What is the most /beautiful/ dish you've ever made, /ck/?

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Anonymous Fri Mar 4 17:13:34 2016 No.7439018 [DELETED]

What is the most /beautiful/ dish you've ever made, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 17:48:32 2016 No.7439112 File: 1.67 MB, 1334x750, 1456806164979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cheese milkshake

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:05:48 2016 No.7439144 >>7439018 i think he blinked once in that entire webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:07:41 2016 No.7439149 >>7439018 You mean, like, presentation-wise? I made a really nice boiled beef with parsley sauce one time. But generally IDGAF about how it looks; taste is more important. Obviously I'm not getting michelin stars any time soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:07:58 2016 No.7439152 >>7439144 yo wtf how did you notice that and why doesn't he blink?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:09:04 2016 No.7439154 >>7439152 He probably did blink, but the low framerate and the compression algorithm in the webm hid it from you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:09:31 2016 No.7439155 >>7439144 HOLY FUCK WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:10:32 2016 No.7439156 >>7439154 highly unlikely

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:13:14 2016 No.7439170 >>7439152 the absolutely terrifying unbroken eye contact with the camera sucked me in and then i was like jesus christ how has he not blinked yet >>7439154 plausible i guess but at least one of his blinks you can see clearly

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:15:02 2016 No.7439175 >>7439149 >boiled beef There's a special level in hell for you people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:22:22 2016 No.7439190 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxT59kF4jVw

Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:25:05 2016 No.7439202

>>7439018
i hate him so much. it's completely irrational at this point, it was founded in sane reasons but now i just loathe him because he's fat and shit and stupid and doesn't blink and cooks terrible food and is fat and a terrible cook and has a shit bandanna and is fat and shit and should die

Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:29:43 2016 No.7439216
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>>7439018
This man knows how to cook a steak. I'll give him that much.

For me it's a nice red curry. It takes a lot of ingredients but it is well worth the effort. Cheap as dirt too. Some of the shit from China might give me cancer... too bad I wasn't born Dutch 300 years ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:31:14 2016 No.7439226 File: 1.68 MB, 3264x1836, 20160202_152544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7439216

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:33:55 2016 No.7439233 File: 1.57 MB, 1920x1080, 1456893095737.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anything with some /heaping/ tablespoons of mayo

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Anonymous Fri Mar 4 18:37:27 2016 No.7439246
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a few years ago I spent 27 dollars on a single piece of steak. Ended up overcooking it and got so desperate for it to look nice and bloody that I punched myself in the face and then rubbed my nose bleed blood over the steak. Tasted horrible.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 19:32:02 2016 No.7439419 >>7439410 >it gets harder when you fight back >fight even harder

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 19:37:47 2016 No.7439433 >>7439246 >overcooking stack are you afraid of worms or something fuccboi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 19:38:50 2016 No.7439436 >>7439410 >ja/ck/ discovers non newtonian fluids >acts amazed I swear he has the intellect of a third grader

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 19:42:52 2016 No.7439443 >>7439436 To be fair, the end result was pretty good looking. I think this was the chinese glazed something, but he missed recording the most important part, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 00:19:47 2016 No.7440310 >>7439233 THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 00:20:11 2016 No.7440311 >>7439155 He's a warlock trying to cast a spell on you with his eyes. Is it working yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 01:03:00 2016 No.7440403 >>7439216 >leave wok outside during autumn >bunch of leaves and shit fall in it >bring it inside, fry it up and eat it

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 03:15:17 2016 No.7440608 >>7439144 This is making me pretty uncomfortable.

Anonymous Sat Mar 5 03:21:42 2016 No.7440619
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This is the best thing I've managed to photograph. Made better looking stuff at work.

