Wifey Material

[Anita Burnett No.7528532]

Martha Steward edition.

[Greg Finley No.7528535]

>>7528532
*Stewart

Does this chicken look pink or is it just me?

[Kelsey Blankenship No.7528537]

>>7528535
>omlette

[Jewell Zuniga No.7528538]

>>7528537

[Nadine Reyes No.7528542]

>>7528538

[Lori Holt No.7528545]

>>7528535
>prep
Don't see the problem.

[Matthew Bartlett No.7528552]

>>7528545
>using a whole chicken for chicken soup

[Henrietta Molina No.7528556]

>>7528552
Ok..these are all shops. Those are fuckibg goldfish

[Josefina Gibbs No.7528562]

>>7528556
>shops
I'm sorry that you can't accept reality anon.

[Sherman Thornton No.7528570]

>>7528532
Is that a bloody mary poured into a peeled and hollowed out cucumber? Cuz that just gave me an idea for my next gin and tonic.

[Leon Mclaughlin No.7528571]

>>7528552
Why not? Slow cook the chicken, pull it out and remove the bones and skin when it's done, shred the meat and throw it back in. I've done this with pork a million times when I make stew.

[Rosie Sampson No.7528572]

[Lonnie Ferrell No.7528575]

>>7528570
Whatever it is, it actually looks pretty tasty.

[Jacob Frank No.7528578]

>>7528572
What's with their fixation with ketchup.

[Elisabeth Chambers No.7528585]

>>7528532
Funny OP, I was just thinking about how the recipes in Martha Stewart Living are photographed so beautifully, but when you really look at the combinations of ingredients it's just a wealthier take on wifey material shit.

Pic related is a perfect example. The cover shot is a "pizza" built on nan bread topped with some tortured baby spinach. The associated text calls it "Guilt-free pizza". Only if you have no shame whatsoever.

[Laverne Spence No.7528599]

>>7528585
Oh, and the white shit on that "pizza" isn't cheese - it's yogurt! I'd almost rather eat two boiled eggs, blue box mac & cheese and a side of canned corn.

[Benny Wright No.7528606]

>>7528599
Jesus that's horrendous. Just goes to show how much presentation matters.

Also who else pities children of women who can't cook?

[Ana Burns No.7528635]

>>7528532
Instagram doesn't have as much good content as twitter.

[Andre Hines No.7528642]

>>7528578
Probably because it's red and made with tomato.

[Dianne Daniels No.7528667]

>>7528606
My guess is the children of women who subscribe to MSLiving live off prepared food bought from semi-upscale grocery stores. You know the stuff. Rotisserie chicken, some kind of roasted vegetable melange and maybe something exotic, like an Indian curry bean soup. The closest thing these women do to cooking is arranging salads or crudites on a plate. I have seen this in real life, having lived for a year right by the NY-CT border. Those rich kids are not to be pitied. Their worlds will open up after they do a semester in Europe.

Pic related is another from the current issue: zucchini tacos with black beans, sour cream and goat cheese. Makes a pretty picture, but not something I'd want to actually eat.

[Nicolas Bright No.7528678]

>>7528667
Who comes up with those recipes. The texture of those tacos must be horrendous.

[Dan Lee No.7528696]

>>7528678
I don't know who comes up with that shit, but half of the recipes are undercooked vegetables glued together with cheese, sour cream or yogurt. The other one miss really obvious opportunities to be better tasting in favor of looking good on the plate. Take pic related for example: White beans, tomatoes and pasta is a classic Italian combination when made as a ragu with fresh sage. But cherry tomatoes and parsley make for a prettier picture, so that's the recipe you get.

I happen to know one of the food stylists working for Living, and these pics are a testament to their artistry. Because they sure as fuck aren't good recipes, but they look fucking great.

[Jenna Cherry No.7528700]

I'm done.

[William Arias No.7528708]

>>7528578
Ketchup makes everything taste like ketchup and therefore not as terrible as it would taste otherwise.

[Bernice Wolf No.7528712]

>>7528700
I'd eat that without the ketchup

[Mario Rose No.7528713]

why

[Isaac Stark No.7528717]

>>7528713
>black
There's why

[Laura Mejia No.7528718]

Why do these people love throwaway carboard/styrofoam plates so much?

[Bruce Savage No.7528728]

>>7528718
Do you really have to ask? People who put so little effort into cooking sure as fuck don't want to wash dishes after eating.

[Mandy Hammond No.7528735]

>>7528535
It's raw, silly.

[Kristina Durham No.7528737]

>>7528535
She literally says in the post it ain't been cooked.

[Clara Navarro No.7528744]

>tfw you'll never be someone's wifey
why live, /ck/?

