The face of culinary excellence

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Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:00:00 2015 No.7218262 [Reply] [Original]

The face of culinary excellence

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:01:30 2015 No.7218269 Please god kill this fat fuck so i dont have to see him ever again please

Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:07:40 2015 No.7218282

>>7218269
Ja/ck/ is a master of all things related to food

I serve his Aunt's party cheese salad as desert every night in my restaurant (which is about to earn its THIRD Michelin Star). I became a world renowned shef after watching Ja/ck/'s videos. I copied his burger making technique, and now chefs all around the world are doing it!

When I hear people criticize Ja/ck/, the master, I shudder inside. Such people are surely depraved individuals who sit in a greasy Wal-Mart office chair, clacking away on their keyboards. They talk about how they think Ja/ck/ is a ha/ck/ while slurping their convenience store ramen.

I feel sorry that you can't cook as good as Ja/ck/ can.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:09:36 2015 No.7218287 >>7218269 Show some fucking respect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:15:13 2015 No.7218300 >>7218262 It looks like he has one chromosome too many

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:19:19 2015 No.7218311 >>7218269 this forever and ever and ever fuck jack threads you fast food chomping troglodytes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:30:46 2015 No.7218329 >>7218282 >ywn eat Jack's extra moist and juicy chicken tartare

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:42:01 2015 No.7218355 >>7218300 i fookin' 'ad me a giggle m8

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:45:24 2015 No.7218362 >>7218282 That's some serious stockholm syndrome yo, snap out of it.

Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:53:24 2015 No.7218378
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>>7218262
Not only is he a chef genius, but he's also a humble man... unafraid to admit when he's wrong and better himself from it. We can all stand to learn from the man, the master, Jack Scalfani.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:57:47 2015 No.7218391 >>7218378 >this isn't a twist off >let me try a towel to twist it off He cooks like this too

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 15:00:54 2015 No.7218400 File: 68 KB, 788x685, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218262 I would just like to point out to everyone that the Joey thread has been deleted. >bravo Mod's :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 15:01:10 2015 No.7218402 >>7218282 Such irony here seeing as how his shitty sauces are only sold at Wal-Mart

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 16:03:12 2015 No.7218589 File: 452 KB, 500x395, 164.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218262 I have a dream. To see Ja/ck/ Scalfani on hell's kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 16:07:25 2015 No.7218605 File: 251 KB, 397x516, is this jacks business.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218402 they were chosen by wal-marts "senior sauce buyer" so they must be good

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 16:17:48 2015 No.7218637 >>7218400 doing God's work, anon. Well done.

Anonymous Thu Dec 31 16:24:17 2015 No.7218651
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>Watching Jack make some typical football party food
>He manages to not fuck anything up
>It actually looks pretty good too
>For the first time I'm about to finish one of his videos with positive thoughts in my head
>At the end of the video he takes his apron off

Where do you even buy this shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 16:27:08 2015 No.7218655 >>7218651 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 16:27:17 2015 No.7218656 File: 29 KB, 450x450, tumblr_nmgc94Lv3T1qh6zmco1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218378 this never gets old

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 16:27:36 2015 No.7218657 File: 247 KB, 485x280, main-qimg-dd682ba4322e9d12b3086c02a91eb149.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218589 IT'S RAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 16:28:29 2015 No.7218658 File: 945 KB, 1280x720, euphoria.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 16:31:05 2015 No.7218663 >>7218262 Does anyone know if Jack is ex-mil? His videos watch almost like straight up disinfo propaganda mixing truth with lies by overly confident character with a smooth, flowing voice.

Anonymous Thu Dec 31 16:31:09 2015 No.7218664

>>7218282
>>7218329

What do you want to see at Jack's new restaurant?

>Jack's Lazy Man Kitchen and Bar

> Appetizers
Jalapeno Jack cheese stuffed Twinkies
Stater Bros chips and guacamole (90% sour cream of course)
Popcorn chicken with Hershey syrup dipping sauce

>Salads
Bean and mayo
Jello and mayo
Caesar (can substitute Doritos for iceberg lettuce upon request)

> Entres
Chicken tartare
Party Salad Pizza
Bison Burger served blue or rare
Deconstructed corndog
Hot Pocket Casserole (chef's selection of 4 different kinds of hot pockets mashed together with craft singles, whole milk, and cooked until the center is just barely warm)

>Desserts
Vanilla ice cream with hot Jack's bbq sauce fudge
Literally half a bag of brown sugar served in a deep fried bread bowl
Store bought log of cookie dough covered in fruit loop crumble

> Specials
Jack's famous pulled pork
Whole pork shoulder cooked on an early 90s laptop running Minecraft for 15 minutes. Shredded table side by Jack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 16:52:53 2015 No.7218719 >>7218664 Jack's Lazy Man Kitchen and Bar where you'll be sure to leave with a foodborne illness every visit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 17:04:28 2015 No.7218746 >>7218719 All our appetizers have stool hardeners so you can at least get a minute head start to the bathroom when the sour water deluge starts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 17:04:30 2015 No.7218747 >>7218658 Is that a taco? Jack is actually retarded

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 17:14:14 2015 No.7218770 >>7218651 Probably fucking wal-mart

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 17:16:03 2015 No.7218776 >>7218768 You've officially put more effort into Jack's cooking career than all of his shows put together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 17:20:18 2015 No.7218788 >>7218269 you will probably see him more if he dies

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 17:23:59 2015 No.7218794 File: 496 KB, 852x480, squid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218776 unemployment is a bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 17:26:58 2015 No.7218802 >>7218768 this is damn near perfect it even has aunt myrna's world famous party cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:03:06 2015 No.7218877 >>7218802 *Salad

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:11:24 2015 No.7218897 Does anyone have the webm of him cutting open that raw steak sandwich and then eating it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:12:12 2015 No.7218900 >>7218378 You can tell from his gestures that he's absolutely dumbfounded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:15:28 2015 No.7218905 >>7218747 >Jack is actually retarded Tell us something we don't already know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:16:10 2015 No.7218906 File: 196 KB, 1080x1080, Originalcharacterdon'tsteel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Made an origianl character you might like, please don't steal him, I worked hard on this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:16:24 2015 No.7218908 File: 1.02 MB, 1920x1080, Guffawing Scientologists.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218768 >napalm the Palestinians race war now

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:20:45 2015 No.7218921 >>7218768 Someone please tweet that to Jack immediately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:38:11 2015 No.7218953 >>7218906 >>7218768 sides obliterated thanks guys

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:40:21 2015 No.7218960 >>7218378 This is right up there with his "groyer" cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:45:14 2015 No.7218975 File: 298 KB, 300x199, 1440181096934.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218906

