ITT: Foods women will never understand

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Anonymous Thu Mar 24 16:41:42 2016 No.7502600 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Foods women will never understand

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 16:43:44 2016 No.7502609 nah i like baked beans try again, these mass generalizations are exciting

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 16:46:14 2016 No.7502614 File: 310 KB, 444x460, Big-Mac.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] right on OP girls dont get beans pic related

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 16:47:29 2016 No.7502617 File: 200 KB, 1024x744, hungryman1-723246[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 16:50:19 2016 No.7502623 File: 55 KB, 600x399, 6loins[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7502600 women might understand venison, but not hunting, killing and cooking a wild animal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 16:52:43 2016 No.7502632 File: 54 KB, 750x750, coffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] never seen a girl take her coffee black (like her men xD) >>7502623 also objectively true

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:01:05 2016 No.7502659 >>7502623 Meh, I killed it, and gutted it. But my wife butchered it. She did her part I feel. That loin strip after the kill, that's where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:01:23 2016 No.7502663 File: 217 KB, 800x533, man-proposing-to-woman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7502609 Anonymous, will you plz be my grilfiend?

Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:18:56 2016 No.7502705
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>>7502632
>never seen a girl take her coffee black
same here, when a girl tells me she likes coffee, you know she actually means milkhshakes from starbucks

EDIT:
oh wow, what a coincidence, moot is watching you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:19:49 2016 No.7502709 File: 34 KB, 507x338, proposing my johnson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7502663 pls rspnd. me on the right, you on the left.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:34:53 2016 No.7502754 File: 51 KB, 514x300, DrPepperTen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7502600

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:39:04 2016 No.7502767 File: 63 KB, 1000x660, 1448062280631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:40:07 2016 No.7502770 File: 139 KB, 1600x1067, IMG_7845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:41:06 2016 No.7502773 File: 36 KB, 614x383, Yorkie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7502600

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:41:07 2016 No.7502774 >>7502609 LONDON O N D O N

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:41:09 2016 No.7502775 MANchego cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:41:20 2016 No.7502776 File: 249 KB, 512x512, photo[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7502767 >for men and doges

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:41:50 2016 No.7502779 >>7502632 My mom drinks cover black I do too but she's fuckin crazy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:42:20 2016 No.7502780 >>7502774 lol you know a meme haha so funny XD

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:43:14 2016 No.7502782 File: 56 KB, 528x960, chinese munchy box.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:43:56 2016 No.7502788 File: 62 KB, 600x600, 1441757697861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7502774 back off faggot i was here first >>7502609 i will make dinner for you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:45:57 2016 No.7502792 >>7502617 >rib-shaped shit bruh... more like shit-raped

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:47:42 2016 No.7502796 File: 312 KB, 2048x1418, beer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:47:46 2016 No.7502797 >>7502617 Oh man is that delicious

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 18:01:37 2016 No.7502847 File: 77 KB, 599x404, toast_hawaii.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 18:04:25 2016 No.7502853 >>7502847 >pineapple No, anon, you are the woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 18:04:48 2016 No.7502855 >>7502782 I would fuck that up senpai, I got a peepee tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 18:09:07 2016 No.7502871 File: 125 KB, 590x590, meaty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Alright boys, I don't even have to ask....I know we all want to meat lovers, oh yeah! >And a plain cheese for the little ladies heh Every time

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 18:19:22 2016 No.7502907 >>7502782 when will we get munchy boxes plz bay area plz

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Thu Mar 24 18:50:06 2016 No.7503002 cheese steaks and italian deli meat grinders messy foods like saucy chicken wings or ribs

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 18:52:33 2016 No.7503013 >>7502632 i'm the only girl at my work and the only person who there who takes black coffee

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 18:58:18 2016 No.7503026 >>7502705 Moot is kill, anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 18:59:27 2016 No.7503028 >>7502907 I'm honestly surprised the Bay Area hasn't done a localized version of it yet. Carne Asada Fried Chicken Assorted fried shit bay area pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 18:59:30 2016 No.7503029 >>7502788 The fuck is that? Eggs and chicken? Looks good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 19:00:50 2016 No.7503033 File: 3.97 MB, 2501x1854, 20160215_165036-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking females will never understand offal

