/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7478147]

ITT: we trigger /ck/

[Anonymous No.7478148]

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[Anonymous No.7478153]

[Anonymous No.7478155]

>>7478147
Why is this going to trigger me? You're supposed to rinse your pasta after draining it.

[Anonymous No.7478156]

[Anonymous No.7478160]

>>7478147

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[Anonymous No.7478165]

>>7478161
I don't get this one

[Anonymous No.7478167]

>>7478165
Authentic carbonara, but they failed to name their picture.

[Anonymous No.7478179]

[Anonymous No.7478186]

>>7478167
>>7478161
samefag

[Anonymous No.7478191]

>>7478149
Grrrrrr I'm so fucking mad

[Anonymous No.7478193]

>>7478148
What's the deal with this one? It looks like pus.

[Anonymous No.7478195]

>>7478155
Sauces stick better to pasta if you don't wash off all the starch and cool it down by rinsing it. Frankly, it doesn't matter, especially if the sauce you're using is of a thicker variety. There isn't a real reason to be triggered.

[Anonymous No.7478198]

>>7478193
Did you Google it?

[Anonymous No.7478199]

>>7478153
turns there are farms that make foie gras humanely, i saw a video where they have the same feeder as to not freak out the ducks and they just feed the ducks often while letting them run around the barns, and the tubes have been made of a soft plastic that doesn't hurt the ducks, they just walk up to the person doing the feeding, they feed the duck and it walks off.
I used to be very against foie gras but after seeing the video I am mostly ok with it, though I still probably wouldnt eat it.

[Anonymous No.7478200]

>>7478191
Now we just need someone to buy a can of that and make chili with beans with it.

[Anonymous No.7478202]

>>7478186
Not me, I posted the kraft dinner with deconstructed stewed tomatoes and veggie dogs

[Anonymous No.7478204]

[Anonymous No.7478208]

>>7478204
I can't help but laugh at the name of it.

[Anonymous No.7478212]

>>7478199
found it
https://youtu.be/tQzH58WJt0Y

[Anonymous No.7478240]

>>7478204
that picture has started to make me feel physically sick

[Anonymous No.7478249]

>>7478208

I guess it's the sound you make after you're done eating it

[Anonymous No.7478250]

>>7478249
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.

[Anonymous No.7478254]

>>7478147
This was my dinner tonight.

I'm sure it will trigger some of you autists.

Homemade mashed potatoes with tons of button and bacon grease.

Baby-back ribs braised for 2 hours, then finished individually under a broiler on all sides, coated in a sugary sauce and broiled again.

[Anonymous No.7478256]

>>7478249
>>7478250
imagine the sound of sloshing your finger around between one of the layers as if it was your girlfriend

[Anonymous No.7478264]

>>7478254
button, as in button mushrooms?

[Anonymous No.7478266]

>>7478264
Button as in butter.

Come on, man, you should know these things.

[Anonymous No.7478268]

>>7478147
>>7478156
Why would you rinse pasta?

[Anonymous No.7478272]

>>7478254
>bold creole seasoning

[Anonymous No.7478274]

I rinse pasta when I'm using it for a pasta salad but normally don't. Am I wrong for rinsing it for pasta salad?

[Anonymous No.7478284]

>>7478167
Oh ok. I was looking at it and was like 'Kraft and hot dogs is triggering now?'

[Anonymous No.7478299]

>>7478266
sorry I dont come on here often, looks like a pretty good meal though.

[Anonymous No.7478305]

>>7478299
Oh god, the memes have gone too far.

You thought button/butter was some /ck/ thing?

It was just a typo.

Back on topic, pic related.

[Anonymous No.7478311]

>>7478305
look I have no idea what you retards say in here, I came to talk about rice cooker pancakes and how mine turned out shit.

[Anonymous No.7478315]

>>7478305
looks delicious

[Anonymous No.7478318]

>>7478153
is that sufjan

[Anonymous No.7478321]

>>7478315
good god it looks like somebody vomited on a bunch of fetuses then cooked it for 45 minutes

[Anonymous No.7478325]

>>7478268
All I know is that certain thinner kinds of noodles that cook quickly, like somen and vermicelli rice noodles, it instructs you on the package to rinse them after draining to stop the cooking process so you don't get mush instead of noodles. For thicker types of noodles and actual pasta, no clue.