Beer bread
Arugula
Fried egg
Pulled bbq chicken
Homemade sweet bbq sauce
Jalapeno poppers

I was hungees

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 03:22:29 2016 No.7440622 >>7439410 While I don't care a lot about jack, the way his hands handle food so unassertively makes me cringe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 03:30:50 2016 No.7440645 you, OP. let it sink in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 03:45:19 2016 No.7440665 File: 102 KB, 665x1136, received_10153334811269856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Superior food incoming

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 03:46:32 2016 No.7440669 File: 74 KB, 960x960, received_1095732153770443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7440665

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 03:47:35 2016 No.7440672 File: 88 KB, 720x960, received_1095732170437108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7440669

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 03:48:48 2016 No.7440675 File: 88 KB, 720x960, received_1095732240437101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7440672

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 03:50:06 2016 No.7440680 File: 45 KB, 720x960, received_1095732260437099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7440675

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 04:04:34 2016 No.7440706 >>7440672 Fucking beans on toast?

Anonymous Sat Mar 5 04:06:51 2016 No.7440710

>>7439154
It's 30fps, a human blink is around 300 ms in duration which is roughly 10 frames. There is no way the codec would fuck things up that badly without being bit starved which it isn't since there isn't any macroblocking or smearing.

Ja/ck/ is a demon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 04:09:51 2016 No.7440719 File: 132 KB, 1080x1918, received_1083155898361402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7440706 Hell yeah Why the fuck not

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 04:19:52 2016 No.7440735 File: 226 KB, 620x670, 20_years_of_tyrone.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7440669 >Guacamole on pasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 04:22:47 2016 No.7440739 >>7439175 The fuck else are you going to put in your soup, memedium rare steak?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 04:24:39 2016 No.7440742 File: 52 KB, 720x960, received_1095732150437110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7440735 You should check yourself before wrecking yourself Look up avocado salsa or avocado pasta and try any of the thousands of recipes online

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>>	Manuel de santis !9WlJQ8QY3. Sat Mar 5 09:07:44 2016 No.7441098 a salad

>>	Manuel de santis !9WlJQ8QY3. Sat Mar 5 09:12:52 2016 No.7441107 >>7439190 That gives me nausea just from looking at it

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 09:28:45 2016 No.7441129 >>7440998 fuck, he is so ugly and fat. the way his mouth is always hanging open makes me want to puke. how did he find a following in a visual medium?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 09:29:45 2016 No.7441131 File: 561 KB, 2448x2448, asien.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lil asian dish I made

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 09:30:49 2016 No.7441134 File: 760 KB, 680x676, scallop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lil entreé dish I made

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 09:32:17 2016 No.7441137 Venison, mushroom, bearnaise, potatoes and parsnip puré

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 09:33:20 2016 No.7441140 File: 1.11 MB, 734x736, venison.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Forgot picture in previous post

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 09:34:58 2016 No.7441142 >>7441137 You blended the meat, too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 09:37:26 2016 No.7441146 >>7441142 not blended, in swedish it's called hjort ytterfile which translates to outer filet of venison

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 09:38:47 2016 No.7441148 File: 1.09 MB, 734x734, burrata.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] one last picture i thought was nice:

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 09:38:53 2016 No.7441149 Jack is not conscious

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 09:40:48 2016 No.7441153 >>7441146 What kind of deer do you have in Sweden? Or are you just making a swedish dish? I'm not a smart man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 09:42:31 2016 No.7441157 File: 139 KB, 893x646, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I practice at it when at salad bars or buffets

Anonymous Sat Mar 5 09:43:47 2016 No.7441159

i've made some handsome cakes in my time, but i'm more concerned with taste. what constitutes "making a dish"? did the people who post pasta in this thread make their own pasta fresh? at what point does a dish become yours and not a combination of ingredients

>>7440672
you stacked the toast on top of the wet topping of the other toasts...............

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 09:47:43 2016 No.7441167 >>7441153 Most likely it's fallow deer, possibly red deer. There are also tons and tons of roe deer, but they aren't usually considered "real" deer in Sweden.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 10:50:38 2016 No.7441305 >>7439018 those look dry as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 10:58:15 2016 No.7441327 >>7439233 Genius prank desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:14:41 2016 No.7441357 File: 2.38 MB, 3008x2000, DSC_0200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sheep and cabbage stew. >will see if I have some really nice pics stored somewhere

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:24:08 2016 No.7441379 >>7441129 He literally caters to people like him. Like /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:26:33 2016 No.7441388 >>7440742 No thanks, avocado really upsets my stomach.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:42:05 2016 No.7441423 File: 234 KB, 570x297, chocolatedelice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ive never made this but i watched Raymond blanc make it on tv last night