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 19:02:36 2016 No.7503038 >>7503013 Fuck you, you dumb cunt. I bet you're busted and worn out as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 19:08:52 2016 No.7503056 >>7503038 You're just mad I'm not your gf

Anonymous Thu Mar 24 19:09:20 2016 No.7503059
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>>7503033
First time I have a girl over any my dad cooks the nearly out of date lamb's kidneys in the fridge.
I don't know if he thought they would be an aphrodisiac or was hoping she was a vegetarian to scare her away
>Ultimately the latter happened.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 19:20:46 2016 No.7503091 File: 123 KB, 1280x720, fermat's last gangbang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7502600 Any astronaut food. Most women seem to be scientifically illiterate in general, but especially space exploration .

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 19:23:48 2016 No.7503096 >>7503033 That's because it's awful.

Anonymous Thu Mar 24 19:42:51 2016 No.7503157
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I like most of the things ITT, but this reminded me of something I've never enjoyed nor seen another woman enjoy: IPAs.

For the record, I really like pale ales and stouts.

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Thu Mar 24 19:45:51 2016 No.7503166 >>7503033 they don't call it offal for nothing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 19:46:32 2016 No.7503169 File: 16 KB, 236x337, 87d746fc4a52168e2463d18b57847b85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7503056 grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 19:48:11 2016 No.7503173 pickled andsmoked fish type shit. if you do like that I love you marry me too late fuck son of a bitch fuck fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 19:52:20 2016 No.7503198 Dark chocolate

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 20:02:43 2016 No.7503245 >>7502609 Tits or gtfo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 20:14:42 2016 No.7503288 >>7502632 There's a cute girl I know who has her coffee like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 20:20:01 2016 No.7503306 >>7502907 All you need is a pizza box and a pile of junk food. Literally anywhere can do it. I'd love to try a mexican one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 20:28:34 2016 No.7503329 >>7502632 My grandmother used to take her coffee black. She died.

Anonymous Thu Mar 24 20:44:35 2016 No.7503372
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Any carcass with the head still attached.

I was hosting a big party catered by an excellent barbecue place and requested a whole hog. Half the girls who showed up refused to eat because they were freaked out by the fact that it looked like animal.

I couldn't believe it, it was like they had no idea that barbecue came from pigs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 20:54:26 2016 No.7503406 >>7502871 It's probably more about the calorie content than anything. Women always watch what they eat because they don't want to get fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 20:55:30 2016 No.7503411 File: 418 KB, 1024x768, beast-roast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7503372

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 21:13:05 2016 No.7503462 >>7503406 you do realize cheese has way more calories than a meat lovers pizza?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 21:14:48 2016 No.7503469 >>7503091 i refuse to believe that anyone would be disinterested in astronaut food can i buy that suitcase in a meal anywhere?

Anonymous Thu Mar 24 21:19:25 2016 No.7503487
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>>7502632
>>never seen a girl take her coffee black
we exist. we tend to like harsh teas without sugar more though. coffee has always just been something I have when I feel like I need it.

>>7503033
>>hearts
get on my level.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 21:20:49 2016 No.7503491 >>7503411 ayyyy lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 21:27:47 2016 No.7503508 >>7503469 That's the food tray they used on SkyLab. It holds your stuff in place and warms whatever needs warming.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 21:30:06 2016 No.7503522 File: 161 KB, 1300x1086, 9717248-Bull-Chef-holding-a-Pan-over-his-schoulder--Stock-Vector-cartoon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7503487 Mother of GOD be my gf PLZ!!!! pic is me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 21:34:57 2016 No.7503544 >>7503411 It even dressed up for the occasion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 21:35:25 2016 No.7503546 mustard

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 11:47:29 2016 No.7505031 File: 37 KB, 215x175, mehmet....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7503411 butifel

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 11:59:36 2016 No.7505054 >>7502600 bitch baked beans are one of my favourite foods

Anonymous Fri Mar 25 12:08:26 2016 No.7505074
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I've never met a woman who could get her head around lapsang souchong, tomatoes, or kouign-amann.