[Gregory Villarreal No.7528750]

>>7528713
and they make fun of how bland white people's food is.

[Sherry Spencer No.7528751]

>>7528552
>broiling with steam

[Abigail Finley No.7528770]

>>7528744
i'll be ur wifey anon :3

[Tricia Jensen No.7528775]

>>7528744
>>7528770
>lesbians

[Wayne Massey No.7528780]

>>7528775
Actually I'm a hairy dude.

[Jose Lyons No.7528795]

I can't tell if some of these are serious or sarcasm.

[Janis Spence No.7528809]

>>7528795
to be fair its got points for photo styling

[Phyllis Hickman No.7528824]

>>7528750
"Shugga, we don't need non of dem crème brûlées and all den complicated resahpees. Alls we needs is sum fried colla greens and dem fried catfish. You need some soul food wif some real soul it."

[Isabel Murphy No.7528916]

....I would hope by bf would slap the shit out of me if I served him anything like this.....and what's with the plastic cutlery and plates. How the fuck are you going to be a good wife if you can't figure out how to wash a fuckin dish.

[Lenora Shepard No.7528929]

>>7528916
you tell 'em Isabel.

[Andrea Francis No.7528934]

>>7528572
that actually looks really good hot dogs without the ketchup, or maybe its breakfast sausage? either way its cooked very well and the only tradgedy here is this woman is wasting her passible cooking skills on basic eater trash fare.

[Kimberly Hernandez No.7528943]

>>7528916
so this is the life you want huh?
can't say I blame you. the fact that you're straight is still wierd though.

[Sheryl Melendez No.7528987]

>>7528943
Yeah I kinda like it. I'm strait, female, the breadwinner. Can cook, clean and take care of my family.

Thank you Grandma everyone thought she was sexist I think she was smart.

[Billy Garrett No.7528999]

>>7528987
is your hymen still fully intact?

[Kelli Copeland No.7529005]

>>7528999
Nope found my husband lol

[Iris Humphrey No.7529006]

>>7528999
Back off Billy she's mine.

[Gina Williamson No.7529011]

>>7528999
>>7529006
Here's the deal. There are still some women like this around, hard to find but they exist.

[Rosie Hill No.7529015]

Posting an old favorite.

[Iva Garza No.7529017]

>>7529011
Clearly not you, gina.

[Thelma Ferrell No.7529023]

>>7529017
Fuck off Iva. You're one to talk.

[Jenny Christian No.7529024]

>>7528987
>>straight
still gross

[Cheri Avery No.7529026]

>>7529005
Is Mr.Copeland away on business Kelli?

[Wilson Hayden No.7529028]

>>7529015
>kill me

[Stella Huber No.7529035]

>>>/v/332794142

You rang?

[Meredith Wagner No.7529049]

>>7529023
Thats very rude, thelma.

[Lewis Mann No.7529063]

I forgot how delusional women can me.

[Aaron Haynes No.7529100]

>>7529063
>hasbrown

No, no it doesn't.

[Tommie Cook No.7529119]

>>7529026
He's home I'm on my way home. Going to surprise him for dinner tonight, call a towncar and go out.

[Patrick Diaz No.7529123]

>>7528718
All around laziness.

Imagine the chaos in that kitchen after she made that bullshit. She ain't gonna clean it.

[Shari Anthony No.7529134]

>>7528585
>>7528599
Yogurt and spinach on naan bread would be delicious, you dope.

[Bobbie Lee No.7529138]

>>7528532
Why does this exist

[Sara Pollard No.7529162]

How do we eliminate "the blacks" so that this doesn't happen anymore?

[Joy Dawson No.7529165]

>>7529015
This shit kills me lol couldn't even cut the cucumber strait.

[Bryant Holmes No.7529173]

>>7529165
>What is cutting on a bias

[Trevor Barr No.7529179]

>>7528562
she's obviously being ironic in that pic you big silly asperger monster

[Evelyn Mendez No.7529180]

>>7529162
Eliminate the honkies that manufacture the premade food in the first place?

[Russell Case No.7529183]

>>7529173
>implying she knows what cutting on a bias is

[Franklin Leach No.7529184]

>>7529173
Are you seriously going to call that a bias cut, there's 0 consistency.

[Jacqueline Washington No.7529195]

>>7529179
Stop white knighting Trevor.

[Carlton Middleton No.7529213]

>>7529195
not my fault you can't detect a joke even when it's super obvious mr autist

[Nicholas Parks No.7529564]

>>7528542
>jello
You really can't get any more lazy than that.

[Clayton Price No.7529774]

>>7528987
I'm an engineer. Be my waifu and clean and cook and I will love you long time.

[Wallace Ingram No.7529907]

>>7528571
yeah, thats how i make chicken soup, but i buy pre cooked rotisserie chicken, texture kind of sucks but thats what I get for being lazy.