[Anonymous No.7478361]

>>7478254
why would you call that dinner? That's clearly dessert

[Anonymous No.7478382]

>>7478256
Anon, why are YOU imagining this?

Seek help. Probably at a bar.

[Anonymous No.7478628]

>>7478204
>>7478240
My girlfriend is on a diet, and I show her this picture whenever she gets the munchies. It works really fucking well, she's down 10 lbs.

[Anonymous No.7478695]

>>7478179
Would try.

[Anonymous No.7478710]

>>7478305
Glaze means it was used as an ingredient not as a condiment though

[Anonymous No.7478733]

>>7478199
>>7478212
Thats great but I wonder the percentage likely that I'd be purchasing fois gras from a humane business. Even then I don't feel good about the off chance I bought some from what was probably horror-movie tier torture.

[Anonymous No.7478859]

>>7478733
oh probably very low, but it makes me feel a bit better that the technology is becoming less monstrous.

what you said is exactly why I still wont eat it.

[Anonymous No.7478901]

>>7478733
Who gives a shit if the geese were tortured or not? You're going to kill them to eat them anyway! Fuck birds and fuck the people who give a shit about their welfare! REEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.7478908]

>>7478268
Cause chances are it's covered in wax for one.

[Anonymous No.7478911]

>>7478908
Would not boiling water take the wax off first?

[Anonymous No.7478927]

>>7478733
Since geese don't have gag reflexes, I don't see the methodology as being much more aggressive than any other meat raising. The literal and inescapable facts of the practice are what I find morally questionable.

Imagine if we found out cows with lung cancer produced especially delicious beef for some reason. The experience of smoking is surely more pleasant than having a tube stuck down your throat, gag reflex or not, but the fact is, animals are being given major organ failure for the customer's increased pleasure in either case.

[Anonymous No.7478940]

>>7478901
suffering yields shitty food you spastic.

cows walk around because if their muscles were underdeveloped they would taste shitty and output smaller cut sizes, appreciating the animal and taking care of it will make it taste heaps better.

[Anonymous No.7478945]

>>7478911
Put your hand in a jar of mayonaise. Now put your hand in a bowl of water. Slosh it around for ten minutes to simulate the boiling water. Then see if you feel like going about your daily life without rinsing your hand off first.

Sure, it can't possibly be necessary. Hell, the mayo is probably less biotic than the water due to the vinegar content, but if you think about it too hard, you're gonna wanna do it.

I don't rinse my noodles, for the record. I'm just positing the first reason I'd have to do it aside from wanting them al dente.

[Anonymous No.7478950]

>>7478940
veal

smaller cuts is valid. tasting shitty is questionable.

I have never had veal, I'm just an asshole.

[Anonymous No.7478956]

>>7478940
A slow painful death allows an animal to work adrenalin out of its system and leads to more tender meat.

[Anonymous No.7478961]

>>7478153
They bought a Moet bottle for this...

[Anonymous No.7478967]

>>7478950
in Australia the UK and Europe keeping veal calves in crates has been made illegal since 2007, im not sure how it is in the america region but I hope they do the same.
By no means am I a PETA faggot but I still think that it's important to appreciate where the meat comes from and how its treated because otherwise we get shit like that mad cow epidemic that happened late 80's early 90's in the UK.

We have all this technology, we might as well use it to make the most delicious animals that are happy until we cut them up.

[Anonymous No.7478975]

>>7478956
I'm pretty sure that's not how adrenaline works, and wouldn't a quick death prevent the adrenaline from flowing in the first place?

[Anonymous No.7478977]

>>7478967
Veal is still legal in america. Always the late adopters, after all.

I wasn't advocating veal, merely pointing out how the idea that suffering causes worse tasting meat is probably untrue.

[Anonymous No.7478984]

>>7478977
You misunderstand, veal is still perfectly legal in those places, they just changed it so they aren't kept in shitty little crates any more, they changed the diet of the veal calves and gave them more space.