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:46:54 2015 No.7218980 >>7218768 >cream cheese thingy Whoa, whoa, hold up. Have you even tasted cream cheese with salsa before? It's amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:53:53 2015 No.7218992 >>7218980 That's what jack calls it in the video. Jack's word is gospel

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:59:25 2015 No.7219006 >>7218980 >Have you even tasted cream cheese with salsa before? actually, I have this druggy aunt that used to bring it to senpai functions all tore up thinking it was the goat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 19:04:08 2015 No.7219018 I'm sick of all the same Ja/ck/ cringe. Gimme something lesser known.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 19:06:34 2015 No.7219022 >>7218906 /beautiful/

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 19:08:09 2015 No.7219026 File: 549 KB, 854x480, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2015-12-24 11-54-11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7219018

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 19:11:38 2015 No.7219034 >>7218262 Is he sharping/honing a knife with another knife?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 19:12:49 2015 No.7219038 File: 1.15 MB, 854x480, burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 19:12:53 2015 No.7219039 File: 729 KB, 716x620, 40kekes.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218768

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 19:22:15 2015 No.7219064 File: 22 KB, 250x318, 1451245578745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7219038 Every fucking time he puts his hand infront of his fucking mouth. I cant fucking stand that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 19:23:18 2015 No.7219067 >>7219064 Excuse my autism

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 19:29:26 2015 No.7219093 >>7218282 I wish I was as good of a shef as you

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 19:29:52 2015 No.7219095 >>7219064 >>7219067 that's autistic but everything Jack does is fucking annoying

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 19:30:09 2015 No.7219097 >>7218768 i love you

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 19:42:30 2015 No.7219136 >>7218768 10/10 best new original oc

Anonymous Thu Dec 31 19:55:16 2015 No.7219186
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This guy is a personification of every negative American stereotype, a fat loud ignorant fucking moran

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:12:52 2015 No.7219243 He carries his weight well. His wife is a 7.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:13:24 2015 No.7219245 >>7218768 Needs to be an ad somewhere blatantly selling Jacks sauces.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:14:41 2015 No.7219249 >>7219243 Imagine what his farts smell and turds taste like... Aunt Myrna's Farty Cheese Salad

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:17:58 2015 No.7219257 >>7219006 >senpai functions all tore up thinking it was the goat. Re-evaluate your life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:19:13 2015 No.7219261 >>7219186 >moran

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:19:15 2015 No.7219262 >>7219186 >>7219038 I think the reason his face annoys me so much is the heavily Jewish features, too. Is he a kike?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:20:16 2015 No.7219268 File: 41 KB, 480x468, get-a-brain-morans[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7219261 >doesn't get the joke

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:20:46 2015 No.7219269 >>7218794 Damn that almost looks like one of those reverse play shots. But it isn't. Sort of impressed, but still hate jack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:23:16 2015 No.7219283 >>7218651 Which vid?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:43:59 2015 No.7219333 File: 37 KB, 385x284, daym.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does /ck/ approve of daym drops?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:49:38 2015 No.7219348 >>7219333 Cruncy water. desu he just does reviews.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:52:24 2015 No.7219354 File: 751 KB, 1024x731, doitforjack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:55:57 2015 No.7219358 >>7219333 Nah, hes just a sassier black version of Joey. So much of the YouTube review crowd has sold out to sponsorship and side deals, especially channels like wrecklesseating or kbd food reviews. Stick to reportoftheweek.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:56:34 2015 No.7219360 >>7218651 Link pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:56:36 2015 No.7219361 >>7219064 Worst is when he starts to giggle like a retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 21:00:00 2015 No.7219372 >>7218262 i really, really, really want to fist this man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 21:00:53 2015 No.7219375 File: 2.19 MB, 1280x720, bigboybite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7219262 all I know is that he's Sicillian

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 21:05:07 2015 No.7219387 >>7219375 Ew, why bite like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 21:08:34 2015 No.7219396 >>7219387 Seriously, he's fucking hot. I'd let him tongue me so deep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 21:08:40 2015 No.7219397 >>7219387 trying to be funny on how big the sammich was.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 22:03:43 2015 No.7219498 >>7219387 i think in the same video he was eating with another youtuber and he made fun of the tiny bites he was taking so he took that huge bite to make fun of how much of a pussy the other guy was for taking a small bite

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 22:04:52 2015 No.7219499 >>7219262 He doesn't look Jewish at all, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 22:05:08 2015 No.7219502 >>7219375 I would love for someone to film him while he's filming himself eating at these places

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 22:08:15 2015 No.7219506 Hey guys just a friendly reminder. Remember to help keep this youtuber advertising garbage off /ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 22:12:07 2015 No.7219513 >>7219262 Scalfoni is Italian, breh. Lrn2Race

Anonymous Thu Dec 31 22:43:10 2015 No.7219583

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQj77-QDGU0

i've watched jack for 2 years and i've just found a video i've never seen

jack goes to a morton's a "fine dining" steakhouse in anaheim

highlights

>jack has his camera light on in the middle of the restaurant
>complains loudly about prices
>sends his steak back because "there's no flavor" so he doesn't have to pay for it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 22:52:58 2015 No.7219611 >>7219583 man that lighting makes everything look fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 22:53:14 2015 No.7219614 >>7219506 Hey anon, just a friendly reminder to go choke on a bag of dicks

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 23:23:46 2015 No.7219688 File: 63 KB, 131x154, ultimate_jack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218664 All of those should have "The best" in front of it and "You'll ever taste" after it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 23:30:23 2015 No.7219705 >>7219243 Jesus, if that's a 7 for you then I can only pity you. What kind of mongrels have you taken to bed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 23:34:30 2015 No.7219711 File: 15 KB, 304x318, 241353463467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218768 BEAUTIFUL

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 23:36:58 2015 No.7219716 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, JackScalfoney.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whoever made this deserves an Oscar.

>>	Sage Fri Jan 1 00:10:04 2016 No.7219804 >>7218262 Fuck off with your jack posts you fucking faggot go take jacks dick in your ass flaming fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 00:19:52 2016 No.7219824 File: 53 KB, 960x540, 1451176448211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7219804 >not handling the majesty of the King

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 00:20:38 2016 No.7219825 >>7219804 Happy new year!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 00:22:34 2016 No.7219835 >>7219506 >help keep this youtuber advertising garbage off /ck/ This sentence makes no fucking sense, you god damned retard. Holy shit, fuck you and fuck jack harder, but fuck you very hard too, you fucking illiterate sack of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 00:26:12 2016 No.7219844 >>7219716 NO. NO. NO. GODS, NO! Please, NO. Please, please make it stop, NO. Who. Why. OMFG NO. Seriously though... lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 00:44:00 2016 No.7219882 >>7218658 Oh man, the way he takes a bite out of the middle of the taco....