[Luis Kane No.7529917]

>>7528585
>tortured baby spinach
Lol

[Luke Phillips No.7529939]

someone pls post the corn dogs pic

[Arnold Rowland No.7529947]

>>7529939
>/r/ for the one that gets posted in every one of these threads

[Warren Underwood No.7529967]

>>7528713
>struggleplate

[Tamara Rowe No.7530092]

>about to make my husband pho but afraid you'll come of like these ladies

[Etta Salas No.7530154]

WTF is up with all the paper plates and plastic utensils? Is this really how people live in America?

[Lela Nunez No.7530223]

>>7529774
Already married desu

Made beef bourguignon pie for dinner

[Jasmine Davenport No.7530226]

>>7530154
We had to give up all ceramics for the thermoceramic rounds that our new ballistic missile defense system uses.

[Sammy Mcbride No.7530251]

>>7528538
lmao

[Ellis Hamilton No.7530255]

>>7528552
omfg kek

[Dale Blankenship No.7530259]

I love how the disposable plates add that extra modicum of trashiness that makes it whole.

[Lottie Kim No.7530261]

>>7528570
its a mexican thing trust me im mexican. it has like lime, salt, chilli powder, and a sweet tamarind red sauce (i think) that some people use. theyre ok i dont like them with the red sauce.

[Cary Lowery No.7530266]

>>7528713

[Hope Mahoney No.7530272]

>>7528535

give her a chance lol

[Sarah Orozco No.7530276]

>>7528700
That looks awesome!!!

[Anonymous No.7530983]

>>7528572
>>7528578
Ketchup makes a lot of shitty foods taste at least decent.

My highschool roommate's mother was a terrible cook, so he was used to putting a ton of ketchup on everything, even when we were at a good restaurant.

[Anonymous No.7531034]

>>7528532
>been on some Martha Stewart shit
I don't get it. Did Martha Stewart have a miscarriage?

[Anonymous No.7531059]

>>7529939
>>7529947
this?

[Anonymous No.7531783]

>>7528943
Where is this image from

[Old Man Hikari No.7532059]

Shall we revisit this?

[Anonymous No.7532110]

>>7532059
>tfw from the hurgin family
the "cooks" in my family claim to have invented the hurgin
it tastes like shit
the family makes it every time there's a food-related event and NOBODY likes it

but the hurgin persists

[Anonymous No.7532119]

>>7529134
But it's sure as fuck not a pizza, nor does it look very good in that pic.

[Anonymous No.7532183]

>>7531059
>corndogs bitch you blind
top kek

[Anonymous No.7532206]

>>7532059
>this isn't so bad
>the last line

[Anonymous No.7532214]

I know this woman on Facebook, always brags about how well she cooks for her kids and husband(?)

These are eggs.

[Anonymous No.7532217]

>>7532214
I have no idea what this is.

[Anonymous No.7532220]

>>7532217
Everything she makes looks like puke

[Anonymous No.7532222]

>>7530261
>trust me i'm mexican
>not knowing what chamoy and tajin are
plz

[Old Man Hikari No.7532226]

>>7532214
>"Eggs"

[Anonymous No.7532229]

>>7532226
Scrambled, she says.

[Old Man Hikari No.7532237]

>>7532229
>"SCRAMBLED"
That looks like vomit

[Anonymous No.7532245]

>>7532214
That looks like hungarian pepper stew. Looks like shit, but tastes pretty good.

[Anonymous No.7532247]

>>7532245
They're scrambled eggs with tomato.

[Anonymous No.7532250]

>>7532214
>>7532217
>>7532220
Have you tasted it? Then don't comment. It's food, not a sculpture in your national art gallery.

[Anonymous No.7532252]

>>7532245
you didn't make that right

t. magyar

[Anonymous No.7532254]

>>7532250
*tips fedora*
You too good sir

[Anonymous No.7532256]

>>7532250
Enjoy your watery puke eggs

[Anonymous No.7532257]

>>7532214
>>7532229
>These are eggs.
>Scrambled, she says.

Looks like she scrambles them first and then pours in a shit load of poultry stock from either roast chicken or roast turkey. That red shit could be red bell pepper.

Probably thinks she's clever.

[Anonymous No.7532262]

>>7528542
>eating the rotating jew

[Anonymous No.7532265]

>>7532220

actually, last one isn't too bad, I'd eat it.

[Anonymous No.7532273]

>>7532265
For you.

[Anonymous No.7532275]

>>7532273

[Anonymous No.7532277]

>>7532257
Sorry mate, it's just a watery tomato and egg mixture

[Anonymous No.7532293]

>>7532222
Quads speak the truth.

