breakfast

[Anonymous No.7435692]

Itt: we judge eachother based on our breakfast

[Anonymous No.7435695]

But it's not breakfast time.

[Anonymous No.7435710]

>coffee, black
>4 eggs, over easy
>3 pieces of toast
Breakfast perfection.

[Anonymous No.7435717]

>>7435692
On the occasions I do have breakfast it generally consists of two eggs over easy, and a bowl of grits with butter, salt, and pepper.
And black coffee of course.

Simple, cheap, delicious....

[Anonymous No.7435718]

>>7435692

>eating horse feed
>the current year

Go to bed, Mr. Ed.

[Anonymous No.7435726]

>>7435692
>3 eggs over easy
>4 strips of bacon
>hashbrowns
>toast
>coffee
>orange juice

Get on my level

[Anonymous No.7435733]

>>7435692
Leftover lamb and veal burger, cold out of the fridge, on a brioche bun with mayo, baby spinach, raw white onion, and atomic relish.

Tomatoes for dessert.
Literally go Fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.7435736]

Two eggs, poached. Ramyun, unseasoned. No bean chili. Shredded cheddar. Onions.

It was better than delicious.

[Anonymous No.7436073]

>>7435695
This. My breakfast was a cuppa englishbreakfast with milk and 4 sugars (all I had was lactose free so i ad to compensate) and a bowl of raisin bran.

[Anonymous No.7436081]

>>7436073
WTF is a cuppa? Did you get dropped on your head when you were a baby?

[Anonymous No.7436082]

>>7435692
Two cups of coffee and two to three cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.7436090]

a hotdog in a folded piece of bread.

fight me.

[Anonymous No.7436099]

>>7436081
Did you get your foreskin cut off by a kike for "reasons" when you were a baby?

[Anonymous No.7436231]

;)

[Anonymous No.7436242]

>>7435692

Start with either two eggs over easy or a four egg omelette with usually some combination of cheese, tomatoes, peppers, onions, sausage.

4 slices of toast, one with peanut butter and the other 3 with strawberry jam. I love me some strawberry jam.

If I didn't have sausage in the omelette, I'll have it on the side. If I did have sausage in the omelette, I'll have bacon instead.

A bowl of wheaties with no milk. A glass of good quality OJ and 3 cups of coffee, with a pinch of sugar.

[Anonymous No.7436259]

>>7435692
>All those carbs and sugar

[Anonymous No.7436274]

>>7436242
holy fuck how fat are you?

[Anonymous No.7436281]

[Anonymous No.7436286]

>>7436274
DYELB?

[Anonymous No.7436338]

open faced sandwich with toast, cream cheese, boiled egg, salt & pepper, turkey breast cold cuts.
after that a slice or two of toast with pb and nutella.

[Anonymous No.7436351]

>>7435692
Oatmeal (over night, made with plain yogurt, and milk. Sometimes I add fruit)
Coffee (1 litter over two hours)

When I don't have oatmeal i typically have toast and eggs, or just toast; betty rarely I will cook a breakfast with bacon, sausage, biscuits and some other stuff.

[Anonymous No.7436627]

>>7435692

OP, how do I make oats that look like that?

I always hear about/see delicious oatmeal but I can never ever make it look or taste that good myself. How do?

[Anonymous No.7436633]

>>7436627
Have you fucking tried following the directions on the box?

[Anonymous No.7436641]

>>7436073
Lactose free is sweeter than normal milk, lactose is a type of sugar

[Anonymous No.7436651]

>>7435692
either fage 0% with cinnamon and some honey
or canned tuna with seasoning
>all protein, no fat, few carbs

[Anonymous No.7436679]

Toasted sandwiches: ham, cheddar, chopped green onions, and red leaf lettuce on whole wheat.

With my usual exercise, it lasts approximately four entire hours.

[Anonymous No.7436690]

>>7436679
>toast bread
>make sandwich
>wa la!

Post recepie plz

[Anonymous No.7436742]

>>7436690
Nope.

>Assemble sandwiches.
>Put in toaster oven for 5 minutes, flip, another five minutes.

Unfortunately, it's very inefficient as buttering the bread and putting one sammitch on a hot skillet, then flip will do the job faster. But, toaster oven makes the butter unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.7436959]

1.5 cups of oat meal
1 tbsp brown sugar
1 tbsp flax meal
0.5 cups of cranberrys
water, no coffee

how the fuck do you guys get through the day without carbs?

[Anonymous No.7436977]

>>7436281
lmao'd

[Anonymous No.7436979]

>>7436633
no..

what directions I can never fucking tell which side of the box they are on

[Anonymous No.7436981]

[Anonymous No.7436988]

Two hard boiled eggs and a decaf coffee.

[Anonymous No.7437070]

>>7436981
i got some fast food today and noticed like the picture you posted that their breakfast menu was completely void of any color. i found it interesting that food company's are intentionally keeping their menu limited to brown and beige colors.

[Anonymous No.7437109]

Damn you guys eat huge breakfasts. I usually just eat a bowl of cereal or a small plate of whatever I had for dinner the night before.

Weekends I go to brunch with friends/fiancee only time I eat a big breakfast.