[Anonymous No.7478988]

>>7478977

I'm not a PETA faggot either, or guy you're replying too.

I dunno. The suffering you're talking about is stagnation. It's being anthropomorphic tho, cows are kinda dumb shits.

I'm a hunter tho, and believe in clean kills. It's a theory if you shoot something (in my case white tail deer) and it suffers for a prolonged time it releases adrenaline and other shit which makes the meat worse. Rather that's true or not, I do not know. I just believe in clean kills so the animal doesn't suffer.

[Anonymous No.7478993]

[Anonymous No.7478999]

>>7478988
Cows are a bit smarter than what you make them out to be, researchers have found that cows have enough understanding to make friends and hold grudges with other cows.

Adrenaline and stress does make the meat worse, studies done have shown that animals not slaughtered correctly or efficiently can develop abnormalities in the meat.

I don't know if I have it in me to ever go hunting but it's good of you to keep suffering low in your hunts.

[Anonymous No.7479006]

[Anonymous No.7479009]

Oh, and by the way, PETA isn't against the suffering of animals or animal abuse by any means. PETA is against the existence of domesticated animals. Against animal use as opposed to animal abuse, as it were.

[Anonymous No.7479011]

>>7479009
I know, I just equate them to retards who are commonly know for animal activism, they are scum fucks that need to be sterilized and burned alive for the shit they pull.

[Anonymous No.7479013]

>>7478999

Hunting isn't for everyone. To be honest I really don't like gutting them.

But I appreciate the fact as a meat eater I take part in every process. It gets me outdoors, out in the woods. I enjoy it.

I also let my friend use my property to let his sheep graze. In return he gives me some meat when it comes slaughtering time for the lambs.

>Clarice

It puts you in touch with things. Meat just isn't something that comes in a plastic container at the local grocery store.

[Anonymous No.7479026]

>>7479013
but chicken tendies

[Anonymous No.7479032]

>>7479026

I love tendies. What do you think I eat before I go kill Bambies Mom & Dad?

Dairy Queen w/ white gravy master race.

[Anonymous No.7479033]

>>7478945
I can slosh around forever and it wouldn't actually simulate the intense heat involved in boiling water. If I can recall life correctly I believe that wax has a much lower boiling point than water anyway so would not the miniscule amount of paraffin involved just evaporate?

[Anonymous No.7479034]

>>7479013
this is a good way of thinking, a good understanding of the world around us gives us very valuable wisdom.

[Anonymous No.7479037]

>>7478945
out of context this is a very strange thing to read.

[Anonymous No.7479041]

>>7479033
Like I was saying, it's just a feeling.

[Anonymous No.7479052]

>>7478305

So I'll want to stick my dick in that ketchup too?

[Anonymous No.7479057]

>>7478204
Made me gag

[Anonymous No.7479058]

>>7478147

[Anonymous No.7479066]

>>7479041
>bostons "more than a feeling" plays internally

[Anonymous No.7479347]

>>7478148
>boston cream filled

[Anonymous No.7479439]

>>7478195
What if I don't use any sauce on pasta?

[Anonymous No.7479463]

>>7478956
That's how halal butchering works.

[Anonymous No.7479490]

>>7478179
that's not triggering, that's hilarious

[Anonymous No.7479494]

>>7478153
This is kinda hot

[Anonymous No.7480243]

>>7478153

[Anonymous No.7480284]

>>7478160
>just a little bit of salsa

[Anonymous No.7480318]

>>7478945
I just dipped half my hand in mayonnaise and splashed it round in a jar for a bit.

It almost immediately came off.

[Anonymous No.7480323]

>>7478160
The decorative paper plate is equally triggering to me

[Anonymous No.7480329]

>>7478147
>we trigger /ck/
Only Americans and faggots let things trigger them.
Fucking liberals.

[Anonymous No.7480351]

>>7478268
>>7478147
Americans...

We rinse it so it stops cooking itself ..

Pasta should be al dente not canned spagetti mush like texture americans are used too.

Only stupid Americans are triggered by this because they never had a real mama to cook real food for them.