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 01:27:13 2016 No.7219954 >>7219835 Stay mad. :^]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 01:33:39 2016 No.7219970 >>7218664 >Doritos for lettuce Kekarooni

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 01:34:29 2016 No.7219971 File: 166 KB, 485x600, jews_image40[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7219513 >he doesn't know the Name Game

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 03:27:58 2016 No.7220131 >>7218664 >Bean and mayo Made me laugh hard because he would fucking serve that shit in a restaurant if he owned one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 06:04:23 2016 No.7220257 File: 137 KB, 299x356, 1450750750193.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218768 Amazing, I wanted to do something similar before but I was too damn lazy. Bravo Anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 06:06:06 2016 No.7220260 >>7218768 BTW Ja/ck/ briefly ran a merchandise store that he called the "Jack Shack" until he realized that it had was a slang term. Maybe include a special or something called the Ja/ck/ Shack as a tribute to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 06:11:09 2016 No.7220263 >>7219261 Get with the memes, newfag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 06:14:00 2016 No.7220266 File: 64 KB, 519x519, 1430631013372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218400 >silencing joey as if we'll be fucking back mark my words. >mfw remembering the glory days I'll always go monkey style for you Joey baby

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 06:45:34 2016 No.7220276 >>7220266 >2016 >#nojoey

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 06:56:14 2016 No.7220283 >>7218768 Post document online so /ck/ can modify it pls

Anonymous Fri Jan 1 07:30:33 2016 No.7220316
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I'M JACK

I'M A CARCINOGENIC FUCKFACE THAT NOT ONLY PLAGUES YOUR DIET, BUT ALSO THE 4CHAN BOARD /CK/

I'M HERE TO MAKE EVERYONE MISERABLE EXCEPT FOR THE CASUAL OBESE DICKCOCKS THAT CAN'T COOK ORDER AND RAVE ABOUT FASTFOOD AND IDOLIZE ME ON A DAILY BASIS.

THESE PEOPLE ARE COLOSSAL FUCKFACES AS WELL BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO TASTE. TASTE FOR SALT AND PER-PROCESSED INGREDIENTS, BUT NOTHING FURTHER.

BUT WHEN A HOT-POCKET CHOMPING JANITOR CLEANS UP THE RACIST POSTS ABOUT MUDSLIMES THAT OFFENDS THEM SO DEEPLY AND BLEACHES THEIR PURPLE DYED HAIR, JACK THREADS APPEAR LIKE MOLD ON A BATCH OF KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE.

4CHAN, THE SITE KNOWN AS GAMERGATES TROPHY, ONLY APPEALS TO 40 YEAR OLD FAT WOMEN AND HOUSEWIVES, AND ANYONE PARTICIPATING OR VIEWING A JACK THREAD IS AN EXPERIENCE CLOSER TO A LONELY HOUSEWIFE WOMAN WISHING TO BE PLOWED BY A BLACK MAN THAN ANYTHING FOOD OR COOKING RELATED.

BUT, BY ALL MEANS, ENJOY YOUR BIGMAC JACK, JAP-FOOD, AND YUROPOOR BULLSHIT THREADS BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY KEKED INTO THINKING ANY OF THIS 'CONTENT' IS RELEVANT OR ENTERTAINING.

I HOPE ALL OF YOU INADVERTENTLY GUZZLE BLEACH AT YOUR NEXT FAMILY OUTING MISTAKING IT AS WINE. OH, AND WAIT FOR A SHITCHOMPER MODERATOR TO DELETE THIS POST BECAUSE FREE SPEECH IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS SECRET CLUB ANYMORE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 07:32:48 2016 No.7220320 You guys seen how the fucker cuts veggies and such. Instead of cupping his fingers he closes them ;D. That day he cuts him self.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 07:38:48 2016 No.7220328 File: 761 KB, 425x216, padma salty.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7220316

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 07:39:57 2016 No.7220331 >>7220316 You seem upset? Also: >KEKED Get with the times faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 07:41:09 2016 No.7220332 >>7220328 thanks for the upvote

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 07:41:51 2016 No.7220334 File: 573 KB, 621x672, 1449305679736.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7220332

Anonymous Fri Jan 1 07:51:54 2016 No.7220349
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>>7220334

remember when jack threads where cool?

nah I don't. I do remember when this board had content, recipes, and memes that weren't mcchicken big mac bullshit. but don't remove or ban those assholes; don't do a damn thing about it: just get rid of the humor and the fun of this middle aged chipotle advertisement site.

fuck they removed the "advertisement" option on your report window because of how awful this shit board is. food and cook has become fast food and muslims. UK has no business here and 80% of the threads are prepackaged foods or vegans.

this whole site sucks a big cock now and its irredeemable. might as well be /pol/ with food to keep things interesting. LE RAW MAYMAY this place is imgur without the dicksucking

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 07:53:33 2016 No.7220350 File: 49 KB, 500x603, 1422650492097.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7220349 Then leave faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 07:57:44 2016 No.7220355 >>7220349 You'll be missed.

Anonymous Fri Jan 1 07:58:30 2016 No.7220356
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>>7220350

I'd rather tell you why the site sucks but I'll get banned again.

did you get your jack points for the day? i hope your bought the greatest sauce in the world and slathered it on your balls to fit in; asshole.

I swear to god you might as well be posting a tendies or mcdonalds thread at this point if you think you're high and mighty and cool reaction image you should leave and do something more productive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 08:02:25 2016 No.7220361 >>7220356 Just fuck off ya' faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 08:10:06 2016 No.7220370 File: 149 KB, 1200x772, 6489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7220361 alright. chew up another big mac. where you going to make another "what to order at chipotle" thread or maybe just comment on how much you love nuttela

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 11:06:20 2016 No.7220689 File: 263 KB, 434x462, jack_scalfani_crying.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7220316 >>7220349 >>7220356 >>7220370 cry more, faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 11:54:25 2016 No.7220794 >>7220356 i like your style.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 14:44:59 2016 No.7221253 I think the thing that pisses me off the most about this guy is that stupid fucking hat that he ALWAYS wears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 15:46:56 2016 No.7221421 >>7219375 That fleck of mustard on his moustache is my new visualisation exercise for prolonging ejaculation/calming an inappropriate boner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 15:51:51 2016 No.7221439 File: 22 KB, 582x582, 061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218378 I've never seen a jack video and I don't even know what he sounds like but these webms always get me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 15:54:48 2016 No.7221456 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7InCfiYZW4I this fucking retard can't do anything right he can't even follow simple goddamn informercial instructional recipes >oh I'll just put a lot less of this in there and a lot more of that

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 16:09:09 2016 No.7221535 >>7221476 is his face shopped?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 16:41:59 2016 No.7221635 File: 392 KB, 2048x1490, 474444_10150976619154583_1746105355_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would /ck/ Tammy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 16:43:29 2016 No.7221641 File: 1.37 MB, 1280x720, itdoesn'tevencookwell.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7221456 lmao he blames the product for his omelette coming out looking like hot vomit and cheese and not at all how the infomercial omelette comes out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 16:45:24 2016 No.7221646 >>7221476 >>7221635 WHAT WENT WRONG