>>7505054
Of course you'd like bitch-baked beans, since you're probably a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 12:20:06 2016 No.7505088 File: 45 KB, 300x133, Buffalo-Wings-horizontal-e1431746301998-300x133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bruh...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 12:20:20 2016 No.7505090 >>7503462 No I don't realize that because that's fucking wrong. Most places don't put extra cheese on a "cheese" pizza. It gets the same piddly amount that the meatlovers does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 12:22:45 2016 No.7505097 >>7503372 >I was hosting a big party In your head, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 12:49:58 2016 No.7505134 >>7505074 > tomatoes wat

Anonymous Fri Mar 25 13:41:54 2016 No.7505278

>>7505090
This isn't true, the more toppings used on a pizza the less cheese is used

This is for a rational reason...as adding toppings significantly increases the amount of time a pizza needs to cook and most places have a standard for how quickly you get your pizza, just as if you get a meat lovers you will get a severely lower number of each topping than you would if you got a pizza with just that topping

That person is still wrong though probably

Anonymous Fri Mar 25 13:53:05 2016 No.7505315

>>7502632
My girlfriend drank her coffee black with sugar before we met. Now she drinks it the way I make it. Strong and plain old black. We're talking Terry Crews here.

She ain't need no bull with coffee like that. Make your coffee right and your woman is yours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 14:00:53 2016 No.7505329 My girlfriend eats literally anything, including my leftovers. She doesn't eat it reluctantly either, it's as if she genuinely enjoys any old shit she is fed. I see potential fat in her future if she ever loses her job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 14:15:27 2016 No.7505355 File: 317 KB, 1600x958, 1456183996668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Women will never appreciate a good lager.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 14:17:07 2016 No.7505363 >>7505355 My wife will drink anything. She prolly drinks more beer and booze than I do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 14:17:52 2016 No.7505365 >>7505355 >2%

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 14:21:36 2016 No.7505371 >>7505363 Keyword here is "appreciate". Blind consumption is tasteless and uncultured.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 14:37:25 2016 No.7505403 >>7505355 >2% abv fuck, thats like nothing at all. Does it even qualify as alcoholic legally? Do europeans actually buy that stuff?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 14:38:53 2016 No.7505410 >>7502609 Roastie get ye gone

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 14:41:16 2016 No.7505419 >>7502796 This is the answer right here

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 14:44:21 2016 No.7505426 >>7502907 It's a trade off less sand niggers less kebabs More sandniggers more kebabs I bet Brussels are enjoying there kebabs RN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 14:48:19 2016 No.7505435 >>7503522 Kill your self furry

Anonymous Fri Mar 25 14:50:10 2016 No.7505439

>tin of beans.jpg
English baked beans are sick, no wonder Bongs always put em on toast. It's the only way to make them palatable. The way to do beans is at a barbecue with a load of smoke and brown sugar. And maybe a few hocks.

>>7502623
I've caught, gutted, and filleted my own fish before.
Don't have a hunting license but most wild game is tasty af.
>tfw moved south and no more northern friends to give me venison jerky and sausages

>>7502632
Got me, but then again I've never had a truly flavorful cup of coffee before either.

>>7502782
I imagine quite a few girls eat this right before they get plowed by whoever they're smoking with.

>>7503033
I make liver and beef heart on the frequent. Never tried kidneys though, heard they can taste like piss.
Really love eating the little piece of kidney out of fried chicken thighs.

>>7503157
IPAs are gross whereas stouts can be very tolerable. Hope the IPAmeme dies soon.

