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Had some Girl Scouts drop by the apartment today. Why are these things so hyped? Very average cookies.

>> No.7234553

>>7234549
Is she nice?

>> No.7234558

A few years back the penny-pinching fucks changed the recipes to one of lower quality. They used to be pretty good, although overrated, but now they're garbage.

>> No.7234560

>>7234553
That's Lexi Belle. She's very nice.

>> No.7234561

They taste good (especially samoas) and they're for a good cause. Does everything have to be the best ever? Enjoy your cookies and that you helped out a scout.

>> No.7234564

>>7234561
You're being overly antagonistic for no reason.

>> No.7234814

>>7234549
>anon, want something sweet?
hnnnnngggg

>> No.7234824

i just can't anymore. not after that bit about all the fathers that lost their daughters and she'll be their sexy daughter.

boner-kill

>> No.7234847
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7234847

>>7234824
>knows how to eat
>knows how to fuck
you gay or sumfin?

>> No.7234855

>>7234553

Nice enough to suck your cock and do ass to mouth.

>> No.7235012

>>7234549

>HD crashed
>lost my collection of Lexi posing with food

why even live?

>> No.7235021

>>7234847
She was hot until she opened her mouth and spoke

>> No.7235056

>>7234558
False.

Girl scout cookies aren't made in any one single place. The recipes were licensed out to a lot of larger bakeries so you very well might just live near one that cuts corners.

This is the reason why some of the cookies have different names depending on where you get them. Like Coconut Delights in one place are Samoa in another. Or tagalong vs peanut butter patties.

>> No.7235075

>>7234847
That's a big slice

>> No.7235077

doesn't keebler make cookies that taste the exact same now?

>> No.7235126

>>7235075
For you

>> No.7235248

>>7234553
lexi belle is nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4TJnTKWfXU

>> No.7235252

>>7234549
In my day the girls used to let you fuck them anal as an incentive to buy cookies.

>> No.7235253
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7235253

>>7234549
>Very average cookies.
I find them terrible, but there are plenty of terrible things people nostalgia for. Like pic related.

>> No.7235254

>>7235252
I'd pay the $5 per box for this

>> No.7235256

>>7235254
Boy scouts wanted $20 for a fucking box of popcorn

>> No.7235257

>>7235256
I'm not fucking boys. Not some kind of perv.

>> No.7235259

Lexi > literally any other whore

>> No.7235267

>>7235257
It's not gay if you dress them up like girlscouts and feed them popcorn like the pets they are.

>> No.7235353

>>7235267
>>>/b/

>> No.7236691

>>7234549
Didn't she do something with some fat Mexican?

>> No.7236722

>>7236691
she was assfucked by a number of fat mexicans. welcome to the internet

>> No.7236731

>>7235248
Hm. That's a pretty distasteful thing to say, actually.

>> No.7236744

>>7236722
Been shit posting and lurking since 2007 amigo :^)

>> No.7236746
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7236746

>Thin mints in the freezer

Game changer, bro.

>> No.7236750

>>7236744
You've really only been using the internet since 2007? Are you eight?

>> No.7236751

>>7236750
No, I've been here since 2007. Been on the Internet since the late 90s.

>> No.7236784

>>7234549
>Parasites catch me outside the grocery store
>Sure I'll have a box of thin mints
>That'll be $5 please [plus tip]
By then it was too late and i had to pay them. fucking rip off.

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7237605

>>7234855
That's pretty nice.

>> No.7237644

>>7234549
>Had some Girl Scouts drop by the apartment today.

The cookies are awful. They used to be good (60s/70s) when a company called Burry baked them.

I was at home and a couple of 16/17 year old Girl Scouts came by, selling cookies... I wanted to ask them if they'd like to make a hundred dollars each but just bought some cookies for the office instead...

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7237663

Cookies

>> No.7237665

>>7237663
Marry
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck

>> No.7239132

>>7236784
They're no joke. I never understand why they expect to be tipped for selling me cookies.

>> No.7239970

>>7234847
She's a vegetarian.

>> No.7240147
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>> No.7240354

>>7239970
ugh

>> No.7240427

>>7235056
More ya know. Nigger.

>> No.7240432

Lexi belle is so fucking trashy she makes Sasha Grey look classy

>> No.7240434

>>7235248
>>7240147
i feel like if you're attracted to this you're probably almost a pedophile

>> No.7240441

>>7240434
I don't find her attractive at all, but it has nothing to do with that

I think you might have some issues you might want to talk to a psychiatrist about

>> No.7240445

>>7240441
>I think you might have some issues you might want to talk to a psychiatrist about
because i'm not attracted to a porn star that acts like a child?