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 16:46:20 2016 No.7221647 >>7221476 >>7221646 "Now I can get fat."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 16:47:57 2016 No.7221653 File: 523 KB, 854x480, i followed the recipe perfectly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7221456 kek this whole video

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 16:48:16 2016 No.7221656 File: 28 KB, 315x425, 1442103217656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7221635 >>7221646 >>7221647 She was always lazy and stupid, it just caught up with her. I mean.. she fucking married Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 16:48:56 2016 No.7221659 >>7221456 >Ja/ck/ can't cook an omelette >He >can't >cook >an >omelette Holy fucking shitball titty fucking Christ, someone stop this man before it's too late.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 16:50:38 2016 No.7221664 File: 359 KB, 522x471, 1432665565863.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7221659 Too late for what, fampai? Too late for him to become diabetic? Too late to have a stroke? Too late to become irredeemably obese?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 16:51:16 2016 No.7221667 >>7219375 What the fuck is hanging off the side of the sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 16:51:33 2016 No.7221668 >>7221659 and you checked out his version of the salsa? >hurrr I'll just use a lot less tomatoes hohoho I am such a great chef >hmm wow it turned out like shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 16:53:37 2016 No.7221674 >>7221668 Reminds me of that one video where he literally says out loud on video, "I'm so talented when it comes to food" I've never been so mad watching something on jewtube

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 17:03:10 2016 No.7221702 >>7218378 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK dying

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 17:06:22 2016 No.7221710 File: 17 KB, 200x184, 1450955931832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218658 >dat stupid fucking face when he close his eyes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 17:07:06 2016 No.7221714 >>7219716 alot of those shots are from a British Marks & Spencers advert. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ4pctQMdg4

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 17:07:25 2016 No.7221716 >>7221674 It sounded more like "I'm sotalatid wennacums tfood"

Anonymous Fri Jan 1 17:07:36 2016 No.7221717

>>7218378
he really is a fucking cwc tier retard

he comes off as somewhat arrogant in his abilities as a cook and pretends he knows what he is talking about when he is actually very slow to learn and understand things and he can't handle criticism very well (sometimes he just turns off the comments in the videos where people point out how retarded he is)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 17:09:30 2016 No.7221723 >>7221717 oh and forgot to add that his stupid jokes in the videos are so fucking awful ... and those fucking "commercial breaks" where he usually shills some garbage product like his own stupid generic barbecue sauces

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 17:12:28 2016 No.7221734 >>7221635 Imagine the hot, and I mean HAWT, MMF three-way she could have with Jack + Guy Fieri. That really gets my eggs scramblin!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 17:12:54 2016 No.7221735 File: 7 KB, 215x262, 1442421864673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218768 >cooked rare in a fucking bag >antibiotics available upon request

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 17:17:52 2016 No.7221744 >>7218768 Jack hates palestinians?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 17:19:53 2016 No.7221748 How do you hide threads on the Cover app?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 17:45:08 2016 No.7221796 File: 67 KB, 900x900, when-the-freshly-ground-pepper-hits-you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7221734 >That really gets my eggs scramblin!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 18:01:40 2016 No.7221854 >>7218262 >serving size 19g >sugar per serving 11g nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 18:06:54 2016 No.7221869 I've never watched guy before, what do i start with

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 18:07:55 2016 No.7221870 >>7221869 https://youtu.be/Qf_W7As6xbk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 18:08:09 2016 No.7221872 >>7221869 Aunt Myrna's party salad is a classic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 18:12:49 2016 No.7221886 File: 159 KB, 223x306, midnighter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218651 Just when I thought I couldn't hate him any more. Jesus Christ that shirt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 18:13:05 2016 No.7221889 This man is synonymous with /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 18:14:13 2016 No.7221895 >>7219064 It's proper etiquette to put your hand in front of your mouth if you have to open it while chewing, or to signal that you're going to respond to a question after you're finished chewing. Retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 18:18:50 2016 No.7221908 >>7221895 I've never seen men do this. Plus you shouldn't open your mouth while chewing at all, Ja/ck/ certainly doesn't need to do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 18:21:00 2016 No.7221916 >>7221870 >>7221872 that's uh, that's somethin' else

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 18:28:44 2016 No.7221926 >>7221870 What the jesus fuck is this. I just cant take it any more. Like seriously, this has to be some sort of sick fucking joke. Just make it stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 18:33:07 2016 No.7221939 File: 3 KB, 500x438, 1445297822300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7221870 Never gets old

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 18:35:12 2016 No.7221946 File: 20 KB, 500x375, mei mei.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218768 >cooked rare in a fucking bag

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 19:14:52 2016 No.7222061 >>7221946 Technically, you just described Sous-vide.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 19:23:17 2016 No.7222088 File: 44 KB, 960x671, AAAAAAAAAAAH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7221870

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 19:24:47 2016 No.7222091 File: 1.10 MB, 1281x672, whyamialive.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7221664

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 19:28:16 2016 No.7222104 >>7221734 They would constantly be arguing about who gets to rail her balloon knot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 19:28:42 2016 No.7222107 File: 56 KB, 493x387, 1448175460367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7219716

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 19:30:09 2016 No.7222114 >>7221714 Pretty sure there's no pulled pork or bleeding chicken meat in the original.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 19:33:30 2016 No.7222119 >>7218768 Fuck my sides have entered orbit. Thanks for this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 19:39:19 2016 No.7222137 >>7218768 Fuck, you beat me to it, was gonna make a jack menu. Maybe I'll still make one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 20:09:12 2016 No.7222229 File: 21 KB, 320x240, SIMP_homer_airhorn1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7221476

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 20:12:05 2016 No.7222236 File: 229 KB, 216x271, 1421565113909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218768 Jack needs to see this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 20:13:19 2016 No.7222240 >>7221476 Such a lucky woman, knowing what's going to be deep inside her anus that night...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 20:36:35 2016 No.7222291 >>7222240 Jack "Raw Dog" Scalfani

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 20:45:22 2016 No.7222304 File: 244 KB, 978x658, Screen Shot 2016-01-01 at 8.44.37 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A touching tribute

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 20:48:07 2016 No.7222309 >>7222304 $5 says Jack has no idea who she was

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 20:59:23 2016 No.7222342 >>7218980 It sounds alright, but it doesn't sound "I have one of the largest cooking channels on youtube" good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 21:11:15 2016 No.7222386 >>7221667 The bull's cum

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 22:10:17 2016 No.7222604 File: 25 KB, 316x455, 1446816140798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7221476 is that michael gira

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 22:21:51 2016 No.7222631 >>7219716 /r/ing the pulled pork claws video. He has so many pork vids that I'm not sure which it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 22:32:32 2016 No.7222657 >tfw can't stop watching his videos It's like a train wreck I can't look away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 22:46:13 2016 No.7222682 >>7219716 Pure grace.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 23:02:42 2016 No.7222711 >>7222631 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc The meat claws come out at 7:41.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 23:04:27 2016 No.7222714 >>7222711 The sound alone makes me gag.