>>7505088
>mfw I'm from Buffalo and this don't phase me at all

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 15:35:02 2016 No.7505536 >>7505439 Stouts are good, IPA is good, just stop drinking shitty west coast IPA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 15:54:46 2016 No.7505615 >>7503487 What's that? Grilled intestines with shit inside?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 15:59:33 2016 No.7505635 >>7503411 Serving a severe burn victim is supposed to be appetizing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 16:01:49 2016 No.7505640 >>7505329 You should nudge her into rimjobs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 16:09:25 2016 No.7505658 Canned food in general. There is just something really charming about it. Never met a woman who is entuasiastic about them, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 16:11:29 2016 No.7505665 >>7503372 This shit triggers me so hard, if you cant take looking at a dead animal you should be vegan

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 16:12:25 2016 No.7505667 >>7502754 >Not for women >less calories Assfuck.

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Anonymous Fri Mar 25 16:26:22 2016 No.7505714

>>7505278
>>7505090
>>7503462

I work in a pizzaria. Cheese pizza has about 350 cal for a large slice, whereas our meatlovers was 510.

I have no idea in what universe meatlovers would have less calories than cheese. The sausage alone is an extra 100 calories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 16:28:43 2016 No.7505721 >>7502705 >edit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 17:23:10 2016 No.7505860 >>7505403 I heard anything over 2% got banned in europe

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:13:02 2016 No.7506050 >>7505403 It's pisswater exclusively drunk by destitute alcoholics and broke students. Even we brits aren't so tasteless as to drink that stuff out of choice, unbelievable as that may be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:18:18 2016 No.7506083 File: 40 KB, 500x500, 1340883198355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7502617 >rib-shaped

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:19:36 2016 No.7506088 >>7502871 >meat lovers Yes, because nothing says good pizza like overly salty meat that doesn't even go well together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:20:19 2016 No.7506091 >>7502600 My ex loved the shitty overly sweet mushy canned pork n beans. I hate them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:20:37 2016 No.7506092 >>7506050 Guinness or bust Can't get enough of that Bread and Wet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:21:01 2016 No.7506094 >>7505088 >buffalo wings Yeah, because women have taste and don't choose the shittiest wing flavour there is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:23:18 2016 No.7506099 >>7506091 was your ex blonde and blue eyed but every poor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:24:43 2016 No.7506105 >>7506091 My dad would stir the contents and break up the sausage. Beans and sausage smoothie

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:32:16 2016 No.7506131 File: 358 KB, 1600x1200, DSC04702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nothing like a good slab of salted pig fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:34:19 2016 No.7506138 >>7505439 I hope the IPA dies soon too. I can enjoy when every now and then but when I go to the store and half the beer is IPA it's annoying

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:46:22 2016 No.7506174 >>7505615 grilled intestines, theyre probably hollow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:47:50 2016 No.7506176 >>7506131 I would also eat that desu, but not a whole slap of it. jesus that looks rich. I might be able to finish half of one of those slices maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:49:10 2016 No.7506182 >>7502632 i used to drink black coffee all the time... espresso. but i had enough of the stains, so i quit coffee altogether. so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:51:02 2016 No.7506187 >>7503329 Rekt lmoa

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:52:07 2016 No.7506191 File: 51 KB, 601x293, jerky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] women will never understand dried meats

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 18:53:24 2016 No.7506197 >>7506176 i go for a single slice on some bread

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:00:29 2016 No.7506208 >>7506191 Sorry to tell you that I'm eating some tuna jerky right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:03:14 2016 No.7506216 >>7506208 pic or it never happened Also get some buffalo jerky you pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:08:29 2016 No.7506226 >>7505090 Costco does. And honestly I have yet to find a chain that does pizza better than costco

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:09:52 2016 No.7506228 File: 36 KB, 320x463, proposal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7506208 Anonymous will U pls PLEASE be my gf?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:13:03 2016 No.7506236 >>7503157 Go to Oregon. The entire population so dumb they have people that will say "I don't like beer that much because it's a bit too bitter but I really do kind of like IPA" - literally everyone