[Anonymous No.7532295]

>>7532273
>>7532275
It looks like wannabe slav shit USA style.

[Anonymous No.7532322]

>>7532262
wat

[Anonymous No.7532326]

>>7528578
Satire, right? Please?

>>7528718
That Cinnamon taste may not be all bad

[Anonymous No.7532341]

>>7532220
>canned peas

literally why do canned grey disgusting peas exist when you can get frozen?

[Anonymous No.7532346]

[Anonymous No.7532350]

>>7532346
I don't see a problem here

[Anonymous No.7532356]

>>7532346
Eggs are a little underdone but other than that it looks pretty good.

[Anonymous No.7532357]

>>7532350
IT'S

RAW!!!!!

[Anonymous No.7532358]

>>7532346
>over easy
>literal raw egg white

[Anonymous No.7532359]

>>7532346
>>7532350
only cooked eggs on one side. also why would you cook pancakes in bacon grease

[Anonymous No.7532375]

>>7532359
Do you really flip eggs? Over here ('dipping egg' we call it) we just bake it like that, without flipping, until the white is cooked all through, while still having a runny yolk.

[Anonymous No.7532377]

>>7532346
Eggs look sunny side up, not over easy.
over easy means it was fried on both sides but just barely on one side so it stays runny

[Anonymous No.7532421]

>>7532214
that looks like barf or some Ferran Adrià deconstructed crap

[Anonymous No.7532427]

>>7532273

[Anonymous No.7532445]

>>7528943
>>7531783
It's clearly Hyouka, but it's not from the show.

[Anonymous No.7532458]

>>7532250
The first bite is with the eyes, homeslice

[Anonymous No.7532471]

>>7532059
The sinister, fake-Midwest friendly tone of this really sends it over the edge.

[Anonymous No.7532473]

>>7532220
If you made a better presentation, like making a bowl in the mound of rice on the plate, that might look good, downright palatable

[Anonymous No.7532503]

>>7529213
Have you met the average young person these days?

Food from scratch is magic.

[Anonymous No.7532526]

>>7532377
the top is raw, too cook sunny side up put a lid on the pan and let the steam cook the top,

[Anonymous No.7532605]

>>7532346
this looks better than everything else in this thread
i wish somebody would cook for me
i'd even eat those underdone eggs fully knowledgeable that there is a small chance that i might get salmonella

[Anonymous No.7532634]

>>7532375
For "over easy" eggs, yes.

What you're describing are "sunny side up" eggs.

Both are valid andd delicious, when done right.

[Anonymous No.7532679]

>>7532346
That's clearly sunnyside up.
I'm not a fucking pussy so I don't cry about a bit of slimy egg white, but the yolks would be covered if they were flipped properly.

[Anonymous No.7532731]

>>7528535
ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING RETARDED!? that skin is going to make it WAYYYY too fatty. will be disgusting

[Anonymous No.7532756]

I had an ex that couldn't make a sandwich worth a damn, but made a bitching vegetarian lasagna. Women, am I right?

[Anonymous No.7532768]

>>7532059

Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.7532790]

>>7532346
She could have at least basted the eggs with bacon grease. That shit cooks eggs upon contact.

[Anonymous No.7533045]

>>7532214
HOW

[Anonymous No.7533157]

>>7532214
nope not going any further than this

[Old Man Hikari No.7533175]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.7533538]

>>7528718
when i lived with 3 other guys in sophomore year we used these because we were too lazy to clean dishes but everyone shamed us for being lazy so we stopped

i have no idea how women can get away with it

[Anonymous No.7533557]

>>7533538
>they shamed us so we stopped

>>7533137

[Anonymous No.7533581]

>>7532526
No you mook, you have to flip eggs to make over easy. Your method produces some lame steamed version of Sunnyside up.

[Anonymous No.7533587]

[Anonymous No.7533729]

>>7533587
Looks about right

[Anonymous No.7533741]

>>7528552

Looks like she raided his fish tank for "sushi."

[Anonymous No.7533812]

>>7532214
unfertilised thanks

[Anonymous No.7533862]

>>7532217
Probably some mushrooms soup. It's all the lighting and cropping that makes it looks like a puke.
IMO it looks pretty slavic, at least my grandma made lots of soups looking like that and they tasted fucking good.

[Anonymous No.7533929]

>>7528556
could be sardines?

[Anonymous No.7533940]

>>7532250
Are you fucking brain dead?

[Anonymous No.7534402]

>>7533587
Wouldn't be too bad when mixed, but it would be retarded to mix it in the pan

[Anonymous No.7534438]

"The Shrek", a 4 cheeses (gouda, processed cheese, fromage frais, feta cheese) cheesecake with a onion chips base and cabbage dill salad jello on top.