>>	Sage Fri Jan 1 23:36:51 2016 No.7222814 >>7218262 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 00:30:05 2016 No.7222932 >>7222711 >"imunna score this" >cut 1/3 of the way through it >wa la Why did he cut so fucking deep if he was just scoring it?

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 00:38:17 2016 No.7222948
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>>7222711
What an idiot, who sticks a 2-inch probe into a giant piece of meat like that? No wonder it was criminally undercooked, especially for pulled pork which needs to be cooked to a higher temperature than 160 anyway (usually around 190)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 00:43:01 2016 No.7222957 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzbANrHPX-8 Does anyone know the song he uses as an intro? I need a good source of it for a parody video I'm creating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 00:44:24 2016 No.7222963 >>7218768 Upper kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 00:46:13 2016 No.7222967 >>7222957 I'd start with the default songs that come with apple video editing software might be one of those

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 00:54:46 2016 No.7222979 >>7222957 http://www.beatsuite.com/music/category/royalty-free-christian-music/693 Third one down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 00:55:08 2016 No.7222980 File: 11 KB, 837x65, kingjack_illuminati_free.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Essential Ja/ck/ lore

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:07:54 2016 No.7223001 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDaPwwH9ojs 3:50 Jack Jr. gets scolded for his behavior.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:13:07 2016 No.7223008 >>7222711 I think Jack may actually be Freddy Krueger re-incarnated in a modern, fatter form https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72rmG-bUll0

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:17:57 2016 No.7223019 >>7218768 Why is this guy such a fucking joke?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:18:23 2016 No.7223021 >>7218651 >>7219283 >>7219360 Found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe-ksw56UZs

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:19:13 2016 No.7223023

>>7218262
/k/ommando here, newfag on /ck/, what's the ACTUAL deal with this guy. Is he like the James Yeager of cooking? Knows just enough to kinda manage a cooking channel but sucks dick when it comes to actual understanding of the subject, and horribly unsafe when it comes to food preparation?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:19:56 2016 No.7223025 >>7223019 Some people find down syndrome funny I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:19:57 2016 No.7223026 >>7218663 COINTRPOLR (or whatever that shcizo shit is) Gangstalking!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:22:09 2016 No.7223033 >>7221744 He s a goy for Israel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:22:56 2016 No.7223034 >>7223023 see>>7223033

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:23:56 2016 No.7223037 >>7223034 I asked actually, not a /pol/ish rendition of reality.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:24:00 2016 No.7223039 >>7223026 COINTELPRO?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:24:07 2016 No.7223040 >>7223023 Spot on Oh and an egotistical dingus who films in public and is not aware of personal space, privacy, or self awareness. Very cringey guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:24:23 2016 No.7223041 >>7223023 He is the undisputed king of /ck/. Everyone just loves trying to dethrone the king for some reason.

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:25:14 2016 No.7223042

>>7223023
In much the same way Buck represents everything that a /k/ommando doesn't want to be (he's flashy and arrogant and violent but the only time he ever had a chance to demonstrate the skills he teaches he royally fucked up under pressure) Jack is basically all of that with a splash of Chris-chan, in that he's awful at cooking, socially stunted and awkward, everyone clearly hates him, but he THINKS he's good. That's why he rubs people who like to cook the wrong way so hard, they wonder if to the outsider their cooking looks like Jacks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:25:23 2016 No.7223043 >>7223039 Ye, the gangstalking version of it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:26:26 2016 No.7223045 >>7223037 >where_do_you_think_you_are.wemb

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:27:17 2016 No.7223048 File: 20 KB, 809x83, kingjack_explains_diabetes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7222980

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:27:26 2016 No.7223049 >>7223023 Pretty much but Jack didn't abandon anyone to die afaik

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:27:37 2016 No.7223050 >>7223042 Ayyy, take it you're another /k/fag then? Makes sense, I saw one video a long time ago from him where he was pulling some hunk of super undercooked meat apart wolverine style. It was rather off putting. >>7223045 Certainly not /pol/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:28:00 2016 No.7223051 >>7223037 /pol/ack here He is a huge Israel fag, he thinks all Palestinians are evil...apparently the christian ones too lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:29:19 2016 No.7223054 >>7223051 I don't watch a cooking channel for their ideological opinions though, I meant in terms of a chef.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:29:43 2016 No.7223055 >>7223051 LOL XDD!

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:31:49 2016 No.7223057

>>7223049
>>7223050
Yea and while we're on the topic of that faggot Yaeger I started driving manual recently and I have no fucking idea how he managed to stall the car. If you're gentle with the clutch you can basically put your right foot to the floor, I mean it won't be dignified but it will work and get you rolling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:32:31 2016 No.7223059 >>7223054 I was only replying to the guy asking why he hated Palestine, dont know why someone "see" linked that to your first post. Must of been a mispick. But his lore adds to the fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:33:08 2016 No.7223060 File: 3 KB, 125x82, 1451707368892s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223054 >>7223055

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:34:08 2016 No.7223062 File: 34 KB, 496x1619, 1435407553192.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw will never be famous like Jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:34:11 2016 No.7223063 File: 93 KB, 541x540, 1434508433127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223048 >my body produces too much sugar

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:34:52 2016 No.7223066 File: 789 KB, 2048x1536, 1450063089477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223060 >>7223055 >>7223054 I really want to interview jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:35:10 2016 No.7223069 File: 5 KB, 285x298, 1435407567480.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223062

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:36:34 2016 No.7223072 File: 11 KB, 712x520, 1435407364616.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223066 I really want to sniff his dirty butthole

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:37:43 2016 No.7223074

>>7223057
Yeager took the car out of gear because his foot was getting tired, when the shots popped off he floored the gas to obvious no use, and thinking the car was disabled, abandoned the vehicle. Honestly, I kinda sorta don't blame him for this specific incident since he has no form of actual repetitive training in a high stress environment. I DO chide him for going there in the first place thinking he'd be useful, I also slam the company for hiring him, but my major gripe with him is that he has an arrogant, my way or the highway, been there done that, I know all the tricks mentality. Despite being horribly fucking unsafe and using borderline retarded training techniques with his students.