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 16:06:45 2016 No.7442084 >>7441357 Only presentable picture i have. >i have my portfolio lost

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 16:09:26 2016 No.7442099 File: 168 KB, 1024x691, Rekær.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7442084 >forgot image

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 16:26:46 2016 No.7442164 >>7439018 what the fudge? his stare is like sexual harassment

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 16:52:42 2016 No.7442222 File: 2.20 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_0363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really like how this lemon tart turned out

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:00:54 2016 No.7442501 File: 66 KB, 720x720, IMG_2028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This was my dinner a week ago. Probably the most beautiful thing I ever made.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:16:00 2016 No.7442527 >>7440619 Looks amazing

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:17:03 2016 No.7442530 >>7440665 Cat turds with grilled onions and peas

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:22:28 2016 No.7442550 File: 338 KB, 1080x1920, Snapchat-1080102844356027053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Made this a few weeks ago looked better in person got alot of good reviews

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:23:33 2016 No.7442551 File: 293 KB, 1080x1920, Snapchat-163732597490430211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Heres a before

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:25:16 2016 No.7442558 File: 260 KB, 1080x1920, Snapchat-6490751033688824252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some pork snitzle i made for dinner With sliced cherry tomatoes i picked that day

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:26:37 2016 No.7442565 File: 304 KB, 1080x1920, Snapchat-7667347573266614071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eggs benny with jalopeno jelly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:28:42 2016 No.7442571 File: 1001 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2016-01-10-23-02-40.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] French onion soup

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:34:12 2016 No.7442590 File: 1.20 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-10-06-13-26-06.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made an edgy teen pie with blueberries and cherries

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:37:17 2016 No.7442601 File: 71 KB, 1080x1920, 1439491149437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have posted this before but its the best pic i have

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:39:03 2016 No.7442604 File: 97 KB, 1080x1920, 1439491168168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Inside

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:40:34 2016 No.7442613 >>7439152 toads don't need to blink often

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:42:00 2016 No.7442621 So no one on ck can actually cook Suprise suprise

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:48:36 2016 No.7442638 >>7439410 kek What the fuck is that

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 19:58:49 2016 No.7442662 >>7440672 sauce getting on the bottom side of the toast triggers my autism

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 20:00:32 2016 No.7442669 File: 295 KB, 1078x1322, 2015-09-30_11.15.05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7442657 who /lost the plot/ here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 20:00:55 2016 No.7442671 File: 359 KB, 718x1275, 20151219_200329_HDR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nothing special sum pumpkin soup

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 20:04:52 2016 No.7442679 >all these assblasted beta fags mad because they can't cook so they shit on Jack LmfAO, this can't be real.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 20:54:56 2016 No.7442780 >>7439144 >>7439152 >>7439155 This obviously means he is one of the reptilian aliens who control all world governments and mega-corporations

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 21:06:14 2016 No.7442797 File: 2.19 MB, 1675x727, BLACKED.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7440998 >filename Always gets to me.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 21:10:53 2016 No.7442808 Probably have to say a big stack of pancakes. Or I would choose chili cheese dogs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:25:04 2016 No.7443132 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, 1455960170005.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7442807 >beeyewduhful

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:50:24 2016 No.7443206 File: 994 KB, 500x279, ImFineWithThis.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7442657 >>7442807 >>7443132 >>7443140

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 23:53:41 2016 No.7443214 >>7442780 But reptilians actually blink at a much more frequent rate than humans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:02:21 2016 No.7443232 >>7443140 This is hell

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:28:35 2016 No.7443300 >>7443140 That goddamn cheese salad gets me every fucking time

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:29:28 2016 No.7443304 >>7443132 Somehow I knew the oil wouldn't be hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:27:43 2016 No.7443549 File: 31 KB, 630x354, 1455267980354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7442669 I would pay to see Gordon Ramsay beat the shit out of Ja/ck/

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:17:12 2016 No.7443659 >>7439410 >ja/ck/ tries to make batter >makes spiced oobleck instead Every time