[Anonymous No.7437613]

>>7437109
I'm the toasted sammitch guy and I suppose you can call it a big breakfast, but I also workout in the morning.

Every morning except monday that is. Monday is my rest day and all I have for breakfast on monday is steel cut oats.

[Anonymous No.7439022]

Have this every day:

>
It's very satisfying.

[Anonymous No.7439025]

>>7436281
I'm more of a nails man myself

[Anonymous No.7439029]

One of these. Nothing else. Just potato. And salt.

[Anonymous No.7439054]

>>7435692

Not like this every day, but when I have times its something like...

> brotien smoothie with frozen peaches and blue berries, 2 scoops of whey and some chia seeds.

>2 egg omelette filled with cheese, tomatoe, onion, and 'japs

> slice of complete porton bread toasted with chunky peenus butter

> 1/2 cup of vanilla greek yogurt.

> 2 or 3 cups of black coffee, maybe with some milk if its around

I might spread it out into two meals on the weekends.

[Anonymous No.7439069]

I had a bagel with peanut butter. Just that.

[Anonymous No.7439089]

I'm terrible at having breakfast. When I just woke up eating is pretty much the last thing I want to do.
Sometimes I manage to force-feed myself a slice of bread with peanut butter or something, but usually I eat/drink nothing but tea until I actually get hungry around 16:00

[Anonymous No.7439369]

>eating breakfast

obesefags

[Anonymous No.7439381]

Peanut butter on brown toast, with tea. Every day.

[Anonymous No.7439399]

>>7435692

Gordon Ramsay's eggs with whole wheat toast

Everyday

dayum

[Anonymous No.7439434]

>>7439089
pretty much this

[Anonymous No.7439471]

Two boiled eggs with kalles kaviar and a bowl of porridge made with milk.

If I'm bulking, add two slices of wholemeal bread, one with butter and gentleman's relish, one with thick cut oxford marmalade.

[Anonymous No.7439484]

>>7436231
cthulu?

[Anonymous No.7439545]

>>7439029
Hello 19th century Irish factory worker, how are things going?

[Anonymous No.7439551]

>>7439369
>projecting this hard

3 meals a day is the norm in pretty much any country around the world, from super rich and obese to poor and famished.

[Anonymous No.7439561]

For some reason I have no appetite for several hours after I wake up, so usually I just try to choke down a pop tart or something on my way to work.

But on the weekends? Oh, man. I'll whip up an omelette with bacon and baby bellas, or a ham and asparagus frittata, maybe some huevos rancheros with homemade tortillas. March is a good month because I make a lot of corned beef and I can use the leftovers to make hash and eggs.

...I eat a lot of eggs.

[Anonymous No.7439571]

>>7435692
English muffin with butter and jam every day
And a coffee

[Anonymous No.7439579]

Coffee with Milk and two Doppelkekse.

[Anonymous No.7439605]

Scrambled egg whites. The jugs at Costco are so cheap, and it's easy protein.

I can't find any good videos of how I cook them, everyone just makes omelettes or overcooks the fuck out of the scramble.

[Anonymous No.7439619]

>bag of potato chips
>glass of soda

[Anonymous No.7439626]

Large bowl Bu Bo Hue
lotus tea

[Anonymous No.7439646]

>>7439626
*BUN

[Anonymous No.7439651]

>>7439471
>gentlemans relish
always sounds like ur eating jizzum

[Anonymous No.7439712]

>3 egg ommlette with lots of cheese and a bit of lemon and garlic seasoning
>1 egg sunny side up with a pinch of seasoning
>3 strips of bacon
>2 pieces of toast
>some beans
>Twinnings Irish Breakfast tea

This is what I usually make when I actually feel like getting out of bed to make breakfast.

[Anonymous No.7439734]

>>7439712
3 egg omelet AND a fried egg?!

[Anonymous No.7439743]

This thread confirms that the majority of people that browse /ck/ are fat fucks.

[Anonymous No.7439751]

For the past month or so I have eaten

>rolled oats cooked in almond milk with one spoon of peanut butter and some honey added at the end
>two scrambled eggs
>one avocado smashed up
>one cup of coffee

Sometimes I don't even feel hungry until dinner and I forget to eat lunch.

[Anonymous No.7439756]

>>7439751
>Sometimes I don't even feel hungry until dinner and I forget to eat lunch
Probably because that's three breakfasts at the same time

[Anonymous No.7439794]

>>7439756
It's like ~600 calories right?

I prefer to load up at breakfast. You can focus on your work and school in the morning to afternoon. Less chance to eat bad sugary shit through the day. You don't feel super hungry all morning and pig out at lunch. You don't have a big dinner and go to bed feeling bloated and heartburn-y. If I was going to have a big meal, breakfast seems like the one that makes sense.

A piece of toast don't do it for me, man.

[Anonymous No.7439854]

This thread gave me cancer, diabetes and vascular disease

[Anonymous No.7439924]

>>7439471
that stuff looks expensive

[Anonymous No.7440078]

>>7439854
Don't forget high cholesterol and high blood pressure

[Anonymous No.7440091]

>>7439794
closer to 800-1000 depending on how you take your coffee and if you use milk in your eggies

[Anonymous No.7440106]

A muffin and a cup of coffee. I make rando-muffins every couple of days. Last week was oatmeal cinnamon, this week is banana pecan.