>>7223059
Weird, fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:37:52 2016 No.7223076 >>7222980 What the fuck is he talking about, its the jews not the leluminati

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:39:08 2016 No.7223078 >>7222657 Jack on the go is even more addicting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:47:19 2016 No.7223093 >>7223001 Lol what a spaz

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:48:55 2016 No.7223097 >>7219018 Look up cooking with hoarders

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:55:15 2016 No.7223112 File: 2.87 MB, 1000x1000, 1449822538501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the most cringIEST jack on the go EVER https://youtu.be/HfnK4EKj_NE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 02:00:08 2016 No.7223123 >>7223112 That farm to table cuck @ 3:35 made me commit suicide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 02:07:28 2016 No.7223140 >>7223123 Fucking hipsters man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 02:12:23 2016 No.7223153 >>7223112 That music makes me want to shoot myself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 02:13:16 2016 No.7223158 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZonbE47g04 King Jack tears some n00b chef a new one at the top of the comments. JACK ATTACK! Jakatak!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 02:19:58 2016 No.7223174 >>7223112 that place is a real cringe tier burger joint though

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 02:26:01 2016 No.7223188 >>7223174 Exactly. It was cringe for both parties

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 02:27:58 2016 No.7223191 >>7223158 Ha. the banter, also cant believe he didnt season the flour

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 02:31:58 2016 No.7223196 File: 35 KB, 838x357, dessaster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223158 hahahah FUCKING REKT PWNT hehehe

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 02:46:00 2016 No.7223220 >>7223196 This is the reason I want to lick and suckle Jack from head to toe, his sexy brain knows no bounds.

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 02:57:44 2016 No.7223238

It was a good idea to check out Burger Wars, fellow Food Jacks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IofVx0T4W4Y

Jack meets a fan, a waitress called Tammy. But a very curious thing will catch your attention in the video. An extremely puffy vulva or Tammy used to be Tommy years ago.

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 03:04:09 2016 No.7223246
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>>7223112
This one is worse. Wait till he goes upstairs he seems like a little kid doing something behind his parents back. Bonus points for his closet-case friend putting up with Jack's dumb ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 03:05:25 2016 No.7223248 >>7223246 http://youtu.be/wQ5TV2MHdlw Forgot link.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 03:10:36 2016 No.7223255 File: 65 KB, 1173x662, tammyspuffyvulva.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223238 .. holy fucking shit!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 03:10:44 2016 No.7223256 >>7223246 What a cuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 03:12:47 2016 No.7223259 >>7223238 Wow, ya thats a dude, or a reallly bad roast beef

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 03:32:24 2016 No.7223304 >>7223238 Would you trust a woman who admits to being a fan of Jack to handle your food? I'd seriously be worried unless I could get her to signal to me that she watches it to laugh at him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 03:39:01 2016 No.7223313 >>7223304 she/he probably spit in their food

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 04:11:56 2016 No.7223353 >>7223112 Holy fucking god, he went somewhere ELSE TO EAT? How fucking fat are you? geez....

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 04:18:37 2016 No.7223366 >>7223238 Way too high to be a balls or cock.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 06:10:33 2016 No.7223521 jack jr is so good at math https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a40hnD_nSSE&feature=youtu.be

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 06:46:34 2016 No.7223557 File: 7 KB, 220x314, 1915197_1014832548558828_5660831977403985565_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223521

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 07:15:08 2016 No.7223606 >>7223521 Is this a joke or is he in remedial education? Why is a high school student doing something this fucking basic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 07:16:10 2016 No.7223608 >>7223606 >Why is a high school student doing something this fucking basic? youtube dollarydoos >the internet will make us smarter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 07:34:16 2016 No.7223623 >>7223608 It said in the video that this is for school credit. Why is he doing math that a 8-10 year old would be doing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 07:35:06 2016 No.7223624 >>7223623 >It said in the video that this is for school credit. probably a lie to make people feel good for supporting him

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 09:21:28 2016 No.7223747 File: 726 KB, 696x846, 1451665649582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223521 the apple does not fall far from the tree

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 10:48:29 2016 No.7223906 >>7218768 top fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 11:06:20 2016 No.7223948 >>7223048 Does he really not know you get type 2 from being a fat sack of crap? Maybe he shouldn't be using a dumpster to measure out brown sugar for his sauces.

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 11:21:50 2016 No.7223983

>>7223078
This. I started with Cooking with Jack, watched most of the more well-known (at least on this board) videos, branched out to some others, and after a little hesitation I finally moved over to Jack On the Go.

My God. It's so much worse because he's out in public acting the way he does.tbis makes for a far more consistently cringey viewing experience, honestly. But I honestly can't stop watching them.

I've had many moments over the past few months where I kinda questioned myself and my life, and why I was spending my time on this shit, but I figure there are far worse things I could be doing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 11:51:14 2016 No.7224067 >>7218768 best jack thread in a while boys

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 12:15:24 2016 No.7224128 >>7218605 Is that even a real position?

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 12:20:00 2016 No.7224137

>>7218768
>sausage, sun-dried tomato, artichoke stacked in a difficult to eat skewer
>discount code for Harry's Razors
>gorgeous blend of canned...
>served blue or rare
>overcooked perfection
>cooked rare in a fucking bag with half a stick of carrot and celery
>whatever is still around in the back of the pantry, thrown together without regard for taste or balance
>(that random ass list of things that should never be together all in one dish) blended together and chilled into a disgusting and unholy abomination

jesus christ man my sides should be back from orbit sometime later this year. It's gonna be hard to beat this kek for me all year long.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 12:33:24 2016 No.7224150 >>7223112 >"I'm going to go lick my armpit to get the taste out of my mouth" >"I'm trying to be nice!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 12:45:39 2016 No.7224175 >tfw jack corners the market on gross fat men cooking things badly in their kitchens now i will never have my own youtube channel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 12:52:09 2016 No.7224191 >>7221734 is she the diner, the drive-in, or the dive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 13:17:05 2016 No.7224247 File: 68 KB, 594x720, 1443594164852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223112 >Jack calls himself a cook >can't respect the 3% surcharge for the cooks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 13:24:29 2016 No.7224262 >>7218651 Of course he's a fucking Cowboys fan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 13:35:46 2016 No.7224296 >>7223238 nothing wrong with a puffy mons pubis seriously you guys need to see more women naked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 13:43:58 2016 No.7224331 >>7224262 Jack seems like the type of football fan that only knows the name of his teams QB.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 13:45:06 2016 No.7224335 File: 59 KB, 453x439, 1438370727573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223112 >why-goo rib eye

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 13:50:33 2016 No.7224349 File: 67 KB, 960x717, 376926_474096482603378_1993553561_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224331

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 14:10:18 2016 No.7224396 File: 123 KB, 906x735, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224349 What the fuck? Did they really order a custom Tebow Cowboys jersey? He's never even fucking played for the Cowboys! Church must be a hell of a drug.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 14:14:28 2016 No.7224410 File: 93 KB, 677x631, 1426588437218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224349 That's it, I'm done. I can't live on the same planet as these people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 14:57:19 2016 No.7224553 >>7218658 his beard looks drawn on what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:02:43 2016 No.7224565 >>7218992 link to the video?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:04:23 2016 No.7224572 >>7223521 >choking my son

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:16:22 2016 No.7224602 >>7219804 >Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:17:18 2016 No.7224604 >>7224396 You mean > american protestant church is hell of a drug Dues vualt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:17:59 2016 No.7224608 >>7222711 >points to the audio jack >"what is this thing for?" is jack actually retarded?