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:30:20 2016 No.7443679 File: 17 KB, 317x221, 1430613566965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7439190 Why must man play god?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:31:55 2016 No.7443681 >>7440998 >editing text onto the whiteboard instead of actually writing

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:34:08 2016 No.7443684 >>7443549 >I would pay to see Gordon Ramsay beat the shit out of Ja/ck/ now that you mention it... i kind of want to see that, too

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 03:38:04 2016 No.7443690 >>7439190 whats wrong with this person

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 04:41:21 2016 No.7443755 File: 190 KB, 500x598, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7443140 >mfw

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 06:45:31 2016 No.7443973 >>7440680 >ketchup what the fuck is wrong with you? use some sour cream or creme fraiche you fucking animal

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:22:40 2016 No.7444000 >>7442188 why is he twisting a bottle cap what the fuck. do americans seriously not have bottle openers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:24:20 2016 No.7444002 >>7444000 He doesn't drink and he is a fucking retard in general so he either doesn't own one (unlikely) or forgot

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:29:01 2016 No.7444005 >>7444002 he forgot that bottles need bottle openers? I know jack is retarded but holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 07:31:39 2016 No.7444008 >>7442188 Plz delete this. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 09:02:30 2016 No.7444135 >>7444000 in many cases, american beer bottles do have caps that you can twist off. that retard just didn´t realise the bottle didn´t have a twistable cap. also, i have never seen the source video. did he ever get the bottle open?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 10:14:39 2016 No.7444285 File: 846 KB, 1920x1080, Cooking with Suco - Episode 04 Tutle Dicks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hardly cook. This was the best thing I'd made in a long time. https://youtu.be/Xx-08GgWoU8

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 12:47:08 2016 No.7444770 >>7444285 unfunny faggot

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:53:20 2016 No.7445099
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I'm gonna be serious for a moment.

The "cooking" this guy publishes on his youtube channel is the worst shit I've seen in my life.

The food at the end always looks completely inedible, bland, and under/overcooked (or both).

How does this guy have any subs on youtube / how do people watch his videos unironically?

I mean, even the worst low-social/economic tier trash can't watch him pull apart a pink chicken breast and think that this is what constitutes good food, right?

Not in the 21st century where any pleb can look up "how to cook chicken breast" and get 100 million results on google on how to cook a piece of chicken correctly.

Fuck, I'm mad.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:56:29 2016 No.7445106
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>>7445099
at this point it seems like the majority of his unironic viewers go for his product/restaurant reviews. I wouldn't trust his judgement on anything but some of the places he does go to look really tasty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 14:58:36 2016 No.7445111 >>7445106 Yeah but I mean, he can't even cook a simple meal correctly, why the fuck would anyone take his advice on anything food related?

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:05:24 2016 No.7445132
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>>7445111
You don't have to know how to cook to go to a restaurant. Or to make a judgement that restaurant x is a place I may try. It's probably helpful if you are in the Nashville area, just to see what's around.

He does have legit fans though. This pic he drove some hours to visit some little boy that was his biggest fan.

Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:07:16 2016 No.7445140

>>7445106
I detest his reviews, especially his restaurant reviews. They're nit-picky at best, and pants on head retarded at worst. Not to mention he can be rude as fuck in them. I think he's realized that no one who watches him actually likes him; people watch him because he's a stupid fat son-choking, alcohol-abstaining, cream-cheese and pineapple loving fuck.

https://youtu.be/igHTDpOOOY4?t=2m18s

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:10:35 2016 No.7445147 >>7444285 what the hell is portuguese chicken spice? im portuguese and never heard of it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:13:27 2016 No.7445159 >>7445147 http://www.masterfoods.com.au/herbs-spices/seasoning-blends/portuguese-seasoning/

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:30:09 2016 No.7445219 >>7445132 What video is that?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 15:36:43 2016 No.7445231 >>7442501 if that's really the best you've got, you should just kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:07:39 2016 No.7445334 >>7439436 knowledge of non newtonian fluids is not the same as intellect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:13:42 2016 No.7445356 >>7445221 That's pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:13:53 2016 No.7445358 File: 742 KB, 3264x2448, IMG_1399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] prolly this, i was just using up leftovers but i thought the results looked appetising as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:29:31 2016 No.7445428 File: 768 KB, 722x758, 1455950480204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw jakatak69 signs on to PSN >tfw he starts playing far cry primal >tfw you're also playing far cry primal Heavenly