The coffee induces pooping so I don't shit myself during my morning run.

[Anonymous No.7440113]

>>7435692
7:15 every mornin'.

[Anonymous No.7440116]

I had a bacon eggs Benedict with hollandaise sauce and poached eggs

[Anonymous No.7440148]

>>7440113
Fire safe cigarettes are so fucking disgusting that they helped me stop smoking.

Definitely for the best but I miss perique smokes.

[Anonymous No.7440154]

>>7436281
I'd prefer my nuts....

[Anonymous No.7440176]

>wake up
>think about how nice it would be to make eggs, bacon, and toast
>end up just having bowl of cereal

[Anonymous No.7440199]

>>7440106
damn, how do you have time to run in the morning?

Also what's your muffin recipe?

[Anonymous No.7440207]

>>7440199
I was sexually assaulted and I'm current on leave from the office.

I use the Martha Stewart Better Than Basic Muffin recipe. Sometimes I swap out white sugar for brown sugar, and I usually reduce the flour by 1 C and add rolled oats.

3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, melted, plus more for pan
2 cups all-purpose flour (spooned and leveled), plus more for pan
2 large eggs
1/2 cup whole milk
1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
3/4 cup granulated sugar
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
Mix-ins (see variations; optional)
2 tablespoons sanding sugar

Directions

Preheat oven to 375 degrees, with rack in lower third. Butter and flour a standard 12-cup muffin pan, tapping out excess. Set aside.

In a small bowl, whisk together butter, eggs, milk, and vanilla; set aside. In a large bowl, whisk together dry ingredients; make a well in the center. Add egg mixture to well. With a rubber spatula, gently stir ingredients just until batter is moistened (do not overmix; a few lumps are fine). Add mix-ins, if desired.

Spoon batter into prepared muffin cups, filling each about two-thirds full; sprinkle with sanding sugar, if desired. Bake until a toothpick inserted in center of a muffin comes out clean, 15 to 20 minutes. Loosen muffins, and tip them on their sides to cool in pan. Serve warm or at room temperature (muffins are best the day they are made).


Variations
Corn
In Step 2, reduce flour to 1 cup, and add 3/4 cup yellow cornmeal.

Bran-Raisin In Step 2, reduce flour to 1 1/2 cups, and add 1 cup bran and 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon; replace butter with 3/4 cup vegetable oil (such as safflower). At the end of Step 2, fold 3/4 cup raisins into batter.

Chocolate-Chip
At the end of Step 2, fold 1 1/2 cups semisweet chocolate chips into batter.

Blueberry At the end of Step 2, fold 1 1/2 cups blueberries (fresh or frozen) into batter.

Cherry-Pecan
At the end of Step 2, fold 3/4 cup chopped pecans and 3/4 cup dried cherries into batter.

[Anonymous No.7440216]

i make eggs and put it on toast. i've fantasized about opening a restaurant called eggs on toast which just serves various kinds of eggs on toast because it's too good to fail

[Anonymous No.7440217]

>>7440207
That's awful, sorry to hear that. Thanks for the recipe too.

[Anonymous No.7440240]

I left this cottage cheese out last night on my counter. I'm trying to finish off the rest of it before it goes funky.

[Anonymous No.7440255]

>>7440240

And yes I know it's a breakfast thread, but cottage cheese is breakfasty enough.

[Anonymous No.7440262]

>>7440240
>compliments

i've got some of their peanut butter. it's not very good.

[Anonymous No.7440927]

>>7439579
Oatmeal with dates, pecans, cinnamon, powdered sugar and a touch of vanilla essence. Also coffee with milk.

[Anonymous No.7440942]

>>7436099
Yes he clearly did. Hope you enjoyed that cuppa m8

[Anonymous No.7440957]

>>7440216
I'd eat there...

[Anonymous No.7440985]

10 cups of coffee

[Mora Guy No.7440986]

Old pic' but I love eggs in the morning.

[Anonymous No.7440990]

>>7440986
What kind of disgusting ass bread do you buy
Holy shit

[Mora Guy No.7440995]

>>7440990
The dog likes it.
He gets a bacon sandwich at weekends.

[Anonymous No.7441002]

>>7435736

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.7441006]

>>7440995

Damn dude your dog eats better than me

[Anonymous No.7441068]

>>7440995
D O G E

[Anonymous No.7441150]

>>7435692
quinoa porridge. It's alright.

[Anonymous No.7441154]

>>7439605
Shame there is only one brand that does egg whites here in the UK.
Don't like wasting the yolks

[Anonymous No.7441158]

>>7435733

This.

There's already a breakfast thread. Check the catalog next time.

[Anonymous No.7441161]

Coffee

Regular open faced sandwiches with cheese, ham, eggs, caviar, cucumber, bell pepper

On weekends I like to do American with pancakes with syrup, bacon, scrambled eggs etc. Takes too much time to do on normal days

[Anonymous No.7441343]

French Toast made from challah bread, finished in the oven.

[Anonymous No.7441594]

>>7441343
Went kind of hard on the syrup there mate. Otherwise, looks alright. Would eat.

[Anonymous No.7441739]

>>7436281
I spent 30 seconds trying to figure out what was in that bowl before I read the filename.