>> No.7240451

>>7240445
Because you can't look at a porn star doing something lewd without thinking "pedophile" you mental case
Protip: pretending a piece of food is a penis is not healthy or normal childish behavior
Seriously, go see a brain doctor

>> No.7240454

>>7240451
>Protip: pretending a piece of food is a penis is not healthy or normal childish behavior
that's not what i was talking about. the pigtails, talking in a childish voice and saying she's "going to fuck daddies"

i think you're the one with some issues brocephalusbergstein

>> No.7240457

>>7240445
>acts like a child
But that's all women, Anon-kun.

>> No.7240472

>>7240454
I didn't listen to the video but it's a fucking porn star, maybe you should watch more adult porn and less child porn and you would be less surprised at what these women say on camera

There is nothing wrong with pigtails

>> No.7240473

Would rather go to Aldi's and pick me up some off brand version of girl scout cookies for around $1.87 a pack

>> No.7240484

>>7240472
>I didn't listen to the video
then you're an asshole just looking to argue and defend a porn star for some reason. why are you whiteknighting so hard? do you feel insecure?

i have no idea why you're now insinuating that i watch child porn, after i expressed my displeasure with an adult acting like a child.

you sound like a beta who masturbates too much, or a porn "star" yourself.

>> No.7240490

>>7240484
I already mentioned I find her trashy and unattractive, mainly because of the same trashy behavior that triggered your little self-loathing projectionfest.

Except to me, it just seemed trashy and vulgar. It never even occurred to me that someone would see a chick pretending to fellate corn on the cob and think "zomg pedos" until you came along.

I'm completely serious when I say you should see a brain doctor. You obviously are so fucked in the head you can't see it for yourself. You probably creep out everyone you know.

>> No.7240510

>>7240490
>It never even occurred to me that someone would see a chick pretending to fellate corn on the cob and think "zomg pedos" until you came along.
but you just assumed that's what i was saying and got angry and wanted to argue about it. i expect a porn star to be trashy, they're having sex with people for money, but doing it while acting like a child is creepy.

you're weird.

>> No.7240518

>>7240490
you can even search "pigtails adult women" and see that i'm not the only one who realizes that women who wear pigtails are trying to look younger and childish.

you seem very on-edge, maybe you need to go masturbate.

>> No.7240539

>>7234549
This chick is hot. any nudes?

>> No.7240550

>>7240518

Kind of like how men who don't wear beards are trying to look prepubescent? Oh wait you feminazis never complain about that because emasculated non-men fits your bullshit agenda

Not the guy you're arguing with but you need to get your lady hormones under control

>> No.7240561

has she been blacked? i dont want to fap to her if she has

>> No.7240564

>>7240561
> he has to ask

>> No.7240565

What's wrong with pig tails & age play?

>> No.7240655

>>7240539
kek

>> No.7241040
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7241040

I really like burritos

>> No.7241052

>>7241040
>Chipotle
RIP in peace

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7241281

>>7234561
Yes it does

>> No.7241318

>>7241040
She's cute. Is she in the movies or something?

>> No.7241322

>>7240434
I AM a pedophile, and I'm not attracted to that in the slightest.

What now, nigger?

>> No.7241329

>>7241318
she seems like a nice christian girl who's waiting until marriage.

>> No.7241335

>>7241040
I want to date her.

>> No.7241342

>>7234549
OP is your picture the porn girl I would fap to like mad back in highschool?

>> No.7241431
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7241431

Just enjoying some subway!

>> No.7241446

>>7241431
does she have to grab everything with two hands?
is she really that small?
she looks maybe 160cm?

>> No.7241453

>>7234549
Why not just buy the ones Keebler sells for themselves?

>> No.7241475

I am for some reason overly fascinated by pornstars doing mundane things, but as soon as I look up a video and realize they just do the same garbage that's ruined the industry the magic is lost.

If she were to ever get money out of me, it would be by posting food pics, reminding me that she does porn, and making sure that I never watch her porn and get completely turned off.

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7241533

>>7237644
Were they hot or not

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7241547

>>7237644
Bruh, these are the ones from my country.
They are absolute tits.

>> No.7241553

>>7235126
Underrated post

>> No.7241569

>>7241553

*shit post

>> No.7242030

>>7236722
Source? Link?

>> No.7242585

Because the store doesn't sell thin mints.

>> No.7242589

>>7236731
yeah i stopped watching her videos after i saw that

>> No.7242619

>>7241431

that whore gets fucked, right?

>> No.7242621

>>7242619
right in the pussy

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7242769

>>7242619

Yeah while painted up as a clown.

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7243176

Nutella goes good with GS cookies.

>> No.7243493

>>7243176
It's a lighter and a bottle opener?
nigga a lighter is already a bottle opener.

>> No.7243572

>>7242769

damn i have the same scalloping on my front teeth as her

feels bad man

maybe if I met Lexi Belle and told her we'd be teeth buddies :)

>> No.7243605

>>7242030
Just google lexi belle peanut butter

>> No.7243607

>>7243572
cringed.