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:39:54 2016 No.7445452 >>7445428 Fuck off back to /v/, jackfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:17:32 2016 No.7445578 File: 543 KB, 520x565, issoppa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7445356 Do you like it? I'm thinking of opening an ice restaurant, but my wife is pretty sceptical. Here's another dish I invented.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:23:35 2016 No.7445595 >>7445578 I think you should do it. Sounds pretty chill

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:28:09 2016 No.7445612 File: 21 KB, 550x412, ice_dogs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7445595 Hehe nice pun. I ate some ice colddogs yesterday. Very nice and refreshing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:30:51 2016 No.7445617 >>7445428 Well, Jack sure looks primal to me most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:33:10 2016 No.7445625 >>7441148 yes/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:34:14 2016 No.7445630 >>7441423 desert is for women or fat people

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:36:00 2016 No.7445638 >>7442501 that looks good anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:37:03 2016 No.7445643 File: 344 KB, 624x414, 1455823128776.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7445452 Make me, Jamal

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:37:33 2016 No.7445644 >>7442586 amerifat detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:38:37 2016 No.7445647 >>7442594 jesus fucking christ, that is sad

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:40:24 2016 No.7445650 >>7445428 Goddammit I hate fake religious faggots like him. Why the fuck is he wearing a religious t-shirt while at the same time sporting a hat from a vulgar movie? I bet tammy's pussy tastes like salvation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:42:47 2016 No.7445655 >>7445428 figures jack posters would be /v/irgins

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 17:49:41 2016 No.7445668 >>7445196 >mayo on the beans mfw

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:10:31 2016 No.7446570 File: 1.78 MB, 640x360, 1456101937437.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting an uncommon Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:39:48 2016 No.7446630 File: 3 KB, 72x78, jaggjr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7446570

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:42:20 2016 No.7446635 Please link me to the greatest shitty /ck/-related videos there are. Stuff like this. Not exclusively Ja/ck/. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWeVRxR1qek

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:55:13 2016 No.7446664 >>7441148 It's pretty but looks impractical. What are you going to do with a giant mozzerela ball and tiny chunks of tomato and basil? Italian nachos?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 23:59:31 2016 No.7446669 >>7446635 >3 oz of bourbon kek, jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:03:36 2016 No.7446674 >>7442501 Mehhhhh. It's all protein. Lobster shells aren't even cracked and they are curled. Crack the shells before cooking, remove the intestinal tract, skewer the meat to prevent curling, poach in butter. You've now won 539 Michelin Stars

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:33:54 2016 No.7446733 >>7445612 Those look like they'd set the taste buds on fire!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:41:34 2016 No.7446751 >>7446570 I'd say its pretty rare

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:46:10 2016 No.7446764 >>7446635 Argentine trying to make Mexican food: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeyJgmCSg1E

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:46:38 2016 No.7446766 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, juicy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:48:03 2016 No.7446770 File: 2.74 MB, 640x360, salmonella seduction.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7446766

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:49:30 2016 No.7446772 File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, perfectly cooked.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7446770

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:50:20 2016 No.7446776 >>7439155 if he was a robot, it would explain why he never cares that his food is always raw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:51:39 2016 No.7446778 File: 1.37 MB, 1280x720, floop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7446772

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:51:58 2016 No.7446781 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, just-taking-a-swim.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:53:50 2016 No.7446787 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, jenkem.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7446778

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:55:14 2016 No.7446790 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, shit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7446787

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:56:40 2016 No.7446794 File: 927 KB, 1280x720, retard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 00:59:31 2016 No.7446798 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, what a madman.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7446790

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:08:25 2016 No.7446816 >>7439018 dippiing sauce made with nacho cheese chillidog sauce, tomatoes, and onions