[Anonymous No.7441760]

>>7435726
>>7435736
>>7436231
>>7435692
>>7439712
>>7439751
How do you have time for this in the morning? Are you all NEETs?

[Anonymous No.7441762]

>>7441343
>french toast

Dear god, I thought I was looking at very fatty pork chops...

[Anonymous No.7441764]

You like?

[Anonymous No.7441777]

>>7440116
> i had a cheese pizza with tomato sauce cheese and pizza dough

This is how stupid you sound

[Anonymous No.7441779]

>>7440207
Okayyyyy sure tumblerina

[Anonymous No.7441780]

>>7440116
I had a bacon sandwich, with bacon, bread & butter

[Anonymous No.7442907]

>>7435692
Depends, lecture days normally toast with Grandmother's home-made marmalade.
Free days:
>between 2-4 eggs, usually scrambled or poached, sometimes boiled
>1-2 slices of seeded brown bread
>orange juice
>medium sized cafetiere of black coffee
>After coffee (about an hour or so later) I'll have a braeburn apple or two
occasionally I'll throw in some black puddings if I'm really hungry

[Anonymous No.7442975]

>>7435692
last time i made oatmeal in the microwave, with milk, maple syrup, and orange marmalade .

[Anonymous No.7443097]

2-3 egg omelette with cheese, onion, tomato, spinach, and mushrooms if I have it, bowl of generic variety of honey bunches of oats with milk, a grapefruit, and a cup of coffee with just a drop or 2 of milk.

[Anonymous No.7443103]

>>7442975
What kind of orange marmalade?

[Anonymous No.7443779]

Always a cup of coffee, sometimes black, sometimes with cream. Two pieces of near-burnt toast, smothered in butter and marmite. Two eggs poached, seasoned, and placed gently on top of the toast.

[Anonymous No.7444107]

>>7440927
Hot and spicy smoked fish and tamarind soup. No coffee yet. Maybe later. With SCM.

[Anonymous No.7444108]

>>7443103
Seville

[Anonymous No.7444142]

Today I ate 5 slices of Bacon, some buttered french bread toast, a hash brown and 2 scrambled eggs with Ground Chili Garlic oil on them with some scallion.

I also had a coffee

[Anonymous No.7444153]

>>7439029
Are you on Mars?

[Anonymous No.7444154]

>>7444142
Sunday breakfast is the best thing.

[Anonymous No.7444174]

>>7435692

[Anonymous No.7444183]

Plus a latté and maybe an OJ if I'm feeling indulgent

[Anonymous No.7444188]

>>7444183
You had this today???

[Anonymous No.7444194]

>>7444188
Not him, but why are you so surprised?

[Anonymous No.7444195]

>>7439399
>putting parsley on scrambled eggs
>not chives

fucking pleb

[Anonymous No.7444200]

>>7444188
Yes, I was hungover as fuck

[Anonymous No.7444201]

>>7444183
Looks really nice. Would eat.

>>7444200
Ah man, that makes it even better.

[Anonymous No.7444202]

>>7444200
Where did you get your time machine?

[Anonymous No.7444206]

>>7444202
I cooked the same breakfast, the photo isn't mine retard
>>7444201
Cheers m8

[Anonymous No.7444207]

>>7435692
>semolina and oats porridge with blueberries
>3 eggs
>black coffee

[Anonymous No.7444210]

A zip and a double cup.

[Anonymous No.7444213]

>>7444206
>lying on a Bangladeshi pyrography forum to make yourself feel better about yourself

[Anonymous No.7444214]

>>7444206

>i-i made it I just don't have the photo b-baka!!

Yeah you're full of shit kill yourself you lying sack of ahit

[Anonymous No.7444217]

>>7444213
>>7444214
Wow, they told me this place was full of autists but I didn't think it would be this bad.

Adios, I'm out.

[Anonymous No.7444218]

>>7441779
>sexual assault doesn't exist
only on 4chan :)

[Anonymous No.7444219]

>>7444217

Good riddance. Nobody likes liars, especially people who lie on an anonymous image board. Hope you get hit by a bus.

[Anonymous No.7444221]

>>7440207

>I was sexually assaulted

Alright I'm going to need some context here

[Anonymous No.7444226]

>>7435692

[Anonymous No.7444229]

>>7444221
And some pictures

[Anonymous No.7444237]

>>7444217
Peace out faggot, maybe r/food will validate your existence for reposting food pics from google that you claim were made by you.

[Anonymous No.7444238]

>>7440207
No one wants to listen to your sob story you attention whore

[Anonymous No.7444241]

>>7444237
I didn't claim it was made by me, I said it's the breakfast I ate. Lol, have a nice life angry man.

[Anonymous No.7444253]

I had a banana and some black coffee

[Anonymous No.7444254]

>>7444241

>I'm out
>he's not out

A liar and a butthurt faggot. Damn son you're the whole package put a ring on it!!

[Anonymous No.7444276]

>>7444226
Looks prime, but where's the black pudding and grilled tomato slices?

[Anonymous No.7444278]

https://youtu.be/LNCJKK_x1_I

[Anonymous No.7444328]

>>7444241
>2016
>still getting rekt on the internet

[Anonymous No.7444373]

>>7439605
thats semen

[Mora Guy No.7444377]

>>7435692
Steak and eggs on Sunday.