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:17:33 2016 No.7506245 >>7506208 will u b my gf?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:19:02 2016 No.7506247 >>7506228 >>7506245 ugh, you creepos sound sooooo rapey , just sayin

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:19:54 2016 No.7506250 >>7506247 >asking permission he's being the exact opposite of rapey

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:21:38 2016 No.7506255 File: 223 KB, 900x649, popeye_v__bluto_by_mjrainwater-d3kdfni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7506245 step off fggt I asked first she's mine me on the right

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:26:54 2016 No.7506266 ITT: Some anon claims to be a female and the whole thread spergs out real fast. I just don't even.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:31:37 2016 No.7506277 >>7506266 where do you think you are? this ain't the foodnetwork forums

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:32:05 2016 No.7506279 File: 71 KB, 711x547, Bluto_Strongman_Pursuit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just wish I had a gf ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:32:08 2016 No.7506280 >>7506266 >/fit/ discusses bread

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:33:34 2016 No.7506285 >>7503329 was she hot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 19:36:26 2016 No.7506292 >>7502754 >go to thanksgiving >see tv ads for first time in years >synthetic tea being marketed as masculine >michael jordan trying to neg me into buying tshirts wtf?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 22:52:51 2016 No.7506768 >>7503029 Yes. Are U a gril? I could make U that food

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 22:58:08 2016 No.7506781 >>7506292 >see tv ads for first time in years Yes, I'm sure that's a truthful statement

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:01:08 2016 No.7506789 >>7506050 This "pisswater" was a staple foodstuff in Britain for centuries, until they figured out how to make gin and actually started getting drunk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:02:30 2016 No.7506794 >>7506781 >2016 >he watches tv

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:03:41 2016 No.7506799 sex s.e.x. ***

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:05:59 2016 No.7506810 >>7503411 They put a fucking bow on it to make it look less grotesque.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:09:47 2016 No.7506824 File: 32 KB, 500x375, 52866415035ba1492e9ff548890452a3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Better than sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:13:40 2016 No.7506835 >>7506781 I torrent stuff by the season ad-free and so do my friends. Where should I be seeing advertisement broadcasts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:15:04 2016 No.7506842 >>7506824 Women are all over that shit because the chocolate content is low enough for them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:15:39 2016 No.7506845 File: 36 KB, 347x438, 03218913690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] women will never be able to comprehend canned wieners the way i do

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Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:21:06 2016 No.7506863

>>7506191

I love jerky, but it has to be the real deal. My husband brings home that Jack Link's shit, and I want to snatch it from his hands and toss it in the garbage. I got us a dehydrator, since the good shit is expensive.

>>7505658

The only charming store-bought canned food is beans, because they take forever and a day to cook, unless you employ baking soda. Then you have to watch them like a hawk, or else they want to boil over and/or split their skins.

Home-canned foods are another story, though. That's wonderful.

>>7503372

Face meat = best meat. Even on fish. My favorite part of eating whole fish is the cheek meat.

>>7503033

Er, it looks as though they left the heart valves intact. You really have to scrape the fuck out of those, because they have the texture of rubber. I had to research this at some length the first time I cooked lamb hearts.

>>7502623

I have a part time job on a farm. Men may understand grilling, but not exactly how much shit the animals they charbroil with such ardor are caked in most of the time. And how much shit the people who look after them are also caked in, from head to toe.

Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:48:43 2016 No.7506931

>>7505439
Meet me behind the Ted's on Transit, the one next to Louies, in 20 mins. If you make out with me, ill get you a hot dog with everything on it, a boob grab gets you a footlong, and an over the pants handie gets you onion rings and a loganberry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:49:54 2016 No.7506932 >>7506789 And how is that remotely relevant?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:52:19 2016 No.7506936 >>7505439 BUFFALO U F F A L O

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:52:24 2016 No.7506937 >>7506863 you can home can your own beans anon, imagine never having to carry another fucking stupid can of beans from the store ever again

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:54:10 2016 No.7506940 WHAT IS THERE TO GET ABOUT BEANS THEY'RE SHIT AND MAKE YOU FART