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:14:25 2016 No.7446830 File: 315 KB, 720x404, wala.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:15:48 2016 No.7446834 >>7446781 wait, what the fuck is that black thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:17:39 2016 No.7446843 File: 469 KB, 1280x720, wa la.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7446830

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:22:06 2016 No.7446855 File: 16 KB, 314x315, pre-dinner-snack-original.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7439233 pre dinner snack

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:26:03 2016 No.7446872 >>7439018 Requesting the webm of just Ja/ck/'s eyes as he cleans up Tammy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:26:52 2016 No.7446876 You guys are awesome! I accidentally ingested some poison, but thanks to the .webms in this thread I was successfully able to induce vomiting and purge my system, thus saving my life! Thanks, /ck/!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:28:04 2016 No.7446881 File: 631 KB, 720x404, JUICY.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:29:42 2016 No.7446886 File: 153 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_hypercuck2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7446876 Now that's what I call /beautiful/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:30:03 2016 No.7446887 >>7442188 MY FUCKING HAND BURNS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:31:43 2016 No.7446894 >>7446834 Probably a fly, ese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:32:26 2016 No.7446898 >>7442807 I know almost nothing about cooking but this looks like culinary holocaust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:32:37 2016 No.7446900 >>7439410 This is like watching a young chimp use kitchen tools, what is wrong with him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:33:34 2016 No.7446904 File: 197 KB, 951x610, Challah (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Challah

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:39:56 2016 No.7446920 >>7446904 cha la

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:40:33 2016 No.7446924
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>>7443140
I made Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad after watching that fucking video with some of my friends, it was honestly the worst thing I've ever tasted. I couldn't get a single bite down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:58:04 2016 No.7446975 File: 115 KB, 426x612, 5682629641_47f557d9da_z[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7446904 >>7446920 Head cha-la?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 02:04:28 2016 No.7447004 >>7439018 Pics?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 04:58:34 2016 No.7447355 File: 21 KB, 400x226, image_4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7446733 Yeah, they're pretty good. I ate this one for breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:03:29 2016 No.7447625 Thanks for the uploads Webm guy, no need to feed this guy's view revenue now >>7446781 >>7446787 >>7446790 >>7446794 >>7446798

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 09:50:58 2016 No.7447702
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>>7444000
>>7444005

Shitty beer comes with a twist off lid in America because people are faggots and need everything to be as convenient as possible. Jack probably never buys decent beer so when he bought this for whatever recipe he didn't understand why it wouldn't just twist off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:02:27 2016 No.7447721 >>7442222 Nice quads and I agree. Very nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:05:17 2016 No.7447723 Surely that fat guy has got to be trolling. He has a cooking show yet he cooks below a fifth graders home economics level.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:29:46 2016 No.7447749 >>7441140 That looks elite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:35:14 2016 No.7447754 >>7445358 Looks good, what's in it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:38:34 2016 No.7447760 >>7439112 w-what are the point this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 10:47:46 2016 No.7447774 >>7446635 not a bad recipe but the "3oz bourbon" and her dumping half the drink on the table got me a bit. either way, would drink+bang/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:04:36 2016 No.7447798 File: 2.57 MB, 1280x720, JackCuckieSlomo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] intimate Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:25:24 2016 No.7447834 >>7446798 I'd say it's tear-able

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:39:29 2016 No.7447858 >>7440619 Next time, chop the greens a tiny bit finer You know - so they don't fall off the bun and you can actually EAT them. Hope this helps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 11:40:35 2016 No.7447860 >>7440680 Try them with a bit of malt vinegar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:09:02 2016 No.7447926 >>7442672 >no gravy on the corn Dude, do you even know how to cook?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:11:42 2016 No.7447937 >>7442807 Jesus Christ - you start to blend it slowly, THEN put up the speed - not start it fast right-out! No wonder why everyone is picking on this loser.

Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:15:08 2016 No.7447946

>>7447937
Mark 15:10

People pick on Jack because he is what they want to be and because he is a soft target. He's got money, friends, a family, and a great business. Anonymously digging at him is safe because he wouldn't strike back at these punks even if he knew who they were.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:20:08 2016 No.7447958 >>7447946 And he definitely wouldn't choke them out and napalm their families, never.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:22:37 2016 No.7447964 >>7447958 every US citizen is as complacent in the war crimes of their own country and Israel as Jack. His son needed to be corrected, and if you follow him on facebook you'll see he's becoming a gentler soul on the daily due to Jack's example

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:26:51 2016 No.7447977 >>7447760 it was PBR/cheese filling for pretzel bites, that video might actually be the most appetizing thing I've seen him make.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:29:58 2016 No.7447982 >>7446664 It's burrata not mozzarella you uncultured swine, it's different and yes you're meant to just eat it like that because that's how good it is

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:31:48 2016 No.7447990 >>7447964 Ja/ck/ wants to see Palestine burn, that's not what most people want. Even if it was that would still be reprehensible. Almost killing your son for giving your pigwife a shove is psychopathic and not justified.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:34:44 2016 No.7448004 >>7447990 alright, well we'll have to agree to disagree on this one. I get why people think he over reacted, but you don't ever touch a woman, especially not when an alpha enforcer is close by

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:36:33 2016 No.7448006 >>7447982 burrata is just mozzarella with cream you bellend. >>7447754 cod, squash puree, quinoa with capers and peas and brown shrimp underneath.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:36:57 2016 No.7448007 File: 158 KB, 406x335, Ba....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7445196 >2 caps full >caps

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:40:51 2016 No.7448017 >>7446886 What vid is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:17:13 2016 No.7448087 >>7447946 No. That's not the point. Just NO. If you'rew going to show people how to cook, you need to know how to cook. What he's doing is going to make someone sick. He really needs to stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 13:22:09 2016 No.7448104 >>7442551 >talopia hahahhahahahhaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:24:45 2016 No.7448245 >>7448004 Kek.. wait does Ja/ck/ actually call himself the alpha enforcer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:49:59 2016 No.7448323 >>7448087 >we say his wife is fat, that he's a genocidal prick and his son is a cuck because his beautiful moist chicken is a health hazard yeah, no you don't

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 14:52:17 2016 No.7448333 >>7448323 Those are just freebies :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:16:40 2016 No.7448408 >>7446904 Looks good anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:35:16 2016 No.7448460 >>7440403 >Doesn't know what masala is >only eat shit that came out of cans

>>	Nack Mon Mar 7 15:39:34 2016 No.7448475 File: 1.36 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't know if I'd call them beautiful, but I liked the way these turned out. 2, maybe 3 pics incoming

>>	Nack Mon Mar 7 15:40:45 2016 No.7448480 File: 1.36 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7448475

>>	Nack Mon Mar 7 15:41:48 2016 No.7448485 File: 1018 KB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7448480

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:42:28 2016 No.7448488 >>7448480 that looks off the hook-a

>>	Nack Mon Mar 7 15:43:26 2016 No.7448492 File: 1.11 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7448485

>>	Nack Mon Mar 7 15:44:30 2016 No.7448497 File: 1.21 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7448492

>>	Nack Mon Mar 7 15:45:33 2016 No.7448501 File: 1.35 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7448497

>>	Nack Mon Mar 7 15:46:42 2016 No.7448506 File: 1.41 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7448501 Cat

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:57:24 2016 No.7448545 >>7442604 >>7442601 how did you poach them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 15:58:13 2016 No.7448552 >>7448475 >>7448480 >>7448485 >>7448492 >>7448497 >>7448501 Thread just got good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:12:19 2016 No.7448588 What happened to that one TV show that Jack was supposed to be on? Did it ever air?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:49:33 2016 No.7448717 >>7448588 Yes, and Jack cried like a little bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:54:36 2016 No.7448736 File: 22 KB, 426x333, 1455004678190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7448475 >>7448480 >>7448485 >>7448492 >>7448497 >>7448501 >>7448506 >image.jpg

>>	Nack Mon Mar 7 17:15:22 2016 No.7448793 >>7448736 I carry two phones, the iPhone I use solely for pictures and browsing. My android I use for calls and work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:18:33 2016 No.7448801 >>7439233 He's already had one stroke and he made it clear that he eats spoonfuls of mayo all the time. The guy has a death wish

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