[Anonymous No.7534449]

>>7528570
I've seen this on some gin and tonic instagram. Carve a base but dont peel the cucumber, hollow it out. Gin tonic, rosemary and rasbery to garnish

[Anonymous No.7534483]

>>7532059

I've seen people blow up and be stabbed to death on the internet and this is what makes me uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.7534589]

>>7534438
Fuck, I'm lactose intolerant and I'm already farting just looking at this.

[Anonymous No.7535474]

>>7534438
Jesus fuck why

[Anonymous No.7535485]

>>7534402
its easy to heat them with a skillet if you aren't a dipshit and buy wooden spoons.

[Anonymous No.7535548]

>>7528712
>that without the ketchup
Its bbq sauce

[Anonymous No.7535564]

my friend

just... what

[Anonymous No.7535586]

>>7534438
Looks good to me, just hard to photograph

[Anonymous No.7535613]

>>7528713
>soul foods

[Anonymous No.7535638]

>>7528943
>>7529024
Why is it that anime posters are always autistic?

[Anonymous No.7535689]

>>7528532
Wait is the meme wifeymaterial or did it come because they were writing #wifeymaterial or do they know its a meme?

[Anonymous No.7535709]

>>7535689
You know how stupid instagram addict women can be.

This meme is legit.

[Anonymous No.7536030]

>>7535564
What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.7536411]

>>7533581
lrn2read retard.

[Anonymous No.7536423]

>>7530983
You had a roommate in high school?

[Anonymous No.7536449]

>>7532222
>quads

[Anonymous No.7536452]

>>7532346
>that one fag that always posts the decent meal in the thread

[Anonymous No.7536488]

>>7536423
>what is boarding school

[Anonymous No.7537142]

>>7536423
I'm from eastern europe, f᠎a᠎m. We have more specialized high schools (architecture, civil engineering, electrical enggineering, IT), so sometimes you have to move and live at a dorm, if the one you want to go to isn't close.

[Anonymous No.7537189]

>>7528700

My god. It's horrific.

[Anonymous No.7537191]

>>7528700
>filename
kek

[Anonymous No.7537213]

>>7528599
>implying blue box is bad
>ever

Come on man, yeah it's shit cuisine when it comes to actual cooking but don't act like you don't like to eat the blue box every now and then. It's literally pure nostalgia.

[Anonymous No.7537246]

>>7532731
you just skim the fat and use it to make noodles or dumplings for the soup.

[Anonymous No.7537286]

>>7528578
obviously a joke

[Anonymous No.7537299]

>>7528535
>paleo
>with a slow cooker
This ticks me off so much

[Anonymous No.7537304]

>>7537299
>paleo
>not eating with your dirty hands while wearing only animal skin
This ticks me off so much

[Anonymous No.7537322]

>>7532222
You don't have to be full blown mexican to know what they are. And they taste like shit, shitskin.

[Anonymous No.7537439]

>>7532458
>homeslice

hahaha fuck i havent heard that in years, thanks mate.

[Anonymous No.7537450]

>>7529063
>catsup

[Anonymous No.7537470]

>>7532110
WAIT WHAT

[Anonymous No.7537504]

>>7533587
haha long boy

[Anonymous No.7537515]

>>7532250
Did... You make this? Are you the authors of these monstrosities?
This is the only reason I could think someone would try to defend these.

[Anonymous No.7537546]

>>7532059
>>7532110
wait so is it real or

[Anonymous No.7537593]

>>7528537
I don't see the issue, it looks like an okay plate of scrambled eg- Oh.

[Anonymous No.7537778]

Why would you ever date a girl like this.

[Anonymous No.7537799]

>>7537778
That's totally not a joke pham.

[Anonymous No.7537808]

>>7528532
>not using cucumber as a shot glass

[Anonymous No.7537811]

>>7528795
are you on the spectrum?

[Anonymous No.7537833]

[Anonymous No.7537848]

[Anonymous No.7537851]

[Anonymous No.7537853]

[Anonymous No.7537875]

>>7537848
>>7537851
>>7537853
I don't see the problem

[Anonymous No.7538003]

>>7534438
sounds pretty good 2bh

[Anonymous No.7538099]

>>7531059
So that's the other side of this story?

[Anonymous No.7538130]

>>7528537
The cringe is that she calls it an of letters when it's scrambled.

[Anonymous No.7538381]

>>7537848
Is that cucumbers with cold cuts and other shit on them?

[Anonymous No.7538389]

>>7537213
>blue box
>pure nostalgia
I didn't grow up poor, so it's not the least bit nostalgic for me. But my brother married a woman who did, and now he has to keep a box or two of it in the pantry. (He drunkenly confided this to me with great shame).