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:54:19 2016 No.7506941 >>7506863 And just like a woman you won't shut the fuck up...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:54:49 2016 No.7506945 File: 29 KB, 480x692, 89dc6221ebeb038b13c70c4e4216fa21ba5b5c1523f674653c92cf99ee0816d9_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7506936 Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:56:27 2016 No.7506950 >>7506863 >keep a jar of soaked beans in the fridge >whenever you want some, pressure cook in an elevated pan 10 minutes >cook some grain and lentils and other stuff with it if you want

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:59:21 2016 No.7506955 >>7506950 if you keep beans soaked indefinitely they're going to fucking sprout, retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:00:40 2016 No.7506958 >>7506955 Beans sprouting is the opposite of a problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:12:46 2016 No.7506980 >>7506863 tits or get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:14:34 2016 No.7506982 >>7506863 Why do you type so much Literally no one cares slut

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:22:29 2016 No.7507003 >>7506955 >not activating your beans.... cmon man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:24:27 2016 No.7507008 >>7505439 >tfw moved south and no more northern friends to give me venison jerky and sausages Wtf, I think you mixed up South and North or you're just retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:25:47 2016 No.7507013 >>7502775 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 03:25:02 2016 No.7507392 File: 12 KB, 236x353, 764e501b90c004aa849ce31e9e18ca80[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7506940 >you

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 03:30:38 2016 No.7507398 >>7505355 I'm drinking a 8.1% beer right now. I feel bad for the 2%-ers

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 04:44:29 2016 No.7507504 >>7506940 Beans are great, and so is farting like a mustang. http://nutritionfacts.org/?s=beans http://nutritionfacts.org/2011/12/05/beans-and-gas-clearing-the-air/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 05:31:24 2016 No.7507587 >>7507504 >posting that fart monster vegan shill

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 05:32:29 2016 No.7507589 >>7507587 There is literally nothing wrong with being a fart monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 06:31:50 2016 No.7507684 >>7503372 the head is the best, cheek and tongue and brain and eye and jowls. fish heads are great too as are beef and kid (as in young goat)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 06:52:20 2016 No.7507700 >>7502600 t. the bean boy

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 11:59:50 2016 No.7508196 >>7506236 At least they aren't my faggy family. "If its not local microbrew and if you can taste anything besides the hops, it's not a real beer. Oh, unless Guinness, because muh 17th generation Irish immigrant."

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 15:37:55 2016 No.7508818 >>7502770 >>7502773 It's not for civvies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 16:15:35 2016 No.7508901 >>7505860 fuck off cuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 16:29:01 2016 No.7508938 >>7505439 >he thinks IPAs are a "meme" They're ingrained into beer culture. There's nothing trendy about them anymore

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 17:01:47 2016 No.7509024 >>7506250 Anon. Asking a girl to be your gf is literal rape desu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 17:07:18 2016 No.7509049 File: 590 KB, 1728x905, Macho-Man-Slim-Jim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and it's not just women. a lot of today's nu-males can't snap into a slim jim either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 17:24:51 2016 No.7509101 >>7506088 this is a man thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 17:26:12 2016 No.7509112 >>7503059 thank him for saving you

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 17:45:58 2016 No.7509177 >>7508938 That's what I'm saying. I wasn't a fan of beer around the time the IPA hype came on strong, but now any brewery out there has an IPA in their portfolio. I can't name another beer style that breweries make sure to have year-round.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 18:08:44 2016 No.7509232 >>7505410 >Roastie /r9k/ crossposters are the cancer killing this site

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 18:17:36 2016 No.7509269 >>7505355 Hahahaha lagers Jesus christ have some IPA you piss water drinking faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 19:13:17 2016 No.7509449 >>7509269 >this whole post nice meme(s)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 19:29:35 2016 No.7509487 File: 1.09 MB, 500x350, ur_a_faget_bioshock.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7509269 >He doesn't enjoy a nice pilsner, märzen or a baltic porter