[Anonymous No.7444640]

>>7444377
>eggs
>there's only one egg

[Anonymous No.7444923]

Haven't had any yet. I'll probably have leftover mapo tofu, though. From the chinese place, but if anybody has a good recipe for it I'll just start making it myself, just haven't found a good enough recipe yet.
Yesterday I had rice, with cooked garlic, onion, and carrot with a broth of curry powder, soy sauce and water.

[Anonymous No.7444929]

Who the fuck has time for breakfast? Do you guys not have jobs?

[Anonymous No.7444939]

>Black coffee
>Glass of Milk
>Boiled egg
>2 slices of Toast with strawberry cream cheese
>Banana
>Can of V8 for the road

The toast will sometimes be a bagel of english muffin instead. It mostly depends on how I'm feeling that week.

[Anonymous No.7444941]

>>7444217
Haha get out faggot. Back to r eddit

[Anonymous No.7444946]

>>7441764
I spasmed slightly while looking at this.

[Anonymous No.7444950]

>>7444226
I'm intrigued, but what the hell is that red stuff?

[Anonymous No.7444951]

>>7444929
Some people budget some time for it before work/school. Time management man, it's not hard.

[Anonymous No.7445011]

>>7444950
Canned plum tomato.

[Anonymous No.7445051]

>>7444929
I get up an hour before I need to go to work?
Plus, there are no doubt people on the night shift.
Breakfast doesn't take long to make at all, and it highly improves my mood for the rest of the day because I got to relax with good food and coffee before needing to concentrate for the day.

[Anonymous No.7445070]

>>7435692

[Anonymous No.7445142]

>>7435692

I normally skip eating earlier on as I find it makes me sluggish (I wake up about 6:45-7:10 daily).

Instead, I wait until coffee break where I have something small to tide me over until lunch. Either some fruit (Like a Banana or Grapefruit), or 100g of Quick Oats with 25-35g of Peanut Butter, along with a black coffee (I honestly can only drink coffee black while I work).

[Anonymous No.7445244]

>>7445070
what is this?

[Anonymous No.7445273]

>>7445244
rancheros huevos cooking at a guess?

[Anonymous No.7445297]

>>7445273
Speaking of which, what's a reasonable price for huevos rancheros? At a nearby Mexican deli, it's six dollars. Is that alright? It seems reasonable to me. But what do I know.

[Anonymous No.7445308]

>>7445297
seems reasonable.

[Anonymous No.7445438]

>>7445273
Isn't the sauce and egg cooked separately for rancheros huevos? It looks to me like an attempt at shakshouka.

[Anonymous No.7445457]

>>7445438
>shakshouka
This would have been my guess if I could have remembered the name.

[Anonymous No.7445469]

>>7445438
>Isn't the sauce and egg cooked separately for rancheros huevos?
Nope.

[Anonymous No.7445602]

>scallion pancakes with yuzu kosho and soy sauce
>single origin pour over
>2 sunny side up eggs
>occasionally a single slice of bacon

or

>shakshouka
>pour over
or

>short grain rice
>pickled plum
>roasted seaweed
>miso
>tea or pour over

[Anonymous No.7445606]

>>7436981
truly horrendous.

[Anonymous No.7445737]

>>7440091
not that guy, but that number 800-1000 feels off.

1 cup of steel-cut oats 300Cal
1 Tbsp Peanut Butter 90Cal
1/2 cup almond milk 20Cal
1 Tbsp Honey 64Cal
2 Eggs 140Cal
1 Avacado 230Cals


844Cals. There you have it.

Not 3 breakfasts, more like two.

Like my breakfast this morning was

2 Piece Toast 180Cal
1 Tbsp Peanut butter split between the two 90Cal
1 Apple 70 Cal
1 1x3cm slice of cheese 60 Cal

Total: 400Cal


So 850 is a lot for breakfast but if you skip lunch or just have a small (1-200 Cal) snack, and are an Adult male who gets any excersie that still leaves you with 800-1000 more calories in a day.

[Anonymous No.7445747]

oatmeal cooked in soy milk or almond milk, always with half a banana and one other seasonal fruit, with a tablespoon of ground flax, cinnamon, pinch of salt, and drop of vanilla extract added in. served with a spoonful of almond butter. tea or coffee on the side.

[Anonymous No.7445785]

>>7444377

lay off the mayo lard ass

[Anonymous No.7445826]

>>7439605
ive never wanted to vomit more in my life

[Anonymous No.7445833]

>>7439756
>he doesn't know about second and third breakfast

[Anonymous No.7446850]

>2 eggs, scrambled or omelet
>buttered toast
>2 sausage patties
>1 potato of hash browns
>coffee

[Anonymous No.7447679]

A typical breakfast, I usually skip the sausage.

[Anonymous No.7447700]

>>7444218
No. A bunch of women these days have a false "daddy touched me" story or otherwise some form of adverse conditions in their upbringing because they believe it makes them interesting and gives others the impression that they have "overcome so much"

It's existed for a while, but now it's become trendy to lie about your childhood.