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:18:48 2016 No.7224610

I really want to like guy but.. goddamn, he can be so inept and dumb and american sometimes it's infuriating which is why I keep shitposting about him. He's a failure and he would never admit it. He's like an obnoxious 4chan tripfag that doesn't know how much of a loser he truly is just for posting here while using trips when it's not in any way necessary.
And he is about as genuinely italian as a dog named Luigi. Like typical muh heritage americans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:20:13 2016 No.7224617 >>7222711 Puts Wolverine to shame. EAT YOUR HEART OUT HUGE JACKEDMAN!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:26:22 2016 No.7224630 >>7222711 >I don't know how to use these

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:27:24 2016 No.7224633 >>7223983 Hahahahaga very well put my man.

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:30:50 2016 No.7224645
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>>7221659
look up his other omelette videos. he straight up scrambles egg and puts them in a ziplock baggy with all the other ingredients he wants in it. then he fucking BOILS THE BAG

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:31:58 2016 No.7224652 >>7224565 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3V7U5Ctj4 around 13:20

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:34:03 2016 No.7224660 >>7224630 that's so Jack almost in every video

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:35:22 2016 No.7224665 >>7223248 Holy shit, good share, this made my day Jackonthego>>>>cookingwithjack

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:36:26 2016 No.7224672 >>7223353 He has a whole series where he does just that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:38:07 2016 No.7224676 >>7224645 Mmmmm carcinogens

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:38:55 2016 No.7224680 File: 1.31 MB, 1920x1080, Screenshot (84).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224645 THEY TURN OUT GREAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:44:40 2016 No.7224698 >>7224680 he has also shown that he can't even cook an omelette like normal people do on a skillet

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:47:17 2016 No.7224710
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>>7224665
jack on the go definitely makes for better reaction shots and has that one qt from his church sometimes. you should watch the series where he goes on a cheap cruise he complains nonstop

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:48:58 2016 No.7224716 >>7224645 tasty omelette sous vide

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:00:36 2016 No.7224760 >>7224710 the cow never puts any make up on and she alays looks fed up with jack's shit she needs a virile bull, a better one than what she has now which is probably some sweaty little horny mexican

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:02:35 2016 No.7224764 File: 500 KB, 1280x720, 1444458819941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224710 Oh yes the cruise ship videos. That was great, so was disney and Vegas

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:03:54 2016 No.7224767 >>7224760 Cuck Tbqh I think Jack's a cuck anyway

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:06:37 2016 No.7224778
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>>7224764
>disney
his wife gets so pissed at him in those videos and he gets so mad at jack jr right here. if you think he only takes that gigantic slob bites when he's doing reviews here's how he eats when he does think he's being watched

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:07:39 2016 No.7224781 >>7224778 meant doesn't think he's being watched

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:09:11 2016 No.7224786 >>7224610 >I really want to like guy Why? That's stupid, there's no reason to like him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:12:00 2016 No.7224799 >>7219499 He literally looks like a twin of a jewish guy I know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:16:03 2016 No.7224811 >>7221635 literally a pig woman

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:16:34 2016 No.7224813 File: 16 KB, 300x200, chef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224799 It all makes sense now.....

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:19:26 2016 No.7224819

>>7224781
Lmao he is a fucking pig. I have NEVER seen ppl eat like him and his wife with their tongue,

Also. that part when he talks about anime there. Cringe.

I love the parts when he gets flustered by his son or other ppl tho. Hes def a megalomaniac, and control freak

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:19:53 2016 No.7224823 I like the on the go ones when jack is a total faggot and goes without friends. just him or some family because the friend talk too fucking much and I like how awkward he is with his family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSgPqWnQ0lQ

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:20:20 2016 No.7224824 >>7218663 Yes he is paid by the jews at le cordon Bleu. > culinary jew Not even once

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:20:39 2016 No.7224825 >>7224710 I want a collection of tongue out reactions of him and his wife. There is a good one from some cheap pizzeria.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:21:22 2016 No.7224826 File: 1.82 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224819 this one's really good for tongue sticking out his wife does it too>>7224823

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:23:10 2016 No.7224835 >>7224826 Yessssssss thats the one, he does it like tight beforr and after her. Fucking nasty, the way they chomp makes my ears bleed too. Oh god thanks for the photo, fucking saved

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:24:49 2016 No.7224841 >>7224778 where is this from

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:25:53 2016 No.7224844 >>7224823 >>7224825 >>7224826 Hivemind

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:26:59 2016 No.7224848 >>7224841 His disney videos, just youtube jack on the go disney

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:28:15 2016 No.7224855
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>>7224835
its fucking disgusting the way he lunges his head at it too. you should look at it at this time just to see the move

>>7224841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7mut1DVWt0&list=PLzxe-Vt2CC63XBhTyXpIeGNSLwcERiO-a&index=3
the bratwurst starts at about 2:30

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:30:44 2016 No.7224861

>>7224848
thank god that piece of crap hasn't set foot on my country, was worried there for a minute

I usually like you muricans and don't like it when my fellow countrymen fall for the stereotype, but this guy makes it hard for the states...

a walking disgrace

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:31:16 2016 No.7224862 >>7224811 See >>7224826

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:33:00 2016 No.7224867 >>7224855 Yea ive seen it, had a few jack in thr go binges recently, it is so nasty and unnatural, like I said, ive never seen anyone irl do that, it must be a fat thing due to chins and necks. He lunges at it like some sort of predator vs prey scenario

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:37:01 2016 No.7224878
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>>7224861
Thanks forgeinbro, I do agree, alot of burger tourists give us americlaps a bad name. If only there was a way to purge us from all these obese egotists who live in their small worldview.

Forg god sakes this guy acts like hes the beeknees and thinks everyone knows him across the world

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:38:11 2016 No.7224879
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>>7224861
he was in epcot germany :^)

I can just imagine him complaining about beer hall type tables and it being too crowded. would probably bitch about there being no drinks for dinner since he doesnt into alcohol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:39:52 2016 No.7224882 >>7224879 Video?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:42:05 2016 No.7224887 >>7224855 It's like he's actively trying to swallow it whole. What kind of monster sticks their tongue out like that unless they're blowing somebody?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:43:38 2016 No.7224895 >>7224882 thats a picture from the last time I was in the fatherland. these are his disney world videos https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzxe-Vt2CC63XBhTyXpIeGNSLwcERiO-a

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:46:25 2016 No.7224901 File: 108 KB, 827x1275, image_8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224895 Damn I was hoping he had a video of it.