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 19:32:25 2016 No.7509495 >>7509487 A baltic porter is technically an ale

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 19:36:08 2016 No.7509505

>>7509269
>MUH HOPS MUH ART OF MANLEENESS SUBREDIT

I bet you're also the faggot that talks about how much ghost pepper meme spice bullshit they drench their food in because "Oh I guess I'm just super tough and cool because of this SAUCE I PUT ON MY FUCKING FOOD TO DESTROY IT"

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 19:41:07 2016 No.7509515 >>7509505 You sound like a fagot who's insecure about trends thus following the autistic trend of anti-hipsterism The fagot that desperately and unironically tries to emulate Ron Swanson and be a "true man" Fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 19:59:08 2016 No.7509544 File: 42 KB, 557x265, Screen Shot 2016-03-26 at 7.58.29 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7505439

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 20:00:52 2016 No.7509547 >>7503469 >suitcase in a meal

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 20:09:23 2016 No.7509558 >>7503157 You're kidding right? I love a Stone IPA any time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 20:15:36 2016 No.7509568 >>7506845 but my sister went mad for these. how can anyone not enjoy this mushed over a saltine cracker

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 20:17:05 2016 No.7509571 File: 129 KB, 724x611, 1441343593863.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7506940 Case in point. Women will NEVER understand baked beans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 20:41:26 2016 No.7509641 File: 25 KB, 480x480, 1378263143926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7502600 I'm a well-to-do guy with a healthy diet, but sometimes I'll eat a cold can of beans for dinner to feel like a true man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 20:43:11 2016 No.7509645 File: 283 KB, 727x915, bean bath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7509571 I beg to differ

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 20:46:38 2016 No.7509659 File: 348 KB, 1600x1106, sardines.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't even know why. Is it the bones? The fact that they're in a can?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:01:46 2016 No.7509691 What is it about beer that women just can't seem to like? They love wine but dislike beer, but IMO they both have pretty similar flavor profiles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:04:15 2016 No.7509699 >>7509691 They don't taste similar to me at all. Wine is really acidic, beer is much smoother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:34:33 2016 No.7509801 File: 311 KB, 1000x666, Andrew_ZimmernCloseUp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7509691 To me beer tastes more "earthy"

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 21:51:14 2016 No.7509844 Is this thread satire? I'm actually not sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:04:27 2016 No.7509892 >>7505712 My favorite breakfast item. Nothing beats pancakes with the syrup injected in them! (am woman)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:05:52 2016 No.7509897 >>7506845 My mother loves the shit outta these. I like the bbq ones. She also loves potted meat which I can't understand.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:09:14 2016 No.7509909

My younger sister has a half German, half Laotian boyfriend who cooks fucking incredible pho.

Most of the female portion of my family won't eat it. I don't understand how women are so "autistic" about food vs men. That pho is fucking delicious and they can keep their grilled cheese sandwich or whatever stupid crap they eat whenever that dude makes the pho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:10:30 2016 No.7509914 >>7509844 Half satire, half legitimate opinion. You haven't been here long if you can't tell the difference.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:11:00 2016 No.7510080 >>7509269 IPAs are fucking disgusting easily the worst type of beer

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:19:44 2016 No.7510117 File: 54 KB, 960x720, karlore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7506863 If you meet me, online, by Grub's Tavern, I will show you where the treasure is hidden.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:29:39 2016 No.7510143 >>7510080 I honestly like how hoppy they are but they make me sneeze a lot. I must be somewhat allergic to it. In my opinion pilsners are by far the worst. Imported or otherwise they're just awful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:30:42 2016 No.7510149 >>7509909 >half German, half Laotian the wonders of the modern world

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:32:34 2016 No.7510151 >>7510149 Eh, his mother was a refugee from the Vietnam war (their side fought with the US and needed to escape) and his dad was a 1st generation German immigrant. That never would have happened in the past but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:36:33 2016 No.7510157 >>7510117 Karlore is 18 feet tall with wings like an angel but also like a demon You have to get with him because my penis is like somebody glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:38:08 2016 No.7510161 >>7505097 >I'm a shut in loser so therefore everyone on 4chan is the same as me >comeonnow.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:07:22 2016 No.7510239 >>7509495 except when it's fermented with a bottom fermenting yeast

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:16:06 2016 No.7510272

>>7510161

He's probably from some shithole board that hides in a hole.