[Anonymous No.7447783]

>>7447700
When I was ten years old, my entire family fucked me under the Christmas tree.
"Jingle balls, jingle balls" my stupid brother started singing as I cried "Santa!!! Why have you forsaken me?!"
And that's why I'm a drug addict now. It really helped. Before, I had so many different problems but now, I just have one - drugs! Gave my life a real focus.

[Anonymous No.7447787]

>>7447700
>he thinks more chicks are lying about being sexually assaulted
>not that men are increasingly more degenerate from lifetimes of nothing but porn binging, resulting in an increase of assaults

[Anonymous No.7447795]

Cevapi, burnt scrambled eggs, and a blueberry oat pancake.

[Anonymous No.7447802]

i cant drink my coffee black, since i get heartburn from it.
does anyone else have the same problem?
what can i do besides adding milk?

[Anonymous No.7447809]

>>7447802
Eat something before you drink it. Treat it like alcohol--anything fatty or dense. Eggs would be good. You're basically creating a layer in your stomach to give it something bigger to chew through before it gets to the coffee. Other than that, keep chewable antacids on hand.

[Anonymous No.7447815]

>>7436099
Good job my friend, you sure showed him

[Anonymous No.7447998]

>>7441760
Going to bed early and waking up early. Its not hard.

[Anonymous No.7448044]

Sometimes ricotta cheese with cocoa, sometimes a sweet omelette. Always with some fruit and some coffee.

Can't eat carbs, or I'd add a toast.

[Anonymous No.7448056]

Peanut butter sammy with some Greek yogurt. Lifted. Then a cup of oats with sunflower seeds and a banana

[Anonymous No.7448070]

>>7435692

[Anonymous No.7448076]

>>7448070
What in the name of fuck is that. I shudder.

[Anonymous No.7448129]

>>7448076
Deep dream

[Anonymous No.7448164]

i used to eat eggs, toast, bacon and fried spinach for breakfast but then i realised i dont want get the fat and now i just eat a sugar free muesli

[Anonymous No.7448222]

>>7447787
In cultures where access to pornography is easy and commonplace (see: the west), the number of rapes per capita is , on the whole, dropping.

In other cultures, particularly Islamic ones, figures are difficult to obtain for various reasons. If you want, I'll go into that, but it's not really relevant here. Suffice to say, the supposed rampancy of rape American feminists claim is happening in the US is fictitious at best and outright willful slander at worst. The truth is, rapes per capita are steadily falling in the US. Noted sex-positive feminist figures, such as Camille Paglia, believe that this is due to the ubiquity of pornography today.

And I'm a feminist myself, so it's not like I'm trying to put down women or anything. Just women who have little more to do than make up stories that never happened.

[Anonymous No.7448292]

I don't eat breakfast right now, but last year I'd usually have a couple of fried eggs and a bowl of oats with milk, honey and cocoa powder

[Anonymous No.7448326]

>>7435692
bowl of dry oats, with a fuckton of rasins, milk and maybe chocolate syrup, but def some sugar. one or the other

[Anonymous No.7448349]

>>7447795
Hello Sarajevo.

[Anonymous No.7448355]

>eating meat first thing in the morning

How?

[Anonymous No.7448368]

>>7435692
load of bulllshit

[Anonymous No.7448375]

>>7444183
>06
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.7448380]

>>7447795
shit eater

[Anonymous No.7448393]

What seasonings do you all out on your eggs? I want to try something new

[Anonymous No.7448397]

>>7448393

Garlic, oregano, merken

[Anonymous No.7448403]

>>7444238
LEAVE! Crawl back to the cave whence you came from. She/he is only answering anon's question.

[Anonymous No.7448411]

>>7448403
>starting off your post with irrelevant and inane bullshit that is most likely exaggerated or a lie
This isn't reddit, friend

[Anonymous No.7448457]

>>7448349
Ayy

>>7448380
What?

[Anonymous No.7448911]

>>7447787
> believes the 1 in 5 "statistic"

[Anonymous No.7448916]

>>7448411
None of the post is irrelevant. They were answering two questions.

>how do you have time to run in the morning?

>what's your muffin recipe?

But you don't make a habit of following conversations, I guess.

[Anonymous No.7448979]

>>7443103
>Cheap kind? Says Seville Oranges. Its rather bitter. I ran out of good expensive jam.

[Anonymous No.7448988]

>>7436641
Read your comment again, nigger.

[Anonymous No.7448996]

>>7435692

[Anonymous No.7449016]

>>7439545
Worse than you think, since we don't have any factories. I work for my landlord and get paid in gruel. (He doesn't accept rent in gruel form.)

[Anonymous No.7449020]

Kimchi, for some reason.
Then pilipit and espresso.

[Anonymous No.7449023]

>>7435692
>half modafinil pill
>l-teanine pill
>300kcal protein bar

pretty much it.

[Anonymous No.7449060]

>>7448996
Enjoy multiple organ failure.

[Anonymous No.7449066]

>>7441764
No salads?

[Anonymous No.7450870]

Coffee.

[Anonymous No.7450873]

Chicken in a biskit crackers, hummus and pita bread, and water

[Anonymous No.7450889]

>cup of lukewarm coffee
>cigarette

[Anonymous No.7450919]

Commute times are killing me and I come from family that doesn't do breakfast at all.

