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Can anyone link me a good source for middle-earth and or hobbit and elvish cuisine? Is there a definitive recipe for lembas? Has orcish cuisine and spirit making been discussed?

>> No.7443392

>>7443240
All we know from the lore is that lembas has honey and fruit in it. Other than that, generic elf-magic.

Try to find Beorn's honey cake instead.

>> No.7443422
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7443422

Anyone have the secret formula for a Krabby Patty?

>> No.7443425

>>7443422
Plankton pls go

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>>7443425

>> No.7443626
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>>7443425
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMIOLI

>>7443240
I'm not big on Middle-Earth food, but their pipeweed is tight

>> No.7443651
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DERES ONLY 1 WAY 2 EAT A BRACE O' CONEYS

>> No.7443662

>>7443651
WHATS IT DOING? YOU STUPID FAT HOBBIT. YOU RUINS IT.

>> No.7443697

ale

>> No.7443708

>>7443240
Fuck lotr. Heres some GoT http://www.innatthecrossroads.com/

>> No.7444062
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>>7443708

>eating inferior cuisine from an inferior fantasy world

>> No.7444080

>>7443240
PO TA TOES

>> No.7444086

>>7444080
That song has ruined ROTK for me. I can't watch it seriously anymore.

>> No.7444352
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7444352

Semi-related, but I saw an online archive of old middle-ages recipes/cookbooks posted here a while back, but I can't seem to find it. Any help?

>> No.7444813

>>7443392
http://middleearthrecipes.tumblr.com/post/111126769664/beorns-honey-cake

>> No.7444815

>>7444352
Don't have it but these might help:
http://www.godecookery.com/mtrans/mtrans.htm
http://medievalcookery.com/recipes/index.html

If you prefer more modern takes on it:
http://www.oldcook.com/en/cooking-recipes_medieval

>> No.7444875

>>7443240
Grog isn't fit for human consumption.

>> No.7444885

>>7444813

riveting link, m8 (srs)

>> No.7445008

ORK NEED NOT SILLY ELF FOOD ORK HAVE MEAT

>> No.7445053

>>7443240
Most of the food Tolkien wrote about is real British stuff.

>> No.7445158

>>7444813
You can tell this is made by an American because they haven't a clue that half of these things are real and they go off on some weird tangent about what they think they actually are.

>> No.7445165

>>7443651
Taters? What is a Taters precious?

>> No.7445197

>>7445165
Paddies, boil em, mash em, put em in a famine.

>> No.7445316

>>7444062
if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.

>> No.7446101

Huntley & Palmers biscuts made from flour salt and water during WW1 because that's what the writers to the lord of the rings probably ate as emergency rations when he lived in WW1.

>> No.7446125

>>7443422
here you go buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>> No.7446234

>>7444086
the YTMND one?

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>>7443240
>not knowing about second breakfast

>> No.7446665

>>7444815
perfect, thank you

I love reading the recipes in the original transcriptions from your first link

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>>7443240

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>>7447110

>> No.7447117
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>>7447115

>> No.7447118

>>7446101
I remember in the books that they had some sort of salt tac, so, you are probably not far from the truth.

>> No.7447140

>>7443626
Tobacco is a thing, you know.

>> No.7447164

>>7443708
>Fuck lotr
>Heres some GoT
are you pleb or only pretending to be pleb?

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>>7447117
>cakes pictured have poppy seeds in them
>they aren't in the recipe