[Anonymous No.7480356]

>>7480329
>>7480351

[Anonymous No.7480375]

>>7478254
Humble brag

[Anonymous No.7480379]

>>7480329
Careful, you'll make him run off to his "safe space"

[Anonymous No.7480384]

>>7478147
I miss Angie.

[Anonymous No.7480397]

>>7478272

Coming from someone born and raised in Louisiana.

Tony's is the shit. If you dont it you can get out.

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[Anonymous No.7480484]

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[Anonymous No.7480499]

>>7480484
HOLY SHIT LADY GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU DIE

[Anonymous No.7480506]

>>7480476
are you kidding me? That's hilarious

[Anonymous No.7480509]

>>7480480
Bitch gets salmon over rice and a baked potato

[Anonymous No.7480510]

>>7480484

How the fuck do you go through life allergic to all of that shit?
How joyless must your meals be?

Poor girl.

[Anonymous No.7480516]

>>7480492
I can't even watch this whole thing, jesus christ

[Anonymous No.7480524]

>>7478153
this is just making me want to eat it more

[Anonymous No.7480536]

>>7478160
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.7480539]

[Anonymous No.7480541]

Stop liking what I don't like. The thread

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[Anonymous No.7480558]

>>7480484
>sugar ending in -ose

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[Anonymous No.7480568]

>>7478268
It's necessary when serving cold. And soba needs to be rinsed or becomes a lump.

[Anonymous No.7480573]

[Anonymous No.7480574]

>>7480566
Jesus what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.7480577]

>>7480558
I read that too, wtf seriously, how is she even alive

[Anonymous No.7480578]

>>7480566
That board is specifically for bread and meat should not be anywhere near it.

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[Anonymous No.7480583]

>>7480484
Easy enough to work around.

>>7480510
Your meals must lack variety if you think that.

[Anonymous No.7480584]

>>7480484
With a list like that, why not do the humane thing and just let yourself die?

[Anonymous No.7480585]

>>7480484
does this mean shes allergic to naturally occurring sugars too like fructose and sucrose? or was that just put there as an extra precaution against corn products.

[Anonymous No.7480594]

>>7480585
if she was allergic to glucose she'd be dead. She would have been dead inside the womb, the zygote would have aborted before it even got past one division

[Anonymous No.7480597]

>>7480510
she can still still eat meat and fish but not dairy and eggs, so she could be like a vegan but not.

[Anonymous No.7480620]

>>7478305
>ketchup glaze

Eurgh, not with meatloaf and not with steak. Anyways, they're calling it ketchup, but it seems like it's more of a fancy tomato sauce. Even A1 has tomatoes in it. I'd be able to use the sauce without feeling like an idiot.

[Anonymous No.7480622]

>>7478147
>>7478156
>>7480492
(pic related)

>>7478148
>>7478204
>>7480539
>>7480548
oh that's just nasty

>>7480480
>>7480484
if you're gonna bitch that much you should probably just cook for yourself instead of going to restaurants

>>7480543
>>7480573
what in the actual fuck are you doing nigger

>>7478153
lol

[Anonymous No.7480624]

https://www.youtube.com/user/WeberCooks

[Anonymous No.7480635]

>>7480620
>not with meatloaf
You haven't been eating the right glaze on your meatloaf

[Anonymous No.7480640]

>>7480480
Took me a few seconds to think of several dishes and dessert that would be acceptable. They're also exclusively whole plant foods.

[Anonymous No.7480641]

>>7480558
they all end in -ose

maltose dextrose lactose fructose sucrose galactose

there are none that dont. she's uneducated or just a person with a victim complex

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[Anonymous No.7480678]

>>7478956
This is one of those things I'll never know is a myth or not. It's practiced in china a lot so I've got a strong feeling it is, but I'm very curious.

The same as people abusing kids before death, then drinking a glass of their blood to get benefits of ingesting the adrenaline.thay stuff is even more intriguing and interesting.

[Anonymous No.7480712]

>>7478993

[Anonymous No.7480739]

>>7479058

[Anonymous No.7480765]

>>7480539
>>7480543
>>7480548

Has this man actually ever cooked anything in his life that hasn't turned out raw or entirely disgusting?