[Anonymous No.7450931]

>>7450919
>eating essentially candy for breakfast

[Anonymous No.7450959]

[Anonymous No.7450963]

>>7450919
>I can't make toast and peanut butter

[Anonymous No.7450966]

>2 soft boiled eggs
>tuna & cheese sandwich
>black coffee

Occasionally this >>7450889

[Anonymous No.7450972]

>>7435692
Leftover Carnitas on a tortilla with some shredded colby jack cheese and Blis hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.7451021]

>>7450959
imagine waking up every morning to something like this, must be pretty cosy to be rich

[Anonymous No.7451047]

>>7451021
It gets old quick

[Anonymous No.7451055]

Banana oatmeal. Shitty lowfat peach yogurt. Coffee.

[Anonymous No.7451060]

>>7451021
nothing there is expensive or hard to make

[Anonymous No.7451062]

[Anonymous No.7451388]

>>7444183
is that ice cream on your toast

[Anonymous No.7451453]

>>7451021
That's not an expensive meal, just a good looking one with some effort put in. Maybe costs a dollar in ingredients, the most expensive items being the preprocessed ones - marshmallow, chocolate syrup and yakult.

[Anonymous No.7452007]

>>7435692

[Anonymous No.7452148]

3 slices of bacon
1 egg
a small bit of sausage
orange juice

I'd do more but my mind isn't the sharpest early in the morning, so once I get a routine started I tend to stick to it.

[Anonymous No.7452154]

>>7450870
more pics?

[Anonymous No.7452246]

Coffee with butter
Toast with strawberry jam

[Anonymous No.7452333]

Banana, Kiwi Fruit

Greek Yogurt with honey and either almonds and seed mix or Bite-size Shredded Wheats/muesli/any other wholegrain cereal.

[Anonymous No.7452378]

>>7439471
>gentlemen's relish

[Anonymous No.7452480]

>>7435692
Made this last weekend.

[Anonymous No.7452498]

>>7435692
Two oranges and half a bear claw pastry from the Uni cafe. Was my only meal, but fuck me was it glorious. Today it was a Flax seed Chocolate chip cookie and a tall cup of coffee that had a very burnt rubber taste to it from the other Uni cafe.

[r0adk1ll No.7452591]

>>7451062
fucks that?

[Anonymous No.7454243]

>>7452591
Araucaria nuts

[Anonymous No.7454255]

[Anonymous No.7454395]

>>7439605
Eat the fucking yoke you mong, it's the best bit. Literally nothing wrong with egg yolk. Are you an anti-vaxxer too?

[Anonymous No.7454407]

>>7441764
>hold the salad

Is there any bigger red flag that someone is a manchild? My father is a massive pussy when it comes to salad bits, and it's embarrassing to go out to eat with him.

>does it have this on it
>does it have that on it
>hold the x
>can you bring it without the x?

You're a prick and a pussy. Go buy chicken nuggets if you can't handle adult food.

[Anonymous No.7454442]

English Muffin (Wholegrain)
Smoked Salmon (50g)
2 x poached eggs
(Basically eggs benedict without hollandaise and salmon instead of ham)

1 x Orange
Black coffee/protein shake

[Anonymous No.7454448]

>>7435692
kefir that had Chia seeds sitting in it over night, sliced strawberries on top with a little coconut sugar. This doesn't say about me because I rarely eat this healthy

[Anonymous No.7454581]

>>7454255
Enjoy your diabetes

[Anonymous No.7454584]

>>7454395
Not him but you can't seriously tell me yours part of the vaccine agendA

[Anonymous No.7454620]

[Anonymous No.7454625]

>>7452480
Looks good! What's on the white plate?

[Anonymous No.7454635]

>>7454625
perderder hamret

[Anonymous No.7454647]

I had a liverwurst and tomato sandwich with mayo and Dijon mustard, with a side of ice cold cottage cheese.

[Anonymous No.7454893]

>>7435692
Strong coffee and cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.7454927]

>>7454893
very effay

[Anonymous No.7454936]

>>7454647
your gifs are always so weird.

[Anonymous No.7455510]

>>7454647

Did you try to make one of those gifs that give the impression of 3D? Because it's not working

[Anonymous No.7455590]

>plain oatmeal
>add a mashed banana, tablespoon or two of raisins, powdered peanut butter, handful of blueberries, tablespoon of brown sugar, plus some flax and chia seeds
>cook, then pour in a little milk for creaminess

it was pretty good desu

[Anonymous No.7455637]

>>7455590
that's a weird combination of things

that's also a lot of things

[Anonymous No.7455656]

>>7455590
>mashed banana
>tablespoon or two of raisins
>handful of blueberries

>tablespoon of brown sugar

You had so much fructose in there, the brown sugar was not necessary.

[Anonymous No.7455715]

>>7444195
yea well i put DILL in mine.

[Anonymous No.7455766]

>>7455656
I have a ridiculous sweet tooth. My bananas are underripe and my blueberries are pretty sour :c

[Anonymous No.7455796]

1/3 cup uncooked old fashioned rolled oats
1/3 cup skim milk
1/4 cup low-fat Greek yogurt
2 teaspoons honey, optional (or substitute any preferred sweetener)
1 teaspoon cocoa powder
½ teaspoon instant espresso powder dissolved in 1 tablespoon hot water

Just made this for tomorrow morning should be nice.