I don't host dinner parties (they're a pain in the ass) but I do have people over for dinner.

The concept of the dinner party is a stupid British or European thing. In the US you have people over for dinner and drinks. We used to try to emulate Europe back in the 90's. Now it's just...fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:40:54 2016 No.7510326 >>7502609 proof?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:44:27 2016 No.7510332 >>7502871 Ok, I admit it. But it's not because calories, I just don't like those gummy bits of ham/sausage . The ham they use on pizza is gross,but I just pick em off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 00:48:28 2016 No.7510338 >>7510332 Agreed, although I can handle the ham myself Sausage on pizza though... not my thing

>>	WevəM Sun Mar 27 00:50:40 2016 No.7510346 >>7502796 Underrated post

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:07:41 2016 No.7510378 >>7502773 It says it right on the packet, IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:09:12 2016 No.7510384 >>7509568 >mushing >not cramming whole wieners into your mouth What are you, gay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:11:37 2016 No.7510387 >>7505355 2% lager? NIgger, even Mormons are calling you a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:05:19 2016 No.7510501 >>7503411 I'd still eat it but I might grimace a little

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:01:23 2016 No.7510779 >>7502632 My mother told me that she used to take sugar and cream, but then a dude asked her what she thought all that sugar would do to her teeth in the long run and she stopped.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:00:27 2016 No.7510876 >>7506255 dat mean u gunna lose nigga

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:14:42 2016 No.7510885 File: 188 KB, 888x1255, av9gJsA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7502705 >moot ;-;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:18:25 2016 No.7510891 >>7502709 Please respond to this anon, it's actually depressing to see these posts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 06:25:33 2016 No.7510991 ITT people who have never met a woman

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:03:02 2016 No.7511973 >>7510991 i saw one once at school meh

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:10:08 2016 No.7511989 >>7502796 In America maybe Many girls and women in Europe "get" beer. The ones that don't are trash either way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:12:29 2016 No.7511994 >>7511989 this

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:16:37 2016 No.7512007 >>7511989 >"get" beer lol what

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:19:12 2016 No.7512996 >>7502770 These are pretty shitty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:26:13 2016 No.7513029 >>7502796 In Europe maybe

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:50:07 2016 No.7513104 >>7502705 >moot More like mook

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:53:30 2016 No.7513111 >>7505355 >Women will never appreciate a good lager. >Tesco lager Apparently, neither do you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:55:19 2016 No.7513117 >>7509645 She a cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:23:59 2016 No.7513423 >>7509691 >IMO they both have pretty similar flavor profiles. What? How do you find fruitiness, acidity or tannins in beer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:46:02 2016 No.7513514 >>7505712 fuck me why did you have to remind me. i haven't had these in forever so i might have to shoot off and get a few.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:51:15 2016 No.7513527 >>7503091 I-I don't get it either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:33:52 2016 No.7513668 >>7502709 uh...no?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:42:36 2016 No.7514269 >>7506781 >I'm fully plugged into the corporate machine so therefore so is everyone else

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:57:22 2016 No.7514308 >>7509659 It's mostly the smell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:25:22 2016 No.7514505 File: 58 KB, 712x536, sad-joker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7502705 whenever i let a woman make coffee, they end up making brown water and then add a ton of milk and sugar to it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:20:28 2016 No.7514855 >>7502600 Which it is soused hog's face

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:31:18 2016 No.7514945 >>7502600 why is this shit so cheap? $1.1? wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:58:46 2016 No.7514963 File: 24 KB, 400x300, anchovies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:58:54 2016 No.7514965 >>7509645 ...why?

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