[Anonymous No.7538541]

>>7538389
My ex's family grew up poor, the kind of shit they'd eat, and lack of willingness to try new things, was part of the reason we broke up.

[Anonymous No.7538777]

Most of the OC posted here is just as bad if not worse.

[Anonymous No.7538788]

>>7538541
I've been pressed for time and thrown similar things like this together. It's ok every now and then but I wouldn't
eat like this every day.

[Anonymous No.7538791]

>>7538381
cucumbers with turkey, mayonnaise, pickle/pepperonicini, and tomato

[Anonymous No.7538793]

>>7538788
I think it's more the woman's attitude that she think's she's doing Paul a huge favor by throwing some canned pineapple slices and half done fries on some ham.

[Anonymous No.7538983]

>>7538541
gammon and pineapple is alright. Especially with chips~

[Anonymous No.7539133]

>>7532250

[Anonymous No.7539187]

The filenames are the funniest things in these threads

[Anonymous No.7539191]

>>7528667
as a mexican that shit offends me, what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.7539359]

>>7528916

[Anonymous No.7539373]

>>7532110
>it's actually real
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.7539377]

>>7537504
stop

[Anonymous No.7539393]

>>7538130
Fucking autocorrect. "calls it an omlette"

[Anonymous No.7539404]

>>7528537
it's a deconstructed omlette

[Anonymous No.7539510]

>>7533587
Non-American fag here, what the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.7539521]

>>7539510
canned refried beans in what looks like a skillet of chicken, peppers, and onions

[Anonymous No.7539576]

>>7537833
It doesn't get any worse than Jack.

[Anonymous No.7539631]

Am I the only one that finds it attractive when a woman publically accepts her role as the traditional wife-type?

[Anonymous No.7539651]

These are jokes, right?

[Anonymous No.7539653]

>>7539651
No anon. This is what happens in a degenerate society.

[Anonymous No.7539666]

>>7528713
>>7528717
>>7528750
>>7529967
>>7530266
>>7535613
That ham might be alright. I'm not even 100% how she cooked it, unless that is how a foil rapped ham that was never taken out/browned looks.

[Anonymous No.7539672]

>>7532220
>Vegetable stew over white rice, homemade coleslaw, some unidentifiable ¿meat?
7/10 I'd eat that and appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.7539677]

>>7537833
>Onions
already threw up

[Anonymous No.7539703]

>unironic posting of ironic images
most of this """board""" is LITERALLY autistic.

[Anonymous No.7539737]

>>7538541
My girlfriends family grew up poor, they also for some reason didn't know you heat up tortillas before consumption.
Like some straight up mind blown shit. We started dating when she was ~20

[Anonymous No.7539763]

>>7532346
6/10. Honestly the effort is there. Only negative I have to say is the bacon looked a little over, the eggs are slightly under done. But shit if I had a woman wake up before me and make me breakfast I'd slam that shit down and then wreck her orifices.

[Anonymous No.7539804]

>>7539737
I never really thought of myself as a snobbish person, but I guess when you're used to a certain way mediocrity is bewildering. it was just constant culinary culture shock.

[Anonymous No.7539814]

>>7539804
I got BTFO when I was ~12 and I hung out with a neighbor kid, we played video games etc then I was to have dinner there. They had hamburger steak, I had no clue what the fuck a hamburger steak would be. Dat shit ain't steak son, I kept my mouth shut but I learned to decline cooking from randoms at that point.
>that feel when I learned what penny pasta was from a single mother who was able to steal her husbandos house. Now that I think about it that must have been a ~200k+ house at the time (pre bubble in the bay) and I was eating wheel pasta in premade sauce because she had to work.

[Anonymous No.7539834]

>>7538389
I grew up pretty well off, and we still had kraft mac and cheese sometimes. Are you saying your brother is ashamed of his wife having been poor and wanting some comfort food? You're coming off like a dick from a family of dicks.

[Anonymous No.7539845]

>>7539814
There is nothing wrong with hamburger steak, and it's not an inherently poor person meal.

[Anonymous No.7539853]

>>7539814
>penny pasta
anon, pls

Man I just remembered one
>at ex's house
>you wanna eat something? we have leftover taco salad, its pretty gud
>what tf is that but ok
>takes it out of the fridge and puts it on plates, good to go
>mfw it's just lettuce, bland ground beef, crushed up tortilla chips that are both hard and soggy, drowned in questionable sauce and cheese and ice cold

the mum also had two cabinets chock full of spices she never even opened and ate out all the time anyway. made me upset i wish i had that kind of spice cabinet

[Anonymous No.7539862]

>>7539845
Calling it a steak is disingenuous, "hamburger" is a mixture, a steak of X is a single cut, unless you do some modern "bonding"
Just because you are used to the wording doesn't make it a steak.