[Anonymous No.7456129]

>>7454581

>fruit + a bit of choco = diabeetus

What

[Anonymous No.7456202]

>>7440176
>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put a little make-up
>Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up

[Nack No.7456233]

My breakfast a few days ago. Shakshuka!

[Anonymous No.7456297]

>>7450959

holy fuck, can anyone identify whats all that.

[Anonymous No.7456320]

>>7456297

Can you really not identify at least most of that?

Only thing I'm not sure about is whether top right is soup or tea.

[Anonymous No.7456333]

>>7456320

most but not all. and the soup thing has me triggered as fuck.

[Nack No.7456338]

>>7456333
It's kimchi I think

[Anonymous No.7456343]

>>7456333

If anything the plate with the burnt egg, asparagus, and fucking olives right next to the cutting board of sweet dessert foods, served with wooden utensils, is what triggers me.

[Anonymous No.7456346]

>>7454243

chile?

[Anonymous No.7456357]

>>7456338

lol fuck no

[Anonymous No.7456362]

>>7435710
>4 egg
>three toast
Do you know how to tie a noose?

[Nack No.7456369]

>>7456362
Why?

[Anonymous No.7456391]

My new favorite breakfast

>Two pieces of buttered toast
>Slice a banana onto those bad boys
>Cup of coffee

You get salty and sweet and crunchy and mushy all in one bite. It's great.

[Anonymous No.7456450]

>>7454936

T-thanks, but I almost never post jiffs.

[Anonymous No.7456462]

>>7456346

Yep

It's always piñón season baby

[Anonymous No.7456520]

Why is /ck/ so goddamn comfy love you guys

[Anonymous No.7456543]

four eggs cooked for a while
five strips of thick cut bacon half crispy half not
water

[Anonymous No.7456886]

Not breakfast time yet so no pictures, but I have three rituals I roll with.
Common:
>pot of pour-over coffee, cookie/biscuit optional
Hangover:
>drip coffee, pan of eggs and bacon, >>7448996, cigarette and cola optional
Friend's Over:
>motherfuckin hotcakes and coffee, friends optional

[Anonymous No.7456896]

>>7456886
Homemade cookies?

[Anonymous No.7456931]

>>7456896
I just pick up some specaloos or spice cookies from the store bakery. Have a recipe for the spice ones kickin around, but it's getting into buttered biscuit season ya know

[Anonymous No.7457393]

[Anonymous No.7457400]

>>7435717
What's grits?

[Anonymous No.7457402]

>drinking coffee with your breakfast instead of afterwards

plebs

[Anonymous No.7457462]

I feel like I just posted this a few days ago, oh wait.

[Anonymous No.7457542]

>>7444226
stop ruining eggs

[Anonymous No.7457558]

>>7457462
10/10 presentation

[Anonymous No.7457567]

hot milk whit a spoon of honey
>its hard being a poor student with no time for cooking breakfast
>I grow a nice appetite by lunchtime tho

[Anonymous No.7457608]

here's my breakfast.

before folding and cooking. and...

[Anonymous No.7457612]

>>7457608
after.

[Anonymous No.7457679]

>>7440207
>I was sexually assaulted

What the fuck does that have to do with anything? It has literally no relevance to the topic at hand or to the post you replied to. Fuck off with that attention-whore bullshit.

[Anonymous No.7457791]

>>7452591
LOL I WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST
>CONFIRMED, MODS ARE FAGS

[Anonymous No.7457800]

>>7457679
not that person, but try reading that again. anon was answering anons question.

[Anonymous No.7457804]

>>7457400
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grits

[Anonymous No.7457880]

>egg mcmuffin and large coffee in the car
>three more cups of coffee and 20oz bottle of water at work
>mfw they installed a door chime in the office last week
>now everyone hears a ding when i have to go out to pee

[Anonymous No.7457886]

Buttered English muffin with 3 slices of microwaved bacon in between

[Anonymous No.7457913]

>>7435726
>two beverages

Might as well throw in a glass of milk too you fucking glutton

[Anonymous No.7457930]

>>7457913

>he only takes one beverage with his meals

[Anonymous No.7457942]

>>7435692

what should i eat for breakfast?

peanut butter in a tortilla
eggs and cheese in a tortilla
pick something up from the store
some sort of muffin/pastry and coffee from the coffee place

[Anonymous No.7458045]

>>7435692
two crispy sunny side up eggs over an arugula bacon and shallot salad with an apple, some avocado and a glass of green juice

[Anonymous No.7458077]

>>7440207
>sexual assault
Story time. Go to /b/ and greentext.

[Anonymous No.7458143]

>>7454395
>>7454395

[Anonymous No.7458239]

>>7444183
>>7444200
>>7444202
>>7444206
>>7444213
>>7444214
>>7444217
>>7444219
>>7444237
>>7444241
>>7444254
That's just beautiful. This place is more entertaining than /b/

[Anonymous No.7458250]

>>7447787
People who admit to watching porn in an anonymous survey have a higher view of women than people who don't admit to watching porn.