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>go to Trader Joe's
>talking on headphones, security guard gestures to me
>i take them off and walk up to him and go 'hm'?
>"are you a boy or a girl?"
>u-uh t-that's a c-complicated q-question....
>"well whatever the answer is you're doing a good job, you're very attractive, keep it up"
>pats me on the back
>mfw
Why is Trader Joe's the best place to shop for food, /ck/?

>> No.7549498
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7549498

>>7549492
>>"are you a boy or a girl?"

>> No.7549505

I like this cute anime girl face. Saved

>> No.7549508

What was his grandson's name?

>> No.7549561

>>7549492
tumblr is that way OP
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>> No.7549578

>>7549492
I don't like the weird cult vibe going on in there.

>> No.7549584

>>7549492
This never happened.

No way a security guard would do this, that's some kind of harassment someone gets sued over.

>> No.7549589

>>7549584
it happened literally today

he kinda dodged me afterwards

i wish i recorded it so i could brag even harder

>> No.7549659

>>7549492

>inb4 404
janitors are extremely twitchy these days, and angry about themselves, so I'm sorry to say you and your thread is destined for banhammer.

I'm glad you're attractive, tho. i like TJs for some things, you can save a ton, but it's wallet rape if you stray outside the bread, eggs, milk, and booze

>> No.7549666

>>7549492
post pics of yourself and prove it

>> No.7549685
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7549685

>>7549666
i'm actually ugly and maybe the guy felt like making me feel better but sure

>> No.7549699

>>7549685

You look like a common nerd to me OP

But then, in the nicest way possible, white traps are best traps.

>> No.7549704

>>7549685
I think the guard wanted your boy penis/girl penis/girl vagina/boy vagina

>> No.7549705

>>7549699
that must be so, bc i've only fucked white traps :^)

>> No.7549715

>>7549705

That's degenerate Anon.
Hit me up if you're ever in Scotland :3

>> No.7549727
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7549727

>go to Trader Joe's
>talking on headphones, security guard gestures to me
>i take them off and walk up to him and go 'hm'?
>"BACK THAT ASS UP SUGAR YOUS FINE AS HELL".
>Instantly starts blowing me.
>Employees stop what they're doing, form a line.
>Elvis rises from the grave and gives me a thumbs up.
>Personally performs at the store.
>Local trillionaire gives me a billion dollars and makes me his sole heir.
>The president flies his plane directly into the store and names me King of the Free World.
>Jesus Christ shows up and gives me a high-five.
>Trader Joe names me owner of all stores.
>The security guard's radioactive tooth cap gives me superpowers.
>Also immortality.
>Aliens land and ayy lmao me King of Cosmos.
>OP declares himself a massive faggot and commits suicide on a broadcast played on all channels around the world simultaneously.
>Christopher "Mootles" Pool knights me "The Little Girl".
>mfw.
Why is Trader Joe's the best place to shop for food, /ck/?

>> No.7549738

>Security guard in a Trader Joe's

stopped reading right there

>> No.7549742

>>7549738
>stopped reading right there

stopped reading right there

>> No.7549743

>>7549727
>tfw my gf said something similar to me
i-i'm being mocked from all quarters ;_;

>> No.7550204

The only time I've seen security guards at grocery stores was in Paris. No one is going to bomb fucking monoprix.

>> No.7550218

>>7550204
Forgot to ask why they check bags on entry but not exit. What's the point?

>> No.7550233

>>7549685
So what are you OP, a boy or a girl? Either way you aren't unattractive, I just can't really tell.

>> No.7550246

>>7549492
Because the security guards are sleazebags, apparently.

>> No.7550256

>>7550233

And why id it complicated, either you have a dick or you can make babby in your belly or you're a defective, no shame in any of those options but it's not complicated

>> No.7550261

>>7549685

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe3oJnFtA_k

Please get a mousepad. If that desk is veneer on particleboard, it will look really ugly eventually.

>> No.7550263

>>7550256
Exactly. Were you born with a dick or a roastie?

>> No.7550303

>>7550256
>>7550263
He probably has a dick. Women these days get outraged when a stranger is that fresh.

>> No.7550310

>talking on headphones

Stopped not being confused there.

>> No.7550368

>>7549492
>boy or girl
>complex question
Fucking tumblr milenials I swear to god

>> No.7550376

>>7549685
Fucking tumblr

>> No.7550384

>>7549685
After seeing your face, I am 100% convinced you made up the story where someone else considered you attractive.

>> No.7550403

>>7549492
It's not a complicated question you degenerate.