44 2016 No.7552747 >>7550167 It would have been fine if they had used water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:32:48 2016 No.7552767 >>7552466 don't think it would get hot enough to cook them properly

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:24:11 2016 No.7552880 >>7551948 GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:24:47 2016 No.7552881 >>7552844 ...is that what I think it is

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:28:59 2016 No.7552887 File: 116 KB, 620x792, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:41:04 2016 No.7552914 >>7552844 Who shopped a vag onto that beef?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:48:42 2016 No.7552931 >>7550991 haha MUH MALE BRAIN. get rekt autists

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 21:59:54 2016 No.7552953 File: 2.97 MB, 200x134, image.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 22:01:25 2016 No.7552958 File: 2.87 MB, 200x134, image.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 22:11:40 2016 No.7552979 does anyone have the one about anon's first foray into fondant and it gets stuck to his cat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 22:39:07 2016 No.7553030 File: 139 KB, 1414x794, jack-films-a-sex-tape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 00:32:53 2016 No.7553361 >>7550723 Ariba ariba

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 01:01:50 2016 No.7553437 >>7552844 Virgin meat

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 04:44:06 2016 No.7553794 >>7552616 This post deserves appreciation. Well done, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 07:07:23 2016 No.7554004 >>7553794

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 07:28:28 2016 No.7554028 >>7550167 >Dangerous

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 07:42:33 2016 No.7554040 >>7551972 fuck man only if her cooch has chemical properties similar to salt or vinegar. Which i dont believe you should if you are clean and healthy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 07:46:35 2016 No.7554046 >>7551978 >until I developed Parkinson's so you just sign gibberish now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 07:51:05 2016 No.7554051 >>7550272 the absolute madman

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 07:51:40 2016 No.7554052 >>7554040 A healthy vagina is full of lactobacillus. Keeps harmful stuff out and it's why semen needs to be alkaline.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 08:03:11 2016 No.7554065 >>7554052 What if she has a urinary or a yeast infection?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 09:05:58 2016 No.7554158 >>7552099 Replies too small, image too large.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 09:32:58 2016 No.7554216 >>7551948 >>7552880 yo, i'm gonna fucking leave /ck/ if people don't quit it with the loss here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 09:51:09 2016 No.7554247 >>7550300 this hit too hard, man i need to do more with life

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 10:37:53 2016 No.7554306 >>7551978 Used to know two deaf dudes and a deaf chic in Texas. Can confirm, they were that special kind of asshole you'd want nothing more than to see their shit kicked in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 10:52:43 2016 No.7554329 >>7552129 >I was only pretending to be retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 11:00:53 2016 No.7554337 >>7551802 this was such a forced cap. pretty sure it was one guy spamming all those reactions it wasn't that big of a deal people say more fucked up shit all the time forced memes get out reeeee

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 11:17:11 2016 No.7554353 >>7554046 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 11:17:14 2016 No.7554355 >>7551948 for fucks sake

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 11:23:30 2016 No.7554362 >>7554337 >one guy spamming. Probably the same guy who made the cap

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 11:25:35 2016 No.7554365 >>7554216 One of my friends is spam texting loss now that it's made its way to Facebook. I never found that shit funny. It's just annoying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 16:17:29 2016 No.7555046 >>7550086 oy vey

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 16:28:57 2016 No.7555068 >>7554337 I agree. It wasn't even the first time somebody has made that joke here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 16:53:43 2016 No.7555108 >>7550287 Wa La is pretty much the only /ck/ meme that is consistently funny. Maybe a Irish Stew Guy imitator if it is done well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 16:58:31 2016 No.7555116 >>7550402 le upboat

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 17:02:41 2016 No.7555125 >>7551514 lame, fuck off

Anonymous Sat Apr 9 17:05:42 2016 No.7555137

>>7554337

I was the farm to clamshell poster. that thread had like 130 posts and close to 100 uniques by the time it died. Pretty sure the janitards put it on autosage.

It was legit, the joke was good and the board stepped in to enjoy the moment. I agree that cap sucks but I'm not complaining because I'm famous, bitches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 17:08:36 2016 No.7555144 >>7550288 The table I ate lunch at yesterday was smaller than that pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 17:09:11 2016 No.7555145 >>7552036 that's what you call funny? what a pile of shit into the trash you go

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 17:12:08 2016 No.7555149 >>7552110 finally something kekworthy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 17:22:05 2016 No.7555178 >>7552702 > It's why your boy juice smells like bleach Is this true? When we were young teenagers we used to call a certain alley that an old woman would obsessively clean with bleach 'jizz way'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 20:27:31 2016 No.7555595 >>7554337 OK make sure to add a signature to your posts so everyone knows how funny you are and that you were in a bad screen cap

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 22:26:52 2016 No.7555862 >>7550203 To be fair he seems proud of his "cooking" too so is it really that surprising?

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