>> No.7243685

>>7243605
Hmmmmmm

>> No.7243698

>>7243605
Welp I'm out

>> No.7243736

>>7235056
Rip lemon cooler man

>> No.7244988
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7244988

Just a normal girl at a dim sum restaurant.

>> No.7245016

>>7244988
Pretty sure normal girls haven't been ass fucked by an obese mexican covered in peanut butter

>> No.7245042

>>7245016
You don't know very many girls

>> No.7245052
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7245052

>>7245042
I'm old and have known many girls

>> No.7245240

>>7245052
Well, girls may have been different in olden days. Modern girls get ass fucked by obese Mexicans covered in peanut butter as a rite of passage. Usually on their 18th birthdays, but some prudes wait until their 21st.

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7245255

Look at all the toppings they have!

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7245261

Tee hee, only gonna put a small amount of Cap'n Crunch™ on mine.

>> No.7245287

See, the difference between Lexi and Sasha is that Sasha actually cooks.

Sasha 1
Lexi 0

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7245293

>>7245287

Lexi is pure unlike that used up whore

>> No.7245303

>>7245293
They're both glorified cum rags, cuck.

>> No.7245468
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7245468

Having some pasta.

>> No.7245512

>>7237665
Smart man.

Just ordered t mints, trefoils, tagalomgs, and doo si doos

>> No.7245521

>>7245468
Well at least she didn't drop the fork in dismay when someone took a pic of her eating like some other blonde cumdumpster whores have been known to do.

Lexi 1
Chloe 0

>> No.7245536

>>7243605
what the fuck did I just see O_O ...though it made the talk about her relevant to this board, it's still fucked up >.<

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7245558

>>7245240

>> No.7245560

>>7245521
explain?

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7245585

>>7245560
>being this new

>> No.7245603

>>7245585
>child cowering in the background
>sudden flash in a restaurant
seems like an uncomfortable situation
>>7245521
she's posing for all the pictures you manipulable fanboy, it's not the same as having a stranger take pics with the flash on in a place where it's completely unacceptable to do so

>> No.7245616

>>7245585
>all those people staring at the camera, breaking the 4th wall
Uncomfortable as fuck / 10 tbqh senpai

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7247295

>>7240434
>you're a pedo if you find this female adult attractive

You dumbocrats/leftists are mental.

>> No.7247334

>Why are these things so hyped?
Limited availability.

>Very average cookies.
They are, but the quality is consistent.

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7247343

>>7245603
for you
did I meme it right guise?

>> No.7247352

>>7243493
lol, right?

>> No.7247360

from the catalog thumbnail she looked like an obese pig with rolls of fat hanging down

>> No.7247470
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7247470

Wow anon, this is really good. I should've ordered yours instead. LOL don't mind if I take another!

>> No.7248184

>>7247470
That's a good way to get a fucking fork in your hand.

>> No.7248204

>>7247470
>>7248184
Fuckin' bitch. This picture triggered me like I was a war veteran in a pro-rape thread

>> No.7248213

>>7247470
This always why I tell you to just get what I'm getting. We have done this song and dance a hundred times. Just give me your plate and we'll swap like usual.

>> No.7248230

>>7248213
and this is how to be the beta man

>> No.7248240

>>7247470
I would fucking kill her in cold blood,

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7248251

>>7248230
No. It's being the married man.

>> No.7248254

I think we're forgetting the real question in this thread.

Would you fuck that pornstar?

I would, raw dog.

>> No.7248257

>>7248251
That's what he said.

>> No.7248273

>>7248257
Yeah, Al Bundy has lots of wisdom to share.

>> No.7248284

>>7247343
It's this cuz she's short? Looks like something that would be sold with high chairs

>> No.7248312

>>7244988
>dim sum
at a brief glance i thought this said "cis scum"

also nice dubs!

>> No.7248332

>>7242769
Surprisingly cute.

>> No.7248387
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7248387

this is the most /tv/ thread i've seen on /ck/... ever

>> No.7248390

>>7234549
Get the generics from Wally world.
thin mints and the ones with peanut butter.

>> No.7248402

>>7248284
Think about what you're saying. If she was short, she would be sitting lower relative to the table. Therefore, raising the food off of the table would only serve to exacerbate the difference.

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7248428

>>7247470
Here anon, take some of mine as a replacement!

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7248437

>>7248428
motherfucker

>> No.7248489

>>7248387
>posting this picture
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.7248555

>>7234549
they used to be good especially the lemon creme ones but a few years ago they made em "healthy" discontinued or changed about 1/2 of em (including said lemon creme ones) and now they are shit

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7248632

>>7248489

>> No.7248669
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7248669

Thanks for taking me to Disneyland anon.

>> No.7248753

i want lexi to suck my dick

>> No.7248760

>>7234553
that is such a wonderful way to ask that question.