[Anonymous No.7539867]

>>7539853
So no joke, what kinda spice system are you interested in? I'm actually about to start buying. I'm thinking magnetic jars on a plate/wall.

[Anonymous No.7539886]

>>7539862
Ok. Still a perfectly fine meal.

[Anonymous No.7539889]

>>7539867
>spice system
I'd just like to have that kind of variety, is all I'm saying. I'm not at a spice point where I'm concerned about organization. So far my "spice system" is dollar store glass jars in a plastic basket.

that sounds cool I guess. how would you arrange them? if it were me I'd probably do it by region of origin. that way when I want to combine regional flavors I don't have to look all over the place.

[Anonymous No.7539894]

>>7539886
Yes? In the same way that McDonalds is a fine meal and filet mignon are both a meal.

[Anonymous No.7539986]

>>7528717
>most of the people in the thread are white

[Anonymous No.7540029]

>>7528535
>chicken soup
>just dumps a whole chicken in it
who the fuck does this?

[Anonymous No.7540035]

>>7539894
No. That's a massive exaggeration, and you're a massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.7540048]

>>7532214
looks like a fugg'd up version of migas (Tex-Mex variant)

[Anonymous No.7540053]

>>7540035
So which of those weren't a "perfectly fine meal" define perfectly fine meal.
Just because you think there is a degree difference doesn't mean the analogy isn't correct.
are McDonalds and filet mignon not both foods?
Or are you just "not the same" because of your feels?

[Anonymous No.7540060]

>>7528535
Relax, Anon, she's just preppi-

>paleo

She can fuck off

[Anonymous No.7540093]

>>7539986
>implying
Check your privilege

[Anonymous No.7540096]

>>7540053
Comparing McDonald's to filet mignon is not a fair analogy for comparing hamburger steak to steak. A hamburger steak can be much higher quality than a steak. Just because it's not steak that doesn't make it a McDonald's patty.

[Anonymous No.7540118]

>>7532250
What are you even doing on this board??

[Anonymous No.7540183]

>>7529180
>Eliminate the jews that manufacture the premade food in the first place?
ftfy

[Anonymous No.7540213]

>>7537439

[Anonymous No.7540224]

>>7533538
I lived with 3 other guys for two years during school and no one did their fucking dishes ever. I grew to hate them all

now i live by myself and I fucking love it

[Anonymous No.7540226]

>>7540213

lace me up homeslice

[Anonymous No.7540277]

>>7528532
That looks like a couple of "weggies" out of the fluffy abuse threads on /b/

[Anonymous No.7540326]

>>7532275
looks like swedish schoolfood

[Anonymous No.7540330]

>>7532252
looks decent to me

t. magyar

[Anonymous No.7540352]

>>7540029
people who make chicken soup

[Anonymous No.7541331]

>>7531059
This is what leads to sociopathic youth

[Anonymous No.7542515]

>>7529015

she forgot to add the XLR cable on top.

[Anonymous No.7542644]

>>7537299
Are noodles even okay on paleo? Are all grains banned?

[Anonymous No.7542750]

>>7528532

[Anonymous No.7542779]

>>7528535

its in a fucking crock pot and she hasn't cooked it yet ... probably will turn out nice

[Anonymous No.7542793]

>>7542750
is that cat food?

[Ethan Holmes No.7542810]

>>7532503
>muh wrong generation
typical anon

[Anonymous No.7542840]

>>7539763

underdone eggs are dope with pancakes cause you just soak that yolk up with with pancakes

agree on the bacon though

8/10 don't give a fuck about her not calling the eggs sunny side up.

[Anonymous No.7542848]

>>7542793
Looks like a piss-poor plate of pork, sauerkraut, mashed potatoes, and corn.

[Anonymous No.7542891]

>>7542644
Noodles aren't paleo unless their made with black magic and coconut and/or almond flour, but I think she's only making a chicken vegetable soup, no noodles were mentioned.

[Anonymous No.7542939]

>>7542750

Pork cooked in sauer kraut. Id totally eat that. Only thing thats missing is some propper veg on the side like steamed green beans.

[Anonymous No.7542956]

>>7538099
>that picture quality.
I swear to Christ. Why can't black people save a fucking image correctly. It isn't difficult.

[Anonymous No.7543021]

>>7533587
this is too nice a kitchen for such a shitty cook

[Anonymous No.7543512]

>>7528824

lol what black person talks like this you sheltered little shit?

[Anonymous No.7543522]

>>7535638
why is it that you think anyone who doesn't like what you like is autistic? Why don't you go back to drinking away your sorrows partyhorse?

[Anonymous No.7543525]

>>7528538

That looks like fucking poverty food

Like...this will give you the energy to make it through the day but fuck all give me anything else.