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:47:03 2016 No.7224904

>>7223008
I knew I was going to see that exact scene before I opened this video. Someone needs to do a Jack edit with that scene, its too hilariously fitting. You could add cuts with the original meat claw video for maximum hilarity too.

Also fuck you, Nightmare on Elm Street 5 had some of the creepiest deaths from the franchise and no one can tell me otherwise. That movie was personal on the characters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:50:13 2016 No.7224911 >>7224767 well duh he's a cuck but she doesn't look satisfied with the bull she has now

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:50:57 2016 No.7224913 File: 1.50 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224835 for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:51:36 2016 No.7224918 >>7224778 in the burger wars #2 video I think he grabs something and another person, maybe the wife, says "that's mine" and Jack simply ignores that and says it's his because he's an asshole

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:51:41 2016 No.7224919 >>7224911 Prolly on set depression

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:52:39 2016 No.7224924 File: 1.74 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] he's such a fat sack of shit look at how he has to sit to fit at a table

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:53:11 2016 No.7224927 >>7224778 wow he's actually NOT covering his mouth with his hand like someone's aunt in this one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:54:17 2016 No.7224928 >>7224913 Maoooorrrr

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:54:26 2016 No.7224930 File: 1.84 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck I need to go buy some beer or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:55:28 2016 No.7224935 >>7224918 >>7224918 He must be either a sociopath or a autist, maybe both?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:57:14 2016 No.7224940 >>7224930 Their must be lore for his

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:05:26 2016 No.7224959 >>7224940 This*

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:11:26 2016 No.7224978 File: 2.34 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just bought some beer gonna watch jack's tennesee trip

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:13:16 2016 No.7224983 File: 1.76 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] first up he reviews bagged airplane food. how sad is his life

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:17:11 2016 No.7225000 File: 23 KB, 396x317, Callot_face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224983 >$10 sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:21:17 2016 No.7225012 File: 1.71 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] he's dumb enough that he has a timeshare and he loves it. also his camera sucked in 2010 >jack jr back in 2010 was already yelling at him to stop filming him

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:23:43 2016 No.7225020 File: 2.09 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] its driving me crazy how often he keeps referring to this as "country" >looks its all just country just trees youre in a parking lot faggot. the forest isnt country

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:25:58 2016 No.7225029 File: 1.42 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] he just called jack jr a moron because he wanted to WALK to the coffee store. youre a moron jack jr its like a mile away that would take 10 minutes

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:28:57 2016 No.7225039
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jack finds out what an underground electric fence for dogs is and he's completely amazed. his first response is to coax the dog to come to him so he can see it get shocked. what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:33:30 2016 No.7225052 >>7225029 this is why he's fat Also, average walking speed is 3.1mph, so around 20 minutes each way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:37:04 2016 No.7225065 File: 1.88 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] his friend made fun of him for recording all of his meals. jack got offended and ignored him lel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:38:38 2016 No.7225072 File: 2.13 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] he really used to say beautiful even more often than he does now

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:40:48 2016 No.7225076
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jack's friend's wife is so pissed that he's filming every meal. she refuses to let him film her and keeps yelling at him to make sure he doesnt get her on camera. he's pissed that she cares

what an asshole he's visiting them he should be a bit nicer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:41:55 2016 No.7225083 File: 2.29 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7225076 what the fuck he just stealth filmed her and then made fun of her. fuck this guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:57:00 2016 No.7225124 File: 1.68 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] had to take a break from jack for some of this shit. about to make some shrimp and pasta and this will get me in the mood

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 17:59:35 2016 No.7225133 File: 3.68 MB, 1250x6482, authentic real home made italian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7225124 just because I want to view it in browser and not on my photo viewer since its shit. threads autosaging anyway who cares

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 18:13:39 2016 No.7225179 >>7225012 pretty sure in one of his videos he mentioned he was using an ipod nano as a video camera

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 18:31:59 2016 No.7225230 >>7225029 >that hairline Enjoy it while it lasts, Jr. I wouldn't be surprised if his hair hasn't already started receding.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 18:45:13 2016 No.7225294 File: 158 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_cranberry_my_shit_up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another /beautiful/ thread thanks to the servants of the King of Cu/ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 19:03:08 2016 No.7225384 >>7219375 wipes that shit up with his hand..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 19:03:37 2016 No.7225387 File: 1.30 MB, 1280x720, didyouevenusethenapkin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223248

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 19:06:19 2016 No.7225400 >>7225387 He is so disgusting, he could probably live off his body fat, water, and vitamins for a fucking year

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 19:14:48 2016 No.7225435
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I'm very interested in the tired, glazed over look that comes across his face every time he tries some food and has to think about the taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 19:15:37 2016 No.7225438 >>7219375 why does he always visibly thrust his head into his food? he must be trying to be a "lazy man's" guy fieri

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 19:18:17 2016 No.7225449

>>7225387
>>7225435
I like looking at his napkin usage. he knows he's a pathetic fat slob and requires a napkin to hide how gross his chewing is and to clean up his beard from all the slobber and shit he got on it so he always takes a huge fucking bite and then immediately hides his mouth with a napkin. you'll see he is always looking off camera at where his napkin is waiting for him right before the bite

do you think he eats everything like that, wiping off his mouth after every single bite or do you think he only does it so he looks a little bit less bad on camera

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 19:19:19 2016 No.7225451 >>7225387 What a mammoth of a bite. looks tasty though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 23:42:42 2016 No.7226410 File: 177 KB, 400x200, ohnooooooooo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7218664 >Caesar (can substitute Doritos for iceberg lettuce upon request) i can't breathe

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 23:59:01 2016 No.7226447 File: 1.16 MB, 1352x1496, Screen Shot 2016-01-02 at 8.58.17 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223112 can someone replace the laughing cheetahs with laughing jacks?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 00:05:41 2016 No.7226463 File: 477 KB, 854x480, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2015-12-25 01-00-17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7226447

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 00:12:55 2016 No.7226487 >>7223248 The owner seems cool though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 00:14:23 2016 No.7226492 >>7224331 So not an annoying fucking nerd? Sports fans are as bad as bronies and "esports" losers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 00:24:26 2016 No.7226531 >>7223623 Probably for a geometry class, which is taught to 8th/9th graders. Tennessee education, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 02:12:32 2016 No.7226881 File: 45 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to enroll into Jack University https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HwKNmb_o20

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 02:32:52 2016 No.7226925 >>7226881 almost as informative as Jack Jr's Pythagorean theorem video >Jack U

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