[Anonymous No.7543533]

>>7528572

At least those Fries look half decent. I can just tell she baked the shit out of those.

[Anonymous No.7543571]

Reminder that women will turn themselves and you into fucking ham planets if you don't regulate their fucking shopping.
>lmao what do you mean 4 starches on a plate is a bit much

[Anonymous No.7543572]

>>7543571
Isn't it more that they just stop exercising once they latch onto a lucrative relationship? You know, like ticks. Men also usually let themselves go eventually but with women it's like INSTANT.

[Anonymous No.7543806]

>>7540029
the bones have a shit ton of flavor

[Anonymous No.7543845]

>>7542956
You cant save instagram photos on your phone, the only way to save a picture from instagram onto yoyr phone is to screen shot it

[Anonymous No.7543871]

>>7542939
pretty sure it's canned tuna and sauteed onions, it's really good when made with fresh tuna

[Anonymous No.7543908]

>>7537848
Why did they only partially peel them?

[Anonymous No.7543920]

>>7529165
>>7528987
Why do you keep talking about narrow bodies of water?

[Anonymous No.7543971]

>>7538541
>the kind of shit they'd eat, and lack of willingness to try new things
When you only have $200 to feed 7 people for a month, you can't afford to eat well and try new things.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.7544316]

cooking isnt even hard how do women not manage to get past what I was doing when I was 6

[None !2Code3TV3M No.7544327]

>>7532059 >mayo and mustard
>>7532110 >clearly cream cheese and some form of cheddar spread

do burgers really just associate colours with flavour
do cherries taste like ketchup to them
what flavour is blue

[Anonymous No.7544398]

>>7528606
what the fucking fuck is this shit

are murricans really this degenerate

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

>this triggers the austrian

[Anonymous No.7544980]

>>7529179
i think in probably half of these they are just joking honestly

[Anonymous No.7544988]

>>7543512
My father in law is black and his family talks like this. He doesn't, but it comes out sometimes, these blackisms.

[Anonymous No.7545030]

You know a lot of these can look delicious when fotographed and served better.

[Anonymous No.7545034]

>>7545030
>fotographed

[Anonymous No.7545036]

>>7539672
That's not coleslaw, that's prepackaged lettuce with cucumber and dressing out of a bottle.
Also not a stew but shit thrown in tomato sauce.

[Anonymous No.7545064]

>>7528606
Can somebody please post that horrible Carbonara video from the pinoy girl? I can't find it

[Anonymous No.7545079]

>>7545064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

[Anonymous No.7545096]

>>7545079
Thanks!
>that preview picture
>that "money shot" the first few seconds
>the recipe in general

Just perfect

[Anonymous No.7545136]

>>7543571
Only privileged white women do.

[Bernie Sanders No.7545176]

>>7540029
Are you serious? Have you never made chicken soup from scratch? Do you throw away the bones and ruin the stock because you're an idiot?

fucktard

[Anonymous No.7545217]

>>7530223
>married man
>using the word "desu" on an online forum
good god

[Anonymous No.7545231]

>>7537504
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[Anonymous No.7545306]

>>7532220
>>7532217
>>7532214

The lighting and extreme close up make it look like someone was filming some Blair Witch shit in an abandoned house and got jump scared by these plates.

[Anonymous No.7545355]

>>7545079
How can people have tastes this bad?

That guys reaction is perfect though, he can only say its good

[Anonymous No.7545381]

>>7528667
>My guess is the children of women who subscribe to MSLiving live off prepared food bought from semi-upscale grocery stores. You know the stuff. Rotisserie chicken, some kind of roasted vegetable melange and maybe something exotic, like an Indian curry bean soup
That's my mother right there.

[Anonymous No.7545383]

>>7545217
its a word filter fuckface.

[Anonymous No.7545406]

>>7543512
>not being around black people is considered being sheltered
Pretty accurate what with all the raping and crack smoking

[Anonymous No.7545408]

>>7545217
Smh desu senpai

Is

Šmh ţbh fæm

Shaking my head to be honest family

[Anonymous No.7545410]

>>7543522
You can like what I don't like just know that you're a man child for being so obsessed with jap cartoons that you save reaction images to use on a Cantonese drum circle forum

[Anonymous No.7545419]

>>7545408
t᠎b᠎h f᠎a᠎m s᠎m᠎h

[Anonymous No.7545446]

>>7535564
other than the enormous amount of cheese, looks alright.

[Anonymous No.7545464]

>>7545419
Yes yes, i dont have access to those characters on my current keyboard, nor do i need access

[Anonymous No.7545599]

>>7545176
why not break the chicken down first?

[Anonymous No.7545670]

>>7529015
what's wrong with classic british cuisine?